The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 28, 1909, Page 4, Image 4
About Tips.
I was once.talking to a young Paris
ian: "Does the tipping system prevail
all over Europe ?" I asked. "You
mean the tipping disease? Oh, yes,
it's everywhere."
We may take his word for it, I sup
pose. To an American this idea seems
to be carried to a sort of madness.
But if it be so, certainly it is one of the
most methodical bits of insanity that
you could imagine. Let's take a night
off, and going around through Gay
Parce and find out just how it works.
We'll go to the Comddie Francaise, of
course. You apd I wouldn't think .of
going anywhere else at night, unless it
be to the Opdra. We hiss at the first
voiture we see and give directions.
Once you are comfortable in that
wide-seated vehicle, you are tempted
to talk to the cocher, perched up there
in front. le had such a benignant
smile when we hailed him that you
are sure he is a philanthropist in dis
guise. And then, too, he is so fat, his
face is so round and red and beer
looking! His beaver-shape celluloid
hat gives him an air of jollity, for you
are sure it is cocked just a bit to one
side. His grey Prince Albert doesn't
conceal his vast and superb waistcoat.
It was naturally not meant to conceal
it. Even his wooden shoes, add to
your interest, and you want to talk to
him; and being like every other Ameri
can in Paris, you (1o whatever you
please, so long as the money lasts.
You chat with him all along, and he
tells you interesting things about this
street, that building, etc., until we are
drawn up in front of the Moul-oh, I
meant to say Comedie Francaise. You
look at the taximeter, which says one
franc twenty-five. You have the
change and give it to the cabby. From
the way he looks at you, there must be
something wrong.
"Pourboire I"
From the way he growls at you, you
wonder if this can be the same affable
cocher who brought us. Then you
remember that Baedecker says you
must tip the cocher twenty-five cen
times. You fish them up meekly and
give them to him.
"Pourboire 1"
Mon dieti, what is the matter now?
Is our cocher metambrphosed, and be
come a cochon? No, lie simply wants
you to pay him for all that informa
tion, true and otherwise, that lie has
been giving you all the way. Do you
think lie is a bureau of information set
up for your benefit, forsooth? Tip
him quick. If you don't his snort of
disgust on leaving you wvill make you
think you have stolen a sheep, or make
you feel as if you had been caught tak
ing money away from a baby.
But here we are in line. It wvill re
quire only half an hour wvaiting before
we can get our tickets. Entering, wve
are accosted by a man in uniform who
shows us the way. You remember
your exp)erience wvith the cab'by, and
ask no questions. We go up)stairs and
find a woman wvho will take excellent
care of your hat, your cane, your over
coat, your eyeglasses or anything else
you see fit to entrust to her, only don't
forget the "pourboire," or rather "bd
nefice," as I believe the women usually
call it. Here is another who. looks at
seats, ii we need the help, but bear in
mind the. "benefice."
Between the acts we go out to get
something to drink. We sit out in the
street at one of the little round tables
and the waiter brings us our order
promptly enough. When we pay him
we add ten per cent. for his benefit.
Now, let me tell you, if you don't tip
the waiter you are considered worse
than a sneak thief ; you are a thief that
doesn't sneak. You are on the level
of a man that would rob the stranger,
the fatherless'and the widow; and you
run the risk of being mobbed. Tip
the waiter.
When you go back to your seat you
are so wide awake on the subject of
tips that you are on the point of tip
ping the man who takes up your exit
check. Such things have been done.
Fact is, it is no easy matter to tell
whom you should tip. You are pretty
safe in tipping anybody, except an art
student, of course, and strange to say,
they are the ones who frequently seem
to need it.
But let me tell you what a scandal I
heard about John D. Rockefeller while
I was in Paris. You guess first that
it was his way of getting rid of com
petition? No, worse than that. It is
whispered about Paris that he. with
all his millions, with money enough to
buy a fresh cigar every five minutes
to say nothing of an unlimited credit
--he habitually refuses to tip the
waiter!
Violin Solo in Chapel.
On last Monday morning the fac
ulty and students again enjoyed a
charming violin solo rendered by
Mrs. Dr. Twitchell in the University
chapel. Mrs. Twitchell was accom
panied by Prof. DeLaunay, the ac
complished musical director at Trin
ity church. These solos are indeed
delightful and are always thoroughly
enjoyed by all those present. With
such musical features it is a pleas
tire to attend chapel regularly.
Dr. Mitchell Addresses Cheraw High
School.
Tonight our president will lecture
before the Cheraw high school. Mr.
B. F. Carson, the head of that insti
tution, has been very fortunate in
securing Dr. Mitchell's services on
this occasion and we feel sure that
the University will be materially
aided by the same.
Convention to Be Held.
On November i8th and 19th there
will be held in Columbia a conven
tion of "charities and corrections."
The University has offered its build
ings and groundhs for the purp~ose of
holding this convention but as yet
this offer has neither been accepted
nor dleclinedh.
"Merry \Vidow" IHart, speaking to
young lady at C. F. W., who is a Cath
olic: "Miss ,' will I have to stop
coming to see you (luring Lent ?"
Miss -: "Oh, no, Mr. H-art, we
only have to (Icny ourselves pleasures."
J ohn H-ughes Cooper to Brown
(upon seeing the I. H-. S. in the Meth
odist church) : "Buster, what is that
(lollar mark nnl there for?"
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