The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, January 14, 1885, Image 1
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When the Woods Tarn Brown.
How will it be when the roses fade.
Out of the garden ai:d o>:t of the glade?
"When the fresh pink bloom of the sweet-brier
wild, . ?
That leans from the dell like the cheek of a
child.
Is changed for dry hips on a thorny bush?
Then, scarlet and carmine, the groves "will
flush.
How will it be when the Satumn powers
Wither away from their leafless bowers;
When sun-flower and star-flower and goldenrod
Glimmer no more from the frosted sod,
^ And tfco hillside nooks are empty and cold?
Then the forest tops will be gay with gold.
TT/vnr Ttrfll *+ hn \*7>?r?n fht> trim brOWH.
Their gold and their crimson all dropped
down.
And crumbled to dust?
O. then as we lay
Our ear to Earth's lips, we shall hear her say,
"In the dark I am seeking new gems for my
crown." /
"Wo will dream of green leaves, when the
woods turn browq,
?Lucy Larcom, in the Floral Cabinet.
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THE OGRE'S CASTLE,.
This Ogre's castle was a- big'white
the village?"andTt
had been a deserted castle,
mrtl hno smnmw thfl numer snddenlv
appeared and took possession. 3fe
lived in London, and had not been to
this quiet out-of-the-way place since
boyhood. v ' r <
And now he kept singularly secluded,
and the girls from the seminary caJ3e<t
him the Ogre. A part}- of them passed
there every morning and afternoon,
but not once did they see the mysterious
stranger.
"Surely he has committed a murder,
and is in hiding," said Nelly Blakesly,
one afternoon, peeping between the
bars of the gate.
She was a brown^yed, brown-haired
girl of about seventeen, soft-voiced,
generous-hearted, and a very imp for
mischief. .You would not "judge so
from her face, so demure and sweet;
but those bright dark eyes were sparkling:
with mischief, though they could
be very soft and tender, and even ?11
with tears when her sympathies were
roused.
"Now, to-day you said you conld
dare to do anything, Nell, and yet I
wager my ruby ring you would not
dare to enter the Ogre's Castle," said
Sadie May.
"I would dare to do it."
"Prove it?prove it!0 cried half-adozen
eager voices.
The color rose to Nell's fair cheeks.
"Now?" < /
"Yes, now."
"Then take my books, and I will go
in and ask the Ogre for some of those
rose? blooming by that window; and I
will go in at the One opened down to
the floor, and not run the risk of being
- turned away from the door."
She raised the l&tck of the irate and
flashed it boldly open. It creaked
ondly on its rusty hinges, and the girls
hurried away a short distance, alt but
. Nell. She stood her ground bravely
and walked in. No one appeared. The
Ogre's Castle might have been deserted
for all the sounds around it that summer
afternoon, and the girl1 slight steps
echoed on the veranda, and her heart
beat quick in a sort of fear when she
stretched out her hands to part the lace
> curtains hanging straight down over
/ the window to the floor.
Bh The room beyond looked so dark at
Wm~ first, that she, just coming from the
yellow glare of the sunshine, could not
L distinguish objects.
"Who enters?" suddenly inquired a
deep voice, and a man who was sitting
in a large armchair, with his head bowed
on his hands, raised up and turned
towards th? window. Jfell frssoed
her breath and retreated a step or two,
secretly wishing herself outside of the
gate again.
\ "'TisNell Blakesly, a school-girl,"
she faltered; then, plucking up courage,
and stepping in, venturea to look at
the ogre.
He was slender and handsome, with
a refined. face, and manly, -well-cut
*m features, but something in his expression
puzzled the girl.
Come in," he said,rising to his feet,
and speaking politely but coldly. "Excuse
mc for asking you to get your own
chair, Miss Blakesly. I am blind."
"Oh, how sorry I am. sir!" cried
Nell, with the deepest pity in her voice
and eyes. "Pray pardon this intrusion,
Mr- Chichester; I came in simply because
the girls said I would not dare to
do it"
"AH yes; I am tne ogre, " ne saiu.
with a faint smile.
"Now how did you hear that?" exclaimed
Nell in confusion.
"Ogre's have many mysterious ways
of hearing remarks?particularly if
they are about themselves. Do not be
in haste to go. I am blind and harmless."
Such a look of g'oom overspread his
face, that, in pity for him, the girl lost
her embarassment. She longed to do
something for him?to lighten, if possible,
that darkness which, night and
day, must envelop him.
"It has been a good while since I received
a caller."
What could she say to him?a stranger
?that would comfort him? She saw a
new uncut magazine on the table.
"Would you like me to read a little
to you?" she said rather timidly.
"If you are a good reader you may,
unless you have other and more pressing
engagements. My aunt sometimes
makes an effort to read; but her voice is
weak."
It was not a very grateful acceptance
and for a moment" Nell felt the color
rise in her cheeks; but one glance at
the pale wear,- face of her ogre, and
compassion rose uppermost again. She
had a clear vonnf voice, well modulat
ed, and read with interest?in fact,-she
almost forgot her listener, until a stately,
elderly lady entered the room. Mr.
[ Ohichester introduced her as Mrs. Lanw
el, his aunt. She looked somewhat
?1 surprised at his company; but, as
K though he knew her thoughts, he quietBy
* 3y explained that Miss Blakesly called
to gather a few roses, and kindly consented
to read for him.
Nell rose to go, not waiting to hear
Bjp the gentleman's courteous thanks. She
hastily pulled a handful of roses and
hurried away, but her companions had
gone on home.
' Next morning they gathered around
her to hear the news, but she gave only
a very brief, subdued account of her
call
"Girls, he is blind."
"How does he look?"
"Very pale and sad."
"Is he handsome?"
"Yes, I suppose so. He is 3. perfect
gentleman. It must be a dreadful
thin or to be blind," said Nell with a
shudder.
That afternoon 21rs. Lanel stood at
the gate when the girls passed b\, and
she called
"Will yc.'- come in again, my dear?
Edward desires it-"
The girl hesitated. She had no duties
to call her home, and she would be
willing to study her lessons at night if
the slight sacrifice would benelit or
add anything t-0 _ the pleasure of that
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poor prisoner. She went in.
"He talked of you last night, and
seamed more cheerful than usual. He
thinks you are a little girl," said the
lady, her eyes glancing over the young
graceful figure at her side.
Nell smiled.
U "Howlonghas he been blind?" she
ventured to inquire.
"Almost a year now. The doctors
think there is hope that his sight may
be restored. It was a dreadful blow to
him,he was so strong, so full of life and
the joys of life. He came here to get
away from the world and his friends,
but the loneliness is terrible."
She talked as one pleased to have a
listener, and Nell looked so fair and
sympathetic.
" "You will not object to spying hLm at
least one hour, occasionally, if he desires
your company, will you? I know
it is a great favor to ask, but anything
to amuse and interest him, I will do.
"It will be a pleasure to me," said
the girl earnestly.
Mr. Chichester ner with a
-smile.
"You have como to cheer the ogre's
; loneliness again, have you, little friend?
What is your name? Oh, yes, IsTelL I
may call you Nell, may I not?"
''Certainly, sir," and Mrs. Laned
nodded approval.
"Then come sit near me Nell, and'
-read in this book if you are not tired."
' So she settled herself in a low chair
near him, while Mrs. Lanel took a, seat
by the front .window.
She read a while, and then Mr. Chichester
asked her some questions about
he^ school-studies, and finally began to
tell her of places and people seen
abroad.
' irn not over thirty myself, Nell, and
before this terrible darkness fell on me,
I loved life as ardently as any one
could."
He was a gCod talker, and Nell felt |
that in listening to him, she was repaid
for her kindness.
The ladies of the village called on
Mrs. Lanel, but none of them except
Mrs. Blakesly, Nell's mother, saw the
master of the house.
She was a good woman and not given
to ambitious dreams, but she could
not help looking forward to the future,
and thinking how this acquaintance between
her young daughter and Edward
Chicbester'might end should his sight
be restored.
It was a summer never to be forgot-!
ten by Nell Blakesly. From being one j
of the wildest, most daring girls in the I
school, she became one of the quietest.
The girls teased her a opod deal,
but she only laughed good-numore"dly
at it
Early in autumn the doctors ordered
Mr. Chichester abroad. He would
spend the winter in Italy and go on to
Paris in the spring, where a famous oculist
had promised to try his skill on
his eyes.
"I wish I could adopt you and take'
you with me, Nell."
"Wait till next year, and you can
come back for her, Edward," said his
aunt.
"Yes, if the doctors do me any good,
and even if they do not, I feel that you
ought to belong to me now. How old
are you, Nell ?
She blushed scarlet, and looked apnoolirtrrlT
of "VTVc T.orvol
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"She is seventeen, Edward."
"Seventeen," he cried in astonishment
"Why, i thought her-a child of
twelve or thirteen."
He became silent, and, after waiting
a little, the girl approached him.
"Yon are not angry, sir, because I
did not teHyou?"
"Angry, sweet friend, no; but I must
adjust myself to the new condition of
things. I must plan a different future."
He stretched out his hand grasping- j
ly, and Nell laid her's in it., He carried
the slender fingers to his lips.
"Can I ever repay you, Nell?"
"Oh, sir, vou have more than repaid
me already," she said, her tears falling.
They were tears of pity for him,
and tears of grief for herself. There
was a dreadful pain at her heart, and
she felt almost frightened at the gleam
of the future. What should she do
when her occupation was gone?
The Ogre's Castle looked very desolate
when he went away, and Nell often
paused at the gate to look in. and to
steh for the time when the ogre would
return.
It was just a year from the time he
went away till he came back. Nell
saw the carriage coming up the street,
and ran to the window, but its closed
windows made her heart sink. Alas!
he came back as he went?blind.
The .girl had developed wonderfully
in body and mind that year. Her j
school-days were oyer now, and sho 1
might have had .lovers in plenty, but j
her true heart remained faithful to tnat.j
friend so far away. And it did not fal- j
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In the evening Mrs. Lanel eamo ? after
her, and without a question she hasten- \
ed to make ready for the visit. She put j
ou her prettiest white dress, and fast-.-;
ened roses in her hair, jnst as though, j
he would see her.
"It is a foolish whim, hut I cannot |
help it" ' . 'j
She could not trust herself to ask j
how he bore the disappointment cf not. j
having his steht restored, and Mrs. j
O O ; , >
Lanel, for once, did not ul^rtion his ?
name. In fact, she was singularlv^si- j
lent on the subject, and ushering iTell j
into the parlor, weDt away.
A lamp burned softly on the table, \
and there in the armchair sat Mr. Chi
Chester, his head bent down, a bandage j
over his eyes. With throbbing heart j
the girl advanced towards him. j
"Mr. Chichester."
"Nell!" \
He raisecf his head and stretched out j
his hands to her.
"Oh, sir, I am so gladv to see you ::
again!" I
"Ah, Nell, ic has been the strongest j
desire of my life to see, now for a year1 ij
Come closer; let me put my hand on j
vonrhead." 5
She knelt down before Mm, and he \
passed his hand slowly, caressingly* j
over her head. J
"You are not a school-girl now. You i
will not care to read or talk to the ogre? j
anymore." !
His helpnessness pnt her shyness to \
flight.
"I will always care to be of service: j
to you, sir."
"Would you be wiling to sacrifice i
your life for the pleasure of a blind
man?waste your youth in attending totVto
rtrkimo inr? '
"It would not be wasted," she said, j
in a low firm tone.
"Will you be my wife, Nell?"
"Yes sir," unhesitatingly.
"From pity: ah yes*'* ' J
"Xo, sir."
"Nell, my love, my darling, kiss me!" j
Ah, there is, after all, some compensa- j
tion in beijng blind," he said, ai; he |
folded her to his breast.
Tears of mingled joy and pain gath- i
ered in the girl's eyes." It would be no j
sacrifice to her to marry him, to devote j
her life to him, be eves" for him, li?*ht j
y
to his pathway, but his regret must be
hers also.
"Do not think of being blind- Make
me your evc?,': she said .-soflly.
"Nelh-^ell, forgive-oi^dsaf one,'for
thus trying vcu. ~ Tim- Paris doctor did
cure me. I can see.-and 1-must.sce you
this momentv\V>^>v--io '"k ^v?"
He put her from him, snatched the
bandage from his eyes, and looked at
hev with tenderness and love.
isell shrank away, crimson with
shame, then pale as death.
"It was not right to play on my feeling
and take advantage of my ignorance,"
she said. "Oh, sir, how could
you do it?"
"It was cruel, but I could not resist
the temptation. You did not know it,
but I took your picture with me, and it
was the lir.-t th: <: 1 locked at when
permitted to sue the world again. Can
you not forgive me, Noll? Love, do
not turn coldly from mo, for what will
sight or life be if I must lose you?"
_tone"?,-fcrt
'she stood still, too proud and shy to go
to him now, and he went to her.
"Am 1 not to rcceive pardon, Nell?11
And Nell hid her face against his
shoulder. That was answer sufficient.
Mr. and Mrs. (_ hiehester spent their
winters in London, but every summer
they visited the Ogre's Castle", and ...rs.
Blakesly i'eels satisfied.
Too ?ffuch Animation.
The blinds of a Main street residence
Tt-iYM flwii ?.itnrJ?iv fliif] Innlr
ing out of the window was the lady of
the house, with her eyes directed down
the street. It was easy to see the look
of anxiety. It was the look of childhood's
memory. The eye that gazed
down the street looked liory enough to
tan'the hide on all the naughty boys
in Christendom. Once the lady wrung
her hands.
Down the street fifty rods was a boy
undoing a bundle, lie was bending
intently over it. First he untied this
string; then he untied that. How he
lifted his feet and stumbled alon^r; occasionally
he cast furtive glancesnomeward,
as'if apprehensive of something.
He paid no attention to the man behind
him or before him.
He was a good-looking boy. He
looked just as good and angelic as
small boys always do when stealing
jam or robbing apple orchards or
roasting the cat. His eyes were innocent,
but his teeth vyere sharp, and he
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business exploded. Then there jumped
out on the sidewalk something in white
with a hop, a skip, and a jump, like
the song-and-dance men. It bobbed
up once or twice with a gentle - motion
like the old girl at the skating rink,
and then it stood there in its glory. It
was a full-blown hoop-skirt, with the
white ends of tape and buckles floating
in the-wind. How that boy laughed!
He cavorted around the sidewalk, and
roared with glee. Then he took it up
by one string, and made it dance again,
then he put it over his head. A man
who came along chokcd with laughter,
and reprimanded the boy with an easy
reppoof that made the 'infant cherub
even more confident. He played with
it a few minute3. The woman in the
window looked convulsed with agony.
Then she disappeared. Next the boy
gathered up the article of feminine wearing
apparel, and was straightway
immersed in a struggle between paper
or*/! n r\l t r\ o HThp lot.tPT- lltft t.Hft
thorns, sprang op and choked him.
'He stood about as much showwith the
hoopskirt, as a tin roof in a cyclone.
It- blew him finally. Just then" something
else blew. The Journal reporter
happened near enough to hear a, woman's
step and see a woman grab the
boy, and then boy and crinoline and
woman disappeared up the street and
into the house, and then something
sounded like slamming a stick in a
soap barrel, followed.by vocal notes
that would- discount the opening rehearsals
of the new musical club.?
Lcwiston Journal.
The Frolics of a College "Grind.**
.The students at the Normal University
gave a "grind" the other evening,
which we attended. When a lot. of
students, some of whom are so green*
they would give cows that might devour
them the colic, and who do not know
each other from a side of sole
leather, get together and try to get acquainted,
it is a "grind. V
One of the chief "Tinders" who
knows everybody introduces all the
others, and then they sit in the corners
Vl-rrr?]i of zioz-iVi nrif? If?ok 35 if
they Bad forgotten something they have'
to have in. their business, and swallow
the lumps that come up in their throat,
and examine the toss of their shoes.
After a while somebody proposed
that a play be inaugurated, and in a
moment or two a circle was formed
around a male and female "grinder,"
and wert marching around singing
something about "down on this carpet
you must kneel, as green as grass grows.
in the field."
At a certain period in the song, the
he "grinder" kissed the she "grinder"
smack on the mouth, ancUt was a kiss
that got over a good deal of ground,
and seemed to have the desired effect,
too. When he had got rid of his kiss,
the "grinder" got up looking as happy
as a man who has jnsfc had a quart of
warm molasses poured down his back
> - - '?" * *
unci tue "gnnueress strcmeu. tv mi
that she could use up enough kiss to
bull the market.
In due time somebody wanted to
make a kiss climb a ladder, and we
kind of felt all <3ver, as it were, and aScepted
an invitation from a pretty girl
to be a part of the ladder. We knew
that if she startedthe kiss up the ladder
we would be perfectly willing to have it
tramp on our lips on the way up, but
they put a girl that looked as if she had
been washing her face in a solution of
concentrated ugliness for two years
right in front of us, and then we ail
joined hands and kissed back and forth
until we could taste onions for a monthSome
people claim that they can't get
enough kiss. To all such, we say: at
tend a college "grind.''?Chicago Eere
hi
A resident of Ronkonkoma, L. I.,
possesses a gold watch which formerly
Belonged to the.ill-fated Marie Antoinette.
It is a"bout the size of a trade
dollar in circumference, and is openfaesd.
Ou the back it bears the device
of tic French ^Queen, a^cupid on a
cload, worked in gold; and' silver. The .
features offhe-'boy- go& are- nearly ef-!
fa<^ jb^Jong^K*ear.. The legend the!
tlw osrier gives is that the watc&'r; was
the g^tr-of the Queer! -to - the -?rehitect
of. the Jluileries,, who shot himself
.through, the head on the dav following
her execution. Dy the revoiuuomsts. -ats
present owner was a near relative of a
well-known American poet,, now-dead.
The watch eame - into his- possession
through marriage, as a gift irom his
wife-^father^. whQ.isa direct descended
of the origtoil recipient
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CHRISTMAS CARDS, fj:
Tho latest Novelties Prepared for
Holiday Season. , f.";
"They are giving us heaps of ne^
tilings this year, in the shape of pretty
nothings. The Christmas cards will
be on sale soon, and they are more
beautiful than ever," said a book maar.
yesterday to a reporter.
"There are many new things iat
bronzes. The newest of these is air''
unique cigar basket, and is intended to
be filled with cigars and passed around
the table with coffee at tne close of a
dinner. The basket is a curious affair
of polished bronze open ware of ch'er
ubs and grotesque heads, and nas six 1
compartments,- the partitions of which
arc odd designs of scroll work, gently
sloping upward and terminating, ;in
cherubs1 heads at a common center* i
An antique spirit lamp of polished
^B2^accomp^aW-^L.basket Jjlncient
sconces, too, are made much more
elaborate this year. By the way, I
noticed Saturday a description of 'He, J
She, It,' the new and fine imitation of j
an old Egyptian work- That's a fine
and elaborate imitation, but the copies,
I understand, cost half a $5 note. We
have an idea that we furnish something
almost as ancient for less money."'
Just here the gentleman dived into
the showcase and brought out a bundle
of paper that made one^s hand at once
seeVonc's nose. It looked as though
somebody had been cruising aiTJund
away up the "River Time," and in the
course of his rambling had landed on
the "Isle of Long Ago," unearthed, ana
rifled the -writing-desk of Cleopatra or
Helen of Troy. The peculiar musty
color which is " generally given paper
only by the "vears in the sheaf as they
come and go, was on this bundle.
This effect was heightened by the ragged
edges seeming to have been eaten
away by the ravages of time. So true
to nature are the ancient and time-eaten
edges that it requires no great stretch
of the credulity to imagine this thevery
paper on which the fair belle of Pompeii
lined notes to her lovers. The
paver is called Pompeiian, and comes
in octavo and commercial sizes.
In Christmas cards the manufacturers
and designers have outdone themselves
this year. In these favors banners
and bannerets occupy prominent
places. There is a star card in two
designs. One of these represents the
child Christ playing with lambs surrounded
by chejubs; the other shows,
a church interior with rosy-cheeked
children singing carols within the star,
while, the star itself is surrounded with
Vinllr and merrv Christmas bells. The
backs of these cards are ornamented
with a conventional design of drapery,
wiih a picturesque winter scene In the
background. These designs are bright
and pretty. They are made either with
plain edges or bordered with a rich
silken fringe.
There is another pretty set in three
floral designs. One is a* bunch of the
thistles of old Scotland, another'is the
sweet-scented clover, while a third is a
bunch of the beautiful golden rod and
asters. These, like the cards mentioned
above, are shown either with plain
edffes or bordered with silken frmsre.
Another very pretty design is made out
of the cards in this, set dv combining
two of tnem in a bobk-fbrSir ana oria^"
menting the combination thus formed
with richly-colored satin fringe and
silken tassels. No adequate idea of the
richness and beauty, or the artistic
manner in which the different colors
and materials harmonize and blend together,
can be obtained. Jrom any illustration
in prosaic black and white.
In addition to these, there are .many
other beautiful cards, which include
some very unique and pretty designs.
Among these are four oil ohromo designs,
representing different members
of the animal langdo'm as rejoicing
over the good will and cheer of Christmas
day. One hasan old' bear, with
its front paws, which serve as its- arms,
loaded with holly, dancing before two
cute little cubs in clumsy glee; another
bears three sedate owls perched before
a book of music, from which they are
chanting with, solemn gladness hymns
of praise; a third has a timid hare and
ungainly turtle wishing each other a
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merry ^nnscmas, wxiut: me iuuuu
resents two playful kittens gravely
seated before a book, from which they
are. singing a tender "mew-"?ic^in
honor of the day. The back-of each" of
these cards is beautifully illuminated
with a design representing a most solemn-looking
owl perched upon one of
the horns 01 a crescent which is moving
through light, fleecy clouds. The
other specimens at* equally asiine and
beautiful, and together form as pretty
a line of these cards as has yet been
brought out. '
Their First Quarrel.
Mme. Bernhardt's first quarrel with
her husband has never, we believe,
been given to the public. As neither
of the parties are in America we vio
late no" confidence in publishing the
facts. ..."
Mme. Bernhardt had lovingly opposed
hor husband's proposed tiger-hunting
expedition, fearing that harm would
come to him, but he promised to be
very careful, and got ready for the
journey. At the last moment he came
hurrying into themadame's apartments
and burst out with:
"Perfidious woman! You promised
not to further oppose me, yet you
have deliberately attempted to prevent
my going."
"You mistake yourself," responded
Bernhardt, in amaze.
,;I mistake nothing," replied her hus
Dana, wanmy. "iou itnow a uare uui>
carry my gun uncovered through the
streets, and you have deliberately stolen
my beautiful green-cloth gun-case so
as to keep me. at home."
"It is not true, not true," screamed
the madame, hotly.
"I have the proof," yelled Mr. Bernhardt,
dancing around in rage. "What
have you on?
"My new green-cloth dress."
"Itisalie," hissed the maddened
husband. "It is my gun case."
And so they parted. ?Pittsburg
Chronicle.
An importer and exporter of furs
gives this information: "The house cat
is one of the most valuable of fur bear
ing animals, and when they disappear
from the back fences they often find
their way to the furrier. It is an actual
fact that in 1682 over 1,200,000
house cats were used liy the fur trade.
Black, white, maltese and tortoise-shell
skins are most in demand, and are
made into linings. Asfor skunks, 350,000
were used in this country last season.
They come from Ohio and New
York principally, and, as is in pursuit
of the tiger and lion, the bravest men
are required.
The edelweiss has been found on
Mount Tacoma, Wash, T., at an eleva^
tion of 6,000 feet
c I
' V- 4_
| f~* " .llatfting a Husband.
A young Frenchman, of fine family,
though .impoverished by the Revolution,
aspired to a^jpost under the Governnrpnt^
tc occupy which, it was necessary
tqi J&i^jush. a certain, sum to deposit, as
security, Our hero could .not obtain
the^equisite amount from ;bis friends,
aiiiaflastHt upoa'au expedient io put
ail easyend'to. thedifiScal ty. He caiise<ianjadjertiseinent,to
appear in one
-of the journals, as follows: I
-- ^Ayonpg ajan, occupying an hon;
orable position,- -wishes to marry a lady
weG broji^ti^, find possessed of 250
francs^'-l
-'i3^o lrund"red- and fifty francs are but
?10;:aniijasihereave many women in
i the world who would be glad to purI
chas<5 a y6ntf g,handsomc, and honorn>K]/v
r>K?% mAn oiiaT? ty> fltv? f o farm c
uu uuv/u. iuuuuav^ wxxuo9
[ Jtvis^w^aatt^^at the advertiser
iis^l^.eejwse of- -three days, dnrmg
which Ais- notice' appeared in public,
letters and .
F ^rnl^cations. - r |,,|vThe
young man addressed a note to.
r^U;h s ot the ; sig^icants appointing a
^plae&Vnjd hour when-he: should meet
tfcfem^togetheir, ahdjpolitely inviting
^ito'Mte^bti-iobk at him.
r*ThS evening indicated they came,
the company numbered
fc2Jy "2Q0*. women. When "all had assembled
the .'young man ''organized the
meeting," and made a speech in which
he-thanked these- ladies for the honor
Aeyrjproj|psed Jconfpmng upon him.
:^:7s^'j>osses3ed youn*
gentleman, "you must , .understand,
ladies, perfectly-well^. that I cannot
inan^you all^ moxepver, .ygu .are. all
so-3iffiniM'g'M(-maBy of^ihem were ior- (
rible witch?s)^it would ho - utterly im- ,
j possible for me to choose amongst such
lovely creatures. This, then, is- my ,
proposition: Consider me as an ob:
ject put up. at lottery. You number !
<VtA AAA l?. 1 a. _ .i. or A
j.a?; mase zw uckcls uaaus
! (:?10) each, and the gross sum realized
shall be the fortune of the lady who !
I dlaws the lucky number, and whom I :
pledge to marry immediately." They
I h&itated a moment, but the youth was
I good-looking, and the ladies were anxious
to marry. One of them determined
to accept the proposition, and the
rest followed like a nock of sheep. As
if Jfr .reward the venturous fellow for
hi$ <jourage, his fortunate stars directed
that he should fall to the lot of a youthiu?
and pretty girl, whose greatest
faiifc is an unhappy passion for practicing
on the piano. True to his word,
the young man married her, and, by !
last account, the young couple thus
strangely brought together were pass- i
ing.a pleasant honeymoon.
V ' Senatorial Chirography.
' Some of the senators were rather ,
reckless in their chirography, and fre- ;
quently one of them would simply hand ;
to me a scrap of paper with some writ- ,
ing on it, without saying anything at .
all, expecting me .to understand what
he wished. I would turn these notes ;
upside down, sideways, and corner- ,
ways, and could hardly tell irom ine .
hieroglyphics whether the Words were
good old Anglo-Saxon or Hebrew. But '
I-studied these various eccentricities or 1
styles?I was about to say "systems"? i
of lejrislal live handwriting with such .
that I fin all v became able to
read thefiTain Off w&i-miuwirdra ma-n
accomplishment of mine become, that I . ;
was frequently appealed to by persons .
about the Capitol to decipher writings '
of other people, and, strange as it may j
seem, senators have actually asked me ,
to read their own marks which they '
themselves have been unable to recog- '
nize after making. I joked a senator .
about this 'one day, and told him I (
thought it was curious he could not '
read his owr. handwriting. He did not
like to acknowledge this fact, and declared
that he could.
"Well," said I, picking up a letter :
which he had just written and which
riajLJipon his desk, "I'll wager, sir, you ,
can't tell what word that is," and I
j>ut my . two-hands upon " the sheet of :
paper so as to cover all of the writing .;
except that particular word.
"Oh," ho exclaimed, as if I were doing
an unreasonable thing in covering- ,
up the other words, "take your hands :
away!"
" ' * U 1 4-Ua
.due men ne couiu. uui iua.&c uul ?ub i
word, even by the help of the others or j 1
the context of the letter, and laughingly
admitted that he had forgotten what (
the scratches were - intended for. At '
another time I saw on a desk a piece of
paper that had on it a comical likeness ,
or image of a human skeleton in minia- j
ture?a profile view of the skull, the
ribs, and the other bones, even to the i
foot. I wondered who the senatorial <
artist was, and in handling the paper I '
chanced to turn it another way. And
what do you think it was? It wasn't '
meant for a skeleton, after all. It was ,
nothing else than a very hasty auto- j
graph of Senator George F. Edmunds.
?From "Among the Law-maters," by
Edmund Alton, in St. Nicholas for Be- \
cerriber.' . j j
The Monnd Builders as Metal
Workers. j
The remains of the mound builders \
are placed under four heads: First, :
mounds; second, embankments; or ]
ramparts; third, mines and excavations; !
fourth, arts and manufacturers.
High up on the face of the cliffs along J
the canyons of Northern Mexico are the
caves of these curious colonists, close ^
to the eyries of eagles, thousands of ,
feet above the valleys. In some cases i
a path just the width o? a human foot ,
leads from the brink of the cliffs abore the
mouth of the caves, in nearly every ;
instance a ledge overgrown with shrub- ]
bery. In these caves they lived and i
died. The embankments and ram- ]
Sarts are classed as defensive and re- ;
srious. The fortifications manifest ]
progress in the art of war, at least, as '
advanced as the early Greeks and Trojans.
Tiie religious inclosures were
usually combinations of geometri- .
cal figures, in which perfect squares
and figures arc found. The mining
operations of the mound-builders were ]
extensive. In the Lake Superior region
they mined copper. In Missouri !
galena, and in Mexico iron. They !
mined iron in pyrites. Elsewhere they
quarried for mica and porphyry. The J
arts and manufactures of this people 1
were of considerable importance. Af- !
ter a rude but effective fashion, they J
cast copper and iron, from which they j f
not only manufactured \Yea#Qii??~but i ;
also ornaments and coia/ They were [ '
so distinguished in WiKipping amulets i !
? *.i aTi- u l-?o ! 1
ill sliver mm iue uuuiu uanuj uv
distinguished fropu plating. Articles 1
worked in golt^avo also been discovered
in they^aves and mounds.?Two !
Republics, j 1
A Sf&hcrn paper boasts: "There is j ]
no c^rubt that the saleswomen in the j ]
Ny Orleans retail stores are pre-emi- ' ,
BTntly distinguished for their gentle- ]
r^ess, their culture, and the invariable j
courtesy with which they attend upon .
their duties.j
/
PETS.
Monkeys, Dogs, Cats, and Birds of High
Degrees and Corresponding Price.
"Monkeys arc in greater demand as
pets than most people would suppose
Sossible," said Mr. .Alfred Wilkins of
To. 1,235 Broadway. "Ladies favor
thera greatly, chiefly on account of
tlieir arousing antics and gestures. .
Those two in tne window keep a crowd
in front of the store^all day. Look at
?? ? *7 A nrl>a an! _ I
LJieill IIOVV. Jliuillvcjr, VVUU Wiio c?uing
nothing, put out his hand in' a
friendly manner to his cage companion',
who was holding a nut in his palm.
The animal so approached responded
to the overture in the readiest manner,
but first, as a precautionary measure,
transferred the nut to his mouth. This
was not exactly what the monkey who
made the advance wanted, and lie sulkily
withdrew his extended hand, while
his selfish companion looked knowingly
at the crowd outside and resumed nis
tn?al._ ?
^"TherO-ore about four kinds oi monkeys
that are" c-alable as pets," , continued
the dealer, ''aS^all are small. The.
ring-tail is so called, no'fjjecause of the
rings around its tail, but tT??anse it
swings to the branches of trees, "Ki
helps itseif to climb with that appendage.
All other monkeys ciimD with
their hands only. The pig-tail monkey
is about the same size as the ring-tail,
and it is easy to see how he gets his,
name. His tail is stubby ana short,
like that of a pig. He is not considered
a handsome monkey, but he is very
popular. The Java" monkey is somewhat
like the ring-tail. He has a long
tail too, but it seems to be more for
ornament than use. The ring-tail
comes from Africa, the pig-tail from
the isthmus of Panama, and the Java,
of course, from the island whose name
be bears. All of these monkeys are
worth from ?20 to $30 each, according
to condition and size, the smallest rank
ing first There is a larger demand
for tlicm than fpr any other kind. The
little Marmazette, a native of Brazil, is
the most diminutive of known monkeys.
In fact, he is too small to be
very healthy, and in our harsh climate
he easily falls into consumption and
dies. A fair-sized one is smaller than
a newly born kitten, only a few inches
in length, excluding the little tail,
which is the longest part of him. They
have little wizened faces, and hardly
look like monkeys at all. Ladies invariably
fancy them at first, but a
closer examination shows how delicate
they are, as they .lie huddled up together,
and shiver at every draught,
fhey arc by no means as high-priced as
the other popular kinds oi monkeys,
and can be readily purchased for $10.
"There are a great many people
who have a chronic prejudice against
Irntre Tf* io VlOT/1 tA CQV TtrVlTT "frvr I
LLIUUAVJ O* JlU io i?V ?i *aj ) *v*
monkeys are amusing, affectionate, and
rery intelligent. Dogs, certainly, take
the palm in popularity, and. as pets,
there is an unceasing "demand for them,
[t is a mistake to suppose that; the
black-and-tan is losing ground in popular
favor. If he is going out of fashion
it is because he is also going out of
Existence. Black-and-tan dogs are
very rare indeed, and it is almost impossible
now to get a really line one.
the rage for small ness bccame so great
that the black-and-tan terrier has Deen
,.onfr rrf-tbp
tt fairly gooa one, however, can still 5e
bought for about $100," and a pup, that
may or may not live to- attain its full
growth, would be valued at not less ,
than $25. The other dogs for" which
about the same prices rule are the Yorkshire
and fox terriers. The latter is
not so great a favorite with women as
witli men. out 01 iate years me xorKshire
has become very popular with all
lovers of toy dogs. The pug, or "toy
bull," as he is sometimes caSed, is also
greatly prized, and good ones, weighing
from eight to ten pounds, may
bring considerably over $100. Pups
can be bought for a third of that price.
The peculiarity of the pug is that he is.
little more than a diminutive bull-dog.'
Ho has the same wrinkled, unprepossessing
countenance, and looks, like
the stock from which he sprang, as
though he thirsted for blood. His appearance,
fortunately, belies him, as.
the bull-dog's usually does, for the pug
is good-natured and affectionate enough,
and makes an admirable and appreciative
pet. His days arc too often shortened
by overfeeding and too little ex
srcise; but he seems to prefer mat it |
should be so.
"The rarest and most expensive of
ill pet doffs is the King Charles spaniel.
Alaaywho has secured a really
'ood one may go homo and congratulate
herself, for she owns a treasure.
She had better keep a watchful eye
apon him, too, for he is easily stolen,
and as easily'disposed of. These dogs
?an hardly be said to be in the market.
They are very rare, and, "with their
long, fine, silky hair, large, pendant
3ars, and meek, intelligent eyes, they
arc exceeding beautiful. They are better
known in England than in this country,
but there, too, their price is very
iiigh. It is very hard, indeed, to get
the very poorest kind of a King Charles
for $100, and for a good one $200 is not
considered, by any means an unreasonable
price to ask. The King Charles is
rather delicate, and is often injured and
2ven killed by overfeeding. Both among
:he terriers and King Charles breed of
logs the male is valued a little higher
;han the female, but the difference in
price is very sfight.
"Cats are not thought quite so highly
of as dogs in the pet classification,
out the rare breeds are quite popular.The
Angora, or Persian, ranks nighest
[t is a beautiful animal, usually, when
it its best, quite white. Itsha'irislong
md very thick. It is a pretty pet, but
it costs from 880 to $80. Kittens are
sold for from $20 to $25 each. The
maltese is well known. The pure breed
have six toes on each foot, and bring
:rom $10 to $15 each. Kittens can be
bought for about $5 each.
"The Indian squirrel, with its gray
back and white breast, is becoming better
known than formerly, but it is still
rare. It sells for about $10, whereas
52.50 is a fair price for a common gray
squirrel from Long Island or New Jersey.
"Among the pet birds, parrots have
Icseivedly the first place, ana tire aou- j
ble tellow head Mexican is the smart- j
jst/the most intelligent, the longest- j
lived, and the best talker and singer. >
3nc that can talk well and sing six or j
seven different songs should be worth ;
5200. The highest price I ever saw one '
sold for was 8350. I sold as line a j
white talking cockatoo as ever was seen
to Patti a year ago for 8250.
"American robins usually arc appreciated
most highly in a cooked state,
but they are susceptible of a high decree
of education. I have one that
whistles selections from 'Fra Diavolo.'
r value him at 850. Ordinarily canarIrto
O-I'n Tirtf (iTiwnoirn Hirmorll VfrV nnn- >
i^o jaw ^"-1^ c? "?J r~r
alar pets, but educated canaries bring
iiigh price.3. I have one that I have
taught to clearly and tastefully whistle
airs from two operas. I would not sell
him for less than $100.
"A good clear-whistling English
blackbird is something of a rarity. It
is a very handsome bird and worth
from $10 to 615. A thrush will bring
about $10. A bullfinch owes everything
to education, and when he can
pipe two airs without making a mistake
he ought to sell for ?30. He is a
patient learner, and when he detects
himself in an error he does not immediately
correct it. He whistles the whole
piece over again. ;
. "There's an immense variety of almost
voiceless small .birds that ladies
fancy and take home with them. You
know there are many persons who like
to see a pretty bird in a cage, but go
distracted if they hear him sing. One
magnificent singer has only just been
introduced here* andJs .hardly known
at all yet Heis thc'3iexican canary,
and though his note is "not so loud as 1
that of our yeHow pet it is incompar- .
ably softer, sweeter, and even freer.
He is a small and very handsome bird,
with a yellow head and a black back, .
'mottled;''-with white.. They/can ie
bought for about ?5 each; and are certain
to become great favorites in America
before very. long."?New York Sun.
A Pointed Reply.
ar; a correspondent) to
send you a pure spreimAn..,of crushing
contemptuous scorn. In
our lunatic asylum at
had, a few years ago, as medical superintendeni
and general manager, a
pompous, self-sufficient ?ld doctor with
a very gushing manner and great obsequiousness
to any visitor whom he
. might deem worth cultivating. It was
more than suspected that this paternal
and benevolent manner did not always
characterize his intercourse" with the
patients, but was donned only on state
occasions.
Ke had several hobbies, and would
bore a visitor dreadfully with his .overdone
politeness and unceasing stream
of talk about the institution,, and his
wonderful management thereof.
On one occnrion, after having been
trotted all over the building- by nim. to
my great disgust, as I had called on
business, and my time was precious,
"we were approaching his own private
apartments, and on opening a door discovered
a young woman of quiet, ladylike
appearance seated in a small parlor,
and gazing through the window,
with a fixed expression of weary sadness,
on the beautiful view of woods
and lawn and river without.
I did hot realize she was a patien.t, ;
and there was no occasion whatever for 1
the doctor to disturb her. He spoke to j
her, however, in his blandest way, no
doubt with a view of properly impress
ing me, and said, "Well, Jane, and how
are we this morning?"
She did not reply, but continued her 1
sad and touching gaze. r i
He repeated tile question, and added, <
"Come Jane, surely you know who 1 1
am?" .... 1
She dropped the arm which had supported
her head, turned slowly to look
at him, and said, with a sigh of "weary. ]
sconi, "Oh yes; you?you arc las urbane
and gentlemanly superintendent." j
The doctor and I left immediately.? <
Harper's Magazine for December. \
Women's Names. <
? ? 3
TTamabeUa-is nofS^a-bella or fair ]
Anna, but is the feminine of Hannibal, \
meaning gift'(or grace) of BeL Ara- ]
bella is not Arabella, or beautiful altar, j
but Orabilia, a praying woman. In its
Anglacised form of Orabel it was much
more common in the thirteenth century J
than at present Maurice has nothing
to do with Mauritius, or a Moor, but ]
comes from Almaric?himmelreich?
the kingdom of heaven. ' " !
Ellen is the feminine of Alain, Alan'
or Allan, and has no possible connection
with Helen, which comes from a *
different language, an older by at least 1
1,000 years. " Amy is not from amee, J
but from amie. A vice, or Avis, does i
not exactly mean advice, as some seem ?
to think. It comes from iEdwis, and '
means happy wisdom.* Eliza has no
connection with Elizabeth. It is the i
sister of Louisa, and both are the t
aau Miters ox Jtieioise, w.- ja. is neiewis, ,
hidden wisdom. There is, indeed, -<
another form of Louisa, or rattier i
Louise, which is thS feminine of Louis, j
but this was scarcely heard of before
the sixteenth century.
The older Heloise form of the name, ,
Aloisa, Aloisia or Aloysia, was adopted ]
into mediaeval English as Alesia?a ,
name which our old genealogists al- ,
ways confused with Alice. Emily and ..
Amelia are not different forms of one ]
name. Emily is from JEmylia, the j
name of ;-an Etruscan gens; Amelia
comes fro:-1 the Gothic amala, heavenly.
Reginald is not derived from Regi
na, and has nothing to do with a queenIt
is Rem-alt, exalted purity. Alice,
Adelais, Adelaide, Aliza, Alixand Ade- *
line are "all forms of one name, the i
root of which is adel, noble. But Anne J
was never used as identical with Annis 1
or Agaes (of which last the old Scottish
Annis is a varietv); nor, as I sturdily i
maintained, was Elizabeth ever svnonv- J
mous with IsabeL?Notes and Queries, j
The Horseshoes Luck. ]
1
Now that the horseshoe, as a pretty ;
symbol of good luck, forms so much a
part of household decoration, it may
not be amiss to say a word about its !
significance in the olden times. The i
horseshoe was anciently believed to be ,
a protection against witchcraft and
witches, who could no more overcome \
the sanctity of its semi-circular form than (
they could the movement of a stream ,
which even the most powerful could
not cross, if in the shape of a running ,
brook, as witness the race of Tam ;
\vhrv nursued bv them.
passed the keystone of the bridge himself,
-while the tail of his good" mare, '
on the wrong side thereof, became the
prey of the pursuing warlocks. We :
have seen the horseshoe nailed to the ;
lintel of barns and masts of vessels, for .
a witch, mounted on her broomstick, ;
might take it into her head to descend :
upon some unlucky craft, so she might
call upon the surging waves to engulf ;
it, unless it were protected by this holy <
symbol. For a horse to cast a shoe :
was a bad omen when a gallant knight 1
was about to start upon some expedi- ;
tion: hence, if a horse stumbled, which 1
he would be sure to do if imperfectly
shod was unlucky. Wc do not, in our
day, believe much in witches or bad j 1
signs, but everybody is pleased with j
the good luck implied in the finding of
a h orseshoe. ?Brooklyn Magazine. i
-p-? i
People often wonder why it is that a ;
fleshy Indian is so seldom seen. A sci- i
entist has discovered that it is water j
and not food that makes people fat. 1
Whether this holds good with the noble :
red man or not is hard to say, but if an 1
Indian was to depend on the water he :
uses in washing to become fat it is safe \
to say that he would bo the thinnest
man under the sun. The only time that
an Indian ever gets a bath is when ho
rides his pony across a stream or gets j
tipped out'of a boat. " I 1
Yv FT AND HUMOR.
' - "ilf' -r ^
Excuse of the mrl who eloped with
her coachman: 'I was driven to it."
'. " * ''*U. :
Too manv towns in this country, depend
upon IProvidence instead of fi^e- .
engines.
"My bow is all unstrung," warbles . t.
a fair poetessr Wonder if her beau has
been out on a raeket.
To keep apples from decaying put
them in a cool place?where there is a
large family of children. , - ~ , .
"A train behind time," remarked
Jones, seeing an. elilerly lady tricked
out in full, flowing robes.- When
a boy of 18 nms a\fay, with, a
girl of the same age, the proceedings
may be callcd a verdant slope:
'Awkward idiot?"Your train is quite .
long, Miss- Lucy." Miss Lu6y?"ft
will not be so -long ifrou take two feet
off it "
A subscriber advertises for "a plain
girl to cook." He probably was afraid
he would be hanged tf ne cooJsea a
pretty girl
When a yonng man is fingering the
cash left him bv bis .grandfather, can
it be. said USai, ie'^is reveling in his
ancestral hauls? . ^
No waste of shot: "What did you
kill?" inquired a pedestrian of asportsman
on horseback.'.' '^liine," was tie
sefrtsatlous response.
"Can anis^behanged twice?" asks
theNewYorK^S^ne-JThis may be
a mooted question; but s^0?iLffieg^de-_^/^
serve to lie hanged . twice?and^eaci^
time fatally.?Nov York DiaZ.
A fashion paper states that children's
shapes show no change, This will be
interesting news to parents, as it is expensive
and troublesome to. change
the shape of .a-. child^eiery season.?
Springfield Union. ":?U
. Mrs. Belva Lockwood carried as
many States as Butler or St John, anyhow,
and that is doing pretty well for
a woman's first run against old experienced
politicians of the pantaloon genripr.?
Nnrrisimm Herald.
A great Irish- orator- -and wit was
asked wh*t an Irish friend of his, who
had just arrived in London, could mean
by perpetually putting.out his tongue.
"I suppose he'sjtrying to catch the
English accent, " said the wit
"Well," said George, "I must ,?0,"
and then he said good-night with the "
Emma Abbot-attachment thereunto appertaining.
"If you must you mussed,'*
replied Linda, "look at my hair, and
ruffle." And he ruffled. ?Burlington
Hawkey c.
An ingenious girl confided to a friend
that she thought a certain young gentleman
was going to propose: 'I'm
sure of it," she said, earnestly. "Why,
only the other eyening^hen he called
be told me how to prevent babies--from
being bow-legged.
When a man marries a fashionable
foung lady and goes to housekeeping
tie should always buy a healthy dog.
&nd the healthier the dog the better
for his purpose, if he wants to try the
jffect of hey pie-crust upon it before he
ndulges in it hmseli^
"This art craze as going too far," jaa
said' Brown, when a pot of paint felL^^fl
J'OiU U Si i-u.u.u n
iim on the head. "No more decoratea*^^^|
ales for me," he mournfully added as
le began to scrape the yellow point off
lis-silt hat with a knife.
"Curious how much cleaner ail the
people look," exclaimed a Texan , who
lad been away on a trip for a couple of
.11-. n'.l
xumuis. ICS, ICJIiiCU LUC UiU. &CkUOT
;o whom he was talking? "you have no
;dea what a thundering-lot of rain has
fallen here this season?'
A man without hands was charged
n New York a few days ago with stealing
a watch. Next thing we know a
egless man will be arrested for kicking
i policeman, and a blind man will be
xccused of winking at-the drug clerk
Dchind the soda-water fipnntain.
"Never eat and drink at the same
;ime," is the advice given by a Munich
savant to fat people who wish to reduce
thefr bulfcl" This appears to be an
underhand blow aimed at one of the
noblest cf our American institutions?
the bat-room free luuch.?Boston
Globe,
The latest novelty Jn the way of *
rehicles in Brighton, Engird, is a
light wickerwork Bath chair fitted on a "v.
tricycle. There is a scat ioran Invalid in
the front, and another for a man to
propel it behind. They promise to
irive the Bath chair-men oat of the
business.
Amocir a lot of modern proverbs
sent to a London -newspaper were
these: "It's a poor musician who can't
blew his4 own trumpet;1' "The want
Df money is the root of much evil;" "If
you would know a man's character follow
him home;" "Only whisper scanlal
and its echo is heard bv alL"
V sk '
If there is anything t!:at will make a
man cordially hatc^iimsclf, it is when
be takes a walk of about a mile to the
post-office to find that he has left his
tmro of linmn <inn. tVinn nn flffiiriff
kXVJO Mr V UVUiVt ??V*
liome after them, to fin i on opening' his
box that the only thing in it is a card
aotifying him that his box rent is due. .
"It seems to me," said a well-known
Judge to his daughter, "that your
affianced calls a good many times a
week. My court dosn't sit anvwhore |ri
cear as of ten. as yours does." "O, well,
papa," was the blushing reply, "I am \ -SSI
sn^aged to him, you know, and that
entitles us to a court of special seasions."
Hostess?(to gentleman herhusb and
has brought horae to dinner): "How
well you speak English, Mr. Mr.
(not understanding): "Yes, I
ought to." Hostess: "Uut you speak
remarkably well." Mr. ?? "I ought.
I have lived here all my life. In fact,
I was born in New York." Hostess: , ?
"Why, how strange! I am sure my
husband told me you were a Bohemian."
" He
was reading a patent-medicine
almanac. Suddenly he jumped up and ,
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for the doctor; Fm sick. I'm the sickest
man on the footstool. There ain't
a disease known to medical science
that I haven't got symptoms of- I have
reached the advanced stage of everything.
Somebody run for the doctor
quieic!"?Detroit Post.
A Journalistic Brain.?Editor:
"What! you don't want to go to school?"
Chip of old Block: "No, I don't; it's
aicer to play." "But you said only
yesterday, my son. that you wanted to
be a great editor like vour pa." "Yes,
sir; I learned to write last season." "So
because you can wn;o now, you think
it unnecessary to x ara any more, eh?
but you know you can't spell. You
miss" every other word, and you have
aot yet begun on grammar." "Yea,
sir. "Very welL ^sow what would
jrou do if you became an editor and
jrour writings should comc out in the
paper all crowded with mistakes?"
"Blame it on the printer." . -v
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