The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, September 11, 1883, Image 1
TRI-WEEKLY EDITION.
WINNSBORO. S. C.. SEPTEMBER II. 1883.
ESTABLISHED 1848
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The twilight shadows darkling fall;
O memories dear! against thy thrall
My heart strives all in vain.
Yet wherefore strive against my mood?
1 cannot silence if I would,
The softly falling rain.
At such an hour, on such an eve,
Bright hopes, that yet I only grieve,
Sprang up to only fade and wane.
Ah, never more, hand clasped in band,
Shall we within the doorway stand,
And watch the falling rain.
Yet still the sweetness of that hour
Returns with all its wonted power
Of mingled joy and pain,
When dropping down from window-eaves,
Or gently falling on the leaves,
I hear the summer rain.
O cruel Memory I thus to bring
That glad brief hour, with bitter sting,
Bade to my heart again;
These parting words of fond regret;
With glad pretext, love lingering yet,
Unmindful of thejuin.
Ah! brief, indeed, poor aching heart,
The joy those tickle hopes impart;
Grief follows in their train.
Nay, nay, my heart; take upward wing.
O cruel Memoryl thy sting
Shall vanish with the rain.
Though sadder seems the song I trill;
Yet sorrow, with its plaintift - thrill,
Adds sweetness to the strain,
As fragrant perfumes softly flow
From hawthorn blossoms bending low,
Beat down by wind and rain.
A FAIR FRIEND.
Vernon, stepping down from the
carriage that had been sent from Royal
Oaks to meet him, thought what a
pretty picture she made—that slender
graceful young girl standing in the
open doorway of the grand old man
sion, the westering sunlight slanting
across her white-robed figure, and
lingering in a glory on her yellow hair
and rose-leaf complexion.
Evidently she was expecting some
one, and Vernon could not fail to see
the look of inquiry in her blue eyes as
he went up the step towards her, and
the thought flashed over him that she
was like a young saint on her shrine,
and he the worshipper.
As he went up nearer her, valise in
hand, the look of inquiry suddenly
changed into a little flush and smile of
assurance.
“I am quite sure this is Mr. Ver
non?”
“And so am I ” “Only I am not
quite so sure who you are.”
He laughed at this informal style of
introduction.
“Oh, I am Genevieve—-haven’t you
ever heard Mr. Bascom speak of me.”
“I have not seen or heard from my
grandfather for twenty years,” he said
gravely, "ana i uniy come now in obe
dience to his dying request.”
A surprised look was in her face.
“You have notcome much too soon,”
she answered. Mr. Bascom asks for
you every few minutes, and I told him
1 would watch for the carriage and
bring you at once when you came.
Shall 1 take you to him now? lie is
alone, but for Miss Carlyon.”
Vernon followed her in through the
maguifleent hall, paved with colored
marble in fanciful patterns, thinking
with a curious little sensation that it
was the first time in a score of years
that he had crossed the threshold of
Royal Oaks—to which he should right
fully be sole heir, but which in all
human probability, he never would
possess, because of a deep-rooted long
standing grudge his grandfather held
against him—because he was his moth
er’s child, and she had married Otis
Vernon against her father’s consent.
And because young Vernon had his
father’s name and his father’/look and
manners, old Mr. Bascom had one day
told him he needn’t come to Royal
Oaks any more, because as his mother
was dead, there was no longer any
medium of welcome for him.
So—for the first time in twenty years,
Otis Vernon crossed the threshold of
Royal Oaks, and met his fate when he
looked in Genevieve’s sweet blue eyes.
Everything was so strange to him—
this lovely fair-haired girl, whose name
was Genevieve, the other splendid-
looking woman who was sitting by the
man’s bed, and whom Genevieve briefly
presented— 4 ‘Miss Carlyon,Mr. V ernon’ ’
— a ‘ creamy-skinned, crim* on-lipped
girl, with eyes and hair like midnight.
Old Mr. Bascom gave him a sniff of
perforce welcome.
“You and Genevieve may leave the
room,” he said to Miss Carlyon, in his
sharp autocratic way, that remember
ing so well, seemed the only lamiliar
thing about it all.
Then he told Otis to come up beside
. the bed.
“I didn’t send for you because 1
especially wanted to see you on my own
account,” he said abruptly. “You
know I am not in the habit of mincing
matters, and I see no reason for doing
nay differently because I happen to be
on my dying bed.”
It seemed strange, impossible to rea
lize that these hard imperious words
came from a dying man, and Vernon
was at a loss to know what to say.
“I came at once when you sent,” he
answered courteously.
“And it is a good thing that you
did,” the old man replied curtly,
What I have to say to you is just
this. “I leave a fortune and estate
and valuables worth just exactly two
hundred thousand dollars. If you
want it you can have it by marrying
Miss Carlyon. If you don’t marry her,
you can’t have it.” That’s all thtre is
about it. “It’s all down in my will,
but the will is not to be opened until
one month from the day I die. ’ “You
have your choice.” “You can do just
as you please.”
Vernon met steadily the hard, al
most cvuel eyes that looked up 'vom
the pinched pale face.
“I think you know you are asking
an impossibility.” This lady of whom
you speak is an entire stranger to me
In a month’s time it is not at all likely
I would learn to care anything for her
—to order.”
Vernon spoke coldly, proudly, and as
he spoke it occured to him that
month, a week would be too long in
which he could be taught to tell little
yellow-haired Genevieve he loved her.
“You can do just as you please of
course,” Mr. Bascom said. “That’s
all I have to say.”
“I suppose they’ll give you a room
somewhere—you’d better stay, now
you are here until after it’s over—you
can have an opportunity of getting
acquainted with Miss Carlyon.”
But the end was not quite at hand
yet.
Vernon stayed because he liked to
be where Genevieve was, with whom
he had come to be wonderful friends.
She told him that she was a protegee
of Mr. Bascom’s, but that Augusta—
Miss Carlyon—had superseded her in
his favor.
Vernon watched Miss Carlyon very
carefully.
She was undeniably handsome and
charming in her manners.
She could sing and p ay and read
aloud most exquisitely, whereas little
Genevieve was no elocutionist what
ever, and only played simple little
pieces, and sang the easiest ballads.
Yet Otis Vernon fell desperately in
love with her, and before one weak
had gone by had made up his mind that
he would marry her if she would have
him, and the two hundred thousand
be lost as far as he was concerned.
It was not without a struggle though
—Otis Vernon would have been more
or less than human had he been placidly
willing for such a fortune to pass him
even for the sake of such a darling as
Genevieve was, with her truthful wist
ful blue eyes that lighted so at sight of
him.
And Augusta Carlyon who could
have dowered him so royally, was no
ordinary insignificant woman, who
would have palled upon the man she
favored.
She was proud and reserved and
elegant, and she did not in the least
interfere in the very pronounced devo
tion between the lovers, and so every
thing went quietly along until
One stormy July night, when a thun
der-shower that had threatened for
hours, burst over Royal Oaks in fury,
and then settled into a pouring rain
storm.
Mr. Vernon had spent the evening
with Genevieve in the library, and had
told her in a lover’s frank confidence
just what was before him, according Jo
his grandfather’s will, and took her In
his arms and told her how infinitely he
preferred her and her sweet love to all
the goods the gods could give him.
He asked her if she would be his
wife, and told her how he loved her in
all of love’s most eloquent words.
And Genevieve, with a little happy
smile on her baby-sweet mouth, and an
upward rapturous look of her innocent
blue eyes, did not say him nay.
“I almost believe I loved you that
vary firof Hay, Otio ” aha said.
“And I know I did, my darling,
when I saw you standing there in the
flickering sunlight, looking like a saint
throned on her shrine.
That was at 8 o’clock of that wet
July night, and at eleven a servant
rapped on Vernon’s door—would he
please go at once to Mr. Bascom,
Miss Carlyon begged —he was very
much worse, and she was alarmed at
his symptoms.
Vernon found Augusta dismayed
and anxious—but the thought that first
flashea over him as he opened the door
and saw her leaning over the sufferer,
was how beautiful she was.
Tfie next, how marvelously well she
had played her cards to have become
so great a favorite with this rich old
man.
“I do not understand his symptoms,”
she said dismayedly. “Dr. Fortune
old me what to expect—but there was
nothing said of such agony as this.”
“See—oh it is terrible!” “Do send
Davis at once for Dr. Fortune, Mr.
Vernon.”
That the old man was in mortal
agony was apparent, and Vernon in
stantly despatched a carriage for the
doctor, then returned to the bedside.
“1 have clone all I could,” Augusta
said pitifully. “But I cannot endure
to see him suffer so.”
Vernon looked straight at her.
“Are you so much attached to my
grandfather?”
A very faint little flush went into
her cheeks.
“He has been very good to me,” she
said simply. “He heard me sing, and
volunteered to cultivate my voice, and
it ended in my coming to this beautiful
home. ”
“And completely ruining Gene
vieve’s chances,” he said, so sternly
that he felt chagrined as he saw the
look on her face.
A look that instantly changed to one
of haughty coldness.
“Genevieve has not chosen to devote
herself to her best friend. T have. ”
A little sneering smile was on his
handsome mouth, he almost answered
her that she had played for high stakes
and played them well.
He was surprised at her next words—
abrupt eager.
“You do not like me, Mr. Vernon,
why I cannot tell, but at risk of offend
ing you beyond hope, I shall say this
to you, Genevieve ”
He stopped her by an Imperative
gesture.
“I shall hear nothing unkind against
the charming girl who has honored me
by promising to be my wife.”
Their eyes met in a glanoe almost
defiant.
Then Miss Carlyon’s lips relaxed
slowly into almost a smile.
“You are right. We will not speak
of her. Mr. Vernon, do you think
Mr. Bascom is easier?”
“I should sav he was.”
“Can you leave him to me until the
doctor gets here? You must be worn
out—you look very tired.”
His sudden kindness of speech made
her cheeks flush.
“Thank you. I am tired, and I
have done all that one could do.
If you will be so good as to watch by
him—ten minutes or so, while I gain a
little rest ”
She went away, and Vernon, seeing
the quiet into which the old man was
relapsing, laid himself down on the
lounge at the head ot the bed, to
wait until the doctor should come, and
to think over the intense happiness
that had come to him that night.
n, silently, softly, stealthily,
with a glance around the apparently
unguarded room, Genevieve came in,
went up to the little marble-top medi
cine table, and hastily, but firmly
poured half a dozen drops of some
liquid, from a vial in her hand, into
the goblet of medicine, and then glided
away as she had come, leaving Vernon
paralyzed with horror and fear, scarcely
able to speak to Dr. Fortune as he came
into the room a moment later.
“You look as if you’d seen a ghost,”
he said, and then stepped up to the
bedside, and gave an exclamation of
surprise.
“Mr. Bascom is dead,” he said, then
Miss Carlyon coming in, related all
the strange symptoms.
“It looks like a case of poisoning,”
Dr. Fortune said gravely, and all Ver
non’s pulses seemed stopping as he
walked to the table and took up the
goblet of medicine, and examined it
closely, with a face graver and graver.
“Somebody has done it,” he said
solemnly. “There will have to be an
investigation here.”
Sitting in her wrapper beside her
window, Genevieve read the penciled
note that somebody had thrust under
her door five minutes before.
“For Heaven’s sake get away as
quick as you can! I was a witness to
all you did. I can understand your
motive—to have us think your fortu
nate rival was in haste to secure her
fortune, so that jou might profit by
her disgrace. But I cannot endure to
think that the woman whom I have
kissed is in danger of the hangman’s
rope. Get away for Heaven’s sake.
Good-bye.”
And when daylight came, Genevieve
was far away, and no one ever saw her
afterwards.
Six months later Otis Vernon stood
before Augusta Carlyon, grave, eager,
earnest.
“If you do not think me unworthy,
Augusta. I was sure I loved—her—
but 1
“Your sweetness and patience and
goodness too has taught me my own
heart’s needs, and, besides, you know
what my grandfather’s will says. Dear,
will you take me, and let us blot out
all the horror- of the past, and make
Royal Oakes the bonniest, happiest
home that wedded lovers ever had?”
And she laid her head on his breast,
and let him kiss her for yes.
It’* a Wafer.
A few years since a man of high re
spectability was tried on the charge of
forging a will, in which it was discover
ed he had an indirect interest to a large
amount. Samuel Warren, the celebrat
ed author of the “Diary of a Physician,”
was a-sociated with the prosecuting at-
t-nrnejr and the case was tried before
Lord Denman.
The prisoner being arraigned, and the
formalities gone through with, the pro
secutor, placing his thumb over the
seal, held up the will and demanded of
the prisoner if he had seen the testator
sign the instrument, to which he
promptly answered he had.
‘‘And did you sign it at his request
as subscribing witness?”
“I did.”
“Was it sealed with red or black
wax?”
“With red wax.”
“Did you see him seal it with red
wax?”
“I did.”
“Where was the testator when he
signed and sealed this will?”
“In his bed.”
“Pray, how long a piece of wax did
he use?”
“About three or four inches long.”
“Who gave testator this piece of
wax?”
“I did.”
“Where did you get it?”
“From the drawer of his desk.”
“How did you light that piece of
wax?”
“With a candle ”
“Where did that candle come from?”
“I got it out of a cupboard in his
room.”
“How long was that piece of candle?”
“Perhaps forir or five inches long.”
“Who lit that piece of candle?”
“I lit it.”
“With what?”
“With a match.”
“Where did you get that match?”
“On the mantel-shelf in the room.”
Here Warren paused and fixed his
large, deep blue eyes upon the prisoner.
He held the will up above his head, his
thumb stdl resting on the seal, and said
in a solemn, measured tone:
“Now, sir, upon your solemn oath,
you saw testator sign that will—he sign
ed it in his bed—at his request you
signed it as a subscribing witness—you
saw him seal it—with red wax—a piece
of wax, two, three, or four inches long;
he lit that wax with a piece of candle,
which you procured for him from a cup
board; you lit that candle by a match
which you found on the mantle-shelf?”
“I did.”
“Once more, sir, upon your solemn
oath, you did?”
“I did.”
“My Lord,” exclaimed the triumph
ant attorney, “it’s a wafer!”
An old chip.
The old ship New Orleans is soon to
be sold by auction. The house which
was built over it at Sackett’s Harbor.
New York, at the close of the war or
1812 was blown down three years ago.
Since then the vessel has been the sport
of storms. To-day it stands a sad,
weather-beaten object, awaiting its final
destruction at the fall of the auctioneer’s
hammer. Many of its timbers have
walked off in the shape of canes. The
ship was built in sixty days from the
time the timber stood in the forests,
and would have been launched in thirty
more had not peace been declared. All
the rigging was conveyed at great ex
pense and under difficulties from New
York. There were no railroads, and
the Government road that ran out of
and into Sackett’s Harbor was a very
rude affair. The anchor chain of the
New Orleans, weighing from 6,000 to
8,000 pounds, was carried from Utica
on the shoulders of 300 men, who traced
their way by means ot blazed tre«s. The
New Orleans was built as a counter
match on I. ake Ontario for the British
ship St. Lawrence,
London’* Foundling Uoipltnl.
The Foundling Hospital, situated in
Guilford street, was founded by Mr.
Thomas Coram, a mercantile captain,
who became interested in the fate of the
numerous infants who, a century and
a half since, were so frequently to be
seen exposed in the streets, where they
were left to perish by their parents.
After seventeen years of difficulties he
obtained the grant of a charter from
George II, October, 1739, giving him
permission to erect a hospital for the
support of deserted infants, and in Oc
tober, 1740, there appeared a notice on
the door of a house in Hatton Garden
to the effect that twenty children under
the age of two months woul)l be received
there, and that no questieji would be
asked of any person so bringing an
infant, on whose ct»thing some dis
tinguishing inarK., however, was to be
affivod. At the hour named a crowd of
women with their babies assembled out
side the house, and the strongest
elbowed her way to the door and depos
ited her child in Coram’s safe keeping.
This clamoring and fighting was subse
quently ovoided by the institution of the
ballot, bags being provided with black,
white and red balls. Those women who
drew black balls were pronounced un
successful, while those who were so
fortunate as to secure the white were at
once relieved of their children. As for
those who drew red; they were per
mitted to draw again for any vacancies
which might occur in the event of suc
cessful children being ineligible on the
medical examination. Such was the
origin of the foundling hospital. In
1745, the western wing of the present
building was opened, and the House in
Hatton Garden closed, the two other
portions of the hospital being built soon
after,and in 1747, the chapel was begun,
a large, light structure, with some
stained glass windows, and with an
altar-piece by Benjamin West, repre
senting Christ blessing children. In
this chapel Mr. Coram was buried in
1751. The organ was originally pre
sented by Handel, and although it has
been greatly enlarged and altered, there
still remain some of the actual materials
before which the great musician sat
when he helped to fill the coffers of the
hospital by the gratuitous performance
of the “Messiah.” The funds of the
Foundling are mainly derived from the
rents of the houses surrounding it, and
with which the hospital is endowed,
thanks to the exertions of its l»enevolent
founder. Something also is obtained
from collections made in the chapel. In
the last annual report, for 1880-81, the
income was stated to be ill 1,030, and
the number of children maintained by
the institution was 044.
The placing of a child in the Found
ling Hospital ia not eStaeted without
trouble. Application must be made
before the infant is a yekr old, and a
printed form is then given to the
mother to fill in, stating her name, age,
occupation, inability to provide for her
offspring, the father’s name, and when
deserted. After presenting this form a
long time often elapses before the
mother is summoned to appear before
the members of the committee. Then
she is closely questioned as to her former
life, her prospects should her child be
received into the hospital, and the
names and addresses of ladies by whom
she may have been employed. She next
receives instructions to come again
before the committee in a fortnight, and
during the interval careful inquiries are
made as to the truth of her statements.
Should they prove correct she is told to
bring her infant on a certain date. On
the day appointed (usually a Tuesday)
the mother, with her child, presents
herself at the institution, and is ushered
into the room, where a fire blazes on the
hearth, and before which a basket of
infant’s clothes is placed. The mothers
(for three children are usually received
at a time), assisted by a female attend
ant, undress their babes and wrap each
one in a large gray woolen shawl; the
doctors present examine them therough-
ly, after which they are clothed in the
garments provided, but instead of a
dress a white nightgown is substituted
the shawl is once more placed round each
child, and its name written on a slip of
paper and pinned to it. The attendant
now leaves the room, the doctor presses
a bell, three foundling girls enter, and
almost before the mothers are aware,
their babes are carried away, never to be
known to them again, unless in time to
come they can prove that they are in a
position to benefit their children by tak
ing them from the institution. The
mother is given the clothes, the child
was brought in, together with a ticket
bearing a number, the date, and the
figure of a sheep holding a small branch
in its mouth, and, by presenting this
tiokot at the office any Monday, ahaoan
learn particulars, concerning the health
of her infant. Unless it had previously
been christened, the child is brought
into the chapel the following Sunday
for that purpose, when it receives a new
name, by which it is afterward known.
During the first year of its existence the
child is placed out to nurse in the coun
try, under the supervision of paid inspec
tors, usually with some cottagers, who
receive 3s. 6d. a week, and a bonus of
10s. 6d. at the end of the first year if the
infant seems healthy. At the end of
five years the child again returns to the
hospital and begins its education,ending
with apprenf eship to some trade, or
with some situation in domestic service
being found for it. The children ap
pear at chapel twice on Sunday, and on
that day dine in public; the nurseries
may then also be visited by those wish
ing to do so. Personal inspection and
inquiry as to the conduct of those who
leave the hospital for the various occu
pations of life are kept up, and every
year a meeting of the apprentices takes
place, and gratuities are given to those
who can show certificates of good
conduct.
MediMl Itami.
—Primary education in America has
not yet produced such good results as
might be expected. Of the 50,000,000
inhabitants, more than 36,000,000 are
over 10 years of age. Of tnese, 4,023,-
607, or 13.4 per cent., cannot read,
while « 239,958, or 7 per cent., cannot
write. Pennsylvania, the busiest of
the States, is at the same time the most
illiterate.
The knees are apt to be affected by
rheumatic pains, lameness and stiffness.
The reason it is so often these joints in
preference to others, is due to their
greater exposure. They are often put
directly upon the ground, in place of
the feet, but without the protection of
the boots. We use them in pushing
gates and doors and to' hold things, as
a harnessmaker uses his vise. The
knees are often the most exposed of all
the joints; as in riding either in a saddle
or vehicle, they are the first to get wet
or cold. They are above boots and be
low the coat. These joints should be
protected, and when painful, should be
rubbed vigorously with hot water con
taining soda, then with a course towel,
and lastly with three parts of fresh lard
to one of oil of peppermint.
To avoid nightmare and dreams,
sleep on the right side, never on the
back. Let the supper come just five
hours after dmner and four hours before
retiring, and let it be very simple and
light. Eat no vegetables or cured
meats for supper. If yo*u are still troub
led with dreams, take a little salt in
water on retiring. And let those child
ren who are very sleepy in the morning
do likewise—take supper at five o’clock
and retire at eight; they will waken
early and feel rested. With dinner at
twelve o’clock a child is very hungry at
five, and if he eats his supper then, he
will have it digested enough by eight
o’clock, so that he can sleep and get
fully rested by morning. But if he is
obliged to wait until six o’clock (which
often means that the good housewife
intends to have supper at six and suc
ceeds at six and a quarter, and the
“menfolks” get ready at six and a
half, and finish at seven), he is very
hungry and eats a great supper that
makes him feel dull and heavy; he re
tires long before it can be digested,
and, with sleep, every activity of the
body is slowed, and the stomach joins
the other muscular apparatus in taking
a rest. The poor child is wakened with
difficulty, and feels worse than before.
Very fleshy people may lay aside some
of their burden by avoiding the use of
sugar, starch and fat, eating very spar
ingly of these. Vegetables growing
underground increase one’s weight.
Remember the fasts that have been un •
broken for days and weeks without
harm. Lean meat will not increase
obesity.
•A dropsical swelling may occur al
most anywhere, and is to be distinguish
ed by its smoothness, natural heat and
color, and by the fact that, if firmly
pressed upon by the thumb for ten se
conds, it leaves the imprint of the
thumb for a little time, gradually be
coming smooth again. A bandage is
useful, after gentle friction for a few
minutes. Rest and quiet are useful.
But the cause should be determined by
a competent person. Among the com
mon causes are leaking of the heart’s
valves; thinness of the blood, which is
sometimes watery (in which case the
sufferer is pale and emaciated), and
disease of the kidneys. The dropsy it
self is not a disehse, but the result of
disease. The causes are nearly always
mechanical; either there is too much
pressure, or the circulating fluid is thin
enough to escape through its tubes.
The pressure on the veins of the ankle
is mechanical—increased when one
stands, diminished when one lies down.
The heart pushes the blood in jets to
the extremities, its return is in a steady
stream. Veins have valves that hold
the blood above them from settling
back, awa> from the heart. Muscular
action passes the veins and relaxes them
by turns, thus increasing the motion of
the blood through the valves.
“ Shake'* Telephona.
Kim tern Diggers.
“The principal mixed drinks used in
San Francisco,” said the obliging bar
tender of a popular hotel, “ are punches,
cocktails, and toddies. It is very seldom
that mint juleps are called for. On a
warm day there may be some demand
for them, but you know how often we
have a warm day here. Now, in the
East, juleps, smashes, and all sorts of
fancy compounds are drunk all the time
during the summer. All the bars back
there have “giggers” for measuring
the ingredients of fancy drinks, but
here they are seldom seen.”
“ What are these ‘giggers’ ? ”
“ I have one here, and I think it Is
about the only one in San Francisco. I
don’t think you could find another at
any of the hotels.
He produced the instrument, which
an Irishman would probably describe as
a small wine-glass made of silver. It had
a very small base, and on the side were
a number of small marks denoting the
oiuuit proportion* of liquors usod in Uu>
solemn and important process of com
pounding certain fancy drinks. The
last place visited was a popular saloon.
“No, we have no call for fancy
drinks,” said the bartender, as he deftly
wiped the glasses and set them on the
bar. “ Our customers are all kinds—
mining men, bankers and brokers.
Whisky punch and cocktails are all the
go here.”
A party of thirsty men filing up to the
bar confirmed his words and the report
er departed. *
FoMiUin China.
“I guess I hare my telephone took
out of my house,” said a resident of
of the eastern part of the city as lie took
a seat beside Manager Jackson the other
day.
“Anything wrong?”
“Yes, eafrytings is wrong,” was the
doleful answer.
“Perhaps the battery needs more
water?”
“Vhell, maybe so, but I doan’ keep
no track of dot. You see, I vhas down
to my peesness a good deal. In der
morning, after I vhas gone a leedle
while, somepody rings aboudt sixteen
hundred times and scares my old vho-
man half to death. She asks vho vhas
dere, und somepody answers: ‘Hello!
Shake, vhas dot you? Say, Shake, how
aboudt dot leedle gal dot wrote you dot
letter? Ha! ha! ha!’ Und dot makes
my vife so madt dot she shumps oop
und down und pulls her hair, and vhen
I comes home she goes for me like some
tigers. Vhas dot der right vhay to put
up some shobs on a man?”
“No, of course not.”
“Und pooty queek after dot somebody
else rings oop my house two tousand
times, und my vhife almost faints avhav.
Vhen she asks who vhas dere somebody
answers: ‘Say, Shake, I saw you rid
ing oudt mit your vhife on der Lake
road last Sunday! Doan’beafraidt—
I doan’give him away!’ Und den my
vhife vhas madt enough to bust in two,
und vhen I comes home she strikes at
me mit der teapot. Do you call him
telephone convenience?”
| |“I call it a shame, sir.”
“Vhell, some odder times somepody
goes r-r-r-r-ring-ing-ing-ring like tund-
er, und my vhife vhas as pale ash a bed-
quilt. She tinks dot vhas some Occident
to me, or some steampoat blowed oop
mit her sister. Her heart beats like it
would shump oudt on der floor, and
vhen she asks who vims killed tomepody
answers: ‘Ish dot Shake? Say, Shake,
how much you gif dot policeman to
keep sthill on you, eh! Ah! dot vhas a
fine racket, Shake, but if der oldt vho-
mans drops on it you vhas gone oop like
some Gilderoy’s kite!’ Den my vhife
she vhas madt some more, und she
packs oop her trunks, und she vhas all
ready to go vhen I comes home. Vhas
dot some more convenience by electrici
ty?”
“I shall certainly look into this mat
ter. Such things must be stopped.”
“Und sometimes somepody rings soft
ly, slant like cats, und my vhife wants
to know who vhas dot. Me! Who
vhas me? Katie! Who vhas Katie?
Vhy, Shake, doan’ you know dot vidder
vhomansyou met on der boat. Say,
Shake, how vhas der oldt vhomans to
day? Und how vhas dot on me vhen I
goes home? Und how can I make der
oldt v humans pelief 1 vliaa iu. jaay sal non
all der time, und dot I doan’ know some
vidder vhomans from a load of hay? I
tell you, Misser Shackson, dot telephone
preaks oop my family if I doan’ look
oudt. Eafeiy day it is ‘Hello! Shake!’
und eafery evening vhen I comes home
it is some more crying und talking like
T vhas der worst man in Detroit.”
He was promised speedy and perma
nent relief, and as he backed up stairs
to the sidewalk, he said:
“Vhell, dot makes me feel like I vhas
happy.
If somepody vhants to ‘Hello! Shake!’
on me let him come to my saloon. I
gif him some telephone convenience so
he vhas lame for six months!”
A writer in referring to fossils in
China, remarks that the Chinese have
never advanced a theory to explain their
existence. In their books references
are made to fossil shells, crabs, fish,
trees, etc., but no attempt is made to
account for their occurrences in solid
rock. The little that is said is mostly
of the marvellous sort. Ammonites
are petrified snakes: fossil brachiopods
-lamp-shells—are called stone swallows
and are said to come to life and fly from
their hiding places at the approach of
wind and rain, changing again to stones
on the return of fair weather. Fossil
fish appear and disappear at pleasure,
and their appearances prognosticates a
plentiful harvest and prosperous times.
One author supposes that the figures of
birds, beasts and plants, which he had
seen on certain slabs, must be the work
of the gods or devils, for no human
hand could chisel anything so minute
and delicate.
A Youiig Olrl’s Room.
A young girl’s room may be furnish
ed daintily and in exquisite taste at a
small expense. The chief outlay will
be for a bedstead. This cannot be con
structed out of a pine board and a bit
of muslin, though many other things
may be; but a handsome painted bed
stead of blue and white is the first re
quirement of this room. The floor may
be covered with plain white mating, or
of blue and white plaid, with a soft rug
at the side of the bed; a dressing-case
of white wood, covered with blue
silesia, with white wood washstand is
also needed. This, like the dressing-
table, should have the under part en
tirely concealed by branches of the
silesia and muslin. These should be
gathered slightly at the top, so that
they will fall in graceful folds. The
curtains should be of the muslin, diall
ed, and the bedspread and pillow covere
ot the muslin over silesia also. The
bedspread should, of course, lie smooth
ly over the bed, and be tucked in at the
end and sides, unlike the lace ones,
which hang over.* The muslin of the
pillow-covers may be shirred at the top
and the bottom, if you like the fnll
look the shirring gives; they need, in
this case, no' edges, and in fact when
put over tne snesm praimy, uu hoc t, uu
them with lace, unless you add this
adornment to tne curtains, but finish
with a plain hem. With the various
trifling ornaments a young girl gathers
about her, the room will receive any
thing it may need in color to brighten
it. A room so prettily furnished may
be a real help to a girl; it will not be
easy for her to cultivate disorderly
habits there, for the effect she has
worked to create would be entirely
marred.
Tn« South.
THE VERDICT
-or—
THE PEOPLE
BUY THE BEST!
Mr. J. O. Boaq—Dear Sir: I bought the Oral
Dhv <« i. jcii'ue sold by you over live year* ago for
my tv a who has given it i' long and fair trial. I
sol we 1 pleated wlta it. It never Rlvea any
iouj e, ami la aa good aa when tlrat bought.
J. W. nonce.
Wlnnsbovo, S. C., Aprt. 1888.
M'. Boaq: Von wish io know what I have to aay
In legard .o. ee Dovs Maonne bou^ u of you three
yeaiti ago. I feel i can i aay too much In ita favor.
I made aoout $80,no tv. b:n live modtha, at tlmea
lUmi'ng .tKo f»8' tin 1 , the nced'e would get per
fect'v no . ooi fr.c ,on. I feel l ojfldenl I could
not nave < one die name work won aa niuen ease
Hiilaowel wo o any ot ter machine. Not me lost
lai'junnig a actimema. The bgntest running
uiacioae I have ever ireaided. Brother Jamea and
VV vita' lanilltea are aa muca pleased with their
Drv a M.icu'nea nought or you. I want no better
liKico oe. As I aaid before, I don’t think too
much cad be said for ire Davis Machine.
Respectfully,
Ellen stevenbon,
Fairfl“ld County, Apr!', 1883.
Mr. Boaq: M.v m'chinegives me perfect satis-
fact on. 1 dad no .anlt with It. Tne aiiachmenta
a e so ample. 1 Wigtt for no better than the Davis
Vei ioai Feed.
Respejtfu'ly.
„ . . Mrs. R. Milling.
Fan fleld county, Apn', 1833.
Mr. Boaq: I bongat a Davis Vertical Feed
ew ng M icr ae fro u yon'ouryee'a ?go. I am
elig ■ e Wiui !i. It never has gvea me any
i on jle, and has aever been tne leas, oat of order.
11 « pr good as wren I dial oougaiir. I can
cnee.in 'y r.co.utmnd 1.
Respectfully,
Mrs. M. J. Kirei.and.
Monticelio, April SO, 18S3.
This la to cei tifv ihat I have been using a Daria
Vei'..c d Feed Sew ag Machine for over tw > years,
parciasedof M . J. O. Josj. I haven’t found It
pjsa . sed of an v fault—all the attachments are so
a >i lie. it .leverrefnaav to wo K, and ia certainly
tni U'jaiest running in the mirket. I consider it
a fivai class mac t no.
Very respectfa'ly.
Minnie M. Willingham.
Oakland, Fatrfleld county, 8. C.
Thirty years ago tne total value of
the Southern crops of cotton, tobacco,
rice, hay, hemp and sugar-cane was
1138,605,723. The census report of
1880 shows the Southern farm products
were, in the last census year,'valued at
$760,000,000, one-third of which was
the value of the cotton product, which
remains the great staple of the South,
whose standing in the markets of the
world has not been affected by the East
and West Indian, the Brazilian and the
Egyptian cultivation. Instead of send
ing all the cotton to New England and
Old England, the South to-day is loom
ing up as the seat of a great cotton ma
nufacturing interest, so that the cheap
er or coarse grades of cotton cloth are
readily made for home consumption,
and are competing with the New Eng-_
land mills successfully.
—The Albany Penitentiary encloses
776 prisoners, of whom ninety are wo*
meR,
M" Boaq : i am won p 1 eased n every parucui
Wi. i; ic Davis Mao Vue bought of you. 1 think
p t -CDs- ma-Mlue tieve. v respect. You know
yon sold Severn' mac lines ot tne same make to
(MTeient members ot our famdles, all of whom,
as fpv as I know, t».e wel 1 p'eaaed w. o them.
Kespectiu'ly,
Mrs. M. a. Mobi.nr.
Fa rfleld coanty, April, 1883.
the D*v*
f',o. As we take in work, and hare mule the
p t,e o' several iiutesover, we oou . want auy
'i u) h ne. It is Riw. ys ready loiioaov kind
o' wui«. we tave 'o do. Ro puckermgo. skipping
S ' c ies. We conon'ysdv we are well pleased
auu wia.i no uetter machine,
KATHERINE WVLIE AND SISTER.
April *>, 1888.,
I have no fau'tto dud with my mich ne, and
douf wail any .tetter. I have male tie p-ice of
ifsevera times oy taking li sewing. It Is always
ready to do i's wk. Itnuc it a flrs-class ma
chine. I feel X can't aay too much for toe Davis
Vertical reed Machine.
Mrs. Thomas Smith.
Fairfield county, April, 1883.
Mr. J. O. Boaq—Dear Sir: It gives me much
pleasu.e io test.iy to tne merits of the Davis Ver
ne.' 1 Feed Sew ng Mach'ne. The mai hlne I got of
yon abou. live years ago. uas been almost lu con-
siaoi use eve" atuce that time. I cannot see that
it Is woiQ any, and has not cost me one cent for
re.'ai.gsmcA we nave had it. Am well pleased
aa dou't wish for any be tier.
Yours tru’y,
Robt. Crawford,
Granite Urairy, near Winnsboro S. C.
We have used the Davis Ver.lcal Feed Sewing
Machiue foi the last five ye.> 8. We would nut
have anv o.her make at any price. The machine
iiaa given us unb jumleu satisfaci ion.
Very respec.fullv,
Mrs. W. K. Turner a d Dauqhtbks!
Fairfield county, S. C., Jau. *i, 1888.
Havm t bought a Davis Vertical Feed Sewing
Machme iiom Mr. J. O. Boeg some three years
a^o, sad it 'laving given me perfect satisfaction in
•very res.ieot as a lamily maouiue both for hea-'y
rud iigiit sewing, ami never neeued roe least re-
p;i r 14 rny way. 1 can oiieerfnl'y .ecommend it to
anvonea-a n st-c'.ass machine in every narticu-
!.., ami ih nk L scorn I to mine, itiaone ot the
s a res. in ;l: uesmade: my ch"d en use it with
a!’ease. The ai-achmems ere more easly ad
justed ami it doe < a greater range of work by
ineaus of its Vet ical Feed than any other ma-
cniue I have ever seen or used.
Mrs. Thomas owinqs.
Winnsboro, Fairfield county, S. C.
We have had one of the Davis Machines about
fou> years and save always found It ready to do all
kim : s of worn we nave hail occasion to ua Can’t
see t art the machine is worn auy, and works as
’****”"" Mrs. W. J. Crawford,
Jackson's Creek, Farfleld county, 8. C.
Mv wife Is highly pleased with the Davis Ma
chine bough of you. She would not take double
want s •• gave for it. The maculae has out
been oiu of order since she had it, and she can do
any kind of woikon It.
Very Respectfully,
Jas. F. Free.
Monticelio, Fairfield county, S. C.
The Davis Sewing Machine Is slmplr a treas
ure Mrs. J. a. uoodwtn.
Ridgeway, N. C., Jan. 10, 1883.
J,0 Boaq, Esq.. Agent-Dear Sr: My wife
hai iieen us.ug a Dav.s Sewing Machine constam-
) v for i ae past four veal's, auu it a as neve needed
aay lepai.a an i works just es well as w ien first
bought. S.ie sava It wnl do a g eite: range of
pr. ct cal work wnd do .t easier and oerer than
anym ci'oesheuas ever used. We cheerfully
recommend it as a No. 1 family machine,
Your traj.
Jab. Q, Davie.
Winnsboro, S. C., Jan. 8,1883.
Mr. Boaq : I hare always found my Davis Ma
chine ready do a! kinds ot to work I have had oc
casion to uo. I cannot see that the machine la
worn e par dele and it works ss wed as when new.
Respectfully,
Mas. R. C. Gooding.
Winnsboro, S. C., April, 1868,
Mr. Boaq : My wife has been constantly nsing
the Dav s Machine bought of yon about Eve years
ago. I have never regretted Ouy ng U, aa it is
always ready for any k ind of family sewing, either
heavy or ligaL It 1^ never out of fix or needing
'"■'"■""Wfw.
Fairfield, 8. C., March, 1888.
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