The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, June 28, 1883, Image 4
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A obkat many farmers comfort them
selves with the notion that if they change
seed with some other farmer they are
doing a big thing. This is a »r in taken
idea. Seed should be improved and
taken from the farm where .it is grown,
and to which it has adapted itself. At
home is the place for improvement.
The idea that the little germ ot a seed
can carry the good qualities of a good
farm with it is ridiculous; bnt it can
carry with it peculiarities in its nature
(growth and maturity) acquired in one
place, which will be nnsnited to another.
We therefore advise farmers to improve
the seed in their own land by car< ml se
lection of the best ears for planting.
Coors.—It is important that the coops
for young broods be kept sweet and
dean. It is a good plan to set them on
the solid, smooth ground, and sprinkle
a little dry earth or sifted ashes under
the ooopsevery day. This should all be
removed and the ground swept clean at
least twice a week. At this time of
year the coops may he set on dry, fresh
ground and removed a short distance
every day. Thus they may be kept
clean and wholesome.
.Potatoes.—It is shown by experi
ments that the appearance of the tops
of potatoes do not indicate the quantity
of tubers. The earliest formations can
be obtained from shoots planted as
se^d. Catting to one eye to the piece
will produce lateness of formation and
smaller and fewer tubers. Cutting in
halves shortens the vegetating eye, and
produces tubers ot uniform size.
Bora in House;.—Give the horse,first
two quarts of new and one quart
of molasses; fisteen minutes afterwards,
give two quaits of very strong sage tea;
thirty minutes after the tea give three
pints (or enough to operate as physio)
of currier’s oil. The molasses and oil
cause the bots to let go their hold, the
tea puckers them up, and the oil car
ries them completely away. Cure cer
tain in the worst cases.
A New Jersey poultry-breeder, after
trying the value of skimmed milk and
buttermilk as lood for laying hens, and
hogs, came to the conclusion to dis
pense with the hogs and feed the milk
to the fowls, as it keeps them in good
laying condition in winter, and is us
cheap as anything else that can be
given them He thinks poultry
can be kept with great profit on dairy
farms.
Farm manure varies widely in quality
and value, and it is only by the exercise
of some accurate knowledge of the ma
terials which it is made that the farmer
can arrive at any trne estimate of its
actual worth. There is nothing which
he ought better understand, for it is the
nutriment of his soil, the food of his
crops, the element on which his success
largely depends.
A good way to save warmth in the
bam in cold weather, is to throw a tem
porary floor of scantlings and loose
boards over the driveway and cover it
with a lew inches of straw or old hay,
leaving scuttle holes at convenient
inteivals, It will prevent the loss
of heat into the great empty space
above.
If cabbages are set out one yard each
way, nearly 6,000 can be grown on one
acre. Such being the case, it is a pro
fitable crop when successfully grown,as
this vegetable not only sells well, but
on account of its keeping qualities, af
fords green food in winter lor animals
and poultry, to say nothing of the fam
ily.
To Prevent Morses Kickii g in the
Stall.—Fasten a short trace chain
about two feet long by a strap to each
hind foot. A better way is to have the
stalls made wide enough so that the
horse can turn in them easily, Glose
them with a door or bars and turn the
animal loose. After awhile he will for
get the habit and stand tied without
further trouble.
Moos may be preserved in several
ways. One of the best ways is in brine;
brine that will keep eggs for six months
or more is made as follows. Take a pail,
or an earthen jar is better, as it is low
absorbing, cooler and will not stain the
eon tents; into it pat one quart of lime,
to this add water gradually until it boils,
then stir until the lime is dissolved;
then add one tablespoonful of salt, stir
ring well, and when boiling has ceased,
gradually add five gallons of water; the
following day, when oool, the lime and
salt having been of the right kind, there
will be found on the urfaoe a thin coat
ing, as of ice; break this gently and you
will have a brine as clear as water, the
lime having gone to the bottom. This
is sufficient brine to fill a 10 gallon jar
with eggs; into the jar should first be
put a thin layer of the slacked lime, then
a quart of brine, then the eggs, laying
them in gently so as to avoid breaking,
for broken eggs will spoil and make the
brine unfit for use. As the eggs are
added, so add brine until within two
inches of the top. Pat on clean muslin
cover an inch more in diameter than the
onter dimensions of the jar; tuck it in
snngly; on this put the remainder of the
slacked lime, which seals it, and the
eggs are pickled for just so long as you
k^ep the sealing lime wet by frequently
adding lightly salted water. May and
June eggp are the best to preserve.
Another way to preserve eggs is, to put
some lime in a large vessel and slack it
with Ixhling water until it is of the con
sistence of thin cream; yon may use a
gallon of water to a pound of lime; when
it is cold pour it off into a large stone
jar, put in the eggs and cover closely.
See that the eggs are well covered with
the lime-water, and, lest they should
breas, avoid movivg the jar. It will be
well to renew the nine water occasional
ly-
V'unndlan Ua: aur.
Mr. John Osborne, Musical Bazaar, To
ronto, Canada, writes that his wife was
cured of rheumatism by the great pa n-
banisher, St. Jacob’s 0.1; that he has
found it an invaluable remedy for many
ailments.
The progress of science in relation to
health is seen nowhere m clearer light
than in all matters pertaining to child
ren’s oiotbing. The long-sleeved, high-
necked knit wrappers, a perfect fit for
a boy of five months, would doubtless
astonish the child’s great-grandmother.
The price, also, at which they are
offered is sutprisiBg, making it cheaper
to buy them than to make them out oi
old ones, when one considers the waste.
If they are put on in early spring they
will become thin enough, in consequence
ot the frequent washing necessary, to
be worn all summer, aud tue mother
who adopts this sensible way of dressing
her child will be rewarded by its free
dom from cold and restlessness.
11 “Troubles often come from whence
we least expect them.” Yet we may oiten
prevent or counteract them by prompt and
intelligent actioc. Thousands of persons
are constantly troubled with a combina
tion of diseases. Diseased kidneys ami
costive bowels are tneir tormentors. They
should know that Kidney-Wort acts on
these organs at the same time, causing
them to throw off the poisons that have
clogged th«m, and so renewing the whole
system.
The Diamond Dyes for family use
have no equals. All popular colors easily
dyed, fast and beautiful. 10 cents a pack
age.
Year by year, and deservedly, aspar
agus is growing in general estimation,
for it is not only one of the wholeromest
and daintiest of vegetables, bat the
very earliest. It is the most easily
raised, too,for it requires but one plant
ing to serve a lifetime, never failing or
ceasing to yield its crop unless actually
destroyed by mam force of maltreat
ment.
Founder Cured in 24 Hours.—Boil
or steam stout oat straw for half an
hour, then wrap it around the horse’s
leg quite hot, cover up with wet woolen
rags to keep in th steam; in six hours
renew the application and give one quart
linseed oil. He may be worked next
day.
Arabian Condition Powders -Ground
gixgtr, 1 lb; sulphuret of antimony, 1
lb; powdered sulphur, 1 lb; saltpetre, 1
lb. Mix all together, and administer in
a mash, in such quantities ns may be
required. The best condition powder
in existence.
Pasture Land.—One of the best ma
terials for pasture-land is ground bone;
if once in live years five hundred pounds
of bone be applied to the acre; it will
not only greatly improve the grass, both
in quantity and quality, bnt also im
prove the condition of the cows
Market gardening is a remunerative
business when a man understands it bat
it is far from being an easy road to
wealth for those who have all the details
to learn.
It is the little things regularly atten
ded to that make poultry keeping pay
The man who thinks it too small a bush
ness for him had better not raise poultry
for profit.
Keep the poultry busy if you wish to
keep them in health, and make them
scratch it you wish for eggs; but keep
them quiet and well fed if you wian to
make them fat.
The most diminutive plant known in
nature is the Arctic raspberry, which is
so small that a six ounce vial will hold
the whole, branches, leaves and all.
Keep your fowls under as evi n a tem
perature as possible.
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Tidy.—Strips of silk sewed like rug-
rags and knit garter stitch will a
durable thly, or the pieces may be
sewed to a foundation .in whatever shape
they happen to be, with the edges
turned in, and all the seams feather
stitched with sewing silk.
•
Among the spore of us who rushed
into a railroad eating-house in Missis
sippi at the call of '‘twenty minutes for
dinner.” was aebap who had hfs mind
up to say srmething unpleasant when
he came to pay for his meal. He was
growling wlien he went in and he jawed
all the while he wa a eating, and when
he slouched up to the desk to pay his
seventy-five cents he broke out with:
“Them sandwiches are enough to kill
a dog 1”
“What sandwiches?”
“Why, them on the table.”
'“But we have no sandwiches on the
table, sir,” protested the landlord.
“You haven’t? Well, I should like to
know what you call them roasted brick
bats on that blue platter? ’
“You didn’t try to eat one of Ihose?’’
“Yce, I did!'’
“Then, my friend, you had better go
for a doctor at once! Those are table
ornaments, made of terra-cotta, and
were placed there to help fill up space I
Lands o’ cats 1 but you must have lived
in a cane-brake all your life !”
The traveler rushed into the car and
began to suck at a brandy flask, and he
didn’t get over looking pale far three
hours,
And they ware sandwiches after all —
real good ham sandwiches made that
day. The landlord had adopted that
particular style, instead of using a club,
’Revelation suggests the idea that from
W oman comes the power to “bruise the
serpent's head.’’ The words take a new
meaning to-day since this is precisely
wUat Lydia K. Pinkham’s Remedies do
for the physically diseased patient. Her
Vegetable Compound reaches the ultimate
sources of the evil. Its action is gentle
and noiseless, but it is more powerful
than the club of Hercules.—Bazar.
“ISpeaking of curious concidences,”
said a lawyer who had business in the
City Hall yesterday, “I think 1 have
the roost cunous case on the boards.”
“What is it?”
“One day last week a woman came to
me and engaged my service to file a bill
for divorce. I hadn’t got through with
her when her husband came in to secure
my services for the same thing. They
were of the same age, had the same
gronnds, and had not met before for
months.”
“And-ypu took both cases?”
“Oh, no, that would have looked a
little queer.”
“Then you sent one to another law
yer ?”
“Oh, no, again, I am not famishing
clients to other lawyers. I saw that I
was in a fix and that I must do some
thing to prevent one or the other from
consulting another attorney, and so I
acted as a mediator and advised ’em to
settle their troubles and live together,
which they have done,”
“What 1 You advise a settlement and
lose your fee 1”
“Not exactly,” replied the lawyer, as
he stroked his chin. “I charged twice
as much tor the advice as for securing
the divorces!”
The Testimony of a Physician.
Jutues Beecher, M, D., of Sigourney .Iowa, says: For
aeverul years I have been using a Cough Balsam,called
Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, and In almost
every cane throughout my practice I have had entire
succesa. I have used and prescribed hundreds of bot
tles ever since the diys of my army practice (1863),
when I was surgeon of Hospital No. 7, Louisville, Ky.
A correspondent asks what will re
move the “shine” from black silk. This
cannot always be done; it depends on
how much worn it is: but sometimes it
can be freshened surprisingly by spong
ing with cold coffee and ammonia—a
teaspoonful of ammonia to nearly a cup
ful of coffee. Use a very soft sponge or
a flannel olotb; rub very gently; and,
if possible to got along without so doing,
do not iron the silk at all. Spread it
out smoothily while damp, and pin the
edges to an irouing-table or board, and
let it dry in this way. If it is too much
wrinkled or folded lay a cloth over the
wrong side of the silk after sponging,
and iron it.
Whal It Did tor an Old Lady.
Coshookn Station, N.‘ Y., Dec. 28,1878
Gents—A number of people had been
using your Bitters here, and with marked
effect. In one case, a lady of over seven
ty years, had been sick for years, and lor
the past ten years has not been able to be
around halt tne time. About six months
ago she got so feeble she was helpless.
Her old remedies, or physicians, being of
no avail, 1 sent to Deposit, forty-five miles
away, and got a bottle of Hop Bitters. It
improved her so she was able to dress her
self and walk about the house. When she
had taken the second bottle she was able
to take care of her own room and walk out
to her neighbor’s, and has improved all
the time since. My wife and children also
have derived great benefit from their use.
W. B. HATHAWAY, Agt. U. 8. Ex. Co.
Dr. Haire says he has cared many
victims of sick headache with the fol
lowing simple prescription: When the
first symptoms of a headache appear
take a teaspoonful of lemon juioe, clear,
fifteen minutes before each meal, and
the same dose at bedtime. Follow this
up until all symptoms are past, taking
no other medicines, and you will soon
be freed from your periodical nuisance.
Murder will out, so will the fact that Oar-
boline, a deodorized extract of petroleum,
the natural hair reuewer and restorer, is
the best preparation ever invented and ex
cels all other hair dressings, as. thousands
of genuine certificates now in our posses
sion abundantly prove.
Fan Ornament.—Remove the wire
from the handle of a folding fan and
join the outside stalks, or what is still
better, remove one and then glue the
sides together. Tie a ribbon in the
bottom, where the wire was, and place
a circle of cardboard inside to keep it
from closing. It may be hung up by
ribbons, but I prefer them fastened in
a corner.
Henry - Carbolic Salve.
It 1b the Best Salve for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers
Salt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped Hands Chilblains.
Corns and all kinds of Skin Eruptions, Freckles and
Pimples.
All you have to do to set the phil
ologists to work nowadays is to make
up a word, and instantly they will be
delving into languages dead and forgot
ten, into Greek, Latin, Sanscrit, Choc
taw, Chickasaw and Irish; and each one
of a thousand of them will show you ex
actly where the word came from, and
t ach will prove it, too, to his own satis
faction. There is nothing like philolo
gy. Perhaps it is well there is not.
On Thirty Days’ Trial.
The Vol'aic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich.,
will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days to men (young or old)
who are afflicted with nervous debility,
lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran
teeing speedy and complete restoration ot
health and manly vigor.—Address as
above.—N. B.—No risk is incurred, as
thirty days’ trial is allowed.
ANAKESIS
Dr. S. SilsWs External Pile Semedy
Gives Instant relief and is an Infallible
CURE FOR AU. KINDS OF PILES.
New
No Cions*. N j Banners—"A Hammer Idyl”
From m Providence Merchant.
Mr. George H. Davis, s fruit dealer at 297 Westmin
ster street, bears his grateful testimony to the un-
euqualed excellence of the production of one of our
most skillful Providence Pharmacies. Mr. Davis fays:
“Last spring I was very greatly troubled with severe
Inflammation of the kidneys, and it be.ame so bad
that at times I urinated blood, and my sufferings were
Intense. My condition was so painful that for a while
I was scarcely able to attend to business, and tbe s >-
vere pains would oome so suddenly and severely that
I would be obliged to leave a customer whom I might
happen to be waiting upon. During a part of the tinte
I was unable to walk, aud scarcely knew what to do or
which way to look for r .-Uef. At this time a friend re
commended Hunt's Remedy. 11 >ok two bottles of It,
aud It took right hold of my disease and cured me very
speedily, and I have experienced uo trouble with my
kidneys sinee.
“Fathermore. Hunt's Bernely has strengthened me
very much, and since I began to ute it I have been
able to attend to business, and am ail right now. I
heartily recommend it to ail. What it his done for
me it will do for yon who are afflicted.”
Hollered A»r Twenty Years.
“Hon. Jo hua TuthiU, of East Saginaw, Mich., says:
“Count me among the enthusiastic friends of Hunt’s
Remedy. It has proven la my case all you claim for
it Having suffered for about twenty years with se
vere disease of the kfdaeys (which our local physician
pronounced Bright’s Disease), I male a Journey East
to consult the eminent Dr. Haven, of Hamilton. New
York, of whose fame in this specialty I had heard
much. Dr. Haven examined me carefully and simply
said: ‘Go and get a bottle of Hunt’s Remedy aud take
according to directions-’ After having traveled so far
for treatment, it struck me as rather funny to be di
rected to take a medicine which I might have bought
within a stone’s throw of my own duor; but I was in
the doctor’s bauds, and of course I followed his advleo,
and right glad was I that I did si, for before I had
taken Hunt's Remedy half ad izen times I found im
mense benefit from it, and by continuing the use of it
for a limited time I recovered from my trouble en
tirely, aud am t i-day, I tuink, one of tbe most rugged
ot rugged Michiganders. The world la indebted to
you, sir. for tbe promulgation of such a medicine, and
I hope you may net go with ut your reiV&ra.”
HOSIITTE^
Fitters
II os tetter’s Stomach Bitters meets the require
ments of the rational medical pblosophy which at
present prevails. It Is a perfectly pure vegetable
remedy, embracing the three Important properties
of a preventative, a tonic and an alterative. It
fortifies the body against U isease, invigorates and
revltaisesihe torpid stomach and liver, and effects
a salatary change in the entire system.
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally.
Bemember This.
If yon are sick Hop Bllters will surely aid Na
ture in making yon well when all else fails.
If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering
from any other of the numerous diseases of the
stomach or bowels. It is your own fault If y«n re
main 111, for Hop Bitters aie a sovereign remedy
in all such complaints.
If yon are wasting away with any form of Kid
ney disease, stop tempting Death this moment,
and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters. %
If you are sick with that terrible sickness Nerv
ousness, you will find a “Balm in Gilead” in the
use of Hop Bitters.
If vou are a frequenter, or a resident of a mias
matic district, barricade your system against the
scourge of all countries—malarial, epidemic, bil
lons, and Intermittent fevers—by the use of Hop
Bitters.
If yon have rongh, pimply, or sallow skin, bad
breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable gene
rally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich
blood, and sweetest breath, health, and comfort.
In short they care all Diseases of the stomach.
Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright’s
Disease. $600 will be paid for a case they will not
cure or help.
That poor, bedridden. Invalid wife, sister,
mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of
health, by a few bottles of Hop Bitters, costing
but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ?
KIDNEY-WORT
IS A SURE CURE
for all diseases of the Kidneys and
—LIVER —
It has speciflo action on this mast important
organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and
Inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of
the Bile, and by keeping the bowels in fine
condition, effecting its regular discharge.
MMmIawSa If you are suffering from
maidncie mal&rla, have the chills,
are bilious, dyspeptic, or constipated, Kidney-
Wort will surely relieve and quickly cure.
In the Spring to cleanse the System, every
one should take a thorough course of it.
<1- SOLD BY PRUC0I8T8. Prloo »I.
KIDNEY-WORT
“Does a clergyman ever swear ?” asks
a religious'weekly. We don’t remem Oer
to Lave ever heard one swear; but if
that Indiana clergyman who recently
rode six miles on horseback to marry a
couple, and upon returning home found
that the fee paid him was an old-fash
ioned copper cent, which ho thought
was a $20 gold piece—if he didn’t swear,
it was because he couldn’t think of the
right words at the time.
Catarrh of the Bladder.
Stinging trrlution, inflammation, all Kidney and
Urinary Complaints, cured by “Buchu-paUia.” $L
“The boy chimb the tree and made
the coon git,” wrote a Montana teacher
on the blackboard. “Now, pupils,
where’s the bad grammar in tha| sen
tence?” None dared hazard a conjec
ture. The pedagoge called them a set
of wooden heads, with brains as soft as
squash pie. Then he triumphantly
altered the “git” to “get” and bode THE SITIV
them admire the pure, unadulterated A ^
sentence as it stood fresh from the
hands of a master.
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. Nothin* in th* world eanllaUfoMh?
cure of Scrofula. Plmplce, Bailc, Teller, Old Sore*,
Bon Kftt, Mercurial Dlactaei, Catarrh. Lett of
Appetiic, Female Complalou, aud all tlood
diwe'ea It lunar MU. AU dmgflata and
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NEWSPAPER.
For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression
of spirits and general debility, in their va
rious forms; alk) as a preventive against
fever and ague and other intermittent
fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of
Calisaya,’ made by Caswell. Hazard & Co,
New York, sold by all Druggists, is the
best tonic; and for patients recovering
from fever or other sickness, it has no
equal.
To clean carpet rags take wet Indian
meal and sprinkle over them. Let it
remain for a short time and then sweep
off, and yonr rags will look as bright
as new.
Ir tbe chamber oarpat is dnsty, throw
i. damp com meal o\ er it and sweep
I quickly and thoroughly.
Farmington, lu Dr. M. T. Gamble says : “I
prescribe Brown’s Iron Bllters in my practice and
ft gives satisfaction.”
There is some agitation in certain
circles on account of wine being charged
with carbonic acid gas. We can stand it,
b^t what hurts us is the wine charged
with pen and ink, and the figures look
as big as a clothing sign on a suburban
bulletin.
Malaria, chills, positively cured by
Emory’s Standard Cure Pills. Their equal
unknown; sugar-coated: no griping, 25c.
If the fellow who got off the original
plumber joke oould collect a royalty up
on all the hits, good bad and indifferent,
that his wit called forth, he would now
be as rich, perhaps as the plam—
There we go; it comes so natural to
refer to the plumber as the synonym of
wealth I
Gaatrine.
The increasing demand for this prepara-
ticu as a househo.d remedy f. r imlige.»tion
and dy .-pep ia is sufficient proof oi its efficacy.
The blackened lights of our old pio
tores m,\y be instantly restored to their
original color by tonohing them with
deutoxide of hydrogen, dilated with
eight times its weight of water. When
dry wash the part treated with a dean
sponge and lake warm water.
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IM Use In time, Sold by dragRtetii. E
“My dear man,” said the doctor, as
he sat by the bedside of a Wall street
speculator, your case is a very serious
one.’'
“In other words I have sold short,”
replied the patient.
“That’s It, exactiy. It is my duty to
inform you that you may not live throe
days.”
“In other words, if the market fails
another peg my broker will seil me out,”
“That’s it.”
“Well, it’s best to look the situation
square in the face, doctor. I’m going
to put up more margin and hope for a
reaction. Bet you $100 that my under
taker is scooped if he has booked me for
May delivery.”
It is needless to add that he will soon
be on the street again.
Lord Byron, in reference to a beautiful
lady, wrote to a friend—“Lady has
been dangerously ill, but uow she is danger-
ous y well again.’’ American be les, when
attackeu by any of the ills that flesh is heir
to, may he kept killing, and avoid being
killed by taking Dr. R. Y. Pierce’s “Favor
ite Prescript.on,” which banishes feminine
weaknesses, and re tores the bloom of
health. By ali druggists.
Little Molhe was caught by her
mother stealing apples from the tree
and severely rebuked. Her mother told
her she most not touch those apples,
as she was going to make preserves of
them. i
On the following Sunday little Moliie’s
sohool-teachur asked her why God for
bade Adam and Eve to eat of the tree
in the midst of the garden.
“Because He wanted to make pre
serves of the apples,” was the childish
reply.
“Fli st a (ough, carry me off,
And then a coffin they carried me off in !”
This will not he your epitaph if you take
your t ough and Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Golden
Medical Discover” in time. It is specific
for weak lungs’ spitting of blood, night-
sweats, and the early stages of consump
tion. By all druggists.
There are forty-two different shades
in kid gloves this spring, This number
might bo increased by imitating the
shade of disappointment that passes
over a lady’s face when she sees some
other woman with a prettier pair than
her own.
Throat, Bronchial, and Lung Diseases.
a specialty. Send two stamps for large
treatise giving self treatment. Address
"World’s Dispensary Medical Asso
ciation. Buffalo, N. Y.
Finely-grated Horseradish root, thor
oughly rubbed up with white sugar and
taken slowly, cures hoarseness.
* ^“Figures are not always facts, ” but
the incontrovertible facts concernin' Kid
ney Wort are better than most figures.
Far Instance: “It is curing everybody”
writes a druggist. “Kidney-Wort is tie
most popular medicine we sell.” It should
be by right, for no other medicine has
such specific action on the liver, bowels
and kidneys. Do not fail to try it.
SST'Tlie most brilliant shades oossible
on all fabrics are made by the D amond
Dyes. Unequalled for brilliancy and du
rability. 10 cents.
The touchstone by which men try us
is most often their own vanity.
Dklevan, Wis., Sept, 24, 1878.
Gents—I have taken not quite one bottle
of the Hop Bitters. I was a feeble old
man of 78 when I got it. To day I am
as active and feel as well as I did at 30.
I see a great many that need such a medi
cine. D. BOYCE.
Virtue often trips and falls on the
sharp-edged rock of poverty.
Ladies and all sufferers from neuralgia, hyste
ria, and all kindred complaints, will find without
a rival Brown’s Iron Bitters.
It is a proof of boorisbnese to confess
a favor with a bad grace.
“Rough on Corns.”
Ask for Wells’ “Rough on Corns.” 15c. Quick,
complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions.
An effort made for the happiness of
others lifts ns above ourselves.
Chrolithioa collars and cuffs will not
turn yellow nor grow stiff, like ether
waterproof goods.
The most unhappy of all men is he
who believes himself to be so.
Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer is the
marvel ot the age for all nerve diseases. AU
fits stopped tree. Bend to 931 Arch street’
Philadelphia, Pa. ^
Men possessing small souls are gen
erally the authors of great evils.
Ladies, and children’s boots and shoes
cannot run over if Lyon’s .Patent Heel
Stiffeners are used
Every noble crown is and on earth
ever will be, a crown of thorns.
Don’t Die In the House.
“Rough on Rats.” Clears out rats,mice,roaches,
bedbugs, flics,ants,mole*,chipmunks,gophera. 15c.
A virtue of paganism is strength, a
virtue of Christianity is obedience.
Fort Stevenson, Dakota Ter.—Rev. Jame*
McCarty says: “Brown’s Iron Bitters cuied me of
severe dyspepsia.”
When a man resists sin on human
motives only, he won’t hold out long.
HHEETS fine writing paper, in blotter,
0\W with calendar, by mall for line. Agent*
Wanted. Economy Printing Co., Newbnry-
port. Mass.
FRAZER
AXLE GREASE
Bent In the world. Uet the cennlr e.
Every packnae ha* onr trade-mnrk
and 1* narked Fraser’*. 8 O L &
EVERYWHERE
VftTTWn TVTVXr learn Telkorapht here »nd
1U V Slu HLEiW we Will give you a situation
ClrcuLra tree- VALENTINE BuQS., J*ueetii:e,Wi».
Worms!
In tbe human body ERADICATED by using I
SVASIS’S WORM SYRUPI
gr-FOK SALE BY ALL DKUGGI81
OPIUM
Morphine Habit.
No pay till cured. Ten years
esubllebed. 1,000 cured. State
DR. MARSH. Qainey. Hick.
Those answer in* am aav*>rTI*en*eat
will coaler a favor npoa tk.e adver>
tlsor and the patkllnher ky ■ tat lag
tEiat they saw the advertlsoaaeat ml
IRIS lomrwal (haa*la« paperi.
E 8.
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
Lumbago, Backache, Headacne, Toothache,
Bore Throat,8wellln*a,Mpralna, Braise*,
Burns, Mealda, Frost Bites,
sSD AI.L OTHER BODILY PAINS AND Mills.
Solaoy Druggists and Denlerseverywhere. Fifty Cent** bottle.
Directions in 11 LaaguftKes.
TUfc CHAKLES A. VOGELEK CO.
*. fOGELER Jk 00.) Bnlflaiore, Md., C*S* A*
LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEgETABIiB COMPOUND.
A Sore Core for all FEMALE WEAK
NESSES. Including Lencorrhcra. Ir
regular and Painful Menstruation,
Inflammation and Ulceration of
the Womb, Flooding, PRO
LAPSUS UTERI, Are.
IWPleaeaiit to the taste, efficacious and hmnedUte
In It, effect. It Is a great help ia pregnancy, and re
lieves pain daring labor and at regular periods.
PHYSICIANS tSE IT AND PRESCRIBE IT FRUIT.
tVFob all Wbaxnbss^s ot the generative organs
of either sex, It is second to no remedy that has ever
been before the pnbllc; and for all disease, of the
Kipirts It is the Oreatest Remedy in the World.
taTKIDNEY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex
Find Great Relief in Its Use.
LYDIA E. PINKBAM’S BLOOD PURUTEH
will eradicate every vestige of Humors from the
Blood, at the same time will give tone anC strength to
thesyriem. A.imu veiluuaiu leeuits as the compound.
fVBoth the Compound and Blood Purifier are pre
pared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass.
Price of either, ft. Six bottles for (5. The Compound
is sent by mail in the form of pills, or of lozenges, on
receipt of price, 91 per box for either. Mrs. Plnkham
freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose 3 cent
stamp. Bend for pamphlet. Jfentfm thlt Paper.
IVLtpia E. Pctkbax’s Litre Fills cure Constipa
tion. Biliousness and Torpidity of the Liver, 26 cents.
*3-Sold by all Dracststs.~C£ ©
IS
Mtl of Mj is Wealtli of Mill
KIDNEY-WORT
FOR THE PERMANENT CURE 0F|
CONSTIPATION.
No other disease ia so prevalent in this coun
try aa Constipation, and no remedy has ever
squalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a
cure. Whatever the cause, however obstinate
the oaae, this remedy wm overoome It.
Oil BS THIS distressing com-
■ IE-tOu plaint Is very apt to be
oompllcated with constipation. Kidney-Wort
strengthens the weakened parts and quickly
cures all kinds of Piles even when physiaians
I • and medicines have before failed.
Iti <2- QTIf you have either of these troubles
USE rgySTSa
A Skin of Beanty Is • Joy FerwTSSW
DR. T. FELIX GOUF ADD’S
Oriental Cream, or Magical Beantifler.
Removes Tan
Pimples,
Freeklss,
Moth-Patches
sad a very
biembk on
beauty, and
deflea detea
tion. It has
stood tbe test
of ihlrty
years, end fa
so harmless
ws taste It to
be sure the
prepare tlon
Is properly
made. Accept
no oounter-
feitof similar
name. The
, distinguished
Dr. L A. Sayre, said to a lady of the madt to* (a pu-
tient:)—“As you ladjee will use them. I recommend
*Gourand’a Cream’ as the least harmful of all tbs Skin
preparations.” One bottle will last six months, mdeg
It every day. Also Poudre Subtile removes superflu.
oua hair without Inlury to the skin.
Mmk.M. B. T. G — - —-
For sale bv
throughoutt
ware of base
proof of any on* selling t
E lVaSTOPPFD free
Ip Marvelous success.
Insane Persons K©stored
>tA Dr.KLINE’S GREAT
■ ■ iCw NerveRestorer
ir all Brain A Nkrvb Disk asks. Only sun
ure for Nerve Affectwnt. Fits, Epilrfisy, etc.
ALL1MLB if taken as directed. No Fits after
'dafiruse. Treatise tnd $2 trlnl bottle free te
»
Iv
t»
S
I Fit patients, they paying express h irt r e.s mu box when
I received. Semi names, P. O. a<i«l expirss address of
. - - — -— * " phiU * mm
fc.oai Aren st..Philadelphia,Pa.
iDruggiat*. Bh IVARB OF WIT A TING f
I afflicted to Dr.KLINE,oaf Arch St.,Philadelphi
- FRAUDS*
RUPTURE
g .arouiaod qy ur. J. B. Mayor. Maiu OthiX
. -I™ 1 * Fhite , Pa.. Advice free, stamps lor re
ply. Wl l be at Hr inch Offi ces tb-se day-, of each
month: Keystone House, Reading Pa. 2d Saturday of
eachmont'.; Her-bev House, H.irrUburg, Pa. 5»h and
6tli; rt ( lair H tel, Pittsburgh. Pa. Hh and 8th; Ous
ter House, ifort Wayne. Inrt . 8t!i and luth; Commer
ciai Hotel, Chipigo, lltii, 12th and 13th.
M»ri»litn« HubUCur-d In 10
1«» 20 dr.ys. No pay till Cure*.
xtu. J. tvrsi-HXNs, Lebanon. Oh’o
DR. RADWAY’S
Sarsaparillian Resolvent,
mi aaiiT blood ptnunnt
Fw* Mood make* sound flesh, strong bone end
A clear (kin. If vou would have your flesh firm,
rourbonea^ound without caries, aid your com
Radway's Sarsaparill ian
Resolvent.
▲ remedy eompoeed of fagredlents of extrsor-
Atnary medical properties, essential to purify,
heaL repair and Invigorate the broken-down and
wasted body—Quick, Plsasant, Sam and Puma-
mbit In Its treatment aud cars.
No matter by what name the complaint may be
designated, wit*
iborbowtls, either
ehronlo or constitutional, thdrlrus lata the Blood
which snppllee tbe waste and builds and repairs
these organs and wasted tissues of the system.
If tbs blood is unhealthy, th* process of repair
must b# unsound.
The Sarsaparillian Resolvent
Wot only Is a compensating remedy, bat sec area
the harmonmu action of each of toe organs. It
•stabUshes throughout the entire system Function
al harmony and supplies the blood ves-
■ela with a port and healthy current of
new Ufa, Tn Skin, after a few days’ asa
of ths Sarsaparillian, becomes clear and
beautiful. Pimples, blotches, blach spots and
akin eruptions are removed; sores and ulcers soon
cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive
diseases of the eyes, mouth, eare, leg*, throat and
flanda, that have accumulated and spread, either
from uncured diseases or mercury, or from the
use of oorrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cure
If the Sarupanlllaa Is continued a suffleient time
to make Its unprdealon oo the system.
One bottle contains more of the active princi
ples of Medicines than any other Preparation.
Taken In teaspoonful dosea, while others require
live or six times as much.
One Dollar a Bottle.
R,
R. R.
OPIUM
C olt man Businush Collkob, NewArk, N.J. Terms
$*>. Positions for graduates. Write for circulars
m AWLEK. $42 a day at name easily made. Costly
or;fit free. AddreesTsmc A Oo.. Augusta. Me
Lay the Axe
to the Root
If you would destroy the can
kering worm. For any exter
nal pain, gore, wound or lame*
ness of man or tieast, uge only
MEXICAN MUSTANG LINI
MENT. Itnenetrategallmug-
cle and flegn to the very bone*
expelling all inflammation,
gorenegg and pain,and healing
the digeaged part ag no other
Liniment erer did or can. So
gaith the experience of two
generationg of sufferers, and
go will you gay when you have
tried the “Mustang.”
Radwaf's Ready Relief.
Tbe Ch«ap«*t and Best Medicine for
Family Use In the World.
In from on# to twenty minutes never fulls te
relieve Paia with one thorough application:
no mutter hasp violent or excruciating the pain,
the Kheumatie, Bed-ridden, luflrm. Crippled,
Nervous, Neuraigio or prostrated with disease
may suffer, RADWAY’S HEADY BELIEF wUl
afford Instant ease.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS,
BORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM.
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES,
BRUISES, LUMBAGO. SCIATICA.
NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS,
COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK
or LIMBS are Ina-Autiy relieved.
IN ITS ‘VA-fflOTJS FORMS.
FEVER AND AGUE,
FEVER AND AGUE cured for 00 eta There la
not a remedial agent in this world that will core
Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Billons,
Scarlet, Tvphold, Yellow and other fevers (aided
£y RAD WAY’S hLLS) so quickly as RADWAY’S
KA iiY RELIEF.
It will in a few moments, when taken Internally
according to the directions, cure Cramps, Spasms,
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyspep-
aia, Palpitation of the Heart, Cold Chills, Hysterics,
Pains In the Bowels, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic,
Wind In the Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of RAD
WAY’S READY RELIEF with them. A few
drops in water will prevent sickness or pains from
change of water. It Is better than French Brandy
or Bitters aa a stimulant.
Miners and Lumbermem should always
b* provided with It.
RADWAY’S
Regulating Pills
Perfeot, Purgative, Soothing. Aperi-
Always
enta. Act without Pain, _..
Reliable and Natural
in Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly ooated with sweet
£rnm, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and streng-
Radwat’i Pills for the enre of all disorder* of
the Stomach, Uver, “
fvtewsw*^ v/v/uatapovii rax, vsvrnuvCUcns, Imi|«
postion. Dyspepsia, Bllloarueaa, Fever, innamm*
non of ths Bowels, Pile*, and all derangemenu or
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, oontain-
I ‘ rteteri - ■
tion. Inward Piles, Fullness of Blood In ihe
Head, Aridity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn,
Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight In the Sto-
narh. Sour Eructations. Sinking or Flattering at
t« Heart, Choking or Suffering Sensation* when
Ute Heart, Choking or Snffering Sensations; _
in a lying posture. Dimness of Vision, Dots or
Webs before the Sight, Fever and du:’ Pain in the
Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, YeUownem of
Ike Shin and Byes, Pain tn the Bide, Chest,
limb*, and Sodden Flushes of Heat, Burning u
the Flesh.
A few dosea tt Ksowate Pilu will free the
system tram all tits above-named disorders.
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
Frlew, as Crate Per Par.
REAP “FAIRS AND TRUE.”
Bead a tetter stamp to RADWAT A OO., No. ga
Warren, Cor. Chnroh St, New York.
gar-information worth thousands will he sent
4e yea.
Ta tbe Pablla.
Be sore and ash tor RiDwivs. and see thfls the
■asm “EaawAT" boa what yon boy.
SIS
PIIARfflAI Powder chemical!
VnnnMJAL omnplexlon, w!
viini.wwnk ornnpienon, wnitenlnq I
bad liroath, purifying the system.. B"X b
cents. Ml Vernon (la, Southington. Conn.
A MONTH and board In yonr owu coontr.
Young Men or Ijidira’ outfit free. Ad-
dre-e. P. W. ZIUU LER * t o., Pniladelphla, Pa
. .. Vd HM mnop WS ’imepd
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