The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, August 23, 1883, Image 1

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4 X • j. -r .4^. r *um*mmmi&Mk ! - mam*- ; IXI..ml. Ik. »r- -^1 w ■■■■.» ^ ^'. " ' . " '- ••&..1 TRI-WEEKLY EDITION. WINNSBORO. S. C.. AUGUST 23, 1883. ESTABLISHED 1848 SO GOES THE WOKt.D. Tlie eagle plucks the raven, And the raven plucks the jay, To whose voracious craving The cricket falls a prey. The big fish dine at leisure, Upon the smaller fry, And the minnow eats with pleasure The poor unconscious fly. The miser skins his neighbor, The neighbor skins the poor, And the poor man doomed to labor Spurns the beggar from his door. And thus the world is preying, The strong upon the weak, Despite the precious saying: “The earth is for the meek.” SECRET OF A LARCH-TREE. A lady, young, beaut ful, blonde, sparkled with diamonds as she danced, herself the magnet of all eyes, amidst the music, light, and revelry of the August night at Silver Spring. Dia monds twinkled in the fair hair, poised there as a butterfly; diamonds trembled like dewdrops about the snowy throat, and formed a blazing pendant medallion amidst the flowers of the satin corsage: diamonds flashed in the tiny ears and on each dimpled wrist. “Professor Horton, do you see the lady with the diamonds?” inquired tne Colonel, with his soft, good-natured laugh. “Yes, I see her. What then?” re torted the Professor, grimly. “Oh, nothing at all, only the Silver Spring will be regarded as a fashion able resort, wbat with the new Belle vue Hotel and such guests. Next year we will be able to hold up our heads with Saratoga and Newport, if we can add a race-course and club house, sir.” Here the Colonel rubbed his bands together with a gesture which has become traditional with the hotel proprietor of $11 ages. The face of Professor Horton was lean, sallow and dolorous, on the con trary, and was clouded by the discon tent of one w’ho has a grievance to lay at the door of circumstances. He retorted, sharply, “Mrs. Delaunay is the name, eh? Are the diamonds real?” “Real! They are of the purest water, and cost seventy-five thousand dollars, I am told. She was an heir ess, you know, and when she married last year, the accumulated interest of her minority was invested in these jewels.” Such w r as the Colonel’s glib explanation. “Who is her partner?” pursued the Professor. “Oh, the French Marquis de Ratti. They say he followed Mrs. Delaunay here, after being all about iu society at New York and Washington last winter.” “I do not believe in foreign noble men,” grumbled the Professor, “They prove xo be valets and barbers more often than not. He looks more like a prize-fighter than a gentleman; but perhaps the prize-fighting element is the highest element of blood among the nobility,” mused the republican spectator.. “Humph! I should not care to meet him on a dark night. He might crack my skull like an egg- sell betweer finger and thumb. Oh, the customs of fashion. That young husband, leaning against the wall, pennits the Marquis to waltz with his wife, instead of knocking him down for Ins impudence.” At this moment a pretty girl ap peared behind the professor and the landlord, with round, fair face and hair meekly brushed back from the temples, and ingenious blue eyes. The pretty girl smoothed her neat apron and lowered her eyes demurely as she demanded, in the softest of voices, “if you please’, sir, may I have my tea?” “Mrs. Delaunay’s English maid, Alice,” explained the Colonel, when he had granted the request. Why did Professor Horton follow 7 the English maid, so young, so genteel, so demure with his eye? He could not tell. He saw her pause outside an other window, where the Marquis de Ratti was taking the air, the dance being over, and it seemed to the ob- erver that the two exchanged a glance, 1 smile, a signal, before the girl dis appeared around the corner of the louse. •We only lack the gallantries of noblemen and ladles’-maids to complete he ruin of our Silver Spring,” mut- Bred this stern moralist, whose ideas rese so old-fashioned. He sought his [fwn chamber gloomily, for in addition perturbation of mind, owing to hav- his sylvan retreat invaded by the Philistines of fashion, he was literally broken by bodily fatigue. lie had ibled many miles that day, botan- ing in the valleys, and seeking geo- jical specimens oA adjacent hills. Lis shoes were dusty, his raiment irier-tom, his lo<xse sack-coat freighted ith the “rubbish” precious to the sa- irant in the wide external pockets, vhile rheumatic twinges in knee and ack reminded him that he was no anger young, thereby increasing his sasperation. Then to return to a Mel where all the world was dancing, id one woman was decked like an iol with seventy-five thousand dollars’ Forth of diamonds. The Professor’s gup of bitterness brimmed over at reflections. The room was stif- ngly hot, but he lighted his lamp, [Ld forced himself to read an extract am Dr. Dollinger, while moths blun- ed about the flame, frying them- iives to a condition of unpleasant spness, and mosquitoes stung his iples. His watch marked midnight. I still the movement of the ball-room the twang of musical instruments ched his ear, precluding the possi- iities of sleep. [‘Squeak, squeak, fiddles! Boom ay, bass viols! Keep it up till morn- [, by all means. I wonder if that is 1 music of the future? Ahl” Here listener clinched his teeth, with a L alical expression of countenance, [the violins shudder over his nerv- system, snatched up his broad felt , and strode out of doors, actuated he impule of escape, tie night was sultry and oppressive. Professor breathed a sigh of re- liof as he quitted the vicinity of the hotel, which sparkled with many lights through the trees like an ogre’s eye. Darkness and the obscurity of the shrubbery welcomed him abroad at this unusual hour. He strolled about the gravel paths, fanning himself with his hat, and paused beneath the pro jecting roof of the ornamented kiosque of the Silver Spring. “There will be a thunder storm be fore morning,” soliloquized the Pro fessor, replacing his hat. All was deliciously still here, and far below, guarded by the encircling basin, bubbled the Silver Spring, cool and limpid source of health, as the Profes sor firmly believed. Had not the nymph of the fountain spread her wings in startled flight in the disas trous change from rural tranquility to a fashionable resort? The Professor leaned on the parapet, and peered into the crystal depths of the spring, musing in this vein. As he did so he perceived two persons advancing from opposite directions to meet a few yards distant from himself. They proved to be a man and a womdn, and they scarcely paused before separating again with the same rapidity of movement as they had met. “Wait for me.” said the woman. “I shall have to manage, to get away at all.” “I will wait till morning,” replied the mau. “She is sure to dance tc the very last, you know,” added the woman. “Don’t lose your head, that’s all,” admonished the man. “I lose my head, indeed!” retorted the woman, whose voice and bearing were youthful. The Professor moved slowly away, scarcely heeding these words wafted to his ear by a passing breeze. At an an gle of the path was a rustic bench be neath a larch-tree, known, as Professor Horton’s favorite seat. Hither he directed his steps in an irritated mood, and sank down on it in sheer weari ness. The scent of flowers reached him, while the foliage seemed to spread above him ‘ ‘fragrant robes of darkness. ” Grateful repose succeeded noise and light, lulling all his senses to soft obliv ion; he fell asleep. He was awakened by a terrific peal of thunder, and opened his eyes with a bewildering uncertainty as to surround ing objects. The trees swayed wildly in the rising wind; a few large drops of rain fell heavily among the leaves; lightning quivered on the horizon. Suddenly a female form bent over him, some small object was thrust into his hand, and a voice whispered in his ear: “I am early. She had a headache. Quick! take them, or I shall be missed. The thunder rolled, the trees swayed, the woman vanished. Professor Hor ton winked several times, and opened his mouth to speak, then closed his lips without a sound. The object thus unexpectedly consigned to his care was a small leather bag, scarcely more than a tobacco pouch, and heavy. Mechanically he thrust it into one of the wide pockets of his loose coat. Hark! A heavy footstep crushed the gravel on the patch to the right. The professor rose to his own feet as if moved by a spring, his knees shoo]-:, his teeth chattered, a deadly fear smote him. Fear of what, evil? He did not kn .w. To shrink to the left, gam the next clump of shrubbery, and conceal him self, was the work of a mqment, and accomplished with the more ease that he knew every inch of ground from long familiarity. Had he not planted many of these trees which now proved friends? The hiding place gained was a larch surrounded by stiff little Japa nese cedars, and forming a sort of labarynth. Scarcely had the Professor glided into this shelter than a vivid sheet of lightning illuminated the whole country side. He saw himself seated on the rustic bench beneath the larch- tree 1 He could not believe the evi dence of his own senses; the breath remained suspended on his lips. Had he been a devout Catholic he would have crossed himself, invoking the protection of a calendar of saints; a chill of superstitious dread certainly stagnated his blood. Was he to be lieve that his hour had cony;! There sat his own image on the rustic bench, the soft felt hat pulled down over the brow, the broad shoulders, the slouch ing nondescript attire; nothing was lacking to complete the resemblance. Was he still asleep, victim of night mare, or had he gone mad? He pinched his flesh and rubbed his eyes violently. The figure under the larch- tree did not vanish. Swift realization of the truth dawned on the drowsy scholar. He was alone, at a distance from the now silent hotel, and he had in his pocket a bag which belonged to the other. What if this unknown had found him still on the bench? What if he emerged now, accosted the stranger, and gave him the bag? “I should be murdered as sure as there is a heaven above us,” shuddered the man of letters, with a conviction for which he could give no reason. At this junction the wind freshened, and the rain fell in torrents, while the lightning became less frequent. Pro fessor Horton quitted the larch-tree, reached the hotel with surprising agil ity, found a window of the recent ball-room unfastened, groped his way through that deserted apartment and gained his own chamber. The bag was gone. He had lost it from the wide pocket, probably in his fight. His watch marked two o’clock. The Pro fessor extinguished the candle, opened the shutters of the window, and Beated himsi If with his eyes fixed ou the eastern horizon. He was a prey to the most exciting emotions. Professor Horton was the first votary of the Silver Spring abroad next morn ing. If he was feverish and haggard, with a stealthy, even furtive aspect, the boy at the fountain did not notice the circumstance. Always an early riser, the Professor sipped a glass of the sparkling water, and then walked along the upper paths of the grounds. Cautiously he skirted the rustic seat beneath the larch-tree, and approached the larch. A short, dry laugh of tri umph escaped the bps of the usually undemonstrative student. A leather bag, half pouch, lay, concealed by the long grass, beneath the spreading boughs. The larch-tree had kept its secret well. The bag remained where it had fallen from the Professor’s wide pocket. He clutched it, returned to to his room, and proceeded to investi gate the contents. The little bag held the Delaunay diamonds. Necklace, bracelet, butterfly ornament—nothing was lacking in this precious heap swept hastily from cumbersome case and casket. Five minutes later the rosy landlord was seized by the collar, dragged into his private office, and confronted by Professor Horton, whose agitation verged on sheer lunacy. The latter took "from his pocket a little bag, and poured out the Delaunay diamonds, telling a wild and incoherent tale, meanwhile about a larch-tree and mid- night'rambles. “Nobody would believe it, you know,” said the Colonel, coolly. The hotel proprietor is never surprised in this world. “Take the trinkets, and restore them 111 your own way. Do not mention me in this transaction,” retorted the Pro fessor. He stooped and plunged his fingers once more in the rainbow of precious stones with a sort of intoxica tion; the starry rays of rose and blue dazzled, blinded him. “Beautiful and fatal gift to man!” he murmured, with parched lips. The Colonel closed one eye, with the aspect of a sagacious bird. Professor Horton sought his bed, and slept heavily until 4 o’clock in the afternoon. He was awakened by voices, and peered through the shut ters of his window. A carriage waited to take the Delaunay party to the steamboat on the lake. Mr. and Mrs. Delaunay were already seated, while Alice, the maid, had paused to reply to the head waiter, after which she re-entered the hotel. At this moment Professor Horton’s door was opened, and the Colonel entered with the bouncing swiftness of moment peculiar to fat men in haste. If the conduct of the Professor had been extraordinary in the morning when he had restored the jewels, that of the Colonel was not less so in the afternoon. He locked the door, made a warning gesture to the Professor, and stole on tiptoe to a second door at the extremity of the large room, where he lay down on floor and applied eye and ear to crack. Voices became audible in adjoining chamber. “I was there at one o’clock, and gave it to you,” said a woman. “A lie! I waited all night, and you did not come,” said a man. “I gave it to a person under the tree, and he took it,” gasped the woman. “Fool! Then the game is up. Get yourself dismissed at Newport, and cut to New York. If I believed you were tricky, my girl, it would be the worse for you.” “There was a sound of footsteps, and immediately afterward the Delaunay carriage rolled away. The Colonel rose to his feet, chuck ling at the success of his stratagem. “Set a thief — ahem—I mean a woman to catch a woman. My wife thought of having the English maid sent back in search of the missing bag, in order to give her a chance to com municate with her accomplice in the hotel, if she had one. The bag was dropped in the empty room next to you, for the purpose, and a man joined her there. Your story is amply cor roborated, you see, by the few words exchanged.” “I believe the Marquis de Ratti is the accomplice, and no more a French man than you are,” exclaimed the Professor. “So do I; but how to prove it?” re joined the Colonel. “You should have them arrested,” urged the Professor. “What is the charge? Your advent ures of the night? The noble Marquis is caught whispering with a pretty girl? No, no; I gave back the diamonds to Mr. Delaunay—with a suitable expla nation—and he has carried them away in a money belt. We alone know the truth.” “And the larch-trees,” added the Professor. “It was the noble larch- tree that kept the secret, my friend. Well, well, I hope you are pleased with the fashionable elements attracted to our Silver Spriug. Doubt 1 ess the Mar- quis de Ratti and the demure English maid Alice belong to one of those bands of English thieves who are said to keep a map of country-seats with reference to the plate chest, and are now trying their fortune in America. How beau tiful they were—those diamondsl” The Marquis de Ratti departed by the nine o’clock boat that same evening. His foreign accent was never more apparent than when he took leave of Silver Spring. the the the Railway Exhibition. The receipts of the Chicago Railway Exhibition amounted to $85,0b0, bnt the amount of loss has not yet been as certained. The electrical railway was in operation 118 hours, and in that time carried 26,805 passengers. The entire distance run was 466 miles. The report of the electnoian in charge of the ruad, although it gives these and other par ticulars, and says that the motor proved the theoretical calculations made as to the power developed, does not contain one word about the amount of power actually required to operate it, the per centage of loss in conversion, or any- thing that would indicate either its suc cess or failure from a commercial stand point. This omission is significant. There has been no doubt, in recent years, that trains could run by electri city, but the question is, how much does power thus applied cost? The en gineer, instead of answering this ques tion, repeats what was already known, that trains can be run by electricity. —A monster lobster in the London Fisheries Exhibition was sent over from America. It measures three feet in length, and oneof its claws weighs eight pounds, the total weight being about twenty-eight. Two Electric Freak*. A most extraordinary instance of an 1 electrical fog is mentioned by Mr. Crosse, of Bromfield, England. This gentleman, for the purpose of studying atmospheric electricity, had a long wire extending from tree to tree in his park. The wire being perfectly insulated con veyed the atmospheric electricity to the room of the observer, where one end terminated in an insulated brass bail, near which was a second ball connected with the ground. Mr. Crosse’s account is as follows : “ Ou a dark November day I was sitting in my electrical room, during a very dense fog and rain which had lasted many hours accompanied by a strong south-west wind. J had at this time 1,000 feet of insulated wire, which crossing two if nail y" brought the electric fluV^to'tfiy room. From about 8 o’clock in toe morning to 4 in the afternoon the wire gave no sign of electricity. About 4 o’clock, while reading, I suddenly heard a very strong explosion between the two balls, which was an inch apart. Shortly, the explosion became more frequent, until there was one uninterrupted stream of discharges, which gradually died away and the a recommenced with the opposite electricity in equal vio'ence. The stream of fire waf too vivid to look upou for any length of time, and the discharge continued for five hours without any intermission and then ceased entirely. The least contact with the conductor would have occasioned instant death ; the stream of fluid far exceeding any thing I have ever witnessed, except during a thunderstorm.” An extraordinary display of atmos- pheriec electricity, in connection with telegraphic lines, which may fairly be attributed to the prevalefice of a snow storm, was observed some years ago on our western plains, and is thus told by a writer in the Hartford Times : “ It was first noticed on tlfe telegraphic wires in central Iowa. The lines, lead ing west, were rendered useless for the transmission of messages, owing to an incessant discharge of ejectricity, in creasing in intensity untilft would leap from one strap iu a luininfins stream to the ground-plate of th*lightning-ar rester. At times the whole brass-work of tho switch-board would appear as a mass of flame, illuminating the office with a blinding glare. ' For several hours previous, and for some time after the electric discharges, a south-west wind was blowing at the rate of thirty- five miles an hour, acoimpanied by jilt snow, with the thermometer at o'-- F. This display took place within the region having Minnesota on the north, Detroit on the east, southern Iowa on the south, and Omaha ou the west. It was observed Yr- many tele graph operators, who all united in say ing that its effects were entirely dif ferent from those experienced during ordinary auroral storms. Where a number of wires were on the same pole one would be highly charged with electricity and the others butslightlv, or not at all. During the remarkable electric phenomena that occurred on the 17th of November, 1882, one source of disturbance was a snowstorm, which prevailed in England, and seriously in terfered with the transmission of tele- praphic messages from that country, and had also obstructed the land service there. Dres* Reform. In spite of the attack of “A Woman” on male dress, it is obvious that men on the whole run little danger to health from the caprices of the mode. Their clothes are at all times so fashioned that they can wear unknown any quantity of inner clothing, and the gayest dandy in evening dress may be amply protected from sudden chills. This is not the case as regards lathes at balls, and herein men show more sense than women. The open coat, also, may always be buttoned across the chest, and inner drawers may make up for thin trousers. As to the latter gar ment, which some women envy and others attack, there is, if we may say so and absurd fuss made about its advo cacy and use. We believe it is an open secret that “dual” garments have long been worn by ladies of all ages, from schoolgirls up to matrons, and that, as they are not exhibited, they may be as long or as short, as light or as warm, as tight or as loose, as the wearer wills or the seasons demand. Men show their trousers, women conceal them; that is all the difference. If a girl desires free dom she has only to concentrate all the comfort and warmth in these invisible garments, and then with a light, loose skirt she can walk as freely as any man and yet look as feminine as any fashion able lady. No public meetings, no ostentatious exhibitions are required for this reform. Any woman may dis pense to-morrow with heavy skirts without even the knowledge of her lord. Perhaps a solution so simple derives the improvement of its attractiveness, there must be a cause and a crusade with protagonists and martyrs—speeches, resolutions and leaders, committees, councils, exhibitions and appeals—all to compass a change that any girl can ac complish by half an hour’s shopping and a few minutes’ trouble and thought. The June Crop. Melon* for Chills. A correspondent writes iu relation to chills: Some years ago I was in a min ing town in California during the melon season. As melons and fruits gener ally had to be hauled in wagons a dist ance of some twenty miles, I could not procure them with the usual regularity. Upon one occasion my supply of melons gave out, and 1 remarked to an ac quaintance ihat, as a result, I expected I would have a chill. Sure enough, one day while engaged in a mine 1 was taken with a very severe chill. I spread out in the sun with all the coats that could be gathered around piled uu, but of coarse could not keep warm. Just about this time a supply of melons ar- . rived and I at op<jp bi^ym jWMng the; >'s| heartily. 4 had a craving appetite for oysters and vinegar, but little or no ap petite for anything else except melons. I procured from an adjacent store some Baltimore canned oysters and consumed about three cans daily, served with strong vinegar, and between meals ate heartily of melons. Strange as it may seem, these two remedies combined, without any medicine whatever, cured the chills as thoroughly as could have been done by means of quinine or any other remedy. I had only one chill. The philosophy of the matter appears to be this; The melons reopened the bowels, which had probably become costive, and the oysters, bei ng a strong diet, strengthened nature, thus enab ling her to throw off the disease and restore the system to its normal condi tion. The fact that the chills were completely eradicated while using me lons must be conclusive proof that they will not produce chills, if eaten regu larly. 1 afterwards spent much of my time during several melon seasons in Marysville, a city much addicted to chills, by reason of adjacent swamps and low lands, 1 ate melons regularly and had no chills, while many who were afraid of them had chills. I have never been in any place where chills ap peared to be so prevalent as in Marys ville, and 1 will give it as my opinion that melons, regularly eaten, would do more to eradicate them than any other means that could be devised. iifi 4 'Wine From the June crop report of the Agricultural Department of Illinois, it appears “that the estimated increase in the coni acreage over 1882 is three per cent., making the corn area this year over 7,500,000 acres. The condition in dicates a yield three-fourths as large as as the average, or 168,750,000 bushels less than the crop of 1882. The condi tion of green com and sugar cane is dis couraging. Winter wheat prospects are not as good as in May, and the pres ent estimate is 16,000,000 bushels. Oats are nearly up to the average condition, and the prospective yield is 100,090,000 bushels. Rye, flax and barley have fal- kn off 10 per cent, in the acreage. There will be 100,000 acres of Irish po tatoes. Severe frosts have greatly in jured the fruit crop. —The number of sheep in New Mex ico is reported to have increased from 10,000,000 in 1880 to 20,000,000 at the present time. lie Ueilexetl In Tein|>eranee. “Fact is,” said Mr. Swiller, sitting down at the round table with his friend. “Fact is—two beers, Tony!— there’s just as much .intemperance in eating as there is in drinking, and that’s what puts me—by George, tliat’s refreshing, isn’t it? Cold as ice. Fill ’em up again, Tony—out of patience with these total abstinence fanatics. A man can be temperate in his eating and he can be temperate in his drink ing, and I go—light a cigar?—in for temperance in all things. Now I like to—thank you, yes, 1 believe I will re peat—sit down with a friend and enjoy a glass of beer in a quiet way, just as we do now. It’s cool, refreshing, mildly stimulant—have another with me—and does me good. I know when I have enough and—once more, Tony —when I have enough I know enough to quit. Now do I look—hello, there’s Johnson; sit down here with us John son; three beers, Tony—I was just asking Blotter here if I looked like a victim of dyspepsia. I don’t drink much water this weather; I believe it’s the worst—this time with me, fellows —thing a man can put into his system such weather as this. I believe beer is tne best thing for any man, and I know it’s the best thing for me. But 1— don’t hurry; have another before you go; here, Tony!—don’t gorge myself with it; I don’t sit around and get full every time 1 take a drink. 1 like to— three more Tony—sit down quietly with a friend and enjoy a glass of beer and a bite of lunch, but 1 don’t like to gorge myself. I don’t eat myself into a — fill these up again — dyspepsia, either, and then claim to be a temper ate man. Temperance in all things is my mozzer-mozzo-motto. Thatsh me. Now, I don-donk-donkall, i donkall myself a drinking man—once more wiz me, fellows—I like to sit down quieshly wish few frens and ’joy glash beer—just becaush does me good; good. But I don eat myself to death—oncesh more all roun’—like these temperals falatics—oncesh in while I like glash of beer—jush in quiet way oncesh in while I like glash of beer—but you don’see—you don’see me gettin’ full ev’y time—” (Talks temperance in all things and undue indulgence in nothing over twelve more glasses and succumbs.) Rasing Upon Crutches. There was a novel race from the custom house to the Commercial office, in L'iuib- ville, Ky., the other morning between 12 and 1 o'cloctt, between a couple of one- legged men named Cook and Rogers. The lifer is a recent arrival from Memphis, wnere he was considered the crack one- legged runner of the country. Since his arrival in Louisville he has been talking pretty loud about his lacing abilities, and he met Cook, who claims the reputation of being the fleetest one-legged runner in Louisville. Upon meeting both men claimed to be able to “do” the other, and a match was soon arranged between them. They divested themselves of their coats, vests and bats, and each with a single crutch under his right arm, got in position for the tace. At a given signal they star ted and the Louisville man with three tremendous hops sprang in the lead. But Memphis was alongside ot him in a mo ment, and then ensued one of the grandest races ever witnessed. The men hopped together as though they were one man, and the time made was wonderful. A race horse could not have caught them, for they made fully twelve feet at every stride. Together they wen', and as they reached the string running from the Commercial office to the Kentucky School of Medicine, the belated pedestrians who witnessed the race declared that it would be a dead heat, when suddenly the Memphis man's crutch struck a treacherous rock and away be went head over heels, first one end up and then the other. The Louisville man put on an extra spurt to keep his adver sary from rolling In under the string ahead of him. But when the Memphis man struek the high street crossing he stopped rolling, and the Louisville man went under the wire an easy winner by two lengths. UarberinK at Hume. obs answering thejmll, reading, Veii'^M^whS^itTr^er upTos «e oaw, snartTTOking such rouble, and 1* w good as * ben first txn * sUl,d wiUloQt Winusboro, S. C., Aprl. 1883. * J - W * A New York barber recently remarked there are a great many families who dis like to bring their children to the shop to have their hair trimmed. They pre fer naving it done at iheir homes. This is a lucrative branch of the practice, as the price charged is treble that which rules in the shop. Already I have twelve families ou my list. I visit their children once a month, and keep their hair in order. Next mere are gentle men who can afford the luxury of a pri vate barber. The valet, as a rule, is a bad workman, ontside of his natural duties of brushing his master’s clothes and boots all the _ r as hq| cun stand without being caught by his master I wait ou about twenty gentlemen now at their homes. All of my clients are gentlemen of wealth, and nil of them are very partic ular about the trimming of their heads and hair. i have one exceedingly liberal customer at the Faimer House. He tbiuks that my manner of combing his hair conceals bis growing boldness Irom a prying world—an important matter to any mau who finds himself nearing the fortieth milestone, which, is called the old age of youth. It le not shaving and hair catting only that I do among this class, I am provided with materials to produce a delicate gloss on the whiskers, also with an incomparable mixture for restoring gray hair to its youthful color. Do you want a bottle? No? You may, when you grow older, feel as many of my customers do—that gray hairs are insulting. I have a bachelor who entertains his friends, male and female, in regal style in his apart ments in the—well, in a flat on Michi gan avenue. His hair and beard daily grow thinner. Why? Because every morning he has me make a microscopic examination tor gray hairs in each. If there are any, out they come with the tweezers. 1 expostulate and cite my restorer as the proper cure, but he in sists. He'll be sorry when he has no hair, which won’t be a very long time from now if ne keeps up his present rate ot pulling it out. The pernicious prac tice of men shaving themselves is the worst opposition existing to the tonso rial trade. But, fortunately, every one cannot learn to handle his own razor, and as for cutting their own hair, none of them can do tba\” “Another very lucrative branch of practice is among lady clients,” droned the barber. “1 attend a good many ladies regularly once a week to shampoo and dress their hair. The Importance of every art which tends to preserve and beautify the hair is very highly re garded, I am glad to say. When the J scalp is kept free of dandruff and is over a certain fragrance. Ladies should use little oil. The hair brush is better than sticky liquids, They should be careful about keeping their hair trimmed. It is liable to split at the endi and grow harsh when not attended to. I am; as I say, waiting on a great many ladies at their residences, and, by the way, it would surprise people who have no opportuniti s of seeing for them selves to learn of the elegence and lux ury of certain Chicago homes. I recall the mistress’ dressing-room in a house on Prairie avenue. Its walls are mostly mirrors with silver frames, the spaces between them tilled in wi:h costly lace adornments. The toilet set is silver and geld, heavily studded with precious stones. Every article in the room is of the richest and most expensive charac ter, as, indeed, it can aftord to be, see ing that the owner's husband makes half a million a year. Volcanic Eruption at S«a. THE VERDICT —OF- THE PEOPLE BUY THE BEST! Mr. J. O. Boao—Dear Sir: I bought the lint Davia Machine sold by you oygjtflva alvas aay bought. POLICE. Mr. Boao: Ton wish to know what I have to uy In regard to the Davia Machine bought 0' you threa years ago. I feel I can’t say too much In na favor. I made about $80,00 within five months, at times running It so fast that the needle would get per fectly hot from friction. I feel confident 1 could not have done the same work with aa much ease and so well with any other machine. No time loat In adjusting attachments. The lightest running machine ' have ever treadled. Brother James and Williams’ families are as much pleased with their Davi* Maciiiuea bougiii oi you. i want uo better machme. As I said before, I don’t think too much can be said for the Davia Machine. Respectfully, Ellen Stevenson, Falrfl“ld County, April, 1883. Mr. Boao : My machine gives me perfect satla- faction. I find no fault with it. The attachments are 10 simple, i wish for no better than the Davis Vertical FeeJ. Respectfully. „ Mrs. R. Millino. Fairfield county, Apn', 1883. Mr. Boao: I bought a Pavla Vertical Feed e wing Machine from you four years ago. I am elighted with it. It never has given me any rouble, and has never been the least out of order. It Is as good as when I first bought it. 1 oaa cheerfully recommend It. Respectfully, Mrs. M. J. Kibeland. Montlcello, April 30,1883. This is to certify that I have been using a Dana Vertical Feed Sewing Machine *or over twoyeara, purchased of Mr. J. u. Hoag. 1 haven't found 11 possessed of any fault—all the attachments are ao simple, i, never refuses to work, aud it eertaluly the llghtesi running in the market. I consider it a first-class machine. Very respectfully, Minnie M. Willingham. Oakland, Fairfield county, S. C. Mr Boao : i am wen pleased m every partiom with the Pavia Machine bought of you. 1 think a first -class machine In every respect. You knew you sold several raachlnea of the same make to different members of our families, all ot whom, as far as 1 know, are well pleased with them. Hesnectfully, Mrs. M. U. Moblet. Fairfield county, April, 18S3. A violent volcanic eruption recently took place in the Java Heas. During May 20 and 21 the outbreak at Krakatau Island, situated in the Strait of Sunda. was very heavily felt at Batavia. From Anjer it is reported “there was a tre mendous eruption, with continual shak ing and heavy rain of ashes,” on the 20th of Miy, and on the night of the following day it was distinctly seen there. A steamer which reached Ba tavia on the 24th of July having passed Krakatau Island ou tne north, met with a heavy rain of ashes, covering the decks with one and a half inches of volcanic matter. While tills eruption seems to have been notably violent it is an agreeable surprise that no fatal effects aooompany- ing it arj reported. The great curve made by the islands circling round Borneo, including Java, defines an aiea of most intense volcanic activity, and it would have been nothing remarkable had the recent outbreak been exceed ingly destructive. In 1822 the eruption ot Mount Gilung-gung on the main island desolated over a hundred villages and destroyed four thousand persons. The eruption of Mount Guntur, in 1843, according to the estimate of J unghuhn, a writer on Java, threw out thirty mil lion tons of sand and ashes. That the volcanoes of this island—the gem of the Indian Ocean—have not exhausted their energy by these exploits is shown by the fact that in 1872 the eruption of the active volcano Merapi proved fatal to many inhabitants of Kadu, and the damage feared from the ashes ejected by this fiery cone is said to have inter fered with coffee planting in the dis tricts of Probolingo and Bemaneh. As late as 1878, according to seismic statis tics of Dr. Bergsma, there were sixteen earthquakes registered throughout the island. As the scene of the recent disturbance lies on the West Java coast, and the whole island is swept at this season by the regular south-east trade winds, the volcanic ashes must have fallen mostly at sea and cannot have affected the the growing coffee crops. It u to be hoped that the recent eruption at Kra- katan, by relieving the earth of the in ternal pressure, will be a safeguard against further disturbances at present. But as Java is the centre of the most active volcanic region now known on the globe, having standing on a single plain twenty-eight distinct volcanic cones, varying in height from five thou sand to fourteen thousand feet, it must be some time before a sense of security returns to the Javanese. This Iftto certit; we have hail m constant tut the Davis Machine bought ot you about three years ago. As we take in work, and have made the price of it several times over, we don't want any better machine. R is always ready todo any kind of work we have to do. No puckering or aklpplng stitches. We can only sav we are we 1 , pleased and wlab no better machine, Catherine W’yme and Sister. April 86, 18*8, I have no fault to find with my mach ne, and don’t want any .tetter. I have made the price of it several times by taking In sewing. It is always reaily to Oo Its work. I think it a flrst-claaa ma chine. I feel I can't say too mach for the Davi* Vertical Feed Machine. Mrs. Thomas Smith. Fairfield county, April, 1883. Mr. J. O. Boao—Dear Sir: It gives me mTcb pleasure to testify to the merits of the Davis Ver tical Feed Sewing Machine. The machine 1 got of yon about five years ago. has been almost .'a con- slant use ever since that.time. I cannot see that it la worn any, and has not cost me one cent for repairs since we have had it. Am well pleaaed and don’t wish for any better. Yonrs truly, Rost. Crawfobb, Granite quarry, near Wlnnsboro S. C. We have used the Davis Vertical Feed Sewing Machine for the last five years. We would not have any other make at any price. The machine has given us unbounded satisfaction. Very reapectfully, Mrs. W. K. Turner and DauobtiksI Fairfield county, S. C., Jan. 87, 1888. uavip<i bought a Davis Vertical Feed Sewlug Machine from Mr. J. O. Boag some three years ago, and it having given me perfect satisfaction In every res|«ct asa family machine, both for hea-'y and light sewing, and never needed the least re pair In any way, 1 can cheerfully recommend It to any one as a first-class machine in every particu lar, and think It second to none. It Is one ot the simplest machines made; my children use It with all ease. The attachments are more eaally ad justed and It doet a greater range of work by means of its Vertical Feed than any other ma chine I have ever seen or used. Mas. Thomas Owinos. Wlnnsboro, Fairfield county, & C. We have had one of the DavL Machine* about fonr years and hav* always found It ready to do all kinds of work we have had occaaion to da Can’t sgs that the machine is worn any, and works aa well as when new. Mrs. W. J. Crawford, Jackson’s Creek, Fairfield county, 8. C. My wife is highly pleased with the Davis Ma chine bought of yon. She would not take double what ahe gave for It. The machine has not been ont of order since she had It, and she can do any kind of work on It. Very Respectfully, Jae. F. Free. Montlcello, Fairfield county, S. CL The Davis Sewing Machine Is simply a tr*a$- ure Mrs. J. A. uoodwth. Ridgeway, N. C., Jan. 10, 1883. J.O Boao, Esq., Agent—Dear Sir: My wife has been using a Davis dewlag Machine constant ly for the paat fonr years, and It has never needed any repairs and works Jnst as well as when first bought She says It will do a g.eater range of practical work »nd do it easier and better than any machine ehe has ever used. We cheerfully recommend It as a Na 1 family machine, Your trujr, Jas. Q. Davis. Wlnnsboro, 8. C., Jan. 8,1883. Me. Boas : 1 have alwaja found my Davis Ma chine ready do all kinds of to work I have had oc casion todo. I cannot see that the machine Is worn a particle and It works as wed as when new. Respectfully, Mia. R. C. Goodino. Wlnnsboro, 8. C., April, 1888, Mr. Boas : My wife has been oonstantly using the Davis Machine bought of yon about nve years seo. 1 have never regretted baying It, aa K M always ready for any kind of famuj sewing, either heavy or light. It ta never out of fix or needing »«, ,w «r Kw miMM, & C. Kink, UM.