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^ VOL. XLIL WINNSBORO, S.~C., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 1885. NO. 3. j
The Homeless.
It is cold dark midnight, yet listen
ggk v To that patter of tiny feet;
Jt is one of your Dojrs, fair lady,
MbBbl Who whines in the bleak, cold street?
W& J t is one of your silken spaniels,
|3i&, Shut out in the snow ana sleet:
HgiHaw No?my Doys sleep warm in their baskets,
pjjy Safe from the darknesp and snow:
All the beasts in our Christian country
W Find pity wherever they jro.
Those are only the homeless children,
W ho are wandering to and fro.
" Look out in tbe gusty darkness.
A iJUttr OCVii it auu
That shadow that Bits so s:owly
?<t Up and down past the window pane;
- >w It is surely some criminal lurking
Out there in the frozen ram.
%
No?our criminals are all sheltered. *
1 They are pitied, and taught, and fed:
jpt/ That is only a virtuous girl,
Who has got neither food nor bed?
And the nijrht cries, "sin to the living,"
And the river crie*. "sin to the dead."
Look at the furthest corner.
Where the wall stands blank and bare?
Can that be a pack which a peddler
Has left and forgotten there?
His goods lying out unsheltered.
Will be spoilt by the damp, night air.
No?goods in our thrifty country
Are not left to lie and grow rotten.
For each man knows the market value
Of silk, or woolen, or cotton;
^ But in counting our riches and wealth
ggj* I think our p<. or are forgotten.
|m. Our Boasts, and our thieves, and our chattel*
fpiS^ Have weigh t for good or for ill:
^ But the Homeless are only His image,
H.t> 5 resence. His word. His will?
And so Lazarus lies at our door-step.
And Dives neglects him still.
?Messenger of St. Joseph; Rockwell
College, Ireland.
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EltOKEX HEADS & HEARTS.
Scences in an Irish Dispensary Forty
Venr< Ago.
"Docthor. dariing!"
"Docthor, I'm here since mornin'!"
^ "Docthor, let me go, an' the heavens
bless you. I'm as wake as a piece of
wet paper."
||k "Glory to your soul, docthor, asthore,
IL an' gi' me something for this thremBsalffi
blin I have. I do be thremblin' alf
ways, like a straw upon the water."
"Docthor. I hear a ereat Dain in mv
foot, sir. I declare I cried that bottle
L full to-day morning, with it."
? "That was a fine physic you ga' nie
last night, long life to your honor."
"There isn't a bit I ate, docthor, this
time back, but what I get a conceit
again' it the minute afther."
"Docthor, I can make no hand p' my
head at all, these days."
pL "Oh, docthor, what'll I do at all
with these cars o' mine? I'm partly
- deaf always, an' when ever I do be,
B I hear great sounds an' noises, waves
dashin' again' the bank, and birds
gjf whistlin' an'?boo! an' candlesticks;
|p? an when I'm deaf entirely, }ts then I
BT I hear all the bells in Ireland ringin' in
r- my cars. *
"Docthor, I have a great express upon
my heart"
"That girl, sir, that you saw yesterday
evening was bad" entirely afther
you goin'; Oh, she began screechin' in
a manner, that if the priest was at the
doors, you'd thiuk he wouldn't overtake
her; an' every bit of her so hot,
^ that you'd imagine the clothes would
h light about her, an' her face the whol?
k time as red as if you threw a bowl o'
^ blood in it."
"Docthor, a' ra gal! Docthor, dar
lin'; Docthor, asthore! Oh, ma gra
Ma orien chree hu. Docthor! an1
fletiuc go!"
Such vere a few of the eloquent sen&
tences accessed by the throng of patients,
without the rails, to Doctor
ft Jarvis, one of wi'.e attending physicians
W- to a dispensary :ji a district of Ireland.
Accustomed to the din, he remained
with an undisturbed countenance, looking
alternately into the haggard, robust,
blooming, pale, fair, young and
ancient faces that were thrust forward
^ through the wooden rails, and soliciting
his svmpathv. Two or three voung
P disciples were hammering away at
their mortars in different corners, coruK
pounding, like so many Cyclops, the
thunderbolts of thig^ffyrf^dispenser of
(Ugje^f^Cpposi te. The scene
i!??undhim was one which might have
-sj usmo-ii pyo aq; sy -osicq tnoa;
t :jq5noiq pcq Xaq; UBqi }nrC{dtnoo jo
asnno a jo ni -qiiav 'jood aq; ;uoq;iii
uwSv 3{OBq Suii?soC put: Suiureaoos
ft WmlOxo ana mas ou mua s;sg paqouap
tsiq qiua. jjoj put: ?q?u ?saiq? sjj
panojS siq poojs Xxiaj* ?ng -panuo^jf
iisnounj snqj daros-ja^anoo aqj ai*s aq
tioqw ntjcu 3so{ v joj an jjasanq qx?3
urpiSAqd oqx soApsxuoq? passassod
^sorapj psq Aoqj qoiq-u. jo qouajq eq;
hi sjapbaai aqi pa;nojjuoo ptre 'aaStm
siq ut 3soju aq 'sopooQ sni^aog
puooas v a2ji[ ^ng *aom:pjq siq raoaj
paaaSSt^s svii jpscciq audj? puB 'szajz
stJ03D0p aqj 0501 Simp bVM. iretnoM
PI? 8IfX "opi^no squoiisd jo qotc aq?
_ _ Iq apum svm. qstu y \raq limps oj ?t
rpanado (pouoiiuara ajojoq usra paipoq
-siqu sip) 5iqn(j ?uaf? uoop 9q; 05
soqo?nao uo pa^qqoq u-ccnoM pjo ay
*ai poput:q uaoq qsnf
prq qoiqiv ?3^oi; n taojj Saiptrai 'asp
-islqd oqj paao nlXqscqnpC
aan59J jtaqj
no Suuajioj mojj raoq? saaAOid 03 pus
arnTi *1 ir sffEd nmous aaoca oa ism oas
o; 'ano iq auo sjuaijsd aqj ^trap's oj
lip' sva\ ?r Ajnp asoqav 'asm pszpoq-aiqt: us
pooled seal Sni[itm oq^ hi aoop v ?y
|1| -tun; in s?ubm.
jiaqj oj Snipnaw^pas 'apis siq o? japao
||L hi uosa Snijpo ^spooq Jiaq* q^aaaq
b0t > uiojj jno 5H3S 'SariOA oq? jo sireoni sqj
pav 'uomoM. p;o aq? jo snoiifciajiooA
?m 'najpnip jo Smnsnbs aq; 'sa^sad
tf , aoai jo eq$ pim? 'paAotaan.
oousaasanoo -c qiiAv oquosaad oj pan
-nt;aoo aq pau *)objp rcoiurqoan: oaaai
LjU v qjiAi idapu p:oxpaiu aqj jo xvo aqij
rjfc. pa^npis Sauajyns put: oom jo spunog
osoqi XT'1 *n9 "3saud on; aoj SuiutoxS
* ' pat: *[iojq stq jo co^oajpooj aq^ J9A0
Snpuoratq 'no^ojq praq put paig
-moosrp uopocj v jo jopraj aqs aaq^o
-ar ui 'drj s^oq^otr s^i no SuiSunjd
pur Sujuunbs ircjm u? sba aauioo
ono ht TjarracS v sv usaij sr tji3 v jo
looj .??9jd oq; ni UIOA on^q 9qj Maoasj
kg, ss9{q;ru q?iM *SaipnnoM 'smdcpios^
W SanOA v 4ponanj-dn dasdjs q;tAi
eiaqj pee 'Anioioqojqd jo aoi;caado aqj
. Xq poonpnt uaoq p?q qoiqM. sdooaXs jo
^ 5g oqj raoj; q?is v qjm lJn-U3A00aj ;snf
*^ooqo suojoAvptiD pUB hub paSspireq
j q^iAi 3ni|du?s v abj oaoq iMoaios Sni
> -qoBoaddc umo siq J9ao Siuj-cuimai pire
Mojajjns oqi jo oan;ao; oqj Saptqdina;
-uoo 'avvI o; pucq qjui 'innpoM.
tjrs u'sasttasip is jo Goaub,, arass aqj
^v? *. <nniftnr nft 'SnrUtUTWITIOOl
SpJ _ jo soinoSx: aq; ut pnop; Snusoa ntm
j?||~ ' ^nojs c suav opts 3no uo "douoa s jo
P|ip ijjuaq oqi at soiqjudcaAS isvaun pa^U-tt
turned, Jerry, vexed at the outrage of
which she had been the innocent oc
Icasion, caught her by the baci: oi tne
neck, and seat her out at the door,
crutches and all, at a rate more rapid
than she had traveled since she was a
f young woman. She tumbled and fell
among the crowd, exclaiming, in a
tone between surprise and terror:
4 Oh, heaven forgive you your sins,
you conthrairy man. Here's usage!
Here's thratement!"
The doctor proceeded.
1^. "What is the matter with your head,
|S my good man?"
r "A little difference I had, sir, with 3
naighbor, an1 he "
4%roke it?"
"No, sir; only he hit up to me about
my brother that was thransported for
night-walkin\ an' out o' that "
"He broke your head?"
"No, sir; only 1 retorted on him, in
reo'ard of his own father that was
hanged for cow stealin', an1 "
"He broke your head?"
"No, sir; only then you see he made
up to me and call'd me a liar, an' witn
that I sthruck him, and with that
he "
"Broke your head?"
"Broke my head across."
"Aye that s the point. One would
think I was a justice of peace. What
is it to me what you fought about?
The broken head is all I want."
"Faix, then, I could spare it to your
honor now, an welcome.' '
tiUA?/v fA fKa
turwv l>UUU wv wuv r
young gentlemau in the blue coat that's
rolling the pills in the corner.
"Well, ray young girl, what's the
matter with you? Jerry, mind the
door!"
A sudden roar from without proved
that Jerry took the hint.
The young patient just addressed
was a timid and pretty creature of sixteen,
who hesitated for a considerable
time, and glanced shyly on each side,
as if afraid of being overheard. Pitying
her embarrassment, and interested
1 I- ? ? XT ? *-'? 4-U.xv Kn*? ifn I
u\ uur kuc uui;wi k\j\ja. u?t iukv |
an inner'room.
"Well, my dear," lie said, in a kind
tone, "What's the matter? Come,
don't be afraid of me. I'm your friend,
you know." And he patted" her on the
shoulders.
The girl only sighed and looked
down.
"Well, my dear, what have you to
tell me?"
"Something that's come over me,
t sir. I'm in dread."
"How is that?"
"A great pain I have on my heart,
sir. There's a boy livin' over, near the
Qntran on I'm nA
isn't actin' well."
"How so?"
"I dou't know, sir. But ever since
I met him I feel quite altered some
way. I'm always lonesome, an' with
a pain mostly at my heart, an' what
makes me think 'tis he that done it to
me is, because when I go to his mother's
aa' 1 find him at home, from that
minute the pain leaves me, an' I feel
nothin' at all until I come away again."
. "Oh, ho!" said the doctor, ' well, my
dear, I'll order you something; but
how is it you suppo^ that this lad
isn't acting well, as you say?"
The girl lifted the corner of her
check apron to her eyes and began to
cry a litfle.
"Come now, my dear, don't ke?p
me here all day. I can't cure you if
you won't tell, you know."
"I danced with him of a night,
sir,"" she replied in a timid voice and
with a trembling lip, ,4an' when he
was sittin' next to me he gave me an
apple, an: they tell me now that "
Here she lifted her apron to her eyes
and cried a-fresh.
"Weil, well," said the doctor, soothinglv,
"what then? Don't be afraid of
?>v
me.
"They told mq he put something in
the apple, sir, to?to?make a fool of a
rtArcnn "
r?~?
And, so saying, she hung her head,
and drew the hood of her cloak around
her face.
"Pooh! pooh!" said the doctor, "is
that all? Then you might be quito at
peace. Is this boy comfortable?1'
" 'Tis Harry Lenigan, sir, that keeps
the Latin school near the Seven Churches,
an' holds his place from Mr. Darner,
of Glendearg."
"And have you any fortune yourself,
my dear?"
"Fifteen pounds, my uncle left e me,
sir."
"A very nice thing. Well,'my dear,
take one of these pills every second
? ? ? t- * ?J r u _ j-.:
mgm; auu a wuutu auvisc \uu ^vuoially,
since yon find it relieves your pain
so much, to get into company with
Harry, to be near him as much as you
can conveniently; and come to me
again when those pilis are out- If
Harry should call at your house any
time between this and Shrovetide, I
would advise yon not to be out of the
way. Do you hear?"
"I do, sir. Long life to your honor."
"But. above all things, be sure you
take the pills."
The girl promised to be careful,
dropped a courtesy, and, heaving a
gentle sign, departed.
A loud knocking at the door now
startled the physician.
"You're wantin' over, sir, in all
haste," cried the harsh and stormy
voice of Jerry Duhig, "here's Aaron
Shepherd come to call you to see Mrs.
Wilderming, that's taken suddenly ilL"
This startling announcement occasioned
an instantaneous bustle. The
doctor's horse was ordered to the door,
and he hurried oat of the house, leaving
the crowd of patients storming at
Jerry, and Jerry roaring at them like
Dante's Cerberus,
who, thundering, stuns
The SDiritg. that they for deafness wish Jn
vain.
?From Gerald Griffin's Rivals.
Congressmen and Gentlemen.
A good and perhaps true story is
told of Bob Icgersoll and Secretary
Laraar. Bob called at the Interior
Department and asked to see the Secretary.
\De Sec'tary is occupied, sah, with
members and Senatahs only. Won't
* -~i- *1 M
see noooay cise now, suu, sum mo
colored messenger at the door.
Bob waited a moment, with his hands
in his pockets. Then he pulled out
half a dollar and dropped it into the
janitor's hand, after giving a few whispered
instructions. A moment later
the messenger walked into the Secretary's
room, where a large number of
S/mftirvrs w?re assembled, and address
ed the Secretary:
"Mr. Sec'tary, Mr. Bob Ingersoll am
at de doah. He says he understands
that dis am de time when you won't
see any but members and Senatahs,
an1 he wants to know when you receive
gentlemens."
"Show the Colonel in," said the Secretary.?
Washington Star.
An old legend of St Louis is revived,
which says that the ground on which
thn Snnthern Hotel was built was
cursed by a poor and aged French woman,
who was dispossessed of her
humble home, which stood on its site,
by the city's march of progress, far
back in tho early days of the settlement
St. Louis is cobwebbed with
traditions and old legends, and there
seems in this case a curious fulfillment
of the traditional curse. There is a
theory that the magnetic fluid that pervades
everything is affected by a foul
wrong done, and that a repetition in
the same place is more probable, but
all such airy speculations may well be
left to Ue Le d occuJ tism.?isoston
Traveler.
BEECHEK AND TALMAGE.
A Wicked Xewspapcr Man on the Thunderers
of Brooklyn.
While Beechcr is thinking away in
Plymouth church Ttilmage is not idle
in the Tabernacle. As the bovs sav.
"Talmage is a corker." He draws "a
much larger crowd than Beeeher, but
it is a different crowd. It is the crowd
without brains, the crowd that likes to
be amused and finds Talmage a cheap
man to amuse them. He is sensational
and so is Beeeher, but they do not conflict.
Beecher's sensationalism consists
in presenting startling facts about
education, or religion, or politics.
Talmage's sensationalism consists in a
monkey-show, girating on the platform
like a clown, and by raking up
old and disputed topics for discussion,
and in reopening old sores. The
cornetist who leads the singing helps
oMfoAf Mio ornwd and
knows the chords of the human heart,
for he plays on them unceasingly. He
does not seek to educate in religious
matters. He selects a text, and around
that he weaves a garland of words, and
here and there lie intersperses old anecdotes
and stories that sometime cause
a smile or a tear. Beechcr does none
of this. He is above it, and there are
some things that he will not plunge
boldly into. Taliuage will undertake
anything for notoriety. He would
write a Bible if ho were asked to.
Both Beechcr and Talmage have had
their tussles with Bob Ingersoll, but
haven't you noticed that Beecher has not
had much to say against Royal Bob
lately? Talmage, however, seldom
misses a chance to hit the great orator.
His blow is a blow of a sandbag,
though. He doesn't sharpen a delicate
stiletto and stick it into his opponent's
heart as Beeclier does. Talmage exhausts
himp-jlf at one swoop and then
Ingersoll jumps on him, and if one man
ever gave another a drubbing on the
p' 'form Ingersoll certainly did Talm.
;e.
A few years ago Ingersoll wrote a
paper on "The Christian Religion"
that was published in the NorLh Arnercaji
Itevie'w. It was a very able article
and attracted great attention. It was
nothing more than the old views that
Ingersoll had so often expressed in
rmliLio hnf scntftnec was effective.
and having been published in so prominent
a magazine they were given more
weight than they really deserved.
Thorndyke Rice, editor of the lieview.
had engaged Judge Jere Black,
of Pennsylvania, to reply to tho article.
Black had given the subject much
thought and study. He was the ablest
constitutional lawyer in the country.
He was a splendid speaker, a man of
rare attainments a cl?*ar logiciau, ho
was just the man to reply to lngersoll,
and to smash into atoms the indictment
that lngersoll had drawn up.
The church people seemed confident.
They believed their knight would slay
tne mnaei.
Well, the article was published, and
candor compels the admission it was a
lamentable failure.
Black seeiucd to have lost his grip
but he severely denounced Ingersoil as
a charlatan, and in a general way
scoffed at his unbelief.
To this Ingersoil replied, and Black*
admitted that lor ouce he had been
worsted. The great infidel didn't
spare his man. He took off hair and
hide at the same time, and left his victim
without a word to say. It was at
this juncture that Beecher came to the
front, and this wi;l establish the point
that I have made, that there are somecoutracts
too big for him to enter into.
Editor Rice called on Beccher.
"Have you read the discussion be
tween Col. lngersoll and Judge
Black?" he asked him.
"Yes, very earefifily," was Beccher's
reply.
"Which do you think has the boat of
it?"
"Ingersoli, decidedly."
"But the argument is not finished.
Mr. iiceclier, auu 1 cume to asJc you to
take up the case against Ingersoll and
refute his statements."
"I should like to very much."
"Then why not do it? I will give
you So,000 for a paper ou 'The Christian
Religion' that will dispose of the
atheistic question at once and forever."
"Yes, Iguess you would," concluded
Beecher, "but I won't undertake it. I
can't do it. No man can do it. It is
an impossibility. We may believe that
Ingerso:l is wrong, but wc can't give
positive proof of it."
That was manly anyhow.?Xew York
Cor. in Providence Telegram.
Atif
Twenty-six years ago a young clerk
in the city of New York stole a pocket
dictionary from the law office in which
he was employed, and, soon after,
thirty-five dollars in money from other
employers in the same city. He removed
to China, where as it appears,
he lived virtuously, and became a prosperous
man. He is still a resident of
Shanghai
A few months ago he lost a prayerbook.
which was returned to him by a
Catholic priest, to whom the theft had j
teen confessed. At lirst, indignant at I
the injury done him, he demanded the
jxposure and punishment of the thief.
But the recollection of his own similar
transgressions long ago came to him
with such force that his an^er was
swallowed up in contrition, and he determined
to make a similar restitution.
He wrote a letter in the New York
Eerald, confessing his thefts, enclosing
the stolen dictionary and money, ana
requested the editor to forward the
same to their owners, or in case they
could not be found, to give the money
o inafitnfinn
The proprietor of the book had been
dead for many years, but the rightful
owner of the money, once a prosperous
New York merchant is now a tobaccoplanter
in North Carolina, and so poor
that the'stolen money is really an important
addition to his year's revenue.
It has been sent to him.
A remarkable circumstance is, that
the contrite man gave to the Herald his
full name and address, and in mentionKn
AIH nnf noil if Kir nv !
Jii? mo vums, " "J -~j
line name, or attempt any excuse. He
says in plain English that he "stole"
the book and "pilfered", the money.
He is a wise man. He-has won back a
portion ofH lost treasure, most precious,
his self-respect! More than this,
while it was not necessary that he
should have given his name to the public,
he has made such restitution as lay
in his power for the wrong he had
done.
To show what a girl can do, it is related
that a Miss Taylor, who went to
Wahpeton three years ago, took a preemption
and had an offer of marriage
the'first year. The second year she
took a homestead and a tree claim and
had four offers to "jine" farms. She
now has a section of land, twenty-seven
cows, and innumerable calves, and is
ready to consider offers to marry
Grains of Truth.
The clever turn everything to account.
Though we travel the world over to
find the beautiful, we must carry it
with us, or we find it not.
Avt??A?Y*nli? orn litre
i.CiOUUO C.M ItllitlJf l\iOV1IVU UiV ii^v
old enamelled watches, which had
painted covers that prevented you seeing
what .o'clock it was.
Thare scarce can be named one quality
that is amiable in a woman which
is not becoming in a man, not excepting
even modesty and gentleness of
nature.
Smile not at legend as vain, thai
once in holy hands a worthless stone
becomes a heap of silver. Let thy alchemist
be contentment, and stono or
ore shall be equal to thee.
The world deals good-naturedly with
good-natnrcd people, and I never knew
a sulky misanthropist who quarreled
with it. but it was he, and not it, that
was in tho wrong.
If, in instructing a child, you are
vexed with it for want of adroitness,
try, if you have never tried before, to
write with your left hand, and then remember
that a child is all left hand.
'I he difficulties of education lie deeper
down than the curriculum. It is
not so much finding out to teach what
is needful; tho all-important thing is
how to develop the mental and moral
energies.
Bring up your children to joy. Give
them just as much as they can take
without intoxication and without reaction.
If you take too much of any
one essential, you cheat some other.
Equipoise of the various elements of
our being is what we want
TCnt.linsiftam th<? orlnw of t.hfl snnl:
enthusiasm is the lever by which men
are raised above the average level and
enterprise, and become capable of a
goodness and benevolence which, but
for it, would be quite impossible.
Nothing so establishes the mind amid
the rollings and turbulency of present
things as Doth a look above them and
a look beyond them?above them to
the steady and good Hand by which
they are ruled, and beyond them to the
sweet and beautiful end to which by
that Hand they shall be brought
The man of talents possesses them
like so many tools, does his job with
them, and there an end; but the man
of genius is possessed by it, and it
makes him into a book or a life, according
to its whim. Talent takes the
existing moulds, and makes its castings,
bitter or worse, of richer or baser
metal, according to knack or opportunity;
but genius is always shaping new
nr>p<3 and rnns thA man in them, so
that there is always that human feel
in its results which gives us a kindred
thrill.
Mental burdens will be far more
easily borne if they are placed, as far
as practicable, out of sight When
we gaze upon them, they increase in
size. When in our thoughts we emphasize
and dwelt upon them, they
sometimes grow almost unbearable.
It is well enough to face trouble when
it comes to us, to measure it and know.
it? weight, that we ^nay-"sarimoa*op^
courage and strength sufficient to endure
it; but this done, let us place it
where it may no longer be in constant
sight?let us carry it manfully and
bravelv, but not drag it to the light, to
dwell upou its" weight, and to claim
sympathy for being obliged to bear it.
When the emphasis of life is laid on
the checrful and attractive side, its
real burdens will be borne lightly, happiness
will abound and be diffused, and
the value of life be multiplied tenfold.
A Miner'* Dream.
A-party of Cheyennese. who are oldtimers
and have seen citics <*row on
the plains and the mountain sides and
UJ LUU 11IC1C, Ui ?? IIV U.MV I V.J
to show for it, except memories of auld
I lana: syne, were sitting around a table
j in a back room, last night, talking
! about what th-y had done and what
[ they would like'to do.
"I wish I had that drawer full of
[ gold twenties," said one of them.
| "Not the little drawer; that big one on
[ the other side."
"What would you do with it?" asked
| another.
"Do with it? Why, I'd retire," he
I replied.
"Retire from what?" savagely asked
vpf finnfh<>r.
"Well, I don't know exactly; I'd
i just sorter retire, as it were."
"Yes, you'd retire to the gold-room,
j or somewhere, and come back here in
abont three week* asking me to set
'em up. That's the way you'd retire."
"No, I wouldn't, either, for I'd know
vou wouldn't do it; otherwise you'd set
1 em up now."
That was a clincher, and the other
man did "set 'em up."
"Now," said the lirst man?the one
who wanfed the twenties?after the refreshments
had arrived. "Now, the
fact is that if 1 had nil the money 1
could use, I'd hunt mc up a valley in
Wyoming, where the land is good and
the water plenty, and I'd build a little
town, and on one block I'd put a fine
row of tenements for all my friends to
live in, and the middle house should be
a splendid theatre, which would do for
a church on Sundays, and I'd havo a
railroad to the town and let her grow.
We'd all start in on equal footing, and
the first fellow who got so rich that he
felt himself above the other follows,
I'd fire him out of town and let him
make a fresh start somo place else, and
"Oh, hush, that ain't natural," said
Arthur; "money will make a beggar
think he was born in a castle, and ne'll
get a coat of arms off a fruit-can, or
something of the sort, and swear that
he inherited it inside of ten years.
Your town's busted already, old man.1'
"Well, the faet is, I haven't built it
yet," said the. castle-constructor,"
"but the truth is that if I had even
money enough to set ;em up now again,
I'd do it"
Somebody else had, and the stimu*
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lants appeared once more, ana oy me
time the party broke up all cf them
were as rich as they wanted to be and
voted unanimously that nothing succeeds
like success, and this morning
they will feel as if they had succeeded
in securing a head which will require
them to have a shoe-horn to get their
hats on good.?Cheyenne Leader.
This is from F. Marion Crawford's
new novel, "An American Politician:7'
' Boston is quite too funny about driving,
too. A lady may go out with a man
in a sleigh, but you couldn't possibly go
with him on wheels?on the same road,
at the same hour, same man same
everything, except the wheels. You
agree to go ouc next week in a sleigh
with Mr. Vancouves. If it has happened
to thaw, and there is no snow,
and he comes in a buggy, you couldn't
possibly go with him, because it would
be quite improper.Long Island
Times.
BUFFALO AS A IfAILROAD
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All through the summer the harbor
is fell of life?tugs dart hither and yon,
lake vessels, big and little, receive
their cargoes, huge steamers and propellers
take on passengers or freight
lolrac tt?i 1 nnrtiornno
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pleasure-yachts, named lor sea-nymphs
and dryads, steam toward the International
bridge, which opens in the
center with massive swing, and permits
them to pass through on their way
"down the river." Finally, and most
important, stretching in all directions,
are>.the iron rails over which the commerce
of the great West reaches the
Eastern seaboard.
To win the heart of this queen city
to-day you must court her in the role
of ^railway kmg. You must come as
theiprojector-of -a new trunk line, prepared
W *lay your millions at her ieet
in ijitpni jor a sue irom wmcnio mrow
anoBfer girdle around the city, and
witiSPhousands more to invest for a
commanding lot on Delaware Avenue,
"Tfee Circle,'* or fronting one of the
many park approaches, whereupon to
ere^t a palace of Medina sandstone, or
a cypress- shingled villa rivaling those
of Newport or the famous Jerusalem
Road.
Never was the imperial position of
Buffalo appreciated as now, when all
signs point to the realization of the
prophecy that she is destined to sit
"like a commercial Constantinople
stretching along the Bosporus of the
broad Niagara, and holding the keys
fk a ? n a11 fUrtf o 1 1 Ar\An n n
ui IUC j^iiiuauciiud mat suau auu.
shut the gates of trade for the regions
east and west'' A study of the globe
will show why, from the founder of the
city, in 1797 down to the latest railway
manager of 1885, eager to obtain an
approach to the International Bridge,
already inadequate to tho demands of
traffic and mooting the revival of the
old scheme of tunneling under the Niagara,
every sagacious person has
predicted a "great commercial future
for the Queen City of the empire State.
With the completion of the Northern
Pacific Railroad the whole world will
payjier tribute. Not only will the
products of the immense wheat lields
of the Red River, the coal, oil, and iron
of Pennsylvania, the lumber of Michi
gan and the Southern States, the ores'
of Lake Superior, and the live stock of
tlie great western prairies pass through
her gates, but the commerce of Asia
with the Atlantic States, with England,
and the Continent.
In the year off Buffalo's incorporation,
1832, when there were but one
hundred miles of rail in the United
States, was granted the hrst permit to
put a railroad through Erie county.
Now, without the repetition of a rod,
over nine thousand miles of travel are
possible on the lines centering at Buffalo
alone, as the starting point or terminus
of twenty different railway lines.
[ No city, save one, owes so much to
railroads as does Buffak). Her terminal
facilities are unequaled, and her
transfer yards at East Buffalo are the
largest in the world, with the outlying
country encompassed for miles about
by^a; net-work of tracks, approachi*gc3^x!oser
and closer as they
near the city," and extending around
the harbor-side to pour their freight
of coal, salt, and petroleum into
the lake vessels in return for a cargo
of grain, flour, lumber, iron, and
copper ore. Commercial Buffalo is
like a portly and self-satisfied spider,
supreme in the center of her web.
The business man has his choice
among six different routes to New
York city. Tne New York Central
and Hudson River; the New York,
Lake Erie, and Western; the New
lorii, west &nore, ana uunaio; tne
Delaware, L.ickwanna, and Western;
the Lehigh Valley; and the Buffalo division
of the Buffalo, New York, and
Philadelphia? ail lead cast amid the
beautiful scenery of the interior of the
State. Stretching away in an opposite
direction toward the western prairies
are the Lake Shore and Michigan
Southern, the Michigan Central, the
Grand Trunk of Canada, the Great
Western division, and the New York,
Chicago, and St Louis, or "Nickel
plate" The remaining nine roads are
local lines. Among the most important
of these is the "Buffalo Creek Rail-,
way, a belt freight line four miles in
length, extending down on either side
of the ship canal. Every railroad entering
the city has conncction with
this, and by the terms of the city's
grant its rates arc uniform to all, thus
placing the railroads on equal terms.
Within the city limits railroad corporations
own 2.74G acres, or more'
than four square miles of territory.
There are 43G miles of standard guage'
track?more miles of rail than are contained
in any other city on the globe.
Within the corporate boundaries of his
own town the Bullalonian could enjoy
a railroad journey equal to a trip to
New York over the Lackawanna, with
twenty-six miles to spare.?Jane M.
Welch in Harper's Magazine for July.
A. DreadTu! Blunder.
Speaking: of bustles, says Clara
Belle, 1 went to church lust Sunday
with jus^ the most sensitively devout
girl that breathes the air of this sphere,
whence she will arise to the azures and
delights of heaven. She is truly fashionable.
too, and her summer costume
was a dream of beauty. She ought to
have been spiritually composed and religiously
happy, but I plainly saw, as I
watched her through the service, that
she was ill at ease.
"What's the matter, clear?" l wnispered.
"I can't imagine," she sadly replied;
"but somehow or other I am getting
no consolation out of the exercises.
The rector is as enchanting as ever, the
weather is perfect, my own religious
experience was comforting, up to the
time I sat down in this pew. I am
positively miserable in my mind. Some
occult influence is at work, I'm sure."
After we got home and were disrobing
to dress anew for dinner, a sudden
exclamation from my friend arrested
my attention.
"Clara, oh! Clara!" she cried, "I've
solved the mystery. Look here," and
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3110 WIlippCQ OUI a copy 01 tue
Gazette from her bustle. "That's some
brother Jack's horrid literature. How
blind I must have been! I am so careful
always, pretty nearly, to select the
Christian Union to put into my bustle r
when I am going to church. Then I
I seem, somehow, to get an ease of soul
from the services that is due, in some
I degree, to what I am sitting on. But
to rest on a Police Gazette! No wonder
[ the religious exercises went for worse
than nothing."
A telegraph operator who copies diwwvtlw
frnm tlm sounder UDOn a tVDC
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writer is reported from Nashville,
Tenn., the first and only operator in
- the world who has succeeded in doing
this. One night recently he received
I and copied 15,000 words of press roatI
ter, delivering it to the news editor in
| handsome type-writer copy.
One Dog Saved By Another;
We have received the following interesting
narrative from a correspondent
in Greenock, who thus writes:
"A remarkable case of life-saving by a
dog occurred last summer in Grccnock,
in a timber pond attached to a sawmill.
The strip of land upon which
the suwmill is built presents a frontage
of about fifty yards to the public street,
nnri p\tf>nd<; fnllv two hundred vards
towards the Clyde. Two-thirds of the
ground is wet ground?that is, ground
entirely covered by water when the
tide is in. Three sides of this portion
are inclosed by a stout paling, through
which inclosure the tide ebbs and flows.
The fourth side is formed by a perpendicular
embankment of four feet deep,
which also forms the termination of
the dry ground. The inclosure, or
"pond" as it is called, is used for storing
timber afloat. At high water, the
floating timber and dry ground are
nearly level. And as at the time of the
following incident the pond was closely
%\o/tVn?4 mifli timVior thnrp at
high water to be little apparent difference
between dry ground and wot
ground"For
several days two dogs of the
bull-terrier kind, whose owners were
at work in one or other of the adjoining
ship-yards, were cnioying themselves
in their masters absence by
chasing each other in play, rushing
impetuously hither and thither, sometimes
along the street, occasionally
making a dart into the yard round
about the sawmill, and as suddenly
disappearing again?out inio the street
and up one of the many closes at hand.
One of these charges led to a rather
sudden and somewhat disastrous terra:- I
nation. It was high water. In at the I
gate of the sawmill premises rushed
the two dogs, tiie one close at the
heels of the other, across the yard and
on to the floating timber. One of
them was soon made aware of the.
instability of its footing by its slipping
into the water between the logs which
were floating a few inches apart. The
two logs between which the dog fell
were floating on their corners, and
therefore formed a slope on eaeh side
like the letter V, which caused the dog
to slip back into the water at every effort
to scramble on to the top side
of its temporary prison walL Its more
fortunate companion retreated to dry
ground; but on seeing the struggles of
its friend, it at once returned, and, by
intelligent gesture, invited it to terra
flrma. The efforts of the unfortunate
dog wore of no avail, still it persevered,
during which time the other
had twice returned from dry land. On
making the third visit it seemed to
grasp the situation, for with its teeth
it at ouce caught its submerged companion
by the back of the necK and assisted
so effectually as to enable it to
scramble out of the water and join in
another romp, but not within sawmill
premises. They were never afterward
seen within ihe gate, confining their
fun to the streets on all subsequent occasions.
"It may be of interest to note that it
was a male dog which fell into the
water, the other, its rescuer, was of
the gentler sex."?Chambers' Journal.
Home Conversation.
Nothing in tiie home life needs to be
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more oarciunv wiuunuu auu mum uui
gently cultivated than the conversation.
It should be imbued with the
spirit of love. No bitter word should
be spoken. The language of husband
and wife, in their intercourse together,
should always be tender. Anger in
word or even in tone should never be
suffered. The warmth and tenderness
of their heart should How out in every
word that they speak to each other.
As parents, too, in the intercourse with
the children, they should never speak
save in words of Christ-like gentleness.
It is a fatal mistake to suppose that
children's lives can grow up into beauty
in an atmosphere of strife. Harsh
rt AM.] .1 .1 ?/-* f/\ CArtci f?TT/l
J >r us aiu tu
souls what' frost are to flowers. To
bring tlicm up in Ihc nurture of the
Lord is to bring them up as Christ
himself would, and surely that would
be with infinite tenderness. The
blessed influence of loving speech day
after day and month after month, it is
impossible to estimate. It is like the
falling of warm spring sunsliine and
rain on the garden. Beauty and sweetness
of character arc likely to come
from such a homo.
But home conversation needs more
than love to give it its full influence.
It nno-ht to be enrichcd bv thought
The Saviour's warning against idle
words should be remembered. Every
wise-hearted parent will seek to train
his household to converse on subjects
that will yield instruction or tend toward
refinement. The table affords an
excellent opportunity for this kind of
education. Three times each day the
family gathers there. It is a place of
cheerfulness. Simply on hygienic
grounds meals should not be eaten in
silence. Bright cheerful conversation
is an excellent sauce and a prime aid
to digestion. If it prolongs the meal
and thus appears to take too much
time out of the busy day, it will add to
the vnnrs in tho end bv increased
healthfulness and lengthened life. In
any case, however, something is due to
refinement, and still more is due to the
culture of one's home life. The table
should be made the ccnter of the social
life of the household. There all should
appear at their best. Gloom should be
"banished, conversatiou should be
bright and sparkling. It should consist
of something besides dull, threadbare
commonplaces. The idle gossip of
the street is not a worthy theme for
sucn nauowea movements.
A Doctor's Hint to WorkingOIeD.
When you have heavy work to do,
do not take either beer, cider, or
spirits. By far the best drink is thin
oat meal and water, with a little sugar.
The proportions are a quarter of a
pound of oat meal to two or three
quarts of water, according to the heat
of the day and your work and thirst; it
should be well boiled, and tnen an
ounce or an ounce and a half of brown
sugar added. If you find it thicker
than you like, add three quarts of water.
Before you drink it, shake up the
oatmeal well through the liquid. In
summer drink this cold; in winter hot
You \v.il find it not only quenches
thirst, but will give you more strength
and endurance than any other drink.
II you cannot oou it, you uau ias.ts a j
little oatmeal mixed with cold water
and sugar, bnt this is not so good; always
boil it if you can. If at any time
you have to make a very long day, as
in harvest, and cannot stop^for meals,
increase the oatmeal to half a pound,
or even three-quarters, and the water
to three quarts if you are likely to be
very thirsty. For quenching thirst, few
things are better than weak coffee and
a little sugar. One ounce of coffee and
half au ounce of sugar boiled in two
quarts of water and cooled is a very
thirst-quenching drink. Cold tea has
the same effect, but neither is so supporting
as oat meal
Toots and the Chicken.
Mr. Toots and the Chicken have two
imitators in New York. The fashion
of going around town with a "heeler1'
is "an old one, and wis particularly
popular in London twenty or thirty
years ago, when nearly every "blood"
among the English nobility was accompanied
around by a pet prize?
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IlguMS IT. JLJUU jyutu ?uu 10 uvav auuvru
in New York as a dude and swell is
small, addicted tc the single glass,
evening dress, absinthe, late suppers,
and ladies of the ballet He is the owner
of several horses that have achieved
more or less fame on the turf, and his
manner is blaze and careless. He has,
in fact, an enormous faculty for sitting
still and savin? nothing. At such mo
ments he sits and glares composedly at
his "heeler," who lounges carelessly
in front of him and chats garrulously
upon subjects of a sporting nature.
The heeler is a large mau, and has a
sincere and honest manner. A few
! nights ago, in Brown's chop-house, the
1 heeler and the dude came in to have
some supper. The dude was in evening
attire and a diamond ring of extraordinary
size glistened on the third
finger of the left hand. He ordered
a golden buck and subsequently ate
some pigs' feet and drank a iarge quantiti*
nf ale. He is a man of rather
weakened constitution. The heeler, a
square jawed, bearded and heavybrowed
man,ate a single chop drank a
glass of milk, and lighted a cigar.
Then he leaned back and looked respectfully
at his companion. The
dude screwed a single glass in his eye
after finishing the last of his pigs1 feet,
lighted a cigarette, leaned back in his
cliair and stared for at least ten minuies
at the heeler. Finally, with an
effort, he said: "Mike, what do you
weigh now?"
"One hundred and eighty-six pounds
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ana a nan mis muruiu^, a;uu iui&c.
* 'Any fat?"
"Not an ounce," said Mike; "it'a all
boric and muscle."
This dialogue plunged the dude into
the most profound thought For at
least a quarter of an hour he did not
say a word, but continued to stare at
ihe man across the table. Then with
another great.effort he said:
"Can you lick Sullivan?"
"No," said Mike slowly.
"Why can't you?" said the dude
irritably.
"Coz he is too much for me," said
the plug, showing the respect in which
he held John L. Sullivan in every line
of his ugly mug.
"Well, you re a tine plum, you are,
said the dude contemptuously. "What
good are you anyhow?"
The heeler did not say anything, but
sat smoking composedly.
"Mike," said the dude, after another
long pause, "you make me very
wearv."
The. big man across the table continued
to look at his master calmly,
until that youngster gathered enough
energy to deciue tliat he ought to go
home,* and together' the two men went
out and climbed into a cab which was
waiting for them at the door. This
goes to show -one of the uses of the
heeler. 1 should think it would be
great iarks to bull-doze and ballyraggle
a bigger man than yourself, just because
you happened to owu him.
Recreation for Wives and Housekeepers.
How many women we see day after
day who seem to have no objoet in life;
who go about their household duties in
a mechanical sort of way, as much as
tasay, I have so much to do and must
get it done, and pusli through in as
quick a manner as j.ossible. Now there
is something radically wrong with such
a woman. I know that doing the ?ame
thing over and over, day after day, is
onf fA rorv timn/\tnnnnc nn
a^Vl VW I ViJ IliVUVbViiVU^) uu
less the mind is diverted once in a
while by other things. A walk, a ride,
a night spent at some place of amusement,
or in social pleasure will freshen
tho jaded faculties wonderfully, and
you will return to your pots and pans
with new zest. Anything rather than
being enclosed within a few rooms, no
matter how pleasant they may be. All
women know-how wearing the duties
of wife and mother are. and unless
cAmo rocf cr\ma illirnrttimi 1 ? r\r)r*o
in a while, the incessant i:ibor and
worry will soon break her down. And
vet I have heard women who have
large families and no one u> help them
say, that sometimes two or three weeks
elapse before they go out. Now this is
not right Under ?ti< h treatment a
woman, no matter how ?wcut tempered
she may have been, will bccome
morbid and fretful. The husband does
not like to see her thus and unless he
is very far seeing, will attribute it to
sulkiness. Whenever y??ur wife is
looking, as you think, sulky, propose
A w?A11r n /v.vt. ft.l.i .-> ^ ,1 frtl'A
a cv aiA, vi a aticui i av.v;, auu
the children along, if you can't do any
better. Or hire some trusty person to
come in and take care of the little one
for an evening, and take her out, and
you will see how she will brighten up,
and the effect of that evening's pleasure
will last some time. Men who are
out every day do not realize how tedious
it is for a liberty-loving woman
to stay at home, or how great an undertaking
it is to go out with three or
four babies. Husbands, as a rule, are
not hard-hearted; they do not see that
mother is pining for fresh air and
amusement; that the drudgery of
every-dav life is wearing her out; that
the care and worry of the little ones is
nearly turning her brain. If they fully
realized it they would spend a little
more money for that same trusty person
mentioned above, and at least
once a week, the partner of their joys
and sorrows should have a real good
time, something like she used to have
when they were lirst married and without
care. The need of recreation can
not be too highly valued by both mothers
and fathers. The wife will take
more interest in her household labors,
and the husband will see a more boautiful
face when he conies home at
night Change is rest, and one will
soon become tired of life if there is no
break in the monotony of every day
work.
Chicago girls dou't have to let themselves
down with ropes or shin down
ladders when they want to elope. The
old man opens the front door for 'em,
carries the bundle out on the steps,
and locks the door with the remark:
"When you get tired of your cowboy
come home and take the cook's place
C'O "
at *20 pet tv wa.
The number of stars visible to the
naked eye is commonly greatly overestimated.
Let one begin to count the
stars and the false impression is soon
dispelled- The whole number of the
stars down to those of the fifth magnitude
inclusive, is hardly more than
1,500. Stars of the sixth magnitude
are the tiniest specks of light, visible
only in a favorable state of the atmosphere,
and these included will not
bring the count much above 4,000, except
for persons who have extraordinary
keenness of sight
GLRAJNTNGS.
Spurgeon, the great London preacher,
has become a vegetarian.
Belle Boyd, the Confederate spy, i*
teaching elocution ip Little Rock, Ark.
Senator llansom, of North Carolina,
is said to be the best dressed member
of Congress.
Abraham Lincoln, just before he
died, was measured, and found to be
six feet four inches in height
It is said, on the authority of a druggist,
that half a cent's worth of aloes
makes 25 cents' worth of pills.
Senator Evarts in the Hoyt will contest
said: "Death may be, for all W8
know, man's most rational state."
Mrs. Sarah B. Cooper, a cousin of
Bob Ingersoll, is a prominent contributor
to the Pacific coast religious press.
A new photograph of Mrs. Langtry
irom one tasen at tne age 01 10 is a
present curiosity in the London print
shops.
The interest bearing national debt of
Great Britain in 1884 was $3,200,00S,000,
and the annual interest charge
?142,672,560.
London produces 50,000 tons of soot
per annum, which is worth $200,000,
and is used for a fertilizer at a rat? of
ten hundredweight per acre.
At Ash Ford, a station on the Atlantic
& Pacific Railway, in Northern
Arizona, the water supply is brought by
rail a distance of sixty miles ana sold
for 50 cents per barrel.
The oldest book in the Congressional
T.ihrorir ia coir} tn "The fVl?Tra
Leaf," by one Hauser, of Georgia, a
tune book concocted "for the glory of
God and the good of mankind."
Although as high as 250,000 alligator
skins have been tanned in a single
year in the United States and Europe,
it is said there is not a single tanner of
these hides in the Southern States.
A Nevada woman took a fall of 885
feet off a ledge the other day,'brought
up in a tree top, helped herself out,
and went home and cooked dinner as
if nothing but a circus procession had
passed by.
The dairy products of this country
exceed the oat crop $350,000,000, the
wheat crop $100,000,000, the cotton
crop $220,000,000, the product of iron
bars and steel $257,000,000, and the
pig-iron output $419,000,000.
"How to prepare Schuylkill water"
is a lesson in sanitary science given to '
Philadelphians. The process * is elaborate,
and consists of filtering, boiling,
and packing in ice. The mud remainins:
at the end of the experiment is not j
hurtful.
The tropical gooseberry, cultivated
in xioriua, is a lruii. rawer smaller
than the Siberian crab apple, and is in
shape like a flattened globe; it contains
one hard seed. The tree, which
attains from ten to fifteen feet in height,
is very ornamental, but the fruit is of
little account
The birds of Louisiana, papers of .
that state say, will soon be exterminated.
The colored people there not only
make birds an article of food, but hare
begun to use their eggs for the same
purpose. The eggs of partridges, robins,
wrens, mocking birds, and all others
that they can get their hands on,
are eaten.
Paul Pinkham, of Millbridge, a blind
man, has followed the lobster business
for ten years. His boat is guided by
his wife, but he hauls his traps, takes
out his lobsters, puts on the bait as
well and as quickly as if he could see.
.tie nas caugac a ton a weeK ior mree
weeks. Mr. Pinkh^m makes his own
traps and builds his own boats. In the
blueberry season he picks berries for
the canning factory nearly as fast as
those who can see.?Mount Desert
(Me.) Herald.
There is a current story that the
rresident nas two mortal areaas?
obesity and baldness. These were the
skeletons that pursued Napoleon L
About ten years ago a bald spot as big
as a dime appeared in the middle of
Mr. Cleveland's pate, and, although
glycerine, gunpowder, salt, cantha
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naes, Dorax, ammonia, ana ine execinc
hair brush have been tried in succesion,
the bald spot has steadily grown
bigger, and the phantom of baldness
still pursues the President
While Miss Emma Thrall, of Oswego,
N. Y., was sitting ai her piano one
evening recently, the family being
away, she was seized by a man who
had entered through the only unlocked
door and informed her that if she made
an outcry he would cut her throat He
then cut off her hair, which was very
long and beautiful, and left the premises.
She will not have much trouble
in attending to ner iocks nereaxter, out
the door locks will be taken care of
witii greater industry than ever.
Dr. Wormley, in a recent work, concludes
as the result of a most searching
study of the bloods of forty different
mammals, that "a microscope may enable
us to determine with great certainty
that the blood is not of a certain
animal, and is consistent with the
blood of man; but in no instance does
it in itself enable us to say that the
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what particular species of animal it
was derived.". The statement has a
high medico-legal importance.
The beaux and belles of JSew Guinea
are by no means forbidding. Imagine
a man about live feet nine inches in
height, his body a nice brown color,
covered, if he be a masher, with red
earth and varnished with oil, his face
painted in different colors and a piece
of polished earth through his nose, his
hair long and frizzy, ornamented with
bird of paradise plumes and cockatoo
feathers, his teeth black or red, his
ears weighted down with huge ear ornaments,
waist compressed to waspish
proportions with a broad belt of bark,
shell armlets on his arms and dogs'
teeth necklaces round his neck, a breast
ornament of boars' tusks or pearl shell,
a gayly painted waist ribbon, with long
streamers in iront ana Demna, aniaeis
and kneelets of colored flax, and a
small netted bag over his shoulderimagine
ail this and you have a typical
New Guincan. The women match the
men.
Broad-Faced Hen.
However dull an Irishman's ear may
be, his imagination is always lively, a
fact which this amusing anecdote illustrates:
A rather stout Irishman was
walking slowly through the market one
morning with a basket on iiis arm. Un
coming to a stali where a large owl
was perched upon a bar, he stopped.
After inspecting it for a few minutes
with a troubled expression on his countenance,
his face lighted up, and with
a patronizing air he inquired:
"How much do you want for your
broad-faced hen?"
With a very audible grin the pro nriotnr
rpnliod.?
"That's no hen; it's an owl."
"I don't care howould it is; it's good
enough for the hoardthers, and it will
make soup.