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PUaLISuXD W.EKLY BY TiE LITERARY SOCI
TIES 01 THE UNIVERSITY oil SOUTH CARO
LINA. TERMS, $1.50 A SESSION, PAYABLE
IN ADVANCE.
"Entered as second-class matter November
20, 1908 at the postoffice at Columbia,
S. C., under the Act of March 3, 1879."
TiE GAMECOCK solicits humorous sketches,
essays, verse, etc., and will gladly publish
such as is available, when accompanied by
the full name of the author. Unsigned
manuscripts will neither be acknowledged
nor returned.
All checks and money orders should be made
payable to H. G. Officer, Business Man
ager.
Business Manager
H. G. OVVICER, Eddy Lake.
Assistant Business Manager.
R. E. SEIDELS, ColumbIa.
BOARD OF EDITORS.
Editor-in-Chief
C. T. GRAYDON, 10, Greenwood.
Associate Editor.
T. M. Ross, '11, Euphradian.
Athletics Editors
P. L. WRIOIT, '11, Euphradian.
C. G. WYCIiE, '11, Clarlosophie.
Local Editors
W. S. Bot.T, '12, Euphradln.
J. H. FE.ERS, '10, Clariosophic.
Y. M. C. A. Editor
H. C. RIrER, JR.
Law Association Editor
C. A. ASnIy, '10.
OOLUMB[A, S. C., NOVEMBER 18, 1909.
Lost to Davidson.
Let's win them both.
Now for Mercer and the Citadel.
Took second place in tennis. With
a crippled team. too.
Loosen up, ye Alumni, And sub
scribe to the Flag Pole Fund.
Coach Oliver looks good to us. H is
work will tell by the next game.
Thanksgiving is just a week off.
XWork hard, fellows, and you can en
joy it when it cones.
AID NEEDED.
Last week we published a letter sent
us by one of the friends of the Uni
versity. In this letter lie set forth
very plainly why we should have a flag
pole upon the Science Hall, and gen
criously started a fln(l for this p1ripose
by subscribing five dollars.
This is a bright suggestion, and we
hope it will coie to something. As
stated, it will foster college spirit aln(l
lend an air of dignity to the Univer
sity.
It is very gratifying to us to know
that our city friends are taking such
interest in our welfare. and are always
r-eadly to conme to our supp)ort. So, all
friends of the college, read last week's
GAMECOCK and Sendl in your- sub)scrip
t ion.
AN UNNECESSARY FAULT.
A fter hiearinig many suggest ions and(
comp)laints from Gym goers, in regardl
to the playing of basketball in the
Gyminasinm, we wvish to call the atten
tion of the authorities to this matter.
At present the basketball court is
p)laced in the very p)art of the building
where the fellows wvish to take most of
their exercise. The 01ld hand ball
court is taken up and a 'goal is ar
rangedl just so that it wvill interfere
in every-hiand ball game. As matters
is going on (and it usually goes on
from 4:30 to 6:00 every afternoon),
it is impossible to engage in a hand ball
game; and the weights on the side of
the wall cannot be used ,without con
stant interruption from the players.
Now, there is no necessity whatso
ever for such a condition of affairs.
In the first lilace, we have a very good
basketball court on the athletic field,
and it seems to us that the game would
he much more beneficial if played in
the open air. But still if. the game
must he played inside, the court can be
moved with very little trouble or ex
pense so as to be in the way of no one.
'There is only one spot in the whole
builling that is suitable for a hand ball
court, and it is quite unreasonable that
this shotild be taken up by a basketball
court that be placed in any l)part of the
Gnymnasium.
So, in the interest of the Gym-goers,
as a whole, we beg that the matter be
taken in hanld at once.
In Pulit.
When 'tis nearly dinner
(Say between one and two),
\\'lien the economic class gathers
. To hear of truths that are true,
When the professors begins to explain
Problems that are deep,
I yawn, and curl up in my chair,
And quickly drop asleep.
I sleep in peace and quiet
Until the hour is o'er,
Then I arise, pick up my books
And saunter out the door.
But one thought lingers with me
(Thoughts of pleasure. did you
say) ?
Sure it is to me,
It means a nap every other day.
Poue'.
To the E.ditors of TiHE Gm:mcocx:
At one game this season the
football managers sent a special
invitation to the girls of C. F. W. and
Columbia College. Very few were
there--not as many as the first game,
which was a pay game. The ladies
didt not treat us right. We are hurt by
this treatment. No wonder the boys
did not win wvith no "fair maidens" to
cheer them on. We hope and trust it
will not happen again. To lament the
occasion I contribute the following:
To the girls of C. F. V.
And Columbia College, too,
The managers sent tickets,
And not a one to you.
But you were at the game,
And yelled with all your might..
Very few college girls were there,
(They' must have had stage fright.)
Nowv why (do they (desert us,
We w~ho love them wvell,
It's a ridd(le I cannot guess,
It p)OSSibly you can tell.
WVe ask them to the gamnes,
And let them in free.
But wh'len the games is called,
Very fewv on the standl we see.
Now if we p)aidh for tickets
From our hard--earned cash,
And didn't send them to them
They'd sure give us a smash.
But college girls are funny things,
Them I cannot undlerstand,
WVhen games are free, wveather fair,
So few we see on the stand.
An Alumni Letter.
Greenville, S. C., Nov. 13, 1909.
Mr. H. G. Officer, Business Manager,
Tiil GAMEcocK<, University of
South Carolina, Columbia, South
Carolina.
Dear Sir: I 'enclose you check for
one dollar atd"fifty ($1.50) cents, for
which you, will please send me TiE
GAAcoc- K for the balance of the year.
I notice that there are only fifty stu
dents not members of the literary soci
eties subscribing for the paper. The
remarkable thing to me is that there
are fifty students who do not belong to
one or the other of the literary socie
ties. Such students surely (1o not real
ize what privileges they are missing.
In my humble judgment, the work of
the literary societies, when honestly
and earnestly prosecuted, ill proportio
to the time spent upoin the same, gives
better training, is generally more stim
ulating, and does more to fit a student
for life work than the academic stu
(lies. Of course, each class of work
is complementary to the other branch.
If yot think it would stimulate in
terest in the work of the societies
among the students, I would furnish
you the manuscript copy of my ad
dress on the importance of the literary
societies, deliNered at the centennial
exercises of those societies. This ad
dress could be printed in sections or
installments, each section treating of a
special idea.
Personally, I am very jealous of the
prosperity and usefulness of those old
and historic societies, and am sure that
they should be miiade the chief centre
about which the University life should
rotate. I sometimes fear that mere
athletics, which are non-intellectual
pursuits, are engrossing too much of
the attention of our students. I am
not opposed to athletics by any means,
but insist that the literary societies
should be maintained as the chief
activity among the students. I should
favor a rule of the Trustees that all
students in the academic department
be re(uired to join one or the other of
these literary societies, except when
excused by the faculty for cause. I
commend, most cordially, the energy
manifested in the publication of TiHE
G.AM cocx, as the work in getting out
this periodical is bound to have high
edtucational effects.
With best wishes for the old Utni
versity, her literary societies, all of her
permanent an(d beneficial institutions,
and for the ambitious young men who
are there finding an opportunity to ac
(Itire knowledge and culture, I am,
Yours very sincerely.
j. J. McSw.u.N
The Boner.
To one whom in the depths of night,
When all the wvorld is sound asleep;
One who bones and grindls and toils
O'er many books and lore so deep);
One who burns the midnuight oil,
And wvears the bottom of his chair.
We dedicate this little skit, may
TlTe pass5 all exams this year.
Exchanges.
We acknowledge the following ex
changes: C u n her I ani d W e e k ly.
Sewance Purple, Tar Heel, Tulane
W eekly, News' Letter, Clemson T iger,
The Red nnd Black.
\? ? - 3W ?
All the college ladies
Like the Widow mighty well.
They say that as a sporting lad
He has no ||.
Some say that he is charming,
Others think lie is perfection.
1tit all agree that there is none
Just like himl in this @.
He iever does anything silly,
And he's never very rash.
lit after every pretty girl
He will always make a -
He's a very courteous boy,
And his manner is very bland,
l1tit, beware, my dear young ladies,
He will try to. hold your gW
All the college ladies love him,
Yes, they all are fond of "Merry."
But what will they say, I like to ask,
In answer to his ?.
Many. I guess, would answer, "Yes."
Others, "No," in a tone that would
jar.
1it I think that some might answer
Gus,
So that he'd see a *.
To University Students.
The opportunity to compete for the
Economic Prizes offered by Hart
Schaffner & 'Marx has been brought
to the attention of students of this
University by I Professor J. Laurence
Laughlin, of the University of Chi
cago. who is chairman of the commit
tee in charge of the contest.
Papers for the prizes are to be sth
mitted before June 1, 1910. There are
five prizes, totaling $2,000. The con
testants are divide( into three classes,
fuller details of which may be had
from the head of the department of
political economy. The prizes are
divided as follows:
Class "A," first prize $600 ; second
prize $400. Class "B," first prize
$300; second prize $200. Class "C,"
olnc prize $500.
Classes "A" and "B" refer partict
larly to college graduates and inder
graduates, and the following subjects
have beien suggested by Professor
Laughlin's committee:
1. The effect of labor unions on in
ternational trade.
2. The best means of raising the
wages of the unskilled.
3. A comparison between the theory
and the actual practice of protection
ism in the United States.
4. A scheme for an ideal monetary
system for the United States.
5. The true relation of the central
government to trusts.
6. H-ow much of J. S. Mills' econo
miic system survives?
7. A central bank as a factor in a
financial crisis.
The members of the committee,
aside from Professor Laughlin, are:
Professor J. B. Clark, Columbia
University; Professor H-enry C.
Adlams, University of Michigan; IHor
ace White, Esq., New York City, and
Edwin F. Gay, H-arvard University.
Dr. Moore: "Mr. Youmans, if you
get vexedl with anyone and get in a
fight, what will your mind expect
the muscles of your body to (10?"
"Madamoiselle" Youmans: "To
run, sir."