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AOmOOLTUBE.
DOMESTIC.
Sheep Between Hay and Grass.—
Sheep are extremely food of green food
and,-if allowed, will search far and near
for tofts of grass that have remained
green through the winter, or for groen
shoots just starting. Tne amount of
food that they get in this way is hardly
• more than enough to compensate for
this extra labor in traveling.This roam
ing over fields should be restricted to a
short time each day; for having lost
their substantial food, they are likely
to become weak and injured by this
change from winter to spring food. This
period is well known, under the old
system of allowing sheep to shift for
themselves, as the most p rilous of the
year. The stamina of the system soon
becomes so reduced that exposure to a
slight storm ends them in a few hours.
The careful shepherd will therefore
provide against exposure to storms and
reduction ©f food during April and a
portion of May, if the season is bach-
ward. There is no portion of the year
when sheep more need a small grain ra
tion and a lock of hay than that between
hay and grass. It has come to be con
sidered the period of greatest risk by
flockmasters; but if sheep have been
well kept through the winter and they
reach spring in good, strong, healthy
condition, why should there be so great
a risk after the mild season begins?
There is no sound reason, except the
fact that as soon as sheep go to the
fields the winter feed is nearly all omit
ted, whereas they should be fed steadily
till the grass furnishes sufficient food for
them to tlirive upon.
It is a common remark that almost
anything is good enough for a hog, and
to this senseless proposition is traced
the disease among swine owned by breed
ers who indorse it. Since time immem
orial the hog has been called the farm
scavenger, but nevertheless,the success'
ful breeder is he who relies the least
upon this overestimated characteristic
of that animal. Bad water,worse treat
ment in haLMSing,andu superabundance
of filth are the foundation of all diseases
to which hogs are subject,and it is con
sequently easy to believe that the health
of the animal and the quabty of the
meat must increase in proportion to the
cleanliness of the food and surround
ings.
It is said that ‘ ‘however fertile a soil
may be, not more, perhaps, than one
per cent, of its substance is at any mo
ment, in a fit condition lor nourishing
the crops. The great bulk of this fertil
ity is unavailable to the plant at any
one time, and is only slowly liberated
by the action of air, tf moisture, of heat
and of manure. It is upon the rate at
which the liberation of plant food takes
place that the natural fertility of the
soil may be said, in a great measure, to
depend.”
In associated dairying, where the
milk or cream of a township is collected
or worked up in one depot and where
the returns so greatly depend upon a
continuously equal quality of the pro
duct, experiments in feeding cannot be
allowed, and all doubtful food should
be tabooed for the general good. The
men who believe that they can feed cab
bages and turnips without affecting the
milk and not be discovered, and who
now and then do it to find out, are not
the proper companions in associated
dairying.
The yearly dairy products of this
country now exceed the money value of
the annual wheat crop, cr of the cotton
and wool crops combined. The latest
addition to the dairy States is Nebraska
where one company has consumed in
one year 1,412,416 pounds of milk, and
produced 96,600 pounds of cheese, and
82,830 pounds of butter. Nebraska now
contains seven first-creameries, and of
fers laud by the ten tnou and acres for
dairy and live stock purposes.
aboktion among calves may be traced
to so many different causes that it would
be hard to enumerate them, The only
wonder is that there are not more repor
ted than there are when the careless
treatment that mares often receive is
taken into consideration. It is often
the case that they are worked along be
side geldings, worked just as hard, or
driven as fast as theirmates without any
regard to their condition.
Horses are naturally scrupulously
cleanly, and the nearer you keep them
in such a condition the better they will
thrive. Especially are they so about
their food when at liberty to select what
they wish, yet it is too often the case
that when they are fed in stables and
elsewhere, their troughs become sour
and moldy or that their food is thrown
to them m some filthy place that would
be enough to destroy their appetite.
Every flock owner should improve
his flock year by year, by the use of
good bucks, and keeping the best ewe
iambs and disposing of the oldest sheep
in the flock, it is very poor economy,
indeed, to sell off the lambs every year
and keep the old sheep until they are
ten or twelve years old, because the
flock, by this method, will not yield as
much profit as by a judicious, system of
weeding out annually,
A farmer who is largely engaged in
raising stock adopts the following
method in raising calves, and meets
with excellent sum ss: The calves are
tethered and allowed five quarts ot skim
milk morning and night In the winter
they received one quart each of wheat
and bran, and when they have finished
that they are allowed a small quantity
of hay.
A Vermont sheep raiser says that the
best method for doctoring sheep for foot
rot Is to wet the foot of every sheep in
the flock, sound o. lame, thoroughly
with kerosene or coal oil, and put what
sulphur you can take in the thumb and
finger between the hoofs of each foot.
Keep them in a dry place for twelve
hours. Kepeat the operation in about
two weeks to make sure work.
A cedar six or eight feet high, with
the branches gradually shortened from
below, makes an excellent support .for
ornamental vines. One of these,covered
with a clematis or other showey climber
makes a pyramid of great beauty.
Prune up the old currant bushes at
once, before the leaves get well started.
Thin out the old wood and shorten back
the growth of last season. The size of
the fruit can be increased by generous
manuring. In setting out new bushes
place them at least four feet apart.
It is well to sow parsely as early as
possible, under glass if convenient as
the seed is often several weeks in the
ground before the plants appear. Two
handsome and good varieties are the
jem leaved and double curled.
Strawberry “Bavarian” Cream.—
There is required a pint of cream, a
quart of strawberries, half a cupful of
cold water, half a cupful of boiling
water, a large cupful of sugar and half
a package of gelatine. - Soak the gela
tine two hours in the cold water, mash
the berries and sugar together and stand
for an hour. Whip the cream to a froth
and strain the juice from the berries,
taking care that none of the seeds go
with it. Pour the hot water upon the
gelatine, which when it is dissolved,
strain into the strawberry juice; set this
in a tin bowl into a pan of ice water and
beat until a cream forms. When it is
of about the consistency of soft custard,
the whipped cream is stirred into it,
and after a good stirring the mixture is
turned into moulds and set away to
harden.
Canadian Bazaar.
Mr. John Osborne, Musical Bazaar, To
ronto, Canada, writes that his wife was
cured of rheumatism by the great pain-
bamsher, St. Jacob’q Oil; that he has
found it an invaluable remedy for many
ailments,
Magnolia Sauce.—Take one pint of
the ripe (red) seeds of the Magnolia
grand'iflora, picked directly from the
large pods, without unnecessary hand
ling or washing, Place these seeds in
a wide-mouthed or common glass bottle,
and pour over them one quart of sharp
and first-rate cider vinegar—genuine
juice of the apple, not “made up” stuff.
If you cannot obtain cider vinegar, pure
white wine vinec \r will do, though I
prefer the former. Cork the bottle
somewhat loosely; let it stand in a cool,
dark place for a week or ten days, and
it is fit for use. Olive oil may be used
mstead o" vinegar, and a little of this
oil-sauce gives a rare piquancy to salad
dressing. The vinegar Magnolia sauce
when used on fish, meat, etc., will be
found peculiarly delicate and appetizing.
*** “Troubles often come from whence
we least expect them.” Yet we may otten
prevent or counteract them by prompt and
intelligent action. Thousands of persons
are constantly troubled with a combina
tion of diseases. Diseased kidneys and
costive bowels are tneir tormentors. They
should know that Kidney-Wort acts on
these organs at the same time, causing
them to throw off the poisons that have
clogged th#m, and so renewing the whole
system.
8©"l’he Diamond Dyes for family use
have no equals. All popular colors easily
dyed, fast and beautiful. 10 cents a pack
age.
When emptying egg shells for an om
elette that does not require white and
yolks to be separated, break a hole
about the size of a dime in one end,
stir with a skewer inside, and keep the
shell m shape. You can fill it with
orange blanc mange, or strawberry
cream afterwards, and it makes a very
pretty mould. For the orange mixture
a pint of milk, added to a third of a box
of gelatine, and soak two hours. Heat
without boiling, and stir frequently.
When all is dissolved, add one and a
half tablespoonfnls of sugar, a third of
a teaspoonful of orange flavor and a
pinch of salt. This should fill six egg
shells. Set them on ice to cool and
break off the shells when serving, with
custard or raspberry jam.
Whu! it Did tor an Old t^nly.
Cosuootcn Station, N. Y., Dec. 28.1873
Gents—A number of people had been
using your Bitters here, and with market
effect. In one case, a lady of over seven
ty years, had been sick for years, and for
the past ten years has not been able to be
around halt the time. About six months
ago she got so feeble she was helpless.
Her old remedies, or physicians, being of
no avail, 1 sent to Deposit, forty-fire miles
away, and got a bottle of Hop Bitters. It
improved her so she was able to dress her
self and walk about the house. When she
had taken the second bottle she was able
to take care of her own room and walk out
to her neighbor’s, and has improved all
the time since. My wife and children also
have derived great benefit from their use.
W. B. HATHAWAY, AgL U. 8. Ex. Co..
Vegetable Diet.—Gunshot and other
wounds never heal as quick in flesh-eat
ing nations as in vegetable-eating
nations. Flesh-eaters are especially
subject to inflammatory diseases, par
ticularly levers and dysentery. Over-
indulgence in animal food, gives an
unnatural life, leads to sensuality, sen
suality brings on exhaustion, exhaus
tion demands stimulation, ending in
sickness, insanity and death. A vege
table diet, based on physiologiccl prin
ciples, xyith a sound mind in a sound
body, may be considered an absolutely
certain safe-guard against fevers, bowel
complaints, cholera, smallpox and sim
ilar diseases. Abstinence from animal
food, tobacco, snuff, alcoholic and fer
mented beverages is conductive to piety,
moral goodness and long life.
Murder will out, so will the fact that Car-
boline, a deodorized extract of petroleum,
the natural hair renewer and restorer, is
the best preparation ever invented and ex
cels all other hair dressings, as thousands
of genuine certificates now in our posses
sion abundantly prove.
HUMOROUS.
How much do you ask for those pep
permints in the window ?” inquired a
countryfied looking individual, as he
stepped into a novelty store in Augusta
one day not long ago.
“Five cents a quarter,” replied the
affable clerk.
The clerk, weighing the drops out
and doing them up neatly, presented
them to the gentleman. But as the
man took them it was noticed that he
eyed the parcel in a suspicious sort of
a manner.
“Do you call that a quart of pepper
mints ?” said the would-be purchaser.
“I didn’t say a quart, but a quart* r,”
replied the young man behind the coun
ter.
“Well, I guess I won’t tike them
anyhow,” muttered the countryman,
and handing the sweetmeats back over
the counter, he stalked out of the store
amid roars of laughter from the bystacd-
era.
The Testimony of » Pbyalclnn.
Jams* Beecher, M. D.,of Slsoumey.Iow*, gays: For
Several years I have been using a Cough Balsam,called
Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, and In almost
every case throughout my practice I have had entire
success. I have used and prescribed hundreds of Dot-
ties ever slnoe the days of my army practice (1883),
when I was surgeon of Hospital No. 7, Louisville, Ky.
Henry's Cnrbolle Salve.
It Is the Best Salve for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers.
Salt Rheum, Tetter, Chai>ped Hands Chilblains.
Corns and all kinds of Skin Eruptions, Freckles and
Pimples.
A fox one day made a call upon a
peasant and bitterly complained of the
custom of shutting poultry up nights in
fox-proof pens. “It isn't because I suf
fer at all,” added Reynard, “but think
how uncomfortable it most be for the
poor fowls. It is their condition 1 wish
to mitigate ” The peasant took the
matter under advisement, and next even
ing he neglected te shut up his fowls.
Next morning he came across the fox
just as he had finished feasting on a
fat pullet, and cried out: “Ah! this is
the way you take to pity my poor fowls,
is it?” “Well, you see,” grinned Rey
nard, “I feel very sorry for the fowls,
but at the same time cannot afford to
miss an opportunity.” Moral: The man
with ten acres of land to sell is the chap
who firsts sees the ueed of au orphan
asylum.
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♦Revelation suggests the idea that from
Woman comes the power to “bruise the
serpent’s head.” The words take a new
meaning to-day since this is precisely
what Lydia i£. Pinkham’s Remedies do
for the physically diseased patient. Her
Vegetable Compound reaches the ultimate
sources of the evil. Its action is gentle
and noiseless, but it is more powerful
than the club of Hercules.—Bazar.
“Well, you young 'scapegrace.”
growled Fulkins’ rich old uncle on meet
ing bis nephew the other day, “What
are you about now—loafing as usual,
suppose ?”
“Well, no, undo,” said that amiable
young reprobate, ‘T’ve gone into the
stevedore business.”
“Have, eh! Well, I’m delighted to
find that you are engaged in any honest
occupation, however humble. What
are your duties ?”
“Unloading schooners, sir.”
“Indeed ! Glad to hear it, young man
—glad to hear it. Ahem! Here’s
twenty for you. ”
“But, great Scott!” said Fulkins to
his friends, when the old man had
walked off, “if fie ever finds out that
they are schooners of beer he’ll cut me
in two with a shillijig.”
On Thirty Days’ Trial.
• The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.,
will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days to men (young or old)
who are afflicted with nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran
teeing speedy and complete restoration ot
health and manly vigor.—Address as
above.—N. B.—No risk is incurred, as
thirty days’ trial is allowed
“Anxious Omelette” is advised to
stir the projection for some seconds
with the spoon if she cannot shake the
pan vigorously enough; the first pro
cess of an omelette is precisely that of
scrambled eggs, only you must leave
off stirring at the precise moment when
yon wish the outer coat to grow firm
and brown “just enough.”
Catarrh of the madder.
Stinging irritation, Inflammation, all Kidney and
b unary Complaints, cured by “Buctm-paiba.’’ $1.
In making rhubarb pies mix a little
flour with the sugar used in sweetening,
which will thicken the juice and keep it
from running out over the top ot the
pie. A very slow oven is sometimes
advised, but it is really better to cook
the rhubarb well first and then your
crust can take care of itself.
Farmington, Ili—Dr. M. T. Gamble says: “I
prescribe Brown’s iron Bitters in my practice and
it gives satisfaction.”
Little ob Large Pound-cake.— A
pound-cake, with eocoanut in it, keeps
well. Beat half a pound of butter and
one pound ot pulverized sugar to a
creamy froth; stir in gradually one
pound of sifted flour in which you have
thoronghly mixed two teaapoonfola of
baking powder, a pinch of salt and 'a
teaspoonful of grated lemon peel—this
may be freeh or dried; four well-beaten
eggs, a cupful of sweet milk, and a
quarter of a pound of grated oocoannt;
beat this in rapidly; bake in battered
tins in a moderate oven. This «airn
may be iced or not, as you please,
^ How does a man keep warm at the
North Pole?” asked one of the little
Sandpipers, os he came home from
school the other night. “I suppose,”
said his father, grimly glancing toward
the kitchen, “that he marries one. of
your grandfather’s daughters before he
goes up there.” “And even then,” said
a shrill female voice from the kitchen,
“lie doesn’t always have sense enongh
to go there.” The boy didn’t exactly
understand the explanation and its com
mentary, and he wasn’t old enough to
know just what happened, but somehow
he felt it would be pleasanter and safer
for him to play on the roof of the house
for a little while.
Don’t Die in the Bouse,
“Rough on Rats.” Clears out rats,mice,roaches,
bedbugs, flies, auts, moles,chipmunks,gophers. 15c.
“Have you estimated the rainfall of
the last twenty-four hours ?” asked one
citizen of another, as they met in front
of the City Hall yesterday.
“Yes, sir, I have.”
“What’s the figures ?”
“Why, sir, if 1 get eyes on him I’ll
knock him ten feet 1 A man who’ll de
liberately appropriate a $4 umbrella and
leave its owner to walk a mile in a pour
ing storm ought to receive no mercy.
Ten feet is the figure, sir—exactly ten
feet, not including a chill and a sore
throat.’ -
ANAKESIS
Dr. S. Silsbee’s External Pile Remedy
Gives Instant relief and la an lifealUbla
CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES.
tw York city. 'Solemapufacttucrrof
Ho Gongs. W'> Burners—“A Summer Idyl”
From » FroYidencr Merchant.
Mr. George H. Davis, a fruit dealer at 397 Westmin
ster street, bears his grsteiul testimony to tbs un-
euqu&led excellence of the production of one of our
uioet skillful Providence Pharmacia’t Mr.Dsviifsys:
“Last spring I was very greatly troubled with severe
inflammation of the kidney?, and it became so bad
that at times I urinated blood, and my sufferings were
intenee. My condition was so painful that for a while
I wag scarcely able to attend to business, and the se
vere psins would come so suddenly and severely that
I would be obliged to leave a customer whom I might
happen to be waiting npon. During a part of the time
I was unable to walk, and scarcely knew what to do or
which way to look for relief. At this time a friend re
commended Hunt’s Remedy. I took two bottles of it,
and itlook right hold of my disease and cured me very
speedily, and I have experienced no trouble with my
kidneys sinse.
‘‘Futhermore^Hont’s Remedy has strengthened me
very much, and since I began to u j e it I have been
able to attend to business, and am all right now. I
heartily recommend it to all What It has done for
me it will do for yon who are afflicted."
Nullerpd fbr Twenty Years.
•‘Hon. Jo hua TuthlU, of East Saginaw, Mich., says:
“Countme among the enthusiastic frieuds of Hunt’s
Remedy. It has proven In my case all you claim for
it Having Buffered for about twenty years with se
vere disease ot the-kidneys (which our local rhyslclan
pronounced Bright’s Disease), I made a Journey East
to consult the eminent Dr. Haven, of Hamilion, New
York, of whoso fame In this specialty I had heard
much. Dr. Haven examined me carefully and simply
said: ’Oo and get a bottle of Hunt’s Remedy and take
according to directions-) After having traveled so far
for treatment it struck me as rather funny to be di
rected to take a medicine which I might have bought
within a stone’s throw of my own door: but I was In
the doctor’s hands, and of course I followed his ad vie?,
and right glad was I that I did sot for before I had
taken Hunt's Remedy half a dozen times I found Im
mense benefit from It, and by continuing the use of It
for a limited time I recovered from my trouble en
tirely, and am t-Miay, I tuink, one of the most ru gged
of rugged Michiganders. The world le Indebted to
you, sir for the promulgation of such a medicine, and
I hope you may not go withont your reward.’’
Fort Stevenson, Dakota Ter.—Rev. James
McCarty says: “Brown’s Iron Bitters cured me of
severe dyspepsia.”
Dialogue between a young olerk and
Ilia employer:
‘■Dicl you wish to speak to me, young
“Yes, B ir, if you please, sir. You see,
sir, at present I am doing preciselv the
same work that X. does, and I get‘thir
ty francs a month less pay. I feel sure
that when you come to consider flu?
you will—”
“Quite right, my young friend, and I
thauK you for calling my attention to
the irregularity. It shall be readjusted.
I will dock X. thirty francs 1”
For dyspepsia, indigestloa, depression
of spirits and general debility, in their va
rious forms; also as a preventive against
fever and ague and other intermittent
fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of
Cahsaya,’' made by Caswell. Hazard & Co.
New York, sold by all Druggists, is the
beat tonic; and for patients recovering
from fever er other sickness, it hss no
oqpwl
The other day on an Arkansas railroad,
an old gentleman sat, half asleep, with
a book entitled “The Train Robbers”
lying on his lap. Pretty soon ht sank
to sleep. The window-aash fell w tii a
loud report and the old man, springing
to his feet and throwing up his hands,
exclaimed, “Gentlemen, [ haven’t got a
cent,”
KIDNEY-WORT
FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF
CONSTIPATION.
No other dlseaec-iaso prevalent In this coun
try os Constipation, and no remedy has ever
equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a
cure. Whatever the cause, however obetluate
the case, this remedy will overcome it.
Oil CO THIS distressing com
rlkCOi plaint Is very apt to be
complicated with, constipation. Kidney-Wort
strengthens the weakened parts and quickly
cures all kinds of Piles even when physicians
and medicines have before tailed.
<3- OTIf you have either of these trouble.
user
Druggists Sell
KIDNEY-WORT
KOSIIJErv
BITTER 5
Hostetler’s Sumach Bitters meets the require
ments of the rational medical phlosophy which at
present prevails. It is a perfectly pure vegetal tie
remedy, emb’adng the three important properties
of a preventative, a tonic and an alterative. It
fortifies the body against d’sease. Invigorates and
revitalizes the torp.d sumach and liver, and effects
a salutary change in the entire system.
For .-ale by all Druggists and Dealers generally.
Remember This.
If you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Na
ture in making you well when all else fails.
If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering
from any other of the numerous diseases of the
stomach or bowels. It Is your own fault If ywu re
main ill, for Hop Bitters aie a sovereign remedy
In all such complaints.
If you are wasting away with any form of Kid
ney disease, stop tempting Death this moment,
and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters.
If you are sick w th that terrible sickness Nerv
ousness, you will And a “Balm In Gilead” In the
use of Hop Bitters.
If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a mias
matic district, barricade year system Hgalnst the
scourge of all countries—malarial, epidemic, bil
lons, and Intermittent fevers—by the use of Hop
Bitters.
If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad
In short they cure ail Diseases of the stomach,
Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright’s
Disease. $500 will be paid fora case they will not
cure or help.
That poor, bedridden. Invalid wife, sister,
mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of
health, by a few boitles of Hop Bitters, costing
but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ?
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SHEETS fine writing paper, in blotter,
_ with calendar, by mall for iWe. Agent,
anted. Economy Printing Co., Newbury-
port, Maas.
FPA7PP
AXLE GREASE
B«et In tbe world. Get the genafn*.
Every paektnre ha. onr trade-mark
and fa n.arbed Eraser’*. HOLD
EVKKYWHEKE.
A ■bln off Beauty la a Joy Foreran
DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD’8
Orient*! Cream, or Kagical Beeutiflar.
Removes Tsa
Fun pies,
Freekiei,
Moth-Patches
ud .very
blemish os
tion. It has
stood the test
of thirty
yean, sad U
BO harmless
ws taste it td
be sura the
ynperatloa
la properly
made. Accept
no counter
feit of dmllar
name. The
the ha nr ton (e pe-
I recommend
of ill the Bk la
preparation^’* One bottle wUl last elx months, uslnf
It every d»y. Also Poudra Bubble removes enperfls
oua heir without Injury ta the skin.
Mwx. M^B-T. GOTTRAUp, Holu Prop.,— -
throughout
wars of base Imitations, fll.i
proof of any one •elllug the
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Dr.LINDSEYSlOQOMCe
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Nothin. Id tbe world eg.al to It for tht
core of Scrofula, Plmyte., Botli, Tetter, Old Sores,
Sore Eyes, Mercurial Diaeoaee, CiUrrh, Lett of
Appetite, Femile Oomplalnte, ud ill Blood
dieeuei. It never hill. All drufflata end
country etore keeper. Mil It. R. X, Sellers
• tew Pruyh, Pltuhurfk, on every bottle.
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Toleman Busnrxss (JOLLIOJ,Newark,N.J. Terms
ztti). Foeltionator graduates. Write lor circulars'
* week in your own town. Terms and $5
outfit free. Address H. HALLBTT A OO.
Inna, Maine.
A young woman calls npon her shoe
maker, the most fashionable artist in
the city, and complains that her new
boous burst on *he very first day that
she wore them.
“It cannot be, matlame,” says the
artist, firmly but respectfully. “It is
simply impossible that—”
“But, look here I” says the customer,
producing a package containing tbt
boot
The artist examines it carefully and
with perplexity. At last his face lights
up.
“I see how it was 1” he cries, trium
phantly; “yon have been out walking
with them on!”
Lord Byron, in reference to a beautiful
lady, wrote io a friend—“Lady h; s
been dangerously ill, but now she sduvgtr-
ovsly well again.” American be les, when
attackea by any of the ills that flesh is heir
to, may be kept killing, and avoid being
killed by taking Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Favor
ite Prescript on,” which banishe - feminine
weaknesses, and re tores the bloom of
hi alth. By ali druggists.
A bee which accidentally gets into a
cake dough can be baked and come out
alive, and the man who ascertained this
fact by getting into his mouth at a wed
ding breakfast a piece of cake contain
ing one of the insects, was mightily
surprised, and scared the landlady who
sat opposite to him into a fit by the
faces he made before he yielded to ne
cessity and took the insect out and
swore and bellowed wildly for water.
“Fi i st a cough, ‘carry me off,
And then a coffin they carried me off in !”
This will nor bo your epitaph if you take
your i ough and Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Golden
Medical Discover” in time. It is specific
for weak lungs’ spitting of blood, night-
sweats, and the early stages of ccmsump-
— By all druggists.
tion.
“Prisoner, why did you kill your
wife ?”
“Because life with her had become
unbearable.”
“You should have separated from
her,”
“^had promised that I would never
desert her while she lived,”
CURES
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica*
Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache,
Sor«Ttaro»t,Mwrllln«iWpralms,BralBM
BUrns, Moulds. Frost Bite*.
AND ALL OTHIK BODILY PUSS AD ACHH.
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Direction. Id 11 Languages.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.
HA. VOUXLSRICO.) Bsiumire, Md.,G.8»A
Throat, Bronchial, anti Lung Diseases.
a specialty. Send two stamps for large
treatise giving self treatment. Address
world’s Dispensary Medical Asso
ciation, Buffalo, N. Y.
A scientific authority holds that suc
cessive cropping of the soil to one grain
breeds such insects as the weevil and
Hessian fly.
*,*“Figuresare not always facts, ” but
the incontrovertible facts concerning Kid
ney Wort are better than most figures.
For instance: “It is curing everybody”
writes a druggist. “Kidney-Wort is the
most popular medicine we sell. ” It should
be by right, for no other medicine has
such specific action on the liver, bowels
and kidneys. Do not fail to try it.
flS^"Tbe most brilliant shades oossible
on all fabrics are made by tbe D amond
Dyes. Unequalled for brilliancy and du
rability. 10 cents.
Erection of buildings at night by
means of the electric light is becoming
quite a common thing all over the coun
try.
Dam van, p is.. Sept. 24, 1878.
Gents—I have taken not quite one bottle
of the Hop Bitters. 1 was a feeble old
man of 78 when I got it. To day I am
as active and feel as well as I did at 30.
I see a great many that need such a medi
cine. ' D. BOYCK.
To know how to wait is thq great se
cret of success.
Uastnne.
The increasing demand for this prep-ira
tion as a household remedy for indigestion
and dyspepsia is sufficient proof of its efficacy.
Men fear old age without being sure
of reaching it. .
ChrolubioD collars and cuffs will not
turn yellow nor grow stiff, like otber
waterproof goods.
Our life is March we.’ther, savage
and serene in one hour.
Malaria, chills, positively cured by
Emory’s Standard Cure Pills, Their
equol unknown, sugar-coated ; no grip
ing, 25c.
He who consuros with modesty, will
praise with sincerity.
Ladies and childien’s boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyon’s Patent Heel
Stiffeners are used
A room hung with pictures is a room
hung with thoughts.
Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer is tbe
marvel ot tbe age tor all nerve diseases. AU
(h* stopped tree. Bend to Ml Arcb street,
Philadelphia. Pa
The mind grows nairowin proportion
as the soul grows cor upt.
“Rough 'on Corns.”
Ask for Wells’ “Rough on Corns.” 15c. Quick,
complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions.
Be a philosopher; bat amidst all your
philosophy—be still a man.
Ladies and all sufferers from neuralgia, hyste
ria, and all kindred complaints, will and without
a rival Brown’s Iron Bitters.
God gives effectual relief in the best
way, though not in our way.
IIVflSTGPPED ^EE
[: ■ „ Marvelous success,
I f Insane Persons Restored
■ UDr.KLINE S GREAT
■ ■ WnerveRestorer
/or a//Grain & Nrrvb Diseases. Only tun
cure /or Nerve Affections, Fits, Epilepsy, etc.
INPALL1BLK if taken u directed. No Fits after
Irst Say's use. Treatise and $2 trial bottle free to
MORPHINE HABIT,
No pay till cured. Ten
years establlslfed, 1,000
cured. State ease. Dr.
Marsh, Quincy, Mich.
$72
A WEEK. 913 a dayat Dome easily made. Ooetu
outfit free. Address Tbpb A Oo.. AturnaU. Me
\ GENTM WANTED for the Best and Fastest
A. seller Pictorial Books and Bibles- Prices ra-
auced 88 per cent. National Pub. Oo.. PUilsda.. Pa.
RUPTURE
cure Kiiaran toed by Dr. J. B. Mayer, Main Office
^ Phita. , Advice fr,>e, etamiw for re
ply. Will be at Branch Offices these days of each
month: Keystone House, Resdintf. Pa. 3d Saturday of
•“vriAwt, *va u it UfJ AAXJ. X1AVA , iFLU tt.ll U
cial Hotel. Chlcairo, 11th, 12th and 13th.
"TH* BEST IS CHEAPEST.”
incises, THRFSHFfK SAWM,LL8 .
HonePoten * nnuOnCnO CloverHnlleri
(Suited to all lections.) Write for fiiee Ulna. Pamnhlei
aad Price* to The Aultman A Taylor Co.. Mansfield. Ohio,
SIS
LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEQBTABLB COMPOUND.
A Sure Core for *11 FEMALE WEAK*
NESSES, Including Lencorrh«a, Ir
regular and P&lnfal ffleneta-j&tlon,
Inflammation and Ulceration of
the Womh, Flooding, ”KO-
LAPSUS UTERI, dee.
ty Pleasant to the taste, efficaclou i and Immediate
in its effect. It Is a great help in pregnancy, and r»
Ueves pain during labor and at regular periods.
PHYSICIANS CSK IT AND FBESCRIBE IT FHBELT.
tyFoa aix Weaknesses of the generative organa
of either sex, it Is second to no remedy that has ever
been before the public i and for all diseases ot the
EminrY* It Is the Greatest Remedy in the World.
^"KIDNEY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex
Find Great Relief In It* Use.
LYDIA E. PTS SHAM’S BLOOD PURIFIER
will eradicate every vestige of Humors from the
Blood, at the same time v ill give tone and strength to
the system. As marvellous In results ta the Compound.
CP"Both tbe Compound and Blood PurilK? are pre
pared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, V in, Mass.
Price of either, $1. Six bottles for $5. Tbe Compound
It sent by mall In the form of pills, or of lozenges, on
receipt of prloe, $1 per box for either, Mrs. Pink ham
freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose 3 cent
stamp. Send for pamphlet. Mention this Paper.
tWLvnu E. Pisxhax’s Lives Pills cure Constipa
tion, Biliousness and Torpidity of tbe Liver. 25 cents.
(3)
AS"Sold by all Drugglata.'wA
KIDNEY-WORT
IS A SURE CURE
for all diseases of the Kidneys and
— LIVER —
It haa specific action on thin most Important
organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and
Inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of
tbe Bile, and by keeping the bowels In free
condition, effecting Its regular discharge.
HHoleawlwa If you are suffering from
■ws wl ICA11 d ■ malaria, have the chitr-
are billons, dyspeptic, or constipated, Kidney-
Wort win surely relieve and quickly cure.
In the Spring to cleanae the System, every
one should take a thorough course of it.
H- 8OLD BYPRUOQI8TS. Pries El.
KIDNEY- WOR F
1
THE SUIV^p™
THE SDN’S first aim is to be truthful and useful •
its second, to write an entertaining history of th * times
ft “r L lv «-_» a” many more
than iTmlUi )i a droflation^s new^arger
W pcr ye “ ; Weekly (S ^
|I. W. ENGLAND. Publisher. New York City.
DRS. J. N. & J. B. H0BENSACK.
THOSE AFFLICTED WITH THE EFFECTS
OF SELF-ABUSE AND MERCURIAL1ZATION
f’wwy Hesitate to consult J. N. and J. B. HO-
BENSACK, of 306 North Second street, Philadel
phia, either by mail or by person, during the hours
from 8 A. M. to 2 P. M., and 8 to 9 P. M.
Advice free. Whosoever would know hts condi
tion and the way to improve It should read
“ WISDOM IN A NUTSHELL.”
Sent on receipt ot t-cent stamp.
^ WONTII and board In your own countv
Young Men or LadteH* outfit
dress. P. W. ZIEGLER A CO.. PmladeUdns, Pi,
chmcoil sttraiare 'a
bad breath, nnrifyinff tb syrtem. Box by mail 20
oenta. Ml Vernon (*0., Soutninirton, Conn.
jnENTKWMIAIs HOUSE, Ocean Grove. New
Jersey, among 1 the nest along’ the coast. Terms *3
Send postal for circular?
Iron Levsrs, Stwl Bvariaft, Bnas THE IfkE.
JONES. RE SAYS TBE p£.V|&h7.
Sold on trial. Warrant* 6 jeara. All alxea a* low*
For froo book, addraa*
JONES OF PINBNAMTOR,
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SMS
YOUNG M'EN' ,eiu ?„(^ IOBA, ' HTnere “ a
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Circulars free."WALENTINE BROS., Janesville, Win.
C ;
I
UT THIS OUT
by mail, a Golden Box of
* *onth thai _
Me Young.
money in One Month
IntoCorUla^HH
And Return to n%
with TEN Cent*
lof Goode, that will Wu/Joaln'motJ
than anytking flat in America. A two.
oonc. HI Greenwich 8W. Now York.
iuetor. 324 Sontlf tSh’ Street. Philadel nhla. Pa'
BEGIfi
ilohla. J
Those Enawenug an Advertisement will
confer s favor upon the Advertiser and the
P ubllaher by stating that they saw the adror
Usemant In this tonraal, naming the papar.
Lay the Axe
*** to the Root
If yon would destroy the can
kering worm. For any exter
nal pain, sore, wonnd or lame
ness of man or beast, nse only
MEXICAN MUSTANG LINI
MENT. It penetrates all mus
cle and flesh to the very bone,
expelling all inflammation,
soreness and pain, and healing
the diseased part as no other
Liniment ever did or can. So
saith the experience of two
generations of sufferers, and
so will you say when yon have
tried the “ Mustang.’’
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
Heal of My is Weal of Min!
DR. RADWAY’S
Sarsaparillian Resolvent.
THU GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone and
a clear skin. If you would have your flesh firm,
your bones sound withou'. caries, and your com
plexion fair, nse
Radway’s Sarsaparillian
Resolvent.
A remedy composed of Ingredients of extraor
dinary medical properties, essential to purify,
heal, repair and Invigorate the broken-down and
wasted body—Quick, Plbasant, Saps and Perma
nent in Its treatment and cure.
No matter by wbat name the complaint may be
designated, v/hetbet It be scrofula, consumption,
syphilis, ulcers, sores, tumors, bolls, erysipelas, or
salt rhenm, diseases of the lungs, kidneys, blad- A
der, womb, skin, liver, stomach or bowels, either
chronic or comptutlona:, the virus Is In the Blood
which suppliegtbe waste and bnllds and repairs
these organa and wasted tlssnes of the system.
If the blood is unhealthy, the process of repair
must be unsound.
Thd Sarsaparillian Resolvent
throughout the entire system 1
id harmony and supplies the blood ves
sels with a pure and healthy current of
new life. The Skin, after a few days’ use
of the Sarsaparillian, becomes clear and
beautifuL Pimples, blotches, black spots and
skin eruptions are removed; sores and ulcers soon
cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive
diseases of the eyes, mouth, ears, legs, tEiroat and
glands, that have accumulated and spread, either
from unenred diseases or mercury, or from the
use of corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cure
if Qovu oriovs I lev il ~ I a. A.1
~ , uawj A1>AJ 14£/VSI1 » V/141KJ
u the Sarsapanlllan Is continued a sufficient time
to make Its impression on the system.
One bottle contains more of the active princi
ples of Medicines than any other Preparation.
Taken In teaspoonfnl doses, while others require
five or six times as much.
On© Dollar a Bottle.
R.
R.
R,
Tbe Uhenpeat and Beat Medicine for
family Use In the World.
In from one to twenty minutes never falls to
relieve Pain with one thorough application:
no matter how violent or excruciating the pain,
the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippled,
Nesroas, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease
may suffer, KADWAY’S READY RELIEF will
afford instant ease.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER.
INFLAMM ATION OF THE BOWELS, ,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS,
SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES,
BRUISES, LUMBAGO. SCIATICA,
NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS,
COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK
or LIMBS are Ins antly relieved.
MA.L^lRIA.
IN 1X8 VARIOUS FORMS.
FEVER AND AGUE.
I fever AND AGUE cured for 50 eta. There ta
not a remedial agent in this world that will cure
Favai* ansi A mis-i s _ ..
READY RELIEF.
It will In a few momenta, when taken internally
according to the directions, cure Cramps, Spasms.
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyspepi
■ja. Palpitation of the Heart, Cold Chills, liysterics.
Pains In the Bowels, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic,
Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of RAD
WAY 8 READY RELIEF with them. A few
drops in water will prevent sickness or pains from
change of water. It is better than French Brandy
or Bitters as a stimulant. 3
Miners and Lumbermen should alwars
be provided with it. J
RADWAY’S
Regelating Pills!
Perfect, Purgative, Soothing. Aperi
ents, Act without Pam. Always
Reliable and Natural
in Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
fben! purge ’ re F ula,v i purify, cleanse and streng-
,h« A » WAT ’l Pl , L h 8 for i he care of all disorders of
the Stomach. Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder,
Female Complaints, Nervous Diseases, Loss of A»l
petite, Headache, Constipation, Costiveness. Indl-
gestion. Dyspepsia, Biliousness. Fever, Inflame.,
tion of the Bowels, Piles, and all derangements of
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, contain
..—■ —————— ..ie Digeu., „ ■ ■. kI,.m, v.uua
tion, Inward Piles, Fullness of Blood in
mach, Ssnr Eructations, Sinking or FlutterlMg ai
the Heart. Choking or Suffering Sensations when
I* a lying posture. Dimness of Vision, Dots oi
Webs before the Sight, Fever and dull Pain in the
Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowness ol
the Skin and Eyes, Pam In the Side, Chest
Umbs, and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning n
the Flesh. ‘
A few doses of Radway’b Pills will free th
system from all the above-named disorders.
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
f rice, 23 Cents Pep How.
BEAD “FALSE AND TRUE.”
Send a letter stamp to RADWAY A CO., No.»
Warren, Cor. Church St., New York.
If Information worth thousamU will be sent
to you.
To the Pnblle.
Be sure and ask for Radway’s, and see that the
name “Rapway” Is on what you buy.
$5 tO $20 at nome. sampu
S.rtl-vnd.Lne.**^ 6 - A<WreM STU,80,i
EPSWANTED
Brutes. It will also knit a great var.ety c
wort lor which there is al way a ready mark*
for circular anil term* to the TvromJblr Ki
Mac-blue Co., 163 'Ireraout struct, Boatou!
| BY RETURN MAIL—A full dew
C i Moody's Nbw Tailok Sy.tem
^0. W. Moody & Co. 31W. Mi, CIik
OPIUMS
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CONSUMPTION
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wmA WORMSYRliPl
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