The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, April 30, 1884, Image 1

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"* * :_V ?" ?? " ?^??MB?? ^ M??j?l , ' WINJsSBOKO, S. C., WEteESDAY, APRIL 30, 1884. Lon^s For Spring. De spring o' de year am a slippin' erlonjr An" looks wid a peep through, de coP chilly air. An' de bird am er lookin' crroun' fur his sone As he hops on de 13m* an' de half frozen br'or. rDc fire feels gocd, fur dar's ice in de crock. But spring: it am comin' erlong jes de same. Fur I^seed a jailer hammer wid a straw in his UVilA, An' he knows whut he's doln', ef he doan I'll be blame. KkI I'll be mighty glad when de warm win' b'ows mmm. An* de cows stan's aroun' enjoyin' o' dc cood. Fur, ter tell de Lord's truth, I'se sorter rca'ee o' cloze. Aa' haster hussle might'ly fur ter git er llt? tie wood. Dc hogs am awful touchy when de wcader it ia col' K An' da hollers like de debil when ycr climbs B in de pen? Doan want ermanto eat "em; ob, no, bless - yersoul; So I hastcr compromise on de dominickcr hen. ?Arkansas Traveler. I "FAINT HEART NE'ER WON W- FAIR LADY." "A hat of last year's fashion!" "But her eyes were like gray stars." "And her manner dreadfully qu.'ck ^ and decided." "My dear jsicnara, you are rea.uy absurd I The girl is a hospital nurse, I and what woman with any refinement or delicacy would take, up any such a profession as that? It shows she can't ky?- - nice." > - "Ladies do such things nowadays1' ?less defiantly. "Now you know you are only saying so because she is pretty. Of course ladies do queer things nowadays, but that doesn't excuse an unwomanly feeling. Besides she is only a solicitor's daughter. I shan't ask mamma to 11 Si * UB1J. Ifc. "But don't you think common civr ility " "No, I don't. She is only staying at the Rectory, and we are not forced to call on every one's friends. Besides, k Captain Hardwicke is expected home, and it would make it awkward. What would one of Lord Belmont's people say if we asked them to meet a girl like Miss Travers?" "All the same, she's as pretty and ladylike as anyone I ever met in these ^ parts." "Very likely, but she- is not in our , set. Now, Richard, if you say any V more, T shall begin to think that you are falling in love with her, if the idea is not too absurd." But Richard had closed the drawing room door upon his six sisters' languid voices and was half way across the wide lawn with its brilliant parterres . ^ Of summer flowers. Poor Richard Al ""lerdyce! only son of the richest banker in Chellowdean, people of good family, but with just that uncertainty of social position which made them afraid of overstepping any boundaries, rather gratified at being on intimate terms T TJ/\nf o r* >V 1 bll XU\Si. Wi U 4.4i_tV4. WV idkUiUHiX/ttV^) he was of divided mind this summer afternoon. He had been greatly ^ taken by that sweet face and slight figure in the Rectoiy pew last Sunday; was sensible of a thrill of more than ^ cfcdLinterest when he met their owner walking home with the good old rector after service, and was introduced to 9^ "Miss Travers,"'while the eyes "like grey stars" were su^renly raised to his; and he had ever since spent alaret er portion of his time than was strictly ^ needful in walking past the Rectory's rose-covered garden gate. But on the other side, his sisters words had certainly struck home. Brought up, as all the Allerdyces were, like hot-house plants, sheltered from every breath of frosty air, it was ? not strange that Richard at five-andtwenty, though a big, burly enough Jroung Englishman to look at, was but ittle of a man in heart or mind. Knowledge of the world had been carefully kept from him, as from his sisters, lest they should learn evil; but their very ignorance had cost them the loss of k power to choose between evil and good ? and had given them weak prejucieeg and conceited opinionativeness, instead of a mind able to discern and prefer the ri^ht Richard's handsome face was overcast as he swung out of the lodge gate . and down the road. Miss Travers a L hospital nurse! certainly it was a shock. Not only did it seem to him unwomanly for a woman to work at all, but infinitely more so to do menial work.' And then the awful thought of what his mother and sisters would say, were they asked to receive a hospital nurse as his future wife! For it had gone as far as ^ 7 that in Richard's susceptible mind, evsn in these three short days. All at once his thoughts broke off as Miss Travers herself, sweet and bright as ^ Via** Woait ^ t?ftco " .-?q rr> Ct rtlit "fVATO W?Cij xu uvt i/iava vu? **v^u the Rectory gate, the great Rectory mastiff pacing behind her. Now Richard's own collie was at. his heels and there was a bitter feud of long standing between those two faithB* ful followers. There was one angry ^ growl, a heavy rush, a thud, and then a brown body" and a Hack rolled together in the dust in a manner suggestive of a do<r s funeral on one side or the other. Richard, who'was actually staggered by the snddenness of it all, pf* coula not for a moment regain his W senses; and when he did it was to find Miss Travers, both hands locked in the hair of Rollo's shaggy neck, pulling him from his foe with all her strength, and calling to "Mr. Allerdyce"' to "take hold of his dog and null him She was being whirled round in a cloud of dust by the frantic waltzsrs before Richard could hardly settle on where to "take hold," but the task was performed for him by a gentleman in tweed knickerbockers, who started out Kggk of the "WTiite Hart," a few yards away, and ran to the rcscue. Between , Miss Travers and himself the combattants were separated, each carrying ' ** #Am ^i*Q/>rnonfc r\f thr> AtK^r^C SaL person; and Miss Travers, flushed, panting, covered" with dust, but looker mg lovelier than Richard had ever jjP@y seen woman look before, sank back against the Rectory wall and tried to At laugh. The stranger lifted his hat, r looking straight at her with a pair of piercing brown eyes. "Excuse me, Miss Travers," he said, in a rather off hand manner, "but that was about as rash a thing as any one could possibly do. The dogs might both have turned on you and bitten you badly." "Thank you, Captain Hardwickc, I had not the least fear," was her only response,given with a little haughtiness; fcud the gentleman, with a nod to Richarw turned and strode away as rapidly ? as he had come. fe "Miss Travers! are you hurt?" Richf ard was able to articulate at last. "You never should have done a thins: like that; Hardwicke was right; it was awfully rash! By the way, you know Hardwicke?" "No, I am not hurt a bit'1 The wonHF derful;grey eye3 were dancing with fun * now. "Don't scold me please: I know | it was a silly thing to do, but I didn't i stop to think. Pray don't look so hor! rilled." "But if you had been bitten!" "Well, I wasn't" And her face ! dimpled with a friendly sruile at his i shocked look. j "But you know Hardwicke?" he pcrI sisted, unable to get over his surprise j in that quarter. "Oh, yes." Her f:ure grew cold in! stantly. "Captain Hardwicke was in j hospital with an accident some months i ago?my hospital. I had chargo of i 1." Uoi'i. oil " A..,I c-t.rt ,\?llft,l j UiiJjL tUUiC, kllvtl, O uu. iiuvt ou ^ |/uixvvt ; a rose so sharply from the hedge, that it fell to pieces in her hand. i "Look hero!'' she laughed, showeri ing the petals on the ground before ; i her, "let us cover over the battlefield j with flowers," and she laughed again. Richard went home more thoughtful i i than ever. Surely ill's woman was a , \ novel thing in his experience of men : and manners. She acted with the ! skill and daring of a man; and yet he ' would rather not think waathis sisters' i faces would be like had they but seen it! Was it actually ladylike? or should she not rather have fled from the scene | of conflict, or screamed and fainted? ; To be sure, she looked as beautiful as : an avenging Amazon; but was it quite { correct conduct for a girl? And Captain Hardwicke's manner, so ^ abrupt i and dictatorial; he seemed to show her j the difference in social position between j a nobleman's nephew and a hospital I nurse. It must have been an awkward meeting, as his sisters had said. And j then a cold shiver came over him as he | thought of Miss Travers introduced as | Mrs. Richard AUerdyce at Belmont Castle, and Captain Hardwicke's stony ; stare of surprise. And yet?and yet? j : she was so beautiful. i j | Nearly three weeks had passed since ! the dog episode, and Richard's courage ' still wavered in the balance. He had I grown to know Miss Travers well in j those three weeks, and to know her ! . well was but to love her better. There ; never was a woman so sweet, so clever, : ! so symparneuc, so oeauuiui?ne was : | certain of that?no woman he more ar- j ; dently longed to have for his own; and j ! yet?"and yet! That terrible strength i ! of character, that profession, that lack i | of pedigree! Only last night, in the ! ! moonlit Rectory garden, he had almost1 I flung all prudence to the winds, she ! j had been so dangerously, fatally sweet J | (she was always especially kind to him) j I but he "eeled back from the gulf just in i time when, she mentioned casually, | j without a change of voice or counte- ; I ?-- I- - J 1 1. ~ I nance, mas sue nau. au uhujc wuv a chemist in Rochester. "A chemist! Shades of my ancestors protect me!" Richard recoiled again as he thought of it, and fancied Hardwicke's looklf he could have" heard her. For Captain 'Hardwicke was still at the "White Hart," and perhaps his presence, and the atmosphere of exalted society about him, had been one of Richard's restraining though unconscious influences. Now as he slowly worked his way up the steepest hill in the neighborhood, on his new tricycle, he was pondering the old question in his mind. Could he take the fatal plunge, or was it too costly? A trim, graceful figure on the road before him, as at last he gained the summit, dx*ove all else to the four winds; $nd in a moment he had overtaken the object of his cogitations, and enmrny tn thfi o-rnnnd besidii her. ^ ~ r> "Mr. Allerdyce!" she said, turning with her own bright look to shake hands; "how like a ghost you stole upon me! Oh, I see, it was a tricycle, and what a beauty! Do let me look at it." And Richard, nothing loth, began to display his new toy?a perfect thing in build and finish?the Ailerdyces' possessions always were the most perfect of their kind. He began to explain it to her, forgetting all about the chemist uncle, but. she interrupted him. "Yes, I know all about them,thanks.-' I see it is a regular bit of perfectionI should so like to try it. May I?" Once more Richard was dumb with ? A surprise. ?cl laujr vu a ??aa as yet ail unheard of tiling in rustic Chellowdean, and it seemed an outrageous idea to him. "I really don't think you could," he faltered. "My sisters never have done such a thing." "Your sisters? oh, perhaps not," with a little smile at the idea. "But I am quite used to tricycles. I ride one whenever ! can get a chance." Further blow tor Richard; but there was no knowing how to refuse her, and so he stood aside. She took her place like one who was thoroughly used to tricycles, and he could not but admit that she aciomea her position. "What a delicious hill to run down," she said with a happy little laugh, as she placed her dainty feet on the treadles. "I really must try it." "Pray, pray don't attempt it!" was Richard's horrified remonstrance, for j the hill stretched down even more ab- [ ruptly than on the side he had ascend- ; ed, and near the bottom there was a sudden sharp turn, with the railway | lino running just below?the nastiest j bit of road !or mij.es around. Perhaps even Agatha Travers would have hesitated to hazard it, had it not been for the consternation in Richard's face. "Mr. Allerdyce, jou are faint-hearted," she said gaily as she started on her downward course?a little more rapidly than she at first had intended, but Richard's new tricycle worked smoothly. His heart stood in his | mouth, as the country folk say, as she I began to glide rapidly off. She turned j her head and flashed back a merry de- | fiance. "My uncle, the chemist at j Rochester, used to say" -Then the J wicked sparkle faded suddenly, and \ she called quick and clear, "Can you ! not stop me, please? The break is I stiff; I can't make it work; it's running j away." Poor Richard of the faint heart! it seemed to die within him. The next second he had darted forward, but it was just one second too late. The check she had been able to put on the heavy machine with the treadles ceased to keep it back, and faster and faster it tore down the perilous road. In all his life to come, Richard will never know any minute so long as that next, while the straight slight figure flying through space seemed to swim before his eyes, and his knees knocked together as he stood. On, on?faster, faster! she managed somehow to cling to the steering han U1C, SUU fk.ecu lilC UliWUlUC 1U j die. of the road; but the mad pace grew j more-desperate. She could never turn j that fatal corner by the railway em- ; bankment; over it she must go. And j it was just then- thai Richard and she both together saw the puff of snowwhite smoke from the lull-side, that ; told them the evening express was out i of the tunnel, and thundering down that very bit of line. It all flashed over Agatha in one rush; would the fall kill her, or ! would it be the train? it must be one or j the other: the next second or two would settle that; and a swift prayer i was on her lips, but what she never quite knew; for even as she breathed it, some one or something in brown tweed knickerbockers hurled itself over the : road-side stile before her, a stout stick ' darted into the flying wheel, and with ! one quick swerve the tricycle crashed j into the ditch, and lay there, a confused mass of spinning spokes and muti; lated tires, while Agatha flew out from ! its midst like a ball, and alighted on a | grassy bank a yard or two away; and i the express rushed past with a wild ! yell on the line just below, and vanishj ed round a sharp curve that matched i the curve above it. Then, and then alone, did Richard's j legs regain their power of motion; and j he set off as fast as they could carry i him to where the little black figure lay. Somehow it took longer to run down that hill than the last, descent would have led one to think; for when Richard, panting and breathless, i reached the scone of the accident, the little black figure, very much out of its usual trim neatness, was seated on the grassy tangle that broke her fall, bus--, lly binding up with her own small; handkerchief a deep gash in the hand' : of the knickerbockered person who ! knelt at her side. It was a very pale i face that looked up at Richard's, with 1 ! the sort of awe that any human crca! turc must wear who has just been lace | ! to face with death; but her great groy i eyes had a wonderful shining light in j them. "The poor tricycle!" she said; "I I am so sorry. Is it very badly hurt?'' ; ; And, in the fervor of his relief and j gladness, Richard could find words for nothing but? "Bother the tricycle!" He was ready enough to say something, however, presently, when he found himself obliged to stop and see its remains decently cared for, while 1 Captain Hardwicke took charge of Miss Travers' return to the Rector}-. She said she was none the worse for her fall, but perhaps she was a little shaken; but Captain Hardwicke kindly offered her his arm. and she took it. Richard hurried alter tnem oeiore Ions:, his whole heart aglow. That awful minute this afternoon had taught him that life without Agatha Travers would seem a poor and worthless thing, were she a factory-girl. He hurried after them, therefore, and camc in sight of the Rectory gate as two hands, one very neatly bandaged, unclasped over it, and a small dark head raised itself swiftly from a brown tweed shoulder, i where it seemed to have been resting. I "Good gracious!" was ail Richard could utter, as Agatha vanished, and i r!ar>tft?n Hardwiftke. lookino- odiouslv i radiant, sauntered toward lnm. "Ah, Alierdyce, old fellow, caught us, have you? Then I may as well tell you all my tremendous good luck at once, and take your congratulations. Perhaps you've heard how Miss Travers' nursing saved my life last year, and when of course I fell in lovo with , her, as who wouldn't? She would have it, it was only gratitude, and refused to let mc make what she called a misalliance, just because there's that brute of a title coming to me some day.' I told her I thought all that rubbish was obsolete, and offered to drop the title altogether if she liked; but nothing would do, and we parted rather out of temper. I heard she was down here, and ran down to see my uncle, hoping ne would taiK ner over, out jl uegau lw think it was no use. And, do you know, I was frantically jealous of you, old fellow! I saw she liked you, and X almost believe you could have cut mo out, early in the day, if you'd had the pluck to try, she was so set against me. JBut to-day has roads it 'all right, and she thinks I've saved her life this time, so werre quits.- Well, old man, am I not the luckiest.man. alive?" . "But?but?:' stammered*fhe wretched Richard,v" 'sdrely her family'-" "She's an .orphan, Oh, J see what you mean; she told mo -she had been shocking you with an uncle who's a a chemist, or a butcher, or. goodness knows what. ,.Bah! I should think the | mere fact of being a hospital nurse was a patent of nobility to any woman. But if my little girl were a beggar-maiden she would still be a real princess. God bless her!" And Richard's groan may have been an assent?Lilian Campbell Davidson in CasseWs Magazine. Bill Arp on "Women. There is no record anywhere in any history of a happy married state where a man bad more than one wife. Lamech had two, but the scriptures say nothing more about him. Adam didn't have but one and Noah one, and they started the bi^iness of peopling the world. Old Father Abraham had one, and when he took another on the sly, old Aunt Sarah got after him and sha j frailed out the second one with a thrash pole and run her off. Jacob had two, and if ever a man deserved two he did; but they didn't get along well, even though they were sisters. Moses didn't have but one. King David had several, but he was curst with 'em, and actual ly committed murder to get one of 'em, | and lived in anguish ever after, for he said "My sin is ever before me." Old Solomon must have had an awful time of it, for he had a thousand, and they kept him so harassed and bedeviled that he flew to his inkstand and wrote that he had found one good man, but a good woman in a thousand he had not found. Of course not How could a woman bs good when she was only a thousandth part of a wife? But Solomon repented of his folly and said it was all vanity, and advised all men to "live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest," and to "beware of strange women." I never think of these surplus wives who are sealed to the Mormons withouta feeling of sadness and pity, for every new one causes the others a pang of shame. They are all in prison ana their dependence is like that of the caged bird that Namely I loots to its Keeper tor iooa, xnere is no escape, for woman is a prond creature and will suffer in silence rather than parade her folly to the world. Did you ever noticc how a woman will suffer and be strong, especially if she has a child or children to keep her company.?''Bill -l/p," in Atlanta Constitution. ? "Cy A iml^inient. A highly respected citizen was ar-1 raigned before court for shooting and killing a friend. The evidence was direct, and after exhaustive arguments had been made, the judge said: "It is cieariy proven that you are guilty, as charged by the indictment." "But I protest my innocence," replied the prisoner.. "The indictment reads that I did shoot and kill the gentleman with powder and a leaden i bullet. This is a mistake. I had no; bullets at the time, so I loaded my gun with powder and a horse-shoe naii." "That, indeed, alters the case," said the judge. Hie indictment saia ouiiet, when it should have said nail You are discharged, sir."?Arkunsaw Trav; cllcr. Stand-And-Deliver Stories"Talking about brave men," stage- j ! robber Marshall said one night in jail, i j "the idea that it takes a man of great : nerve and daring to rob a stajje is a j great mistake. The trouble with the ( 4-U?-. Jo -fl*ATT T?of"Tl^T* | ui una wuuujr xoj wavj | i like to bo robbed, I s:u ss. It's easier'n ! falling oft' a log. Why, a year ago last j winter my pard and I was walking j along the mountain road, not thinking ! | of anything in particular, when along came a couple of tenderfeet in a car-' i riage. Before we could catch our breath I one of them threw up both hands, i knocking the other's hat off, and hol lered, 'For God's sake, don't shoot.' i Well, now, we hadn't any idea of j shooting at all, and didn't know these ! fftlIftrs werr> in those Darts, but when 1 they sort of reminded us of our busi- I | ness by. commencing to unbuckle their < I watches and weasels, .why, we just (took them in charge-of course, and told i / the teriderfeet never,-to -Jet us catch ; them-on that road'again, for it was 'our'n. Th<iy thanked us so warmly -for sparingiheir lives that I felt a little uneasy about it. In fuct, I was half tempted after we'd let them go to fol! ler them up and kill . one or both of j them, for somehow, they gave me the i impression that!hadn't aone my full ! duty." He smiled grimly for a mo ment, and added: "JNow, . "What on earth could I do under such circumstances? I didn't rob those fellers. They made us presents of what they j had. Yet, when they got to Wadsworth, they told the people that* they had an all-day fight with road - agents. "I and my pard have robbed the Sierra Valley stage three times now at the same place. Til tell you how it was done. Pard had a Winchester and i I.had a pair of Colts in my belt; but the job was done every time with an old powder-and-ball pistol that had no load in it. and wouldn't-' have 2rone oil if there had been one, for ! didn't have any caps. Pard would fire his Winchester as close to the ears of the horses as he could without dropping them and I would swing the old blunderbus in the' air and holler. Every time it happened just the same. There was only just my pard and I, but the pajssengcrs would think they could see Some of our men behind every tree. "One feller fainted dead away once. We'd just got them in a row good when thi? fellow's knees commenced to knock .together, and he kept getting out of line. I finally thought I'd "Scare him and the rest of them a little, so 1 hollered, pretending to give orders to the boys hidden behind the rocks and trees: "'Boys, bore a hole in this gentleman with the light overcoat on if he ; moves ;an inch, or any of the rest of them.'I "Just then a big' ;fellcr, the second one from the limber-legged chap, had a chill like, and his teeth came togeth- ; er with such a noise that the .other fel- 1 ler thought somebody was cocking a < rifle, and with a wild whoop he dropped j in a dead faint The rest of them j thought he had been shot dead. They j were too scared to notice that there had 1 been no report of a gun. I "Speaking about weapons, why, I ] have robbed stages up in California < and nvor m Utak ?ny ,, at alL You don't need any. I'll bet a tenner that I can take an old-fashioned tin candlestick and hold up the best stage load that ever came over the mountains."?Reno Letter in the San Francisco Chronicle. Paid in His Own Coin. "I was in Marion county the other day," said a lawyer to a reporter,-"and heard of the death of an old man I had known there, and it recalled a peculiar case of retributive justice in that family "Years ago the old man owned one of the best farms in the country,' and his son assisted him in working it. The son married and had a son. When the grandson was about fifteen years of age his father suggested to the grandfather that as he was growing old and had worked hard all his life, he take things easy and rest the remainder of r his (lays. He asked the old man to deed the farm to him and let him take sole charge of it, with the aid of the grandson. He promised the old farmer a good home and an easy life as long as he lived. The old man finally deeded the property to his son. "No sooner had he obtained the title to the property than the" son began a system of the most heartless treatment of' his father. He compelled him to work harder than he had ever done for. himself, vc-nnld not lot him eat at the family table, and subjected him to all kinds of persecutions. The grandson protested in vain against this treatment of his grandfather and finally the old man left the home that he had made and found an asylum in the county poor house. "After awhile the son got badly in debt, and so anxious was ne to escape payment of his obligations that he made a deed of the farm to his son. Everything moved smoothly'for a time, until one day the farmer gave some in structions that did not agree with his son's ideas and the latter refused to consent to them. The father declared that his wishes should be carried out, and ordered his son to leave the place. ?* - _ j v: IHO SOU, nowever, reminaeu mm buai> he held the title to the farm himself, and that as they could not get along together, the father would have to go, and he did. "After the departure of the father, the son re-established his grandfather in possession of the farm, deeding back everything. The-"old man, however, gave "the farm absolutely to his grandson, who provided^amply for the old man until fie died. The boy's father rrrnr, r\fPnyaA a rtll r>1 ^ T>1 fl /">A >yao vuvivu. t* ju.\si * -VM V*?. but refused to accept anything but the title to it all, and the last heard of him he was working as a farm hand in Wabash township, this county."?Lafayette (hid.) Courier. The Boy Was All Right. A clothing dealer down on Jefferson avenue was dancing around the door of his store in a great rage the other day when an acquaintance halted and asked him the cause of his excitement. "Vhy, dot new poy of mime sells a man a "hat for a dollar dot vhas marked twelve shillings!" "And you lost fifty cents?" "Feefty ccnts! I discharge dot poy so qucek his head doan' haf time to shwim!" In the course of an hour the pedes trian was repassing tne store, ana seeing the man at the door with a smile on his face he asked: "Well, did you discharge- the boy?" "Dot poy vhas all right, ijij! Vhen I comes to inquire into it I (loan' let him go if I haf to pay him more wages. He makes a mistake on price, but when he gifts back der change for a ten dollar bill he gets me rid of all my trade dollars und pieces mit holes in | Tem.' '-<=Detro it Free Press. "r How To Be Beautiful. j/'We are utterly opposed to the delejferious compounds with which the Jacket is flooded, composed of acids, afc^tiic, and white lead, in which "the remedy is worse than the disease." W?j?ould remind you that no object is .attained without some effort, and frequently considerable self denial, and wm"now give you a simple, yet admi- i rtfjje, recipe for a cosmetic withdi- ' Ta^aequal parts of lamb suet and glycemne; melt thoroughly in a porcelain receiver; stir rapidly until almost cold, and? finish by adding a few drops' of attar of rose. Now, as "cleanliness is next to god- , linQps,'! we advise a thorough bath be fore retiring each night, and, as the ( process of bathing seems misunderstood,. we would explain that it is not necessary to be submerged in a large tan? ol.water, but that a basin full of i j this ^juid, with olive oil soap, applied with spbng?" dr flannel from the crown ( of thejiead to the sole of the feet, will ans'wt v* ev&y * purpose-. Begulate the. j temperatu^e^to^suit yoar ~ individual taste^^membenrig' always" to avoid a <\ shocf^. Tue batii siiouid be followed , by brisk bat gentle friction, and now \ that Azores are open and the subject , glowifig and cleanly, let ns apply to the face and visible portion of the neck , a modicum of this salve, the same ] to b$ systematically and thoroughly ( rubbil in, bearing in mind that in } every? case the friction must suit the 1 skin./ In some subjects this is attained ( by gefetily rubbing up or down with the palm of the hand, while again the sur- ] face '^jsorbs more readily from a cir- ] clingy-movement, the object being always'not to grease, but simply to molli- ] fy and soften the cuticle. We give ? you tiese directions for the face, but j will add that the entire body, treated f in th^.same manner, would respond most :genially and heathfully. It is well mown that unction was the regular accompaniment of the bath with the ancients, and it would be well were it remed with us, since it adds suppleness jo the body, removes superfluous skin Scales, rendering the cuticle soft and pliable as in'early youth, in place of the harshness and dryness so frequently complained of in advancing yearsi: . Ne?t in order we would advise careful handling ofthebair, which should be colmbed out.with patience and gen- Lc tlftneas in r>lnc.p. ni tparinrr it out hastilv r and Violently by the roots, resulting in c breaTdlge, injury, and unevenness of ^ fibre^f It should be briskly ana.persist- c ently? Brushed every night before re- f tiring-then loosely braided and coiled t softl^inder a silk nightcap. The very T best preparation, to insure a luxuriant t rcowth "of flossy hair is to be obtained ? By going into the woods where the jj wildrgtape vines grow luxuriantly, j and, at the season of the year in which c the sap commences to flow, tap the a canesa.penknife, collect the pro- c Euse discharge ia bottles. After bath- ^ ing tiieiair in admixture of ammouia e and srAm water, this natural invigora- s tor is to be- thoroughlyrubbed into t*.e v Rcaln once dailv. I have seen the most J~. ^ v luxuriant, thick, glossy, waving hirsute ;rop t "om this simple inocuous appli- f "Worth a Licking. r Some years ago, in Georgia, that band l: of Christians known as Ascensionists were having a grand revival. One day, when the meeting-was in full force, a storm came up, ana a young gentleman who was out hunting with his servant , took refuge in the church door. Being curious to see the service, the two hunters crept up into the gallery, and there hid in a place where they could ^ observe without being observed. "Come, Lord, come, our robes are CnmPL Lord, come.1' cried the , preacher, while all present gave a loud ? "Amen." "Marsa Gabe," whispered Cuffy, .. lifting his hunting horn to his mouth, "let me gib dem jist one toot" "Pat that horn down or I'll break t your head," replied the master, iu a . whisper. J The horn dropped by Cuffy's side, and again.the minister cried: "Come, Lord, come; we are all ready for thy ^ coming. Come, Lord, come." "Do, Marsa Gabe?do jist lemme <rib c '6m jist one little toot," pleaded Cuffy, P wetting his lips and raising the horn. "If you don't drop that horn, Cuffy, j= nil mkiV Ttrifhin <jn r?f vnni" All umu jivu luuum j v _ life," whispered the exasperated mas- 13 ter. p "Blow, Gabriel, blow; we are ready for his coming. Blow, Gabriel, blow," ' pleaded the minister. 1 Cuffy could no longer resist tho ? temptation, and sent a wild peal ring- ? ing from end to end of the church; but ? long before its last echo died away his ? master and himself were tho only occupants of the building. s Ts ready fnr de licking, Marsa ? Gabe," said Cully, sliowing every toottf in his. head, ":>.r I 'clare to gracious ? it's, .worf two lickings to see de way ? common farm cattle- kin git ober de ground wid skeared 'Scensionist be- ? hind 'em."?Editor's Drawer in Harper's for March. ? ? * h Plantation Philosophy. " Men may dig far months an1 fine dat de gol1 ain1 dar, but when de woodpecker digs a hole in de tree, ho alius takes out a worm. * It ain' alius de silent man dat's de a smartes'. Do sheep doan make ez | much fuss ez de dog, but he ain' got ? nigh ez much sense: t- a It takes one good pint in er man tor s show up anuder. Widout de aid o' j good feed de fine blood wouldn't show c nigh so plain in er horso. De edycated fool is was den do one K what ain' edycated, fur de edycated ? one spiles a good piece o' work, whar- a as de onedycated one doan often un'er- ? take a thins what he kain' do. ; ? I One night er town nigger got me ter f go wid him to what he called de opera, e Tole me dat I would heah some mighty t fine singin' dar. I'se monstrous fon' e o' good singin1, an1 I looked forward e ter de 'casion wid de year o' wide open 1 'tention. Wall, arter er while de show y folks come out on de batform an' gun- 'J ter make de cuisest noises dat I ever f heard. "When's da gwinter sing?" I s axed o' de town nigger? "Day's sino;- c in' now," says ze. "is aai wnuu u? n calls er song?" "Yas, hush ur da'll i putyer outer heah." "I'll sabe de gennenuan dat trouble," s'l, an' out I went. Dat mouter been music ter de i: high edycatcd folks, but ef it wuz, den f I doan' want none o' yer high edyca- f tion. Do song whut de nigger sings in v de fiel', an1 He tune what de 'oiaan s humes ter de chile is sweet ter me, an' ef I haster fling dat er side ter enjoy . ^ whut de bis: folks calls music, den I'se ' afraid dat I'll alius be sot down ez er i man whut doan' wanter know nntfyV. j ?Opie P. Bead c i K > / / GEORGE. The Capital in Life of a Little Ark ansas Darkey. Only one more darkey I will take the liberty to introduce, says a correspondent of the Times, and he a small one, before saying good-bye for the present to Hot Snrin2s and Panther Gulch, to continue this little jaunt in the South and West. The black-antitan subject now for the first time presented on any stage, ladies and gentlemen, is named George. Age, 14; size, medium; intelligence, above the average. I met him ono afternoon as I was walking on tbe railway track, a mile or two out of Hot Springs. His color is so light and his features so regular I knew him for some time before I even suspected that he was a colored boy. He asked me how far it was to Malvern, and I told him 23 miles, and asked him whether he intended to walk it. "Do you think I can do it before dark?" he replied. I told him I w^s-sure hfr^eould not, Fat* if. wsa.tViPTt 1 ?Vln*>b ? *Tdottft want to be-on the track ai: ter -dark, you see," said he, "on acP :ount of the panthers. Do you think there's any between here and Maipern?" I told him I had been several miles iown the track, and had not seen any. He told me, when I asked him, that he :ame from Houston, Texas; that Ms mother (a mulatto) lived there, and ;hat his father (a white man) was : lead; that he started out more than a ' ^ear agu vu ius travels wiui a uuiupaiion of his own age, who had Been billed while stealing a ride before they -vere two days out from home; that be ; i ad come to Hot Springs looking for ; something to do, but found nothing; ! ;hat he bad eaten nothing that day, j ind had spent the night out-doors. I i lappened to be just on the point of < noving my quarters, and had a num- i )er of errands to be done, so I offered ] lim a meal or two and a lodging on 1 be -floor by the stove in consideration i >f his being my man Friday till the ] lftYt dav. The following dav was so .s jitter cold I could not turn him out of 1 he house, and he was with me for two < lays, in the- course of which I think i here was- no single minute in which < ome part of the stove was not red-hot i le was a prime fireman, and the land- j ord furnished the wood. At any hour < if the night I happened to awake, 1 Jc'orge was putting fresh hickory logs i in the fire. He could sing, whistle, t lance, and when, he smiled he dis- < losed a double bank of organ keys torn ear to ear. He had not a cent in he world, his clothes, were none too rarm, and the weather was like Mani- j oba?but he was happy as a lark, ^ hough he had no notion what minute e might be invited to "move on." j le was a fine boot-black, a good 3 lothes-brusher, and did errands well ^ nd promptly, always buying things ? heaper at the stores than I could and j 'ringing me back more change than I j xpected. He had been well taught in ^ ome school and answered disdainfully ^ rhen I gave him little conundrums out 5 f the multiplication table. 3 On the third day I had to move, \ hough it was the coldest of the sea- s on, and in the new place I could not ] ako Clcnrsrp. along. When all was t eadytlie glooe" anuSttwaeei- a 6&ueei?t~f"j amp stood on the table. As I was j one with them, I told George he j light take them to the china store, j rhere I had paid 35 cents for them, ( nd that he could keep whatever he ^ ould get for him. He trotted off in a j urry and soon came back indignant. j "What do you think that chap down j here offered me?'1 said he. "Fifteen t ents! He must think I'm a fooL He j rants to sell them over again and j lake 20 cents more on them. But he . ouldn't come it. No, sir-ee. I told I TM ^ 4.^ L 1JH x u cai'rjr cm tu ixxaivuiij i 5 'd sell 'cm for that?and so I will" ( I tried to dissuade him from this no- ( ion, but he was so indignant at the ? m offer he would have carried them t : they had weighed a hundred pounds. r [e wrapped them in a newspaper, ^ ied them up with a string, and sat be ore the fire looking at th?m. There j ay behind the stove a shoe brush and ? box of blacking that had been over- j Doked; likewise on the washstand a ( ake of toilet soap. These treasures I ^ resented to George rather than un- t isten a trunk, and he received them gratefully, putting the shoe brush in c is inner coat pocket, from which the j ;andle protruded some incnes. mo xpressman came, and we parted, * reorge declaring that some day he rould "beat the railroads" to New Tork, and would surely come and see le. 1 see him yet, going whistling own the street, sometimes stopping 2 5 smile, always shivering. Surely no ? oy ever started out to make his for- ( une with so odd a capital?a lamp ( hade and chimney, a shoe bhish, and t cake of soap. If he stumbled before T e reached Malvern and broke his , lassware, I am certain he only smiled f fresh smile and whistled a new tune. E lappy George! Happy all the little j tarvelings of your race! If I owned j Iadis<^i square I would gladly ex- \ hange it for your cheerful smile, your ? right brown eyes, and your sunny ] isposition!?Boston Courier. t ? . ? c xi a iTim 4. There is a doctor in this town who is oo parsimonious to enjoy good health. ? le eats about one square meal a day, t .nd tries to make himself believe he < ;ets two more, but he don't, for break- * ast and supper are merely a sham. I Not contented with starving himself * .nd family he has just hit on a new 1 cheme to starve his horse and yet { aake the poor animal think it is his < wn fault that he don't get fatter. * In the back of the part of the mang- 1 r, where the corn is put, he has set a * quare piece of looking-glass, which he * :eeps brightly polished. He puts in ,bout four ears of corn and of course he poor horse sees the reflection and >races himself for a good square meal, rvndlv imaorimnc that he is i?ettin# s Ight. As lie eats theoorn off tlie cobsi < he fictitious ears also disappear, and 1 ighi cobs appear to his astonished 3 yes. He then wonders how ho can 1 iave gotten away with eight ears and et feel no more weight in his stomach, [his conundrum, added to the light eed, is wearing the poor animal away 1 o fast that if the doctor don't make a 1 hange ere long, he will go around filing his patients on foot?Evans- HU Argus. Spme women who are always yearn- 1 Dg for an "enlarged sphere" are in a 1 air way to have their yearning grati- ' ied. Paris intelligence states that J Fomen will wear expansive hoops next : pringr.?Norristoum Herald A arn-mnn core cvirTT fow msn VlOTTA ^ ;he slightest idea how to hold a baby. , rhis, however, is a mistake. Men ? inow well enough how to hold a baby, j nut they shrewdly pretend they cannot ; earn.?Philadelphia CaU. Music Among the Aztecs. The ancient Mexicans attributed a knowledge of music upon earth to the sorcerer Tezcatlipcca, who brought it from the sun; this myth of origin would indicate that a high degree of importance was attached to the art which solemnized their sacred chants and ceremonies. A desire to produce musical sounds, although harsh to the educated ear of our day, seems to have been natural with the Aztecs. We are told by old historians who have lived among them that in their time "Many of these -- 1 J-Jl 1 r simpiu uiiiiucu uaiuanau9 s^cub wuvrxv days in practicing music and song." Among many of the existing tribes of Mexico and Central America it is their custom when upon a journey to carry flagolets and play at times melodies thereon. Numerous relics exhumed from the burial places of the ancient Mexicans show that they endeavored to make objects by which they were s irrounded emit musical sounds, these may be broadly classified into percussive and , wind instruments. A fine example of this last .named class is a yase 'somer/Lat Horn an in form, and made^ of black 'clay highly polished- It was found near the City of Mexico, and is now exhibited with' the William S. Vanx collection of antiquities in the museum of the Academy of Natural Sciences at Philadelphia. The body is ornamented by grotesque masks, and supported by four gracefully curved feet resembling the tails of serpents. The exterior edge or rim is perforated by small openings, between which and the interior of the vessel there is a broad plane. When covered* by the lips and blown into, these perforations jdeld musical sounds. By olosing one of the eyes in the masks, which are hoiLow and connect by means of air pas-, sages with the interior of the vase and openings upon the plane surface, some approach to a half tone lower than that produced by leaving the hole open can be obtained. The discovery of the musical powers of this vase is interesting, [t had been purchased by an archaeologist. who was attracted by its artistic form and decoration; while enieavoring to clean the eyes and holes in the mask, Which were filled with lirt, he applied his lips to blow there:rom particles of dust which remained, md found to his surprise that they jmitted musical sounds. It is probable that it may have been used by the Sjztecs as a ceremonial vase in the great ;emple at the ancient Pueblo of Mexi;o.?The Continent. The Kinkcad Hills. What are known as the Kinkead Sills, in Jackson County, are being Drought into notico in account of their peculiarities. Their tops form the lighest land in the State. Some six mies from the Mississippi river, near ;heir southern slope, a break occurs :? *-u~ snowing nn appcuraucu as ji uiu uma lad been suddenly forccd apart, forming an outlet for the waters behind ;hem. The only rocks found in this ricinity for miles around are marble, red sandstone, and conglomerate, with i single exception. Near the fissure in ;ho hills, a few reds from a country school house on the farm of Mr, Henry lustin, lies a great slab of gray sandrtnne. The Morplfftftoro Era, of a late late deggrft6y^a^?f?p^ whiflii it Hops lot doubt "i?fa esHMdnd.reuGiQl jpryfiW*1 :oric times." No other rock_of a simi ar description is found Wfflyn a radiusd )f fifty miles. It has a slight pink7 inge, is a level slab in shape of an ob- I ong square, with a surface about 180jj eet square and four feet thick. It lie^ n a dense forest, with old oaks, busff:s, and other hard woods growing near t. The children from the school near >y had played in its neighborhood for ' ears, when they one day found that mder the soil of their play ground lay i huge rock. "Upon removing the ravering of soil, composed wholly of lecayed. leaves which must, have been iges, in accumulating, the face of the ock was found to be covered with hu nan footprints, turkey and coon tracks, vhile in the center and at the north snd are carvings and tracings, evidenty the work of a man. The footprints ire twenty-seven in number, comprisng those of men, women, and chilIren; all are well developed, perfect in orm, and from half to one inch deep, he steps being made in true Indian tyle?straight without the least turn >f the foot, toes open, the big toe showng plainly aside from the others as >erfect as if the work of but yesterlay."?Galesburg Republican. Monster Men. Messrs. Spencer and Ridenomr, who ecently returned from . .icir rich copter discoveries, have told us of a dis>overy Aey made when in the Grand 3anon, which is almost too marvelous o believe. In the basin of the canon, vhich was once on a sand bed, and irobably thousands of years ago a jroad, level plain (but the narrow pasiage way is now hemmed in by walls 1.18 feet high), they came upon an mprint in the rock, denoting a bare 'not with toes, insten and heel as Dlain md unmistakable as the orb of 'day. :t measured twenty-six in length and welve in width. The average depth >f the imprint is four inches, while at ;he ball of the foot it is six inches. The men had only three pack mules ihd prospecting tools with them,- or hey would have taken out the rock :ontaining the foot print, but it is heir intention to return in a few days prepared to perform the work and )ring these evidences of a monster hunan race to the public gaze. An Inlian with the party, when he came up>n the tracks, remarked: "Big Father lere heap years gone." The gentlenen making the discovery are well mown as renable and truthfuL? Peach ? / i -v syi. Springs {Arizona,) {jnampwu. Spelling Reform. "Margery," said Ethelbert, as they sat on opposite ends of the Turkish iivan, why am I like the letter Q?" md a silence fell, broken only by the nelodious cough of Margery's warranted New England throat. "Because, dear," added Ethelbert, "I feel that 1 am useless without U." "I thought." said Margery, "It was aecause ? Q? never ? begins ? kiss^'hey spell it "quiss," now.?Boston Bulletin. An enterprising-looking countryman, rrrlfVl O 4 r\ 11 A? finA KrA/NV nriw a> vi*uu vi uuu ?-??\j\sj*. uvu?y was standing in the doorway of a railway station. A passenger accosted lira, and after admiring the fish remarked?''Going to tale them home for supper, I suppose?" "Not if I can belp it, said the rustic, with a grin. "There be a party of city gents as went fishing from here this mornin'. rhey're 'spected back soon, and I'm sorter lynv round waitin' to save theix feelinV ^... GLEAN ES" GS. | Of 1,012 convicts in North Carolina, ; 894 are negroes. Some of the mummies in the British Museum have false teeth on gold plates. The man in' the'San Francisco Mint who hires the girls rojccts all homely applicants. Fifteen widows of soldiers of the war foi a ~? i:?: ua 101^ living i:uvv iu xui& wuuij, South Carolina. Edward. P. Whaitcs, of Sprin^dale, Conn., aged 84, has married barah Ann * Treadwell, aged 19. A white rainbow, an exceedingly rare phenomenon, was recently witnessed at Conrtenay, France. George and William Elam, brothers, of Morgan county, Kentucky, are covered with scales like alligators. A New York paper says: "Mr. Vanuerbilt's mouth looks like a gash in a TinmnVin n-nA "Rnecoll Qq^o V??ia ? mrvnt.V) like the Mississippi river." It is stated on competent French authority that Irish women have the most beautiful -hands in the world. The. neaEt- 'pettiest eome from r^land. Of 1,500" nflterbetfrof the New York Stock Exchange it is estimated 500 are not worth $500 and have mortgaged their memberships, which are worth $25,000. When a teacher at the Carlisle, Pa., school for Indian youths asked a pupil: "What is the axis of the earth?" he was answered: "A think line on which xi wneeis arounu." A New Haven man received a check for $4 25 from Adam Goodsell to settle a disputed bill- He has found the paper worthless, and now divides the signature into four words. Commenting on the admission of a batch of thirty-five lawyers to the Boston bar, the "Journal of that city remarks: 4'In its present condition law nrocontc afield nnlxr fr-ir s. <rri>ri cl rncrerlp rvuv"~ " ??? -?V ? a too? for the survival of the fittest. In the part of Africa known as Nubia there grojvs a species of acacia that whistles so loudly as to make itself heard for miles away. The stem is hollow, and the action of the wind produces a sound similar to that emitted by a flute. Ten thousand pounds is the daily consumption of tobacco in a Government cigar factory in Spain. Five " thousand women and girls work in the ~ n-r\A rn/*fl>Tto fi"ftrr /^owfQ frsr fl AurVbVl J j A WV* ? V VVM W *V* ? day's work, from8 o'clock in the morning until 7, 8 or 9 o'clock in the evening. A physician in Vienna operated for amaurosis several months ago on a man in his 102d year, and restored his sight, the operation* being the first of the kind on record. More recently the same physician repeated this operation on a man 96 years of age, and with the ^ 6ame success. , , The classes in carpentering which were recently established in a Cleveland public school have proved not to interfere with the regular studies, and the boys have not only developed a taste for hard work, but by their standing show that training the hands is an ? IOAIM V? AM* AVI /\A1 &CLU&1 lldjj ill VUUvi dUUVVi TT VIA. Mr. Beecher says that when hejJutd of the Chinese question in C^flpfua, _/?*^ia some of the newspapers ia^Bed at PHfcer ^fen^e."* ^They said "'it "was a t thing for them that they could get cheap labor. ? or making pets of the brute creation, the English people beat the world. Horses are idolized by both sexes, and next in popular esteem comes the canine race! Everv man of the world t has his sporting dog, and every fashionable woman her favorite pug As for cats, these are so much likea, particularly in London.?London Correspondmce. By the will of the late Stephen Wil? liams, of the Boxbnir division of Boston, tho Hampton Normal School, of Hampton, Va., will receive $20,000; the Eome for Little Wanderers, Boston, $20,000; the Home for Aged Men, $5,- * 000, and the Home for Aged Women, $5,000, the remainder of the estate to be equally divided. between the Boxbury Charitable Society. Congressman Cox, says a printer in the Government office at Washington, prepares the worst copy of any member of the House. He writes on a piece of paper torn from envelopes, newspaper wrappers and other scraps, and then pins the lot together and sends them to the printer. He interwrites and corrects, and sometimes alters his speech entirely before it is printed. The bronze statue of General R. E. Lee, recently cast in New York, is the largest bronze statue ever made in this ? ti. -?4. *o; aaa country, io cusi* ^^*o, v/w, 10 uitwu ??uu a half feet high, and will be dedicated at New Orleans on Washington's Birthday. It represents the General in regulation uniform of the Southern army during the late war, wearing a slouch hat and top boots, and is pronounced an excellent likeness. The Chinese have a peculiar way of determining the future occupation of a male infant. On the first birthday he is seated in a large sieve, with money scales, a foot-measure, a pair of shears, a brass mirror, a pencil, ink and books, an abacus, and similar articles ranged in a circle around him. The article which he handles first is a sure prophecy of the direction in. which his future activities will lie. * An application, purporting to be signed by Cotonel Maurice Pinchover, has been sent to the United States patent office for a patent for an adjustable dog's tail The application claims that all dogs, who, either by nature or accident, are minus a tail, encounter great difficulties in turning sharp corners, as their center gravity is thrown too near the forelegs, and they consequently have to go slow or lose their balance. The proposed tail can be fastened to the stump, and, as the dog turns to the right,.the tail will tend to vie to thpleft. thus enabling WiVIT *vv?* 7 ?: B o him to turn easily and rapidly without losing his equilibrium.?Washington StarT Standing Bear, a Sioux Indian from the Rosebud agency, called on tho Secretary of the Interior a few days ago to inquire whether or not an In- ?^ dian had the right to keep a store. He had opened a shop at the agency, but designing white men had tola him that he had violated the law in doing so. He was much pleased when assured of his right to engage in trade. Secretary Teller^ at his request, had the interview reduced to writing, - so that he ?>. could convince the Indians who might be incredulous in regard to its authenticity. Standing Bear wears a large silver medal given to his grandfather manv vears a?o bv a President. His sod, a pupil of Carlisle, acted as interpreter during the interview. ' * *"32 M ?* 'tM