The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, February 22, 1883, Image 4
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The Dftseoter? of the Mammoth.
Forelffn Trade In Breadetnfini.
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The banks of that great Northern Si
berian Biver, the Lena, are quite pecu
liar. Those on the western side are
generally low and marshy, while those
on the eastern are often from 60 to 100
feet in hight In the extreme north,
this high elevation is cut into numerous
pyramidal-shaped mounds, which are
formed of layers of earth and ice—some
times a clear stratum of the latter many
feet in thickness.
It was before snoh a mound that a
fisherman stopped, dumb with astonish
ment, one Spring morning, many years
ago. About 80 feet above him, half-way
np the face ot the mpnnd, appeared the
section of a great ice-layer, from which
the water was flowing in numberless
streams; while protruding from it, and
partly hanging over, was an animal of
such large proportions that the simple
fisher man could hardly believe his eyes.
Two gigantic horns or tusks were visible,
and a great woolly body was faintly out
line in the blue, ioy mass. In the Fall, he
related tire story to his comrades npthe
river, and the coming Spring, with a
party of his fellow fishermen, he again
visited the spot. A year had worked
wonders. The great mass had thawed
out sufficiently to show the nature, and
on closer inspection proved to be a well
preserved rpecimen of one of those gi
gantic exunot hairy elephants that
roamed over the northern parts of Eu
rope aud America in the earn jt ages of
the world. Ihe body wasstill toolirmly
frozen to peimit of removal. For four
successive years the fishermen visited
it, uutil finally, in Marcli, IttOi, five
rears alter Us original discovery, it
jroke away Irom its ioy bed aud came
thundering down upon the sands below.
The discovereis first detached the tusks
that were nine feet six inches in length,
and together weighed 300 pounds., The
hide, covered with wool aud half? was
more than 20 men could lift. Part of
this, with the tusks, were taken to Ja-
kutsk aud sold for 50 roubles, while tue
rest of the animal was left where it fell,
aud cut up at various times by the Ja-
koutes, w ho led their dogs with its flesh.
A strange feast, this truiy—meat that
had be^n irozen solid in fhe ice bout-e of
Nature perhaps 50,000 years, more or
less; but so well was it preserved that,
when the brain was alter ward compared
with a recently killed animal, no differ
ence in the tissues could be detected.
Two years alter the animal had fallen
from the chff, the news reached St,
Petersburg, and the Museum of Natural
History sent a scientist to secure the
speciineu aud purchase it for the Em
peror. He found the massive skeleton
entire, with the exception of one fore
leg. The tusks were repurchased at
Jakutsk, and the great frame was taken
to bt. Petersburg aud there mounted.
Brother'* Wile'* Side.
1.
He wandered into the Mayor’s office,
ano, walking slowly up to a desk, asked
timidly if his Honor was engaged,
“What is your business, asked the
clerk.
“Well, you tee, I’d iike to speak pri
vately to the Mayor. It’s a family af
fair.”
“Relative to his Honor’s?”
“Noo. It’s about my family. A per
sonal matter—you unuerstanu?”
“Well, he is engaged just at present.
You are sure X will not do as well?”
“You might. That is, now; but I
must see his Honor inter. I—I want to
get married,” said the visitor, blushing
to the roots of his hair, and intently
studying his boots.
“Veiy well. Bring around the uu-
fortirnate female,” said the clerk, “You
don't expect to get married without
having the bride on deck do you?”
“Oh, no,” said the visitor, “but I
want to settle a question that's bother
ing me, first, 1 thought the Mayor might
give me a little advice about it, aud
then if everything is all right a’il see
him later.”
“Well, suppose you make me your
advisor, ai u see the Mayor when you
have the gill along,” said tlie chrk.
‘ ‘But ttie Mayor is so good at giving
advice, ’ said the visitor, hesitating.
“Well, I guess you cau tell me what to
do. Ycu teu the gnl 1 want to marry is
a relative uf mine.”
“Vtry bad practice to marry rela
tives,’ said tbe clerk. “Apt to get left
with a Highly brood of kids.”
"Tnai s wnat I’ve been told,” said the
visitor. “But 1 think a heap of that
giu. She s just my style d»»wn to her
boots.”
“I don’t doubt it,” said the clerk.
“But 1 should strongly advise you to
break oil the engagement at once. I’ve
heaid terrible results toliowing inter
marriages in famines You may have a
lot ol children only fit to line out to the
dime mustum, or worse still, out and out
lunatics. ”
• lea, I’ve hi aid so,” said the visitor.
But it’s awlul hard to gne that gul up.
You see 1 only met her a month age,
and we have been engaged three weeks
at that.”
"Only met her a month ago’” asked
the clerk, “i thought you said she was
a relative.”
“So she is,” said the visih c, backiug
towards the door, “bhe’s my cousin on
my brother’s wile’s side,” hut ne dodged
the inkstand successfully aud escaped.
Fall Yoa TbrouKh.
The man with the patent Ore eecope,pat
ent applied lor, is to be cncoumered on
every corner, borne of them have a mol
ted rope, others a canvas tube, and others
yet a rope ladder worked by a crane or a
pulley end hleck. E^ch one is warrant* d
to save everybody tiom the tilth story in
time of fire with tbe unmet piomptness
and despatch, and without even a bruise
ou tbe 6biD,fend the coat is a mere nothing
On Brush street there is a carpenter shop
ou tbe first floor of &u old house. The
cardtnter occupies only the first floor, while
tbe garret is empty,
A tire escape man dropped around there
the other day ■ nd pointed out the dangers
of a holocaust in such graphic language
thrt the carpenter could aimo«t feel blis
ters rising up on the back of his bands.
He realized tbe need of a fire escape, and
he laid down his saw and paid a call on
the owner of the place and asked him to
have a hole cut through the floor aud roof
and a rope ladder put in.
“Let’s see,” mused tbe owner, “How
large is tbe room you occupy?’'
“About 14 feet square.”
“And you work '.here alone?”
•Yes.”
“How many windows?”
“Three ”
“And double doors? 4
“Yea.”
“Well, of course, I don’t want you to
born up iu there,” obeerveed the owner,
“bat I wish you would do me a favor. In
case of a lire 1 wish you would'open the 8
windows and the double doers and aee it
you can’t possibly sxueeze yourself out far
enough for some outsider to catch hold of
jour hair and pull you through.”
The report of the foreign trade in
breadatuffs for December tends to
strengthen the opinion that an import
ant change <s in provr-sa in tbe method
of marketing the wheat crop. We nsed
to export more of the natural grain,
bnt lately the exports of flour have
grown astonishingly and promise to
soon take first place. Thus, b.st month
the exports of wheat show a decrease
(170,000 bushel*) compared withMhe
same month of the previons year. Bnt
the exports of flour show the notable
increase, comparing the same periods,
of 627,520 barrels, or the equivalent of
nearly 8,000.000 bushels. The total
was 1,081,875 barrels, and tbo value
$8,378,163, being an increase of about
$4,000,000. For the fiscal year 1867-8
the exports were a little over 2,000,000
barrels. In eight years the trade dou
bled, and in five years more it doubled
again, being nearly 8,000,000 barrels
for the fiscal year 1880-81. For the
first five months of the current year
the average per month was over 700,-
000 barrels, For the year a total of
10,000,000 barrels is a safe estimate, or
over $60,000,000 in value. Much of
this increase is due to the excellence of
the p- oduot, which in turn is traceable
to the superiority of the grain. Very
| little of the Spring wheat of the North
west goes abroad. The Minneapolis
millers monopolize it, and, with power
as cheap as unfailing water, they grind
flour as high in quality as, compara
tively, low in price. The processes,
too, have improved. Electricity is
used to purify the meal, and the grain
is crushed between rollers instead of
ground between the old-fashioned
stones. So, while wheat sells for lees
than it brought two or three years ago,
our flour is worth nearly 50 cents more
per barrel on the average. The growth
of a direct trade between the iuterior
and foreign countries is another ele
ment in this list. Flour now goes
direct from Minneapolis to Liverpool
or London. The English dealers buy
from American millers. Thus, there is
a saving of two or three commissions.
And, though it is strange, it is true
that it costs very little more to send
such freight across the ocean and half
across the Continent than it does to
place it at the seaport Other items
of breadatuffs show little change. The.
total value was $17,086,041, again*.
$13,806,400, showiug that but for the
increase in flour there would havo been
an unfavorable comparison with 1882.
The Kainou* Tiee of Burtrilia,
A few steps brought us to the chief
temple. Before it stood, turrounded
by a railing, the tree concerning which
Abbe Hue tells us that its leaves bear
the natural impress oi Buddha’s like
ness and of the Tibethan alphabet. We
sought in vain for tuch phenomen i.
Neither image nor letters, but » frn K -
gtsn smile playing around the corner
of the mouth of Ihe elderly priest es
corting us. In answer to onr inquiries
he informed us that, a long time ago,
the tree really produced leaves with
Buddha’s image, but that at present
the miracle was of rare occurrence.
A few God favored men alone were
privileged to discover such leaves. The
last so favored was a pious Mandarin,
who visited the monastery seven or
eight years ago. Next day Count
Szecheuyi succeeded in finding a leaf
on which a rude likeness of Buddha
had been etched, probably with some
acid. The Hamas allow no one to
pluck leaves or blossoms from the tree,
aud the leaves that fall are carefully
collected aud sold to the pilgrims as a
specific against affections of the larynx.
The tree belongs to the Oleac®, and I
believe it to be Syring* L (white lilac),
which iu all probability reached Europe
originally from China,
\ BUns Slow.
“Conductor!” exclaimed an elderly
gentlemau, looking up from the Bible
he had been anxiously pouring over
for some minutes, “Conductor, I can’t
find anything about this train in the
Scriptures. Where is it? show it to
me!”
“What did yon expect to find about
it?” growled the conductor.
“Isn’t ’here something about it here
somewhere?” asked the old man, looking
up innocently. “Isn’t your time table
here eithei?" and ho fumbled over the
leaves, and appeared puzzled abont the
thing.
“Of course it isn’t,” responded the
conductor, “That Bible all happened
eighteen hundred years ago.”
“Aud we must have started juat be
fore it was out?’’ mused the old gentle
man, putting the book back in the lack.
“Perhaps there’s something about it in
the revised edition; got a revised edi
tion.
TUs Lareeat Cathedrals.
Some patient German has collected
statistics of the capacity of the world’s
largest houses of worship. First on his
list, of course, appears St. Peter’s at
Rome, which is capable of containing
54,000 people. Next comes Milan
cathedral, with 37,000; then St. Paul’s,
in Rome, with 82,000 ; Cologne, with
80,000; St. Panl’s, in London, and the
Church of St Petronius, iu Bologna,
with 25,000 each; tbe Sophia mosque,
in 0 ous tantiuople, with 23,000; St.John’s
Lateran, at Rome, with 23,000; St
Stephen’s, in Vienna, and the cathedral
in Pisa, 12,000 each ; St Dominic, in
Bologna, 11,400 ; the Franeukenklrche,
in Mamob, 11,000 and San Marco, in
Venice, 7,000. St Patrick’s Cathedral
in New York city is given a capacity of
18.000.
—A Bridgeport, Conn., man set
trap for oats and caught a pole oa&
AGRICULTURE,
Tttkkips as a Fabm Cb r.—Very few o’
the farmers of this country appreciate the
value of turnips as a farm crop. Some
chemists estimate them to contain ninety-
five per ten., of water, leaving only five
percent of flesh ferming material; and
out of thra small portion they deduct a por
tion as woody fibre, only good to help fill
up the stomach of an animal. 1 am not
prepared to dispute the correctness of this
analysis, but I do take issue with the con
clusions that turnips have no greater value
as food than may be indicated by the
chemists' figures. Turnips have possibly
a mechanical value, as they may .aid id
the digestion of more concentrated food,
such as corn meal, when fed with it. Per
haps the fault is to be found in the fact
that the 85 per cent, ot water is put down
as worthless. In tbe economy of nature
this very water may prove of more impor
tance than has been ascribed to it. I have
found that raw turnips will not only sus
tain life, but cause hogs to thrive wb-jn
fed nothing else. I do not mean when
fed a large quantity, but an amount,which
according to the chemists’ tables, would be
such a small per cent of the actual food
that starvation would be expected. Sheep
and cattle will fatten on them, with very
little hay. The credit cannot be put dgwn
to the bay, but must be earned o^er to the
turnips. If I understand the British sys
tem of Baking mutton, it is mainly, and
sometimes entirely, by the use of turnips.
The sheep are confined by hurdles on the
turnips, where they help themselves, until
the crop within the inciosure is exhausted,
when they are moved to a fresh lot. Know
ing the real value of turnips, and bow ea-
eiljr they ill ay uc COQVcft£u Into luCat, W ii}
should not the American farmer avail him
self of the opportunity, and not rely so "T
clustvely upon com? Every farmer should
have a turnip patch, the larger the better.
The crop can always be made supplemen
tary to another on the farm, and Is so
much clear gam.
Wz have made the projecting wood
work of his stall distasteful to a mostly
idle gnawing horse by painting it over
twice wttb coal tttr. A correspondent of
the Farmer’s Advocate says one thorough
saturation with kerosene “produced a
permanent cure,” and the same saved hie
baiter irom the destructive teeth of the
restless animal. This is less costly and
troublesome than the cover of sheet iron,
or use ot the muzzle, usually recommen
ded tor such cases.
sore
very
child-
Faemkks, for self improvement, need to
awake to their responsibility as men; they
need cultivation, interests, care, order aud
zeal for tbe welfare of their fellow beings.
Tbe intellectual tacuitice, the emotions,
affections, and desires, the will, that con
stitute immortality, must be honored as the
broadcast and highest of man as m^p. A
farmer must not be a machine.
The close housing of sheep is about in
order, and many shepherds, who are care
ful not to expose their flocks to tbe rains
ana snow are doing something which is
perhaps worse, by letting the manure ac
cumulate iu the houses. Cleanliness is
an essential element in the management of
any kind of live stock, but the filth and
the heat arising from manure are certainly
injurious to sheep, they being naturally a
cleanly class ot stock.
The Baldwin among apples, the Bartlett
and Duchess among pears and tbe Wilson
among strawberries have lor twenty years
or more held first place In the fruit lists of
the North for profit Their hardiness a* d
uniform productiveness give them ibis pre
eminence. 'I here are better tnnis in their
several classes than either of these, hut n
remains to be sesu whether they possess
the other qualifications for popularity.
The peachjbiow potato, in the limited
proportion ihat this hind is now planted,
nas been unusually successful this season.
The weather id New York Slate, particu
larly bad for nearly every other kind, has
bten suited to the peachblow. While
other potatoes dried up and died in "be
summer dtontb, the peachblow I eld on
and was ready to make a growth of tubers
alter fall rains came.
The average of analyses that we have
seen, does not show milk from Jersey
cows 10 be poorer in cheesy matter (cof-
eiue) than the average of other milk, it
is simply richer in cream. Only 8 pounds
of it are required to make & pound ot
cheese, when it requires teu pounds from
other cows—so much does the excess ot
cream count in tbe weight of cheese. This
lias been proved at the factories.
Vegetables, like grain, seem to pass
through a sweating process winn placed iu
a heap, which guides those storing them
in laige quantities to he careful of the tem
perature ot the cellars and storehouses iu
which they are kept. Thro need not
only a tempers! vre suitable, but also more
or less ventilation in the heap.
In manuring fruit tries the cherry shou'd
receive a lighter application than mo-t
other kinds. It is not bene fitted by much
stable manure, hut can be top drei-sed
with ashes or anything containing potash,
almost without stmt. All atone fruits,
especially those that are acid, need liberal
doses of potash.
Obakgk county, N. Y-, farmers say that
tbe cow nas Lieu more profitable with them
than tbe fast horse. A very few fast trot,
ters have brought much money into the
county, but has usually gone to second
hand buyers rather than growers of the
stock. The good dairy cow biought her
income into the pocket of the farmer.
The Richmond, X&,, Southern Planter
says; * There ra no mean, no proci uslean,
iltedard that can be dtolsivd off baud
applicable to a special soil btrictly speak
ing, each particular case demand a new
anal} sis. One field may pioduce a forage
five limes more nutritive than another.’’
A new white potato called Duke of Al
bany is becoming very popular in England
but the rule does not work both ways, as
Americans who have planted imported
seed have found to their cost,
Fowxs need gravel, oyster shells and
some green food. When in confinement
these substances should not be overlooked.
A head of cabbage, or an onion or two
will always be highly relished.
Bobghcm seed ot tbe amber cane varie
ty is cold readily at 68 cents per bushel,
and at this price U will pty all expenses ot
tbe crop, it weighs nearly or quite sixty
pounds per bushel.
Eon shells are caused by a deficiency of
lime. Oyster shells are composed of car
bonate of lime, and serve as “grit” in
grinding tbe food as well as lor material
tor forming the shell.
DOMESTIC.
Worth Knowing —Ooldsi and
throats are now prevailing to a
w'de extent, partieulary among oi
res, Diptheria is also quite oommon
in many places, aud physicians report
cocsklerah e general sickness. In the
face of these facts too much precaution
cannot be exercised at the beginning of
winter to avoid what may easily become
a dangerous and protracted illness. In
regard tc that fatal disease, diphtheria,
the Philadelphia Record contained the
following editorially. We can fully en
dorse this remedy, because we know of
its virtue: “A gentleman residing iu the
northern part of the city, whose two
little daughters were dying of diphther
ia, saw rn the Record of that day a com
munication commending the use of
sulphur iu cases of diphtheria. As a
last resort he made a trial of it, usrug
washed flowers of sulphur and applying
it directly to the membraneous growths
in throats of the children by means of a
common clay pipe. The effect was al
most magical. Within two hours there
was complete relief, and in two days the
children, who had been given up by
then' physician, had completely recover-
ed. While it is not reasonable to rely
entirely upon sulphur in the ills that
beset childhood, it is doubtful if there
has ever been a proper recognition of
ib value as a destroyer of morbid or
fungus membraneous growths iu oases
of a diphtheric type. Distilled or sub
limed sulphur, known as flowers of sul
phur, should be use*?, not the powdered
crude sulphur.”
EuBiiomEitv in gold and silver is not
very satisfactory, as it soon tarnishes;
still, it is often used in fashionable work
for table-borders, chair-strips and lam
brequins. To work well in such mater
ial the foundation, which should be ol
velvet, is stretched on a frame, and the
design is draw* upon it iu white chalk.
Little pieces of parchment are needed
to till up the raised portions, and axe
basted into the required positions. A
stiletto is needed to make small holes in
the material through which the gold
and silver thread can be passed, and a
large-eyed needle is neotssary for con
veying it, and the stitches are passed
over the padding which has been already
arranged in position. It is extremely
difficult to work in bullion; the least
moisture in the hands of the worker
tarnishes the gold, and the work must
be perfectly smooth and even or the
effect will be spoiled.
Fruit Fuddino for Winter.—Take
sour cream and saieratus enough to
sweeten it, add a pinch of salt, and mix
thick enough for biscuit. Roll out thin,
and ppread any kind of fruit that has
been canned, omitting the juice, or
preserves, or marmalade, or dned fruit
that has been soaked, aud stewed and
cooled before. Roll the crust up care
fully so that the fruit will not drop out,
close up the ends, and lay it on a white
towel teat has been wrung out of scald
ing-hot water and floured. Pin the
towel loose y around the pudding, leav
ing plenty of space for it to swell, then
put it in a kettle of boiling water, with
a plate at the bottom. Keep boiling
constantly until done.
Embroidery on Velvet.—Th# finest
embioiuery upon velvet is applique
work. The pattern is cut out in the
ni iterial, which has first been backed
with coarse linen aud stretched on a
frame. The designs or patterns thus
cat out are pasted upon a silk founda
tion, and are outline*’, by laying two
lines of gold thread or purse silk round
the edges, and securing them as in
couching, while such steins end tendrils
as may be included in them are worked
iu gold bullion, the centre of the flow
ers and buds being in French knot
made in silks or filoselle, wldle the
veins of the leaves and other portions ot
tue design are a long satin-stitch in fil
oselle er floss silks.
Rebel Corn Bread.—Take two cups
of hommy, boiled soft; while hot, hut
iu a large spoontul of butter. Beat four
eggs very light and stir into the hominy,
then add, gradually, one pint of milk.
Lastly add half a pint of com meal.
The batter should be aoout the consis
tenoy of a rich boiled custard. Bake
with a strong heat at the bottom of tue
oven aud hot too much at the top, in
order to accelerate rising, The pan
should be deep enough to give space lor
rising.
J* making com breid much depends
upon the kind of meal used. If it is
stale the bread will necessarily be mus
ty and unfit for use. The meal used at
tne South is always ireshiy ground,
irom “riint com,” which corn is planted
expressly lor the purpose of being
ground into hominy and meal. It is
very white and sweet, aud a great im
provement on the “Indian mefd,” which
most coo as use for corn-bread. *
Velvet Cream.—Two taolespoonfuls
of gelatine, dissolved in half a tumbler
of water; one pint of rich cream; four
tablespooululs of sugar, flavor with
sherry, vanilla extract or rose-water,
Put in moulds and set on the ice. This
is a delicious dessert, and can be made
in a lew minutes. It may be served
with or without cream.
Milk Bread.—This may be made in
this manner. The milk should be
scalded aud then cooled, as this keeps
the bread sweet. The more bread io
kneaded tbe better, but always until it
is smooth. U-e no more than a dust of
flour on the board, as much flour worked
in that has not been impregnated with
the yeast makes the bread dry and
tough.
Breakfast Waffles,—After break
fast stir into tbe hominy that is left one
teaspoonful of butter aud a little salt.
Uet it aside. The next morning thin it
with milk and add two eggs, beaten
well. Stir in floor enough to make the
right consistency, and bake in waffle-
irons.
A new frame for small mirrors and
pictures has the top and left aide about
ouo-half the width of the bottom and
right side. It is covered with plush,
aud a small owl plmieu uu m perch, or
naments the upper right-hand corner.
• Southern Biscuit.—Two cups of self
rising flour, one spoonful of lard; mix
with warm milk; knead into soft dough,
and roll; out with biscuit-cutter and
prick each with a straw. Cook in a hot
oven ten minutes.
Palmetto Flannel Cakes.—One pint
cf buttermilk; two well-beaten eggs,
flour enough to make a stiff batter—the
flour to be mixed, half wheat and half
corn flour. Put a spoonful of sea-foam
into the flour and cook on a griddle.
HUMOROUS.
Peddlers F. am Every Land.
Stop the cracks and bole* in the stables. Lustra painting is a new art, and can
whether made of boards or straw, and save be applied to every labrio form velvet
p«m to your animals and money for your- to linen and also to wood and the var-
aeif. 1 ions articles made of terra-ootta.
Thebe is quite a good joke bow going
the rounds down at Vallejo. A young
lady visitir" there Is quite sweet on a
certain young journalist. One morning
the pair started out for a long ramble
over in the Contra Costa hills. Being
gone all day they returned in the even
ing completely worn cut auu fatigued.
The young lady and gentlemen were
met by a party of their friends soon
after their return, aud were asked as to
what kind of a time they had. Now,
the young lady has a very unhandy hab
it of proving an/ assertion she may
make by appe ding to any trieud that
she happens to have with her at the
timv. bo, aa usual, away she went, and
answered the inquiry as follows: “Oh,
we had a fine time. But climbing over
recks and bushes has made me black
and blue all over, hasn’t it, George?”
(appealing to the youug man who had
goue out with her). George said em
phatically that he’d be iiaugrd if be
knew anythiug about it, and now that
young couple get no rest from the chaf
fing of their friends.
Mb. Isaacs aud Mr. Blumenthal kept
rival clothing stores on the Bowery,
within a few doors of each other, Mr.
Isaacs was always to be found with his
bead out of the door, soliciting custom
from the verdant passer-by. Mr Blum-
enthal objected to this shoddy manner
of doing business, having found that the
watchful Isaacs had captured several oi
his customers, and one day he went up
to Isaacs and said: “Look here, Mr.
Is^bcs, vy don’t you keep your ngly face
inside? You might petter get a jackass
to stand py te doOr. He vould pe a pig
improvement.” “Vy,” said Isaacs, “I
did try dot vonoe, und all de people as
dey pass py say to him: “Good day,
Mr Blumenthal; I see you’ve moved.”
A matter of selection: Charles Lever
tells of an Irishman who, while a wheel
of a stage coach was passing over him,
cried out, ‘ What’s tins for?” We know
of an Arkansaw man who was equally
self-possessed. While standing in a sa
loon, where a party of convivialists hau
gathered, a pistol belonging to one of
the party was accidentally discharged.
The Arkansaw man fell, shot through
the body. “Blamed If I understand
this!” he exclaimed. “Why the devil
that pistol should select me when cider
men are present is beyond my mental
research.”
Botanical: “Oh, Mr. Jones,” ex
claimed Miss Linnaeus, “I heard you
talking to pa about plants, and I do so
want to talk to you; for, you know, I
dote on botany. I like all kinds of
plants and flowers, as of course you do,
too, Mr. Jones; but what varieties of
plants are you particularly interested
in?” “The plants which I am most in
terested in,” replied Mr. Jones, with a
smile, “are railroad and factory plants.”
Miss Linnaeus looked mystified for a
moment, but soon brightened up, re-
maiking: “I guess we haven't got so far
as that yet You know we only took up
botany this term. What a lot there is
to learn I”
Some important statistics: At the last
meeting of the Lime-Kiln Club the com
mittee on fisheries reported the close of
the season and were discharged. The
chairman submitted the following sta
tistics: Number of person- who went
fishing on Sunday during the last fiscal
year, 896.451; number of fish caught by
said wicked sinners, 2511; number of
fish lies told iu the past year, 6,000,000-
000; greatest State in the Union for fish
lies, Georgia. The committee further
reported that it was their solemn belief,
founded upon the result of a series of
experiments, that there is twice as much
fun hooking harvest apples on a moon
light night as there is sitting on a wet
log on Sunday alternoon.
Acknowledged the soft impeachment:
“You musn’t touch the top of the baby s
head,” said a mother to her little four-
year-old, “she has a soft spot there that
is very tender.” Tne youngster gazed
at it curiously for a moment, and then
asked: “Do all babies have soft spots
ou their heads?” “Yes.” “Did papa
have a soft spot on the top of his head
when he was a baby?” “Yes,”-replied
the mother, with a sigh, “and he has
got it yet.' Aud the old man. who had
overheard the con versa* ion from au ad
joining room, sang out: “Yes, indeed
Be has, my dear bey, or he would be a
single man to-day.”
Scientific: Mr. J, J. H. Gregory
says that an acre of land may contain
six tons of worms. So it may; but if
Mr. Gregory ever tried to dig a box of
bait on ten minutes’ notice of an invita
tion to go fishing in a dry time he knows
it don’t.
A man in Oregon has invented a way
io easily remove sand out of a river. Be
removed 22,000 cubic yards at a cost of
$1,000, while by dredging the cost would
have been 10,000. The process is to load
a steamer by the stern, anchor her head
up stream, and then Jet her turn her pro
peller. This loosens the sand, which is
carried away by the current. A rteamer
in that wav deepened tbe channel of the
Columbia River eighteen feet, by a width
ot seventy-five leet in twenty minutes.
Shop Windowe.—A prominent German
paper recommends a remedy for an evil
which thopkeepers and housekeepers have
Img experienced—namely, the fading or
bleachitgof many kinds of colored arti
cles when exposed io the light through
windows Tre authority quoted savs that
this fading or bleaching is Irought about
only by the wbi e lays of the sun's light,
and, when it occurs, it s' ows that the glass
Is more or less peifeciiy colorless. It is
found, that if, instead of such colorless
glass, the window panes consist of gla-s
which is 8.ightly yeilow, the bleaching or
fading process is prevented. Where the
glass is culorUss and cannot be replaced by
slightly yellowish tinted glass, the desired
effect may.it is said, be producsd by simply
giving the panes a coat of copal varnish.
TYmfter.—Timber, imder certain couui-
tions, is perhaps as incombustible as any
building material that could be named. It
is only when wood is soft and cut up into
slices that it ea-Hy ignites; the harder
kinds obdurately resist the action of heat
or flame, and, when used in considerable
thickness, the only effect produced by fire
is the charring of the surface.
Alum and Pire.—h has been found
that water saturated with alum is remark
ably efferent in extinguishing fires. This
property is supposed to be due to the coat
ing it gives to tbe objects wet with it,
which prevents contact with the oxygen of
tbe air. and thuaretaros combustion. It is
reported that, as an experiment, French
firemen are to be quite extensively sup
plied with instrameuts for throwing such
•olutionsof alum.
Rustic visitors to New Yoik and cor
respondents of buoolio newspapers won
der, among oilier things, how so many
peddlers and street merchants make a
living in the metropolL. The peddlers
are scattered throngn the city, bnt they
have favorite localities, where travel is
heaviest. Ftrlton street is lined with
venders o! every imaginable device for
oatolling a few pennies. Sixth avenue
at times is enlivened by the presence of
scores of small tradesmen. Daring the
holiday- season Grand street was a fa-
forite rendezvous for these enterprising
dealers, bnt this year the authorities in
terfered, and there was a general exodus
from that thoroughfare.
“Where do yon people bny your
goods?” asked a reporter a few days ago
of au alfresco tradesman on Fulton
street.
“/ deals in several blaoes,” he said,
“/get my knifes in vnn blace und sus
penders in auoder, und so on.”
“Are there not men who make a busi
ness of supplying peddlers with stock?'’
“Yah. I knows vun in Orchard streed,
a leetle above Ganal.
After ascertaining the name of the
Orchard street man, the reporter called
upon him. He occupies an old-fashion
ed, two-story wooden house. Upon the
snelvos of the store was a varied assort-
m< nt of goods most of them iu paste
board boxes.
Yes, 1 supply peddlers,” replied a
courteous, pleasant-faced man, in reply
to the inquirer’s question.
“How long have you been in the busi
ness?'’
“This stand has been established for
fifteen yeais. 1 nave had it for about
five years.”
“What do jou sell to peddlers?”
“Oh,” replied the merchant, slowly,
leaning upon the well-worn counter and
looking around him. ‘'no end of things.'
My specialties are jewelry, combs, col
lar-buttons and tni igs of that class;
what are commonly known as fancy no
tions. Just before Christmas I have
ornaments for Cnristmas trees. I have
quite a stock of .them still on hand, for
tne city officials drove away a great
many of my customers from Grand
street. That used to be a fine neign-
boyhood for street peddlers.”
“Wnat are those things that look like
garters?” asked the reporter.
“They are sleeve-holders. I sell
mirrors, suspenders, shoulder-braces,
button-hooks, fancy soaps, blacking,
brushes, paper collars, aud at this time
of year, a few toys.”
Is your custom mostly in New York?”
“A fair proportion of it; but not all by
any means. Dozens of men wno travel
through the State buy from me. They
do a great aeal of advertising by recom
mending othef peddlers to come to
me.”
“How much stock do the country'
peddlers carry?”
“Some of them as much as $500
worth.”
“That is a great deal for a man to
carry on his back?”
“Well, you see, much of their stock is
jewelry, which Goes uot take up much
room.”
“Do the country men come here
every time they wish their stock replen
ished?”
“Oh, no, I send the goods wherever
the customers direct.”
“Do you sell for cash?”
“Mostly. Although I have' accounts
with a lew men.”
“What percentage do peddlers make
on their in vestments?”
“It varies irom lU to 25 per cent.”
“Some of the city peddlers have stands
of considerable extent. They must pos
sess a respectable capital?”
“It is common for a man to have
$1,000 or $2,000 in his trade. Bnt
pedaling is not what it used to be in
this country,”
“Why not?”
“Well, so many greenhorns have gone
into it. They are Polish, Russian aud
Hungarian Jews mostly. They have no
families to support, as a rule, and-live
so cheaply that they can save money on
a very small in vet tmeut. They can af
ford, to undersell other men who have
families depending on them, and cannot
live as they do.” ,
“Are there many Americans in the
business?'’
“Yes; a number. Now and then
you’ll find an Irishman or a German,
but most of the peddlers are Jews.”
“They are very poor when they come
to America, are they not?”
‘ 'Poor as the proverbial church mouse.
They strike their Inenus for money for
the first instalment of goods.”
“This money is regarded as a loan?”
“Not necessarily; sometimes it is a
charity.”
* Are the Poles and Hungarians sharp
at a bargain?”
‘ Sharp as razors, and close as a Blue
Point oyster. Why, one of those fel
lows will haggle for an hour to save ten
cents. Their competition drives the
other men out of the business. ”
‘ Yon must find it difficult to conduct
trade with people who speak no Eng
lish.”
“No, not very; I speak German and
Hebrew. These suffice for the needs of
my busmiss.”
“Where do these Israelites friends of
yours hve?”
“Around in this neighltorhood.”
“is it a fact that some ptople who
supply peddlers loan the men present
able clothes when the customers have
none of their own?”
“On, no; that is done only in the case
of men who are advertising a special ar
ticle.”
“Are peddlers honest, as a rule?”
“When thej* find it to be the best
policy, they are, just like other men.
Of CuUise tuere are rogues among them
just us in Ollier classes. You are going?
Well, if you should fail to make a for
tune wriung (or the papers, just call on
me, and I’d be happy to set you up as
a peduler—lor cash, of course.”
Th* Brakai
The hrakeman Is a man who Is employe
by a railroad company to stand upon tin
top of a freight car and work both hind,
at the engineer and to help stop the tnd Q
when it is necessary.
Next to being a barebacke rider
man, to he cxn sit on tha wheel
man, so he can sit on the wheel
and chew tobacco while the train is run.
ntng at full speed. The fact that a brake-
man is often seen pegging broadcast over
the land on a wooden leg or minus one
arm, often causes people to believe that he
is an old soldier or has served a term
base ball club.
There are two kinds of brakemen
passenger and freight The pi
brakeman is a gentleman of considerable
Insure, and by the nonchalant way i a
which he comes through a car and trampi
on the passenger’* feet is often mistakes
for the conductor.
He docs not have much else to do but
Siam doors, growl at the porter, aud when
the train arrives at a station yell ••p 0 ,
nooyah when he should say, “Ponth.
toula.”
The freight orakeman is an entireitojif-
ferent man. He is grim, silent and (Ifia'
fled. He seldom speaks except to cl
tbe green hands on tbe rear end
tram, whom he affection refers
“pudding.’’ Despite bis faults, ho 1
he works hard and very often arises
position of importauce, unless some __
he tries to ute Ids body as a ccupjnug pig
and fails. S
At night when a freight tram is
tracked at a meeting point and hl$ cm.
paoious are squatted on a pile of crosalla,
the brakeman is in iaa glory. He it*
dbcusses ad libitum the affairs of the roi* i
and criticises every one from the Presulew
down to the humblest official. He dga
uot hesitate to say If the president cut
run a road any better than be does ht
should go off some where aud drive i
After he has said this and other th]
concerning the asininity of official in a
ral, he (urns to one of his companions
says:
“Jimmie, did you ever know that
low, Bill McGinty, who has just been »p.
pointed suporiuteudant of the J. K, A 0.1’
“What M'Ginty f Of course I’Ve seen
him; und you bet he’s a fine old plum to
be superintendent.’'
“Weil, I should think he was, I wui
brakeman on the southern division of tbe
1. C. A N., when he got his llrat Job -t>!d
Matt Johnson was pulling us—aud Mc
Ginty was so green he didn’t know a draw 6
head from a switch frog. No matter tov
slow old Matt Johnson backed up, that
fallow couldn’t couple a car, and some
times for half au hour we wire backing
up, and going ahead, until you could heir
Matt Johnson curse for two miles off. Ill
he blamed if 1 don’t think he tried to kill
McGinty. He used to come back and jam
the draw-heaos under the cars, but when
he pulled ahead again McGinty would
step out without a scratch on him. A
road, 1 tell you, is mighty hard up whea
they take such a thing as McGinity.”
At the conclusion of such a speech
whole crowd ot brakemen will review fiil
history of McGinty, and finally, without»
dissenting voice, will arrive at the coa-
clusion that he is a "•me old plum. ” The
brakeman is to be admired for the remark
able manner in which he gets wind of
various and sundry plans which the mana
gement intend to place iu operation aqd
wish to keep quiet.
Tbe brakeman will set on the end of* i
cross-tie, swap opinions concerning the' 1
wisdom of the president in coucuctig*i
such a plan long before the la de-da cleA.S
in the general office obtain the mireif\
inkling of it. If an appointment is to b«
made be will tell you the name of the mss
and tne time the appointment is to go into
effect.
What a Deer See* and Hear*,
%
When a deer is much hunted his esn
become exceedingly acute. Mr. Van Dyks
has seen one spi ing from his bed and rud^
away at a race horse speed before he was
within 200 yards of the animal, although
he had touched not a single bush or
in approaching the game, and although he
was positive that a man could not at
twenty yards’ distance have beard the
soft tread of m ocean us on the liaht scow.
Deer, too, are able to measure with intBF-
tive correctness the distance and characrck
of sounds. They will otten lie all flay
within bearing of the normal sounds of tbe
woodman’s ax and the shouts of the teafa-
ster. As a rule, too, the crash of a squir
rel’s jump, the roir of thunder, tbe snap
ping of »rees with fro-L their creaking br
falling in the wind, does not alarm them
in the least. Yet the faintest pressing of
tbe leaves beneath tne hunter's moccasin
may ineum ly send them flying. A deer
can also see a long way. On one occasion
Mr. Van Dyke ssw one watching a brother
sportsman nearly a mile a mile away,
whose motions he could hardly himsell
make out. It is true that lor recogonizing
an object at rest tbe eye* of a deer are
abont aa dull as those of a dog. It un
alarmed he will not distinguish a w>*n
from a stump on open ground, if the man
is seated and periccily“ motionless. On
the other hand, to catch a motion, a deer’s
eyes are marvelously quick, acd the fact
that he Is gen-rally at rest while the hunjer
u moving gives him an immense advan
tage. Even the slow lilting of your head
over a ridge, or the slow dragging of your
limbs over toe trunks of trees, or the slow
advance of your creeping body along tbe
ground, is almost instantly detected, un
less the moiion happens to be made while
ihe deer have their heads down, feeding
or walking.
A M«jric»n Fyramlct,
Two Quart* 1 Oueix,
It is related that Buffalo man, who had
been in the coffee business tor several year
was led to believe that he was a sinner!
and to come out on tbe side of religions
Tne morning after he had taken this step
he reached his factory to find business sus
pended. and upon demanding an explana
tion, his sou replied:
“ W ell, father, I didn’t know what to do
I did not suppose after what you said last
night that you would mix any more beans
with the coffee.1 presumed it would make
a difference.”
“Ye% it will make just a little differ-
ence, ” calmly observed tne old man
“ We have heretofore been mixing one
barrel of beans to four of coffee, haven’t
we?’
“Yes.’
“Well, take out two of the beans—two
quarts abont, I gue>s.”
The pyramid which is the most memor
able relic to antiquaries on the American
continent lies a tew miles to the west of
Pueb i. Old Mexico, and has been visited
and described by every traveler of nets
who has Interested himself in the anti
quities ot the country. It rises sodden
and unasaociated from the midst of the
plain, built In pyramids 1 form, of adobes,
or large unburned bricks, and though mu
tilated and overgrowu with trees, the ma4
sive base and four stonrs of the moanment
are nearly eutire. Humboldt deeorib** it
*9 • imrbr of *» **#4 «**,>o«ufr4g
“ vtvs v wo save * m
as, next to the P> ramids of EgyptKv*
proaches nearest the mighty creations ol
nature. Its hu^ht is 172 feet, and tbe
sides of its bass 1,355, being 278 feel
lower than the great • Pyramid of Cheeps
and 627 longer. The brick material is i»-
t*repeiied with lavere of stone and plasteff,
and tne four stories connected with each
other by terra'•ea. These again are ascend
ed from bench to bench by regular and
oblique flights of steps, cut by the old
Spaniard*, as a way to a little chapel on
the platform, dedicated to the Vugin ol
Remedies. In straightening the road from
Mexico to Puebla, it became necessary to
traverse a portion of the base, when the
section laid open an interior chamber,
built of stone and roofed with beams oi
cj press, in It were found skeletons, idoll
of basalt and a number of vases curiously
varnished and pdnted.