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agriculture.
Cubing Mbats.—Hams, shoulders and
breakfast bacon can be sugar-cured in a
tight or open vessel. The open vessel Is
best. Pack lie meats closely in the vcscsi
ana after preparing the pickle, pour it
over the meats, and if the vessel be open,
put a weight on the meat to hold it under
the pickle. If the vessel Is tight, turn it
half over every third day for twenty
days. The vessel must be kept full of
pickle.
The ruckle is made as follows: For each
300 pounds of meat placed in a tierce or
hogshend, put in 24 pounds of salt, three
Quarts of good syrup, 12 ounces of saltpe
tre, and fill the barrel with water It cur
ing in an open vessel, take the meats out
of the vessel and repack as often as you
would turn the vessel if tight. This is
done to change the position of the pieces,
that the pickle may reach every part. It
is best to let the meats remain in the pick,
le until taken out to smoke. The tem
perature should bo kept below fifty de
grees whilte the pickle remains on the
meats.
Pickled pork (mess or clear potk) is
made by sprinkling rock salt at the bot
tom of the barrel, aud packing the pieces
closely, placing them on edge, sprinkling
salt between the layers, using 3U pounds
of salt to 190 pounds of meat. A brine of
full strength should then be made and the
barrel filled. !5ee that the barrel is kept
full of pickle, or if the vessel is an open
one, that the pickle covers the meats, If
the pickle should begin to ferment at any
time more rock salt should be added-When
meats cured in this manner arc to be
smoked, put them in a vessel of cold wa
ter to soak for six or ten hours to remove
the surplus salt; then wash in rain water,
rubbing well with scrub-biusb or cloth,
then hang for 24 hours before suppiping
smoke. Swjet pickled meat should net
be soaked in water before smoking, but
should Le washed in rain water the same
as in dry salt-cured meats. The meat
should be bung.for. smoking,as high above
the fire as possible. The meat should be
smoked from ten days to two weeks.
Sugar-cured meats should be scrubbed or
placed in a daik room before the fly ap
pears in the early spring.
A Kentucky method of curing hama
and bacon is furnished by a gentleman
from that State, who knows it to be good
and absolutely proof against skippers.
Leave the meat in a strong brine for seven
or eight weeks, then wash it in luke warm
water, aid dry. When dry, roll it in a
mixture ol equal parts of pepper and salt
petre, rubbing it thoroughly with the
hand. Hang m the smoke house under a
slow fire, only partially smoking it In the
spring, before the flies come, paint the
meat with New Orleans molasses, then
smoke thoroughly.
Another method: The following meth
od of curing hams is recommended: Rub
the flesh side of the hams with fine r .sit,
using no more than will adhere to it. Let
them remain 4b hours, then put them into
_a cask, sink down, and cover with a pick
le made by dissolving 15 pounas of salt
and two and one half ounces cruds East
India saltpetre in 10 gallons of water, and
adding three quarts of molosses. Keep
them weighted down. They will cure
ready tor smoking in 40 to 50 days.
Still another: A well recommended
pickle for curing hams is made of one and
one halt pounas of salt, one half pound of
sugar, one-half ounce of potash. Boil to
gether till the scum has risen to the top,and
then skim. After cooling, pour it over the
meat and leave the latter in the solution
. four or five weeks.
DOMESTIC.
Tax tempering of the cream is one of the
most important operations in butter-mak
ing. This is especially true in cold weath
er. The different parts of cream are affec
ted differently by beat. A can of cream
may be placed m a kettle of bot water and
be heated till the thermometer indicates
62 to 65 cegrtes without having heated
the butter globules in the cream at all
This will not ordinarily be the case, it is
true, but it is liable to be,and it is approx
imately so in all cases where the heating is
rapid. r Jream should be kept warm for
several heurs before churning, that it may
become warmed through. Or, if it is ne
cestary to temper it hastily, it should be
raised considerably above the churning
ten pt ralure and suffered to fall back,
which it will do in a short time.
Economy m feeding should be one of
the first principles. When one kind of
grain is high and auother low the lower-
priced grain should be substituted, so far
as possible. Tbeie was never a more fa
vorable opportunilg for doing this than at
pretent. Corn is worth 85 cents a bushel
while potatoes are vortb 20 and 25 cents
At the same lime it ia a thoroughly demon
strated fact that one bushel of potatoes
will make as many pounds of pork as one
bushel ot corn—the potatoes to be boiled.
1 his being the case the saving would be
50 per cent., alter allowing Scents per
buibel for boiling the potatoes, while the
advantages cl cooked food in a sanitary
point are very great. If more cooked food
and less -bard, dry corn were fed there
would be much leas of the so-called chole
ra among hogs, .
Many a person depiures the inability to
own a little gteenheuse, even one which
requires but a small amount of heat, so
that the many edds and ends around the
place might be safely preserved through
winter, instead of having them die of
frost. At very slight expense this may be
accomplished as follows: Dig out s pit 5
or 6 feet deep, with sloping sides; place
around ibis on the outside surface an or
dinary hot-bed frame covered with glass
sash; bank up around the frame with long
stable manure, and cover all with old car
pet or shutters ol some kind to assist In
keeping out the cold, and you will have a
cheap and effective greenhouse of bumMe
sort. It is ically surprising what tender
plants can be safely intrusted in such a
place.
Soiling Chops.*—it takes five acres of
pasture to keep one cow through the Sum
mer. But one acre of rye or corn fodder,
or oats and peas sown together, or millet,
will keep a cow as long as fl v e acres ot
pasture will. TLeretore it is a great econ
omy to grow soiling crops and feed those
instead of pasturing and nave only a small
pasture in which the cattle may run for
exercise and be fed with green fodder car
ried to them. I be pasture crop will be
well manured for a crop in its turn.
Ji you went to have no trouble with
heaves in your horses be sure that they
are fed no dusty or dirty hay, which is
the prolific source of tnis annoyance, Or
dinary clean bay can always be ted witn
safety if pronerly cut up, moistened and
mixed with ground grain, but to teed the
nasty or dirty sorts is very injurious.;
Clover, owing to its liability to crumble,
often gets dirty, even alter storage and
should never be fed withouo being pre
viously moistened.
Tax growing animal, Intended for beef,
requires a little exercise daily to promote
muscle and strength ot constitution, when
npe, only to much as to be able to walk
to market.
Chesting daily is equal to seven per
c cnt. of the increase.
HUMOROUS.
What the trained Southern cook
knows has been acquired not only here
ditarily through a long line of predeces
sors, but by experience in utilizing the
ample materials that nature has so abun*
d'lntly lavished around her. Whether
it is the game the young master lias
brought home from forest or stream, or
the concoction of quaint dishes, for
which she draws on the “wegitable
gyarden” and smokehouse, she is always
readv to give one a meal, the doxology
of which is a lament that it could not
last longer. Her corn dodgers, break
fast waffles, sweet potato pones, hoe
cakes and hot rolls are marvels of cul
inary art; while “hoppin’ John,” shrimp
pie, rice and possum, boned turkey,
barbacued pig, and thousands of other
articles, become under her deft manipu
lation luxuries that once tasted nobody
wot^ld turn a back upon, until obliged
to do sc by mere inability to eat more.
Tour old-time Southern cook is also
economical. Nothing is wasted. The
materials she uses are generally of a
simple and inexpensive kind (unless, of
course, special occasion calls for “ex
tras”), and her methods of combining
are such as to produce the most pleas
ing results. Here is her fashion of
boiling rice;
If possible, get the whole rice, be
cause it makes a much more attractive
dish than the cracked rice. Wash thor
oughly in three waters (cold); put it in
al porcelain-lined vessel (one having a
lid); cover with cold water about two
inches above the rice; boil until the
grains swell and begin to soften, then
take it off the fire; wash again to remove
all glutinous substance; then add salt
to taste; return the nee to the vessel
and set it on the back of the stove for
about half an hour, in order that it may
gradually steam; keep covered. Always
remove it from the cooking-vessel to
the serving-dish with a silver foiji; each
grain will then stand alone and be
snow white.
To Employ Faib Fingeks.—A hand
some and durable cover is made of a
large square of drab Aida canvas, with
a plush square in the centre. The edge
of the plush is scalloped and bound
with silk or ;,' : n or is buttonholed, as
one’s taste may decree. The border is
of the cloth and is to be embroidered m
many colors. The predominating color
should harmonize with the plush used
at the centre. The pattern should be
chosen with reference to tho effect pro
duced by looking at it from a distance,
say from across the room. If economy
is not considered a narrow band of plush
above this border and below it makes it
particularly handsome. The edge
should be finished with a .tassel-like
fringe. The crazy patchwork which is
attracting so much attention, and which,
like the little girl, is, when good, very
good, and when bad, horrid, is used a
great deal in the constrnctibn of table
covers. A scarf made in this way is
much admired. Its centre is of dark
olive felt; across the ends bauds of'plush
are put on diagonally, and then the cor
ners above and below this are tilled in
with the crazy patchwork; the pieces
ore all small, and of elegant silk, satins
and velvets, joined with innumerable
fancy stitches in various colored silks;
the ends are completed by a fringe of
tassels tied in with gilt crescents. An
other and more simply elegant square
spread is of felt, with the corners alone
embroidered, in crewels. A square felt
cover was recently exhibited in a fancy
store, with a border 15 inches deep, of
the crazy patchwork. This was also
finished with fringe.
English Wax t* Scallop Lobstkbs
—One large lobster, a tablespoonful of
anchovy sauce, three tablespoonfuls of
cream, yolks of two eggs, some bread
crumbs, a little cayenne, nntmeg and a
lump of butter. Cut a large well boiled
lobster in halves with a sharp knife,
pound the spawn, pith and coral in a
mortar with a lump of butter, then rub
it through & colander into a porcelained
sauce pan, add the white sanoe or cream,
the anchovy and the seasoning, boil five
minutes, stirring sonstantly. Cut the
meat of the lobster intosmall pieces,
and stir it into the saucewith the yolks
of the eggs; make itthorooghly hot,
fill the shells of thebedy and tail,
strew over them some bread crumbs
and brown in the oven.
Mint Sauce.—Take fresh young mint,
strip leaves from stems, wash, drain on
a sieve or dry them on a cloth, chop
very fine, put in a sauce-tureen, and to
three heaped tablespoonfnls of mint add
two of pounded sugar; let it remain a
few minutes well mixed together, and
pour over it gradually six tablespoonfuls
of good vinegar. Is is better to make
the sauce an hour or two before dinner,
so that the vinegar may be impregnated
with mint. The addition of three or
four tablespooufuls of the liquor from
the boiling lamb or the roast is an im
provement. By request.
bsoiCH cakes are economical so far
as eggs are concerned, and. if made
with care, will melt m the mouths of
children. To one pound of flour allow
half a pound of butter and a quarter of
a pound of tugar; let the batter stand
in a basin near the fire to soften, but
not melt; when soft, mb it and the flour
together; then knead in the sugar.
Roll out in a sheet half an inch thipk;
cut out cakes about two inches square;
bake until they are a light brown. Put
them away in a stone jar, and they will
in a day or two gather moisture enough
to be soft.
Hebe is an excellent rale for making
rice pudding without eggs. Wash a
coffee-cup!ul of rice in two or three wa
ters, then let it soak all night in one
qnart of new milk. In the morning add
a little salt, a large spoonful ot butter,
a little ground cinnamon, and grated
nntmeg. Put in the pudding dish, and
set in the oven, allowing ample time,
say two hoars, for it to cook. Stir it
frequently, but without removing from
the oven. When it begins to bubble
add a quarter of a pound of stoned rai
sins, Serve with powdered sugar sprin
kled over it when L is put in saucers.
Fob butterscotch, take one pound of
sugar, three-quarters of a pint of water,
and set over a slow fire; when done add
one and one-half tablespoonfuls of but
ter and lemon juice to flavor.
To make lemon cake, one cup of su
gar, four eggs, three tablespooufuls of
sweet milk, three Ublespoonfuls of bak
ing powder and one enp of flour.
Thoroughly wetting the hair once or
twice a week with a weak solution of
salt water will keep it from falling out
Fob burns, bind on moistened bak
ing soda. It will give prompt and per
manent relief.
Bub sprains, braises, and lameness
with the paste made from salt and the
white of an egg.
Home from the fair: “Did you have
anything on exhibition at the fair this
year ?” asked the farmer’s city friend,
“Yes, somewhat,” he slowly answered.
“Did you get any premiums^” “N-n-o,
not yet,” faintly replied the granger.
“Why, what’s the trouble?” sympa-
thisugly said the young man. • ‘Wa’al,
I’ll tefl you, sir. You see, I had some
fine oats at the fair and the jockeys took
’em for horse feed; the old woman had
a fancy bed-quilt there, but the rascals
used it for a horse-blanket; Sal had
some canned fruit there and the judges
ate it up for dessert one day, I kicked
up a row and the managers said they
would give me a diploma; so that’s
what I’m waiting for.”
Important Proclamation.
The Hon. Peter Bowe Is Sheriff of the
City and County of New York. Recently
in conversation with one of our reporters,
Mr. Bowe proclaimed the following fact:
“1 consider St. Jacobs Oil an excellent
remedy, and one that ought certainly to
find its way into every household. Mrs.
Bowe always has a bottle of it there, and
makes a family remedy of it.”—New
York Evening Telegram.
Deeply touched: A gentleman on a
walking tour through Staffordshire
passed the other day the village of
Sandom, the seat of the Errl of Harsow-
by. Being footsore, he was glad to be
picked up by a local gardener who was
driving along the road. The gentleman,
anxious to make himself agreeable to
his driver, chatted with him about re
cent events, and at length said: “Well,
they’ve caught old Arabi at last and got
him safe in prison.” The old man
dropped his reins, and, with tears in
his eyes, said: “Do you mean to tell me
that they’ve taken Lord Harrowby to
prison at his time of life?—him snoh a
good landlord, too! No, I won’t believe
it!” .
%*“Do uot grasp at the shadow and
lose the substance.' 1 Kidney-Wort is able
to convert you from a shadow of your
former seif into the substance of estab
lished health. Said a sufferer from kid
ney trouble when asked to try Kidney-
Wort for a remedy. “I’ll try it, but it
will be my last dose.” It cured him and
now he recommends it to all It you have
disordered kidneys don’t fail to try it.
foS“Nothing so simple and perfect for
coloring as the Diamond Dyes, For
carpet rags, better and cheaper than any
other dye-stuffs.
Undeb a lucky star: Some time ago,
when John McCullough, the actor, was
in Little Rook, he occupied a room at a
hotel immediately over one oooupiod by
Colonel Tapson anti family. During
McCullough’s engagement the Colonel’s
wife presented to the world a ten-pound
boy, and a facetious guest at the hotel,
meeting the Colonel in the hallway,
said: “Ah, allow me to congratulate
you, Colonel. Your boy, is, indeed,
fortunate.” “Why?” asked the Colon
el, “Because,” said the facetious guest,
pointing to McCullough’s room, and
then down to the room below, ‘ ‘he was
bora under a lucky star.”
Monbob, Mich,, Sept. 25, 1875.
Bibs—1 have taken Hop Bitters for in
flammation of kidneys and bladder. It has
done for me what four doctors failed to
do. The effect of flop Bitters seemed
like magic to me. W. L. CARTER.
Accuracy: A maehematioal professor
had been invited by a city friend to visit
him at iiis residence in a certain square
and had promised to do so. Meeting
him some time afterward, the friend
inquired of the professor why he did
not come to see him. “I did come,”
said the mathematician, “but there was
some mistake. You told me that you
lived in* a square and I found myself in
a parallelogram, so I went away again.”
Coiuampaou Cured.
An old physician, retired from practice,
having had placed m his hands by an
East India missionary the formula of a
simple vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections, also a positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Complaints, after having tested
its wonderful curative powers in thousands
of cases, has felt it his duty to make it
known to bis suffering fellows. Actuated
by this motive and a desire to relieve hu
man suffering, I will send free of charge,
to ail who desire it, this receipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with full direc
tions for preparing and using. Bent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power's
Block, Rochester, N, Y.
A mattes of fact: Little Eva, five
years old, goes to visit her grandparents
in the country. The morning after her
arrival her grandmother asks her if she
has said her prayer. “Oh,” replies the
child, “I do that at night when I go to
bed.” “But you should thank God in
the morning tor the good sleep he has
given you.” “But, grandmother,” ob
jects the young philosopher, “I didn’t
sleep last night.”
A Care of Pnramonla.
Mr. D. H. Bunaby. of Owego, New York, Bay* that
his daughter was taken with a violent cold which ter
minated with pneumonia, and all the best physicians
gave the caae up and said she could not live but a few
hours at most She wia in this condition when a friend
recommended Or. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs
and advised her to try It She accepted It as a last
resort, and waa surprised to find that it produced a
marked change for the better, and by persevering ia
Its use a permanent cure was effected.
Bfotheia. Attention!
Charles Jones, ot EllMbeth. Spencer county, Ind.,
■ays- ”1 have dealt in medicine a number of years,
and will say tint Dr. Kdgtr’s Vegetable Worm Syrup
w the most valuable medicine I ever sold.
Plantation philosophy: Laziness is
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De man wid eddycation ain’t got nigh
so much excuse fer tellLi’ a lie as de
ignorant man, ’case de lamed man' hsb
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Vegetine
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A terrible affair: Two actors recent
ly shot at each other in San If'ranoisoo.
But both, so deeply was their stage
training incorporated into their muscles,
fired into the air and fell down just like
a play. Those who heard the noise and
rushed forward to raise the supposed
corpses were greeted with the involun
tary question from each: “Is the cur
tain down?” As a revolting crime the
affair was not precisely a success.
A cyclonic fact: You never know how
muoh water an umbrella is capable of
containing until you accidentally stand
it against the wall and on the pearl-col
ored carpet that coat $5 per yard.
Mother Swan's Worm Syrup.
Pn fallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for fe
verishness, restlessness, worms, constipation. Me.
Fluidity of bread: “Gimme five cents
to bny some bread,” said a tramp to a
well-dressed person passing by. “Yes,
here’s a dime for bread, and—drink my
health in it.”
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are never imitated or counterfeited. This Is
especially trne of a family medicine, and it Is
positive proof that the remedy imitated is of the
highest value. As soon as It had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Rop Bitters
was the purest, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many Imitations sprung np
and began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country had expressed the
merits of H. B., and in every way trying to In
duce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead,
expecting to make money on the credit and good
namp 0 f H. B. Many others started nostrums
put up la similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names in which the word “Hop,” or
“Hops” were used in a way to Induce people
to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters.
AH such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and especially those
with the word “Hop’or “Hops” In their name
•r in any way connected with them or their name,
are Imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them.
Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of green
Hops on the white label. Trust nothing elae.
Druggists and dealers are warned against pealing
In imitations or counterfeits.
%*“Magnificent promises sometimes
end in paltry performances.” A magnifi
cent exception to this is found in Kidney-
Wort which invariably performs even
more cures than it promisee. Here is a
single instance: “Mother has recovered, ”
wrote an Illinois girl to her Eastern rela
tives. “ She took bitters for a long time
but without any good. Bo when she
heard of the virtues of Kidney-Wort she
got a box and it has completely cured her
liver complaint. 1 ’
JST’Make your old things look like new
by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will
be happy. Any of the fashionable colors
for 10 cents,
Somewhat slow: A day or two ago a
passenger on a milk train that had been
detained some time on a siding ap
proached the conductor aud accosted
him. “Waiting for a blacksmith, con
ductor?” he asked, in a confidential
whisper. “No,” growled the functiona
ry; what do w© want of a blacksmith?”
“I don’t know,” replied the passenger,
with a sigh. “I thought perhaps this
cow had cast a shoe !”
Silvxe Cbbxk, N. Y., Feb. 6, 1880.
Gents—1 have been very low, and have
tried everything to no advantage. 1
heard your Hop Bitters recommended by
so many, 1 concluded to give them a trial
I did, and now am around, and constantly
improving, and am nearly as strong as
ever. W. H. WELLEK.
Unneoessaby information: Sir Fletch
er Norton, whose want of courtesy was
notorious, happened, while pleading be
fore Lord Mansfield on some qaesti«n
of manorial right, to say: “My lord, I
can illustrate the point in an instant in
my own person. I myself have two lit
tle manors.” “We all know it, Sir
Fletcher,” the Judge interposed, with
one of his blandest smiles
Pure cod liver oil. from selected Uvera,
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N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all others. Physicians declare it superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
■kin cured by using Juniper Soap, made
by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York.
A claw under the velvet: Miss Swar-
thington had been to the fair, where
she had her silhouette taken, “What
do you think of my picture ?” she asked,
handing it to Mrs. Planetung. “The
profile is good,” replied Mrs. F., “but
don’t you think it a little too dark ?”
Miss Swarthington smiled, but was
afterwards heard to mutter: “A little
too dark! The hateful old thing.!”
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er, is the best preparation ever invented
and excels all other hair dressings, as
thousands of genuine certificates now ia
our possession abundantly prove.
Under drill: Young and fashionable
wife (to very plain and old-fasbioned
husband)—“Now, my dear, before I
forget it, let me remind you that at our
dinner to-day I wish you to omit those
horrid tales of yours about how you
went barefoot when a boy, and do try
and have a little more style than an
Egyptian mummy.”
“Rough on Rats.’’
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, autg, bed
bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists.
What he simply said: “Did you say,
sir, that I looked like the monkey in
that cage over there?” asked Filkinson,
in angry tones. “No, Filky,” replied
Fogg; “1 simply said that the monkey
looked like you; and to tell you the
truth I don’t believe the brute more
than half liked it, either.”
Vkgxtinx is the great health restorer—
composed exclusively of barks, roots and
heibs. It is very pleasant to take; every
child likes it.
In training: Four-year-old Augustas
is found shaving the head of his cat
with his father’s razor and severely re
proved by his nurse. “But,” says the
little fellow, “men always have such a
hard time shaving; I want to practice
before my beard grows.”
Rheumatism quickly cured 1 Send stamp
for free prescription. R. K. Halphenatine,
Washington, D. C.
Classical : “What are the nine mus
es, pa?” asked a little boy, who was
reading mythological lore in the lower
class. “It is when the home ‘nine’ is
beaten in a game ot base ball, then the
nine muses over it.”
Ladies and children’s boots and shoes
eannot run over if Lyon’s Patent Heel
Stiffeners are used.
An industrious artist: Friend—“Mad
der, what is the matter with your nose?”
Madder—“The only chance for an artist
now is to paint quickly and cheap. I
work with both hands and blend with
my nose."
Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer is tne
marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All
fits stopped tree. Send to 981 Arch street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Fhire Cure nr Kpiiep-V or Kite in 94 lu.am. Free to
De. Keuse. 98M Arsenal st, St Louis, Mo
. poor.
A WEEK. $12 s day st homeeasUy made Oortly
outfit free. AddressTbueSUo.. Augusta. Me.
$72
TUin Photos of Beautiful Ladles.lOc. lllustrat-
I fff U ad catalogue, 3o. J.DIK 1 Z,Readlng,Pa.
YOUNG
Circulars free. VALENTINE BBOB.. Janesville, ftis.
This N.Y.SIngsr,$20
With SS set ot AttAchmenti Free
With »S set OI AllAenmem* rm
.Warranted perfect. Llitht ninnh.*
quiet, hendeome and durable. Sent
on teat trial-plan wiien deni red
SsAar IS»a 4 —
Reeds, U stops: Mechsnlcel
..octave coupler,S knee swell*
19s stool and tl Book, only 9ft
aiso sent an test trial plan Ifd-
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The Ohio man: When an Ohio man
is in debt, hard up, sick and utterly
discouraged he doesn't commit suicide.
He goes to the post office and gets a let
ter informing him that he has fallen
heir to $5,000.
• ’BLehu-raibas."
The quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $1. Druggists.
•This present weather: Boston girls
write it now “psyohlone.”
A German patent has just been taken
out for the manufacture of bottles, etc.,
from cast irou, containing 12 per cent, of
silicon, a compound which is said to resist
the action of the strongest acids, It is also
recommended for the won pistes of zinc
and galvonic batteries.
The skeleton of s Dinoeaurlu reptile,
thirty-five feet long, has been unearthed in
the Bad Lands of Dakoka. The creature
is supposed to have stood twenty-five feet
high. The weight of the skull is 694
pounds, and of the whole skeleton, 1900
pounds. The bones will be placed in the
Academy of Natural Sciences m PhfiadeU
THE GREAT DERMAL
REMEDY
FAR MIN.
Relic 2 «nd cares
RHEUMATISM,
Neuralgia,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
BACKACHE,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE
SORE THROAT,
OUINSY, SWELLINGS,
isPRAIHS. 9
Sorenett, Cuts, Bruises.
FROSTBITES,
BURNS, SCALDS,
And all other bodily achM
and pains.
Firr? CERTS A BOTTLE
Sold by all Druggists and
Dealers. Directions In 11
languages.
The Charles A. Vogeler Ce
(SuorMon to A. VOOEIXa A OO.)
BaltlBore* Kd.. U» 8.4
KIDNEY-WORT
clFOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF
CONSTIPATION.
im.
1
Elouro. Whatever the oanM, however obrtlaate
the caee, this remedy win overoome It.
1 — — this dietreeeisx oom-
w, ■ - —— plaint la very apt to be
£ complicated wlthsonettpetlon. Kidney-Wort
~Li—agtliens the weakened parte and quloUy
• an kinds of Pllee even when physicians
medicines have before IMled.
jylf yon have either of these tronblee
pilci $lTj G3E i &nig»i«ta sZiil I
HEALTH IS WEILTK,
Heal of Body is Wealth of Mill
* * #
DR. RADWAY’S
Sarsapariliiaa Resolvent.
THU ORBIT BLOOD PURIFUR.
Pore blood makes sound flesh, strong bone and
9 clear skin. If you would have your flesh firm,
your bones sound without carles, aud your com
plexion fair, use
Rad way’s Sarsaparillian
Resolvent.
A remedy composed of Ingredients of extraor
dinary medical properties, essential to purify,
heal, repair and invigorate the broken-down and
wasted body—quick. Pleasant, Safe and Pxbma-
mtNT In Its treatment and cure.
No matter by what name the complaint may be
sr byt
designated, whether it be scrofula, consumption,
syphilis, ulcers, sores, tumors, boils, erysipelas, or
■aft rheum, diseases of the lungs, kldneyi ‘
KIDNEY-WORT
A Skin of Beauty la a Joy Forever.
DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD’8
Oriental Cream, or Magical Beautifier.
Removes Tau
Ptm P les,
Freckles.
Moth-Patches
and every
blemish o n
beauty, and
deflea detec
tion. It has
stood the test
of thirty
years, and u
so harmless
we taste it to
be sure the
preparation
Is properly
made. Accept
no counter-
feitof similar
name. T h a
, dlstinauiahed
Dr. L. A. Sayre, said to a lady of the haut ton (a pa
tient:)—“As you ladlss will use them. I recommend
*Goursud’s Cream' as the least harmful of all the Skin
preparations.” One bottle will last alx months, using
Iteveryday. Also Poudre Subtile removes superflu
ous hair without inluryto the skin.
Mm. M. B. T. GOUBAUD, Hole Prop.,48 Bond st.N.Y.
For sale by all druggists and Fancy Goode Dealers
throughout the U. 8., Canadas and Europe. KF'JBe.
ware of base imitations. $1,000 Reward for arrest and
proof of any one selling the same.
dt rheum, diseases of the lungs, kidneys, blad
der, womb, akin, liver, stomach or bowels, either
chronic or constitutions!, the virus Is In the Blood
which supplies the waste and bullda and repairs
these organs and wasted tissues of the system.
If the blood is unhealthy, the process of repair
must be unsound.
The Sarsaparillian Resolvent
Not only is a compensating remedy, out secures
the harmonious action of each of the ori
establishes throughout the entire system
al harmony and supplies the blood ves
sels with a pure and healthy current of
new Ufa The Skin, after a few days’ use
of the Sarsaparillian, becomes dear and
beautiful Pimples, blotches, black spots and
akin eruptions are removed; sores and ulcers soon
cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive
diseases of the eyes, mouth, ears, legs, throat and
~'~md8, that hav' accumulated snd spread, either
im uncured diseases or mercury, or from the
use of corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cure
'gang. It
runctlon-
if the SarsapanUian la continued a sufficient time
to make its impression on the system.
One bottle contains more of the active princi-
C i of Medicines than any other Preparation.
en In teaspoonful doses, while others require
five or six times as much.
One Dollar a Dottle.
DR. H.W.LOBB f NEDICAL OFFICES.
NO. MB NOKTH FIFTEENTH STREET,
Philadelphia, Pa. is years’ experience. (Estab
lished for treatment with purely vegetable medi-
ctnaa.) Dr. LebbW long experience in the treat
ment of diseases enaMss him to guarantee n core
In all cases. Oouultatkm free and strictly eon-
BdanUaL call In person or by letter. OMee
ll to t and T m 10 evening.
INCOME
taking regular monthlj
proms irom investmentsoisiutullUUOor more dealing In
GRAIN. PROVISIONS & STOCKS
Each member get* the benefttof combined capital of Uk
Club. Reports sent weekly. Dividend® paid monthly
Club IS paid shareholders back their money in profit* is
* •—* »-*—* ki tnakU
M m
t means of mak i ng regular month!)
profits from Investments of $10 to Suuoor more dealing is
Hjnted everywhere. Address R. K Kendall & Co.,
Lem'n Mehta.. 177 A 179 La Salle SC. Chicago, lu.
•AUtxse —. ij w
EliSTIC TRUSS
Has a Fsd diSMiig frnm si 1 othoL
b cep •luge, with 8.lf-Adiwt!n*
Ball la c.cter, sdeptettullt* eU
pod done of the k*4y, while the
Bel I: b the rep preeees keek the
latsattasalwipsapsenawseM
with the rtesw. With 1%U
pram Ik* Hwsle la held tempi*
hyped nifht, set e ndlcrl core ocrtele. Itte ceey, dereha
ma eheapTSeethymeU, C-cnlen tree.
SfiSLESTOS TRUSS COw CUcsgO, UL
ntyne’s Automatic Engines.
•urefcle
Hr mm M jH
Msprae MrOS, net fitted with m i
fead terlUaatretM OaUtogw* T,
amse. gjT>M3aiSslg
rnr. best tbvhm kteb used.
THE IMPBOVFD ELAS
TIC TRUSh Is superoed-
ing all others. It posi-
tivkly cures Rupture,
without suffering. It is
an admiral >]e supporter
and a comfort to tho
wearer. Bent by mail to
all parts of the country.
The genuine to be had
_ only of the NEW YORK
ELASTIC TRUSS CO.. 744 Bboadwai, New York.
descriptive circulars free by mail.
Is unfailing and Infal-
liable In curing Epil
eptic Fits, Sf
Oonv
SAMARITam
4* CURES AND *1
ipasms,
_ jnvulalona, St. Vitua
Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating, Ner
vous debility .Scrofula
and all Nervous and
Blood diseases. To
Clergymen, Lawyers,
Literary men. Mer
chants. Bankers, La
dies and all whose se
dentary employment
causes Nervous Pros
tration, Irregularities
of the blood, stomach,
bowels or kindeys, or
who require a nerve
tonic, appetiser or
stimulant, Samaritan
Nervineis Invaluable.
Thousands proclaim it
the most wonderful I n-
vigorant that ever sustained tbeslnklng system. Foi
sale by all Druggists. THE PR. a A. RICHMOND
MEDICAL CO. Sole Proprietors, St. Joseph, Mo.
IMITATION STAINED GLASS.
Indescribably beautiful Easily applied te window
glass. l.nOflreterences, samples, etc., 25c, in stamps.
A4JKNTS'IIKBALD. Upp. Bx46 (luc.): fear
less in its denunciations of sundry humbugs. Indorsed
by 600,000 government officials ant citizens. Rabx
chji ncks to cot** monty. Subscription Hoc. New sub
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action of Herald. E. EUMIUM1TH, Phllada., Pa.
RHEUMATISM
Kidney, Liver, Stomach,
Bladder and Blood
Disorders.
Dr. Elmore's Rheumatine-Goutallne Is acknowledged
hr ail physicians acquainted with it to be the only
medicine in use. oa byes discovfbed, that really
enres rheumatic disordera, acute-inflaimuatory, sub
acute or chronic, muscular, tendonous or nervous. It
Is also the best remedy for Dyspepsia and Kinney.
Liver. Bladder and Blood diseases, having cured
many old chronic hopeless case*. Pnoe reduced to
$2.26 forK ouaos boftW Sent anywhere safely by
Express upon receipt of price. Circulars sent upon
application, referring to reliable persons cured.
KLMOBE, ADAH* 4k VO.. Proprietors.
IM Willtua St.. V. T.
Al l SB on tbta disease, b>
1 r. a addree*.
Ut Pearl SL. New York.
ofiflaweekin; rour own town. Terms and $6 outfit
jrae. Address H. HiLLSTT fcCO.. 1‘ortiand.Me
R.
R.
R.
The Cheapest and Beat Medicine for
Family Use In the World
In from one to twenty minnteg never fails to
relieve Pain with one thorough application:
no matter how violent or excrnciating the pain, ‘
the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippled,
Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease
may suffer, RADWAY’S READY RELIEF will
afford instant ease.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER,
INFLAMM VTION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS,
SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES,
BRUISES, LUMBAGO. SCIATICA,
NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS,
COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK
or LIMBS are Ins'antly relieved.
IN ITS VARIOUS FORMS.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUE cured for SO eta. There is
not a remedial agent In this world that will cure
by RA
READY RELIEF.
It will In a few moment), when taken Internally
according to the affections, cure Cramps, Spasms,
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyspep
sia, Palpitation of the Heart, Cold Chills, Hysterics,
Pains lathe Bowels, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic,
Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of RAD
WAY’S READY RELIEF with them. A few
drops In water will prevent sickness or pains from
dhange of water. It is better than French Brandy
•r Bitten as a stimulant.
Btaerw and Lumbermen should always
be provided with it.
RADWAY’S
Regulating Pills
Perfect, Purgative, Soothing. Aperi
ents, Act without Pain, Always
Reliable and Natural
in Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
gam, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and streng
then. 4
Radwat’s Pills for the cure of all disorders ot
the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder,
Female Complaints, Nervous Diseases, Loss of Ap
petite, Headache, Constipation, Costiveness, Indi
gestion, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflamma
tion of the Bowels, Piles, and au derangements of
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, contain
ing no mercury, minerals, or deletenons drugs.
tr Observe the following symptoms resulting
from Diseases of the Digestive Organs; Constipa
tion, Inward Piles, Fullness of Blood in the
Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn,
' of Food, Fullness or Weight intheSto-
Disgust of Food,
mach. Sour Eructations, Sinking
ir Suffering
or Fluttering at
the Heart. Choking or Suffering Sensations when
in a lying posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or
Webs before the Sight, Fever and dull Pain In the
Head. Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowness ol
the Skin and Byes, Pain in the Side, Chest,
Limbs, and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in
the Flesh.
A few doses of Radwa-ts Pills will free the
system from all the above-named disorders.
SOLD BY DBUGGIST8.
Price, as Cents Fer Bww.
.READ “FALSE AND TRUE.”
Send a letter stamp to RADWAY k CO.,
ch!
_ , No. *a
Warren, Cor. Church St, New York.
Wlnforraation worth thousands will be sent
to you.
Tw I be Pnblle.
Be sure an 1 a k for Radwat’s, ami see that tht
name “Radway” iaon what you buy.
lodis a fbxt. hknby o. snydbb.
I 4 O Those wishing to make money in
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* can get tall information and otrew-
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SIOO Louis G. Frey it Go.,
Commission Broken*,
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