The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, March 24, 1883, Image 4
AGMCOLTUBB.
Dkvoh Cattl* —One who see* a herd
of Devons lo’ the first time is struck with
their extraordinary beauty and uniformity,
and sees at once that tney differ from eve
ry other breed, or stock of cattle with
which he is acqnaiuted. They are pf a
brilliant, rl. *i mahogany red, without
white upon the body, but with white
switches to their tails, and frequently with
white udders. Though heavy in carcass
they are light-limbed and the older cows
low-set. Their beads are small and clean
cut, elegantly placed and carried high,
whde they are adorned with long, light,
tapering white horns, curving upward and
outward. Their throats are clean; withers
thin, neck free from dewlaps, chests very
wide, and brukets projecting and hnng
low. In girth they are large for their
height; very thick through the heart, and
unequalled in ins crops, which point car
ries tne fullness ot the shoulders back to
the ribs without perceptible depression.
The backs are very level rrom the withers
to the setting of the tails, which are long
and delicately tapered. The loins are
wide and luueculsr; the nips wide apart,
the back long '.o the rump, while the thighs
are long to ue hocks, and in the twiat well
let down, yet m the lower parts they are
thin, giving room bet ween them for capa
cious uduers. The soft flanks are usually
very low, giving the barrels a cylindrical,
level look upon tne under line. Devons
are commonly heavily coated, and the hair
is wavy, if not positively curly in many
cases. The skin is plastic and mellow
under the touch, even when the animal is
in low condition, but when m good order
it is typically fine,not thin and papery,but
elastic and yielding under the pressure ot
the finger tips, and offering a mobile, unc-
tuons handl'd if grasped over the ribs.
The skin color varies, but not a few show
a rich cream color, inclining to orange
under tne ion-arm, and in the ears. Add
to this description that the legs are short,
small-coned and clean, that the whole
style and carriage are elastic and graceful,
with a promptness and energy rarely seen
in neat cattle while the large, lively yet
placid and tearless eye indicates at once
intelligence, confidence and repose, and we
have a picture of a high-bred, beautiful
and useful race of cattle, such as has no
equal anywhere. The oxen are much
trained, very quick in their movements,
iast walkers and untiring workers. The
cows arc deep milkers.
A srooHSSFcc truit grower thinks that
many apple trees are set too near together;
two mas apart is near enough. The land
tor an orchard must be kept in good con-
duion. lie top-dresses bis 01 chard once
in three years, principally with a thick
coating of straw, tie allows bogs to run
m bis orchard, and plows the land until
the trees are so large as to inteifere with
such a practice. Last year he picked 45
barrels of Greenings from four trees. Ur
cbsrds thrive best near bodies of water.
Trees should be judiciously trimmed while
young. Many trees are injured by over-
pruning, 'trees should be grafted when
they are from one Inch to one and one-
half inches in diameter.
Tnx general chao c er of Dakota land is
rolling upland prairie, interspersed west
of the Missouri by the broken butte forma
tions, and traversed from northwest to
southeast by a low, and narrow chain of
mountains. Throughout almost the entire
Terntorv there ts an abundance of i Ikaiine
salts and lime constit-ents which have
rendered Dakota famous for the remarka
ble excellence of its cereal productions,
especially in the Red R ver Valley. The
soil is a black lo«m, ranging from fifteen
inches to thiee leet In depth, and possesses
peculiar and extraoruinaiy force for rais
ing wheat,
Obpinahy cattle can be bred without
horns bv raising the skin over the horn
at sign oi its firs! appearance on the calf
and applying a hot iron. Then the flap
should be restored, the little wound soon
heals and the owner has a polled animal
in prospect, f»om whi^h hornless cattle,
it is said, can be bred w itnout any repe
tition of this operation. Tne operation is
also slated to be much less painful ana
dangerous than castration. The hardi
ness ot Polled cattle is likely to make
them popu ar on the plains where such
cattle are desirable II anywhere.
Gvut care is required in begiuuing to
fatteo sheep particularly if they enter
winter in peor condition. Most generally
thinness ot flesh is the sign not of insuffi
cient feeding but of poor digestion. It re
quires very careful feeding to bring a
sheep in this condition so that it will eat
heartily and lay ou flesh rapidly. As a
ruie, the stronger and fatter sheep are
when feeding is commenced the more
rspidly they will gain and the greater
will be the profit
Cheese making on the factory system ts
abont to be undertaken on a large scale in
Canada by Mr. George Morton, who is sla
ted to have apportioned out 224 farms into
holdings of 106 acres each, each of which
he will stock with 00 cows. A narrow-
guage railway will run through the entire
estate. A staliou will be built on each
farm. By these means the whole of the
milk can be carried t<_ one central factory
twice a day. This is the largest under
taking of the kind which has ever been
piojected.
Tub Season's Work.—Wood ashes,
guano, or any prepared manure, is pre
ferable to barn-yard or stable manure,
the two latter generally containing many
seeds of weeds. Poles and reds for
beans and peas should l« made revdy
for use. Forcing beds, with growing
crops of lettuce, radish, etc., will require
daily attention.
Poultry.—A writer to a farmer paper
states that last July he purchased twelve
hens and two roosters, the total cost being
$8. The result is fif y head of fowls on
hand, ten sold at 95 cents each, twelve
eaten and ninety dozen eggs sold at thirty
cents per dozen. The outlay was $2 for
corn.
Lima beans, like onions, are an excep
tion to the general rule that requires ro’a-
tiou in farm crops. Isaac Eyre stated at a
Pennsylvania agricultural society’s meeting
recently that the Landreths have raised
Limas on tbs same ground for many yeass
with much the same experience as results
irom raising onions in the same way.
A Nzw Jersey farmer nas been convin
ced that the common wire-worm is the
cause of scab in pototces. Be has always
found these worms in the hills of potatoes
that were marked with scab. To prevent
be would use no fresh manure or other
fertilizers that contain these worms.
Another employment tor air has been
patented in England by Mr. Utroudely,
who proposes to work railroad signals
situated at long distances by means of
compressed air instead of by wires as at
present used. *
In Liege a company has been formed to
punfy sewage by filleting it through slag
made in the manufacture of mild steel, It
is said that the slag can afterward be made
avulable as manure.
DOMESTIC.
Winter CTiormNo.—The housekeeper
should forget that oold enervates
more than want of food. A person
starves by cold as much as by want of
food, and it is perfectly correct when
<Hie says he is starved with oold. Food
warms the body, and more food is re
quired in ooJd weather than in warm,
because there is a greater waste of heat
from the body in winter, and this con
sumes the food. If, then, one is ex
posed to great oold the body becomes
stunted and starved. This is the reason
why animals do not grow in the winter,
and children and persons are quite as
sabjeet to these influences as any other
animal. The lower limbs, the stomach,
and the back between the shoulders are
the parts most easily and injuriously
afleeted by eold. Young children should
have tight fitting garments and a double
thickness of flannel stitched into the
back oi the upper garment of either old
or young will protect the lungs and
save a gieat loss of heat. The feet and
ankles should be kept warm and dry.
Those who are required to go bat into
the snow should have their boots made
water proof, and wear a thick and dry
woolen knitted stocking. Books are an
unfortunate fashion. The long stocking
is much better protection, and if the
drawers of children tie or button close
ly below the knee they will be well pro
tected from the oold. Underclothing is
better than extra over clothing. Tne
warmth is required at the skin, and the
sew is better and more regularly and
constantly warmed by underclothing
than by outer garments, which are
sometimes thrown off wheu they should
be kept on. This is particularly worth
noting by women who are so often
required to go out from a warm room
into the cold outer air when the keen
wind is blowing and who will not be
bothered to put on a shawl or a warm
jacket.
Thomas Jefferson s Persimmon
Beer,—As the Georgia persimmon crop
pioiuises to be exceedingly good t.lna
year, we give the following receipt of
me great founder of the Democratic
party, Thomas Jefferson, for the manu-
tsetore of persimmon beer: Sweet, npe
persimmons, masued and strained, one
bushel; wheat bran, one and a half bush
els. Mix well together and bake in
loaves of convenient size. Break them
m a dean barrel and add twelve gallons
of water and two or three ounces of
hops. Keep the barrel in a warm room.
As scon as lermentation subsides, bot
tle oil the beer, having good, long corks,
and place the boitles in a low tempera
ture mid it will keep and improve for
twelve montha.
Cottage Pudding.—Three eggs, two
cuplult of pulverised sugar, four large
Ublespoontuis of butter, half a pint of
sweet milk, one pint of flour, and two
tpaspoonfuls of baking powder. Work
the butter to the lightest possible
cream, beat the eggs separately, and
mix the pudding the same as in direo-
tions lor cake-making. Bake half an
hour. This quantity will make two
cakes of the proper size. There is no
better recipe than this for this favorite
pudding. To be served hot, with bran
dy or other sauce.
The panadas or bread jellfes are good
adjuncts to the caudles and nourishing
drinks when the system is not in a con
dition to receive solid foods, and yet
requires other than liquid nutriment.
They are bland and digestible foods,
suitable in nearly all stages of illness,
and nutritious and stimulating in accor
dance with the admixture of other in
gredients with the bread used in making
them.
Wheat Coffee.—Wheat coffee, when
properly prepared, makes a wholesome
and nutritious beverage. Wash the
wheat through two or three waters,
then boil till quite soft, drain the wa
ter off, and brown in a skillet, stumng
all the time, till tbe wheat is a dark
brown color. If one-fourth genuine
coffee is added, it is superior coffee;
both rich and finely flavored.
When flowers are not to be had, a
lovely mass of green may be produced
by taking small branches from any tree
in fresh leaf and putting the out ends in
jars with water aud charcoal; the mouth
of the jar is then olosed with a lump of
potter’s clay, and the branches are kept
clean and beautiful for a long time.
Hot alum water is the best insect de
stroyer known. Put the alum into hot
water and let it boil till it is all dissolv
ed; then apply the solution hot to all
cracks, closets, bedsteads and other
places, where any insects are found,
Ants, bedbugs, cockroaches and creep
ing things are killed by it; while there
is no danger of poisoning the family or
injuring property.
Curried Chicken,—Cut a chicken in
pieces; put the pieces in astewpanwith
one onion, in which you put a clove.
Add some white broth, sufficient to cov
er the pieces. The chicken being
cooked, make your sauce with the broth.
Beat two inches of curry with two yolks
of eggs and a tablespoonful of cream.
Mid thicken your sauce. Arrange your
chicken on a plate with a border of rioe.
You oan, if you like, mix the rioe with
the stew. Borne people prefer it.
Making Coffee.—The favorite recipe
at Deimouioo’s: Heat the grounds hot
in a messpan, one tablespoonful for
each persofl and one for the pot or ket
tle; then pour on boiling water, one
cupful for each spoonful of coffee.
Cover tight aud stand where it will keep
hot, but not boil, for fifteen or twenty
minutes. Then strain into the cups.
The coffee should never be boiled.
“Coffee boiled is coffee spoiled. ”
To Protect an Ibonino Board.—To
protect the ironing board from dust,
take two paper flour sacks, cut the bot
tom off from one, and paste this one to
the top of the other to make the requir
ed length; when done slip this over the
board. The outer covering of the board
need not be taken off after using if this
care is taken, and much time is saved.
Foaming Sauce.—Take one eupfnl of
butter, two of powdered sugar, svhites
of two eggs, five tablespoons of sherry
wine or brandy, and a quarter oup boil
ing water. Beat butter and sugar to a
cream, add the whites of the eggs, one
at a time, unbeaten, and then the wine
or brandy. Place the bowl in hot wa
ter aud stir till smooth and frothy.
Quickly Made Panada (a nutritions
food, slightly stimulating).—Pnt oner
the fire half a pint of water, a tablespoon-
fnl of sugar, and a very littls grated
nutmeg. As soon as the water boils
stfir n one tablespoonfol of finely gra
ted bread-crumb , and boil the panada
fast for five minntes; then add to it
glass of wine, and nse it hob
The latest cheap and effectual cabbage
ana currant worm killer is a pound of
common alum dissolved u three gallons
of rain water.
HUMOROUS,
Scmb: "'f onr city stores are constantly
annoyed by children earning to the
door and asking for cards, empty boxes
and that sort of thing. The clerks arc,
of course, down on the youngsters, and
the warfare never ends. The other day
a little girl opened a store door, and
sticking her head in called out:
“Bay, mister, have yon got any emp
ty boxes?”
“No,” said the ol6&, not very polite-
1 7-
“Got any cards?”
“No.”
‘ Got any almanacs?”
“No."
“Got any empty bottles ?’
“No.”
‘•Got any pictures ?”
“No.”
‘•Got any sense?”
. “No—yes—no—yes—you miserable
little wretch,” and the clerk flew out of
the door, but the youngster was up in
the next alley making faces at him, and
he came back madder than he had been
since his salary was reduced.
A hotel clerk named Briscoe,
Stumped his foot out m ’Frisco^
It hurt bim like thunder.
But the pain was got under.
By Sb Jacob’s Oil rubbed ou his toe.
A conductor who lives at Belair,
Got hurt, being thrown on a chair.
They took him away,
But in less than a day,
flu Jacobs Oil made turn all square.
“Coffee 1 coffee i Did you ask if I
would have coffee? ’ replied a guest at
a Cleveland hotel the other day.
“Yes, sir,” whispered the waiter. *
“Have you coffee mixed with ohioory?”
“We have.”
“And beans and peas ?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Is your coffee black as night and
thick as mad ?”
“It Is, sir.”
“Lukewarm and flat as dishwater ?”
“That’s it, sir.”
“Warranted to gfve a man Bright’s
disease and enlarged liver inside of four
weeks ?”
“We positively guarantee It, sir;”
‘Then for Heaven’s sake bring me
three or four cups of it, for it’s a whole
year since I’ve had a chance to get hold
of any genuine hotel coffee.”
‘Necessity is the mother of inven
tion:” Diseases of the liver, kidneys and
bowels brought forth that sovereign reme
dy Kidney-Wort, which is nature’s normal
curative for ail those dire complaints. In
either liquid or dry form it is a perfect
remedy for those terrible diseases that
cause so many deaths.
t&A. pint of the finest ink for families
or schools can be made from a ten-cent
package ot Diamond Dye. Try them.
Rev. Mr. Talmage says the human
race started with men ten feet high and
now the average is five feet six inches.
At this rate of shrinkag we suspect that
a few million years hence men will av
erage six inches no feet high and still
not be any “shorter”—when asked to
pay a bill—than many Americans of the
present day. It was a wise provision of
nature to reduce a man’s height from
ten feet to five feet six inches. In olden
times he oonlda’t enter a door without
bumping his head and spoiling his
high silk hat or else doubling himself
up like a croquet wicket.
Tegetine
PonflM the Blood, Renovates and In*
vigorste# the Whole System,
ns MEDICINAL raorXRTIH ABS
Alterative. Tonie, Solvent
and
‘il? 1
Dva
retie.
A good Baptist clergyman of Bergen,
N. Y., a strong temperance man, suffered
with kidney trouble, neuralgia and dizzi
ness almost to blindness, over two years
after he was told that Hop Bitters would
cure him, because he was afraid of and
prejudiced against “Bitters.” Since his
cure he says none need fear but trust in
Hop Bitters.
They met on Woodward avenue yes
terday, When they kad remarked on
the blizzard one of them said:
“Oh. say, my wife told me to express
her thanks to you.”
“For whnt ?”
“Why, sLo fell down somewhere along
here the other day and yon kindly as
sisted her. I also de—”
“Don’t mention it—all a mistake—
thought it was a pretty milliner up the
street 1” interrupted the other, and they
coldly parted.
Nothing Kike It.
No meebetne hu even been known to effectual In the
cure of all tnoee diseaeea arialng from an Impure con
dition of the blood aaSoorlll’i Sarsaparilla or Blood
and Liver Syrup for the cure of Scrof uU, White Swell
ing*. Rheumatlun, Pimples, Blotches, Eruptions, Ve
nereal Soir* and 1 lHea.ee, Cou.umptiou,Goitre, Boils,
Cancers, and all kindred diseases. It port flee the sys
tem. brings color to th« cheeks and restores the suff
erer to s nornal condition of health and vigor.
It U aaaered that the ordinary cosmetics used by
ladles are productive of greet mischief. We believe
this Is eo. and that a better mesne of securing e beau
tiful complexion Is to use some good blood medicine
like Bcevlll's Blood and Liver Syrup which cleanses
the blood a.d gives permanent beauty to the akin.
Fame a flimsy thing: Goldmark, the
Yieonese composer, introduced himself
one day to a good-looking young lady
sitting opposite to him in a railway
coupe: “My name is Goldmark: I am
the composer of the 'Queen of Sheba.’”
“Ah,” replied the young lady, “what a
remunerative position that must be.”
Nervousness, and all derangements of
the nervous system, are usually connected
with a diseased condition of the blood. De
bility is a frequent accompaniment. The
first thing to be done is to improve the con
dition of the blood. Thia la accomplished
by taking Yegstine. It is a nerve medi
cine, and possesses a controlling power
over the nervous system.
Aa we grow old: Translated from the
Omnibus—“Rut, mother, must I with
Mr. Smueokle dance, aud he so very old
a man?' “Old man! Have I not myself
in my single days often and much with
him danced, aud myself never about
his age troubled?”
“Rough ou Rats."
Clears out rata, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed
hugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists
Vwjwmn la made exclusively from the Juices of
carefully-selected barks, rocts and herbs, and so
strongly concentrated that it will effectually eradi
cate from the system every taint of Hgirorala,
acromion* Mu us or, Tumors, Geneor,
Conecrouo Humor, Eryelpelo*, Null
Rheum. Ryphillile niscuaes. Conker,
Faintness M the Btomoeh, and ail diseases
that arise from impure blood. Selntlea, In.
flammutorjr and Chronle Rheumatism,
Mearoluiu. Gout and Nplmal Com-
the blood!’ 04110n ^ ^ effectually cured through
For Cleers and Eruptive Diseases of the
• h *w. Fustules, rim pi-a, akotehes.
Bello, Tetter, neoldheiMt and Ring*
-worm, V so xt in a has never failed to effect a per
manent cure. —
F°]* Pnlus In the Back, Kidney Com-
E taints. Dropsy, Female Weakness,
eueorrheea. arising from internal ulceration.
Mid uterine diseases ana General Debility,
Veoktinb acta directly upon the causes of these
complaints, n invigorates and strengthens the
whole system, acts upon the secretive organs, al
lays inflammation, coles uloeration and regulates
the bowel*
For Catarrh. Dyspepsia, Habitual
V*ne*B, palpitation of tbe Heart,
Headache, Pile*. Nervonaneas and
General Pr.-sira lou «f tbe Nerwono
system, no medicine has ever given such per
fect satisfaction os the Vxostinb. It purifies
XT in* have induced many physicians anefapothe-
ca «s whom NS know, to prescribe and nse It In
their own families.
In fact. Vkubtink la the best remedy yet dls-
?°T? re « . the lllx)re diseases, and is the only re.
liable B MP » Pi'SUFlER vet Disced before
he public.
Vxopnwx.—The great snoces* of the Vxostinx
as a deaaser and purifier of the blood is shown be
yond a doubt by the great numbers who have
taken it, and received immediate relief, with such
remarkable cures.
Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists.
fTbe Bad and Worthless
are never imUatea or counutrfeueO. This la
especially true of a family medicine, and it is
positive proof that the remedy imitotea is of the
highest value. As soon as it had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters
was the ponyt, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many Imitations sprang np
and began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country had expressed the
menu of H. B., and In every way trying to In
duce suffering invalids to nse their staff instead,
expecting to make money on the credit and good
name of H. B. Many others started nostrums
pnt np in similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names in which the word “ Hop," or
“ Hops” were need In a way to Indues people
to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters.
All snch pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name la, and aspeaaJy those
with the word “ Hop 1 or “Hops” In their name
or In any way connected with them or their name,
are Imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them.
Touch none of them. Use nothing hot genuine
Hep Bitters, with a bunch or duster of green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing else.
Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing
In imitations or coontertelt*
KIDNEY-WORT
‘HE GREAT CURB^
^HEORATiSM—I
I As It U for *11 the painful diseases of tne
KIDNEYS,LIVER AND DOWELS.
It cleanses tha system of the acrid poison,
that cause* the dreadful suffering which]
only the victims of Bheamstism can realise.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
m the worst farms of this terrible disease
have been quickly relieved, and In short time
PERFECTLY CURED.
I me*, »l LiqnnoB dry, sold by dkcgoists.
I *4- Dry can be sent by maiL
! WELLS, RICHARDSON & Co.-BurtingtonTt.l
KIDNEY-WORT
Highly sugar-coated: A New York
divorce lawyer’* advertisement reads:
j‘Hymeneal incompatibilities, aa a spec
iality, carefully adjusted. Tis slavery
to detain tbe band after tbe heart hath
fled.”
Ladies and children’s boots and
cannot run over if Lyon’s Patent
Stiffeners are used.
shoes
Heel
An old saying analyzed; Tbe pen may
be mightier than the sword, bat when a
religious editor has a met fitted to a
couple of swords he oan beat a dozen
of pens getting np original matter.
Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer is the
marvel of the age for ah nerve diseases. All
flu etoj'prd tree. Send to Ml Arch street,
&it7erS
Invalids, broken down in health and spirits by
chronic dyspepsia, or suffering from the terrible
exhaustion that ioDows the attacks of acute dls.
ease, the testimony of thousands who have been
raised as by s miracle from a similar state of pros
tration by Hoetettei a Stomach Bitters, ts a rare
K arantee that by tbe same means yon, too. may
strengthened and restored.
For sale by ail Druggists and Dealers generally.
It relieve* at once Burnt, Pile*, Clupped Rands or Lip
Corns, Bunl ons. Scalds, Bruises, Sonoesa of feet, t
eyee, etc. i Itching from any ce’jra. OKa. Ask you:
Lmm. glet, or send to M Fulton Street. N. Y.
CONSUMPTION
I have a positlr. r.mwlj for tbe above dUeas.; b» its
aw tboownd. of ewe. of tbe wont kind and of leni;
guiding have been cored. Indeed, eo .trong I* hit f.lti
fa iu that I will wnd TWO BOTTLKJ FHEE, to
Sether with aVALUABLB TKEAT18E on thl. dUowe, to
L v « 1 ih re r ii oiv, M5£i irr i o i ^«w if . % ^
C. B. C.
sot
Tkooo answering ms advertlseraenl
will eoafer a favor npoo ho advertiser
omd tko pobllahor by atari mg that they
sow tko odvertloeoseot to ihfe JowraaJ
A short story from life: An Impves-
sario once Approached a Mole and of
fered him Advantageous Terms to be
come a Prima Donna. “Alsa,” quoth
the Mule with a Sigh, “that is an Im
possibility, for though I have an Ear
for Music, my Voice is Sadly Attoned.”
“But you oau kick,” inquired the im-
pressario. “At kicking,” admitted the
Mole. “I aid Poaitively Peerless.”
“Then,” exclaimed the Impressaiio,
“yon have the Highest Qoaluication of
a Prima Donna. Consider yourself En
gaged.”
The retention of any waste matter in the
system produces injury. The collection of
“phlegm" or diseased mucus in time of
cold or throat affection should be prompt
ly removed. Dr. Bull’s Cough Byrup
does it more quickly and effectually than
any other cough syrup made.
The Atlantic Ocean caught Oscar
Wilde on his retnrn voyage and paid
him off for hi* disparaging remarks on
it coming over. He admitted that his
previous opinion abont it was “possibly
somewhat harsh.” The London lYuth
says that the steering gear of the steam
er seemed to him at times utterly desti
tute ot artistic merit, He is to come
back to America this fall, then he goes
to Australia find ultimately to Heaven—
that is, if he carries out hb plans.
***“Slow and steady wins the race.”
Steadily, but not slowly, Kidney-Wort is
distancing all competition tor universal
popularity and usefulness. This celebra
ted remedy can be obtained in the usual
dry vegetable form, or hi liquid form. It is
put up in the latter way for the especial
convenience of those who cannot readily
prepare it. It will be found very concen
trated and will act with equal efficiency in
either form. Head advertisement
teS“Every color of the Diamond Dyes
is perfect Bee the samples of the colored
cloth at the druggists. Unequalled for
brilliancy.
“You swore off on New Year’s?” ha
queried across the dinner table of tbe
restaurant,
“Yes.”
“How does it work?”
“Splendidly. I used to smoke eight
ten-cent cigars per day; now I smoke
only two.”
“Then yon save 60 cents per day?”
“Oh, no, no. 1 simply have more
money for lager beer and pohey pla^
iEg.”
Proof Everywhere.
If any invalid or sick person has the
least doubt of the power and efficacy of
Hop Bitters to cure them, they can And
cases exactly like their own, in their own
neighborhood, with proof positive that they
can be easily and permanently cured at a
trifling cost—or asx your druggist or phy
sician.
Greenwich, Feb. II, 1880
Hop Bitters Co—Buts—I was given up
by the doctors to die of scrofula consump
tion. Two bottles of your bitters cored
me. LEROY BREWER.
Ignorance is bliss: A country cousin
found himself seated at one of our hotel
tabko, probably for the first time, and
the table girl, desirous of ascertaining
tbe extent to which he preferred his
steak cooked, propounded the usual
question of “how do you like it?” Of
course there wasn’t auy smiling around
that licard when the answer was re
turned, with all the simplicity imagina
ble: “O, I like it fust-rate.”
Pure cod liver oil. from selected livers,
on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co.,
N. Y. Absolutely pure sad sweet Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer It to
ail others. Physicians declare it superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Soap, mad*
by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York.
A novel umbrella handle is from
Paris, and is of carved ivory, represent-
a death’s head grim and ghastly. Upon
touching a spring in the nayie of the
neok the face becomes animated, the
eyes roll and the tongue projects,
changing from the grim to the grotesqe.
It’s a delicious thing to stick np in the
face of a friend who has been drinking
pretty freely for a week and rather feels
in his inward soul that he’s a good deal
Bhaken up,
Wbat is beautiful? Why, Carboline, a
deodorized extract of petroleum, as now
improved and perfected. Clear as spring
water, delightfully perfumed and will not
soil the finest linen fabric—a perfect toilet
preparation and absolutely makes the hair
grow on bald heads.
Shaking Europe: A good story is told
about Muzz ini. While the notorieus
Italian agitator was in London he went
oat one day with an English friend and
bought a lot of rusty old swords and
pistols. “What on earth are you going
to do with them ?” asked the Britisher.
“Nothing at all,” replied Mazzim;
“only when the police hear of of my
purenase telegrams will be sent every
where and not a King or Qneen will
sleep quietly to-night." And the Ital
ian ohnokled.
Mother Swan** Worm Syrup.
Infallible, tasteless. Harmless, cathartic; foi te-
venshness, restlessness, worms, constipation, 86c.
Entirely new: At an auction sale of
old government medical supplies, at St.
Loom, among other things one man
bought 17,3U£LpUls for thirty cents. A
local paper fcya: “The booxs and in-
stmments sola have been used before,
but the pills were entirely new.”
Nervous Head iche, Neuralgia, Nervous Debility
ami ail undue * eakuesses are promptly cured .by
Allen’s Brain Food; |1 pkg., 6 lor $5. At drasguta
and at Alien’s Pharmacy, 315 First ave., N. Y.,
Bread Panada (a mild, nutrit ous,
digestible food),—Boil one heaping ta-
blespoonfal of bread-orumbs in one
pint of water until it is reduced to half
a pint; add ono tablespoouful of sugar
and- a very little grated nutmeg, and
serve the panada
Malaria, chills, positively enrol by
Emory’s Standard Cure Pills. Their equal
unknown; sugar coated; no griping, 25c.
— wm*
A volcanic eruption Tom the Karabe-
tow Mountain, in tbe Caucasus, u repot*
ted. This mountain has not before shown
volcanic phenomena during histone time.
"BaoMi-Palbo”
Tha qnlck, complete cure, all annoy
Bladder and Urinary Diseaaea. $1.
Experimentally it has been shown that
for every 000-litre wine cask the burning
ot 90 grains of sulphur, and even less, is
enough to destroy tbe action of m leader
ma vlnt. _
"Brer cough Balsam ut rax World.’’ Try It
Price jSc. F- W. Kinsman A Co., AngmtU,Maine.
Fire-proof may be made (torn a pulp
consisting one part vegetable fibre, two
parte aabesi««, one-tenth "part borax and
FtH rjkDset alaam
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Rheumatism,Neuralgia, Sciatica,
Lumbago, Backacht, Headache, Toothache,
AUD ALL wTHKR LODILY rAINb MU itKM,
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Does .lame book or disordered urinn tndi-
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CiHl’acTATEi u»e Kidnoy-Wort at onoe, (drug-
irittets recommend it) audit willtpeedily ever-
'Jcomo the disoaco and restore healthy action.|
| orlifxc For complaint, peculiar
BudUIVSSa to your box. raohaapaln
nd weafcneoMS, Kidney-Wort is unsurpaaned.
■ It will act promptly and uMy.
Either Sex. Inoon tlnenoe, retention ofarijn.l
»riek duet erropy deposits, Mid dull dragging
j polno, oU ■peedUy yield to 1U ouxattv. pow
I AS- SOLD BT ALL DRUGGISTS. Trine <
KIDNEY-WORT
Wothlng in ib«- world eqaul lo It Ibr Um
cure of Scrofula, Pimple, Boll*. Teeter, Old Scree,
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Appetite, female Complaint*, and all Blood
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country atorc keopora nil It. B. E Heller*
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Electric Appliances are lent on 30 Oajfi’ Trial#
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fortheCnreof
j EPILEPTIC FITS.
FHvmJniJiumaio/JfeUciu.
Dr. Ah. Meeerole (late of London), who makes . spe
cialty of Epilepsy, has without doobt treated and cured
mure cases than any other living physician. Bis success
has simply boon astonishing; wo have beard of ease* of
ever to years' standing surrewfnlly enred by him. Ho
has published a work on this disease, whien be senes
with a large bottl# of his wonderful core free to any suf
ferer who may send their express and P. O. Addrts* We
advise an v one wishing a cure to address
Pr, AS. MSSEROUt. No. M John St., Nor York.
coxa, -a niitu i—fet a> * y»
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wordi
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particulars address Tttoj. gu For
.. W . DOUGLASS BROS .
W North Seventh at, Philadelphia, Pa.
*104^WS5tSi«;|
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fora PHILADELPHIA SINGER
of tills atylo. Equal to any
ISlnger in the mark t Jle-
ma iubrr, tee if to be
examined before you pay
fur it. This Is th* same style
other companies retail for $60.
Ail Machines warranted for*
years. Send for Hlnstral ed Clr-
cularar d Testimonials. Addrsw
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J practice, i
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15 j required 'n removing the
Cancers T
PS."-’ s
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
Mil of Myisfalti of KM
DR. RADWAY’S
Sarsaparillir-n Resolvent.
THI G&11T BLOOD PURUIEH.
Pore Mood makes sound flesh, strong bone aad
a clear akin. If you would have your flesh firm
your bones sound -rUhout caries, aad your com
plaxion fair, use
Radway's Sarsaparillian
Resolvent.
A remedy composed of ingredients of sxtrenr-
a 1
dbody—Quic
mxnt in it* treatment and cars.
No matter by what name the complaint may be
ignated, whether It be scrofula, cinumption,
ihllla, ulcers, sores, tumors, boils, erysipelas, or
i rbenm. disease# of the lungs, Kidneys, biau-
der, womb, akin, liver, stomach or bowels, either
chronic or constitutional, the virus la In the Blood
which supplies the waste and bauds and repairs
these organa and wasted tissues of the eysteni.
If the blood Is unhealthy, tha process of repair
moat ba ua sound.
The Sarsaparillian Resolvent
Kotonlytsa oompenaating remedy, bat secures
the harmonious action of each of too oi
establishes throughout the entire system
al harmony and npjffiee the blood ves-
organe. It
m function-
healthy current of
a fsi
eels with a pure and
new life. Tex Skim, after a few days’ use
of the BarsapariUlan, becomes clear ami
beautiful Pimples, blotches, black spots and
akin eruption* are removed; sores and ulcers soon
cored. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive
diseases of the eyes, mouth, ears, legs, throat and
glands, that have accumulated and spread, tithe 1
from uncured diseases or mercury, or from the
nee of corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cure
if the Sanapanlllan la continued a sufficient time
to make Its Impression an the system.
One bottle contains more of the active princi
ples of Medicines than any other Preparation
Taken in teaapoonfnl doses, while others require
five or six times aa muoh.
One Dollar as Bottle.
R.
R.
TU* Cheapest and Boat Medicine for
Famitjr (is* In tka World
In from ono to twenty minntes never fails to
relieve Pain with one thorough application;
no matter hfHT violent or excruciating the pain,
the Rheumatio, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippled,
Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease
may suffer, RADWAY’S READY BELIEF will
afford instant ease.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER.
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS.
SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART.
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA.
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
OOLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES,
BRUISES, LUMBAGO. SCI \TICA,
NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS,
COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK
or LIMBS are instantly relieved.
a.
nv ITS VARIOUS FORMS.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUE enred for 60 ota. There la
not a remedial agent In this world that will cure
Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Bilious,
Scarlet, Typhoid. Yellow and other fevers (aided
.D WAY’S PILLS) ao quickly as RADWAY'S
by RA
READY RELIEF.
It will In a few moments, when taken Internally
according to the directions, core Cramps, Spasms,
Soar Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyapep-
ala. Palpitation of the Heart, Cold Chilli, Hysteric#,
Paine in the Bowels, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic,
Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travelers aheold always carry abotue of RAD
WAY’S READY RELIEF with them. A few
drops In water will prevent sickness or pains from
change of water. It la better than French Brandy
or Bitters aa a stimulant.
Miners and Lambernaen should always
be provided with it.
RADWAY’S
Regulating Pills
Perfeot, Purgative, Boothiug. Aperi
ents, Act without Pam, Always
Sellable and Natural
in Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly eoated with sweet
ram, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and streng-
^RijnrATl Pius for the cure of all dlaoideni of
the Stomach. Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder,
Female Complaints, Nervous Diseases, Los* of Ap
petite, Headache, Constipation, Costiveness, In<U-
geetloa. Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, inflamma
Uon of the Bowels, Piles, and ail derangements of
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, oontaln-
ing no mercury, minerals, or deleterious drugs.
!»■ Observe the followIng symptoms resulting
flrom Diseases of the Digestive Organs; Constlps.
tton,^ Inward^ Plies, Fullness of Blood in the
, Heartburn,
the Slo
ths Heart. Choking or buffering Sensations
m a lying posture, Dlmne-s of Vision, Do
Webe before the Sight, Fever and dull Pam li
Head, pendency of Perspiration, Yellownc
“I EyevPain m the Bide, C
Umba, and Sadden Flnahea of Heat, Bnnfli
the Flesh.
■ A g BapwitM Pm* will fret
17item from all the above-named disorders,
BOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
Pries, M Cents Per Bex.
BEAD “FALSE AND TRUE.
Bend a letter stamp to RAD WAT A CO- N<
Warren, Cor. Church St, New York.
fcw Information worth thonaan'M will ba
to you.
Te the rnblfe.
Bo rare and ask for RADWAY’S, and see tbs
■rate “Radwat" la on what yotTbuy.
MColoAxlo Specimens. »l.M. p.w LltUe.Denvei
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HALL’S
umb.BALSAM
$6 to $20 refrS 1
free.
Me.
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