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agriculture. Subdung Obohabd Fists.—All of the Insect pests which infest orchsrds and gar dens in the Atlantic States and the South hare not yet appeared, but most of them will unless the greatest vigilance is main tained. The following practical notes from various authorities are of value to horticul turists. Oils of all kinds are deadly to most insects. Kerosene can only be used by diluting with water. To mix oils with water first combine them with milk, then dilute as desired with water. Sour beer and molasses attract moths, spread on boards placed in the orchards or on trunks of trees. Paris gr^eu is very effectual when it can be well applied; one pound mixed with twenty-live pounds of flour or plaster is sufficiently strong. Of London purple use only 1 part by weight to 50 parts of flour or plaster. The common ground beetles, the lace- wirged flies and the well known‘lady bugs’ are old friends of the horticulturists and should be protected. As regards the noxious insects, the cod im moth ranks, for destructiveness, nearly at the top of the list. Paper or cloth bands are used, applied every ten days through spring and early summer and lu connection with the use of a proper w ash. The apple tree borers, of which there are several kinds, are enemies of the apple,the quince and some other trees. "When observed, cut the larvse out with a knile and place a sheet of tarred roofing felt about the collar ot the trees to prevent further ravages. Dustings of lime are effectual wtth the cherry and pear slugs, abundant in moist regions, such as about Puget Sound. The plum curculio, which has not yet made its appearance, is an enemy tliat at present cannot be conquered. There is no remedy known except the jarring process, to commence as soon as the fruit sets and jar the tree 3 times a week for a month. This shakes off the curculio bitten fruit, end it should be gathered up and destroyed. The steel-blue beetle, known as the grape- hea beetle, mpe the vine in the bud; the larvie ieed on the leaves in the summer The beetles are jarred (ff the vines m the early morning, over an inverted umbrella, or lime is used for the larvse. One ounce of alum to a gallon of warm water destroys the strawberry worm, so does white helle bore. Hand-picking is about the only remedy for the gooseberry fruit worm. The currant borer is troublesome. Cut out and bum all Infected branches; do the same with the raspberry twig girdler. DOMESTIC. A novelty in cake is made thus: Bake a loaf of white cake or of corn starch cake; have the loaf when baked about three inches deep. When dona and cold, pat ou the top of the loaf pie- Cfab of orange; these should be out in the shape and sf the size of a caramel. Put them on as close together as possi ble, and have them smooth or even if you can. Then cover the cake, orange and all, with frosting. If corn-starch cake is made follow this rule: One cup of flour, one cup of corn starch, one heaping oup of white sugar, half a oup of butter, beaten with the sugar until it is light cream, one large teaspoonful of baking powder, and the whites of four eggs, beaten to a stiff froth and put in last; a large half cap of sweet milk should be stirred in with the batter and sugar after they are well beaten. This cake does not keep well, and should be eaten while fresh. A nice white cake to be covered with orange is made by using the whites of five eggs, one cup of milk, half a oup of butter, oue tea- cpoonful of baking powder, one oup and a half of sugar, and about three cups of flour. An Elder was cramped with an ache, Bt Jacob's Oil did the pain slake; He was so highly pleased, That again he was greased. And took a lot home to Bait Like. A soldier on guard at Fort Wayne, Was suddenly stricken with pain; He thought he was gone, Rut when be rubbed on Bt. Jacob’s Oil? was ail right again. Waste-Fateh Baskets.—Handsome waste-paper baskets can be made by covering a peach-basket outside and in with turkey-red'calico, or with sileeia, or with more expensive material in some bright color, and tflen crocheting a cov er or lambrequin out of macreme twine. This cover should be about half as deep as the basket, to allow space for a fringe to be tied ill; as this should reach to the bottom of the basket, it is just as well to use some cheap c overing for the basket. This <nay be used for a work- basket instead of one for papers, if yon please; in this case to the upper rim of the basket fasten a small pmcnsbiou, a needlebook and oue or two little pock ets. HUMOROUS. “Abb those cakes new maple sugar?” he asked, as he halted before a stand on Wall street “They are, sir.” “Made this winter?” “Tea, sir,” “From the pure sap ?” “The pure sap, sir.” “And not adulterated?’' “Not in the least. How many will you have?” “Not one. I am looking for some cakes ot old maple sugar—some at laast a year old, I think new sugar un healthy. ” “I'lf tell you what, sir,” said tha keeper of the stand, as he gave his voice a confidential pitch, “if you want six cakes at five cents each, I’ll admit that I lied about it and this is old sugar polished up with a rag. Oome, sir, patronize a poor but worthy man.'’ The violation of spy of nature’s laws brings its warning by the feeling of dis comfort. Exposure will induce colds, throat disease, consumption, etc., all of which give warning by a troublesome cough. Use Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup in time, and remove both the cause and effect of your discomfort. Protecting Ukciiabds. -Woods,or any thing of the kind, to protect orchards, are a very good thing, if protected on the pro per side, but nine times out of ten the pro tection is on the wrong side, which is al most always seen on the north or west tide, whereas it should be on the east and sjuth sides. It is the cold that injures or chards and the protection on the north or west will scarcely make it any warmer. An orchard should always Lave a northern and never a southern exposure. And why? Because the southern exposure will cau * the buds to expand so early that the frost will nearly always catch or kill or damage them. On the contrary, a northern expo sure will keep them back until after dan ger from frost lias passed, if the frost melts away before the sun reaches the bloom, the fruit will not be killed; but if the orchard has an eastern exposure, so the early sun can reach the bloom, the fruit will nearly almost always be killed by a sharp frost. If the orchard has a western exposure, or is protected by dense woods of tall Umbers on the east, the trost will melt away hefore the sun reaches it. The orchard thus protected will bear eve ry year. I have noticed this for many years and know it to t>e true. * ♦•'It is a great art to do tne right thing at the right time. ” The person sub ject to derangement of the kidneys or liver has a protective duty to perform in pur chasing a package of Ki dney- W ort. U in vigorates these organs and by its cathartic aud diuretic effset, cleanses the whole BystftTti of ull bud hu iiora* g-^/eathjrs, rib ions, velvet can all be SQlorett* •«f.ci that uev natWy using th® Diainnd 1) ' !<• 10 cents fo- any color. ■Why the Czar retired: There was a company of gentlemen engaged in a little game of cards in a prominent gen tleman’s parlor one night lately. It grew late and fears were expressed by the party that they were trespassing up on the kindness of the mistress of the house, who, by the way, was not pres ent. “Not at all, gentleman—not at all I Play as long as you please. 1 am Czar here,” said the master of the man sion. ' Yes, gentlemen, play as long as you please,” said a silvery voice, and all rose as the mistress of the house stood before them. “Play as long as you please, gentleman 1 But, as it is nearly one o’clock, the Czar is going to bed r He went To keep the knives and forks in good condition, wipe them as soon as possible after being used, as the longer they are left with stains on them the harder they will be to clean; have then a jag of hot water to put them into as soon as done with, and wipe dry with a soft flannel. When they are not in nse rub the steel parts with a flannel dipped in oil, let it remain two hours and wipe dry; or dust the blades and prongs with quicklime, finely powdered; wipe off in an hour or two and wrap them m a flannel cloth. Harness is more rapidly injured in sum mer than in winter. It is sometimes soaked with rain, and again subjected to heat and drying, and the perspiration oi horses does it no good, if kept well oiled, all these influences will cause little injury. There are many different applications used and different modes are adopted for em ploying them. A common way is first to wash thoroughly with soap and warm wa ter and then to apply neats-foot oil, as the best oil for the purpose. Rye meal would make an excellent food for cows If fed in slop or upon cut hay. It would be well to grind with it a small proportion of corn; two bushels to ten of rye would make a good mixture. To use it in the best manner it should be mixed with water into a thin slop and left for twelve hours to steep, and then poured over the cut-fodder and well stirred with it. It is not so rich in oil as corn, but by adding to it a little cottonseed-meal this defect would be easily made up. I re low price of wheat is greatly dis couraging to the English farmers. After seven years of greater or less failure, they are doubting now whether a good crop would pay at present low prices. The acreage sown to wheat this year is much smaller than usnal. Thus the evil'o' low prices corrects itself, and the farmer who goes on without varying for high or low prices has the best success. There are said to be 50 injurious insects m our vegetable gardens, 50 m our vine yards, while seventy-five attack oar apple trees and more than fifty our grain fields Beventy-five million dollars is estimated as the damage done to the wheat in Illinois in one season, ana nearly ten years ago the annual loss in the United States from in sect depredations alone was estimated at nearly $400,000,000. Corn burnt on the cob, and the re- lure—which consists almost entirely of the grains reduced to charcoal and still retaining their perfect shape—placed be fore the fowls, is greedily eaten by them, with a marked improvement in their health. Kau ka, Mo., Feb. 9, 1880. I purchased five bottles of your Hop Bitters of Bishop & Co., last fall, for my daughter, and am well pleased with the Bitters. 'They did her more good than all the medicine she has taken for six years. WM. T McCLURK The above is from a very reliable farm er, whose daughter was in poor health for seven or eight years, and could obtain no relief until she used Hop Bitters. Sae is now in as good health as any person in the country. We have a large sale, and they are making remarkable cures. W. H. BISHOP & CO. Copal varnish applied to the soles of shoes, and repeated as it dries until the pores ar^ filled and the surface shines like polished mahogany, will make the soles water-proof, and last as long as the uppers. In place of any know preparation sold under the name of • ‘baby powder,” use some fine starch. Put a few lumps iu a cup and pour over it enough cold wa ter to dissolve it. After you are sure it is dissolved let it stand until the starch is all settled and the water is clear; then turn the water off. Let the starch dry, and then powder it and put it in a soft muslin bag, through which it will sift out. This is very healing and answers admirably any purpose the powder is supposed to do. Ooniampnsn Cared, An old physician, retired from practice, naving had placed in his hands by an East India ;missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a posture and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt U his duty to mat* u known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve hu man suffering, I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this receipe, in Ger man, French or English, with full direo- UrM for (preparing and using. Bent by mail by addressing with stamp, naming this paper. W. A. Noyes, 149 Power'$ Block, Boc hotter, Jf, Y. — It is fashionable now to have scarfs or lambrequins for the low shelf which accompanies the long mirror extending from the ceiling almost to the floor in modern reception rooms. Usually this mirror occupies the centre of the room, where an open grate would ordinarily be placed, while the mirror which was formerly universally found between the windows is replaced by a long and val uable painting, or, in some cases, by shelves for bric-a-brac. Bows may farrow at any time If quarters are warm and com'ertable, if the pigs are not properly cared they Will be checked in growth if weather Is cold. the but for the Thise is considerable advantage real izcd in turning off animals as young at possible after getting a good growth, as it requires less capital in conducting the business of breeding and feeding, and the niks of accidents, diseases and all other things are much lessened. Stock the farm to the fullest extent with satety. Raise all the tood posai- tie, straw, hay, grain, fodder, then feed liberally, but carefully. Spreading in a cc -1, dry place will al most invariably save well ripened onions at this season of the year. %♦ “Winter finds out what Summer lays by." Kidney-Wert cures in Winter and in Bummer, There is scarcely a person to be found who will not be greatly benefitted by .a thorough course of Kldnqy-Wort every spring. If you cannot prepare the dry buy the liquid. It has the same effect. jfagrTbe wonders of modern chemistry are apparent in the beautiful Diamond Dyes. All kinds and colors of Ink can be made from them. She did not give: “Madam,” he be gan, as he lifted his hat at the front door, “I am soliciting for home chari ties. We have hundreds of poor, rag ged and vicious children like those at your gate, and our object is- •Birl those are my own children !’’ she inter rupted, and the way that front door slammed his toes jarred every hair on his scalp look. Join Hilling* heard trom. Nkwp bt. U. I., Aug. 11, 1880. Dear Bitters—l am here trying to breathe in all the salt air of the ocean, and having t<een a sufferer for more than i year witli a refractory liver, I was indu ced to mix Hop Bitters with the sea gale, and have found the tincture a glorious re suit. * * * I have been greatly help ed by the Bitters, and am net afraid to say so. Yours without a struggle, JOSH BILLINGS. Farmers weep over the scarcity o ! rain, and so would the potatoes if they were large enough to have eyes. And the corn would listen for the pattering drops but that the drouth deprives it oi ears. Pure cod liver oil. from selected livers, •n the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co. N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Pa tients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough ■kin cured by using Juniper Soap, mads by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New lork. “My teeth are all full of sand,” sale the fairest bather in the sand. “A1 right, baud them out,” said an admirer, “and I’ll rinse them off for you.” Anc now she regards him only as a brother. Solid men admire the beautiful, am this accounts in some measure for the thousands upon thousands of bottles of Carbollne, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and dressing, which have been sold yearly since its invention by Messrs Kennedy & Co., of Pittsburg, Pa. la caring for stock, good judgment and skilful mssagcmcat will tell as much if not more at this season than any other. a pair of Sevres vases, valued at $6,500, are exactly copied from a pair ordered for Queen Victoria’s birthday, They are mounted upon a pedestal of Mexican onyx, decorated in French bronze. The vases are surmounted by a crown of flowers in bronze, of rare workmanship, and nave handles of the same rich material. Upon a ground work of old bine enamel the design represents upon the one Venus rising from the sea and upon the other the fable oi Enropa. Handsome hall chairs are in illumin ated leather, and are framed in heavily carved mahogany. The latest fashion has the tali upnght back and narrow seat which was oharaoteristie of the eighteenth century. Sea sulls are mounted on terra oci- ta plaques. Figures carved on terra cot ta peer over the edge of the shells and appear es if perfectly at home in their curious tenement “Do fish perspire?” is a question now agitating scientists. They make a man sweat who tries to catch them, generally. Young men, middle-aged men and all men who suiter from early Indiscretions will find Allen’s Brain Food the most powerful invigoraut ever in troduced; once restored by It there is no relapse. Try it; it never fails. $1; six for $8. At diuirgists and at Allen’s Pharmacy, »U First avenue. New Y ork City. Albert Schwtll is an Indianapolis man who has had nineteen fights be cause somebody said: “Give him to the hogs,” " . Doing m Cl rent Deal of Clood. Mrs. J. Berry, of Portland. Me.. *riM: “Your Henry's Carbolic Ha) vs is doing a great deal of good, borne of my friends have been greatly beuehtted by its use. J think Ilia the Dent salve I have ever used.” Beware of o.onterfela. Immense Demand for Vegetine. W C are not at all surprised to learn taat the demand of the people everywhere for that famous medicine, Vegetine, la constauily becom ing more and more extended. It has long been In demand all over our own country, and had some tiife ago made Its way Into various foreign lands. At the present time the esteemed proprietor, Mr. H. R. Stevens, of Boston, is sending It to order to some ot the remotest foreign countries; and It aeetni now evident that Vegetine la to become a universal medtelns. It la a “patent medicine," but it has gained Its fame and made Ita way every where on Us own Intrinsic merita. Such were the unmistakable and undeniable results of the use ot this astonishing and, at this day, world-tenewped medicine, in speedily effecting cures of the very numerous diseases or ills for which It was de clared to be a remedy, that people everywhere were open and decided in expressing their opinion that thia -‘patent medicine" mast not only bo ranked equal with, but altogether superior to, all the regular “doctora’ stuff” that had ever been given in sickness. There was and there could be no dispute about toe astonishing cures effected by the medicine. The doctors could not deny them—especially as many of snch cures had been effected in the most respectable, wealthy and well-known families, where the suffering Invalids had obtained and taken the Vegetine as a last resort, after the regu lar physicians had utterly failed to do them any good. Moreover, testimonial letters from perfectly well-known persons in high standing and of un doubted charact er and veracity began to poor In upon Mr. H. R. Stevens, the proprietor, In abund ance, declaring, and often with the deepest grati tude, the surprising cures wrought by the great medicine. Snch testimonials have contlnned to flow In upon Mr. Stevens, from Are; to last, until he has enough to make vo'nmes werS he to print them all. But he don’t publish, even In the newspapers, only a small fraction of them. Is It any wonder, then, that the sale of Vegetine is now Increasing at a surprisingly rapid ratef—A ovidenc* (A /.) Go- tttte. Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists. Bakert Pain Panacea eures pain in Man and Beast Ye* use externally and internally. Dr.Boger's Vegetable Worm Syrup Wwtautly destroys W onus and removee the Becrettons which caoae them. Denton’s Balaam Curea Colds, Coughs. Rheumatism, Kidney trouble!, eta Can be used externally ae a ylaater. An agnostic: Professor—“The agnos tic may tie briefly described as the Knawnothingtst of philosophy. Pas sing that point. Miss may tell what she knows of sense perception.” Miss “Professor, I am an agnostic.” \ xobtine is nourishing and strengthen ing; purifies the blood; regulates the bow els; quiets the nervous system; acts direct ly upon the secretions, and arouses tbs whole system. A Frenchman, feeling ill, complained to an English friend that he bad a pain in his portmanteau, by which he meant hie chest. The Framr Axle Great a Js the bast iu the market. It le the meet economical and cheap-st, one box 1 eating ae long ae two ef any other. One greeting a ill last two weeka. It received first pramtiun at the Centennial and Parte Exp leitione, *1—» me dale at various State fain. Buy no other. A correspondent wants a cure for laziness. Let him try nitro-glycerine placed underneath his rooking chair. “Bough on Rata.” Clears out rats, mice, roach**, flic*, ante, bed- buga, ekunka, chipmunk*, gopbera. 15a Druggist*. A cool reception—An ice crew festi val DPBULL’S SYRUP ANAKESIS Dr. S. Silsbee’s External Pile Remedy Gives instant rcUef and is an infallible CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES. Bold by Drnifgiste everywhere. Price, fl 00 per box prrn<;fdby mail. Bar.iples sent ./>•« to Fby&iclnns and all sull. rera, by P.Nenstacdter A Co, Box SM*. Hew Yorfc CUv. Sole marnla for,.re of ••Anateala.” UOSUlTEfft STOMACH ^ BITTER* Invalids who are recovering vital stamina, declare in grateful terms their appreciation of tl.e merits as a tonic, of Hostetlers Stomach Bitters. Not only does it impart strength to the weak, but it also corrects an irregular acid state of the stomach, makes the bowels act at proper intervals, gives ease to those who Buffer from rheumatic and kid ney trouble*, and conquers as well as prevents fever and ague. For sale t>y all Druggists and Dealers generally. Remember This. If yon are sick flop Bitters will surely aid Na ture in making you well when all else falls. If you ire costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels. It is your own fault if yan re- mam ill, for Hop Bitters ue a sovereign remedy In all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any form of Kid ney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters. If you are sick w th that terrible sickness Nerv- ensnees, yon win And a “Balm In Gilead" In the nee of Hop Bitters. If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a ms tic district, barrh ede yoor system sgaUst the scourge of all countries—malarial, epidemic, bil ious. and intermittent fevers—by the use of Hob Bitters. . - , If yoo have rough, pimply, or Fallow skin, bad brcrttli. pains and aches, and feel miserable gene rally. Hep Bitters wtu give yen fair atm, rich blood, and sweet eet Us eath. Health, end comfort. In short they cure a.i Diseases of the stomach. Bowels, Blood, Over,'Ntt’vre, 'Kidney*. Brtght’s Disease. t&00 will be paid lor a case they will not cute or help. That poor, bedridden. Invalid wife, sister, mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of health, by a few bottles of Hop Bitters, coating but a trifle. Will yon let them suffer T KIDNEY-WORT 18 A SURE CURE tor all disc usee of the Kidneys and — LIVER — Xthaaipedfloaeticinon this moat tmpactaat organ, enabling it to threw off torpidity and ir^Mnn, stlmniatjnc the healthy secretion of the RUa, and by keeping tiro bowels in free oonmtion, effecting its regular discharge. BRolorio 'X-Yonareroffliringfrea IwscIrSZr SaZa sialaria, have the ehllli, are bilious, dyseeptic, or oonattpatod, Kidney- Wort will surely relievo and quickly cure. lathe Spring tocloanaothcEystam.av«ry- one should take a thosoogh course eg IViv^ I C- toco BY SRUCCiSTS. Fries i!. i D -. Piorc t’s “Golden Medical D sc .very ’ I bae become eo thoroughly establ.ehed in p ib- lio favor that were it not for the forgetfulness of people it w .old not be Deoe.-Bary to call at tention to its yower to cure consumption, which; is ecrofria of the longs, and other blood diseases, as erup tone, batches, pim ples, u'oeie, and 1 liver complains.” The crash bat: “Halloa, there I” ex claimed Fogg, addressing a young gen tleman who was wandei*ag abont tbs room with a shut-up crush hat in his hand. “Did you speak to me, sir?” asked the young gentleman, drawing near. “Oh,' beg pardon,” said Fogg, “I took you for one of the waiters. Ha, ha! Very natural mistake, wasn’t it? Took your hat for a salver, you know. Funny, wasn’t it?” When the young gentleman turned away he appeared to be endeavoring to hide his crash hat beneath his coat. Wliat Hliyslcians N.ty. /SAW LEANDRO Cal Sn It. V. Piebok, Buffalo. N.V.: Dear Mr— I Lave employed your -Pleasant Purgative Pellets" iu my iractice for ttie last four years. 1 now use no other alterative or cathartic meuicinea in all chronic dera gementa of the stomach, liver, and bowela. 1 know of noth ing that equal i them. J. A. MILLER, M. D. Rather a sharp attack: Farm lad— “Rev a drink o’ watter, Muster Mugford? It’#nice and fresh; do yew good alter last night.” Mr. Mugford—“Ah, Wil liam, of course you are the lad who kindly assisted me home. Did 1 seem very iaint?” Farm lad—“Well, yew did seem strange loike. When I fast seed yer yew was a-sittin’ in a pnddle by the side of the road yonder a-makin* grabs at the foive-bar gate and a-shoutin’ you’d be Mowed if you wouldn’t ketch thet theer oed of yourn the next time it came round.” Row Women would Vote. Were women allowed to vote, every one io the land who has used Dr. Pierce’s “Favor te Prescription” won d vo e it to bo an unfailing remedy for the diseases peculiar to her sex. By druggists. Crowner’s quest testimony: “1 said to him, ‘Billy, you’ve been taking mor phine, haven’t yon? - He said, ‘Yeo, my stomach is out of order and I am com pelled to' take it. 1 feel very bad.’ That was yesterday. Last night abont twelve o'clock I went up to see him and he was asleep and breathing very hard. I saw him again about three o’clock aud he was still sleeping. About six this morning I went uj) again and fonnd him as 1 e is now—dead. I then sent for a physician, but it was too late.” “Bnchu-Palba.’' The quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $1. Druggists. To be continued: A lady was visiting cue cf her married friends who had re cently presented her husband with pledge of affection No. 1. “What are yon going to name the baby ?” inquired the visitor. “We are going to call her Mary Penelope Thanatopsis Ellen—not going to leave, are you ?” “Yes, I must get home in time for tea; I’ll call in again early to-morrow morning and hear the rest of it.” Whv doa’t you use 8t. Patrick’s Salve? it Use it 25c at all drngg ate. Tty Evrn all around: A butcher enters a lawyer’s office—“Sir,” he asks, “when a dog does any damage is not his owner responsible?” “Certainly.” “That be ing the case, as your dog has just car ried off a magnificient leg of mutton from my shop, you owe me $2.” “Noth- mg could be more just,” replied the lawyer, “and fortunately that is just the price of the consultation I have just given you!” Ladies ami children’s boots and shoes cannot run over if Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners are used. The newer arithmetic: It takes twen ty blows of a hammer in the hands of a woman to drive a ten-penny nail three inches. She misses the nail twice where she hits it once. How many blows does she strike in all, and how far can her voice be heard when she strikes her thumb? Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer is the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All flts stopped free, send to 931 Arch street, Philadelphia, Fa Not enough to worry him: “I wish I knew what would prevent my food from distressing me,” said Mr. Lymph. *‘My dear fellow,” exclaimed Fogg, “come and stop awhile at our boarding-house. I can assure you that all the food yon get there won’t distress you a particle.” ♦For the delicate and complicated difl- cutties peculiar to women, Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound is the sover eign remedy. Not Hardly—“Boy,” said a stranger to a lad who was blacking his boots in front of a hotel yesterday, “if I should give you a dollar, would your first im pulse be to go to the circus?” “No, sir,” was the prompt reply. “My first im pulse would be that it was a counterfeit bill!” SELLERS’ COUGH SYRUP. a t R,T.SIn£«r l $20 ■tsFtM AttaoLments Free. .1 .'sirutad^ASTfsoLLI^htrunni^ r SS j.gjsrere^.knre ' Also santsa (si cnlar. wttt teeUnaalst;. fa • r>weAaaar iMreesJ Mother Swisn’s Worm Syrup. Intal Ible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for fo verlaliness, restlessness, worms, constipation. 26c. Between fashionables: “That infer nal tailor of mine has disappointed me again, confound him! I wish I oonld had some way of punishing the beast.” “1*11 attend to that; he shall be punish ed adequately—a fearful revenge. He shall be ruined." “How?” “I will transfer iny custom to him I” Emory’s Little Cathartic Pill—best made for Liver Complaint and Biliousness. .Tasteless, harmless, infallible. 15c. Tee rage for tambourines may be supposed to be dying oat, but unfor tunately this absurd fashion is likely to be closely followed by a still more ridiculous adaption of guitars and vio lins to purposes of t-eooration. “*>*«■ Cough Balsam in the Would.” Try it. Price loc. F. W. Kinsman A Co., Aagtista,Malnc. Terra-gotta plaques are mounted in black or deep-toned velvets or plush. The genome specimens, which come Dieppe, are very wonderful representa tions of the life of the fishing popula tions. In one a group of fish-wives sur round a comrade who reads the news of the day from Le Petit Journal. , MIlS WHERE Alt USE FAILS. BwtOouehSyniix Test** good. J Use in time. Bold hy droggisig. . YOUNG M VV l«*rn Txlxoajuththeresnd XUUmx W« wiu .riveyous sUuMlou. wcuuw* ftaa. VALaSTstfijiiinsuo.. s*na*vme,wis. THE liREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Believes end cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, BACKACHE, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, S0P.E THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS, SPRAINS, @ Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, FROSTBITES, BURNS. SCALDS, And all other bodily aches and pains. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Sold by all Druggists and Dealers. Directions In U languages. The Charles A. Voqeler Co. Hi. n S. TOGELXR * CO.) lUIttHws. ■!.. C. a A- A Kkta mt Rent? i* a Forever, dr. T. FKUX GOURAUD’S OritnUl Cream, or Mxglc&l Boantifisr. LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S VEGETABLE COMPOUND: A Sore Care for all FEMALE WEAK* NESSES, Including Leaeorrkora, Ir regular and Painful Menstruation, Inflammation and Ulceration of Ue Womb, Flooding, PRO* LAPSUS UTERI, Ac. tWPleasant to the taste, efficacious and limned late In its effect. It is a great help In pregnancy, and re* Ueves pain daring labor and at regular periods, rmrsicuss rsx re aud pkiscbibi it iuxelt. WFob axlWBaknxsses of the generative organs of either sex, it Is second to no remedy that has ever been before the public; and for all diseases of the Kmims it Is ths Oreatat Remedy in tie World, £P~KIDNET COMPLAINTS of Either Sex Find Great Relief In Its Use. Lydia e. pinkham’s blood purifier vrflt eradicate every vestige of Humors from the Blood, at the same time will give tone anC strength to the system. Ac marvellous In results as the Compound. t^Both the Compound and Blood Purifier ore pre pared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Hare. Price of either, 91. Six bottles for |5. The Compound Is sent by mall in the form of pills, or of lozenges, on j receipt of price, 91 per box for either. Mrs. Plnkham freely answers all letter* ot inquiry. Enclose 3 cent stamp. Send for pamphlet. Mention tile Paper, rWLTUii E. Pinkhah’s I.rrx* PnxJ cure Constlp* tton. Biliousness and Torpidity ot the Liver. 26 eenta. • 99-Sold by ell DrutsiaU.“®9 m c FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF 1 CONSTIPATION. C Mo other dleeaso Is so prevalent in this ooun try as Constipation, and no remedy has ever * equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a £ cure. Whatever the cause, however obstinate 1 the ease, thia remedv will overcome it. Oil THIS distressing oom- « e tCiO. pmint is very apt to be complicated vrithconstipation. Kidney-Wort strengthens tha weakened parts and quickly mires ah kinds of Kies even when physicians • mdl medicines have before fitiled. tj 42- CWIt you have either of these troublefl USE l^ruraliata^en THE PUREST AND BEST Remedy ever Made —Itluromponnded from Hope, lit nit Bnehn, Man drake, and Dande lon. The oldest, best, most renowned an valuable medicine In the world, and in addition it contains all the beat ami most effective curative properties of all other remedies, being the greatest liver regulator, blood pur Her, and life and health re storing agent on earth. It gives new life and vigor to the aged and Ir.flnn. To clergymen, lawyers, literary men, ladies, and all whom sedentary employments cause irregu larities of the Blood, Stomach, Bowels, or Kidneys or who require an appetizer, tonic, and mild stimu lant, it la invaluable, being highly curative, tonic and stimulating, without being tntoxtcatl ag. No matter what your (eelinga or symptoms are, or what the dlsea e or ailmem Is, use Hop Bitters. Don’t v.i*. until you are s.ck, but If yon only feel bail or miserable uae the blttere at once It may save yonr life. Hundreds have been saved by ao doing, at a moderate coat. Ask yonr druggist, or physician. Do not suffer yourcelf or let yonr friends suffer, but nse and urge them to nse Hop Bitters. It yon have lameness In the loins, with frequent pains and aches; numbness of the thigh; scanty, painful and freqnent discharge of urine, Sited with pua, and which will turn red by standing; a voracious appetite and unquenchable tblrat; harsh and dry skin; clammy tongue, often darkly fnrred; swollen and Inflamed gnms; dropsical swelling of the limbs; freqnent attacks of hiccough; Inability to void the urine, and great fatigue in attempting it—yon are Buffering from some form of Kidney or Urinary Complaint, each as Bright’s Disbasjc of the kidneys, atone or inflammation of the blad der, gravel and renal calculi, diabetes, strangnary stricture and retention of the nrine, and Hop Bit ters la the only remedy that will permanently core yon. Remember, Hop Bitters Is no vile, dragged, dranken nostrum, bnt the purest and best medl- cine ever made, and no person or family shonld be without it. Don't i isk any of the highly landed staff with testimonials of great cares, bat ask your neighbor, druggist, pastor or physicians what Hop Bitters has and can do for yon and test It. f CC a week in your own town. Terms aud M outflt OtJVf free. Address H. Hallrtt A Co.. Portland,Me dialing ton (a pa- theSktfl ■ using »re tb.„,. ft every day. Also Poudi-e Subtile removes superflu ware of base Imitations gl.ooo Reward for arrest and proof of any on# selling the soma “TH* BIST IS CHFAPE8T." ENGINES, TUDCCUpRCSM^, HonePoven I nnLOnCnO Clo'erHollen (Suited to all sections.) Write for F«!cE!Uw& Pamphlet mp4 Prices to The Aoltman A Taylor Co., Ifonffield. Ohio. CANCER INSTITUTE^ in mi Mucieutitio treatmeulu and lority ,— k t-its kindred. The most ex- Xo trsordlnary cures by his 8-* great OiemUml C&meer fifAnUdotee are recorded. Ao hti/t. eaHittce, lou qf OBmUoodor/ear/ullrtatwunle a required in removing the Kg 8 laiwat of Cancers or PI'> Tumors. I>-r particulars, D I..wnd for free trejIJj 8 ®? ' MijsSsisff SEND L,r the So dTH-Snsa Rsal 7 r - j*? Go n» $65 tSWt. TEACHERS Light Business In yonr rounty Address I'. VV. Z1KULKK A tXA, 916 Arch St, Phnauelphua m r-RKt TO F. A M. *~.tl6i’ CoWU Tnr»vl*s. Jk (,bow..gtaiABclmt Tempi. IftwalsPatlUhisasd MsmifsctureiA m BroBdwBy,>BW IMS. »uyne’$ Automatic engine*. owOt, no! eadterlRwfcati ylea*- ». W. FATaa MHgMMwiUi an Astoraotia !ogu» >," J kt inlorc IMITATION STAINED GLASS. Indescribably beautiful. Easily applied te window frtaae l.oOu refereni-ei*, Bamrlea, etc^. 26c, in stompa AGENTM’HKRAI.D. l# pp. asx« (Inc.): fw leaein ita denunciations of sundry humbug's. Indorsed by 5« , 0,tAXi governmtmt official# an l citizens. Hamm chances to coi v monk y 8ub*cripUon Wc. N«W Stita •criben only 25e. rJO t > finder ef longest want atoll edition of Herald. Is* laVlM NJlITXfiw l hil&dA., Psa RUPTURE sWuid si mm sabrsos this nre 107 CURE -A vrUt*a (osrsntM • in sll flsftss. AU having um« by tire ill trsstawnt of atiren, __ uty and profit by th# knowitdf BStMd IB » Mfc if b«4 fltedy oombirred mtt •xpsthore in ths *or»4 mms sf Bsnte, sash is ths as* moms*u sad men to nous ticBfmset of Or J. B MATUL Mats oA«. Ml Arch 8kret. PhtteWIphis, Pv Afinas (SB* fcrefi slarep Mr tretireoaiBls of psnin* raiBfi art breach «•«$ Keystone House, Reading. Ps.; Hershey House* Harrisburg, Pkfst. (Hair Hotel. Pittaburgh, Pa Custer House, Fort Wayne, Ind.; Commercial Hotel Chicago, UL w SENDING FOR Dr. J. H. Sehenolt has lust published abook on ths contains valuable information for all who euppoe. themselves afllloted with, or liable to, any disease ot the throator lungs. Addrcis UR. J. H. SCHCNCK & SON. Philadelphia. cAMARITX}, CURES AND *1 Is unfailing and Infal- Itable in curing Epil eptic Fits, Spasms, Convulsions, Bt. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism, Opium Esting. Net vous debility Scrofula and all Nervous and Blood diseases. To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary men, Mer chants. Bankers, La dies and all whose se dentary employment causes Nervous Pros tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach, bowels or kindoys, or who require a nerve tonic, appetiser or stimulant, Samarltnw Nervine is Invaluable Thousands proclaim 11 the most wonderful In- vlgorant that eversustatned theslnkincsystem. Foi sale by all Druggists TTTF. DR. 8. A. RICHMOND MEDICAL CD Sole Proprietors. 8l. Joseoh, Mo. tfi+n 490nerday ■>:home.Karnpleeworth96 free Sw LU V AddressMtiwhon&no.. 1’nrtlaM. Me.. •lEnviHf C Y> f't COLEMAN BUSINESS COLLEGE • 1) . W a Newark. N. I. Write for Catalogue. f A XieuUngr T-ntulnn Pnyg* Ician estauloU.. n a- Office in Now Ycrk for the Care cf , , EPILEPTCO FITS. ’fhmAthJmmalofltedicine, 3 r. Ah. Meaerole (late of London), who fakes a ape ry ot Epilepsy, haa without doubt treated and cared wore case, then any other living physician. L la rucroee haaalmply beenaatontahtng; we hare heard orensee if aver so yeare’ standing auceeaelhlly cored by him. Be has published a work on thia dlaeaae, which be sands wtth alarge bottle ef hit wonderful en re free to nny mf. freer who way send their express and P. 0. Addrc.a V a edvieogny one wish! nga enra to address W Dr. A& nxsisoui, No. e« John Bt, Now York.' m A WEEK. 812 a day at home eamly made. Costly outflt fre* Address Tgunff Co.. Augusta. Me <f A ■ day at home. 16 •amples, worth 86,by r. turn mail FKhJL Address M AffON dfc CO.,Montpelier,Vt A OEHTffi WANTED tor tne Beet and Fastest /Y selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices re dnoed S3 per cent N atiomal Pub. Co. Phllada.. Pa ^ DR. KLINE'S GREAT ■H Nerve Restorer /»r oil Brain and Nerts v; .■Diseases. Onlt sure cuiie ron Nerve Arruc- ^^^ffinoNS,FfTS,Epii.EPST,etri IN FALLIBLE If taken |^l as directed. A’o Fit* after first day'* use. Treatise*- ‘H$2 trial bottle free to Fit Cafie»,they paying rxnre charge* on box,vhen received. Send n*mea,P.O.ai !^B*xpreflii &ddre«» of afflicted to Dr.K1a1NK.931 MI*** wvtfiw KA Icharges on box,when impress addre»a of afflicted to Dr.KLINE; lat-Phil-'- P» r*-- r^iaoUL Uncart of, Arel CONSUMPTION: I have a positive remedy for the above disease,- by Ita -ue thousands ef- mms of tha worst kind and of long (tending have boon cured. Indeed, ao strong la my faith in Itaolllcacy, that I will eendTV.'O EOTTLE-I FuEE. to gether wtth a VALUADLE TREATISE on this -|—until vny aoffarur. Give Exptvw and P. O. addresa. DR. T. A. ULOCrX. 1st Pearl St.. W—Ter*- Read’s Heart Cure Quickly relieves Neuralgia, Palpitation and Spasms of the Heart, and Is a sure cure fre all forms of Hex rt Disease. Do not fell to try it, if you are trou bled with thia fatal disease. Price 9i 00. Sent by Expvea. martin read a co. P. O. Box a015. PbUad'a, Pa. •xpeaa to view “ Tw^UIrts^hM^lt s* li!?? k i, n< ^ IVl "? AW ,">• bands may ha drawn apart and handsome and aaggsattva oruaawot l* prnsnt to a 1 !*^. u ms^w ’a^lmiV m**t* eronnd tfs (liwir"ea*s0._ ; wltken; estra ebaare. way can he sent by regular an CO ratogaady it f. a. Order, Registered ieuoi, er Ksp'raas. Seud lhia ad^ Manufacturing Jewelers. Ml Broadway. New Tot*.