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Wintxr Pood fob Bhbkp.—As winter
food, corn ia well adapted to feeding sheep
in a cold climate. Sheep digest unground
coin better than cattle, and, with olorer
har, corn makes a well balanced ration.
From one to two pounds of clover hay, for
moderate-sized sheep, is a day’s ration.
The large Leicester and Cotswold require
from 2 to 3 pounds of corn,with 2 or more
pounds of clover.
Oats and corn mixed m equal weight,
make a better ration for fatting, especially
young sheep. Oats are more nitrogenous
than corn; having less starch, the mixture
is less heating, and especially appropriate
for common feeding. One and a halt
to two and a half pounds of this mixed
grain, and a fair quality of hay, in
winter, will prove a successful fattening
ration.
Bran, oats, and corn make a better ra
tion than the last, and bran usually costs
less than oats or corn. Bran and corn an
swer well without the oats.
Linseed meal and corn have been fed as
a practical ration with much much success.
It should be mixed one-third linseed meal
and two-thirds corn. The linseed meal
has about two and one-fourth times as
much nitrogen as corn, but not more than
one-third of the carbo-hydrates, so they
balance each other.
PxniaBiK of Cows.—Pedigree is y very
essential element in the value of cows. But
it is also true and no less important to
know that grade animals in a well-managed
dairy can be made, as a rule, quite as pro
ductive as thoroughbreds, and often more
so. Yet this does not imply that the lat
ter can be dispensed with, for we cannot
have a good quality of grades without a
good strain of blood to start from. While
it is conceded that pedigree is one of the
factors in the value of a good cow,it is not
the only factor. Maximum results in the
dairy are not the sole outcome of any sin
glc condition. They depend not merely
on the capacity and breeM of the cow, bin
also and equally on the intelligence auu
good management of the owner; and,what
is equally true, but seldom considered, even
the capacity of the cow is itself, to a large
extent, the product of human skill.
The question is asked as to what is the
greatest numbei of bogs that cau be kept
on the product of an acre of ground. That
depends on the breed of the hogs and the
quality of the soil. An estimate can easily
be made by computing the yield of com
ou an sere of ground to be fifty bushels, oi
about 3000 pounds. It has been deu on
strated that a good hog will produce three
pounds of corn, and, under the supposition
that they will beMaughttred at the weighi
of 250 pounds each, the Lumber for one
acre should not be over four. The same
estimate may be considered when a portion
is in clover or other erops that assist in
furnishing variety.
Tas fact that there are so many inferior
horses in the country is not to be wonder
ed at when the judgment of the maj irity
of breeders is considered. More than half
the horses ibnt are produced are bred by
men wbo have but little idea what the re
sult will be of coupling their mares with
*he horses which they patronize. They do
not breed to improve the class of horses in
the country, but merely to add another to
the list. They do t ot seem to realize the
fact that $10 added to the ptice of strvice
of a horse Will in a lew years add more
than ten times that amount to the valus of
the colt.
Cciiphint has often been made that
grapes grown in the vicinity of gas works
possess the disagreeable odor and taste oi
gas-tar, and it has been supposed the fruit
absorbed this volatile substance from the
air. Ktceul investigations prove, howev
er, that the odor and flavor of the grapes
-re due to the fact that the sap of the vine
sbsorbs them fiom tne soil, if disagreea
ble odo^s may thus find their way into the
grapes, why, by a similar artificial process,
may not grapes, and indeed other fruits,
be possibly flavored to suit the taste, how
ever varied and whimsical!
More farm machinery is injured by
needless exposure to weather than by use.
A machine ibat will last ten years with
careful housing will be ruined in three sea
sons if left out during the winter season.
A coat cf paint, first well oiling woodwork
will greatly add to the durability of farm
i mp’ements. Every farmer should procure
some paint and learn to use the brush dur
mg leisure hours. This is especially im-
poitant in the case of wagons, which need
repainting, at least so far as the wheels are
concerned, every spring. The paint from
wheels is rapidly worn off by ice. snov
and mud m winter.
A pun in use in South Auslralia for
leading catt’e, said to be very effective, is
as follows: Tie the end of the rope mound
the base of the near horn; pass the lint
across the forehead, back behind the horns
and under the back of the near ear, thence
up between the ropes and tne animals fore
head. When hauled taut a hitch is made
which takes in the ear, the least pressure
upon which by pulling the rope, it is said,
prevents the most obstinate beast fron
banging back.
Tax* good care of the breeding sows
'They are about the most v&mabie of oui
farm stock just now. Let tteir feed be
generous, and not exclusively of corn
Clover hay run through the cutting box.
and then sea Iced, with a liberal mixing <>!
equal quantities, by measure, of corn, oats
and wheat bran makes about as good a ra
tion as can be given them at this time of 4
the year, and will keep them in the beat of
health, and brin/ got d, stiong, vigorous
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As English writer suggea’e the possibil
ity of compressing green fodder into small
bales br means of a press som<-ii.iug like a
hay press, and piling these baes in any
convenient building, filling up the c: evicts
between the bales and the spate between
the bales and the walls with chaff. This
he thinks would be as well as to pack tin
fodder in an cmierground silo, and pre.-t
it all at once with heavy weighta, and at
the same time could be stored away or feo
out much more easily.
Ekcluhd exported 6070 horses in the
first eleven months of 1882, against 5726
in 1881 and 4845 m 1£8'J—and all this in
the face of the fact that that country is a
constant purchaser of horses for general
purpose use. The exp Tits of 1882 were
valued at $1,762,455.20-or about $306,-
85 each. France is the heaviest customer,
taking 1942 head.
Tax size ot the kernel of different vari
eties of oats varies considerably. Assum
ing, however, that medium oats require
660,000 grains to the bushel, then three
bushels to the acre would give 45 seeds to
the square foot; bushels, 52 seeds, and
4 buihels to the acre would give sixty
tntwir* tart.
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Cube breeds in poultry are far more
aatutactay and profitable than the mon-
grda. W?’
Sawdust med in the bill en’a-ges the
yield of potatoes immensely, and tre polar
toes are much larger and smoother.
LOMEfaTTO.
Herr are two recipes for orange wine
—one for a small qnaniity and one for
a large. The recipes differ in n few
partioolare: Take the juice of four doz
en oranges and the 'reeh peel of the
oranges: for this number of oranges nse
ten pounds of sugar, five gallons of wa
ter acd one pint of the best brandy;
heat the water and pour it over the peel;
let this stand for three hours, then add
the strained juice of the oranges, then
the sugar and lastly the braudy; bottle
it, and m a few weeks it will be an
agreeable beverage. No. 2 calls for
one hundred oranges, twenty-three lbs.
of sugar, ten gallons of water. Boil the
sugar in the water and clarify the syrup
with the whites of six eggs. Pour the
hot liquor upon the parings of the or
anges, add the juice of the oranges and
six ounces of yeast. Let it ferment for
tour days, then strain it in a barrel. In
three weeks add four quarts of brandy;
and in three months the wine will be
ready for use,
An Elder was cramped with an ache,
St. Jacob's Oil did the pain alake;
He was so highly pleased.
That again he was greased.
And took a lot home to Salt Lake.
A soldier on guard at Fort Wayne,
Was suddenly stricken with pain;
He thought he was gone,
But when be rubbed on
St. Jacob’s Oil, was all right again.
S20CXDKB Quilts.—Shoulder quilts
are qoito the fashion now, that is, quilts
about half the size of the ordinarv one.
Very pretty ones to lay across the foot
of the bed are made of the thin cheese
doth. The nicest cotton is needed for
these qmits, or the dark spots in the
cheaper qualities will show through the
thin covering. These small comforters
should be tacked close togotner, and
this may be done with any bright color,
and the edge may be bound simply, or
it may have a crocheted edge, or be
trimmed with lace. Thsse little quilts
may be washed, aud if well shaken after
it, and hong where they will dry quick
ly, they will look like new again. Small
quilts can be made, too, of other mater -
ial. Many women, probably, have old
silk dress skirts laid away which would
do good servicb if made up in this form.
%*“Winter finds out what S immer lays
by." Kutuay-Wort cures in Winter and
in Summ r, Tuc-re is scarcely a pers m to
be fouad who will not be greatly benel.-ted
by a thorough course of Kidney-Wort
every spring. If you cannot, prepare the
dry buy the liquid. It has the same effect.
gfcgri'ne wonders of modern chemistry
are apparent in the beautiful Diamond
Dyes. All kinds and colors of Ink cau be
made from them.
According to a Baltimore epicure, a
highly satisfactory stalling for a duel:,
whether canvas-back or red-head, is
made by grating enough bread to fill
the bird; moisten it with cream or w.th
milk, in which put a tablespoonful of
melted butter; season with salt, pepper,
etc,, the rind of a lemon, a tablespoon
ful of chopped celery and the yolk of
one egg. If the flavor of an oyster is to
you delectable, be says, add a few raw
oysters whole. A strip of bacon placed
over the breast of the roasting duck
giv<8 a d licate almost imperceptible
flavor, and prevents it becoming dry.
Kah ka. Mo., Feb. 9, 1880.
I purchnsed five bottles of your Hop
Bitters of Bishop & Co., last fall, for my
daughter, and am well pleased with the
Bitters. They did her more good than all
the medicine she has taken for six years.
WM. T MoCLURK
The above Is from a very reliable farm
er, whose daughter was in poor health for
seven or eight years, and could obtain no
relief until she used Hop Bitters. Siia Is
now m as good health as any person in the
country. We have a large sale, and they
are making remarkable cures.
W. H. BISHOP & CO.
A FRETry way to make a border for a
patchwork quiit is to p ece one narrow
strip of straight bits of silk; sew this to
the quilt; then put around it a row of
blocks matching the center of the quilt;
and outside of this put a wide strip
similar to the narrow one. The effect
is very ore ty, and this w a good way to
ntiliz? the stnp of silk left not used in
the blocks. .
Doing a Great Deal of Good.
Mr-*. J. Berry, or Fort!and. Me., a rites: “Your
Henry'- Carbolic Salve is Join* a great deal of good,
home of my friend- have been greatly berefitted by
Its n-e. I think it Is the best salve I bare ever used.”
Beware of a uuterfeits.
Immense Demand
for Vegetine.
W I are not at an surprised to learn taat tM
detrand of the people everywhere for 'hat
famous medicine, Vegetine, ia oonstaatly beocjfr
lag more and more extended. It has tone been In
demand all over our own country, and had no me
time ago made Its way into varloua foreign Unde.
At the present time the esteemed proprietor, Mr.
H. R. Stevens, of Boston, la sending It to order to
some of the remotest foretsm countries; and It
seems now evident that Vegetine la to become a
universal med.Jne. It ia a "patent medicine,"
'ut It has gained Its fame and made Its vr&y every
where on Us own Intrinsic meilta. Such were the
un-ilstakable and undeniable results of the use of
this astonishing and, at this day, world-renowned
medicine. In speedily effecting cures of the very
numerous diseases or Ula for which it was de
clared to be a remedy, that people everywhere
were open and decided In expressing their opinion
that this "patent medicine" mn-l not only be
ranked equal with, but altogether superior to, all
the regular “doctors’ stuff" that had ever been
given In sickness.
There was and there coulAd no disport about
the astonishing cures effect d by the medicine.
The doctors could not deny . hem—especially as
many of such cures had been * ffected in the meet
respectable, wealthy and well-known families,
where the suffering invalids had obtained end
taken the Vegetine as a last remit, after the regu
lar physicians had utterly tailed to do them any
good.
Moreover, testimonial letters frotr perfecOv
well-known persona In Ugh standing ar.1 ot un-
fioubted chaiact er and veracity began to pour In
apon Mr. U. R. Stevens, the proprietor, In ahead-
aace, declaring, and often with the deepe* gran-
lade, the surprising cures wrought by the greet
medusae.
Such testimonials have continued to Sow In rpon
Mr. Stevens, from first to last, until he has eaoe(h
» make volumes were he to pnnt them all. Bat
M don't publish, even in the newspapers, only a
unall fraction ot them. Is tt any wonder, then,
hat the tale of Vegetine Is now increasing at a
turpriaingj rapid rale f—/’ivridrxce (it. /.) Go-
ISU&
HUMOROUS.
Vegetine is Sold by All Drugjjusisk
DiBULLS
SYRUP
ANAKESIS
Sr. S. SilsWs External Pile Remedy
Gives In-taut relief and Is tn InfsUibls
CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES.
Biker's Fvin Panacea cures pun In Man and Beast
For me externally and internally.
Dr Roger 1 - Vegetable worm Syrup Instantly destroys
V\ onus and removes the Seuetion* winch cause them.
Denton's Balsam Cures Colds, Coughs. Rheumatism.
Kidney trouble-, eta Can be umxI externally as e
plaster.
Tea Cakes. —One enp of sugar, two
-icgs, one enp and a half of milk, one
heaping teaapoonfol of baking powder,
a piece of batter the size of an e#?, and
flour enough to make a stiff batter. In
this batter stir a pint bowl full of fruit
-oarranU are nice; fresh berries in
their reason, and even canned oues,
with the juice drained ofi. Bake in
small muffin rings and serve while warm.
C——w cwrudu
Aa old physician, retired from practice,
having had placed m hia hands by aa
last India ;iBladoaary the formal* of a
simple vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent core of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections, also a positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervoue Complaints, after having tested
Its wonderful curative powers tn thousands
of cases, has felt tt his duty to make it
known to hia suffering fellows. Actuated
by this motive sad s dean to relieve hu
man suffering, 1 will send free of charge,
to a-1 who desire it, this reoe.pe, in Ger
man French or English, with full direo-
Uoos for preparing and using. Bent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power'»
Block, Rochet ter. N Y.
Moss Chocolate.—V^ksb one ounce
of Irish moss thoroughly in cold water;
then put it over the fire to boll iu one
pint of water. Grate one ounce of choc
olate fin", mix it with half a cupful o r
cold milk.- stir it into a pint of boiling
milk, and bo 1 it for five minutes; then
add it to the boiling mots, strain them
together, sweeten them to suit the taste
of the patient, and use the bpverage
warm, _ _
“Rongh on Ratn."
uieare uu- iwia, lulcc, rvaCars, file", ants, bed
bugs, skunk*, chipmunks, gopher*. lie. Druggists
A mayonnaise of oysiers sprinkled
with chopped celery is in high lav >r at
faahiou b«; dinners.
Why don't von :ise 8t. Patrick's 8*1 w? fry
Li, if— it. 26c at ah druggists.
“I see that Governor Cleveland has
notified the New York prison authori
ties that the are of the paddle as a
means of punishment must be discon
tinued," said Fenderaon, ■ -and I consid
er it contrary to the spirit of progress
which should animate the breast ot
every true American.”
“What are you talking about?" cried
the b< y* in astonishment,
‘■What am I talking about? You be
lieve in every man helping himself, don't
y^u?”
They admitted that was where they
stood.
''Well, supposing a man wanted hia
back paddled, you can’t paddle year
own, can you?”
‘•No,” replied the boys.
“What then?"
“What then !’• screamed Fenderaon.
“You thick headed fools t Don’t you
see the point? Paddle your own, can
yon ? Paddle your owu cr-noe ”
Nobody laugh 'd; it was a matter too
serious for merriment; but they pitied
poor Feudereou from the bottom of their
hearts, and they pitied themselves, too.
The vhJation of any of nature's laws
brings iu warning by the feeling ot dis-
ootufort. Exposure will induce colds,
throat disease, consumption, eta, all of
which give warning by a troublesome
cough. Use Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup iu
time, and re-move both the cause and effect
of your disoomfon.
Conversing the Father of his Coun
try: At Austin, Nev., on Washington’s
birthday, a Chinaman tried to explain
to Captain Jack, of the Pintos, who
Washington was. “Who you call um
Washnmtung?” “Oh, he heape lip
man, Jack, heape big American chief.
■ •Alter same Winnemucca?” “Yea, Jack
only h. ape more so. He heape good
chief. Alice ’Mencans heap Ukum.
Tnia he buihday; when he come little
pappooae fus: time, you know; savvy
chat, Jack?” “No." “Well, Jack, Waah-
irglou President; j.reat general; heap
pile: lickum dam British; fixum coun
try bully." “Wasbumtung die ?” “Yes,
ties pa die, long time ago.” “Chinaman
kirlum?” “No, no; dear me, no; he
catchem sick—gone up—no come pap
pooae no more.’’ “Ugh J You heape
iikum—heaps shootnm big gun—waUer
matter now?” * Oh! get out, Jack; it’s
no u e wastiug time trying to explain
things to a (Wu thick-head Indian.”
What Phyatetaas Bap.
BAN LKARDRC, Cal
Dk. R ▼. Puma, Buffalo, N.Y.: Dear Mr—
I bare employed your “Pleaaant Purgative
Pellets" tn my j raotioe for the U. ‘ four years
1 now uee no other attentive 01 xthaitio
ssedidnee in all chronic derangements of the
elomaob, liver, and bowela. 1 know of noth
ing that equal- them,
J. A. MILLER, M. D.
Lounging through the corridors of
the State Capitol one day was an old
farmer, to whom came a female suffrage
can vaster with a petition, and politely
asked him if he would'sigu it. He eyed
the deenment suspiciously awhile, aud
then asked: “What is it ?” “A petition
iu favor of the woman’s movement,”
she responded in her most insinuating
tone of voice. “Then I’m agin it,”
said the agrionlturist with the empha
sis of a man who had some domestic
infelicity. “A woman who’s alius a
movin’ is alius a gettan’ in trouble. If
you've got anything to keep her sot, i’ll
sign it”
Dr. Pieroe'a ‘ Oolden Med-eal Di oavary”
dm become so thoroughly established in pub-
lio favor that were it not for the fcrgetfclneatf
of people It would not be necessary to call at
tention to ita power to cure consumption,
which is aorofala of the langa, and other
blooJ d; teases, aa eruptions, blotches, pirn-
plea, ulcers, acd liver oomp:a.n:.”
Put out by water: There was an
alarm of fire turned in frorr an Atlanta
artist’s studio ou Wednesday morning,
but by the time the department got
there the conflagration had been sub
dued. “What was it a-firo?" asked
Chief Rvan. “Colonel Bumgardner’s
portrait.” “How did it catch?” “I had
it nearly all finished—ail except the
nose—and when I laid the proper color
on it she blazed np like a political lion-
fire.” “And what put him out ?” “Wa
ter 1 Water will put the colonel out anv
time.”
Invalids who are recovering vital stamina, declare
In grateful terms their appreciation of the merits
as a tonic, of Hostetler's Stomach Bitters. Not
only does tt impart strength to the weak, but it
also corrects un trreg'ilar add state of the stomach,
makes the bowels art at ptop<r intervals, gives
ease to ti.o-e who suffer from rheumatic and kid
ney troubles, and conquers as well as prevents
feve r and ague.
For -ale by all Druggists and Dealers generally.
Remember This.
If yon are sick Ho a Bitters will surely aid Na
ture tn making you * ill when all else falls.
If yon are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering
from any other of the numerons diseases of the
stomach or bowels. It is your own fault if y»u re
main 111, for Hop B.tiers ate a sovereign remedy
In all inch com plaints.
If yon are wasting away with any form of Kid
ney disease, stop tempting Death thia moment,
and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters.
If yon are sick w th that terrible sickness Nerv
ousness, you will llud a “Balm in Gilead’’ tn the
use of Hop Bitters.
If yon are a frequenter, or a resident of a mias
matic dl-trlct, han't sde yoor sy-tem against the
scourge of all coutitries-malaral, epidemic, bil
lons. and interu.tnnt fevers—by the use of Hop
Bitters.
If you have rough, pimply, or fallow skin, bad
bresth truns and ocnee, end :erl miserable ^ce-
rally. Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich
blood, and swee’est breath, besltln/uid comfort.
In -bon they cure a 1 Diseases of the stomach,
Bowela, Blood, Liver, Nerve*, K doers, Bright's
Disease. IKMwlU he paid for a ease they will not
cure or help.
That poor, bedridden. Invalid wife, Mater,
mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of
health, by a few bottles ot Hop Buters, costing
but a niffe. Will you let them suffer f
SELLER!
COUGH
SYRUP.
K10^*:-WORT
THE PERMANENT CUR! OF
CONSTIPATION.
*0 other diarewteK prevent In this eonn-
try u Conuti-jatlon, and no remedy has er
squalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as
sure. WhaUivw the eeuac, however obstinate
the oaee. this remedy win overcome it.
011 0-0 THIS dlscrossing com.
s I SefcisVe plaint Is vary apt t» be
nomplicated with constipation. Kldncy-Wort “J.
^ strengthens the weakened parte rmd quickly ”
B | cm res all Unde of Pilea even when physicians
- madid use have before pilled,
rjrif you have either of these troubles
A Sure Cure for KpUepsv or Fltetn M hsure. Free to
poor. Da KhcsaSm ArjeuaUt. St Lola. Mo.
. poor.
YOUNG MEN w« will crtTO rrvu a sttnation
Circulars tree- VALLNTINE BnOd.;Janesville,Wia.
A WEEK, •!> a day at home easily made Costly
outfit free. Address TauxhOa. Augusta Ms.
TbotM aaawrrlng m ndvertlaemont
Will eoaforn flavor npon Isratlvci lliKr
osaii tM* ptebllstaor by - (sating ibat (bey
Maw tM* bdverUMMWal laa iMf* Joarne'
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$72
'It Isa great art to do the right
thing at the right time. ” The person sub
ject to dexaogement cf the kidneys or liver
has a protective duty to perform in pur-
chosiog a package of Kidney- VY qrt. It in
vigorates these organs and by Its cathartic
and diuretic effect, cleansee the whole
system Of eu asSu uuiiiOfa.
#66“Feathers, ribbons, velvet cau all be
colored to match that new hat by using the
Diamond Dyes. 10 cents for any color.
One sultry Sunday a minister was
thundering away at Lis drowsy congre
gation, the majority of whioh would go
to sleep in spite of all his effo is. At
last he shouted: “Wakeup here! There
is a man preaching to you who has only
half a shirt on his back!” It woke them
tremendously The next day a delega
tion ( f ladies visited the parsonage and
presented the preacher v ith a package
containing some very nice shirts, saying
“(hat u was a shame that he should be
reduced to half a shirt to his back."
He replied, after accepting the shirts
with thanks, “that he was not hterady
reduced to a halt' shirt; although he
wore a half on his bask, he wore the
other half in front of him.”
J0.I1 Hilling* heard from.
Nkwf rt. It. I., Aug. 11, 1880.
Dear Bitters—I am here trying to j
breathe in all the salt air of the ocean, and
having been a sufferer for more than a
year witli a refractory liver, I was indu
ced to mix Hop Bitters with the sea gale,
and have found the tincture a glorious re
sult. * * * I have been greatly help
ed by the Bit'ere, and am not afraid to say
so. Yoais without a struggle,
JOSH BILLINGS.
Satan—“Who are you?”
“A hank cashier.”
“Defaulter?”
“Yes.”
“How much ?”
‘'2.000,000.”
“Felix, give him a top seat, away
from the fire, where it is nice and cool.
Never mind thanking me, Mr. Cashier,
You’re welcome. But who is this ?”
No. 2—“A bank cashier.'’
“Defaniter ?’’
“Yes.”
“How much ?”
“8,000.”
“Here, Felix, take this fellow, and
give him a seat on the top of the stove?'’
Pure rod liver oil. from selected livers,
«n the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard 4 Co..
N Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa
tients who inive once taken tt prefer it to
all others. Physicians declare U superioi
to all other oila.
Chapped hands, face,
akin cured by using *
by Caswell. Hazard
“How did you come out of that law
snit you bad with John Pendry, before
Justice Solomon, about ahorse?'* asked
Bradford Curi* of Warren Badway. I
won it, I wrote a note to Justice Solo
mon, telling him that if he would decide
in my favor I would pay him f 10, and
he did deride in my favor.” “You can’t
make me believe bat that Solomon is
un uj right Judge; and if you wrote him
a letter offering him mmey lie would
have decided (.gntnat you and in favor
of the other fellow. ” ‘‘Yea, T expect
that is what be word 1 hav * di-u j if 1
had not been air-- ul to sign the other
fellow's 1 a uu to thu letter offering the
bribe. You haven't got mncli mart
sense than th.- Justice himself.”
Solid men admire the beautiful, and
this accounts ia some measure fer the
thourands upon thousands of bottles of
Carboltne, the deodorized petroleum hair
renewer and dreestaft which have been
sold yearly since Its invention by Messrs.
Kennedy & Co., of Pittsburg, Pa.
“In our country,” said the English
man, as he leaned bock in bis chair,
“before we mar y we arrange to settle
a certain sum on‘the.wile.”
“Yes. I know," replied the American,
“but with ns it ia different It is after
wc are married that we settle everything
on the wife and arrange to beat our
creditors.”
“Haw I I see. And how do the cred
itors take it?"
“They never find anything tatake.”
“Bmt Coras Balsam in rmt Woxld." Try tt
Price ioc. V. w. Kinsman A ca, August*,Maine.
-rt*etio-r»ib«, r *
The qalck. complete cure, *11 sanoylog Kidney,
Bladder and Urtuary Diseases, pi. DrsggtaU.
At a New York dinner party the other
evening the menu, printed on white
sa’in, came from beneath the wings of a
tiny swan placed beside the plate of
each guest. The swans were retained
as sonveniers, and when their heads
were palled off were found to be inten
ded for match boxes,
Emory’s Little Cuhartic Pill—best mude
for Liver Complaint and Biliousnees.
Fa*teles*, harmless, infallible. 15o.
Cream ocokies are made of one oup
of butter, one cup cf sugar, three table-
spoonfuls of sweet cream, half a tea-
spoonful of soda; flavor with oinnamou
or nutmeg, or, if you wish to have them
very rtrl oate flavor with extract of lem
on or with rose water.
■louver Swan’s Worn* Syrup.
Infallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for fe-
verahuemt, restleaMiere, worm*, constipation. 26c.
Hebe is a recipe for steamed browQ
bread; One quart of Indian meal, one
pint of rye floor; stir these together
and add one qnart of sweet milk, one
cap of molassM, two teaspooufnls of
soda; add a little salt, and steam for
four hours.
Dr. Kune’s Great Nerve Kcsturor is tne
marvel of the age (or all nerve aisessee. All
Ota | stopped hve. Bend to mu Aicb street,
Button Baa—A useful trifle, made
of odd scrape of satine is a set of three
small bags joined together with elastao,
meant to hold buttons; one oould hold
shirt, the others glove and shoe buttons.
Ladies and children’s boots and shoes
eannot ran over if Lyon’s Patent Heel
SUffeneis are used.
An exchange tells of an original fire
o’clock tea set of Minton waie, with a
dial painted on each article and the ci
pher 5 as a handle.
This N.Y.Sifigtr,$20
WiUi tt vet o( Attach menu Free
> Warranted perfect. Usht running
quiet, handaome and durable, deni
an teat trial ptaa when deal red
w-par »■—a Oegmai A eeta
■*wti, ■ rtupa Mac baa leal ~
tm
JIM.
duoeda peroeuL Natiomai. Pdm. Oa. FhUad*. Fa
OO
THEGREATGERMAK
REMEDY
FOR RAIN.
Relieve* and cores
RHEUMATISM,
Neuralgia,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
BACKACHE,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE
SORE THROAT, _
QUINSY, SWELLINGS,
SPBAIMS, 0
Soreness, Cuts, B.ulsss.
FROSTBITES,
BCBNS, SCAUM,
And *11 other bodily aohss
and pains.
FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE.
Sold by all DniKXtat* and
Dealer*. Direction* In U
Inngaagea.
The Charles A. Vogeler Ci.
IflucMoeMS to A. VOeiLXa M 00.)
BalUaMHTBe Mitre Ue Sb #•
A Skin ef Beauty la a Joy Forever.
DK. T. FLUX GOUKA LID’S
Orient*! Cream, or Magical Seantifier.
Remove* Tan
Pimples,
and every
blemish o u
beauty.and
Sefiaa delee
Ben. It ha*
itixid thi* l-et
of thirty
years, and 1*
■o lmrini6.il
we taste It to
be sure the
creparatlou
Is properly
made. Accept
no counter
feit of eimilar
m f
camV^Whofwc
ATHIZEWITH^fpS THL HOPE
WOMAN. RACEi
How Women would Vote.
Were women *1 owed to vote, every one in
the land who has used Dr. Pieroe’a “Favorite
Prescription" won w vo.e it to be an unfailing
remedy for the diseaaes peculiar to her sex.
By drnggiata.
A Kitoieu soliloquy: A servant gixl
who had been admonished by her mis
tress to be oarfful in “wasbin' up” the
beet tea things was overheard shortly
afterward indulging in the following
soliloquy while in the act of washing
the sugar basin: “If I was to drop this
Vre basin, and was to catch it, I sup
pose 1 shouldn't cal on it; hut if I was to
drop it. and wasn’t to catch it, I reckon
I should just catch it. r
•For the deligpe and complicated di-
fflouiiifbpeeulisrltn women.LydiaE. Pint.
Lam’s V egetahle Compound is the sovt r
eigt> remedy.
' An old geutlemau finding a couple of
his nieces fencing with broomsticks,
said: ‘Come, come, my dears, that kind
of an accomplishment will not help you
in getting husbands,’ ‘I kuowit, uucle,’
responded one of the girls, as she gave
a Imge, ‘but it will help to keep our
husbands iu order when we have got
’em.’
The Krasnr Axle Grear*
Is the bast iu the market. It ia the moat
economical and oheapeet, one box Latmg a,
long a* two of any other. One greaaing will
Jaat two weeks. It received first premium at
the Oentennial and Paria Exp witiona, also
maials at various Btate fain. Buy no other.
A celebrated lawyer ouee said that
the three most troublesome clients he
ever had were a young lady who wanted
to be married, a married woman who
wanted a divorce, and hu old maid who
didn’t know what she wanted.
Young men, mKIUlo-aged men and all men who
suffer from early in lUcretlous wilt find Allen’a
Brain Food tne most powerful Inv goraut ever In
troduced; i nee restored by it there la no relapee.
Try It; It never fails, D; six for $6. At druggista
and at Allen’s Pharmacy, 816 First avenue, New
York City.
A plain plum pudding is made thus:
Chop three ounces of suet very fine, add
a quarter of a pound of currants, the
same quantity of raisins, half a tea-
spoonful of salt, aud a teaspoonful of
baking powder, a pound of sifted flour,
a pint of sweet milk, three tablespoon-
fuis of molasses, and spice to suit. Mix
thoroughly and boil for three hours in a
padding ’>£ig.
\ xoktinb is nourishing and strengthen
ing; purifies the blood; regulates the bow
els; quiets the nervous system; acts direct
ly upon the secretions, and arouses the
whole system.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VMHSTABLB COMPOTOP.
A Sure Core fer all FEMALE WEAK-
NESSES, Including Leacerrheea, Ir
regular and Painful Memtruatloa,
Inflammation aad TTceratlea ef
the Womb, Fleedlng, PRO
LAPSUS UTERI, Are.
tWPlremnt to th* ta te, «3reek«* and immediate
In tte effect. It b a great b*lp bt rrecianey. aad re
(teves pain daring labor aad at ivcekr (•(*«!*.
PKTSK’uxsrsri* *'w:-*s*xti® it reuix.
tWFoa aiiW«»arrs .* «**•■*
of either aes. tt t».wvolw*te i* wady that ba» *v»t
been before (hu *»d a* dSacere at the
Kmx^ttietheCreoteMXteitedSt 'ialhe
pr KIDNEY OORriAINTSef EMree Sax
Find Great KrUxf la la Cate.
LYOT K E.prncutv'i RUMMTEITTEE
wiii eradn«te every v< .,n.* Qwm ty
Blood, at the name 1 me. J tjtee and ^vtefth (•
the system. Samarrellcatte r irella a* the <CV*mi>mrd.
tw-soth tne Oompoond tji.i Li xm Further are pete
pared at (S3 and Oi Wcrtcrt aver.ua, Lr*n. Earn
Price of either, $L Six bottles for St. Th* Compound
ia lent by mail in the fora of pills, or of horn***, oa
receipt of price, tl per boi. for elihar. Mrs. Pink ham
freely nnswe-s all letter* of Inquiry. Enrlnee 8 cent
sump. Send for pamphlet. KsaMoo this JVtpert
nrLvuu E. Peoobam’s ixrxa I'm* cure ConsMpe.
lion. BiUonanes* and Torpidity of tho liver. 16 eenta
SfiTSold by all Drn ryiet».~SS (x»
an
KIDNEY-WORT
IS A SURE CURE
tor all diseases of the Kidneys and
— LIVER —
It has epecifit action on thU meet important
organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and
inaction, etlmnlatlng the healthy accretion of
the BOa, and by beeping the bowela in free
condition, effecting its regular discharge.
-Ifyou are suffering from
IVIClICXl Ida malaria,have the china,
are bilion»,oy..^:L:. — —'—ttimtod. Kidney-
Wort win sorely relieve aad quickly cure.
In tho Spring to cleanse the Cyshnn, every
one shomd take a thorough coarse of It.
U- SOLD BY DRUCOI8TS. Prise »l.
KIDNEY-WORT
$6t°
»OT
THE PUREST AND BESTq
Remedy ever Hade.-It la Compounded
from Heps, Halt, Bnetan, Hen*
drake, end Dnudeilen.
The oldest, best, most renowned and valuable
medicine In the world, and in addition It contains
all the best and moet effective curative properties
of all other remedies, being the greatest liver
regulator, blood purifier, and life and health re
storing agent on earth.
It gives new life and vigor to the aged and Infirm.
To clergymen, lawyers, literary men, ladles, and
all whom sedentary employments cause Irregu
larities of the Blood, Stomach, Bowels, or Kidneys,
or wbo require an appetizer, tonic, and mild stimu
lant, It 1s invaluable, being highly curative, toulo
and stimulating, without being Intoxicating.
No matter what your'feelings or symptoms are,
or what the disease or ailment ia, use Hop Bitten.
Don’t wait unUl yon are sick, bat if yon only feel
bad or miserable use the bitters at once. It may
save you life. Hundreds have been saved by so
doing, at a moderate cost. Ask you druggist, or
physician. Do not suffer yourself or let you
friends suffer, bat use sad uge them to nse Hop
Bitters.
If yon have lameness In the loins, with frequent
pains and aches; numbness of the thigh; scanty,
painful and frequent discharge of urine, filled
with pus, and which will tun red by standing; a
voracious appetite and nnqnenehablethirst; harsh
and dry akin; clammy tongue, often darklv furred;
iwolle’s sed '.nSsinsd suns; ire pries! swelling
the limbs; frequent attacks of hiccough; Inability
to void the urine, and great fatigue in attempting
It—you an suffering .from some form of Kidney
ot Urinary Complaint, such aa Briqht*s Diaasa
of tbe kidneys, stone or infiammation of the blad
der, gravel acd renal calculi, diabetes, strangnary
strictue and retenUon of the nrine, and Hop Btt-
tms is the only remedy that will permanently care
yoo.
Remember, Hop Bitten Is no vile, dragged,
drunken nostrum, but the purest and best medL
cine ever made, and no person or family should
be without it.
Don’t risk any of the highly landed stuff with
testimonials of great cures, but ask yoor neighbor
druggist, pastor or physicians what Hop Bitten
haa and can do for you and lest U.
L.H.T.
.: ^
l for arrest and
twaof of any one setltni th* sama.
wityne’s Automatic Ensinte*.
Q
3
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SEND
for the Houth-Sidk Rmc Estatx Go n>»
motto” a Ya ^ **' K> *viabiNXA.
$65 trA J ,S, TEACHEBS
Light Business In your county. Address,
P. W. ZIBGLBR* CO.,»X6 Arch St, Philadelphia.
m rent to t. a. m. miM m***
Showinf th* Anelaol T.inpl, and Muoala Mature
>»LliaKaraanti AUuuiaUurera, Ul Bro$«iway t MffW Ylk,
Read’s Heart Cure
Quickly relieves Neuralgia,
Palpitation aud Spasms of the
Heart, and is a sure cun for alt
forms of HeartDiresae. Do not
fitil to try It, if you are trou
bled with this fatal disease.
Frire 11 no. Sent by Express.
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P. O. Box 4)16. Fhilad’a, Pa.
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(Bolted to all accUona) Writ, ’or FRBK Ilhn. Pamphlet
ana Price* to Tho Aultman A Taylor Cu, Maoifield, Ohio.
CUM -# wrteteB ftsaroatM **$«•»
manent ettof tn all ease* All having umr
bumbugm t by lb* ill irestmout at othero.
RUPTURE
iteaM •! M, MklM, tlu, MR rapmuitr Md anei te
Mwd la a Mb a teed aadr aaHote mk urmW a a, wnt mm
jf^Mtaa, ■— unlteil ted anuoT^te tiMMMlW Dr J.
InXTSk. kMMte.teidMieiM.iteUMtea.er **•»<•*
StedMMte —teteteUrf Mtel -ead te, tetete MteT
Reading. Pa; Hervhey Honan
" " ' ■ Hotel, Plttolmrtrh. Pa
, Ind.; Commercial Hotel
iSTOPPED FREE
Marttlmn Cunt.
, DR. KLINE’S GREAT
) Nerve Restorer
’ /irr al. Rkrii?
Oirtv iuaa con r ros Nkkve Arnio-
ohantedM box.vh«3 noelTod. Send ninwa.F.Oaiid
,xpr«» address of aiAieted to Da.Kl.INK.931 A-cb
Sa.P1ulada .Pa. ar« l>n,0*irt. Brwan qf Proudi.
I* unfalllmr nnd irtal.
liable In curing Epil
eptic Fits, bpasmr,
ConvuUlons, 8t. Vltu*
Dance, Alcoboli.^u,
Opium Ealing, Ner
vous debility .Scrofula
and all Nervona and
Blood diseases. To
Clergymen, Lawyers,
Literary men. Mer
chants, Bankers, La
dles and all wnose se
dentary employment
causes Nervous Pros
tration, Iiregulantles
of the blood, stomach,
bowels or klndeys, or
who require a nerve
tonic, appetiser or
stimulant, Samaritan
Nervine is Invaluable.
Tbonsauds proclaim It
the most wonderful In*
thateversiistatnedlheelnkiTigsrstem. Fo*
lets. TITK DR. & A. RICHMOND
Bole Proprietors, be Joseph, Mo.
vlcorant that ever
stops#
lfiiiT&T!ON STAINED GLASS.
Indescnbably beautiful. Easily applied to window
rla«K l liOn referpn'-eH, samr ieaetc., ^c, in rump-.
AUKNT.V HERALD. 16 pp. (luc.); fcar-
kstmitsdenunclatiousofsundry bumbuga Indorsed
by &UO.OM government omrlolH and citizens. Raxa
CHANCES to ooIM MOMet Subscription 600. New sub
scribers OHLX SSe. *90 to fluder of loogest word twh
sdltton of Herald. Ite LEM MMITH. Phllada., Pa.
tA A day st home. IS sample*,worth flj.by return mail
r 1 * FREE Address JIASON dk AO., Uontpe.ier,Vt
C T) in CUI.K WAN BCSINESHOOLI.EOE,
* AJ • , Newark, N. J. Write for Catulogae.
| A XiCaiUng London Ph;or"
lolan eatahiinhee an
Office In New York
for tbe Core of
J EPILEPTIC F!TC.
T Prom Am Jn.ma.lofMedicine.
Br. ab. Meserale (late of London), who makes a spe
cialty of Epilepsy, bss wlthoat donbt tn atod and cured
more eases than any other II ring physician, fils success
bss simply been astonishing; ws hare heard of cases of
orsr *0 years’ standing turr««sftilly cured by him. Bo
has published a work on this disease, whim he semis
with alsrgs bottle ofhls wonderful cure free to any sef-
Ibrer who may send their express and P. O. Address \v*
adrria any une wishing arnrs to address
•> br. Afi. MXSknOUi, No. N John St, Now Vusk.
WORTH
Ml
cltuasl
HC FOR
Dr. JT. H. richcnckhaaiust publiahcdsbooK on tl (
and HOW THKY CAN BE CyRED. which
he offers to scud free, port paid.losirsppllcanta It
contains valuable Information for all who suppoa
lliemaelree afflicted with, or liable to, any disease ot
tbe throat or lung*. Address
DR. J. H. SCHCNCK A SON, Philadelphia.
CANCER INSTITUTE toS™*-,
k -^ |r '*l» ■ c^sclentlUo treatments nnd
$ unueuee practice, etands
jj-U're^mmently unrivaled,
8 8 an-1 la acknowledged
r-r atnh.irlty on Cancer and
5 Cits kindred. 1 ho most ex-
gv traordlnary ctires by bis
If.great Chemical Cancer
Wfiniiilolrt are recordod.
" A’o Imlft ratuHa, loss of
(xi or fearful treatment
lulred in removing the
PJrt of Cancers or
g nunorp. For ry»rticT!l*TP=
gccati
SONSBmiBS.
I have a ptaltlrt remwly fr the sbuxe dlaer.ru; Rite
nse thousands of coses of the worst kind and of long
kandlnK here been cmed. ludsod, 1.0 strong Is my fsltn
la Itss.Hcacy, that I will find TWO hOTTLEd FltfiK to-
gethar with a VAI.r’AM.E i uKa71315 on this disoaso.U
liysufisrer. (UlraKu r-HSamlJ'. o.addrsio.
OB, T. AA.UICOm. Ill Pearl 81., Now r—k.
—#
lyrup. Tastes good.
* In time. Bold by druggists.
OO N SUMP-T-ION.
L’AFSt'a.
sent that can b* el
_tbs latest designs, 1
ex, lbs f
s to ornamentation*
-1 tb* meet desirable
I hand than do these
These elegant.
beauty, exquisite _
ertiote of ornament .u..
fllUeHug bands of fold.
you want All —one ef each —
workmanship and Standard a
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tisdseas* s-d MWMWtwo ——>t to p-——• s 1.4- .. _ — .. .
Saratoga Diamond Ring oonulns a rsmarkaMr hrillW ’<
wots, showing the stone to the .1II■ t. 1 ^”"**** Di-ttrond magniArsntl
J rr ”‘*" "*■ «d Ring tet ^^shtS
Elw»ntW Chnird Band
Lit 8 ! i*”. Half Bound
“ ■“ ‘ ' on the Insl
ernatnenli
art M > my earn be Mnt br reffalSfnuu'
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on IbVmwI tin. fiVT Jd K rw J n,rea a piece of paper tl
au, r. u uresr, Kaglstered letter, or Exprtss. Scud tbit advert
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