The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, March 20, 1883, Image 1

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* $ * % "~ '■ • ^ ^ -- - -- ^ ^ l■lllll^■l^l^' Iirt««>i .rt iki i.iiH«.rt ii imytfflt.wo. .V, -■ TRI-'WEEKLY EDITION. WINNSBORO. S. U. MARCH 20, 1883. ESTABLISHED 1848 THOUGHT. I bought Is deeper than all speech, Feeling la deeper than all thought, Sails to souls can never teach What onto themselves was taught. We are spirt's clad In veils; Man by man was never seen; All our deep communing fails To remove the shadowy screen; Heart to heart was never known; Mind to mind did never meet, We are columns left alone Of a temple once complete. Like the stars that gem the sky, Far apart though seeming near, In our light we scattered He; All is thus but star-light here. What la social company But a babbling summer stream? What our wise philosophy, But the glancing of a dream ? Only when the sun of love Melts the scat’ercd stars of thought . Only when we live above What the dlm-ejed world has taught; Only when our souls are fed By the fount which gave them birth, And by Inspiration led Which they never drew from tarth. We, like parted drops of rain. Swelling till they meet and run, Shall be all absorbed again, Melted, flowing Into one. THE UNCLE'S WILL. My diamonds, Mary,” said Mrs. Del- mont; “and my six-button gloves. And I’m almost certain that the point oi that Cashmere shawl is trailing on the carpet.’* Mrs. Delmont stood in front of the fr.U-length mirror, whose golden stai d- ards were veiled in draperies of em broidered lace—a little withered sharp- nosed woman, with a complexion ail composed of paint and powder, hair artfully touched up by the patent “Golden Dye,” and teeth so obtrusively false that no one would ever dream of calling them a deception. But her violent velvet dress bad cost eight dollars a yard; her bracelets were of dead gold studded with diamonds, and she sparkled ail over with precious stones, like a jeweeler's show-case. The tioudoir was hung with pale-blue satin, the carpet was of tbo softest Aubusson, the chairs and tables of en ameled white, garlanded about by tiny golden vines, and a Skye terrier lay coiled up on a bine Angora rng in front of the lire, with a silver collar around bis worthless little neck. “Yes, ma'am,” said Mary, with a cough. “The shawl is quite right now, ma’am. But if you please, ma’am, Mrs. Masters is waiting to see you.” “Mrs. Masters!” cried the widow, in a vexed tone. But before she could say more, the door opeued, and a pale-faced woman, dressed in garments so shabby as to be barely respectable, came in. 4 T won’t keep you a minute, cousin Caroline,” said she apologetically. “The horses are waiting/’ said Mrs. Delmont ungraciously, “and it always does make them vicious to stand too long in this frosty air.” “I have been facing it,” said Mrs. Masters bitterly; “ and my cloak is not so warm as the embroided blankets of your pampered horses, Caroline.” ‘•Well,” said Mrs. Delmont impa tiently, “now yon aro here, you may as well sit dow. What is it that you want now?” •T am sorry to be always begging, cousin Caroline,” said Mrs. Masters, “but things have gone wrong of late* Some of my best boarders have changed their quarters for a more fashionable location—others have gone away with out paying me—and I nave been obliged to call in an expensive doctor for Don nie—” “Just what you might have expected when you adopted that child,” said Mrs. Delmont. “Why couldn’t you let him go to the asylum, as other chil dren do?” “He was our cousin’s child,” said Mrs. Masters sadly. “What difference does that make?” s aid Mrs. Delmont, with a shrug of the Cashmere draped shoulders. "And,” added Mrs. Masters, without debating the point, *11 hoped perhaps you would let me have a little money, just until the next months board-bills come due.” “I can’t then,’ said Mrs. Delmont pettishly. “It’s money, money, money with you the whole time. I do belieyo yon think I’ve a bank, or a gold-mine, or some such inexhaustible supply. And I may as well stop it now as any time. So I beg, Clara, that yon won’t trouble yom- se'I to oome here soy more on your beg ging expeditions. Mary—the car riage,” So Mrs. Delmont swept downstairs, flashing and sparkling as she went, and the meek little boarding-house keeper to herself off, shedding a few furtive tears behind her shabby crape veil “Carolina never had much heart,” mused she. “And what she had seems to be turning the stone.” Mrs. Masters was one of the nnlncky kind. When she was a young girl of eigh teen, she had left boarding-school to oome home and nurse old ancle Joseph through his fatal illness, while Caroline, har cousin, “didn’t see that she could do any good,” and serenely remained at Cape May. And vrhen the old man died, and his will, leaving nil he had to Caroline’s deceased father, was opened, Clara made the best of things, “I did suppose he would leave me a little,” said she, choking down a sob. “But then people ought not to be sel fish. The will was made ten yews ago, before uncle Tom died. ‘•If uncle Joseph had thought to make a new one, I do believe he would have remembered me, And of course Caroline will divide, seeing that we are equally related to uncle Joseph, and I was with him when he died. Bat Caroline did nothing of the sort. “What’s mine is mine,” said she; “and I certainly shah not give away a solitary cent of it.” So the cousins went their differen t ways. Mrs. Delmont married a handsome Southern lawyer who had left her a widow at forty. Clara wedded a penniless clergyman who had died as poor as he lived, and she kept soul and body together by means of a third-rate boarding-house, further incurring Caroline’s displeasure by adopting a poor little lame orphan who had no other prospects than the poor-house. “I've been unlucky all my life,” sighed Mrs. Masters, as she hurried home through the biting winter blast, “and luck don’t seem likely to change now. “I must just let Thompson, the second-hand man, have the big walnnt secretaire that uncle Joseph gave mei and tho rosewood bookstand 1 took for Miss Mowbray’s board. They’re the only articles I’ve got left of any value. Thompson, tho second band man, sat in his store with a faded oil portrait hanging above him, and a pair of blue velvet window curtains draped at the left, three bird-cages on the table, and a cooking-stove at his rear, while he was engaged in counting out the pieces of a set of antique china. “Humble servant, ma’am,” said Thompson, who had always recognized Mrs. Masters as a lady through all her adversities. “Thompson,” said Mrs. Masters sadly, “I’ve made up my mind to part with my walnut secretaire aud rosewood bookstand.” 1 Ail right, ma’am,” said Thompson, eyeing the spont of the cream-pitcher hard, to make sore that it was not cracked. “You may sendnpfor them to-night.’ “Very well, ma'am,” said Thomp son. Mrs. Masters shed a few tears as the big secretaire anti the little bookstand, the last relics of her gentility, were taken away in Tnompson’s wagon. “Goodness knows what I am to do next,” said sbe. “But there 1 We’re all iu Heaven’s hands.” Tho upson the furniture man made his appearance the next day, with a curious bewilderment iu his face.” “Well, I am beat!” said Thompson. “Wonders never will cease, as my poor old mother used to say.” “What do you mean?” said Mrs. Masters in surprise. “It’s that there secretary o’ your’n,” said Thompson. “It was kind o’bruised and scratchy, so I just took it all to pieces to oil aud polish it up. Aud clear at the bpek, I found two or three old papers that must have slid down out of the back of the drawer and got wedged above the wooden cleats that support ed the lower drawers.” “Papers?” said Mrs. Masters, “Dear me, Thompson, what sort of papers?” “There’s an old note of hand, as mast be outlawed long ago,” said Thompson “And a catalogue of Rail way Bonds, aud a will. “A what!” gasped the widow, ‘‘A last will and testament. Dated weeks before your uncle Joseph wn*t? When Deacon Stowers came down to visit bis son Ben, who lives in Chicago, he had a great antipathy to games of any kind as played among young men. He was a pillar in a church that considered cards as an especial invention of the devil to lure men into his p >wer. He had seen them played, but he didn’t know one from the other. Billiards be had heard of, but he had never seen a billiard Uole, and he didn’t want to. He considered billiards as harmful to the aristocratic part of tne community, who could afford to play the game, as cards were ic the common classes. Both were bad—bad I and he and hie brothers in the church had often groaned together over the tendency of the rising generation to amusements of this kind. His son was a well to do merchant and his borne was a pleasant one, far finer than anything plain old Deacon btowers was used to seeing, aud ae asked Ben to show him over the house. They came to one room which Ben tried to get the old gentleman past. But he was bound to see everything, and he opened the door and looked in. In the center of the room stood a nearly square table of peculiar appearance, covered with green cloth, and with a raised edge all around it. “What is that ?” asked the old gentle man. “That’s a table the boys play a gam? on,” answered Ben. “Come on and I’ll show you the stable, now.” But the old gentleman's curiosity was excited, lie looked the table over, and it bad such an honest, square appearance, that be couldn’t see much chance for any thing bad in its use. At least, that is the way it struck him. “dow do they use itf” he asked. Ben saw that his father had become in terested, so be explained the game and produced the balls and cues for the old gentleman’s inspection. “It must be quite a rice game,” said the deacon. “They—they don't gamble with it, do they “The boys never play for anything but amu-ement,” answered Ben, evasively. “That's right,” said the deacon, taking up one of the cues and giving a ball a tap. “That would have been a good shot if you had been playing the game,” said Ben. “It would have counted you two.” “Is that so?” The deacon was qui.e elated at his success. 1 don’t believe in games, much, tho' I allers liked to play checkers, but I b’lieve I’d kke this. Let’s try a game an’ see how it goes.” “AB right,” said Ben, chuckling to him self for he knew well what a prejudice his father had to billiards. So they played. The deaon had in him the elements of a good billiard player. He made some very good shots, and came uear beating Ben. He enjoyed the first game so much, that he wanted to play another, out but one or two behind on that, ipftfcallenged Ben to play a third, and won. “I like the game,” he declared, emphat ically. “It amounts to suthin’. What’s the name of it, Ben ?” “Billiards,” answered Ben, with a sly twinkle in his eye. “What?” The deacon looked at Ben as if thunder struck. “You don’t mean to say I’ve been playin’ billiards do you ?” “Yes," answered Ben; “and you played well for a beginner. If you keep on practicing, you’ll make a tin-top player.” “Good Lord 1” groaned the deacon, turning pale. “1 wonder what they’d say up to Greenville if they knew ? I wouldn’t have it git out that I’d been a playin' bil liards, for a farm. Don’t you say nothin’, Ben. Ef it should leak out, I'd be turned out o’the church. “I don't see as any harm has been done,” said Ben. '‘You sec now, don’t you, that billiards can be played with the best of motives ?” “Yes, but that excuse wouldu’t go down with 'em, ef they should find it out,”, said the deacon. “You won’t say nothin,’ Bsn ?” Ben promised to keep mum. Mobody in Greenville knows how the deacon fell from grace on bis visit to the city. When ever his brothers in the church inveigh against the sin of billiard playing, he says nothing, and feels guilty of deceit in not confessing the truth. But to himself he admits that he did really enj >y the game. 1 know the good deacon would like to have the church make it obligatory on its members to learn the game of billiards, but he wouldn’t dare to say so. TUree PkasM ni Llfa, six died- And—don’t turn pale, Mrs. Mas ters,” said Thompson; “it leaves you all the property he had in the world. It states—’’ But here poor Mrs. Master fainted away. “Well—the rest can be easily imag ined, The will was put into court, and tri umph antly proved. Mrs. Delmont found herself dispos sessed and Clara Masters be^me the heiress. “But, dear me, I wouldn’t bam a hair of Caroline’s head,” said good Mrs. Masters. “Ain't there enough for both of us? And really, I am more glad on Dennie’s account than my own.” For Mrs Masters was the same sweet* natured woman throngh storm and sun shine alike. “Ought to ha’ been a duchess,” said Thompson the second-hand man. “And I always said so, “Aud to the day of my death, I shall be proud to think it was my chisel and screwdriver as pned ont her inheri tance.” A reporter slipped tbe other day be tween the lines of trucks which obstruct the current of traffic at 'the junction of Broadway and State street, Albany, Mew York. Ahead of him was two gentlemen. One said to the other: “I don’t see bow these fellows (meaning tbe carmen) exist. Their wagons stand here day in and day out, and they never seem to be doing anything but fooling with each other.” The reporter approached one of the car men. Thu particular common carrier had a round rosy face. He looked valuable. “How is business ?” asked the reporter? “Prettv good. Will you have a cart.” “Mo, not to day. But how do you folks ever get enough to feed your horses a nd yourself?” “We have a way,” and after consider able questioning, the carman gave the con- dit'ou of the trade about as follows : “You see there u not more’n a dozen carta here now. Well, all told, there is 40 of us and we are kept busy, so tbat there is not mure then bait of us bere at the same time. Borne days is better than others; but it is a poor un which don’t bring in 12 shillin’. Some weeks we have enough to do for customers to keep us busy all the time; and on those times we don't have to stand here a’tah. Youv’e noticed, ain't you, that no matter how few there is here, that most ot ’em are near the cross walk ? Well, that's considered the best stand. You see, a stranirer corn in’ along strikes the first one he comes to.” “How much do you realize in a day on an average ?” “Oh, from $1 to !$6Jor $7. Have a cart, lady ?” said the cartmtn to a pros pective customer, who answering in the affirmative left the reporter without a story. --The three leading winners en the English-turf last year were Mr. Craw ford, Mr. Lefevre and the Duke of Westminster, with respectively $129, 000, $78,500 and $69,000 gross gains ia stakes. The Duke of Hamilton won $49,000, Loid Roseberry $46,000, Prinoe Soltykoff $18,500, Mr. Keene $7500 and Mr. I^onilard $5000. Vulgarities ot speech. The above term properly includes net only words and phrases of obvious coarse ness, but a large class of expressions in which a fine word is employed in place of a simple one, or a word tbat does not prop erly convey tbe meaning is used. The use of many-syllabled words in place of short ones has ocen a notorious vice of news paper writers, whose example has been largely followed m con? creation. With out running to the opposite extreme, the simplest language sufficient to convey one's meaning is the best to use. Many will find it profitable to keep handy for refer ence the following list of common errors. Much might be added to it. Accord, forgive, “the information was accorded him.” Aggravate, for irritate; aggravate is to make worse. Allude to, for refer to or mention. As, for that; “not as 1 know,” for “not that 1 know.” Avocation for vocation; a man’s voca tion is his business; avocations are things that occupy him incidentally. Illy, for ill. Inaugurate, for begin. Kids, for kid gloves. Learn, tor teach. L'able, for likely or apt. Loan, for lend. Reside, for live. Commence, for begin. Pants, for pantaloons, or better still, trowsers. Partake, for eat Plenty, as an adjective, when plentiful is meant. Balance, lor rest or remainder. Character, for reputaioo; one may may have a good reputation but a bad character, and the two words should never be confounded.'*’ Dangerous, for danger, a sick man is sometimes most absurdly said to be dan ger oua, when it only means that the poor fellow is in danger himsel:—-i very differ ent thing. “What are ‘he prosnects for the coming season ?” asked a reporter of a canal boat captain whom he met in the street. “i,t is a little too early yet to speculate. I have no reason but to believe that we will have a good season next summer*” “Do you think that the removing of tolls on freight will make much, if any difference ?” “Mo; when tbe tolls were high we made more money than when the authorities lowered them. Just so sore as our expen ses are lighter, the freight rates are cut. The railroads shave their rates down, and the shippers have to nave their commis sions, so that deducting the price for se curing the boat load, and taking the ex ceedingly low rate of freight, leaves but little margin. No: with tolls off, the shippers and forwarders will think we ought to carry everything cheaper,” “Why don’t you try some other busi ness ?” “Because I lore my boat. During the winter I feel as uneasy as a fish out of wa ter. and from tbe opening of the canals until tne close, l wnws h»«V * fism Last fall I sold my horses, and now I am in search of a good team.” “Is there much fascination about the life of a canaier ?” “Well, yes. At first, when the propo silion to be a canaier was made to me, I spurned it. 1 got hard up and thought I would make a little money. Before I got over tbe route from Buffalo to Mew York once, the old dread of the life had left me. and I was so fascinated with it that I thought 1 could never tire. Since that time i have never once regretted going on a canal boat. I worked hard, and after awhile bought a boat of my own, and to day the old craft is as dear to me as one of my family.” “Conductor, can’t you ael me a seat I '* said an ira<cible passenger of tbe female persuasion on a car. There was not a va cancy. “Some people are hogs.” This was the comment of the passenger on her feet. “So they are,” the condurter rejoined totto voce, “and no one more than your self ” The reporter was led to inquire by catch ing the strange remark. “Yes," said the conducter, “I see a good deal of tbe selfishness of this world. Some people will set in, and because they pay thtir fare think that 1 can find a seat for them. Women are the worst, and many a blowing up l get because I cannot do an impossibility, i do not except men either, because some of them are even worse than tbe women. If one of the latter enters with a basket she will set the basket on her lap so that it will take up twice as much room as she is entitled to, and it is at the cost of considerable abuse that I can prevail upon her to put, her bas ket on the floor. Then again if a woman comes m with a child, sbe will place the youngster along side of her, and no matter if the car is full, that child must have a seat to the exclusion of older patrons. Sometimes the child is removed to thspat ents lap if an old man is seen standing, but never if it happens to be a woman. When one women is asked to make room for another, she madly moves along, or throws the child on ber lap, and takes up as much room as possible. Borne of the male riders occupy seats, and never see a woman when she enters. They look right past her, and sometimes when within about a block of where they want to get off, see the lady, get up and offer her their seats. I have noticed that some women when they board a car think that some one ought to get up ard|give them a seat If no one stirs thejaew arrival glances around with an impudent look. Then again 1 have seen a workman with his dinner pail board a car and get a seat. He gave U up soon after to a fashionable dressed woman, who claims it as a matter of right, never even thanking him. But most always a lady upon ac cepting a seat will either say ‘thank you’ or incline her head fo rwtfrd. Artificial Donna or Crop*. A paper on the artificial drying of crops was read before the Society of Arts re cently, in which Mr. Gibbs stated he had during the last two or three seasonal, on the lands of noblemen, large landowners and farmers in half tbe aunties ot Eng land, saved thousands of toes of produce that must otherwise have been wasted. Mr. Gibbs described the vanous processes which bad been used for drying crop*. His own plan, as adopted in hie harvest savers, was that of passing heated air by means of fans through the gran to be dried. He felt assured that if fanners had used even tbe simpler resources which were in their power, in the direction oi harvest saving, some millions would have been gained by the country. A New AntDepti*. New York and Boston are greatly ex cited over tbe discovery of a new antisep tic solution which, it is claimed, is des tined to revolutionize all existing methods for tbe transportation of perishable goods by rail aud sea. It seems that several years ago one Profeaeor R. K. Humlstofti, in a remote western village, was appealed to as a practical chemist to embalm a hu man body for long transportation. Tbe need can.8 upon him unexpectedly, and hie facilities were meagre, but his attempt was wondei fully successful. Reflection convinced him that the process which thus so remarkably preserved a human corpse could be made to serve living humanity by the piotracted, economical, and health ful preservation of flesh food. The study and experiments which led up tp preugi. results have covered three years, and have gene along under the cog nizance and encouragement of prominent Eastern gentlemen, among whom are J. Willard Bice, of Boston, brother of Ex- Governor Rice of Massaciiusets, and bead of the well-known paper house of Rice, Kendall & Go.; and Eiward Burnett, also of Boston, son of Dr. Joseph Barnett, a relative of our Minister to England. Mr. Lowed, and owner of the celebrated Deer- foot farm near Boston. All the while confident assertion and general publicity have been made to wait upon actual ac complishment, and 1 am but now able to give to the public, for the first time, through the Daily News, an outline of what these discoveries have really done, as well as of a crucial test begun ‘he other day under my own eye by Samuel W. Johnson, professor of agricultural chemis try in Y ale college. Professor Humiston, seme time since, claimed that his antiseptic preparations would preserve meats, fish, fowl, oysters, milk, cream, etc , in perfect and even im proved condition, tor from three weeks to three months, and disinterested gentlemen in Boston, Baltimore, and other cities were asked to witness experiments and assume charge and control ot articles of fo>d treated by the new process. Mr. Burnett, of Boston, at his farm, became the custo dian of the foods there operated upon, which were sausages, milk, cream, etc., merchantable products of the farm, and which have given it great fame. Mr, Bur nett has signed a statement affirming the absolute perfection of tbe antiseptic's work. He says tbat he never before could ship sausages during hot weather or the summer months, without a large percent age of loss, and never sent seaside custo mers cream and milk before, but tbat last summer he freely shipped sausages, cream, ililk, etc , treated by tbe Humiston pri* cess, without loss, and that he now em ploys tbe antiseptic in all his products, ships freely without refrigeration or Other agencies, and not only escapes all loss, but saves heavv expense aud gives his custo mers a degree of eetiefactioa never expressed before. The antiseptic, a pungent', sodaish-look ing powder, bad been dissolved in . water the previous evening by Profs. Johnson and Humiston—perhaps a common wash- tub full, in stone jars of various sizes—at wh oh time Prof. Humiston drank six ounces of the mixture as an evidence of us harmlessness. The meats &nd fowl, punctured in their thicker parts, were simply immersed in the liquid; and re mained therein from two to twenty hours. A small quantity of it was poured into and mingled with the cream. The oyst ers, after pouring off tneir liquor, were immersed in a somewhat different solution of tbe antiseptic adapted to this specially difficult ta^k. One piece ot steak was simply wrapped in a towel wet with the general solution, and laid in the inverted lid of a jar. The whole process was so simple that a child of a dozen years could perform it with the briefest verbal instruc tion. At suitable limes the immersed ar ticles were removed from the solution and simply hung up on hooks and nails in the open air of the laboratory, where they are to remain at least three weeks. Th'.re is to be no access to the labora tory during this time, except by Professor Johnson or in his presence. The tempera ture therein is to be kept as uniform as practicable, at between 70 deg. and 80 deg. Eahrenaelt, observation and record of which is to be made by tho professor twice daily. Prof. Humiston has gone his way and will not probably see the la boratory or its contents again till the test shall be completed—at all events he is not to touch tbe articles again till then. At the end of three weeks the five gentlemen will again meet in the laboratory. Prof. Johnson in their presence will take down and inspect the articles and certify to their exact condition, after which, if they are in the condition expected, they will be cooked by a New Haven caterer and served at a dinner to the scientific gentle men and their co-observers. If the anti septic fails the professor in charge of the articles will dispose of them very sum marily. The Dancer Attending Arsenic. It is ueoassary to raise a warning cry against a most mischievous statement which has recently been circulated and has alreadj done harm, to the effect that “arsenic in small doses is good for the complexion.” It is not difficult to in aginn the risks women will inoar to reserve or improve their “good looks.' ~o more ingenious device for recom mending a drug can be hit upon than that which the authors of this baneful prescription of “arsenic for the com plexion’ have adopted. Suffice it to recall the foot that for many years past chemists and sanitarians have been laboring to discover means of eliminat ing the arsenical salts from tbe coloring matter of wall papers, and certain dyes once largely used for certain articles of clothing. It is most unfortunate that this hopelessly antagonistic recom mendation of arsenic to improve the complexion should have found its way into pnut. Those who employ the drug as advised—and there are many either using it or are contemplating the rash act—will do so at their peril. Bo far as they are able, however, it will be the duty of medical men to warn the public against this pernicious practice, which is only too likely to be carried on secretly, it ia not without reason that we speak thus pointedly, and urge prac titioners to be on the qui vive iu muon- aiotu or obscure oases. —The British Museum lately acquired thirty-nine Babylonam objects of silver. S' The Siughaiese. The greater number of children play ing in the street were boys. Girls, are early accustomed to remain inside the huts and employ themselves in house hold work, Besides this, they develop very young, being often married at ten or twelve years old, and old women at twenty or thirty. Grandmothers of twenty-five or thirty are very frequent. A further significant fact is tbe perma nent disproportion of male and female births among the Singhalese, The av erage is ten boys to eight nine-tenths girls. The fact is connected, to some extent at least, with the curious insti tution polyandry. In spite of the ef forts made by the English Government to suppress this custom, it maintains its ground, especially in the more remote districts of the island. It is not nn usual to find two or three brothers with ene wife in common, and ladies may be found ithe happy possessors of ten or twelve husbands. These complicated family arrangements form the theme of many extraordinary stories; but it is very difficult to distinguish fact from fable on the subject. Tbe Singhalese have a passion for musio and dancing, and practice both arts according to a standard of taste very different from our own. Their principle instruments are the drum and the tomtom, vigorously belabored with wooden drumsticks; besides these, they have reed pipes, ami a very primitive stringed ir strument of one string. My evening culm was often broken in upon by the din of these ear-splitting instru- meuts, aud if I followed the sound toils source was I sure to find, in front of a fire under a palm tree, a group of ten or a dozen naked, brown fellows, gaily painted with white yellow or red stripes aud indulging m the most extraordinary antics. A circle of spectators stood round and followed the grotesque per formance with devout attention. New York BalU and Dinner*. It was once laid down by a high priestess in the aits of sooiety that no good-natured woman could give a really good ball in any great city, and there is a considerable amount of truth in this. A gcod-natured woman cannot turn a deaf oar to the claims of old friends. Consequently, sue asks persons who contribute nothing to the beauty of her rooms or to the social attractiveness of the entertainment. Again, she is at the mercy of those—their name is legion—who ask for invitations for friends and are ever ou the lookout to make capital for themselves in the future at other people’s expense, whereas it is psrfecly useless to attempt to impose on Mrs. Highly T.gkty in this faamoo. Im portune her and she will be “positively rude.” “As If,” she will say, “1 am go- mg to have those dreadful Bunglers. Why these girls must be S5 if a day, and, heav ens, what dre^es they had on at the Tub- bingtou’s on Friday I” The fact is that to have a pretty ball or an agreeable salon, or dinner party, the weeding process is a horrid necessity, and society in New York needs that it should be applied far more unsparingly than hitherto. Mo one dn give agreeable dinners, who, as a rule, ks his guests on the clearing-off prin ciple, or because they arc old friends. To give interesting paites people must be asked for their social merits and advan tages, and all other claims must be subor dinated to these. Lady Holland's extra ordinary success as a dinner giver was largely due to the circumstance tbat she was not “in society," in the ordinary ac ceptance of the term, and had no dinners to pay back to bores with whom she had dined; indeed, the Holland House society whs almost exclusively composed ot men. As a rule, it is a great mistake to have a mixed dinner party of young and old guests. Each bores tbe other. It is dreadful to think in reference to dinner given here what a tremendously costly and elaborate machinery is set in motion to produce, iu point of pleasure and satis faction, such small results; and this is due to vulgar ostentation and stupidity in not discriminating as to who will like to meet who. Th® nerr Z\oj. NEWS IN BRIEF He was a brand-new office boy, young, pretty-faced, with golden ringlets and blue eyes. Just such a boy as one would im agine would be taken out of his little trundle-bed iu tbe middle of tbe night and transported beyond the stars. The first day he glanced over the library in the edi torial room, became acquainted with everybody, knew all the printers, and went home in the evenitfg as happy and cheery as a sunbeam. The next day he appeared, leaned out of the back window, expector ated on a held headed printer's pate, 'tied the cat up by the tail in the hallway, had four flgbts with another boy, borre^ed $2 from an occupant of the building, saying his mother was dead, collected his two days’ pay from the cashier, hit tbo janitor with a broomstick, pawned a coat belong- w . . ing to a member of the editorial staff,«| wrenched the knob* off the doors, upset the ice-cooler, pied three galleys of type; and mashed his fingers in the small press. On the third day, a note was received say ing ; “Mi Mother do not want 1 to work in such a dull place. She says I Would make a Good preacher, ro Do L mi finger is Better ; gone fishin’. Yours TUI Deth do Yank us.” Strang® Glorlea. A writer from VirgimaCity, Nevada says, one afternoon recently the heavens became obscured by a peculiar vapor, which seemed neither fog nor smoke nor yet clouds. Though the sun could be plainly seen, it preseuted precisely the same appearance as when viewed through smoked glass. To the southward this va por appeared of au orange hue, while to the west it was blue. Borne of our people looking in that direction, called out: “Old Mount Davidson has got the bluet I” and really everything in that direction had the blues. About tour o’clock the whole mass of vapor moved east aud settled down over the valley ah >ve the Carson river. There It presented a white appearance, hiding aU the valley land and low hills, but allowing the peaks of the Uomo range of mountains to be seen. While this was going on there was visible on the eastern horizon a broad hand of deep blue with above a corres ponding band of a deep rose red. —The first copper cent was coined in New Haven in 1687. —The first printing pres* in the Uni ted States was worked in 1620. —Glass windows were first introduced into England in the eighth century. —The first attempt to manufacture pins was made soon aftjr the war of 1815. —The first comnlete searing machine was patented by Elias Howe, Jr., in 1846. —An exhibition of tbe works of the late Hablot K. Browue (“Phiz’) is to be held at Liverpool. —Mr. Blaine intends to sail southward in the yacht Blaine, with her Boston owner, m the spring. Professdr Virchow, of Berlin, owns nearly 6,000 human skulls of all ages and nationalities. —The Marquis of Lome has beeh re elected commodore of the Royal Nova Beotia Yacht Squadron, —The consumption of thread of the best grades in the United States is 21,- 000,OuO spools per annum. —A bottle of 50 gallons capacity, the largest ever blown ia this country, was lately made at Millville, N. J. —The police of Berlin will no longer permit pnblic performances of tamers of lions and other wild animals. —John Cabot received the magnificent sum of £10 from Henry V1L by way of reward for discovering America. —The strength of 120 pounds is re- vuired to tear asnnder an iron wire one- twenty-fifth of an inch in diameter. —England paid about $17,000,000 for convincing Arabi Bey that he ought not to rebel against bis owu government. —The total cost of the new Capitol in Albany up to January 1, 1888, is sta ted by the Capitol Commissions at $14,- 193,663. —The Prince of Wales has at Sand ringham 100 short-horn oows and 29 short-horn bolls, which are kept in two distinct herds. —The debt of the United States prior to the war was about $90,000,000. Tue debt of tbe Australian oolonies is al ready fivefold that. —The famous chestnut tree on Mt. JSiuH measures 210 feet at its base. Its age is at least 800 years. Italy has many renowned trees of this species. —The next exhibition of works by Prussian and foreign artists will take place in May and June, at the Polytech nic School at Charlotteburg, near Ber lin. —A mau ovdr GO years of age is re ported, by a British paper, to have mads 156 miles in 24 hours on a tricycle. A younger rival did 186 miles in the same time. —The whole number of letters mailed iu this country daring the year 1880 was 1,058,252,876, or an average of 21 to each man, woman and child in the country. —Sarah Bernhardt-Damida has closely trimmed off the big frizzes of hair that used to overshadow her brow, to the great improvement, it Is said, of her appearance. —A cargo of pig iron, sunk in Long Island Sound, off Saybrook, twenty- seven years ago, now being recovered by divers, comes out from under the sand in good condition, —The hazing for which five Sopho mores of Bowdoin College have been suspended consisted in cutting off vio lently one-half of the slow-appearing mustache of a reluctant Freshman. —From the deposit discovered in 1872 on the Appomattox River at Ber muda, Va., there are now taken 1,000 tons annually or about a third of the fine oohiee used in the United States. —Artificial eggs are now manufact ured in Germany. A woman who bought a dozen of a peddler found them filled with water, tne yolk having been ex tracted and the hole covered ?rith paste. —The schools of Portland, Me., re cently held a “Longfellow honr,” on which occasion interesting exercises were held in all the schools, and a hand some sum was realized for the memorial fund. —Hannibal Hamlin has given to Col by Univeisity a copy of the Cristopher Columbus oil poruait in the Naval Museum at Madrid, supposed to be the only authentic likeness of the great dis coverer. —The Hon. Alexander H. H. Stuart has been requested by the Historical Society of Virginia to prepare a history of the events of 1869 “which led to the restoration of the State to her place in the Union.” —Albert Victor, son of the Prinoe of be educated at Christ Church, Oxford. Like his unde, Prinoe Leopold, he will wear cap and gown only on occasions where they are re quired by law. —Custer County, Montana, is the largest county in the United States. Its area is 86,000 square miles. It is larger than the States of Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Delaware and Rhode Island, all oombined. —Tbe real estate subject to city tax in Philadelphia is $562,687,555; furni ture, $5,698,280; hones, $2,304,965; cattle, $139,250; pleasure oarriagee, $653,205. The increase over 1882 la $17,708,026. —The Japanese Department of Agri culture is planting oyster beds near Yokohama, The Japanese oysters are considered among the finest in the world, and hopes are entertained of exporting them largely in a preserved state, —Workmen are already engaged on the removal of the central tower of Peterborough Cathedral, and as very recently several new cracks of an alarm ing character have been discovered, the work has been nudeneken none too soon. Tuouaands of people are reported to have visited the cathedral from ail parts of Europe since the news of the “proposed demolition’* eras made pub- ho. Mm rri ’ -.>•!%. &M *, - * • ’ 'Oi* ini