The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, March 22, 1883, Image 1

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* n n r a ;; I A ’ c :' o TRI-WEEKLY EDITION. " "t M WINNSBORO. S. C.. MARCH 22, 1883. ESTABLISHED 1848 LIITLK BIMPLfCirY. 7—T ; Golden her tresses, and bine were her eyes, Beaming with innocence, loving and baby-ltke, Cheeks like a cherry’s which never disguise Modesty blushes—whatever they may be like I Peeping from under her bonnet of straw, Trimmed in the fashion of simple rusticity, These, when we met, were the features I saw, Features belonging to Little Simplicity. Dressed In a faded and old-fashioned gown, She, with her prattle so sweet, captivated me, Gladly forgetting the belles of the town. Love in a eotthge I fancied awaitedme; Sighing no longer for fortune and fame, Life seemed to dance vjltn renewed eiasttoli}; Out in tljf jpe^dowa.1 whls^er^d, “Be iptne What isyour thdfltatff” asked Little plicttr Oh l disenchantment, to ass waat l earned, I, who had been such a dutiful slave to her, Vainly I begged she would |hsn $ee ^turned All the old presents (unpaid for) I lave to her. This small adventure was ten years ago, Still am I verging on genteel mendicity, Five little tflidgesof lo»e’I can show— 1 Wonder now many ha* Little Simplicity? Tl K DESIRE OS HER HEART. ‘ . ' . - "vi ? one mo Ddnt i •'I tell yon, Jack, the farm is not yoor vocation. 1' become mote and more convinced of the fact every day, less contented With the life we are lead ing.” “You arc dissatisfied with yoor lot— I see that plainly, Nell,” said Jack, a trifie sadly, f noasense,” I put in, VJTot with my lot, nor with yon, only with the farm, Jack. I'm tired to dea^h with this prosy, humdrum life, and 1 hate to see yon delving and toiling like a slave from one year’s end to another. “But, my dear,” suggested Jack, “one must live and have bread and batter.” f / “To be sure, Jack; but why not earn it in a more gehteel fashion?” “Honest labor is always genteel, NelL” “Oh. pshaw! you understand me, Jack. I mean that yon have capacities for something better. Yoa fonly ding to the old farm to please your father, when you could do a hundred-fold bet ter elsewhere. And besides, where is oar society in this place, Jack? What Chance is there for oar children as they grow up?” w “Ah, Nell, that is looking so far ahead,” he said; ‘and, my dear, you seem to forget that I have lived here all my life!” “Oh, no, J don’t forget. And pray what have you done. Jack!” “Have led an upright life, and mar ried you.” “But you didn’t pick me up amid the clover blossoms, Jauk; don't forget that, Yon found me in town, and, Jack, dear, I’m anxious to get back again to my native element. I am tired of all this. You can get on ever so nicely in town. Jack; and there we can get into society.” “Uur means are not inexhaustible, NelL” “I’m aware of that, Jack; bnt we’ve enough for a stait, and Vaudborough offers you a good place in the bank,” “Aka limited salary, NelL" “Oh, yes, but you can work youxway up. Jack—right up to the topmost round of the ladder. Do let’s go, Jack! I’ve lived here to please you ever since our marriage; I think you can afford to please me a little now.” “That’s uue,” he said, “yon can’t be * expected to care for the farm as I do, Neil. I promised to make you happy wnen yon consented to beoome my wife, and i’ll try and keep my word. You shall have it all your own wav, Nell.” The continuous dropping of water wears away the solid stone. I had conquered my husband at last, and the desire of my heart was about to be accomplished. W hen Jack once made np his mind to dp a thing he. did it with ail his nfighh; The matter whs soon settled. Cherry Hill, as ‘ we call the farm, was sold at a great sacrifice; and one supuy morning we turned our backs upon the breezy dpwns and gulden grain fields and journeyed city-ward. j ■ “I’m afraid you’ve made a great mis take,” said Jack’s father, as he bade us ■ gouti-bye; “you’d better have Stuck to the farm. You remember the old saying about rolling stones?”^'1 “I don’t believe in old saying s.sir,” I answered lottliy, “and I think- 1 can apprec ate my husband’s abilities better than any one else can.” Our new home in town was a stylish residence in a fashionable street. We established ourselyes in. the. principal hotel, and then set about the task of funiisJdng the house, ‘Ttfy’pear child.” said Mr. ?Yandbor- ough, the haulier’s wife, dropping* in for an early call, “don’t dream of such a thing as ingrain carpet. Get Brussels by ail means, good English Br You’ll find it much cheaper in end, and besides it is so much mere stylish.” We hearkened to our friend’s advice, and laid oar rooms with Brussett, and the cost ran .np into hundreds. ‘ - Then ’ furniture was got te match, Mrs. Vaudborough and several other Inends aiding us in cur selection, and ail sorts of pretty, costly brio-a-brao, and real lace curtains, and a new piano. My old instrument was too plain and clumsy for the new eetaolisunflnt. “We’ve gdt snug quarters here, Nell, by George!” he suid, locking through the extravagantly furnished rooms with admiring pride. “No one in the town can outshine us, not eyen Vaudborough himself. It has lightened our purse a good deal, I’h admit, but whbt -does , that signify? What good comes of hav ing mopey nnleae one^epjoys ft?” ’ “We must try-and^saie up a little nova, Jack, since we are fixed So nice! ices and fraita and dancing for the oung ones? That would do nicely, ’on can throw your two parlors into one and the new carpets will not get much injured. I’ll help you to order your refreshments, and Cecilia will write out your invitations for you. She’s an excellent judge as to whom it is expe dient to invite.” I mentioned the matter to Jack when he came home, and he entered into the spirit of che affair with great excite ment. “To be sure, little wife; have a party by ail ineens.v When one’s in Borne, ost do au Homans do, you know, spate expanse, either my dear; we must make a good show as other people. And 1 shall take it upon my self to order your costume. 1 want you t^ look as grand as a little empress.” “But, Jack,” I suggested timidly, “we are spending a great deal of money.” A But, despite my fears, our reception went on, aud it turned out to be a great success. The best people in town hon- ojed uc with their presence, and every thing, thanks to Mrs. Vandboroogh’s foresight, was carried out in the most lavish and elegant manner. “By Oeorgo,” said Jack, “this sort of thing is jollier than the old farm. I see now little wife, that you were right— always right.” I would ten times rather he should have upbraided and blamed me for What I had done. *■ The winter that followed was exoeed- ingly gay. We were invited everywhere, ana onr house was constantly filled with gneets. Balls, soirees, kettledrums, and the opera seemed to engross every hour. Jack and I seldom had a quiet moment together, yet he seemed to en joy ii all with his whole heart. When spring came our Iasi surplus dollar had been expended, and we were solely dependent on Jack’s monthly salary. The warm weather came on aud baby soon fell ill. I hoped day by day that Jack would say something about going back to his father’s for the snmmer, but he did not even hint at snob a thing. The days grew longer and warmer. The son shone down with a pitiless splendor, and the paved streets seemed like heated brass. ' Our fashionable faiends fluttered off like summer swallows aud we were left almost alone. ‘“Couldn't you manage to make a little trip to the seashore, my dear?” Mrs Vaudborough had suggested, and Jack had caught at the idea with eager- “We might, Nell; I think we can. I’ll try and borrow a few hundred some where.” “Oh, Jack, no, no!” I sobbed out in my remorse and despair. “I won’t go to the seashore. You see how ill the the baby is. Oh, Jaok, ask your father to let us return home. ” ‘‘Oh, you wouldn’t be satisfied, Nell, if we went back. It is dreadfully stupid dBwn- there these snmmer days, with the haymaking and the reaping, and all that sort of thing. We should never be able to endure it now.” I said no more. The long, bright, bnrning days wore on, aud our bills ran up higher, aud higher, aud baby’s little breath seemed to grow weaker and weaker, and poor Jack himself began to look dreadfully ill and worn. And one afternoon he was sent home in a car nage, quite uncousoious, stricken down by a sudden fever. 1 put my pride aside then, and wrote a letter to Jack’s father. “Jack and baby are both ill,” 1 said.k “and we are sick and tired of this life. Pray forgive us, and let ns come home.” The very next day the dear old gen- tlemas arrived, but the sheriff wsa be fore* him, Jjmk having confessed judg ment in a lawsuit. The rumor that we intended to leave town got out, and out creditors rushed in, anxious to seeure the lio|l’s share off our effects. The His worn face grew radiant and his dear arms held me close. Aud then and there, clasped to my husband’s heart, in the safe sweet shel ter of tbe home he loved, I understood all the past. “You didn’t mean it, Jack,” I whis pered. “You only pretended to enjoy it all to please me.’ “No matter, little woman; the lesson we have learned has been cheaply bought. We shall not care to leave the safe old nest in search of fashion and society again. A Hidden Crime. now^ vacx, eiuoe we are nxea so moeiy, ciosea eyelids. , 1 said, feeling somewhat terrified at his Beyond tbe open.-wind gwwing Bfckiesaness. ter glory of the rising i “Pshaw, chiM Whe-ever-Leard of a banket’s clerk saving anything? II we make both ends meet it wiU be more thaU 1 look for.” “My dear," afid Mrs. Vaadbsroi when wa ware pleasantly settled In handsome house and, had hired a couple of servants, “I 'tappose you Want to give some sort of a party now? It. is eu^toamry, you, know, duppose yen let it be an informal, reception, with cards aud coffee for the old people, aud ie li in’i Brussels carpets, the handsome furni ture, and costly brio-a-brao, all went under the hammer at a disastrously low figure. “Never mind,” said my father-in-l^w, not a shadow of reproach on his kind old face; ‘let them squabble over it if they will. We must get our sick ones ho.ue.” So we got Jaok into' a carriage, and with bis poor head upon my knee and baby in my arms, I turned my back upon the scene of my short-lived tri umph. back to Cherry Hill,'* the dusk ugh the dewy stillness of the sheltered land. “Thq old home has been waiting for you all these months. I was pretty sure you’d want to come back.” I could not uttei one word in answer, A great full moon was rising above the distant hills a* we reached theiieuse. Not the amalldtft tiling woe changed. The great red roses bloomed on the ter- raoe, thtffiees droned in thaty hives, and the cattle bells tinkJkd in the barnyard. The doors were wide open. We carried Jack In and laid him down in the broad breezy rdbm that had been our bridal chamber. « • He opened his eyes-and drew a deep quivering breath as the freshening breeze touched his throbbing head. “Nell, where are you?” he said. “Barely this must be home?” “I am here Jack,” I answered through my tears- ''and.tbis is home, dear Old Cherry Hill,”' “Thank Qod!” he murmured, aud fell b?ok upon the pillows, and I saw great tears triable slowly from beneath his dosed eyelids. ow, in the ul- moon, the old grandfather sat, with the baby at his About the year 1875 there removed to a certain town in Georgia not a 1,000 miles from Fan-burn, an old gentleman, who took up his abode there. He bad a daugh ter of about 15 summers who lived with him, and was the light and sunshine of his humble home, tihe was a brunette, beau tiful in face aud figure and intelligent and refined. 8ne was tall and graceful, yat slender, and lithe as the limb of a willow- To those who saw beaty in womanly perfec. tlona, in her girlhood she gave the promise of the beautiful and voluptuous woman hood, into which ‘he bloomed and ma tured, At the death of her father, which occuned not long after their removal to the place, Miss Blank was left alone, and she sought in marriage that happiness that comes alone through sympathy with one beloved. A young doctor had also made his appearance iu the place about that time, and a friendship between tbe two soon followed an acquaintance which rip ened into affection. They were married, and lived apparently happy, and at peace with the world. After a time the doctor sought a new field for tbe practice of his profession, and removed with his young wife to a city in Alabama. He was successful in his piac- uce, and bid fair to lire a long life of use fulness, but this was not to be. In tbe same neighborhood in which the young people had settled lived a man whom we shall call Blink, for tbe reason that that was not his name. He was tall and re markably well proportioned, dark as a Spaniard, with piercing black eyes, a long glossy, flowing beard, and a gaze which was magnetism itself—in short, a hand some man. Blink, although a married man, susceptible to feminine attractions, soon fell a victim to tbe charms of the doctor’s wife, while she was enslaved by an admiration for tbe handsome neighbor. Still tbe love-blind docter saw no guile in the wife of his bosom, and while he re ceived Blink at hia home with the hospi tality of friendship, he was nursing the adder that gave him his death-sting. Soon after this intimacy and fondness Sprang up k»ot«U<D UBTgUftUtl'• U1 WINS KfUl the dishonest husband, the young doctor suddenly died and the former lovely Miss Blank was a more lovely young widow, lu quick succession followed the sudden demise of Mrs. Blink. The disconsolate widower and the charming widow sought each other’s society ere the clods were well settled upon the lifeless bodies of their former partners, and this excited sus picion. Suspicion grew stronger, and Mrs. Blink s body was exhumed tor examination; but no indication of poison being discovered, it was again consigned to the tomb. Three weeks afterward Mr. Blink and Mrs. Blank were married and, removing to the Atlantic coast, took up their abode on an island, where for a short time they enjoyed tne fruits of their dishonored love und of the marital relations, which the sequel proves had been purchased at a sacrifice of honor and of all the better prin ciples of humanity. Time psaed on, and Blink and his wife went back, to the latter’s former home In Qeorgia. There the husband lived a life of utter idleness aud ease. Soon after their return a store in the town was burg larized, ana facts were developed which showed that a wagon had been driven up to the door of the store, loaded with dry goods, provisions, etc,, and driven away. Although it was evident that three per- soos—one a woman—had participated in the burglary, uo clew as to their identity was obtained. The burglary was committ ed about 1870. About two months after this time Mrs. Blink was taken sick unto death; and In the silence of the death chamber, while burning with !ever and tortured with re morse, the euce beautiful and blooming Miss Blank, but now wan and wasted Mrs. Blink, opened the secret closet )f her soul and made a dying confession, upon which this narrative is founded. The confession embodied all the forego ing tacts and further revealed that she had poisoned her husband to satisfv the unholy love she entertained for Biink, and that h» had poisoned his innocent wife that no barrier might stand in tbe way of their union. She also confessed that she and her hut band had committed the burglary referred to. assisted by another man, who had dropped dead a short time before her confession was made. Immediately after the death of his wife, Mr. Blink left tor parts unknown. And still the world moves rievoa, feel, flalf hidden in the rank cool grass, snd even at that lat* hour the pigeons came fluttering around her as of old, and she screamed with rapture as she dlutched at them with he? thin little hands,, t free softly and fell on my knees beside Jack’s low pillow. ' “Oh, Jaok,” 1 sobbed. 1 have been so wicked. Forgive me, Jack, forgive me! I am so glad to be at home again,” Young People’* Pautie* in Cindob. There are a great many dances taking place just now m London, several being what are called * Cinderella*,” commenc ing at nine o'clock and ending at twelve. At these entertainments many young girls not yet “out” are allowed to appear, and even children attend during the early part of the evening and take part in a few of the dances. At some of these the minuet has been dance 1 by children, and watched with interest by the surrounding assembly of elders, who intend later on in the year, if possible, to introduce tins elegant dance of a bygone decade. Dress varies greatly at those entertainments, some of the guests appearing in full ball toilette, and others in simple evening gowns with al most high bodies—certainly the high bo dies are made to look as dressy as possible; add many jcung girls wear skirts of either fine nun’s cloth or flg’tred Madras muslin, withjcoat bodies of velvet and cream lace waist criats; either high to the throat or cdt square and filled up wiih transparent lace Tbe sleeves reach to the elbows aud are finished off with ruffli* of cream lace. Pointed bodies are also worn. The delicacy of the spectroscope in chemical analysis is remarkable. Swan found that sodium lines arv visible when a solution is employed containing lees than a two-nulhouth part of a grain of sodium. The following account of the fight be tween the Russians and Turks, at Plevna, is vivid and Interesting: Before daybreak on the last day of July the whole force was on the move to the front There was a long halt in a hollow, where was the vil lage ot Kadiahovo, into which Turkish shells, flying over the ridge in front, came banging and crashing. About midday Schahovskoy and his afaff, which v/-i ac companied, rode on to the ridge between the guns, already in poaition there, and we surveyed the marvelous view below us —the little town of Pleyna m the center, with the Turkish earthworks, girdled by cannon smoke, sEraround it After an artillery duel of three hours, the Prince ordered bis infantry on to the attack. The gallant fellows passed us, fuii of ardor, with bands playing and colors flying, and went down Into tbe fell valley below. For three hours the demon of carnage reigned supreme in tn&t dire cockpit The wounded came limping and groaning back, and threw themselves heavily down on the reverse slope in the village ot Radia- hovo, in our rear. The surgeons already had set up their field hospitals, and were ready for work. Never shall I forget, tbe spectacle of that assault made by Sebabovskoy’s infantry men oa the Turkish earth-woras in the valley. The long ranks on which I looked down tramped steadily on to the assault. No skipmshiag line was thrown out in ad vance. The fighting line remained the formation, till, what with impatience and what witn men falling, it broke into a ragged spray of humanity, and surged ou swiftly, loosely, and with no close cohe sion. The supporU ran up into the fight ing array independently and eagerly. Presently all along the bristling line burst forth flaming volleys of musketry fire. The jagged line sprang forward through the maize-flelis, gradually falling into a concave shape. The crackle of the musk etry fire rose into a sharp, continuous peal The clamor of the hurrahs of the fighting men came back to us on the breeze, making the blood tingle with the excitement of battle. The wounded be gan to trickle back down the gentle slope. We could see the dead and the more se verely wounded lying where they had fal len, on the stubble and amidst the maize. The living wave of fighting men was pouring over them, ever on and on. Sud denly the disconnected men drew closer together. We could see the officers sig naling tor the concentration by the wav ing of their swords. The distance yet to be tiaversed was but a hundred yards. There was a wild rush, headed by the col onel of one of tbe regiments. The Turks id the work stood their ground, fired with terrible effect into the whirlwind that tuna niahlmu ■ thpim , n«Pe horse went dodto, BW the colonel was on his feet in a moment, and, waving his sword, led his men forward on foot. But only for a few paces. Hu staggered and fell. We could hear the tempest- gush of wrath—half howl, halt yell—with which his men, bayonets at the charge, rushed on to avenge him They were over tbe parapet and iu among the Turks like an overwhelming avalanche. Not many followers of the Prophet got the chance to run away from the gleaming Russian bayonets. But there were not men enough for the euterprise. It was cruel to watch the brave Russian soldiers standing there leaderless, sternly awaiting death for want of officers to lead them forward or to march them back. As the sun set in lurid crim son, the Knssian defeat became assured. The attacking troops had been driven back or stricken down. All around us the air was heavy with the lew moaning of the wounded. Not Juliet and Romeu. The Bad Bar Again. “Well, you are the meanest boy I ever heard of,’’ said the grocery man. “But what about your pa’s dancing a clog-dance in church, Sunday! Tbe minister's hired girl was m here after some codfish yester day morning, and she said the minister said your pa had scandalized the church the wont way.’’ “Oh, he didn’t dance in church. He was a little excited; that’s all. You see, pa chews tobacco, and its pretty hard on him to sit all through the sermoa without taking a chew, and he gets nervous. He always reaches around in his pistol pocket when they stand up to sing the last time, and feels in his tobacco- box aud gets out a chew, and puts it in bis mouth when the preacher pronounces tbe benediction.) He always does that . Well, mj chum bad a present on Ohnstmas of a music box, just about as big as pa’s totao- co box, and all you have to do is to touch a spring and it plays “She’s a Daisy, She’s a Dumpling.’’ I borrowed it and put it in pa’s pistol pocket, where he keeps his to bacco box, and when tne choir got most through singing pa reached his hand in his pocket and began to fumble around for a chew. He touched the.srplng, and just as everybody bowed their heads to receive the benediction, and It was so still you could hear a gum drop, the music box be gan to play, and iu the stillness it sounded as loud as a church organ. IV ell, 1 thought ma would sink. The minister heard it, and looked toward ps, and everybody looked at pa, and pa turned red, and the music-box kept up ’She’s a Daisy,’ and the minister looked mad and said ‘Amen’, and the people began to put on their costs, and the minister told the deacon to hunt up the. source of that wordly music, and they took pa into the room back of tbe pulpit and searched him, and ma says ps will have to be churched. They kept the music-box, and I have got to carry in coal to get money enough to buy my chum a new music-box.” In the year 1400, Ginevra de Amiera, a Florentine beauty, married, under parental pressure, a man who had failed to win her heart, that she had given to Antonio Rondinelii. Boon afterward the plagne broke ont in Florence; Ginevra fell ill, apparently succumbed to the malady, and, being pronounoed dead, was the same day conveyed to the family tomb. Some one, however, had blundered in the matter, for in the middle of the night the entombed bride woke out of her trance, and, badly as her living relatives had behaved found her dead ones still less to her liking, and lost no time in quitting the silent company upon whose quietude she had unwillingly Intruded. Speeding through the sleep-wrapped streets as swiftly as her elingiug cerements allowed, Gine vra sought the home from which she had so lately been borne. Boused from his slumbers by a knocking at the door, the disconsolate widower of a day cautiously opened an upper win dow, and seeing a shrouded figure waiting below, in whose upturned face, he recognized the lineaments of the dear departed, he cried: “Go in peace, blessed spirit,” and shut the window precipitately. With sinking heart and slackened step the repulsed wife made her way to her father’s door to receive the like benisou from her dismayed parent. Then she crawled to an ancle’s, where the door was indeed opened, bnt only to be slammed in her face by the frightened man, who, in his hurry, forgot even to bless his ghostly caller. The cool night air penetrated the un dress of the hatless wanderer, made her tremble and shiver, as she thought she had waked to life only to die again in the etuel streets. “Ah!” she sighed, "Antonio would not have proved so unkind.” This thought naturally sug gested it was her duty to test his love and conrage; it would be time enough to die if he proved like the rest. The way was long, bnt hope renarved her imbe, and soon Ginevra was knocking 1 imidly at Bodinelli’s door. He opened it himself, and although startled by the ghastly vision, calmly inquired what t he spirit wanted with him. Throwing exclaimed, “lam no spirit, Antonio; I am that Ginevra you onoe loved, who was buried yeeterbay—buried alive!” and fell senseless into the welcoming arms of her astonished and delighted over, whose cries for help soon brought down his sympathizing family to hear the wondrous story and bear its heroine to bed, to be tenderly nursed until sbe had recovered from the shook, and was as beautiful as ever again. Then came the difficulty. Was Ginevra to return to the man who had buried her, and shut his door against her, or give her self to the man who had saved her from a second death? With snob powerful special pleaders as love and gratitude on his side, of course Rondi- nelli won the day, and a private mar riage made the lovers amends for pre vious disappointment. They, however, had no intention of keeping in hiding, but the very first Sunday after they became man and wife, appeared iu pub lic together at the cathedral, to the confusion and wonder of Ginevra’s friends. An explanation ensued, which satisfied everybody except tbe lady’s first husband, who insisted that nothing but her dying in genuine earnest could dissolve the original matrimonial bond. The case was referred to the bishop, who, having no precedent to curb his deci sion, rose superior to technicalities, and declared that the first ^husband had forfeited all right to Ginevra, and must pay over to Rondineill the dowry he had received with hex—a decree at wbioh we may be sure all true lovers in Florence heartily rejoiced. I/Mt Copytn*. Take a piece ol turn must id and wrap it tightly around a ball of .cotton-wool as) big as aa orange. This forms a dabber, and should / have something to hold it by. Then squeeze on to tbe corner ot a half sheet of foolscap a little color from a tube of oil paint, lake up a very little color on the dafeber, and work it about on tbe centre of the paper lor some time, till tbe dabber is evenly covered with a tiun coat ing. A little ell can De used to dilute or moisten the color if necessary. Then put your leaf down on the paper and dab some color evenly over both sides. Place it then between the pages of a folded sheet of paper (unglased is bat), aud rub tbe paper above it well all ova with the finger. Open the sheet, remove tbe leaf, and you will have an impreasion ot each side of the leaf. Any color may be used. Burnt or raw sienna works the moat satisfactonlr, After tbe Wcddias. Two young ladies just from a wedding up the Hudson, took a seat behind a re porter on an afternoon train to the city, and their conversation, conducted in an excited and vivacious manner, ran as fol lows: First Xoung Lady—What do you think of the bnde’s drees, Maggie! Second Young Lady—I didn’t like it extra well, did you t “No, I must confess I did not But, Lizzie, I never thought Kittle would get a beau, did you ?” “No, indeed. It is too funny for any thing; but she got a giant, didn’t she! Oh, my I l never could marry that man.” “Nor L I think be is awfully coarse. Kittie don’t like him any too well. She came very near b&ckine oat.” “D’d you see her blush f ” “Gracious, yea. 1 think I should have fainted if it had been me. I suppose you’ll be getting warned next” “Oh, I guess there’s no danger.” “Hasn’t Harry proposed yet ?” ‘•Goodness, no. He’s been coming to see me a year, too. Oh, he makes me so mad sometimes, i oculd pound him real good.” “How stupid.” “Only think of it, 1 could have had half a dozen good catches if he wasn’t around in the way.” “Why don’t you fire him out I” “That’s the bother of it. I can’t get a chance to quarrel with him, and yet he’s so aggravating about”—laughing— 4 ‘you know. ’ “Oh, I think I’ll be an old maid.'’ “Oh, you fool; I wouldn’t for all the world.” Here the train entered the tunnel and the conversation ended. —The monks and nuns in Italy num ber nearly 82,000. N When To Take Exercise. Dr, Sargent recently gave hia views on Exercise—how and when to take it.” Hu began with a few remarka explana tory of the waste and renewal of muscu lar tissue and its dependence upon the amount of exertion both physical and mental, to which the human frame is subjected. The best result is obtained from exercise when the body is in a state of perspiration, as then the blood is rushing more rapidly through the veins, the action of the heart is quicker, and the energy developed is more in. tense. Owe should be taken not to nse too heavy dume-bells and weights as the good which would otherwise be derived is counterbalanced by the expenditure of vital energy and the general clogging up of the system. Suppose a man were to hold his arm in a horizontal position for fifteen minutes or half an hour; gradually the action becomes tedious and painful, and sharp pains go shooting through it. This is caused by the checking of the circulation, and although the effort made is ten times that of rais ing a dumb-bell, still the tissue lost in the first movement is not renewed, as it is in the second, and consequently not so much benefit is derived from it as from the latter. It is of prime impor tance to use weights proportioned to one’s strength, neither too large nor too small, but of medium size. Dr. Bargent said that the idea preva. lent that the strongest men come from the country is an erroneous one, as, although certain bones and muscles of those accustomed to manual labor are larger and stronger, yet the develop ment of the heart and Jungs does not correspond, and, therefore, the excess of energy in one direction is offset by the loss in another. Neither do the best physiques come from the city, but in general, from the large towns, where the advantages of pure air, outdoor freedom and the absence of severe manual labor, are combined. In this connection he remarked that, for the college student cf the present day to spend his summer vacation working on a farm daring hay ing and harvesting, and all the time sabjecting a body unaccustomed to this sort of work to a continued strain, was -— AUIIAAIUUA, ttl« though onr forefathers may have done it with impunity, the physical powers of the student of the present generation do not compare wll h those of the student of the former. In regard to the best time for exercise, Dr. Sargent said that it depended to a certain extent upon the condition and requirement of a person; if for instance, one was troubled with sleeplessness, the proper time was in the evening, but the hour of the day when the average person can bear exer cise to advantage is about the middle of the forenoon, as then the vital energv is at its height and work -lan be done, both physical and mental. The next best time for exercising is the afternoon from four to six, and the worst time of all the early morning before breakfast. Tbe custom in the rural districts of rising about 4 a. m., and working several hours before breakfast, especially when but a light supper is taken the night before, is, in the doctor’s opinion, simply bar- barons, as the body is in the very worst condition possible. During his college course he was one of the members of a boat crew which, while in training, was accustomed to run six miles before breakfast, and the breaking up of the constitutions of two of the men was at tributed to this barbarous feature ef their work. Cliarle* Dlckeni. Niagara Vulgarized. Every traveller who returns now from Niagara reports the ruthless defacing which is being practiced on that superb picture. It has only to be continued a few years to almost utterly destroy tbe charm of that wonderful scene. The beauty of the Am erican shore of the river is reported now as almost entirely destroyed. The banks whlcn overhaug the rushing water were once softened by a lovely growth of shrub bery and fringed with the A mencan wild vines. These have been gradually removed and In their place are ugly buildings aud h ideous heaps ot refuse. The pretty island in the American rapids which used to be charming with its wild greenery is now occupied by a noisy paper mill and the ruins of an older mill In a few years the owner of this island and of Goat island will come of age and both will then be sold, probably to be occupied by extensive dills and shops and factories. Even the grand part ot the American rapids is al ready marred by wing danii aud ice bar. nera, and a few years will see it utterly spoiled. Ou tbe shore about tae tails, es pecially on tbe Americau side, everything is terribly vulgarized. Indian shops, lager beer saloons, shows of every description, barns, factories and mills, with a multitude of petty annoyances to the traveller, begin to make tbe whole place unsightly and dis agreeable. It is but a poor consolation to reflect that this vandalism has reacted against the show keepers of this place, and that tLe tide of travel to the wonderful falls has fallen off greatly within the last few yean. Dog Bite*. Au absurd superstition prevails that the bites of all dogs should be eitber cut out or cauterized, and the poor animal destroyed* It is not nucassary to adopt either of these serious courses, provided the dpg is healthy. In fact, they are simply ridiculous, and are cal culate 1 to proauoed groundless fear in* the person bitten. Of course, in severe oases erysipelas may supervene, but with ordinary care, the wound being cleansed by a disinfecting lotion, no serious consequences will follow. -In all oases, however, a doctor should be consulted. It is stated, and on the very best authority, that within the twelve yean that have passed since Dickens’ death no less than 4,239,000 volumes of his works have been sold in England alone. A long way the first on this astonishing list stands “Pickwick,” while “David Coppeifield,” the second, is almost equally far iu front of “Dornbey and Son;” “Little Dorrit” has found nearly as many readers aa ‘ ‘Martin Ghuzxlewlt, ” while, with the exception of “Edwin Drood,” ‘The Tale of Two Cities” and “Great Expectations' take the lowest place. Nor has his popularity been confined to England or to English- speaking people. French, German and Italian, Russian and Swedish transla tions of his works appeared daring his life-time; when he was still but a young man the pages of “Boz” were devoured, we have been told, with enthusiasm iu Silesian villages, “Pickwick,” it is said, aud ou no less circum stantial authority was found equal, when all else failed, to the task of soothing the sleepless nights of Mehemet Alt Mr. Foster has publish ed a story of a strange half human recluse who had built his cell amid the eternal snows of the Sierra Nevada, and who found in “Pickwick” and iu Nicholas Nickleby,” the only inter course with humanity that he desired. If it were true, as has been said by one who has certainly managed to refute his own words; if it were true that pre sent popularity is the only safe presage of future glory, what au eternity of glory should await Dickens. And yet present popularity,how vagne.how brill iant and irresistible soever it may be, or what manner of prologue it may furnish to future glory, is quite another matter from that glory itself, from the real definite glory, the one thing, as M. Renan tells us, which has the best chance of not being altogether vanity. That posterity will regard Dickens as he was regarded in his life-time, or even as we now regard him, is, of course, out of the question. “To the public,” said Prof. Ward, in a lecture delivered in Manchester iu the year of Dickens' cf^ l 'iiiscpuja!ure^oiu' uui menlsi’mia when our critical conscience told us that he was astray in one of his favorite directions, the severest censure we had for him was that he was growing 'more like himself’ than ever.” That the critical conscience of posterity will have far severer censure for Dickens than tlus one cannot doubt, nor indeed can any one thoughtful for the fame of Eaglish literature desire that it should uot. “No man,” it has been well said, “can trust himself to speak of his own time aud of his own con tern- times and men gone by.” Brought up, as most of us have been, in the faith of Dickens, whose earliest laughter has poraries with the same sureness of judg ment and the same proportion as of been stirred by Sam Weller and Dick Swiveller and Mr. Micawber, whoso earliest tears have flowed for the sordid wretchedness of David Oopperfleid’s forlorn childhood, or for Florence Dombey toiling up the “great wide vacant stain,” with her brother in her arms and ringing as she goes—who have stolen trembling after Jonas Ghnz- zlewit through that awful wood, or stared with face as pale as Pip himself at that grim midnight visitor in the lonely Temple chambers; to such it must surely seem little short of profani ty to consider too curiously the old familiar pages, to stand afar offi con templating with cold, impartial scrutiny the old familiar figures, as tnough, like Trabb’s boy, we did not know them. BT Telephone. Billy Epply has just got back from Chicago and telle a sgry funnv story. He says that when the telegraph com pany notified the bucket-shop proprie tors that they could no longer have the Board of Trade quotations, nor the use of the “ticker,” except under the new restrictions, one gay young proprietor exclaimed: “I’ll bet they didn’t take my ticker out of my effioel” “What will you bet?” asked a broker “Bet! Why, I’ll bet my soul against a rotten apple,” he replied. “Good for you,’’ said a dry old cuss who was sitting by the stove. *T’m glad to find a man who doesn’t want the best of it, all the time, but is willing to bet on an even thing.” The roars that followed this sally could be heard for ten miles—by tele phone. Not to bo Inttmldated. “Mrs. Langtry’s husband is a queer sort of a man,” said Count Bozenta, Mme. Mod jeeka’s husband, fc> a knot of friends. “When I wm last in Loudon they were telling a strange etory in th*» dubs about him, which was very funry. Langtry owns some property in Ireland and it appears that his agent wrote him saying that the tenants demanded lower rent* and had threatened to resort to the shot-gun policy to secure them. Mr. Langtry seised pen and paper and wrote as follows: ‘Dear Sir: You may say to my tenants that any threats to shoot you will never intimidate me.’ Queer con- solaticu (or the agent, wasn’t it?” .'A - ;'.- * |ii|i '.Tv** ■rX