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TRI-WEEKLY EDITION.
WINNSBORO. S. 0.. OCTOBER 9. 1883.
ESTABLISHED 1848
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Oue ulght be danced with me,
And the roses in my hair
W hispered secretly
That a kiss fell ’mongst them there.
Perhaps ’twas for the flowers;
They touch the heart, you know;
They move with mystic powers
Hearts that are cold as snow.
Or perhaps ’twas for the tresses;
Surely they warmer grew;
With nestling soft caresses
They thrilled me through and through.
Was’t for Love, that welcome comer,
Young Love, so strangely sweet?
Oh, it seemed all the wings of summer
Upbore my floating feet.
Ahl well—but the dance—it ended,
And the blush of the roses fled;
Gray locks are with the brown locks blended;
And the kiss—the kiss—is it dead?
BKKHZK BKt,TON’S TRIAL.
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“He isn’t coming,” said Breeze Bel
ton. “How provokiugl I’ve almost a
mind—not quite, but almost—to lock
the house and go up the lake to where
Uncle Ben is building the new house.
How would he like it then, I wonder.”
Breeze Belton had been born and
brought up among these wild and soli
tary forests. Her mother had been a
beautiful Indian girl who had given
her heart to a pioneer hunter, and who
had died when Breeze was only four
years old. Hugh Belton was a quiet,
silent man, but he loved his young
wife with a passionate fervor, and did
not long survive her, and Breeze had
been brought up by her uncle, a hardy,
brown skinned old bachelor. The
house on the edge of the forest was
only of logs, its rude floor carpetless,
and the windows guarded by shutters
instead of glass, but the spirit of true
love had brooded there, aud Breeze
had never missed the tender care of her
dead parents. Uncle Ben was but a
rude nurse, but Uncle Ben loved the
child, and Breeze had grown up tall
and beautiful as a lily, with dark melt
ing eyes, a skin just touched with
creamy-brown, and movements as full
of unconscious grace as those of a fawn.
She studied now and then the New
York fashion books which drifted across
the frontier, and tried, in her wild,
artistic manner, to imitate their grace
ful drapingsand bold contrasts ol color
—she read of far away worlds across
the mountains, aud strove to imagine
what cities could be like—and then she
went out into the forests, to gather
masses of purple wild grapes, to look
at Uncle Ben’s traps and bring home
wild ferns and finally come to the
conclusion that Mayonac Falls was the
nicest place after all.
But love tinds its way even into the
wildest recesses of the forest deeps, and
one day Harry Blake, the young engi
neer, came out to survey the route of a
new railroad through the lonely woods,
aud Breeze discovered, all of a sudden,
that she had a heart.
“Wal,” remarked Uncle Ben, as he
put a square of chewing tobacco into
his pocket, “1 don’t doubt as this ’ere
railroad-line between Mayonac and
Little Cascada will be a tine thing for
the farmers, but it just spiles the ground
for huntin’. 1 hain’t seen a deer, 1
dunno when. Aud as for foxes and
other wild creatures, why, they’re clean
gone.”
“All these things must give way
before the march of civilization, Mr.
Belton,” said Hairy Blake. “And no
body knows the grand future that is in
store for Mayonac Falls ”
“1 dunno nothin’about your futures,”
snorted Uncle Ben. “It’s the present
I’m most interested in.”
“The new railroad, however, went
bravely on. Gangs of workmen with
shrewd brown faces and red flannel
jackets arrived—huge masses of rock
were blasted away, aud mountains of
rich brown soil rose up to level the
swampy stretches aud raise the deep
hollows of lonely glens to the regula
tion height of “the line.” Old hunt
ers looked solemnly on, as if not quite
certain that all this was not the work
of the Evil One—settlements sprung
up like Jonah’s gourds along the route
of the improvement—and a class of
people whom Mayonac had never before
known now began to swarm in all di
rections. The one log tavern which
had been the resort of all the neighbor
hood for miles around, where cheap
tobacco was sold, and the traditional
barrel of whiskey was propped on two
logs behind the bar, found itself sup
plemented by innumerable “Restau
rants,” “Retreats,” “Old Houses at
Home,” aud “Refreshment Gardens;”
and beautiful Breeze Belton, who never
before had known what fear was learned
to dread the whoop of.drudken revelers,
and shut herself up in the old cabin
when the noisy workmen were going by,
And so, when the trains began to
thunder back and forth twice a day on
the New Road, Uncle Ben gave his
trousers a hitch.
“I can’t stand this,” said he, “I’ve
been used to a quiet life, and this sort
o’ thing don’t, suit me at all. I’ve
built a .house on that there piece of
land up the Lake—an’ I hope to good
ness it’ll be one spell before Modern
Improvements comes there.”
“But Breeze cannot come here with
you, Mr. Belton,” said Harry Blake,
with a mischievous sparkle in ins eyes.
“What’s the reason she can’t come
thar with meV” said the old hunter,
gruffly.
“Because I have a house down by
the station,” said Harry. “Aud be
cause she lias promised to come with
me.”
Uncle Ben’s lips twitched. “Breeze,”
said he, "is that soV Why, ’tain’t no
longer ago than yesterday that you was
a little gal, playing with a corncob doll
And now,—you’d leave your old unele,
would youV”
Breeze flung both her arms arount
his neck, with a sudden burst of tears
and smiles. '
“It isn’t that I don’t love you jast
as well, Uncle Ben,” said she. But.
—but,—
“1 understand,” said the old man
smiling sadly. “It’s what come to
your mother afore you, Breeze! Wei
h’its ’nman natur. And I don’t s’pos
I’ve any call to complain. Blake’s
clever feller enough, I’d ought to be
willin’ to trust you to him I”
So, upon this balmy August evening-
Breeze Belton was waiting for her lov,
er, and still, like the. traditional hero
of song and story, “he came not!”
“I declare,” said the girl, quickly,
“I won’t wait any longer. Harry
ought to know that the woods will be
too dark to go up to the Mountain
Point after 8 o’clock. If he.cared to
walk with me (if, indeed! Ah, sly little
Breeze!) he would have been here long
ago!”
And in a momentary flash of pique
she tied on her scarlet ribboned hat,
locked the house door, and went out
into the dim, delicious fragrance of
the twilight woods.
Down the laurel shaded path across
the wild ravine where the azaleas blos
somed so luxuriantly in summer to the
river shores she went, pretending to
sing softly to herself, yet secretly chaf
ing the while at what she fancied the
unwarrantable neglect of her lover.
Until, all at once, as it were, she
found herself on the line of the new
railroad, its steel veins glistening
weirdly in the purple twilight, its
brown embankments forming a curious
contrast, to the fresh green of the woods
aud meadows that surrounded it on
either side.
She glanced up at the sky, her only
horologe. A single star had sparkled
ts way out of the violet gloom and
hung brightly above the horizon.
‘Past eight,” she said, aloud. “The
train must be along soon. I should
like to see it lush past!”
At that instant, however, she stoop
ed over the cliff and gazed more in
tently at some dark object below.
“I thought so,” she murmured.
It is something on the track! A
man’s body lying across the rails. Wild
Abner, most likely. Well, ” with a
slight shudder of repulsion, “let him
ie there. He has courted this sort of
eath many aud many a time—now let
him meet it.”
For Wild Abner, one of the rude
hunters of the neighborhood, was a
notorious drunkard, aud of all the sins
in the calendar, Breeze could least tol
erate that of inebriation. Nor did the'
fact that in addition to his other fail
ings, Wild Abner had once aspired to
be her husband, detract from this esti
mation of hers. She hated the man,
as she would have hated a hissing cop-
jerhead snake, and there was something
in her untamed Indian blood which
suggested to her that it would be best
14) leave the senseless wretch there to
await his doom.
But then there dawned in her heart
sweater and more womanly light of
mercy.
“God forgive me!” she cried aloud,
“what is this thing that I would have
done?”
And, hurrying down the steep pine-
fringed declivity, she flewHo the rail
road track, and with a cry of terror,
dragged the senseless form off the rails
into the deep gully beyond, where tall
ferns waved their banner-like head aud
sweet wild lilies bloomed. As the
train rushed shrieking by, she saw the
white, marble-like face—it was that of
lairy Blake!
“Yes,” he said, when revived by the
cold water of the nearest spring he was
able so sit up, with his back propped
against the rock. “I had hurt my foot
badly,—I’m afraid it’s a sprain, Breeze,
darling.— ut I thought I should be
able to nobble home in some way. But
when I was on the railway track, a
sudden dizziness seemed to come over
me, and I can remember nothing more,
until I saw your sweet face bending
over me. Oh, Breeze, my guardian
angel, you have saved me/”
And when Breeze comprehended how
near she had come to the sin of murder,
the murder of her own lover, too, a
dreadful pallor crept over her face, and
she breathed an inward thanksgiving
or the Divine Mercy which had pro
tected her from so direful a crime.
She saw Wild Abner the next day.
Like the afflicted wretch of Holy Writ,
he was at last “clothed and in his
right mind.” •
“I’ve turned over a new leaf,Breeze, ”
he said with rugged fervor, “I’ve got
engaged to little Hetty Simpson, down
at the grist mill, and, Heaven helping
me, I mean to be a different man.
Just you see!”
“I wish you all good luck, Abner,”
said Breeze with simple kindness.
“Every man has his chance in life
given to him, aud 1 believe that this
is yours!”
And once more in her heart she
thanked Heaven.
Rich but Unreflued.
Resouad I .ad a.
In the large parlors of the Grand
Union Hotel, Saratoga, there is ou ex
hibition every evening a most remark
able old lady. The old lady’s name is
Crouse. She is from Syracuse, N. Y.
Her husband was, in early life, a grocer
in a very small way. He worked
hard aud became rich. The latter part
of his life he has devoted to his money,
so that it now amounts to several mil
lions. The husband and wife were un
educated, and used to manual labor at
the outset of their me, and so when
their money came they enjoyed its pos
session as few do who love money. For
forty years they have been rich, without
losing for one day the keen zest of the
possession and power of much money.
Let us look at her enthroned m the
grand main parlor, a little to the left of
the main entrance,. peering with her
keen black eyes at the passers-by. She
looks like a great lay figure for the ex
hibition of jewelry, laces, aud silks.
Her face is coarse-featured, heavy lined,
and highly rouged. Her eyes are clear
and bright. Her nose is large aud
straight, inclining upward. Her mouth
thin, and curved toward her double
chin, sinking down to a figure that is
perfectly shapeless, hidden in billows of
fat. The face is a kindly one, wearing
an almost childish look of pleasure. It
is made up as if for the stage. The
lips are tinted, the cheeks rouged, while
the layers of fat under the jaws are
powdered. Above this mask of artifi
cial bloom is a heavy jet-black wig of
curls, coming well down upon the fore
head. The eyebrows, too, are artificial,
being perfectly curved and jet black.
Upon the black wig is a great wreath of
artificial flowers so glaring in color as to
attract as much attention as an electric
light. Back of this crown of color is a
purple-trimmed lace cap. In the ears
of this strange old lady blaze great
solitaire diamond ear-rings, price |8,-
000. Around her neck is a gold cliain
twice as heavy as any dog-collar ever
made. In the middle is a bar of huge
diamonds. From this descend other
chains over a surface of black satin and
point lace to a girdle, where a watch
and charms encrusted with diamonds
repose. The left hand is loaded from
the knuckle to the first Joint of each
finger with diamond rings. Her hands
are bony, and show the evidence of the
hard manual labor of her early life.
But the large joints hold on the rings
better than a more supple hand. The
right hand is adorned with only one
ring, but it is a great, blazing opal en
circled with diamonds. Her black satin
dress, stiff enough to stand alone, is
covered with black thread lace. White
duchesse lace is about her heavy wrists,
and fairly swaddles her short neck.
This is the way she looked the even
ing I first saw her. But I understand
she has a dress for nearly every even
ing. By her side sits her husband, her
opposite in everything so far as mere
appearances go. He is a tall, handsome
old gentleman, with snowy-white hair
and beard. There is not the simplest
indication of display upon his part. But
he heartily sympathizes with his wife,
aud admires her as artists do the reali
zation of their loftiest ideals. He is al
ways ready to talk about his wife. He
will say, with an amiable smile upon his
peaceful face: “How do you think she
is looking to-night?”
“Splendid!” you say.
“Well, she is splendid. She has all
the money she can spend. How do you
like those diamond ear-rings? I paid
$4,000 apiece for them.”
“Beautiful.”
“Beautiful, you say. Well, yes; but
they won’t compare with that bar of
diamonds at mother’s throat. I paid
$15,000 for those.”
Mr. Crouse will gc lovingly over
every item of his wife’s wardrobe and
check off the price of each bit. He re
gards her as the toy figure of the shop
window of his life. He is constantly
thinking of something that will cost
much money to hang upon mother.
Mrs. Crouse is equally free with her
information about the cost of articles
of her wardrobe. A few days ago a
niece of hers was here on a visit. _The
old lady introduced her niece to one of
the ladies of the hotel, and said: “Look
at the lace ou my niece’s dress. There
are fifty yards of lace in that trimming,
and it cost $71 a yard.”
Five days after the disastrous earth
quake at Casamicciola two youths
aged 17 and 18, were taken out alive
from the ruins of a demolished house.
They were in a room on the ground
floor, and the floor of the room above
being sustained by a chest of drawers
and a sewing machine—one of the lad?
was a tailor—had confined them, as it
were, in narrow cavities ofa few square
feet. The day before their rescue a
photograph of this particular heap of
rums had been taken, and the men
below heard the nciaes above them,
aud called out in vain.. The next da>
a brother of one cf them, who had es
caped, began digging in the search for
the body of his father. He heard a
voice from bek>jr, and the engineers’
after working for six hours, brought
out tjie' first ‘of the survivors. For
tunately, the twtf.lads had within their
seach a quantitypf fruits, tomatoes and
a bottle of vinegar, arid with these they
had sustained life, though exposed to
the stench of ■
the same apartment
rescued told that there
person alive, and the work
In a couple ef hours his '
covered aud restoratlv
One of his feet was fast
awf that had to be Cut in
bis-release was effected,
first rescued aided in the
body in
rst boy
another
umed.
was un
iiistered.
er a beam,
two before
The youth
ch and
rescue of his companion in misfortune,
having entirely recovered from the ef
fects of his confinement, but the other
had to be removed to the hospital in an
(exhausted condition.
The Clove.
The Clove tree is one ot the Myrtle
family ot plants. The tree attains a heittht
of some forty teet, and in its native island
lives to an age of from one hundred to
two hundred years. The Clove tree is
now cultivated on many of toe Islands of
the Indian Ocean, but it nowhere grow ?
so la r ge or lives so long as on the small
group of islands where it was originally
found. It has a trunk quite straight, with
a light, olive-colored bark, ami at about
half its blight the branches put out almost
at right angles, and (tear a heavy mass ol
foliage; the leaves are narrow aud resemble
those of the Laurel The geueral appear-
aace of the tree is quite formal, being that
of almost a perfect cone, supported by a
straight stem. The trees in the planta
tions are set in regular rows, from ten
to fifteen teet apan each way. The
flowers are formed in termin' 1 ! clusters of
a dozen or more. The flower buds are
picked when fully formed am’ before
tney open, and are spread out thinly in
the shade anl dried without allowing
rain to fall on them. They are dried
partly by the natural heat of the air and
partly by wood tlie-% When first picked
they are of a reddish color, but turn brown
in drying. Tae fruit is a berry, an 1 this
it gathered while green and dried; .he
trait is theu known as Mother Clover and
is sent to some extent to this country and
Europe, but it ispnncpaliy Us^din China
and other eastern countries. The ripe
fruit in • z* and shape resembles a small
olive, and la of a ban* red color and
contains one tw two seeds. It has the
Clove flavor in a mild degree, as has
also the bark, the wood, and the leaves,
none of them however, being equal to the
buds in this respect. There is no prospect
that tnis ires will ever be cultivated more
generally than at the present time, or, at
least that Its cultivation will be extended
to other parts of the world, since it de
mands climatic conditions only to be
found in the region of its home.
a showy shell and are found in Ceylon.
Another East Indian shell, known as
“the I^eopard,” shifts and changes its
color like a monster opal when turned
before the light. He produced an East
Indian scallop shell which he said was
the finest specimen in this country. A
double rainbow was marked ou its inner
surface, aud the blending of the colors
was simply wonderful. In another
drawer were sea-urchins,marling-spikes,
starfish, sea-ships or nautilus and many
other curious shells. In a comer of the
room, apparently neglected, were two
baskets from the Garden of Pam-
i w yrj* piluezo, Island of Maricu, arid brought
...jTjz to New York by Captain Godwin of the
brig Charlotte.
^ the . a ! r ’_ In ^ *aid S the fca^ 1 “and 0, ^ U mrflow P er^
‘•God BlMMtb* Boy.”
When you see a boy coming'down the
street with a ball of cord in his band
aud a look on his serious face like that
worn by the picture of au early Chris
tian fattier standing in the arena await
ing for the new Hun to be called to
dinner, it is a sig r . that if you just cast
your eyes upward, you can see that
boy’s kite daucing nimbly in the air to
the lascivious pleading of a-whole colony
of telephone wires.
When you see a boy going along in
the merry merry sunshine with his hat
in his hand, shaking his liair
pine stick to get it dry, now and
leaning his head on one sidA, pounding
the other side with his hand and practl
basket froinr Hawaii,
shell-basket in this
$100.”
It is the finest
city, and worth
perate efforts to get the water out of
his ears; or when you see him holding
a warm stone to his ear for the same
less when his mother asks him how lits - u ve ‘ m cas ®' banded it
shirt came to be wrong side out. You
must not run down tbe street in the
direction of his borne under the impres
sion that the boy is being basely murd
ered. You cau’t kill a boy with a skate
strap. And in hoc signoes you wd|
know that boy has beeu hi sw iminiug
when he should have been at school,
learning that “twenty-six prepositions
are followed by the accusative,” all the
way from ad to ultra. * c
When you see a boy about 5,45 p. M t
with iuk on his nose and the grime of
e reporter, saying: “That is the
Chflst flielL”
The reporter opened the case and saw
the shell, which is small of size. The
back is a pale emeral green of indescri
bable tint, while on the white under-
surfacoappears a perfect reproduction
of the Saviour’s face, wearing the
crown of thorns, the stigmata being
distinctly marked by crimson lines. As
the reporter liauded him back the ease
in silence, the dealer said:
*lt is found in the Indian Archipel
ago, and is extremely rare. 1 believe
“Officer, ” said a richly-dressed lady
to Policeman Moran on South St., New
York, “can you tell me where the man
who sells shells keeps his place?”
“First door around the corner,
ma’am, up-stairs,” answered the officer,
aud as the lady moved away be continu
ed: “A man wants to be a walk
ing directory to stand on this comer.
That’s the fourth one this morning
wanting to buy shells. It’s the latest
craze.”
Soon after a reporter foond the shell
dealer iu his office, the walls of which
are lined with shelves, supporting trays
containing specimens of almost every
kind of deep-water shells. He said:
“Yes; I know something about shells
—iu fact, I think I am the largest pro
fessional dealer in this cofin try, if not
in tbe world. I was born and brought
up under the shadow of-Fulton Market,
so to speak, and have been collecting
shells since 1 was a boy.”
He wheeled over a mahogany cabi
net to where the importer was sitting,
and said:
“This is my own collection, and I do
not think it can be equaled in this
country. I value it professionally at
$3,000; but I would not sell.it. Two
of my customers—one a leading Bap
tist Clergyman in Brooklyn, aud the
-other a wealthy widow lady who owns
a great deal of real estate in this city,
including two or three hotels—have flue
collections; but not so complete as
mine. Just look it over aud judge for
yourself.”
The first and second drawers of the
cabinet were devoted to coral specimens
of every conceivable color and formation.
The dealer explained that they came
from tbe East Indies, Ceylon, Cuba,
tbe Australasian Islands, tbe Mediter-
anean, and the Pacific Islands. -The
third drawer was filled with specimens
of the conch family of beautiful form
and shades, and the fourth drawer was
resplendent with varieties of pearl shells.
In the fifth drawer some very rare shells
were seen. There were nerikramocs
with hazel bodies covered with dark
si ota and convoluted edges. They are
the second, owned by the Brooklyn
clergyman; the third, which was pur
chased in Europe by Mrs. S., and the
fourth, which is in the possession of
Mr. Pierre Canouge, a distinguished
French gentleman living iu New Or-
leaus. Mtne is not for sale. ”
In further conversation, he explained
thdt tile fashion (if collecting rare Shells
was on the increase, and was wholly
confined to persons of refinement and
taste. Many of them notified him to
call at their houses with any new speci
mens he might have. There was act
ually uo fixed price on shells, for custo-
mers on finding a rare specimen which
they had not in their collections, would
bid far more tbau its market value to
possess it. Ladies far outnumbered
gentlemen in securing collections.
“Where and how do you get your
shells?” asked the reporter.
Well, really now. I’ll tell you that
some other time,” was the answer.
Severe un tue Baden
chalk on his hands his bair disheve^ iu the
and the two upper buttons of his jacket €ouutry mj J which von have seen-
gone, his collar rumpled aud necktie W, V C “ i 0 " ““Y® ^ eeu >
twisted away, aud a suspicious looking
flush and two or three scratches adorn
ing his face, you may know that he was
“kept in” after school, and was taunt
ed for the same by another boy when lie
came out; aud if you want to know the
rest of it, it will not be necessary to go
into particulars, but just ask him
“which whipped!” If a Joyous look of
triumph dances in the exultant eyes,
you will know that just around the cor
ner you will find a boy with a bleeding
nose and a generally demoralized facade.
But if the lad you question hxiks down
cast, multisss cum iachrymis begins his
oration, like piuatiacus, by saying:
“Well, be was a great deal bigger’n
me,” you know that your boy got
“licked.”
When you see a boy With the pockets
of his pantaloons bulging out until be
looks like a great bumble bee, laden for
the hive, while he walks along-trying
to look as thin as a split lath, and
wearing a profound expression of super
natural innocence, you know, without
referring to the code of signals, that
boy has been lingering ^somebody’s
orchard, and doesirt care to have undue
publicity given to facts that only con
cern him personally.
When you see a boy on the distant
hillside, suddenly leap up into the soft
summer air, bolding one foot tenderly
but firmly in the wedded fingers of both
liands, while he hops around in irregu-
ar but excited orbits at tbe same time
voicing his grief with wailing snneks
mellowed by the sunny distance, then
without going to the telephone, yon
may know that bare foot boy has trod
on the busy bee that nestled in the per
fumed clover.
And wherever and whenever you see
him, in mischief or out of it—that is,
just coming out of it or just ready to
get into some more; awfully bad, or
with many tearful failures and disgrace
ful stumbles trying to be good; forget
ting your commandments which thund
er upon him by the hundred, well nigh
as readily and repeatedly as you forget
tbe teu that infinite wisdom lias laid
upon yon; in all his noise, his poor little
snuggles, temptations, triumphs aud
and failures, his piteous little troubles
and his tearful, honest penitence, in all
the lightness of a boy’s life, your heart
must grow mellow and tender for tbe
little germ of manhood, so full of won
derful possibilities, so rich with seeds
of strength that will ripen by and by,
for good or for evil, as you walk and
live before the boy; ever as you look at
him, remember what you were thirty or
forty years ago, and say, “God bless the
boy.”
Rare Sea-Shells.
Although there are Romany tranquil,
intellectual, and really distinguished
persons here, they are but fe\y compared
with the multitude. Newport is, even
apart from its solidly rich folk, the
centre and home of dudedom. 1 might
name scores of young men who are
nothing but the sons of wealthy New
Yorkers, and woo do nothing exept
imitate English stupidities, personal
and social, try to be fast and blase,
and assume to be superior on the sole,
presumable ground of inferiority. It
was them who made that disgraceful
disturbauce at the Casino the other
night, and who are continually guilty
of conduct they have not the sense or
grace to be ashamed of. A more brain
less, idle, impertinent, characterless,
would-be vicious set (1 say, “would be,”
for they have not sufficient energy and
force even to be profligate), it wOuld
be bard to discover. Their fathers are
often selfmade, and generally engaged
in active business but they disdain
work and talk of “fellows in trade;”
ridicule in their feeble way all earnest
ness and enthusiasm aud talk boast
fully of experiences they should blush
to avow. Not one of them ever had
au idea. If he should have one it
would peiish from predestined lone
liness, though not before it bad prob
ably caused uucerebral congestion by
occupaucy of a vacuum. They are
eternally talking about what is gentle
manly and about being a gentleman.
N incompoops that they are, they have
no more conception of tlie character of
a true gentleman tlxan they have of the
nature of integral calculus or the neb
ular hypothesis. They do not even
understand that one must be a man be
fore oue can be a gentleman. To be a
gentleman the chief requisites are, in
tiieir estimation, to have clothes made
in London, to be a judge of Burgundy,
to regard labor as vulgar, and to be a
member of the Knickerbocker Club.
Dudes are commonly thought to be
between ‘20 and 30, but there are dudes
of 50 aud 00 aud upward. A number
of this ancient order may be opserved
any day at tne Casino, on the polo
grounds, ou Ocean avenue, or iu certain
marine villas. They are worse, far
more offensive, than their juniors, to
whom oue might be lenient ou account
of youth. But there seems to be no
valid excuse for a man of advanced age
and numberless opportunities to be an
extraordinary combination of fool, cox
comb and tuft-hunter. All the sum
mering places in the Republic would
not, iu tbe aggregate, produce so many
and so aggravated cases of dudedom
as tins little island wilL
Iu A. ivunee.
Last year the old man Hastings set
tled down iu a village ou the other side
of tbe Hudson to enjoy old age and
lend mouey at 12 per cent, but tie has
closed out business, so far as tbe lend
ing goes. He lent $350 at 12 per cent,
per annum for four months, and when
the note fell due and the man came to
pay it Hastings was alone iu the house,
lie called up all his knowledge of
arithmetic, got out a shingle and a lead
pencil, and, afjer figuring away for
half an hour without any satisfaction,
be called out to a man who was pas
sing in a buggy; “Hey, you! How do
you figger at!2 per cent, interest?” “1
take $20 off the capital,” shouted the
man as be drove on. Tne old man fig-
uied away on tbe new theory, and by-,
and-by he wiped the sweat off nis brow,
and said: “See here, Smith this comes
out mighty queer. You’ve had my
money for four months at 12 per cent.,
and yet I seem to owe you $4. Here—
take your okl note and give me $350.
and we’ll call it square, and if I lend
any more money around nere I’ll bar
gain for a calf or a bog, for the inter
est and drive the blame brute home in
advance,”
“Summer Squash.
“Take a square look at me!” he ex
claimed, as he halted in front of a
policemen on Michigan Ave.
The policeman looked him all over.
He was a pretty good chunk of a man,
carrying a florid face, a prominent
nose, and an air of general innocence.
“I don’t see anything wrong about
you’’ said the officer.
“Do my clothes fit? Do I wobble
when I walk? Do I wipe my mouth ou
my coat-tails? Does the sight of me
remind you of cabbages and other green
things?”
“Well. no. You look to me like an
honest, good-natured fellow.”
“Then,” said the stranger, as lie
brought his fist down with a thump,
“there’s going to be bloodshed in the
town. I came in this morning with an
excursion. We had scarcely landed
when a man called out: ‘Did you bring
along the keow?’ ‘Did you mean that
for me?’ says I. He said he didn’t and
I passed on.”
“He might not.”
“Then, as I was going up the street,
a chap in a door says he: ‘AllI smell
the carrot crop!' ‘Do you mean that
for me?’ says I, as 1 walks up to him.
He says he didn’t, and I passed on. ”
“I presume he didn’t.”
“Well, 1 got up to Griswold street,
and I was looking for the Post-office,
and a man calls out: ‘I’ll bet be brought
along raw onions and turnips for his
dinner?’ ‘Do you meau that for me?’
says I as I walks up to him. He says
he didn’t, and 1 passed on.”
“He must have referred to some one
else.”
“Well, I walked through the Post-
office and started for the City Hall, and
I was almost there when a young fellow
in the door of a barber shop call out:
‘There goes the biggest cabbage-head of
the season!’ ‘Do you meau that for me?’
says I as I walks up to him. He says
he didn’t, and I passed on.”
“He could not have meant you.”
“Well, as I was walking through the
City Hall a great big overgrown chap
sings out through his nose: ‘Behold
the second crop of dandelions! Oh, myl’
‘Do you mean that for me?’ says I as I
walks up to him. He said lie didn’t
and I passed on.”
“That’s right.”
Mebbe so, but you look a-herel I’m
going down to tbe ferry dock. The
first man or boy who calls out carrots,
pumpkins, ouions, turnips, scare-crow,
green-horn, pig weed or huckleberry
bio som to me won’t have no chance to
lie about it. I’ll turn on him and rend
him and slay him and hammer him stone
blindl Mebbe nobody meaus anything
and mebbe it’s simply their way, but
I’ve got my dander up, and if you hear
a roaring sound like a cyclone you may
know that I’m climbing for a man who
has called out ‘summer squash’ to me.”
Jerry Aberntiaw.
The Abershaw public house at Ken-
ninglon, London, lias recently been
torn down. This famous old tavern
was named in honor of the notorious
highwayman, Jerry Abershaw. Ken-
nmgton Common, Hounslow Heath,
Bagshot Heath, and indeed all the
commons and roads for several miles
round London were the scenes of the
predatory depredations of Abershaw;
and such a degree of terror had his re
peated acts of robbery and brutality
inspired, that the post boys, coachmen,
and all whose duty compelled thorn
frequently to travel over the theatre of
bis exploits, trembled at his name and
dreaded bis visitation, Abershaw was
finally arrested at the Three Brewers’
Inn, in Southwark, killing one officer
aud wounding another before he was
overpowered. He was a most unmit
igated ruffian. In jail and court room
his effrontery made a perfect show of
him. When the judge appeared in the
black cap, the emblem assumed at the
time of passing sentence on convicted
felons, Abershaw clapped his hat upon
bis head and pulled up his breeches
with a swagger; and during the whole
of the ceremony he stared full in the
face of the judge with a malicious sneer
and affected contempt, and continued
this conduot till he was taken—bound
hand aud foot—from the dock, venting
curses and insults on the judge and
jury for liaving consigned him to “mur
der,” as he termed it.
Ilis bravado continued to tbe last
In tbe interval between receiving sen
tence of death and the execution, hav
ing got some black cherries, he amused
himself with paintiug on the w.ute
walls of the cell in which he was coa-
fined, sketches of various robberies
which he had committed—one repre
senting him running up to the horses’
beads of a post chaise, presenting a.
pistol at the driver, 'with the words,
“D— your eyes, stop,” issuing out of
his mouth; another, where he was
firing into the chaise; a third, where
the parties had quitted tbe carriage;
several, in which he was portrayed in
the act of taking money from the pas
sengers, and other scenes of a similar
character. He was executed on Ken-
nington Common', on the 3d of August,
1795, in the presence of an immense
multitude of spectators, among whom
he recognized many acquaintances and
confederates, to whom he bowed, nod
ded and laughed with the most un-
feeling indifference. He had a flower
in his mouth, and his waistcoat and shirt
were unbuttoned leaving his bosom
open in the true style of vulgar gayety;
and talking to the mob and venting
curses on the officers, he died, as he had
lived, a ruffian and a brute. He was
left tianging in chains until his skeleton
was actually carried off piecemeal by
his admirers for souvenirs. After the
gallows were taken down a public house
was built upon its site, and remained
for many years a popular resort of the
worst criminals of London.
At a meeting of the academy of me-
diciue in Ireland, Dr. O. A. Cameron
read a paper showing that a potent
cause of deaf-mntiam is the marriage of
near blood relatives. It ie indisputable
that consanguineous marriages have
ever had a tendency to produce a degen
eracy of the race. Insanity is not onfre-
qnently the reanlt of marriage between
prmaina.
THE VERDICT
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THE PEOPLE
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BUY THE BEST!
Mr. J. O. Boao—Dear Sir: I bougnt the nrst
D»vl» Mactilue sold by you over live years sgu for
my wife, wbo haa given It a long and fair trial. I
am well pleased with it. It never RlVea any
rouble, and la as good aa when flrat bought.
J. W. uoucx.
Wlnnaboro, S. C., April 1883.
Mr. Boao: Ton wish to know what I have to aay
In regard to the Pavia Machine bought of you three
years ago. I feel i can’t aay too much In its favor.
1 made about $80,00 withiu live moutlia, at time*
running it go fast that the needle would get per
fectly hot from friction. I feel confident I could
not have doue the same work with as much ease
and so well with any other machine. No time lost
In adjusting attachments. The lightest running
machine 1 have ever treadled. Brother James and
Williams’ families are as much pleased with their
Davis Machines bought of you. I waul no better
machine. As I said before, I don’t think loo
much can lie said for the Davis Machine.
Respectfully,
Kl.I.KN STB VINSON,
Falrfl»ld County, April, 1883.
Mr. Boao : My machine gives me perfect satis:
faction. I dnd no fault with It. The attacbmeuts
ate so simple, i wish for no better than the Davis
Vertical Feed.
Respectfully.
„ Mas. R. Milling.
Fairfield county, April, 1883.
MR. Boao: I bougnt a Davis Vertical Feed
ewing Machine from you four years ago. 1 am
elighted with it. It never has glveu me any
rouble, and has never been the least out of order.
It Is as good as when I first bought it. I can
cheerfully recommend it.
Respectfully,
Mrs. M. J. Kirkland.
Montlcello, April 30,1883.
This Is to certify that I have been using a Davis
Vertical Feed Sewing Machine for over twjyears,
purchased of Mr. J. O. Boag. I haven’t found It
p issessed of any fault—all the attachments are so
simple. It never refuses to work, and Is certainly
thsughtesi running lu the market. I consider it
a first class machine.
Very respectfully,
Minnie M.
Oakland, Fairfield county, s. c.
WlLLINUHAM.
Mr boao: I am wen pleased in every parttcui
with the Davis Machine nought of you. I think
a first-class machine In every respect. You knew
you sold several machines of the same make to
different members of our families, all of whom,
as far as 1 know, are well pleased with them.
Respectfully,
Mrs. M. H. Mobi.ky.
Falrlleld county, April, 1883.
This Is to certify we nave nad in constant use
the Davis Machine bought ot you about three years
ago. As we take In work, and have made ttis
price of It several limes over, we don’t want any
better machine. It is always ready to do any kind
of work we nave to do. No pnckerlngor skipping
stitches. W’e can only say we are well pleased
and wish no better machine.
I'ATHIHINI W’VUI AND SlgTIR.
April ah, 1883.
I have no fault to find with my machine, and
don’t want any lietter. I have made tbe price of
It severe times by taking In sewing^ It Is always
ready to do lu work. I think it a nrst-class ma
chine. I feel I can t say too mnch for tbe Davu
Vertical Feed Machine.
Mrs. Thomas Smith.
Fairfield county, April, 1883.
Mr. .I. O. Boao—Dear Sir: It gives me m ich
pleasure to testify to tbe merits of the Davis Ver
tical Feed Sewing Machine. The machine I got of
yon about five years ago. has been almost In con
stant use ever since that time. I cannot see that
It Is worn any, and has not cost me one cent for
repairs since we have bail It. Am well pleased
and don’t wish for any better.
Yours tru'y,
Kobt. Crawkord,
Uranlte Quarry, near Wlnnsboro S. O.
We have used the Davis Vertical Feed Sewing
Machine for the last five years. We would not
have any other make at any price. Tbe machine
has given ns unbonndea satisfaction.
Very respectfully,
Mss. W. K. Turner and Daughters!
Fairfield county, S. C., Jan. 1883.
Bavmg bought a Davis Vertical Feed Sewing
Machine from Mr. J. O. Boag some three years
ago, and It having given me perfect satisfaction In
' as a tai
every respect
and llgf'
amlly machine, both for heaiy
ht'sewing, and never needed tbe least re
pair iu any way, 1 can oheerfally recommend It to
anyone as a first-class machine in every particu
lar, and think It second to none. It Is one ot ths
simplest machines made; my children use It with
all ease. The attachments are more easily ad
justed and It doei a greater range of work by
means of iu Vertical Feed than any other ma
chine I have ever seen or used.
Mbs. Thomas Owinos.
Wlnnsboro, Fairfield county, S. C.
We have had one of the Davis Machines about
lour years and have always found It ready to do all
kinds of work we have had occaeton to da Can’t
see that the machine Ie worn any, and works aa
well ae when new.
Mrs. W. J. Crawkord,
Jackson’s Creek, Fairfield county, S. C.
My wife la highly pleased with the Davis Ma
chine bought of you. She would not take double
what she gave for it. The machine has not
been out of order since she had it, and she can do
any kind of work on it.
Very Respectfully,'
Jab. F. Free.
Montlcello, Fairfield county, 8. c.
The Davie Sewing Machine la simply a treas
ure Mss. J. A. UOODWTN.
Ridgeway, N. C., Jan. 10. 1883.
«
J, O Boao, Esq., Agent—Dear Sir: My wife
has been using a Davis Hewlag Machine constant
ly for the past four years, and It baa never needed
any repairs and works Just as well as when first
bought She says It will do a greater range ot
practical work *nd do it easier and better than
any machine abe has ever used. We cheerfully
recommend It a* a No. 1 family machine.
Your tru.y,
Jas. Q. Davis.
Wlnnsboro. S. C., Jan. 1,1883.
I have always found my Davis M»-
of to
Mr. Boao :
chine ready do all kinds of to work I have bad oc
casion to do. I cannot see that the machine Is
worn a particle and It works aa wed as when new.
Respectfully,
Mbs. it. C. Qoooino.
Wlnnsboro, S. C., April, 1883,
Mr. Boao : My wife has been constantly using
the Davis Mac tune bought of yon about Mve years
ago. I have never regretted buying U, as u ie
always ready (or any kind of family sewing, either
Heavy or light. It Is never oat of fix or needing
Fairfield, S. a, March, 1881.