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WINNSBORO, S. C., WEDNESDAY, FEE^iRY 1884. -'j;.-- " '
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.Ti. IViaitlOfiiil U-pibUUC. |
[Larry Williams.]
As the sun lifted his big red face tip '
over the lake a lurid gleam from his
lusty eye fell directly across the sleep-1
ing face of Mistress Bessie Mcintosh, I
aged 22, a bride of a year, resident of!
Lake View, upening ner eyes in a
rife wild and startled manner she sat np
and looked around her. Her face, |
framed by the raffle of delicate lace |
which encircled the tiny pap, expressed !
wonder, doubt, distress, and finally, j
.confidence.
"Are you there, Fred? Oh, yes. It's ;
. all light; I know now. Oh,I have had
such a dream! And I woke with the
son shining right in my face, i dreamed
I was married to .Consin Chawly, and
he bought me such a lovely white satin j
drees. Isn't that an awfully bad sign?
"What can be going to; happen? And
he came home d-dr-drunk one night,
and the itezt morning he had on a
golden armor, and the visor was studded
with diamonds, and?oh, how it did
blaze, and how magnificent he did look!
And I turned to admire hi .* and tell
. him how much-I 1-loved him, when I
saw lying at his feet a pair of bracelets,
each with a dozen bangles, and each
bangle a great, Immense diamond.
those are for you, Bessie,' he-}
said, and, as I stopped to pick them up,
each diamond Beemed a glittering ser^
v pent, which was reaching up. to embrace
me. Then I woke, so frightened.
~X am ^ing to-get right up and dress,
, ^j^Liiarer, never can sleep again after
sa<&tu3ream."
SoTMt stress Bessie proceeded to put
? iier.words into execution. Two dainty
- white-feet, which Cinderella's slippers
might have encompassed, faced them~~"";jwfeesi-Bpea
the soft rug. A pretty
WKtifa f.Tirew hn/>V . -fVip rmwv
~ .'eomerifitte, and Undine emerged from
- the sea. Her toilet having been ar.
,3 ranged to her entire satisfaction, though
? h wBBSt be said no great pains had been
~ taken, with it>she sat down in an arm.chair.nmch
too large for her, and, in a
j^jbrowsy, yawning way, began to repent
_ . ";s,:of ier iasty conclusion to forego her
- aeewtdmed morning nap.
^ "^Ohk-dear," she . yawned, "how aw:.
!fa23ymrly it is. I don't believe there
. ~is a sotd: astir in the house. But that
r :3t horrid.-dream. iDon'tycu know, Fred,
^r:ltfc^~dresms of white wedding robes
&e9ro?ew3g are always followed by the
death ofr oke of those to be married or
one near ? And what if Cousin
H -aOkiwlyshould die? He has had such
lijet always. Everything seems to
Jic go against him," and she tied and un
i,:: :fied;.ihe kercidef around her neck as
jo fiher'talked. A long silence. "I think
?; ! liear Judith in the kitchen.
'^Bo&aps you had better rise, Fred.
V Wa-caa hare an early breakfast if we
1;w^-'a2sd then a "ride "through the park
-v- before ydu sto into thft -citv.. But if
is happening: to Cousin
C&wly. perhaps we had better forego
. -such-pleasure," she added in a tearful
H^H^Sa^a^afag conoladed4i^xm?^^tJut^
^_A^fiBen; jtt2eep. Going to the window
5**^ the tartteins and gave the
push,, which-sent it to
;to|>:;mth. a whack,, much to her
astonishment, and thereby letting in a
fiood of radianc sunshine. She looked
vei^lovely as she stood there, her
dendeHigtrre enveloped in the sunny
-3 glow. Her red-brown hair had been
- coifed on the very top of her head, and
the bangs had been deftly parted and
h*na?uv3 hn/?Tr of ffiA si^Afl?thfl wholft
classic grace to the small,
.Wellpcased head. She was not thinking
o?*her personal appearance as she
- rtppd there, nor of the fine sunrise at
k. wmch she seemed io be gazing.
"Oh, if he should find out," she
fought, "it would spoil all. Only a
lev more days and there would be no
secrets between us." So, stepping upon
--ft-chair and stretching her arm to its
--- greatest possible length, she grasped
- - the cord and drew the shade gently
down, and, dosing the curtains, she
softly left the room. Left thus alone
- "to sleep, perchance to dream," Mr.
Frederic Mcintosh turned him upon his
uneasy pillow and sought repose. With
s slam of the blind he shut cut the
- ainoti^008 sunbeams that had lain so lovingly
.Xlf>011 Bessie's face, as if to
lighten brighten her troubled sleep.
Cousin Chiles had been a rejected
" suitor of Bessie^'/ 00 he h^A. believed,
upon the of ConsanguiiLity; yet he
" was not positive of
off to Dakota to gi>oy CP "W1"1
country, they said. Twa ^? 111 week
Bessie had dreamed of hi^a and . tad
been unusually excited &ich time. |
Bosh! "What nonsense. Yet; it wa.s
rather queer they had never
heard from him. Come to-think about >
it, Bessie had met some people from
' Dakota at Waukesha. Could it be she
f had heard from him, was corresponding
f with him, and was keeping the guilty
secret? He remembered now that one
evening he came home unexpectedly
andfound her in her dressing-room
: "writing, and she had hastily hidden the
.isheet at his approach and thought he
- v-'Ufcad not noticed. Phew! "What's in a
dream! Never was one yet worth the
sacrifice of a hap after sunrise. And
thus-hctrted tb throw the subject from
-fearnriBd or to account for it ail in a
reasonable and legitimate manner. But
.. .ail*to no purpose. The imp of darkness
was dancing jigs in the chambers
of his brain. Sle^p had^ forsaken the
So afUir^Kti^-egorte -to court the
^od^he^Mterifeyed to arise
? f,ot
.r jaaaag.; irom a
* 3?d
^ ga?e ,a hassoeka send-off
"'" ''^mdSlandedif fifclose proximity t^ a
. .. waste-paper basket, -which in turn laid
itself over on its side and spread out i?s
-^i_gontegts on the carpet. Finally rolling
' \fetoweI in a bsll lio sent it spinning
TrrffiwTftf^*11 n*r>~ gf~ a small plaqne on
- WTivn was ornamem-eu uj ?
^?SKjfrT>y ia Mack and "white/' knovr
and done bj
- ^ytr^y?Atg <rcm^ Trftiv?. This fortunatel}
^ BS03e&rflre? bn.t a tinv vase containing
Idoasfflas, which hac
"g**> ^ small- writing tabl?
flLr^^S.^Stoop^
>4tigHea3tipr"ias[r sy? canghfe.the nptnmed
^i#fidcet, 3i^ wBat does"ho find there;
^^^^p^^^^^^veEded-:the-address, Mr
Gharles Barron; an envelope containing-apart
ol the address, as the writer
.hart ac& neon xrith her hand
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ana bad tried again. Tfien a lettei
head commencing, "Dear Cousin Char- J
ley." Searching carefully through the:
basket he found no other trace of Bessie's
guilt, and folding these up in a
small package he put them safely in
his pocket. He finished his toilet carefully
and sat down by the window tc
tmxiK it ail out. Jtie was qrucKiy interrupted
by a rustle of starched muslins
and the quick patter of slippered feet,
and Bessie came into the room in a
state of wild excitement.
"Oh, Fred, there is a messenger ai!
the door. A messenger. I saw him;
coming. It toust be from Chawly. My j
dream, my dream," and down went the I
tearful face into the depths of a pillow.1
"If it is a messenger of death from
him let us admit him with open arms,'
said Fred.
"Oh, how awfully cruel you are.!
Chawly would never be so crnel tc;
you. I think you really wish he was!
dead," and her tears were quickly dried ;
in the sudden heat of passion. She .
looked at him with amazement. Then :
he took the small package containing!
the proof of her perfidy, and, rising
np in his indignation, stood confronting i
her:
"These small bits of paper tell all I
want to know of yon. It seems thai |
though cousins may not marry, there!
is no reason why they may not keep np \
clandestine correspondence, dream oJ;
each other, and perhaps exchange i
visits.1"
"A telegram," said Judith, through!
.A** cmrorjn' fn*
IUC UW1* AV4 j
for it, and, tearing open the envelope, J
read aloud:
Hcron, D. T., Aug. ?, 1SS3.?I was mar !
ried this 12 znu Congrats will be received.
Charles Barron-, j
"Oh, I am so glad," cried Bessie; and ;
she danced all over the room andi
laughed and cried alternately.
"How that horrid dream dad frighteD
me. It's safely over at last, but I won-j
der why they hastened the day. Bui j
you don't know anything about it Fred.1
' i i.n ? xl. . i.TIi i i
ana now 1 must ten you xae joiuesi
secret. Yon know I met some ladies at j
"Waukesha who had been to Dakota? ;
Mrs. Kimball and her two daughters. |
Well, I found they were acquainted
with Chawly, and it came out that
Chawly and Miss Lois were engaged,
and we had such a nice time about it.
Well, as they were to be married on
our anniversary, I thought I would J
keep it for one of the surprises on that;
day. But it was awful hard to keep.
Now that you know it, you must help
me write the letter of congratulation. I
nave oeen trying, out notmag jl can <.
think of pleases me. What's the mat- i
ter, Fred, you look so queer?"
"That's the bell. Let us go down to
breakfast," was all the consciencestricken
man could say.
Clema and Happy Dutch People.
[Holland Cor. St Louis Republican.]
The truthful record cannot say much
for the taste of the Dutch in their domestic
architecture. The houses are I
lofty and irregular, without lines of.
beauty or advantages usually of loca-1
tion. They are very clean and^are.wiite|
Ill II r ItBTTg^?J1"* WHaamBB
uncozy, rat it is pre eminently wholesome.
The flower gardens are models
of nertness, if featureless as to arrangement.
The cleanliness ofihe people is
not only proverbial but is pnrsued to an
excess that amounts almost to a mania.
One may rest assured of clean linen in
Holland. The houses are washed inside
and out. The chickens are washed,
the goats, cows, ozen, mules and
horses are washed. Everything is
scoured religiously. Vermin are considered
a disgrace. A Dutch housewife on
discovering a cobweb, will not only
remove it, but will scour and scald the
place where she found it and will institute
a hunt for the spider which is not;
remitted until she has the insect's
corpse under the dust- The houses
HUY6 UIg glib JLCbt/cxD uyv/u Mtuouvo
to express the sentiment of their owners.
They are all expressive of content
and full of kernels of philosophy of life.
"Lust en Rust" indicates the pleasure
and repose of the owner, "Mijn Genoejen"
shows his entire satisfaction, ''Mijn
Lust en Leven" indicates that the home
is his pleasure and life, "Builen Zorg"
discloses that the owner is without care :
and "Vrengde bij Vrede" shows that he '
has joy with his place. Some have ;
longer titles with fuller sentiments, i
The whole tone of the country -life |
leaves the impression' that the people j
enjoy this life.
Bowie Knives.
[New York Sun.]
Is the present bowie knife the same
shape as the earlier one?"
"There is not much variation in the. *
shape of the real bowie. Many persons,
call almost any broad bladed hunting
knife a bowie knife. The real bowie '
knife has a 'clip*-point. There is a.;
knife -which has a spear point, and.
which is similar to the bowie knife in "
every other respect. Nine people out'
of ten "will tell you that it is a bowie
knife. Formerly bowie knives had
blades from ten to fifteen inches in,
length, and were two inches broad, and ;
proportionately thick. Now the blades
are often made as short as five inches,
and rarely are longer than twelve
inches. A five-inch bowie blade is one
inch wide and a quarter of an . inch
The bowie-knife has a single
edge. The point is sharp and strong.
The 'clip' extends about one-third the
length of the blade, and gives the knife
aJtricked appearance."
xne Tragedies oT tie Xest[Jofan
Burroaghs in The Century.]
The song birds nearly all build low;
their cradle is not upon the tree top.
It is only birds of prey that fear danger
from below more than from above
Viiorlior VrrAnrVhps for their
VLLHV XCA LUJ-C ?? .
nests. A line five feet from the ground
would run above more than half the
nests, and one ten feet would bound
more than three-fourths of them. It is
only the oriole and the wood pewee
that, as a rule, go higher than this.
The crows and jays and other enemies
of the birds have learned to explore
this belt pretty thoroughly. But the
leaves and protective coloring of most
A_ rtam aa offiv+nttllv Tlf?
UeSl?> VOi-UO uuoiu ? j y
doubt, as they do the professional
oologist.
Their Petting Propensities.
The New York Journal has been ascertaining
the petting propensities of a
number of leading actresses, from
which it is learned that Mrs. McKee
Rankin's favorite is a Mexican dog, Ada
Gilman's a squirrel, Agnes Elliott's a
monkey, Mme., Ponisi's a cat called
Methusalem, Agnes Booth's a parrot,
Alma Stuart Stanley s a aog, given mj
her in California; Ada Dyas cultivates
white mice, Rose CogHan divides her
affection between a png and a Skye
terrier, Fanny Davenport keeps fish in
an aquarium, Alice Harrison inclines
to numerous dogs, Ettie Henderson
dotes on poultry, Marv Anderson has a
passion for flowers ana curious shrubs,
and Sarah Jewett has no pet but herself.
\
I True Dramatic Art.
{Xabouehere in London Troth.]
Art cqnpfts in eonce^ng art. Ni
great" actpr or actress tfcat ever livec
| was resSy natural, al though mar I
; have pretended'that they were. If s;
girl on a stage approaches a precipice:
of cardboard, over which she is to b<
burled on to a confts&ed^feaiher bed
she may portray the.' emotion, of fear,
but she cannot really feel it. If she h
imploring some one to save her life |
with whom she knows .that she will b< i
gossiping five minutes later, she car;
not herself imagine that her life is ir |
danger. In both cases she must simu ;
late, and she is a good or bad actress
in proportion as she does this effect j
ively. Tragic intensity is nothing mor<
J.1 XV i* i.
til ail i/JLlt; pcjciwtxvil U1 ttJL U.
I remember once being behind tht
scenes in a. theatre while Bachel was
thrilling an audience before the curtain
When she came off she -was perfectly
- cool and collected. I asked her whethei
she really had felt what she had beor
portraying. Her reply was to parodj
the scene. That Miss Anderson mighi i
with advantage thro-w a little more in- j
tensity into some of her scenes is true j
but to expect her really to believe thai:
she is in the power of a savage, or thai j
her father is about to be enslaved, h j
simply to ask her to be a.fool.
"Tiie 'sensibility that Talma says
is the basis of true acting is nothing
more than a nervous organizatior
which enables its possessor t<
simulate sensibility at will. Talma wai
supposed to excel himself by the wa}
in -which he pronounced the words Tie
might have died.' Now, evidently, h<
had studied how to say them, and hov
to look when he did say them; and h<
certainly never imagined that he wai
actually the stern father in whose
mouth the words are placed; if he *hao"
V? a rvrrtTroWrr tttatiI/? Katro f}>oty
most ineffectively. Full allowance mus
be made on the stage for what may b<
called 'stage perspective.' Nothing ii
more erroneous than to suppose thai
'natural' acting is natural. An artist
doing precisely on the stage what in t
like situation would be done off it woulc j
look ridiculous, except in 'tea quj
comedy.'"
JLUC VI IHUC19 VI I.UC> V/
[New York Journal.]
Prof. H. J. Rice, employed to attend
to experiments in fish-hatching, said
addressing a reporter: "I will sho-vs
yon the proboscis of an oyster, something
rarely seen except by scientists
experimenting lite myself. You see
in this little bowl of water something
that looks like a piece of thin scale;
with a fragment of substance to it, all
the size of a lady's finger-nail; well,
that's an infant oyster, about a month
old. I will now place it under the miRronfionft.
and von will then discover the
proboscis."
In a moment the professor had adjusted
the lens, and the reporter looked.
He at once drew back in horror, and
grasped for the table. The professor
smiled.. Through the tubes of the mithere
rose a great!atrpemme coll wuma
swayed hither and thither as if searching
for a victim.
"We are not certain of the functions
of the proboscis yet, but think that,
lite an eiepnant s trunK, ia mauo use
of to catch and pass the food to the
month. When the oyster is five months
old it loses its proboscis; :that is, it is
absorbed and becomes part of the lips."
"I have counted the pulsations of the
heart," said the professor, "and it ran
from thirty-five to fifty a minute; that
of a full-grown oyster does not beat so
fast. I will now show you its tentacles."
Again the lens was adjusted and the
monster examined, and from its sides
stretched away out into the sea were a
number of long arms, but without
hands or fingersTandtfhe monster kept
stretching them ouVand pulling them
in.
The Chinese In Ore son.
[Portland Cdr. Baltimore American.] ^
We all made another visit among the
Chinese quarters, and found that afcHeYillard
party had almost depleted their
stock of curios, leaving for us a lot;. o|,
dried meats, fish, and such uninviting!; f
and unsavory things. These Uhmesa
shops are to me .great curiosities, as are
the Chinamen who conduct them. Zou ?
often~see -the finest of Chinese goods,'.,
like silks and crepes and a general as-.,
sortment of the costliest articles, mixed
up with a. butcher shop and a vegetable-;
store. When you go in to buy you-are
at once-surrounded by ten or a dozen
of.the Celestials, who chatter like magpies,
and seem to be engaged in consultation
as to who you are, or whether
.they will allow you to purchase their .
goods or not. When a bargain/air'
struck they all seem to be. delighted?-'
and a peculiarly child-like and bland'-,
expression covers - their'idiotic-looking.'
faces that resembles a streak of sun-..,
" ^ * 1- A - LL _
atnne over tne snaxe river at Ainswonn .
station. They are very honest in their
dealings, and one 'Chinaman ran six
squares to give me . a.bundle I had left
TbeTund. " "*
Taxins Baelielors. * j
[Cincinnati Ikiqairer.] " > r The
colonists in America were not
slow in adopting measures of taxihg,
bachelors, for in 1695'the local anthoritiesof
Eastham, in Massachusetts^
voted that every unmarried man ia-ihe ;
township shonld kill six blackbirds-or-:
three crows yearly while he remained; single,
and that as a penalty fo^not/obeying
the order he shonld not get *
mam'pd nntil hA had destroyed- the
requisite number in area. In 1856 i
the assembly of Maryland laid a.-tax ;
of 5 shillings a year upon all bachelors .
above 25 years of age who were possessed
of $500, and of 20 shillings a,
year upon all bachelors >nd widowers
without children who were above that.
sge and possessed of $1,500.
a. strttmanne simoon.
[Cassell's Magazine.]
At the forthcoming international exhibition
of Naples will be exhibited in
action a submarine observatory, or balloon,
which will sink people to the bottom
of the Mediterranean shore waters,
where they can enjoy the natural
aquaria there to be seen. It is a balloon
of steel, with three compartments
?one for the actuating mechanism and
heating bladder, one for the captain,
and one for the passengers, to the number
of eight There are glass windows
for looking out at the fishes, shells and
weeds, and the height of the balloon in
the water is regulated at will by means
of a collapsible bladder. A telephone
connects the balloon, which is captive
and can not float away, with the shore
or a boat above.
rv nat "iff a woman ET called "curiosity"
in a man is grandiloquently magnified
into the "spirit of inquiry."
George "Washington weighed 209
' * At. 1?1^
pounds at tue ciose 01 we revtuuuuu i
ary war, '
Deserted Varaas la Vermont.
[Rutland (Vt) Herald]
Vermont fairs show better butter and
cheese, better cattle and sheep, than
they did forty years ago, but the farmers'
teams do not stand for as good
horse stock as they did then; there are
fever farms we suspect in Vermont;
there are as many deserted farms and
decayed towns in sonthern Vermont
to-day as there ever were in our history;
at least that is the testimony
given ns by a very intelligent farmbred
lawyer who has recently personally
visited the towns that touch either
side of the Green mountains, from the
Massachusetts line to Addison county.
In Stratton, where Webster, in 1840,
addressed the great Whig mass-meetin
f?. the farm honse where Webster
spent the night is a rain and the farm
deserted. In the woodland yon meet
the reins of the old four-foot stone
wall; in Somerset you find in the forest
stone walls and the remains of an old
highway; the decaying abutments of a
former L. idge across the stream are all
that remain of the civilization that was
once represented by a church, a grist
mill and a country store.
The woodland has so encroached
upon tnese deserted tarms tnat; our
friend is confident there is more woodland
to-day in the mountain towns of
Vermont than there has been at any
time during the last forty years. In
the old counties of Bennington, Windham,
Windsor, and Rutland our informant
found, he assures us, plenty of
evidence of deserted farms and decaying
towns aloncr either side of the
mountain range, and these deserted
farms are not being reoccnpied by any
retnrning -wanderer, although, most of
these towns are places of much natural
beauty and attractiveness. Among
these towns are Eeadsboro, Somerset,
Searsburg, Sunderland, Wardsboro,
Jamaica, Peru, Lanagrove, Weston^.
Plymouth, Shaftsbury, Windhall, and;,
several mountain towns in Rutland^
county. Our friend thinks that townstouching
the mountains on either side
have been permanently deserted.
The future of Vermont, if she is to
increase henceforth largely in wealth?.
ana population, iies m manmaccuxes,not
enlarged agriculture, and this Js;
true, not only of Vermont, but of allNew
England. If the railroads would"
only give manufacturers a fair chahoe",
to Hve, they would increase and multi-ply.
The growth of Rutland, of Bel:,*;
lows Falls and of the other places in: _
Vermont that show a large increase nr.;
wealth and population, is due to thee
development and growth of manufae-;;
tures. There is water power enough1.,
wasted in Vermont that, if utilized:-is?'
manufactures, would add a fourth torvnr
nonnla+.irm svnrl wpalf.Ti iri t.wprvf.v.- .
years. But, until the railroads stop"'
nibbing out the manufacturer witlrt
their exorbitant freights, the streams,-!
mil be vexed by no new water-wheels^
nor the sky dimmed by any new .and I'
strange smokes. ??$
"We presume that deserted farms dse f
not so common in the northern half foff
Vermont as in the southern part,
an*, excellent lawyer of jChifctgB&lp
acquaintance, informs tis tbat Hopelessly
mortgaged farms in his county
and section of the state are very common,
and the number of snch mort- .
gaged farms is something of a cine fo
the severity of the average farmer's
fight for a competence in Vermont.
A Idfe-Lons Debauch.
[Philadelphia Times.]
"No, Fm obliged to you, I don't
drink," replied Judge Gibbons, of Lancaster,
in the bar-room of the Girard
house. "I am 63 years old and have
never used tobacco in any form, never
Tio-o-ii Trialf nr smrifcnnns linnors. 1
never have been at a horse race or
attended a circus or a theatre."
"Yours has been an exemplary life,
judge," replied The Times man.
"Well, I don't know that it has,"
continued the judge, sadly. "I am,;
after all, no better than other men; for
the past forty-eight years I have been
Cie i aJyject. slave to one ungovernable
appetite. This indulgence has gained
such absolute control ot me that I can
n ot: exist four or..] five hours -without
gratifying: it. I cBSolye?- and re-resolve
to break it . ofi^Jjut l am weak?
Very weak^and finally yield. I can
not go h^a^ay-without it.. No, I
daren't tE&v^|&ere I can't obtain it.
It is killing., me; ^Twenty years ago I
vdgh^^ap^nndar >:-Now % weigh
120. /-It Hs-.d^rbying jriy life, slowly
i>ut.surely.'iffisTi all die of it." ~
: '-^Whai-fcsEa-does^this, deadly.dissipation
the reporter, in
amaz^men^Trcetoared for an appalling
confessioiu^;^ ..
solemn
*4^y^c3^3ton Globe.]
'i^I^e^rrao^re ceiptSiQl^-iaot in fayor
oL.ihe vies! that .thesis any seri"?ns"kck^T^^pliife
-iHilie middle and
3e^&t^^^?b6la;cf?filxe empire. To
. judge gymnasium,
model oi
)strictne^aiffi^opriety?' -The scholai
is.kept g^rrgtfgr by rat^iramilhe verj
in one
^Othe^^J^Iisli^^^^niere are
mips " his- "attendance al
church be^vio^dcring divine
services^rules showing him-vrhen he is
'ta iiaye fii^cte^ au'd 'when to return
<ft^^em; \mder-wj^p0fetests he maj
- forsake his class, -gad" -with, '.Trhat dilitgene&bemust
-li^e-up-ipr-time lost
during Alness; r^^jknig^his behavior
?to his teaQher.in._and. pntof school
hours^ and a variety of other .irules in;
euleatiiig politeness, 'honesty, truth.,
-earlyrising; etc. r
Relaxation must be indulged: in carefully;
amusement lie cannot have at all
if. it can_ only L~fcaKe\"'the" form ol
' 'theatrical representations harmful tc
?AV.4*w(A**4'rt ^ v
iQQ JULUlttX _OVilCiXLlCAi us* . ..4a(w^Mcioug*;
he must not visit, aaoraausb hesenter the
wine cellar, the. coffee, javern, or the
"confectioner's shop:" He is held tc
cleanliness of person and forbidden tc
smoke tobacco or drink spirits. Long
hair is an abomination with the school
authorities, and if the pupil has unwittingly
encouraged the growth of a
beard, he can only hope to escape
punishment by a timely visit to the
barber's shop. Ornament of. all kinds,
in fact, is forbidden, and so into the
same category with the "unnecessary*
beard are thrust the unnecessary ring,
walking-stick, and eyeglass. Saluting
the emperor when met in the street is
provided for by a very strict regulation,
the observance of which has fallen
into desuetude of late years rathei
* - * i m L iVtAW IftrtTf
owing XO want Ui UppUJTLiXLUtJ mau
of will.
Of course the scholar has a tmiform.
This is indispensable. It teaches the
military idea how to shoot, and it gives
4-IIA VU-lK/tA*
ni/ii^n:u adOldMUiUC i/v vug jn?v
are empowered to enforce the regulations
prohibiting the visits of students
to masquerade balls, wine cellars, and
other objectionablejD&oes of resort, j
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A MARYLANDCSTAT&
i
How the Xezroes Were Provided for
Their Allowance of- Food and
CInthinsr.
Pred Douglass, in his autobiography,
thus-describes the management of a i
! maryiana estate, in ice times 01 slavery:
j ^?e men and the women slaves on.,
j Col. Lloyd's farm received as their
! monthly allowance of food eight ponnds
| of pickled pork or their equivalent in
i fish. The pork was often tainted and
I the fish was of the poorest quality?
j herrings?which would bring very little '
I if offered for sale at any northern
I market. With their pork or fish they i
had one bushel of Indian meal, unbolted,
of ^hich about 15 per cent, was fit only
to , feed pigs. With . tins one
potftd of salt was given, and' this was
the'entire monthly allowance of a fuHj
gro|ra slave, working constantly in tlw ,
i op<?. field -from morning till night r
i eve4y day in the month except Sunday,
I and living on a fraction more than- a-i
quarter of a pound of meat per day and:
less than a peck of corn meal per week.
; The yearly allowance of clothing con|
sistfced of two tow-linen shirts, such as
| the coarest crasli towels are made of;
two. pairs of trousers, one for summer
aha one for winter; one winter jacket,
one pair of yarn stockings, and only
one pair of shoes. The slave's entire i
apparel could Dot have cost more than
S&ayear.
- .^The little boys and girls were nearly
aS in a state of perfect nudity. A- ;
coarse blanket, such as cover horses,
,was.their only bed. The little children
stack themselves in holes and comers
about the quarters, often in the corner
of the huge chimneys, with their feet'in
oaliM IT-/-?/-> TV- fhow WATW MrtSPO
W^y WV IT U&AUl ii*ViW
s?&. we^ whipped1 for oversleeping
t^^ioxL2^y_otheri3ttlt' Neither age
nogaj^^aTOrl TKe overseer
stood at &eiqn&ttier-door armed with the
sjisxik andcowskin,ready to whip any who
3?Sjfradfew~ mraates^hand time. Yonng
mothers - who worked in the field
."^rerjcompeiled to take!-their children :
^th^hfimj^d to' ieave^ them in the 4
^ the fence to -prevent loss of
time Jinnrsing; them, But in the great
hanse of Gol.-Lloydthe'tablegroaned '
imfer '.3^ 3 'Wood-bought :
JaESXori^i'r-gathLeredV with .painstaking
'ao^5K^ro%t^7-:~^ieids, for- 1
tribn- 1
H^4hera r ;Fifteen; servants -waited on 1
the- erroaniiirifaTDle^ some/ armed with
.f&BB io cbdl~*fh& :h^^:jbrcrwa of the 1
a&basfcer- ladies 'thereJ Splendid
c^Ses v&re in the stable, ..beside gigs, '
p^tosj barotujbes^ salkies and sleighs, 3
clye^mpnntecE harness - and -thirty-five 1
W&JkarBes."'
* : I
A Banter's JETamily Traveling Coach. j
?V "V ~ *?Gi?<?gOrTimesj . (
jf. Acoachin winch a banker of Penn- 1
(ylrania is traveling-with his family is i
Seiscribed as SqHows: The ontside has j
seats' for'.three in. front and two back; <
two large lamps are on each side of the t
front seat, and one large headlight is .<
.on &e dashboard. ' Sere also are a <
flockiian ax, ai:k^e; a:pi?tol a'nd other <
willow trunk, immediately back of
nrHiVli _ t.liA font,, camn chairs and
blankets are stored. - Undsr the back
step is a place for another large willow
trunk, hanging behind which is a stepladder
to be used by ladies when taking
seats on the outside of the coach. In
side the boot all kinds of cooking utensils
are packed. On the side of the
coach are willow cases for canes, umbrellas,
fishing rods and guns. Inside
are two roomy seats facing each other,
accommodating six persons. In the
cushions of the doors are map pockets,
and on the cushioned wall.0 hang a thermometer,
a barometer, a ipass, a
1 ' -'-tl 1 J w
CiOCS, QigUb umip auu luiiKiu uuu
near the top are racks filled with note
paper and envelopes. The vehicle
weighs only 1,370 pounds, and the reins
are handled by the owner, who generally
makes from twenty-five to forty miles
daily. The party go into camp at 12
o'clock. The horses are then picketed
and the camp fire is kindled.
How a Pis 9ade a President.
[Boston Globe.]
Abont this time in knots about the
sunny corners and around depots and
hotels, when political stories are in
order, you will occasionally hear some
old stager remark that "a pig once
made Andrew Jackson president." It
was never my fortune to meet one who
could remember lio-w it came about, but :
in a copy of The American Traveler for
December 19, 1828, being volume IV.,
No. 50,1 find all the particulars, which
I copy for the benefit of the Society for
the Perpetuation of Old Stories.
It appears that away back in tne eariy 1
dawn of the nineteenth century, in the 1
town of Cranston, 11. L, Mr. Somebody's
pig smelt, a cabbage in a neighbor's
garden?Le rooted through' the
fence and demoralized said garden?the ,
garden owner sued tho pig's proprie- (
tor?James Burrill was the prosecuting .
attorney?the prosecuting attorney
was a candidate for the United States J
senate?the senator was chosen by the 1
state legislature?in that body there i
was a tie, occasioned by the absence of .
one of ?5urnil's party, who stayed away
on account of the lawsuit aforesaid? (
the said tie was unravelled by the casing
vote of the speaker in favor of Bur- *
rill's opponent, Jeremiah B. Howell?
Jeremiah voted for the war whicli James
would not have done?the war was made
by a-majority of one in the national
senate?the war made Gen. Jackson
popular?that popularity gave Jackson
the presidency.
The landlord's Verdict.
[Cincinnati Enquirer. ]
Actors are proverbially interested in
the criticisims utteredfipon their performances.
An amusing-story in. regard
to this is told of the elder Mathews,
who upon one occasion played "Rich- ;
mond" to a friend's "Richard m,"and,
as they were both good fencers, they
the ficrht at the end with uncom
-Q ^
mon vigor, and prolonged it somewhat
unnecessarily.
After the performance the two stars
lighted each other to their inn,in the hope
of liberal applause from the landlord,
to whom they had presented a ticket.
But, though thus handsomely treated,
their host sat silent, and even when invited
to join them in a glass and smoke,
he maintained the same attitude of absolute
quiet, till at length, finding that
every circuitous approach to the subject
was hopeless, Mathews attacked him
with the direct question. "Bray," said
he, "how did you like our acting?"
This question so.put was not to be evaded.
The landlord looted perplexed, ms eyes
sought the ground. He at length slowly
took his pipe from his mouth, drained
his glass, went to the fireplace and
deliberately knocked the ashes out of
his pipe, then, looking at the expectants
for a moment, he exclaimed, in a
deep, but hasty tone of voice, "Darned
goed j&gbfo^Aieft.tkaroonu
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LIFE.
[JamesLogie Robertson.]
O fair is life, as foam bells on the wave; i
Yet frail as fair, as fragile as the bell:
A little while to flourish and look well,
And a long while to molder in the grave!
The beauty born of flesh what, what can
save?
. The lion's eye, tie leopard's glossy fell,
The visionary grace of the gazelle,
Life at its loveliest?gracefulyDrfn far t, brave!
The land has. bubbles as the wafer has,
And these-are thraa.- Com? the natal
baart ? -i'v-'.-.-M ! 'iitt
Taey iignten m toe sun; -conies late, toeypasa
- - Alter a little, little leasftof power?
Heedlessly "o'er them nuis the feeble frrass,
And all .their monnment'-s an alien flower.
' ? .--UlliU V ? ^ ? -.? >-"I ... . *. A '
:-THE*MA<IOR'S?NEEZE. i .
~r ?*? r -> - . ' ' : How
a Famous "Three-Times-Three*'
Averted a Mllitaw DJsawtot.
[Inter Ocean "Cmi^i^Ci^onsr',3 " ;
The sneeze was .one. o?; the: .ol?-fashion^./whoopee-oc^wlioop,'
lEfe^tiiBte3three
order, and as the stalwaxfrsttanger.
gave himself aip to the;-^rfonnance
very much, as a frisky horse Would lot
himself loose; in a friciring . exploit,
the hackmen and the people generally
gathered about in smiling encourage-,
ment.' As the sneezer rightedhimsetf.
after the- storm,;and was -wiping his face,
with his handkerchief. I was stfr-'
prised to see my friend, the captain, step
forward \?ith eagerrspryness, and hear
him shont, "with the joyfulness of !a man
who had made a discovery," <^Why, how
do you do, major V
The two men clutched each other and
shook each other by the hands ;and the
shoulders, and finally made me understand
that they hadnt seen one another
for . nineteen years. . The major had,
changed greatly, and he asked, in be-'
wilderment, how the captain knew him.
"By your sneeze," was the. answer.
"There is no other sneeze like that in
this country, you know. And when I
heard it ring out, I remembered that
time at Guyandotte, you know,-and I
knew Major Mitchell was before me."
I Then turning to me the captain said:
"Thst was. our first scouting expedition
early in the war. We landed in^the
evening to look up some guerrillas who
had made a dash that day to the steamboat
landing. The regiment divided,
and the men went scampering over the
country in gleeful recklessness. Soon
it became very dark, and both battalions j
lost .their way. Moving forward in line, j
one battalion came suddenly on a oodj
of troops formed to receive them, with
skirmishers out. Neither officers nor
men were clear as to what the regulations
called for in such a case, and there
was a hurried, excited conference. The
fcroops might be our own men. hut they
ignored every challenge, and we knew
that they, like ourselves, were ready to
Eire. There was a minute of terrible
suspense, everybody excited, everybody
U1 UASlllSI/* OUUWMUJ vuww A
3nt from the ghostly Iirie in the distance
she major's double-shotted sneeze. It
sras like the ringing of a joyfal knell,
md in our relief both battalions fairly .
lanced as roar after joar of laughter
succeeded the sneeze.-: _ It "was a narrow
jscape from a mistake too common then,
5f one Union regiment poaringa mar-,
lerons fire into another. The major's
sneeze saved us,-dont you see?*
Although the Webster; Spelling-Book
is not so common in the New England
rad middle states as it was thirty years
igo, and in many places has entirely
disappeared, the trade in it does not
ibate. As long ago as 1847 the claim
3n tiie cover was "one million copies
ire annually sold," and precisely the
same claim is made by its publishers
to-day. But the great bulk of the edition
now, I think, goes to the south, and
yest. The aggregated sales from the
beginningof its. publication down to
late, amount to the astonishing number
af 75,000,000 million copies.
The hundredth birth-year of a school
book, still in successful life, is not an
ordinary affair. But this year the
friends of Webster's Spelling-Book can
celebrate that anniversary. Few among
those that are now happening are more
ivortby of honor.
But what pleasant memories remain
troll those who long ago studied Webjter's
Spelling-Book! The'very pages
ii their precise form are pictured for
as on indelible tablets. It was a great
n-iumph when the young student got to
'Baker," for it was* the first step away
irom monosyllables. But it seemed
[ike a long road to him before he would
jet to "immateriality'' and "incomprehensibility."
How or when he was to
it ineomt>rehensible enough
then. Those who, in beginning to read,
liscovered that "She fed the old hen,"
' Ann can hem my cap," "Fixe will burn
svood and coal," "A tiger -will kill and
jat a man," and other similar facts, little
thought that in all after life nothing
they might learn would ever seem so
touching and significant.
Pueblos Thrashing; Wheat.
[Cor. Inter Ocean.]
In one or two places ^he thrashing of
svheat was going on by driving a band '
Df horse3 around an inclosed ring into
which the wheat had been, thrown; and
it other places men were tossing over
the grain and throwing it into the air,
to let the wind blow ;the chaff away.
This is the only manner of thrashing
which the Taos valley dwellers practice.
The process is slow, bnt time does not
enter into the calculation of these people.
\
Identifying a Sins.
[Chicago Tribune.]
The following incident is reported by
the Belgian newspapers as having occurred
at the recent Ostend horse races.
King Leopold, who was present at the
races, was talking to some gentlemen
of his suite, when an English gentleman
and lady passed by. The lady, pulling
her husband's sleeve,rwhispered, "The
king," and the Englishman calmly confronted
the Belgian monarch, slowly
produced a number of coins from hi?
pocket, from which he selected a Belgian
franc piece for the purpose of veri
fying the truth of his wife's statement
After a long and minute comparison
between the impression on the coin and
the original, the Briton called out, with .
evident satisfaction, "Oh, yes, it is the
king!" Sing Leopold, who had
watched the scene, was highly amused
at the process of identification Church
Property in Gin Palaces.
[Demorest's Jfonthly.]
Canon Wilberforce is calling the attention
of the people of England to the
*rtTTAT>n oa .nrKii/?Ti fho TCsfcahlislied I
gicavi A o * v/uuv^ ??? ?. j
church derives from its gin palaces,
beer houses and even more disreputable
establishments. Of course, "the dignitaries
of the Episcopal church did- not
originally invest in this kind of property,
but in the leases they negotiated
for long terms of years, the houses were
sub-let for disreputable purposes. A
recent investigation shows, however,
that a very large portion of the revenue
r\t the rhnrfth comes from these unhal
lowed resources. The agitation of this
matter, will'hasten the. day when there
will be a separation of chnrch and state
in Entzlandf
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SECOND-HAND SCHOOL BOOKSDealers
Who Sell to Sew Generations
tlte' Books That Others Have
Used. i';. ~ - '+ INew
York San.]
:<rThe trade in secondhand school
books, through a recent indnstrji" said
a cieaier, nas grown into consiaerame
proportions, and to-day there is not an
important city or village ia the country
which has not ^'dealer in secondhand
sehool books.- Here is -my last
catalogue Andpnce4&t,- which will give
you some idea of fee'-' Tuagtiitude of fee
business;** '1 " ' * -i- '
The eaialogue^-ceatained a list of
mora than thirty.tJioupajBd. text-books,
mostly. :standard -works, all listed at
. aljout'one-h^K publisKer^' prices. I
""Where doyou-gef foot books?? the
; Reporter asked:e*s! t -taw ' t>'.
r;4? There.are apauy- soirees. -Publish.^'frequenJfly,
introduce". their . books
into schoolsi>y taking^"ihe. textbooks
already ig-ttse; and :?nowmg sometmng
fortbem." -We could formerly get these
books lor a little advance . on: Jasper
dealers' prices, but many publishers
- now guard" against this by having chopr
' ping-blOcks and cleavers'in their1estal>
lishments and.chopping each book'in
two! crosswise. : There is no way.
in wnicn sncn a dook can oe maae
salable. Tlie old plan of tearing ;off
covers was no. safeguard, since'iwe.can
recover school books of medium size for
twelve cents per hundred- We. get a
great many books, most of -which are
unused, from teachers in district
schools, to whom they are mailed by
the publishers. But of course a-majority
of the books come from the
pupils themselves, who are glad to part
with them, an old school book, having
no value to most of,' them- THeaa -we
<re>t. an irrmpnsA rmrnhpr-frriTn tTiP<rinalTpr i
dealers in other parte of the-; country.
Our larger. -. -New- York 'houses
have men constantly out-for that j purpose.
It may be that a second-hand;
dealer ih Omaha will be the man to
supply me with the particular text
books I need to complete my. stock.
Publishers, try to meet our competition
by constantly changing' their editions. /
But these changes react again', both
teachers and pupils in many schoola
beinsr oi)T>osed to the chancres and ad
Tiering to the old editionsThe only
text-book, which is not much changed
with each new edition is 'Webster's
Spelling-book,'of which a million copies
a year are pnblished, and which , has
been changed in no important respect
SIH CO 7as first published in 1800.
Yon can bny one of the latest edition
for 5 cents, bnt one of the first would
be worth more than $5. Five years is
the average life of a school book.
After that time the editions have so
much changed that the boot is valueless.
"
Boles Tor Rfdtng.
[Bob Bardette.]
In mounting, face the near side of
the horse. The near side is the side
nearest yourself.; If you stand on the
right side of the horse, which is the
wrong side, when you mount' you will
face the cropper. Then everybody will
know your name is .Tohan Got!ieb?rni
three times, and jump over the horse's
ears. You" will light somewhere on his
neck, and yon will have plenty of time
to adjustyourself while the horse is
running away.
Another method of mounting, largely
practiced by youug gentlemen from the
city, is to balance yourself on one foot
on the fence, and point the other leg at
the horse, in the general direction of
the saddle, saying "whoa" all the time.
The horse, after this gesture has been
repeated a few times, backs away, pulls
the alleged rider off the fence, and
walks up and down the lane with him
at? Timid crftllnt). This eivesthe rider.
in- about ten minutes, all the exercise
he wants for a -week. If by some miracle
you manage to get into the saddle,
hold on with both hands and say "whoa."
The faster the horse goes the tighter
you must hold on, and the londer you
must "holler."
If you are from New York or Philadelphia,
you will shorten the stirrups
until your knees are on a level with
your chin. Then as you ride you will
rise to your feet and stand in the attitude
of a man peering over a fence to
look for his dog, and then suddenly
fail in the saddle like a man who has
* * i mi ji
stepped on a oanana peei. xxiis is rue
English school. It is hard on the horse
but is considered very graceful. A man
can not wear false teeth, however, and
ride in this manner.
Bismarck's Superstition.
[Chicago Herald.]
Many distinguished persons in all
ages have suffered from the influences of
superstition. Of living men, Prince
Bismarck is cited as an example of its
force. He will never commence an
undertaking on Friday, nor sign any
important document on that day. He
hesitated to accept the title of count
because there had been great mortality
among the counts in Pomerania. He is
said to have predicted the month, the
day and even the hour of his own death.
He is very greatly interested in astrol
ogy, and has been known to commend
those who get their hair cut at the
wane of the moon, although, as this is
a very common German superstition,
he is scarcely answerable for it.
A Carious Flower.
[Chicago Herald.]
3>. M. Taylor, of Indianapolis, has
succeeded, after fifteen years' constant
effort, in producing a bloom on the
Damperil or Australia glory pea, a
great curiosity in the horticultural
kingdom The. flower is of striking
beauty, the petals forming an outline
01 tile uummi ucu siumuuxiiicu uj a
helmet. The leaves of the plant fold
tip at night like those of the sensitive
plant. It grows in dry sand, the least
moisture applied to either leaves or
root being fatal.
Worse and Worse.
The Boston Globe thinks it time to
call a halt on the Anglomaniacs who
a e substituting English terms for the
American names used to designate
United States money. It is bad enough
to hear a nickle called a "tuppeneehapenny,"
but when it comes t -> calling a
note un vmn." ifs enonrii to make
the eafcle stretch his neck and scream.
Cunnias Conjurors.
[Chicago Times.]
The performances by the Davenport
brothers and other spirits are clumsy
compared with the acts of the far northwest
Indians. The conjurors are legion
that will permit themselves to be
bound, not merely hand and foot, but
the whole bodv swathed with thon??s.
withes, ropes and rawhides, and afterward
tied up in a net, and then release
themselves almost instantly on* being
placed in a little "medicine lodge" of
skins, constructed for the purpose, the
bonds being thrown out through an
opening in the top, without a knot being
apparently disturbed
| A PLAYED-OUT AMERICANISM.
i '
The Danger Invited by the Independence/}*
the&elf-Beliant Amett*
can HrL
[Chicago Herald.]
The frequency with which violence
is auw auue WJ ^uung w?nu?u m nn.i
conntry suggests the idea that one
Americanism-lias been carried too far.
Europeans whoriave made a study ot
oar social customs havebeen impressed
. with, and not a little astonished by the ,
independence,' fearlessness^ and selfreliance
of the American]'girl in the
: homei on the street, on ears or steam*
boats, in parks, at places of arnnse*
ment, on lonely country roads,
and, in^short,. in ..nearly every walk oi
life, day or night, she maybe found
sotoetifiies in company, but * often with-cot;
When 'strangers have expressed
their Amazement at the freedom granted
the young t -women, and' their wondez
that harm was..not, done them,?r.tfc9l
"feeyf were not misled/tbe answer has*
usually been that the American grri
was smart enough to taie oare of herself,
andthatthere wasnoimpropriety.
and certainly no danger, in her enjoying
the companionship of iter friends oi
_*X1 1.1 _T 5 ,
earner sex nnwatenea. *
This boast'does not hold goodinthes*
' days. The daily record of murders, assaults,
elopements, and so-called abductions
shows that advantage has bees
taken of the custom -which throw? young
girls entirely upon their own resources
long before their arrival at-womanhood.
Many a young woman over whose dead
. V\/\i^Tr o r\$ cni/vi^o lias
been passed has owed her destruction
to chance acquaintances formed
unknown to her parents ai
times when, obeying the un nrritten
law.of- the country, she hag -
been "off by herself." Ptobably nc
one will deny that, if the social custom*
of Fmgtond had been in force in-this
country,-Jennie Cramer would yet te
.Olive. Zoe Watkins, :of St. Louis
would-not have gone downto shame
.and -death; Miss ."Churchill's parents
wouldnot be scouring the country foi
her in vain, and Rose Ambler would
not have died by a murderer's hand or
the backs of the Raven stream if, following
the -salutary example of Euro'
pean society,, their parents had exercised
becomingcare and watchfnlnesg
over themr" "c:~
These oft-repeated tragedies, mosl
of them" deeply mysterious, can be ^
laid to the American habit of throwing
the responsibilities of a man on the
shoulders of young, weak, and inexperienced
girls. In the light of these
frightful crimes we can no longei
afford to smile as of old at the alleged
prudery of English society. It maj
be irksome ,at times, but it preserves
the young and fair from murder and s
fate even worse.
jsnslisli Art Progress.
[Jos. nation 111 tiarpers?aiagazme.j
Art schools have sprung np all over
the land; Lambeth-has competed with
Worcester, and both with the great potteries
of the continent; Durham and
Kidderminster have vied with the carpet
looms of Brussels and the hand-weavers
of Persia and Turkey; Birmingham and
imu-1 iljulli.
Manchester, Bradford-and Belfast have _
consulted the best schools of design
and color for their textile fabrics; the
illustrated newspapers have given the v
cottage and the nursery artistic
substitutes for poor German prints;
famous draughtsmen have adorned, the
fairy tales and fables of youthful literature
. with characteristic forms of
beauty; the painter has left his garret
among the London chimney-pots; and
once more English architects and build
ers are erecting ?ingiiatiiioasesjn winch
all that was useful and" picturesque in
the "Old Kensington" and "Queen
Anne" styles <is restored and adapted
to our greater knowledge and better
sanitary skill, and ^ more or less idealized
through theiimpulse of the reaction
that has set in against whitewashing
church-wardens and the other Goths
and Vandals of the interregnum now
happily at an end.
A Sew Industry.
[Texas Sittings.]
"Let's go out and take a drink?"
"Well,?er?you see, I can't leave
just now?not, anyway, until the affair - _
breaks up."
"What's the reason you can't leave
before the thing winds up; got a lady
hero?" i, .
"No, I haven't got any lady, but?er
?you see I'm hired to entertain these
people for the evening?and?and?
these clothes Fve got on belong to Col.
.Yerger, and I don't think he has quite
got enough confidence in me to leave
the house with'em. I see him lookiqg___
down this way now. Fm a stranger' in
in these parts, uut I've got a cnum
down at the foot of the stairs. His
clothes ain't good enough to come up
here in, and I guess hell be only too
glad to go out and take a drink -with
vnru"
Great .Edifices Abroad.
[Demorest's Monthly.]
- In Paris the law forbids the erection
of houses more than five stories high;
hence there are none of the eight and
ten story buildings in the French capital,
which are so numerous in New York.
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are forbidden on the ground that no
land owner has a right to exclude his
neighbor from the light and air. .
X<esal Sagacity.
[Detroit Free Press.]
"My son," said a Chicago father, "I
have just made my wi& and left all my
property to you, with Smith as executor."
The smart youth replied:
"Then change it. Leave all the prop'*
" -3 '1 *
erty to smiui, ana sut&s xuc executor
if you want me to enjoy any
of if
In Kansas tramps are mildly referred
to as "itinerant citizens."
The Comins Trotter.
[New York Tribune.;]
When the world sees a trotter cover
a mile in one minute and forty seconds.
a feat accomplished by more than one
thoroughbred, it will see a wholly new
type, so different from the present animal
that the theory of evolution will
never stretch far-enough to cover the
prodigy. f
~ A Fortune Waits.
A fortune awaits the man who will invent
a penholder that yon can't stick
into the mucilage-bottle, and a mucilagebrush
that won't go into the inkstand.
There is a man in New York ^bo
manufactures diamonds-for actresses to /'
lose. The.v are sold at so much a quart.
Told Her No.
Dion Boueicault says Mrs. Lan^trv
asked 1dm if she was as handsome as
Mary Anderson, and'Be told her no.
North
Dakota is as large as England, f
twice as large as Ohio, and nearly hall
as large as France.