The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, January 27, 1886, Image 1
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^ WIXNSBORO. S. C., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27,1886. NO. 26. -
Hf' parish of
a ride
Ejwvc<l to run
WKBtf half-rmic
in hero.
^wpray-stone:
Bay the * sr>riii'-* so
^alonc."
Bsupon it.
steps, like ms;
HR-'> bonnet,
lip?' ol'l ash-tree."
ft Morgan's cow
W milk-white sea.
for a life-long vow,
for; owe me."
In This fliirk well?
Kpitchcr, if you let go;
Hn;' like a sea-shell,
BMy""to and fro."
ifflgjlpo ebb in Newton bay,
Bas the tide grows less,
the world's success."
way for love to flow;
in^s in a woman's breast,
K own heart it must go,
|?ry to nil the re>t."
^^t cup of your hand, my
^B^^^ttercd stone above,
^ftr of Saint John."
nrsay? My heart drops low;
HK>ld. and my hand too flat,
Elsured by bandfuls so?
!H|>w that I love you?without
jjrela the gleam of the faint light.
Emselveson the limpid gloom;
r lull pa!in toward her lover,
prepared for the words of
cart rose. and the cold hand
of her faith sprung', sweet
re** than the old saint's well,
ebbing tide of love?a tear,
nore, in December Harper's.
rinsome Elsie," * with a
to her frii-ml and confi
Int. olil Nurse Barnes: "but i otten
pws what to do with ine, and I cer|'ly
don'r know what to do with myS
arc they goingto do with you?"
K| the factory. He thinks 1 might
Mselve .shillings a week, after I had
stIT
Perkins, the housekeeper/' went on
Elsie. "I was there a week in the
spring. Oh,"?with a long breath,?
4,it is the prettiest place! One room all
full of books, don't you know, -and a
hall where they hang nothing but pictures.
I used to creep all over the
place, when the squire was gone out on
ranf? Aire P<vrL-?n? W5 tatinc
ifcUU i.TXiC. Jk V4M.MV .. W ? 0
her after-dinner nap. I used to sit down
fc? in the silk chairs, and fan myself with
the big scented fans, and make believe
1 was a great heiress, with lots of sertvants
to order about.'"
"Oh, Elsie! that was making very
bold," said Mrs. Barnes, with an awestricken
shuddfif
r _"^s t " confessed Elsie; "but
\t was only making believe, after all,
/'and nobody knew. But I saw Mr.
"RflA-pn twiop. and he talked to me lust
tas kind?oh! a deal kinder that Uncle
Joseph does. And he told me the names
of some of the rarest flowers, and offered
fco lend n e books out of the grand li?
But Mrs. Perkins told Aunt
/iy that I am too idle and awkward
W* errice. So now I don't know
" ier I am to be bound to Miss
s tl: e dressmaker, or sent to learn
tifi'rial flower trade."
-niost a pity, ain't it?"1 said Mrs.
; - looking sympathizing]}- atElsie.
. -jst then, as she surveyed the large
\drfc *e*. the cheeks glowing scarlet
at' icir stain of gypsy sunburn, the
lit |iceful figure in its outgrown
gcll: die fancy suddenly crossed her
tni^a tkat, under some circumstances,
rfelsie Liaj* might be almost handsome.
"You see, I &?re 110 one really be-jlonging
to me," j?aid Elsie, sighing.,
r'Evcn Uncle .&o<e-uh was only my
pother's half-brother. 4nd they don't
|;naw -what to do with me,"
"What would you like best to do?"
said Mrs- Barnes, who was paring potatoes
for the one o'clock dinner.
"I should like to be an authoress, and
write book?," said Elsie, with kindling.
^'Bfess me, child!" said Mrs. Barnes,
I "what do you know aDout authoresses."
"Nothing," confessed Elsie; "that's
fie trouble. Or I should like to paint
*?ctares, and to be famous; or be queen
h' a country that was at war, and lead
r ^soldiers to victory, mounted on a
R*-black horse: or do something very
it and grand, so that people might
er forget my memory."
fis. Barnes' first started and then
*hed. Pour soul, there was perhaps a,
|e when she, too, had her wild dreams
t 'gl impossible imaginings.
Hgjy Jsncii things cton i nappen nowaaays,
said she. 4-"W omen have to
R; 5?j?>, and wash and sew in this counmm?t
r^e t0 'Dat^e or P&int grand
tores. Better leave off thinking of
jfSes," cried Elsie, with a start, as the
fjr ~ck struck twelve. ? "And Aunt Betsev
Jptbe wanting me to set the table. 1
B >tsfc hurry home. How she will scold
EkT ibe sure."'
if J Bet to Elsie's infinite relief, when she
tched home, Aunt Betsey met her with
*Corae in quick, child,"- said she,
ad change your frock. Mr. Raven is
"Oh!" cried EJsie, with a skip over
e door-step, "am I lo be Mrs. Ferkin's
F ' "We don't know," said J&mt Betsey
mysteriously. "Time will show. Don't
fLljlSt jump about, my child. Try to take
|pL&ort steps, and be a lady. And, oh,
RftShat a dreadful tear that is in your
BjBress. Never mind now. Run quick
Kid change it as soon as ever you can,
fHfrd then come down to the best parlor."
K?ut long before Elsie Linn's simple
et wasniade. an awful fear took posBion
of her that Squire Raven nad ;
to tell Uncle Joseph of the big;
ffih of hot-house grapes which she
sub w spring and gave
|l|e Billy Snillen. in the road, the
Bslv she was at the Manor House.
ciu.K lritc " chck
vith herself, "hanging there in
hine, all purple and fragrant,
khad just got over the scarlet
?r little mite!?and did long
BL I knew it was wicked, but
^kon came over me so suddenjgftldn't
help it. And now if
Has told Uncle Joseph, and
iBBl * /v/Mr?/? f/v m/v
I IS gUlllg IAJ 3CUIU U1V
deep inspiration of horea,
but she must face her
kire it as best she might.
Bt frock, which was .scant
/
and faded enough in all conscience, she
descended with a heavy heart to the
"best room.''
Bring her in! Bring her in!" said
Uncle Joseph with & chuckle. 4,I never
yet sold even a yearling calf without
giving the purchaser a chance to look at
his bargain?ha, ha, ha! And if you
reallv want the child, Squire "
Mr. Raven rose courteously and put a
chair for Ebie as she entered, with
drooping head and cheeks aflame.
"We are old friends," he said; "are
we not?"
At the sound ot his gentle, measured
accents, the prickings of Elsie Linn's
conscience became intolerable. She
lifted her large startled eyes to Mr.
j Haven's face.
| "I'm very sorry, sir," said she.
i "Please, I'll never do it any more."
[ "Do what?" said Uncle Joseph, stari
in?.
? r ^ , ? j. 3
t "i am quite at a loss 10 unuerstauu
' you," saiu Mr. Raven courteously,
f "The grapes, please," faltered Elsie,
I getting redder and more confused than
j; ever. "I didn't pick *em for myself; it
fi wxs for little "Billy Sniffen, and "
? "Never mind the grapes, Elsie,'1 said
[ Mr. Raven. "Let me see?how old are
I you?"
"Seventeen, sir," said Elsie in a low
voice.
"And I amseven-and-thirty!"saidMr.
Raven slowly. "Do I seem like a very
old man in your eyes, Elsie?"
She shook her head, and then, em
"boldened by the fact that Uncle Joseph
had disappeared, and Aunt Betsey
was drawing water at the well, she
added:
"When I write my novel, I shall make
the hero just like you. I won't call him
Raven, lest people should find out; but
Ravenburn, or Belraven, or some such
name. You won't mind, sir, will you?'1
Mr. Raven smiled a strange, serious
smile. ?
"Elsie," said he, "would you like to
come and live at the Manor House?"
Elsie's dusk face brightened.
"Oh, so much!" she cried. "But Mrs.
Perkins don't want me; she says I'm too
flighty and too young."
4-P. I qui rnn Miisnndorstnod mp." said
Mr. Raven, with another smile. "I don't
mean as Mrs. Perkin's assistant?I mean
as my wife.
A sudden crimson flooded Elsie's
face, neck and throat. All of a sudden
the scales seemed to fall from her eves;
the world stood before her in its true
colors. She was a maiden out of the %
pages of romance. Robert Raven was'
her lover. He took her hand tenderly
in his.
t "Elsie," he said, "could you teach
yourself to love me? For I love you
with all mv heart."
yes!"
and laid her flushed face acro^o uu
shoulder, and wept and smiled in turns. *
She had entered the room a child; she
went out a woman, leaning on her
or>ro TTrnn Tin.mSAnf* Yi(\
tieed the change, and Aunt Betsey *
vaguely wondered what had ccme to ,
"our Elsie."
So Elsie's problem was solved. She s
went to bo lady at the Manor Jlouse, to *
gladden the heart of this modern King 1
Cophetua who had fallen in love with
the nineteenth century Beggar Maid. }
And as her dark beauty bloomed out !
into perfect loveliness, people wondered \
that they had been so blind.
But Mr. Raven said quietlv: }
"I knew it all along. When first I '
saw her picking daisies in the park, I
knew that she was the most beautiful .
creature in all the country. I fell in 1
love with her then, and I have been in }
love with her ever since."
But to Elsie the whole thing secins
like a dream out of the Arabian Nights. !
m i mm
Joke on a Journalist.
Last May a year ago the junior edi- '
tor of the Lakeview Examiner, with 1
some little assistance from ourselves, '
placed two dozen Klamath Lake frogs, i
a quantity of mucilage,- and a handful 1
of tacks into a bed occupied by the cdi- *
tor of the Linkville Star. When the
veteran of the quill shoved . his legs be- f
tween the sheets and the tacks penetra- 1
ted his tender pink skin he set up in t
bed and inquired of yours truly wheth- ,
er our bed had any insect, inhabitants. ,
He said he was experiencing sharp pains .
like wasp stints, 1 We remarkedr care- '
. lcssly that while such pains were al- j
most invariably followed bv paralysis, ^
we hoped he would live until morning. )
He made ^another direunder the covers. \
up the ,
journausfc^ i uui C iinwc, ,
stretc^^sjS4^^fS^f>nd with exul- .
taut crba?si>^pi^d ^double clog on ;
' was
xnoretharihe <x>u!cL stand:' He: -gay e a
yell, and sprung into-' thcTniddie-of the
xooiii'W'ioos, Loos/' he-'cried; "I'm ,
gmfer^iogcold?the ^paraljSSas-' st^lra' ,
in7^w^Sng--twodoctorsv ?*preacher,
and a|jgtifcii'of whisky, for'I'm nearly
a go?e&8>^l^i*?tt-a^froaa^iniped out ,
of tiieiiw'.aiid struck ^hii^.iRthe small
of the back. As he had strack a light ,
the tiEse-honored. jour^Mst compre- .
Iflaffce, and as
-hepHedthe;l^d:shoetem a corner he
remarked, gobd-n^^edly "Gol darn
von-scamps?I wouldn't had such a
* . . r , - * * * it v;j
flight lor a nunarca aoiiars. v> u iaiu
it all to Beach, and tried to induce the
Star editor to shoot him on sight?
Yreka (Cal.) Union.
?. ^ ^
Raising Pears in the South. ,
Gen. George Sheridan has often been mistaken
for the other general of the
same name. He was at the white house
once during the Hayes administration
when a delegation was announced. It
was a horticultural convention which
had called to pay its respects. Presi- .
dent Hayes asked Gen. Sneridan lo-ac-'
company him to the reception ~ room",
most of them thinking it was P. H.
Sheridan to whom they were talking.
Gen. Sheridan finally became reticent,
and the president sougm to engage
him in further talk. The conversation
between them ran aborit like this:. .
Hayes?General; have yon much fruit;
| in Louisiana? >
Sheridan?Oyes. We have oranges
and apricots and grapes in profusion.
Hayes?Do you have any of the hardy
northern fruits?apples and pears ?
Sheridan?There, are a few apples
raised along the northern boundary of
the state. . " *.
Hayes?Do you ever raise pears?
STiorir^nn?ATwavs. if we have three
of a kind.
There was a moment's icy stillness,
and then a big, fat fruit-grower, with a
roguish eye, unable to hold in, began to
snicker, and in less than a twijvkle of_
an eye they were all guffawing. The""
president himself laughed with the rest.
?Neio York Tribune.
A man living at Rod Wing, Minn.,
has a pair of golden candlesticks which
he says he dug oat of an Indian mound
at Waukesha, Wis., and which he thinks
are the golden candlesticks which formed
part of the decorations of Solomon's
temple.
A MUSKK.Vrs i?KK!LS.
Trapping: the Lic;!e .\h-v.\ tl?e New j
Jcr cy Vmr.IiP". " '
"It is not n:v >.-:iry i?> <r-> to the no/th- I
.%**? ? lntitlul.i tt\ to fl-lll <lla?fV|.4fif|]i.
VlU I*' * - % .< ?'-? ? ...? . ?%-v ? -
ly. Jersey will d?? !'t>r 1?-is<-:*r=.
So spoke an old indigenous X: \v J-.-rsey
fisherman a> h sat <?n a sugar
hogshead which rested on a S.mt!i >tsv.-t
v:er and tapp-d its head merrily with j
hi/ big split-leather boots. 11=s scraggy I
whiskers and weather bronz >!. pleasant I
countenance, says tiie Xcw York Tim<$ i
showed that lu; was nay of lho?e happy
persons who had passed the period of
life when youthful ambitions and aspirations
never to be obtained had passed
away, and peace and contentment were
now accompaniments of a frugal life.
On his head was perched a cap of black
aw/1 ,*( ffimilov rn ? t n-ri n 1
iiu, ami in ^tuiuui iumviii.4
peeped from deep pocket? of the old tarstained
coat. N
, What started the old man was the
presence of a pilo of steel traps, which
glistened in the sunlight of a warm fall
da}'. He eyed them furtively and heaved
a sigh. The traps did r.ot look at
oil n? tnov l:>vi>l ;i t;U10"lt'd
heap, with the four-foot chains spread
out in every direction. They were of
the latest pattern, light, but of strong,
stiff springs, thou<rh not differing in
any'essential particular from tin; ordinary
rat-trap that many a mind-beclouded
tenant at a late hour has put his foot
into while groping in the coal-cellar.
At the end of the chains were little
round rings, which would be used to
fasten them to stakes.
."I suppose." continued the young
man, "those fellows will be sent north
to be used in mink Irappin*. Ei' I only
had 'cm in the meadows near my place
I would make the musk rats howl.
They're thick down there, and I mean
to make it hot for a few of "cm myself
this winter."
"Tell me sonu thing :ib:)i:t trapping,"
asked a'listencr.
"Waal." replied the old lisherman,
"you looks as though you needed :i little
of it to spread them shoulders of
yourn and harden them muscles." and
he pinched the thin, soft biceps of the
young weakling's arm. There is nothing
better to strengthen young fellows
and build 'em up than trappin" and
trampin' over the meadows and through
the woods. There ain't any money in
it to speak of, but some fun, I should
say."
T 1-/-v *U ? 1 /\ri 1 !w. TuVj
i. iltVU IUL- v/ia ijiv v v i,*v, ?
coast and they are full of nniskmts.
while the streams further inland eontain
but a few. The muskrat is a respectable
animal to trap, lie is wary
and on his ?uard in the more populous
districts. In value his p -It is not wortii
much. Tin- prices paid for them vary
^-I^o^ucHr.ts "piece, accordingto
he condUioi^^P^ ^ur< il!1^ a^? ^ie
:ondition of tK? market- Some years
hey brin? nuul^^^)ll> money "1"1"
>thers. The pelts im1 ffiw?'
aats. Sometimes they are done up into
'urs and sent int-; the country to be
sold under the name of river mink, ui
:ourse, as to a pecuniary return, there
s not much to attract a young man or
x>y in this small trapping, but in it In
vill learn much about the mysteries 01
:he brooks and tlie secrets of animal
ife, while the exercise he gets is bracng.
The cost of axes, boots and traps
vill amount t^ as much as he gets for
;he skins.
"Waal," continued the old man,
'there ain't much play in trappin', and
ts mostly work ?hard work. too. You
vant to be well prepared for it. In the
irst place you must have warm clothing,
for you will be out in most all
cinds of weather, and nights, too. And
n the morn in', when you get up early
,o go look at your traps, it's cold ami
*a\v. You must carry an ax or big
latchet with you to drive in the stakes
:o which the chains of the steel traps
ire to be attached. They must be driven
n tight, too. or the animal will pull
hem out and away he will go. trap and
ill. Then you want a big bag to fetch
em homo in when you get any. These
hings. with a good set of steel traps,
.vill do to^ commence with, and then the
ripper may put in box traps unci derise
means of alluring the beasts. Some
people use a little bait in the shape of
i piece of turnip or apple to allure 'em.
A. piece of sweet apple is awfully good
bait for a musk rut and lie will fy hard
to get it. A drop or so of anise-seed on
the pan of the trap is also quite an attraction
for 'em. As a rule, however,
these allurements are not necessary, and
sare to cover up the trap will be sufficient.
The muskrat is a wary animal,
and won't step square into a trap when
he sees it. H<-*s knowin", and if it ain't
ivell hid he will step around it. But
there's other things to catch besides
muskrats. Ye see that cap?" and the
r>1il mon tn'-it- li<< lit>:nlov:n* oft" *'Yo
see that cap? That's made out of catskin.
There was a time when cat.skins
was -.worth. 10 cents apiece, but they
ain't worth nothin' now. In a season's
work you wiil probably run against one
or two mink. too. Real mink. foo. Yes,
anil in New Jersey l'w eaturht quite a
lot of 'em first arui last."
Catching muskrats is a common winter
pursuit for fishermen ami others in
vT ? T --- ' i
jjteWtierSCY, Slim im;iu
arc caught. Tin* money got for them
helps keep the poor coastmcn in tobacco.
The muskrat does not conn: out of his
lair in the daytime, excrpt on rare occasions.
Sometimes, on very dark,
cloudy days, he may be seen swimming
across the pond or down the river, with
his head just above the water. He is
an ugly-looking animal, of brown fur,
black, webbed feet, with white claws,
and long, white teeth. lie is a fast
swimmer, and his powers for staying
unaer tne wmcr ure ciuuumi?. m ui^nt.
they come out to feed, unci wander
miles over the fields in search of food.
They travel over the same roads on
these occasions and make little paths,
which in-;trapping parlance are called
runs. The steel traps ara often set in
these runs, and arc carefully covered
over with light material, dried leaves,
and grass. The unsuspecting rat, as he
travels along, will probably get caught.
It is always better, if possible, to catch
the lively little animal in the water,
where he will drown. If 011 dry ground
'siFllw. +V.11-V luirn ninorlit
flUU LilU V'i ll*v, UU|/ I.tt.v.
the leg pretty well down toward the toe,
the rat, not being able to pull away,
will gnaw oft" his leg just uoovy where
the trap holds it. This is often done,
and it shows the pluck and courage of
the animal as well as it.s endurance.
Many is the time the trapper will be
rKcoiinnintY>d to find onlv a stumn of a
? A.
leg in his trap or one or two toes.
.The mnskrat's home, if tin* stream or
pond has a, high bank, is a little hollow
place under ground live or six fret from
the water's edge. The entrance is under
water. The hallway, after" it has
penetrated the bank, will turn up above
the level of the water, and there, in the
" * * l- * l. -
little dry suDterranean cnamuer, ne
spends the day in sleeping or is busy
storing: away food for winter. The
trapper is happy when lie linds the entrance
to these houses. He will spend
time in poking with a Iohl' stick under
tin1 bank for tKese places. "When found
he places the trap under water just in
the entrance. If the rat is caught he .
will probably drown, as the weight of
the trap and*his efforts to get awav will i
lire him, and finally, exhausted, he
Tr\ crmoll
Mil AS UC1UW *? UIVI . frUV ?
v/ith low banks the muskrats oftea ;i
build houses of cornstalks or grasses
"VN'hole families live in these edifices,
which are sometimes built several feet
above the level 'of the water. The entrances,
and there are usuaily several,
are under water. Inside they are fitted
up into chambers?cozy little places f
lined with soft grasses. A favorite mode
of catching the rat in his own house is
to cut off the top of his domicile aud
1)1 ace the trap in one of the little rooms,.
carefully covering it over with a part of
his soft bed. The rat when found alive^ caught
in a steel trap will fight furious- ;
ly, and many a blow on the head will
he receive before he will give up. He is
courageous, and on his own part will
make the attack, as voung and old
trappers will testify. When there is no
way of escape he immediately gets ready
to resist. A dash is made at the trapper's
leg, ami if he onco strikes a howl '<
ol'pain will escape the poor trapper,
while the long sharp teetli will noia on
witj^a ffrip that would' shame a bulldog.
Too venturesome amateurs somelime
come home with fingers hanging
by shreds and big holes in their hands,
the result of too much freedom with
their prey.
The box-trap is the favorite for
streams, as it is easily made, and often
several rats are taken in one in a single
night It consists of.a long;, straight
box, rectangular in shape, made-with
entrances at both ends lirgef:ejlongh to
admit the rat comfortably-.; la tne cnas
are placed gates 'iaatTO' of stfif wire,...
slanting toward the' inside at the box^'
so that it can be lifted Tip eastty byttie
rat going in, but cannot be' op^edroutwartl.
Spaces are Mt be^^n wires
so that the "water can 'run :through. easily.
The box is sunk in the-midcSapf^a
stream and securely anchored witfar-big..
rocks. Then a row of stake8 is'; driyen^-j
from the box to the shore, firnSfcimbeddcd
in the bed of the stream. They
are usually run a little up the stream so
as to form a sort of fence down to tne
trap. The rat coming down the stream
finds himself between two wsdls of
stakes and can not get through. He
follows along to the-trap; then he dive#
under in his efforts to get through the
blockade. His nose comes in cont&ct
with the wire gate and it lifts easily; he
passes in and on through. At the lower
end he meets the lower gate, which
slants in, and cannot open it If he
turns back the same difficulty meets
* *.xfa?? An/1 Tn o cnArt tirttA
Jili.il III, lilt; UlUU VUU. A i* U? uuviv V*4MW
he drowns from lack of air. Sometimes,
in a stream thickly inhabited by
rats, the trapper will fina his box full
in the morning when he makes his
rounds, and the next night he will
-^robahlv fin<] ^ more. In the spring,
when the rats are "runnmg anJ1 jfJlJiU'i
ming long distances, the box traps will j.
yield a large return for the capital ex- t
pended. It is a job to keep them in re- a
pair, however, and when big storms T
fiuiin tlin will lifcelvbe washed V
out by the floods and perhaps the trap r
go floating down\*fae stream. Here is j
v. here the hard wortc comes in. c
Another manner of getting the rats is c
to flood them out A small box trap is ;..
placed at the entrance to a house, and 8
just below the stream dammed up so jthat
the water will rise to such a height s
as to drown them out As they attempt j.
to pass out the main entrance they get
in the trap, or if the trapper is a good c
shot he will kill the animals as they r
swim away. Moonlight nights there
i* snnrt in shootino'the muskrats as they
arc swimming in 3ie ponds. f
t
Fay Templeton's Idea of Marriage
A Now York rej>orter, who has been ?
interviewing Miss Templeton in regard
to her husband's (Billy West) applica- c
tion for a divorce, obtained the follow- 8
ing: "What Billy says is true,1' said ?
she. "I did agree to give up acting
when I was married, ana I intended to
when I promised, but I couldn't get 1
along without it. You see, I've been
brought up to it, and couldn't help it '
That was the only cause ot trouble be- J|
tween us. Some people have an idea *
he did not treat me well. That's all }
TL WTO n A mAM C
JlOUStyiSV. J.JJUZW ut;ici TT oo t? ujuiv.
good-natured fellow in the world, and *
we're on the best of terms still, for that (
matter. He always comes to see me (
when he's in town, and never goes away
without a pleasant little chat J
"Why did I marry him? Well, that's *
just what I was asking myself to-night ?
while I was dressing. I guess I haa a J
mania for getting married. They say it *
strikes all girls sometime, and I think I (
was struck pretty hard. Then he was a j
darling, handsome, young leuow, ana *
thought a good little mite of me. When (
lie asked me if he could have me I told
him I guessed lie could. I was starring
in the south in comic opera at the time,
and lie was with the Barlow, Wilson,
Primrose & West company. I had '
known him for two years, and I was 1
three years younger than I am now, 1
which would make me just?well never 1
mind how old. I had trouble at home '
and was tired to death of one-night 1
stands and cheap hotels, and thought I 1
saw a good way to get out of it all. We 3
were married at Nashville, Tenn., one ]
Sunday in May three years ago.
"Was the sun shining? J?ot a bit of '
?1-- ?. Tf 3
JIZ XIUIT Ul<S Uii.ua nacu b siuguxg. aw
was raining pitchforks and I wore a j
little green ulster to the wedding and a J
dress with one of the sleeves torn out.
The Nashville papers all agreed it was c '
grand affair, though, and gave us a '
great send-off. I remember we stopped 1
at a very cozy little hotel?a perfect
little gem of a place. The proprietor :
could not do enough for us and the serv- '
ants were as attentive as if we were tip- j
ping them with gold dollars. You see
this marrying was a new experience for 1
me and I remember all the details. I !
think I could describe every piece of j
furniture in the room, let alone the
carpets and wail paper. We had a jolly j
time of it for a few weeks, and then I '
wanted to get on my stage clothing and
exhibit once more. Billy protested and 1
I concluded that I loved my profession 1
better than I did him. He tried for a
while to <ret me back and then we came 1
to an understanding. Both of us want I
the divorce, but I don't think we can
get itlffifli ucjtfe- Mgr. when the third
year of our separation ^fitt-espire." J
"It's been an experience to~meT-and
not a very unpleasant one, either. If it
had not happened I might have .run
across some person nowhere near as
agreeable as Billy. I was in for getting
married, you see, and I did it All that
remains is to get unmarried.".
Highwaymen in Uoston universally
complain that the business there is a
dismal failure. No true-bred Bostonian
would ever give a cent to a plebeian
robber who should say, "Your money
or your life!11 and before the highwaymen
can ejaculate, "Your pecuniary ,
assets or your existence!" his intended
victim is away out of sight?Somervillt .
{Mass.} Journal. 1
THIS PASTIME OF A SULTAN.
, Sadyck-Pasha relates the following,
from the private live of Abdul Azys, late
emperor of Turkey:
He was accustomed to remain in his
poottxy-yard for whole hours, feeding
the fowtfrom his own hands, admiring
and' caressing his favorites. Not seldom"
through his ennuchs, did he call the fair
inhabitants of the harem, that they, too,
might participate in his favorite sport
Sometimes he ordered his wives and
odiasqties to catch some of the birds
wMsfcfne himself pointed out The running
and jumping of the women greatly
amase&the sultan, and those who distinanSked
themselves bv their skill and
agility, "received rich presents.
BSwidesthis. in the basins and ponds of
the Various palaces and kiosks were assefiibled
iarge flocks of tame water-fowl;
burfj& sultan was especially fond of
figlfting cocks, to which he" gave the
names of emperors, kings, statesmen,
and other important persons. Among
the^r cocks were Franz-Josef, Garibaldi,
Bis&iarck, Napoleon, the Czar Alexam^r
^mperDr William, Fuad Pasha,
AlUrtiFa, and so on.
iTe number of cocks constantly increased.
It became customary for every
digffitary sent to the provinces on some
statt affair to present to the sultan, on
ius Yeturn, either boasts or birds.
Once a certain Boitor, a veterinary, in
the rftnk of a sub-colonel, MechmetEfFekoi,
sent to Asia Minor, brought
back an uncommonly large and belligerent
rooster, and presented him to
the palace steward, asking him to give
his iame to the fowl. The bird was
brought to the palace at a time when
the padishah was* very angrv with his
ministers, Fuad and Ali. Noticing the
largk rooster, he ordered him to be let
loose on the feathered namesakes of the
ministers. The new champion attacked
his antagonists with such ferocity that
the rooster Ali was killed on the soot
and Fuad was carried half dead from
the battle-field.
Tke sultan became pacified, and inSuired
who brought the bird, remarking
jougbtfally that its owner must be an
undaunted man, if he could train such a
rooster. Immediately the secretary of
war received an order to promote ftiechmet-Effendi
to the rank of colonel, and
on the occurrence of a vacancy, to that
of "commander of a regiment
' A few days after this, the sultan be
came'tjtssatisfied with Garibaldi ana the
Italian king on account of their propaganda
in Albany, and ordered that the
roosters bearing their names should
light witto the newly-acquired warrior.
In.this ease also military fortune was
on the side of the latter, and his former
fortunate owner was promoted to the
rank of Iyva, or brigadier general. This
rooster' had also conquered the cocks
William and Bismarck, when the emperor
being for some reason dissatisfied
with Germany, had used the same
method to cool his temper.
Or another occasion, disgusted with
j^is ministers, he ordered ali the roosters
^ylTrggJheir names to be brought into
he arenato'^ilsiitBoitor. A ferocious
,nd bloody battleocclfr??Cd- the result of
rhich was that only Boitor fernariied on
lis feet, but slightly harmed; for tfns>
oosfcer tourney the General Mechmet-'*
'asha received the rank of general-in;hief.
as commander of one of the five
orps of the sultan's army.
"^Ptssrascir^sccratary'of war, - IIus
eyn ~Avnv, although he was well disused
toward Mechmet. coming from ihc 1
ame military school, could not restrain 1
limsclf from" exclaiming;
"To whom shall I give the command 1
if the army corps, to thee or to thy 1
ooster?''
The new general-in-chief answered: *
"To neither of us. I beg but one ]
avor of you: dismiss me from the miliary
service.'"
Mechmet-Pasha was an honest,
traight-fonvard man; he did not wish ]
n (Winnc a ruviitinn in wVlioh hp. Would
>nly be injurious to his country. The 1
ecretary of war asked permission to 1
end him as governor-general to one of :
he provinces, but the sultan refused.
"Let him remain here and raise roos- 1
ere; that will be useful."
Thanks to the rooster, Mechmet-Pasha
lad, in the course of a few months, atained
the rank of a general-in-chief.
Cmthfulness and common sense presented
him from accepting a command
>f any army corps, a place for which he
elt himself unprepared. Therefore he
lid not lead the Turkish soldiers in the
lisastrous campaign of 1877.
This sad honor fell to the lot of other
generals, who had acquired their posiaons
as easily as he, and for similar
tervice, confirming by their example the
vords of Napoleon L, that "with good
eaders, badly organized and poorlv
slad armies can be perhaps made availtble:
but with the incapable, even the
>est provided and well-disciplined solliers
make but a very poor army."
A Log Chute.
One of the most interesting sights to
>e seen in the Sierras is the manner in
vhich logs are sent down the valleys or
river canyons from the timber heights
ibove. A contemporary gives the folnwiricr
PTiinhifi dfiseriotion of one of
hese scenes: A chute is laid from the
river bank up the steep mountain to the
railroad; ana while we are telling it the
nonster logs are rushing, thundering,
lying, leaping down the declivity. They
iome with the speed of a thunderbolt,
ind somewhat of its roar. A track of
ire and smoke follows them?fire struck
by their friction with the chute logs,
rhey descend the seventeen hundred
feet of the chute in fourteen seconds. In
ioing so they drop seven hundred feet
perpendicularly. They strike the deep
svafcer with a report that can be heard a
mile distant Logs fired from a cannon
lould scarcely have a greater velocity
ill on tVint' Jin vo Mf- thp font of the chute.
rhe average velocity is over one hundred
feet in a second throughout the entire
distance; and at the instant they
leap from the mouth their speed must
be fully two hundred feet per second. A
sugar-pine log sometimes weighs ten .
tons. What a missile! How the water is
tossed in the air! Like a grand plume
of diamonds and rainbows, the feathery
spray is hurled to a height of a hundred
feet It forms the grandest fountain
ever beheld. How the waters foam and
settle, and lash against the shore! One
log, having spent its force by its mad
plunge into the deep waters, has floated
so as to be at right ang.es with the path
? ? j i
oi me aescenamg muusw;r&. mc muutu
of the chute is perhaps fourteen {&&.,
abov^-tii? surface of tEewater. A huge
log hurled from the chute cleaves the
air and alights on a floating log. You
know how a bullet glances, but can you
imagine A saw-log glancing? The end
strikes with a heavy shock, but glides
quickly p.ost for a short distance, then
comes a clash like the reverberation of
artillery, the falling log springs vertically
into the air, and with a curve like
? lallf iwf/\ rrrtfA* A
a iuwAvt acma9 iiiiAJ uxiu ry o, ivu^ uiy
tsnce from the log it struck.?Sacramento
Bee.
An agricultural school for girls has
been established in France.
Draining Enormous Marshes.
Few people! are probably aware of the
great engineering undertaking in which
Kus?ia has been engaged for years,
draining the rinsk marshes, ihese are
so extensive as to secure special designation
on the ordinary map of Europe, being,
we believe, the only case of the
kind, and in point of the area are very
much larger than Ireland. Situated on
the Russo-Polish confines they have become
famous in Russian history as a
refuse for all manner of romantic characters.
and have remained an irreclaimable
wilderness in the midst of a prosperous
cora-growingregion up to within
the last few years. In 1870 the Russian
gu\ci iuiiciit mat luuft. m uauu ociivu^ij
the abolition of this wild expanse, which,
owing to being: perpetually more or less
submerged and covered with a jungle
growth of forest, prevented not only
communication between the Russian
districts on either side, but also between
Russia and Austro-Germanv. Consequently
u^large staff of engineering officers
and several thousand troops were
drafted into the region, and these have
Vm.vn rr->anAn flio' rm/Wftfalnwor cinop
Up to the present moment about four
million acres have been reclaimed,
thanks to the construction of several
thousand miles of ditches and of canals
so broad as to be navigable for barges
of several hundred tons burden. Just
now the engineers are drawing up the
programme for next year, which comprises
the drainage of 350,000 acres by
means of the construction of 120 mires
of ditches and canals. Of the 4,000,006
acres already reclaimed, 600,000 acres
consisted of sheer bog, which have been
converted into good meadow land, 900,
000 acres of "forest tangle," which have
been prepared for timber purposes by
cutting down all the underwood and
thinning the trees, 500,000 acres of good
forest land?forest oases in the midst of
the marshes?hitherto inaccessible, but
which have been connected more or less
with navigable canals and thereby with
the distant markets, and finally 2,000,000
acres have been thrown open to cultivation,
although only 120,000 acres have
Knnr? onhifillr /w?rmioH rm tn nnw
sides making the canals and ditcho?.the
engineers have built 179 bridges, bored
152 wells from forty feet to eighty leet
deep, and 425 from twenty feet to forty
feet, and have made a survey of 20,000
square miles of country hitherto unmapped.
When their task is finished Russi3
will have effaced from the map of Europe
one of the oldest and toughest bits of
savage nature of the continent, and a
few years will suffice to render the
Pinsic marshes indistinguishable from
the rest of the cultivated region of the
sources of the Dneiper. From an engineering,
geological and scientific point
of view, the work is one of special interest,
and capable globe-trotters, anxious
for a novel theme, might do worse than
spend a lew months amid the fading
Pinsk marshes, describing the
changes in progress.?Engineering London.
Cupid's Posloffice.
Throngs of hurrying people were
hast<?rvr>2: along oneJ^^tb'^-"-?Tcat thor
trie light
the varied countenances of the scurrying
multitude. A reporter stopped at ?to- 1
baceo shop which was quite like the
majority of its kind. The tomahawk of :
the figure at the door bore the legend,
"I'll hit you real hard." Through the '
2urtained doorway could be heard the
twinkle of a mandolin. A muffled form '
ivent in. It was a brigandish figure,
Dapped with a cylindrical hat The reporter
heard the salutation and answer: '
"Buenas tardes, Senorita:"
'Buenas tardes, Senor."
Within five minutes the brisrand reap
peared and a brace of letters "which he
had clutched in his gloved hand were J
there no longer. The reporter ventured ;
to open the door and found himself in
the peristyle of a Cupid's crosstown '
temple. The presiding priestess was
dozing upon a divan behind the ciga- 1
rette counter. Above her hun? a case <
with numerous pigeonholes filled with
perfumed letters of the billet-doux kind. ]
It was a "quiet" postoffice, and the
senorita, was the post-mistress. Men <
came and went, bringing letters, leav- <
ing letters, wreathed in the same made- :
to-order beatific smile and all pronouncing
in the vera- same manner "buenas i
tardes," which was the password. Sud- :
denlv a secret door opened from the i
* " e ' /J-*. ...?
nanwav 01 ine nasnv uai ?uu?u uuuci
which the dubious shop was situated. -"Alma
mia.*' murmured the young
lady who entered wiMi a heavy tragedy
accent and a well-developed Delsarteau
sigh. "A letter. Rosic. or I die."
A letter was produced, forRosie never
disappoints her paying customers. Tranquillized.
the young woman drew her
veil tightly across her face. She had
4.1 A TUor? oY%ocI'AH
IIULICCU UIC .7uu
of the senorita:
"How long sincc hubbic was hen;?1'' .
"An hour ago." was the distressed response.
"Have yon any more of those dear
little cigarettes?" she articulated, and
after pocketing a package or two the
young woman was off with a rush.
The reporter asked the postmistress
how business was.
"Madre di dios!" was the reply.
"Thanks to the ever increasing progeny :
of fools, business is good, and the holiday
season as yet not at hand. I get a
dime for every letter delivered, ana am
so popular among my patrons thatrwell,
the perquisites are not inconsiderable."
Then the reporter was permitted to
examine the letters. Some were written
Ill Xlllll ittcuuc aviij/n aiivt n/uiv
Hoboken or thereabouts. Some bore the
name of a well-known club and others
came from where the a1x>riginal tribe is
worshiped exclusively.?A* Y. Herald.
Midnight Sport in Mississippi.
"A hanging,v said Col. Barbour, "is
very old sport for us Mississippians.
Down in the Yazoo country, where I
live, when we grow tired of bear-hunt^
ing we get up a hanging party just for
a change. You see, we locate some fellow
who has stolen a hog, and on' a
moonlight night we send out invitations
to the neighbors, and request. them to'
join us in a hanging partv. They always
accept and come well mounted,
and we go to the spot where the game is
hived and string him up. I recollect,,
lastjall, when thcj
driving and duek-hunting, that we got
up a little impromptu affair one night in
honor of a Texan man who was on a
visit to some of his relations, and before
daylight we treed four of the meanest
men the Yazoo swamp had ever seen.
Pay me a visit some "time and I'll introduce
you to the boys and take you out
with us some niorht. Come down this
fall, if you can, for we have at least ten
men spotted, and we'll have five or six
nights' rare sport.1'?If etc Orleans Paper.
" .
^ ^ "
Gen. Robert Toombs recehtly defined
a fanatic as "a man with ' big notiona
and very small points." " ,
A TERRIBLE REVENGE.
Millionaire Janes' Scheme for Getting
Even with Millionaire Garrett.
The bitter enmity which arose some
months ago between Robert Garrett
president of the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
company, and Mr. Henry Janes in
regard to the portico which the former
has put on the front of his house, adjoining
the Janes domicile on Mount Vernnn
nlor>a cjvc-s a RnlHmnrp teleoram.
has assumed" a decidedly interesting
phase. Mr. Janes last summer applied
for an injunction against the completion
of the portico and gained his case.
Then Mr. Garrett took it to the court of
appeals, where it now is. During the
past twenty-four hours the residents
within the precincts of Mount Vernon
place, sacred to society and the famous
group of Barye statues, have been horror
stricken" over a report that Mr.
Janes had said that, in case the court of
appeals decided against him, he would
give his house and ground next door to
Mr. Garrett's to a colored orphan asylum.
The property is probably worth
$150,000, but as Mr. Janes is a millionaire
and the partner of Mr. Enoch Pratt,
who recently gave the city over a million
for a free circulating library, he
will probably not suffer from want
through his generosity. Of course the
weauny iviounx. v eraou peupit; me wuu
with anxiety, knowing; tnat if Mr. Janes
should desire to wreak such summary
vengeance on Mr. Garrett there would
be no law to prevent him.
An acquaintance of Mr. Janes, in the
latter's absence to-day, thus described
the situation with ^rim humor: "A finer
location -for a coiored orphan asylum
could not be imagined. The ground is
high and thoroughly drained. A few
WAnl/] A /3 ?-V-> * Wl T? ? V
Oiigut aicci ativus wuuiu iiumixttuiji xiu
Mr. Janes1 house for the purpose. The
cellar is dry and large, so that it might
easily be cemented and converted into a
croquet ground. Colored orphans are
usually very fond of the innocent game
of croquet. Gratings would have to be
put at the front windows of the upper
stories in order to prevent the orphans
from tumbling out and cracking their
heads on the hard cement with which
Mount Yernon place is paved. The climate
of the square is all that could be
desired. The view is exquisite, particulorlrr
f/i r>o?+ omVirflmno' in <15
rection the Barye lion with his fierv tail
in soulful repose, a big boarding-house
on St Paul street, and beyond the gray
battlements of the city jail, surmounted
by a be'autiful green cupola, and further
still, a small section of Old Town. The
effect on the minds of the orphans of the
close proximity of Washington's monument
could not be but highly beneficial.
Every morning they could sit on the
front steps of the asylum, clad in clean
bibs and smocks (relieving cach other
in platoons), and imbibe a comprehensive
Idea of history bv gazing upon the
finely-executed statue of the Father of
his Country.
"Another desirable feature would be
the contiguity of the Peabody institute.
They could be taken to the nicc concerts
and*lectures frequently given in that institution.
and without necessarily tiring
their legs might gain useful notions
about music and travel, which
would be of great benefit in after life. A
^weekly visit to the Peabody gallery
v develop their knowledge
of anaton?w"?iTten
upon rows of white marble steps in
Mount Vernon placc that are scrubbed
clean every morning. The orphans
could sit upon them and toss jackstones
without being in danger of soiling their
clothing, an advantage possessed by
few of the other sections of the town.
"As for Mr. Garrett's brown stone
portico, they could swarm all over that.
For recreation they could catch on behind
the stylish equipages that are so
numerous in the square, and might steal
rides and hoot at the coachmen in their
gp-qdy livery and shy pebbles at the horses
as they prance proudly along. It
probably would not take long for Mr.
Garrett to get used to the orphan asylum.
After the first great shock of discovering
one or more of the orphans climbing
r\ror tVio ViaoV funw stAiliinf bis hot
house fruits aud frescoing the front, of
his mansion with bizzarre patterns in
butter and molasses, he would settle
down in a state of expectancy and accustom
himself to being surprised at
nothing. At first it may annoy him?
when serenely dreaming that he is
standing over Jay Gould with an upraised
tomahawk, in the act of scalping
that subtle and acrobatic financier?to
have his dream rudely dispelled by the
piercing shriek of one of the orphans,
who has eaten more than he could comfortably
digest, or who is engaged in a
hand-to-hand combat with another orphan
for the possession of a sour ball or
a toy drum. But having been several
times thus awakened Mr. Garrett will
1TtrfvtfAr firoz* fKo
gruw ilitiUCUCU. 1U LliVJ o viiiiv vuv
orphans can slide down the hill that
slopes toward the exclusive St James
hotel, or down the Monument* hill, and
they can skate in the fountain in the
Barrze plaza, or throw snow balls at the
windows on the north side of the plaza."
Should Mr. Janes carrv out the plan
with which he is credited it would enormously
depreciate property in Mount
Vernon place.
"The Mighty Dollar."
"The Mighty Dollar" is probably the
most successful plav, financially speaking,
in which" the Florences have appeared.
It came to be written in the
following manner: Mrs. Florence, while
abroad, was constantly amused at the
? * * j _ J
r rencn pnrases wnicn goou uaiuruu auu
oftentimes wealthy out uneducated
American women made use of with
such an amount of misapplication and
mispronunciation as to create the highest
amusement at their expense. She
thought that it would be a first rate idea
to transfer one of these persons from the
sta^e of life to the mimic stage. She
spoKe to her husband about it and he
agreed with her views. He also had
had a character in his mind for a long
time?that of a good humored but not
overscrupulous lawmaker of the OTeat
west. Thev went to Ben Woolf, a (Sever
journalist, and had him write a play to
order with these two characters as the
prominent features. Woolf did as directed,
and the "Mighty Dollar" was
the result At first it was named th^
"Almighty Dollar," but theApa^^
public which can tamelrac^f to Ingersollsbla
Hi fm]i] not submit
464ffeUseof the word "Almighty,"
though Washington Irving, one of the
chastest of American writers, had given
this very name to the dollar. Thus it
was the play was changed from the "Almighty"
to the "Mightv Dollar." In
the characters of Barcfwell Slote and
Mrs. Gen. Gilflory, Florence and Mrs.
Florence have appeared over 2,500 times.
?Brooklyn Eagle.
Thp. <rreat Yuma bridge across the
Colorado River was destroyed by lire
and rebuilt within a week, t'he material
being gathered up and sent forward at
distances varying from 50 to 750 miles. <
This is said "to be the quickest time on
record for such a piec^ of work. J
WIT AND HUMOR.
Mary Anderson is accused of h&v
learned the abominable English prac
nf turning the toes in; and the Alb
Times wants her to turn the rascals o
?Omaha Herald.
"Beware of overeating, says a me
cal advertisement; "it causes dyspep
and death." Yes, beware of overeati
Death, you know, loves a dining sha
?Philadelphia Chronicle.
A girl at Memphis has horsewhip
her prospective father-in-law for
deavoring to induce hid son to break
the match. This looks like a sole
warning for the young man.?Pittsbt
Chronicie.
J: J J j.1 V
-u-a, uiu you reaa in me paptsi; uu
Vaccinating Bees' in Maine?1' as
Mildred. '*Why, no, my dear," repl
the old ladj. "I did not even kn
that bees ever took the small-pox.'
Pittsburg Chronicle.
Scene: Reception in Philadelpl
Young gentleman?-'Waiter, bring
a spoon for the ice-cream, instead of
fork." Waiter (from New York)?
cuse me: I clean forgot I vas this ni "
?in Philadelphia." {
It is rumored that one of our ma.
zines next year will publish an Am
can novel the scene of which is not 1
in Boston; but it is not safe to bell
such wild rumors until they are verift
?Norristovm Herald.
A poet says: "There is alway&^A.^
rise somewhere." This is comforti %?
To the man who is just going to '
there comes the bappv consolation t?
somebody has to get up and go to wo
?American Hebrew. ,
The stingiest man on record lives
Hart County. It is sworn to and s
scribed to by many witnesses that
always gets behind a tree to look at
watch for fear some one will ask h
the time of day.?Eartwell (Oa.) S
A correspondent traveling in N
mandy tells London Truth that- in
Church of Elbceuf the other Sunday r,_
aftnr Tiic c/>rrrmri '*Mr Ha
parishioners, please put only silver
the plate, as it takes such a long time
, count coppers." "You
say that the women of Timb
too have their noses bored and.w
jewels in them?" "So travelers asser
"Then a Timbuctoo woman must
like the Puritan yacht" ' "How do v ??
make that out?" "Because she has n
scenter bored."?Boston Courier.
The Enquirer overheard a little 6year-old
girl say to its mother last even- '
*ing: "Mother, I believe God thinks Tm
dead." "Why?" asked-'the mother,
somewhat astonished at the remark.
" Cause I haven't said my prayers for
a week."?Richmond (Ind.) Enquirer.
"I never was exactly buried alive,"
saia an oiu. cierK, recounting ms ex*
periences, "but I once worked in a store
that did not advertise. When X came
out my head was almost as white as
you now see it Solitary confinement
<lid iV-Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
"It's through no fault of mine," complained
a tired-looking young man,
"that I came into the world. But I am
here, and the world owes me a living.*1
"Yes," was the reply, "the world owes
you a living, but you haven't energy and,
spunk enough to collect it"?N. Y.Sun. ^
have faith In his woodpile, hope in a
bright future, and charity that reaches
out beyond delinquent subscribers,
Faith, hope, and charity comprise the
most difficult tripartite ialliance there if
in this world to keep up with-?Baker
City {Ore.) Soger Brush.
Young Contributor (to country editor)
?"Will you kindly look at this poem,
sir?" Country Editor?"Certainly; we
are always anxious for good poetry.[Reading.]
H'm! On Linden, wb<&
the sun was low,' etc. [Handing
it back:] Sorry, sir; it's very fair, but
not quite up to our standard.
A call was made at the post-office this
week for a special-delivery stamp. Postmaster
Hawes asked where Jthe paitj
wished to send the letter, JLJtxe applicant
said it was to go to Cuthbert, when
the Postmaster tola him that Cuthbert
was not a special-delivery office. The
applicant replied that it didn't make a
bit of difference with him, that he pro
posed to try the new system anyway.?
Lumpkin (Go.) Independent.
"Papa, what is a tornado?" asked a
youthful seeker after information.
Glancing nervously around the room to
see if the coast was dear, the old man
said: "You have often heard vcur
mother blowing me up for bringing
company home without previously notifying
her?" "Yes, sir." "Well, that is
as much like a tornado as anything I
know of. But you needn't tell .your
mother that I said so, however."?
X. Y. Journal.
She had just dropped in for a meriting
call on her way down-town. "Do
you know, Cicely dear, said she, "that
it is awfully warm; but I suppose I must
wear this fur-trimmed dolman-- anyhow."
40,1 didn't notice you had it
on. Is it the same one you had last
year?" "No, it isn't, I'd have you
know. It's brand new and von knew
it." It's a very bad practice, th?
making morning calls; always leads to
the shedding of tears.?Hartford FosL
A wealthy Dallas lady, just coming
.from church, was accosted by a raggeu ^
urchin, who begged her for a dime. ^
"And what would you do with~ ^
if I guve you^pne?*^ asked. ^^Kay,
"Please, ma'am, I'd buy bread," replied
the lad. "Poor child," piously
observed the ladv, "you know not that
man liveth not by bread alone. - I have
no dime wita me, out 11 you win wmu
to my Louse I'll give you a couple
tracts written expressly for little boy? :i-?
on the awfulness of gluttony."?Tcxtu
Siftings. -v3-"O,
Gawge!" "Yes, darling." *!
fear, 0 I fear, that my parents will oppose
our marriage." "What makes yon
think so?" "Why, you know, Gawge. *
ma thinks you're a tiirL She saw you
poking the'fire "In the grate last night.
and she said vou did it too welL bhe
, iU.i. !
.saia no youug mall uau mat iwist uj
the wrist who didn't sit up with a goo<!
many girls regularly. O, Gawge, ar*
you me?11* "Deceiving you?
o,otffo?SfcL,lt tw*st w^ea
"went into tie' r?tJi?" businessopening;
oysters. I arj aiX. U
IiVs." " "0. GfLwgeT'-CM^J^
Diamond.
Lieut Greely's theories respecting the^y
North Pole naturally rueet with much
li!? T7?1 ? A T*. /
OppUMUUU ILL All WM L113 i.KJLm
tune during his imprisonment in the
Arctic to upset the conclusions reached
by Sir George Nares and his companions
respecting the Palseocrystic Sea.
Having controverted what the English
explorers "assumed to be facts, he cannot
expect to have His own tfceones pass unchallenged
Lieut Greely believes that
there is an ocean 1.600 miles in diameter,
round about the Pole, that never
freezes; and conjectures that the Pole it?
self is the centre of an ice-capped land
covered with ice from 1,000 to 4,000 feet
thick. These conclusions are rejected
by prominent Arctic authorities in
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