The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 03, 1909, Page 6, Image 6
You Know.
Above the blackened chimneys,
The sun has shot his rays.
The birds wake in the treetops;
And mid the dewy sprays
The bees begin to hover;
And up the mossy wall,
And o'er the vineclad parapet
The clinging sunbeams crawl.
But creeping ever higher
Through an openi window shot
The light of day describes a scene
Of blackest grief begot.
Within a dingy chamber
A man was sinking fast,
Three others sat beside him,
As to and fro they "passed."
His moments now were numbered,
And at quickened intervals
The three who sat beside him
Measured time left by their calls.
The one they called the "doctor"
Broke the silence yet again,
He gazed upon the hand he held,
And said, "I'll give him ten."
Two minutes flew, the next in line.
Spoke out, "eight more," lie said,
"Six more," the third said nervously,
The man was well--nigh (lead.
The sinking one raised up and called,
The "doctor" flung the hand
He held, away from him, and then
All four came to a stand.
The sick one smiled a sickly smile,
"I bluffed again," lie spoke,
"Your four small jacks look good to
me;
I might as well be dead ; I'm broke."
A Gift to the University. .
A fine evidence of the enthusiasm
of the alumni of the University of
South Carolina has just been given by
Mr. F. H. McMaster in the presen
tation of an annual medal to be
awarded annually to the former stu
dent of the University who has ren
dered notable service to mankind.
This is unique among college medals,
teiding to stimulate in the widely
scattered body of alumni to nobler
ideals of civic service. Its significance
will be of increasing value throughout
the years, by reason of the gradual
growth of a list of men distinguished
for social service that will i,flect re
nown upon their alma mater, and the
commonwealth. It is hard to con
ceive how a similar sum could have
been used more wisely to accomplish
so large a purpose. Its effect will be
to make every former student realize
that the University of South Carolina
has its eyes upon~ him, howvever distant
lie may be and howvever lonely may be
the p)articular path wvhich he himself is
treadling. This gift is chocked full 'of
encouragement for the great host of
alumni throughout the nation and the
world. The opinion was generally
exp)ressedl by those learning of Mr.
Mc Master's gift that he has in this
excellent suggestion set a precedent
that is hound to be followved in other
institutions of learning. He has
riveted bondls anewv between the 0o(1
University and every student wvho has
shared the intense fellowvship of its
life. The State will watch with ex
pectation the annual awardh of this
mledral by the faculty to the peso
dleemedl to have rendleredl the most im..
portant service to mankind from its
constituency. The faculty were most
hearty in their appreciation of this
gift, and at once appointed the follow
ing gentlemen as a committee to con
fer with the donor as to the design of
the medal, and the details of the con
ditions of its award: Dean Andrew C.
Moore, Prof. G. A. Wauchope and
Prof. M. Herndon Moore. This
contribution to the University, coi
ing right along' with Mrs. Ann H.
Jeter's gift of the beautiful Wallace
Thomson Infirmary, and the donation
by- Prof. Edward S. Joynes of his
Modern Language library of over
twelve hundred volumes, indicates
strongly the loyalty and active sup
port of the friends of the University.
It is a great privilege to build one's
life into an institution of learning that
is destined to wax in strength as the
centuries advance. Such an act by an
individual enlarges his own life, and
expresses his intense sympathy with
the progressive purposes of mankind.
Mr. F. I-. McMaster is himself an
honored alumnus of the University of
South Carolina, of the class of 1888.
He later pursued graduate studies and
wrote as his thesis an excellent work
entitled "Provincial Governors of
South Carolina." His letter tender
ing the medal to the University was as
follows:
Dr. S. C. Mitchell, President, Colum
bia, S. C.
Dear Sir: I tender the University
of South Carolina a medal, annually,
so long as I am able to give it, to be
awarded by the faculty to some for
mer student who may be deemed
worthy of honor for some service he
may have clone mankind.
Should this be approved by the
faculty of the University, I should ap
preciate the appointment of a con
nittee to aid me in the selection of a
design and superscription for the
medal.
Respectfully,
F. H. MCMAST)R.
Ask Him.
When some one says to me,
What's at the college tonight?
I always get very angry
And always want to fight.
Why ask me, I don't know.
Stop, think and consider,
Consult the encyclopedia,
Ask Merry Widow.
Often I am asked,
Who is the prettiest girl at the
college.
Now, they must think I'm
A man of great genius and knowl
edge.
But I forthwith r.eply
(And also give a cuss),
If you want to knowv anything,
Ask Gus.
Sometimes girls say to me,
Is it correct,
Trhat Merry has forty-seven college
girls,
Who obey his call and beck?
I say, I dlon't knowv.
And they laugh with a twvitter,
And say wve'll ask our friend,
Merry Widow.
Fresh D)eTreville, wvorriedl about
his schedule : "Simp., I can't get my
curly-cu-hum straightened1 nut."
A Serio-Comic Oration.
The subject which I have chosen,
most peculiarly appeals to the new
men, and is a stimulating reminder
to the old men, which it is at the
same time of vital interest to all
Carolinians./.
Feeling myself utterly incompe
tent to aloie cope with so important
a question, I have found it necessary
to resort to higher authorities.
These authorities I have found here,
who grace our college with unmeas
ured loyalty, with great erudition
and scholarship, and who are most
willing to freely bestow upon us the
benefit of their vast experience.
The first of these prominent per
sonages that looms up before us, is
the effervescent Grease Graydon.
Grease in a most florid and phillippic
manner defines college spirit as the
"Sacrifice of selfish interests for the
good and glory of your institution."
The next who appears on the
scene is none other than the stately,
reliable Belser, and he in thoughtful
reverie enthusiastically asserts that,
"True college spirit is willingness to
sacrifice individual interests for the
good of the institution as a whole
and desire to do something for the
promotion oJ its welfare."
Further on in the world-renowned
list of the learned we meet with the
flowery, eloquent heart-smashing
Speigner. Mr. Frank, vith a smile
that never wears off, expounds a
theory, throughout which is formed
a tincture of love, exclaiming that,
"College spirit is that efflorescence
of feeling and class sentiment which,
if we have, we involuntarily express,
and which, if we have not, we can
not acquire." Then again he con
tinues, as if in a thesis, that it is,
"The quintescence of brass, brag
and bragadocia, and the expression
of class sentiment after the manner
of callithumpians and charivaris."
Now, hearken to what the red
headed savant, sent down to us from
the Olympian hills of Aiken, has to
say. "Josh," in most heartrending
epithets, explodes a series of con
glomerations that are most touch
ing, that, "College spirit is that feel
ing of pride, honor an(l affection,
among college men which enables
them to put aside the small animosi
ties and desires of the individual,
and to work for the good of their
institution and her athletic team. It
draws the student body together and
makes of them one homologous unit,
whose sole purpose is to build up
their college and advance the ends
for wvhich it was founded, and for
wvhich the best and most loyal stu
dlents and alumni strive."
But, Mr. Presidlent, to be more
serious, I find it incumbent upon
me to come dowvn to the most sensi
b)le mien of the campus. As I have
had this subject undler thought for
many months p)ast, I have given it
much study and ample considera
tion, andl am fortunate in having
with me now the world-renowned
Coach Moody's (definition of college
sp)irit, a man wvho together wvith
Fuirse, put their words into action
and turned out one of the grandlest
all-star teams that the country has
ever seen. Pulling John Shakes
beer Hoey from under the Anheuser
Busch, and ascendineg on the ladder4
of fame to the realms of John Lee's
head, he persuaded these two most
worthy students to bow down and
play the famous positions of tackle
against the faculty's stronger team,
the result of which we all know.
One of the most striking maxims
that I have ever seen on this topic,
is one I found in the Outing Mag
azine, by United States Judge Oli
ver Wendell Holmes, which every
collegian would do well to imprint
upon his mind, and that is, "To brag
little, to show well, to crow gently,
if in luck-to pay up, to own up, and
to shut up, if beaten, are virtues of a
sporting man."
College spirit consists in partak
ing of every phase of college life
with honest and manly enthusiasm.
To make good college spirit in a stu
dent body, it requires the co-opera
tion and the harmonious working
together of each and every student
in every department of college
affairs. In society by performing
your duties and regular attendance
upon all its meetings. On the cam
pus by mingling and associating
with one another. On the athletic
field by joining the team if physic
ally able to play, and if you are not
able to play, by showing your true
college spirit in cheering your team
on to victory.
Let our motto from henceforth be,
"United we stand, but divided we
fall."-J. Fromberg.
Fresh's First Letter Home.
My dear patenal and matenal rela
tions.: When I left niy domicile for
this institution of learning emotions
inexpressible rose up in my bosom.
When I arrived at this institution,
founded by the most distinguished
personages, the deepest solemnity pre
vaded my whole being. The luminary
of the day had descended behind the
golden West.
Then it was I began to feel my in
dividuality. Being exhausted by the
journey, I extended my extremities
across my bed. There I intended to
suspend action and secure invigora
tion.
But when I went into slumberland
I was aroused during those nocturnal
hours by an incessant rumbling. This
seemed to be vibrations of this ter
estial body, caused by a loss of equi
librium. A great multitude of the
masculine gender and puerile nature
assendled the stairway and secured an
im-mediate enterance into my sleeping
department. Almost simultaneously
there was a revolution of my bed, and
I found myself in posterior position.
After the first operation was termi
nated I found the exterior and anterior
p)ortionls of my face wvas artisticately
illuminated and lubricated wvithout any
comp)ensation wvhatever.
After being the recipient of these
multitudinous favors and particip)at
ing for some wveeks in these hospitali
ties, I find I am approaching financial
difficulties, and nowv, my dlear p)atenal
and matenal relations, won't you re
conmpense me by sending me a comn
pensation. I pray that we keep up
intercommun icationi.
Your loving posterity,
"FRSH." (F. W. S.)
Patronize our nadveners.