The Fairfield news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1881-1900, February 15, 1883, Image 1
TRI-WEEKLY EDITION
WINNSBORO. S. 0.. FEBRUARY 15. 1883.
ESTABLISHED 1848
XH* TWO FLKETS.
The gun wag brlgbt and the aea waa bland.
And ike tide danced lu aa merrily,
W»?n a sailor pushed his boat from the Band;
And the waves kept time with hla homely glee,
For the Bailor hummed, “Two fleets there be:
And one galls over the sun-lit waves,
And one ilea under the sombre sea.”
The sea was bland and the sun was br'-ht,
And a favoring wind blew fresh and iree,
And the leag uing sail disappeared from sight;
But the old refrain still remained with me
Which the sailor sang—“Two fleets there be:
And one sails over the sun-lit waves,
And one lies under the sombre sea.”
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The tide danced out with the freight it bore;
Ah, the tide came back soon smilingly,
But the sailor’s boat never touched the shore;
And I sing to -yself, for I cannot flee
From the bannting strain, “Two fleets there be:
And one sails over the sun-Ut waves,
And one lies under the sombre sea.”
So one by one from the shining world
Th< fleet sails down to the dismal lee—
To the fleet where every sail Is furled;
And my heart keeps time to the mystic key,
While I drift and sing, “Two fleets there be:
And Ae sails over the sun-Ut waves,
And one lies under the sombre sea.”
So a little while and be who sings
Shall hum no more his songs to thee;
So they who watch hla sun-Ut wings
Shall hear, perchance, when they cannot see
The Ups which sing, “Two fleets there be:
And one saUs over the sun-Ut waves,
Aud one Ues under the sombre sea.”
SIBYL SAKTOHYi* f«KlL
One evening (1 think that it was the
first night of the revival of “Romeo
and Juliet” at the Lyceum) Jack Sar-
toiys and his wife occupied a box there,
which, after mnch difficulty, as he
averred, Col. Dunkirque, of the
‘‘Heavies,” hud been fortunate enough
to secure. As a general rule, CoL
Dunkirque waa not iu the habit of pre
senting first-night boxes to his friends
unless he had some object to gain. Peo
ple suggested that it was a ruse on his
part to win Jack’s good graces—especi
ally the smiles of Jack's wife ; but then
people might have lied—they frequent
ly do in such matters—and yet for once
they were right.
Dunkirque was a notorious Lovelace,
as handsome a man as you would see
anywhere—a man whose appearance
was hailed with inward tribulation aud
groaning by poor devils who had not
the pluck to kick him out of their houses
when his attentions grew too pronounce d.
It was rumored, too, that his doings
lately had been very shady—so shady
that his friends (he had many friends)
all predicted that he would speedily
have to bolt from the impending clutches
of those ministering fiends, Messrs.
Hhylock & Co.
SJibyi Sartery a was a very handsome
woman—dangerously hanu-ome. She
had masses of golden hair, which did
uut owe its sunny time to some vile
wash, arched red ups, sweet blue eyes,
a soft white neck, and a complexion of
dazzling fairness. In addition to these
charms she possessed a knack of pleas
ing people, when she chose to take the
trouble, and was also very popular in
her owu immediate circle. Jack bad
fallen in love with her in his usual im
pulsive, headlong manner ; but, for my
owu part, I always thought her a trifle
hard aud unsympathetic. There was
sometimes a look in her sweet eyes uot
entirely acquiescent when Jack had in
timated something of which she disap
proved. Having said what he wanted,
Jack generally let her have her own
way, and so the impending storm al
ways blew over—for a time. She de
manded absolute slavery fiom him, and
accepted his devotion as a matter of
course. Club friends, amusements, all
had to give way to this little autociat’s
imperious mandates ; aud poor Jack
was spoiled for us.
Yet he was very happy. In her sof
ter moments, prejudiced as 1 was,
could but admit the charm of her sweet,
low voice, and the winning ejpe which
could have lured a babe from us mother’s
arms. But 1 olten imagined that her
thoughtlessness would one day bring
her to grief. She had such a superb
contempt for the conventionalities. You
and I, gentle reader, know better. We
bow down aud worship Mrs. (irundy,
as if we liked Uer; but do we ? 1 think
uot.
Dunkirque did despise the conven
tionalities and decencies of life—nay
he outraged them persistently. Hi
had always some confidante to whom he
unbosomed himself of his troubles with
those freelanets, the money-lenders.
Dipped as he was, he contrived to get
through as much money as of old. ills
horses and dinners were the best iu
town—men eagerly sought to ride the
one and to eat the other. I think Siby
Sortorys alone knew how soou there
would be neither—how quickly the
bubble must burst and Dunkirque hide
his diminished head for the rest of his
days in some little tilth-rate continents
town. Aud yet sL<. fancied that she
loved him. Had he been prosperous,
happy, gay, she would not have done
so ; but a* he was going to the dogs it
seemed to her as if she bad uo alterna
tive but to accompany him.
Who is it says that women always
wreck themselves with their l/est im-
polseq ?
In person Dunkirque was tall and
well-built, but there was an indefinable
something iu his face which betrayet
that he had not long to live, All the
Dunkirques had died of consumption
before tneir fortieth year, and the colo
nel waa thirty-five. With this swori
hanging oyer him, it was impossible
not to teel sorry—at least the women
thought ao—for his misspent life. Men
were inclined to believe that he made
the most of tbe situation, and posed
for that effect. But then meu are such
unfeeling beings ; they have uoue of
the liner sympathies of their wives—
their mission is to pay bills and be
generally usefuL
That evening things seemed to be
approaching a climax—a deuced un
pleasant, one too, for poor Jack, When
Capulet said to the maskers.
“1 Save sesntise day
That I havs worn a visor, and could tell
A whispering ule In a lur lady’s ear,
Buck Aft would Please.^
Mrs. Hartorya eyes met Dunkii^ae’s,
drooped in a half-shamefaced but atill
tender way. It was not a look I should
ke to see on the face of my wife, when
talking with another man, though hav-
i ing provided Jack with his first pony
and piloted him across the country at
the early age of seven, I tun looked
upon &» an old fogy who is not entitled
to express any direct opinion. Perhaps
my ideas are rather old-fashioned—
wholesomely so.
Jack did not notice what was going
on, He loved his wife too dearly even
to dream of such infamy. It waa a
delightful expenence to him to listen
to the balcony scene, and to follow the
hapless fortunes of the star-crossed
lovers, although he could not help wish
ing that the Romeo would be a little
less intellectual and a trifle more im
pressive with the lovely Juliet. Frac-
tically his wite and Dunkirque'were
alone ; Jack told me all this long after
ward without attaching any importance
to it, and 1 linked the fragments to
gether.
Half an hour later I stepped in. Jack
whispered to me not to speak, and I was
greeted by Mrs. Sartorys with the usual
polite indifference a woman reserves for
her husband. In short, it was not ten
minutes before I had seen enough of
the situation, and concluded to step
outside for a lounge in the corridor.
The glamour of the scene had not touch-
ed my jaded senses. 1 could not help
seeing a grimy stage carpenter up in
the flies, and this naturally did away
with all illusion. What an awful bote
if the man had dropped his old wide
awake upon the passionate lovers.
The door opened (I was leaning
against the next box) ; out came Mrs.
Sartorys and Dunkirque, she shivering
—in that hot atmosphere—and a trifle
pale. Her eyes wore a frightened look;
and—yes, she did seem inclined to cry.
“We shall be just in time for the last
rain,” she nervously whispered, “I
told Jack that you would see me to my
carriage, and he—be—is going to his
club."
‘ So much the better,” replied Dun-
kirque, hurriedly. “We shall not be
missed until v e are across the channel!”
I hate scenes; but it was necessary
to do something. A little fellow whom
had dandled on my knee, and loved
like a son, must uot be duped in this
shameful way.
Dunkirque hurried pest me ; but 1
reached the staircase before Mrs. Sar
torys reappearance, hooded and cloaked.
God knows I never acted so promptly
oefore in my life, and yet I have been
in one or two tight places. There was
But never mind. Let the “old man
garrulous” oontinne his story.
When Col. Dunkirque’s carriage was
called the coachman drove up with his
fur tippet nearly over his ears. The
night was cold, aud Mrs. Sartorys
trembled, half turned for a moment,
then stepped in. She had crossed the
tu Picon—and was lost I
I wonder if she thonght at that mo
ment of the little hands that were fol
ded before her night and morn, as the
ittle sleepy eyes were raised to hers,
and Jack's children lisped out their
usual prayer : God bless papa aud
mamma and make us all dood. Amen !”
do not believe that she could have
thought of them, or else sue never
would have been there.
“Viaduct Statior,” called out the
colonel, flinging the fellow one of fils
few remaining half crowns—it. was the
l ast desperate flight of the butterfly iu
the sunshine. Afterward he would have
time to repeat or to die in a gutter un
shriven. In the madness of the mo
ment he did not care which.
The horses dashed forward into the
darknet i, pulling well up to their col
lars, but—they did not go to Viaduct
Station !
Half an hour later, when they drew
up, the colonel jumped out to assist
Mrs. Sartorys to alight. She was
trembling still, and half inclined to re
turn. Already the dark shadows of
the weary years to come were length
ened out before her. And the man
whose loye she waa about to betray 1
Well, it was now too late to recede.
God knows she was sorry—most wo
men are—when they are found out.
‘Sold 1” hissed the colonel, in his
rage kicking a poor crossing-sweeper
who had rushed up to open the qar-
ringe door.
“I waa only a-openin’ the door,
whined the old mendicant.
“D—n you I” fo amed the colonel
you ale always opening doors when
you’re not wanted. What the devil’s
ihe> meaning of this ? Bat it is not too
late.
Not so fast, Dunkirque,” I said,
swinging down from the box, the fui
tippet still upon my shou’ders. “Wait
a moment. Mrs. Sartorys”—for the
benefit of the servants—“I have won
my wager. The colonel betted I would
never drive him anywhere with-out his
knowing it. Let me take you into the
house.”
Mrs. Sartorys took my arm, and I
led her up the steps.
She did not apeak, but smiled strange
ly and touched my hand.
Then I turned to Dunkirque.
“You are an infernal scoundrel I” I
said, taking him on one side, “if yon
choose to make a scene I’ll knock you
down, old as I am. No; I shall not
give you aatisfaetiou. Before you are
off, let me warn you to beware of Soot-
land Yard. That bill of Lavingstou’s
has been placed in their hands, and the
fo-gery traced to you.”
This time ne really went to Viaduct
Station, caught the hut train, and was
seen no more.
Then I returned to the house.
“You have acted like—a—hero,” sob
bed Mrs. Sartorys. “I can never re
pay you.”
There stood Jack smiling in the door
way. She diet not see kirn. Ho must
never know.
“It was only a trifling service, and
asked the irreverent Jack, when Mrs.
Sartorys bad be^n safely disposed of in
her room.
“Jarvis—drunk—again—os usual” I
murmured laconically (tbe lie cost me
£500, and a free passage to the colonies
for the irreproachable Jarvis and his
family ; but it was not a dear price to
pay for the happiness of one’s dearest
friend ). I’ve di> charge the brute for
you”
“AH right,” said easy-going Jack,
*TT1 get another.”
And poor Jarvis was discharged.
I do not think that Mrs. Sartorys
slept much that night. Jack told me
that she cried a good deal."“She seems
to think that she had a narrow escape,
old fellow,” Jack said unsuspiciously.
“Yes.” I answered, “very.”
But he never knew how narrow.
Contusion Cautrd by Ladies’ Names.
Why it was done we cannot say.
quite a numb** or the streets of Austin
have been named after females. Such
names as Emma, Laura, Isabella stare
at you in large letters from almost every
comer. The Austin people, or some of
them at least, have become tolerably
fami iar with Maria, Jane, Susan and
the rest, but strangers are liable to be
come bewildered by this singular nom
enclature,
A gentleman irom Dallas, who had
only a few hours to spend in our ‘city,
wished to take a look at the new Oapitol,
and not knowing where it was he made
inquiry of the first man he met.
“Can you tell me how I can find the
new temporary Capitol?”
“That’s easy enough. Are you Tamil-
iar with Emma street?”
“I am not. I have uo acquaintance
with any lady of that name. There is a
family by that name in Dallas, but lam
not acquainted with them. Does
Emma Street live near the new Capi
tol?’'
The A os lineman stared at the stranger
for a moment, and then, pointing down
Magnolia avenue, he said:
“You see where Maria comes into the
ayenue?’
The Dallas man looked m the direc
tion pointed out, and perceiving a fat
old negro woman with a big basket on
her arm nodded his head in assent.
“Well, you must take Maria until you
get to the corner of Elizabeth, aud un
til Peggy and Sarah come together, and
then you will be all right.”
“Look here, my friend, if you think
I am that kind of a man because I oome
from Dallas you are most confoundedly
offi I want you to understand that I
am a gentleman.”
“1’ou dog-gasted idiot! ’ retorted the
the Austin man, “if I was as bad off for
brains as you are I would bore a hole in
my empty skull aud hire a nigger
to pour in ten cents’ worth of cheap
oleomargarine."
The Dallas man shook his first at the
native, and said;
“I’ve always heard that the State
Lunatic Asy.um was too small to accom
modate all the lunatics, but now I know
it,” aud he moved off toward Esmeralda,
while the other party leaned np against
the corner of Ann and Matilda and
glared after him as he disappeared in
:ihe direction of Martha.
Sondajr at Sea.
The men before the mast mini bet ed
forty-s’x, and were aj motley set, from
nearly every quarter bf the globe. As
their names were yet unknown, the
mates called them out rapidly in turn,
by some peculiarity they noticed iu them,
“Step out here, you fatty!” “You fel
low with the big jib* come here!” or
the like. Including Captain Hammond
and his wife, and three mates, the cook
and steward and their assistants, the
carpenter and his mate, and myself,
we numbered fifty-eight souls on board
destined to “share and share” alike
whatever fate might have been in
store for the good ship TArec Broth
er», while she sailed her solitary course
of eighteen thousand sales.
A sailing-ohip bound across the seas
win generally contrive to leavfport, as
we did, on a Sunday. Sunday is a poor
day in port, as no work? can be done in
loading the vessels; if the cargo is all
in on a Thursday, the ship will be de
tained a day on some, pretext or other,
in order to avoid sailing on the dreaded
Friday. The following Sunday is em
ployed in cleaning up the decks, and
the crew take an account of stock, as
they did on our first Sunday. All per
formed unusual ablutions, and most of
them dressed for the day and idled
about in the snn, sleeping, mending
their cloths, or chatting in the desultory
manner in which a score or two of peo
ple who had never known each other
before, gradually find their affinities, and
adjust themselves to the little world iu
which they are to UVe together for a
few mouths. The reckless, thriftless
character of asai:or is the natural result
of the life to which he is doomed. Going
to sea before he has the remotest idea
of what kind of a career life m the fore
castle must inevitably be, he learns to
live in the present, and that fact alone
tends to produce recklessness. Every
voyage separates him from those he
likes and introduces him to a new set of
beings, tossed in a half-hazard fashion
in his path, ardfrom whemin afew weeks
he is destined to seperate, and never to
see them again. Any storm is likely
to be his last; every times he goes aloft
he is likely to fall to his death. Deep
reflection on the character of his des
tiny or the prospects of bettering Ids
career can only in suggestions of suicide
or despair. He is therefore, always
like nn overgrown boy la l>i» a»in4, of
feriug strange alterations of simplicity
aud cunning: now tender as a woman,
now callous and cruel as a tiger—a med
ley of astounding contradictions of char
acter, moved more by the impulse of
the moment than by settled convictions
and easily by a mind or a will stronger
than his own.
Peculiarities Of Statesmen.
Making a PaSHenser “Git.”
one which I was only too happy to ren
der,” 1 said, bowing low. “You over
rate it. A drunken servent is always
dangerous’
“You have—saved—my—honor,” she
was beginiag.
“Hush 1” I said, “Jack must never
know.” Then aloud : “You are hyster
ical ; let me ring for your maid.”
Between- us we got her out of the
room.
“What is it all about, old fellow f”
A peculiarity of speech, of manner or
of looks, has often been the making of
public man. George Washington’s
magnificent figure did much for him.
Henry of Navarre’s white plume has
caused him to be remembered even more
than his valor. John Randolph’s squeak
ing voice first attracted attention to him,
Martin Yan Buren’s gold snuff-box was
the instrument of working him into in
fluence. General Jackson’s habit of
violent swearing gave him.all the repu
tation he ever had. General Harrhon
received the Presidency by living in a
log cabin. Thomas H. Benton made his
reputation by swearing at paper money.
James Buchanan’s good looks kept him
in public life half a century, and finally
made him President. Abraham Lin
coln’s rail splitting experience did much
to originally raise him to the Presidency.
Allen G. Thurman made a national re
putation by his use of a red bandana
handkerchief. Tom Ooh iltree has made
a wide lame by lying. In the presnt
Senate George H. Pendleton lives on his
deportment. Mr. Edmunds flourishes
on his power of satire. Bayard is dis
tinguished for his family connections,
Dan Vorhees lives on the reputation
made by his violent utterances daring
the war. Mr. Anthony is conspicuously
known as the only Senator who ever
matched Thomas H. Benton in the
number of re-elections. Hampton and
Butler are k iown for their peculiar ways
of carrying elections.
s; • Didn’t Like Self-Cooking Revolvers.
It was in the Carolina backwoods, a
country couple aud a country parson.
Though a Baptist, the minister wore an
old surphce. When he had finished tbe
ceremony, he said:
“An’ them’uns who God hath oin-
ed”-
“Stop thar, parson,'* said the groom;
“don’t say them’uns, say these’uns!"
“John,” said the parson, “I tech you
at school, and I say them’uns.”
“These’uns,” shouted the groom,
drawing his pistol.
The parson seeing the movement fired
through his surplice and the gri om
dropped dead— winging the parson as he
went down. There was a lively fusilade
of perhaps thirty shots. Y7han the
smoke cleared away half a dozen men
, were on the door. The bnde, peeping
{over the pulpit to which she hud fled
for rxfuga, gaz:d mournfully op the
scene and said:
“Them self-cockin’ pistols is a play
in’ the deaoe with my prospecksl”
Of course tbe story is an Impossible
one, and yet, said Mr. Smith: “That
is tne staple story of the south that ia
circulated and believed throughout the
north. While such ft thing could baldly
have happened in North Carolina any
more than in New York, the average
northern man smile* increduonsly when
you tell him that this performance is
impcobable at a Carolina wedding.”
A justice of the peaca in the luterior
of Michigan had a case before him some
days ago In which tbe defendant, who
had been arrested for suspicious char
acter, and pleaded guilty to vagrancy,
was sent to the Detroit House of Cor
rection for six months. A constable
took him in charge to deliver him there,
and aa the idea of securing board and
lodging for six months, he was not hand
cuffed. As the train was about ready
to go the constable moved across the
aisle to talk politics with a friend, and
pretty soon they were haviri g it hot
and heavy,
When the conductor came in for tick
ets he hold his baud out to the prisoner,
and the latter shook hts head and re
plied:
“Idon’t pay fare.”
“Aha I You don’t eh? Well, now, you
pay or git!”
“I won’t pay l”
“Then you’ll git!” When we slow up
at the crossing you jump off. If I find
you on the train after we pas* there I’ll
give you a bounce that you won’t for
get!”
Jn two minutes the train began to
slow ai^ the prisoner walked to the
door picaed a soft spot and dropped
off.
When the train bad made anothe
mile the eondnotoi hold oat h!s hand to
tbe constable and received two tickets.
“Who is the extra one for?” he asked.
“Forthat prisoner over there.”
“Why, that fel—!”
Then there was raving and gnashing
of teeth and hurrying up and down,
but it was no use.
“Sorry,” said the conductor, as he
passed along,” but when a passenger
says he won't pay fair on my train I
give him the drop. The only thing that
surprised me was to see how willingly
he obeyed orders.”
The Kmsllsk Bohemian Haven.
Among the places in London interesting
te such as have a penchant for the haunts
of geuius Is a sort of tap-room, located in
a cellar under a corner of tbe Tavistock
Hotel, and directly opposite the Convent
Garden Market Little known to the Am
erican tourist, aud more seldom visited by
him, there are few, we take it, among the
reading community of London to whom its
history is not more or less familiar.
Evan’s, it is styled, and it stands in the
very midst of numberless scenes well
known to most of us through the medium
of old as well as more recent Brltisn
authors.
For the past century and a half—if
what we are told be true—the choicest
spirits of the English literary and theatn-
cal world have been wont, at night, to
congregate in this refectory; then and
thur* in fihanHnn thomcolvoo to whatorcr
recreation appertains to such an assem
blage.
The original Evans, of course, went to
his last home long years ago, but succeed
ing tapsters have occupied his shoes in
such uninterrupted succession that each
has taken the thread of histoiy where his
predecessor dropped it, and so preserved
unbroxen the story of the place.
The present depository of its annals is a
rubicund old fellow, who possesses au ap
propnately colored nose, (jut who lacks
somewhat that complete totundity of per
son which one desires to see in the host of
a very ancient tap. Though dignified and
little prone to the garrulity which might
be expected from his occupation and sur
roundings, he still is quite ready to recite
his story, whenever he feels that he has an
auditor upon whom his breath will not be
wasted. To the worthy listener, then, he
will point out table after table, at which
have sat various celebrities who frequented
Evans’s “ before you was born, sir,” and
will narrate such incidents of their careers
as arc the special property of that institu
tion.
But" his great boast is of the pictures
that adorn tbe walls, among which are the
fortraits of Sheridan, Siddons, Kemble,
and fifty others who within the recollec
tion of Evans, have roused audiences, of
even stirred the nation.
Quaint and cracked as many of these
portraits are, they are much better than
the ordinary run of “likenesses,” and not
few of them are noticeable for genuine
artistic merit. In our memory to see Peg
Woffington now, just as the artist depicted
her; a lithe fair creature ; more girl than
woman; simplicity’s self, and yet about
whom there is that something or other,
we know not bow to call it, which Charles
Reade brings out so cleverly in his novel
bearing her name. Among the collection
is a picture of Edwin Forrest; and we
will never forget the pompous flourish
with which the host pointed to it as a
proof of England’s appreciation of genius,
no matter what its nationality. A portrait
in the gallsry of which he has the ward,
ors in Wesi minster Abbey.
But midnight has come. The theatres
are over ana the crowd is collecting. Bo
to be regular and to do as others do, let us
choose a table end order chops and potatoes
and beer.
By this time, no doubt, the room is filled
with notabilities, and it would be our
greatest pleasure to tell the reader just
how they look, and ail about them; hut
as we ourselves haven’t the slightest idea
as to who is who, we will presume each
individual to be a marvel in his own par
ticular way, and turn our attention to the
refection that we see ib coming.
And isn’t this a toothsome dish! Chops
as delicate as the daintiest palate could
wish for, and potatoes suck as are to be
gotten only where potatoes are a speciality.
How white the latter open, and how
beautifully they crumble as the waiter
presses them from their jackets.
Now, everything is ready. Bo, with
the best of appetites and an imagination
so strengthened by the siturtion as to be
able to summon whomsoever it will, we
proceed to sup amid a company selected
from a list extending back for ages.
Fancy occupying a table where, a hun
dred and fifty years ago, Colly Cibber
may have discussed chops and potatoes
with boon companions; or from which, in
their retpective periods, GarricR or Wil
son or dear old Thackeray were used to
contribute to the fun and hilarity of this
place. .
Does any one who has read “Penden
nis” forget the “Back Kitchen ?” What a
jolly den it was! How every rollicking
disposition gravitated to it naturally 1 Was
ever description more graphic than the
novelist has written of that resort f When
Thackeray penned it he unquestionably
bad in his mind some place that had fig
ured in his own experience; and we can
hardly visit Evans’s without fedirg that
Foker, or Shandon, or miserable old
drunken Costigan must be somewhere
about, or that little Bows may still be
found operating at the plana
Apropos pt the turn eur thought has
taken, how wild fancy runs when once
fiee rein is given it I Whilst we’ve been
sitting here it has peopled this old room
with beings whose talk emd laughter
ceased generations since, the walls mean
while reverberating the din and clamor of
Tboaghts For Wiiurr.
One of the first rules established for
washing, is to wash white clothes first,
aud colored oiothaajafterwards. During
this cold weather, when clothes freeze
almost immediately on being put out
doors, the whole day is scarcely suffici
ent to dry them. Colored clothes are
injured much more than white ones by
remaining damp over sight, so that it is
a good plan to have them ready to put
out first. If there is a laundry in tbe
house, the result is the same. Another
help in this disagreeable business, in
cold weather, is to place.the small artic
les, sueb as collars and cnifs, etc., upon
the alothes dryer which can be set out
of doors until the clothes are frozen, and
then brought in and dned. Thu- saves
many cold fingers and toes. Wearing
mittens when hanging clothrs upon the
Mu*, is another saving of fingers.
These are little things, but the little
things are sometimes productive of more
real benefit than the larger ones, whioh
n.ay net bo suited to our circumstances
or need. No housekeeper can long do
her own work without discovering some
way of saving either labor or money.
We are apt to think such matters of inte
rest only to ourselves, or that everybody
knows them, or that others are not obli
ged to practice such little economies.
We are constantly finding that people do
not know as much as we supposed, and
that the most of us are interested in
anything pertaining to a saving «f dol
lars and cents.
Jfow that the cold weather is here,
t^ere are other matters of interest to be
discussed. How to keep the little opes
amused when they must stay in the
house, how to pleasantly and profitably
employ the evenjhgs. which are longer
than in Mie city, where the evening meal
is seldom over before seven o’clock, how
to find time for improving reading, and
what to read, all these are subjects on
tntiA
whioh w. can all learn sometffug. We
hope that when the hurry of the holi
days is over, which is doubtless the rea
son why we have not heard from some
of our inends lately, we shall have the
benefit of some experience in these di
rections.
Standard Time.
Anniversaries nod Holtdajs.
For the year 1883 days aud dates of
important events, anniversaries and hol
idays will fall as follows: Epiphany,
Saturday, January 6; Septuagesima Sun
day, January 21; Shrove Sunday,
(Fastnaoht) February 4; Ash Wednes
day, February 7; First Sunday in Lent,
February 11; St Valentine's day Wed-
needay, February 14; Washington’s
Birthday, Thursday, February 22; St.
Patrick’s Day, Saturday, March 17;
‘Palm Sunday, March 18; Good Friday,
March 23; Easter Sandfly, March 25;
Low Sunday, April 1; Rogation Sunday,
April 29; Ascension Day, (Holy Thtus-
day,) May 8; Pentecost, (Whit Sunday,)
May 18; Trinity Sunday, May 20; Cor
pus Christa, Thursday, May 24; Decor
ation Day, Wednesday, May 80; Inde
pendence Day, Wednesday, July 4;
First Sunday iu Advent, December 2;
Christmas-. Tuesday, December 25.
living throng. And furthermore, not
only has it rehaflilitated the dead, It bas
brought hither the shadowy creatures of
imagination and invested them also with
substantiality.
Well, the chops and potatodF’bre gone,
the tankard is empty, and the crowd Is de
parting. Perforce, then, we must wend
our way.
Having lighted a cigar we sally forth,
and as we homeward stroll this thought
suggests itself, that as we have sat and
mused of men who now live only in the
story of their achievements, so*Wheu the
Present shall have retreated to iu position
in the Past the coming wight will occupy
the seat *e have just vacated, and therein
will meditate upon souls as yet unknown
but striving, and whose names the Future
will find upon the record of the great
NEWS IN BRIEF,
L is always of interest to kuow how
the world jogs by tbe clock and how the
clock swings by the sun. The primary
standard time-keeper of England is a
sidereal clock kept in the basement of
the Royal Observatory, Greenwich.
This clock is of the best construction,
and is, moreover, provided with the
m >st approved apparatus for compensa
tion and correction. Experience has
shown that the best results are obtained
when the connection between the driv
ing weight and the pendulum of a dock
is as slight as possible. This has been
the use of an escapement, the details of
whioh are very intricate. The secondary
regulator of the time of England is the
mean solar standard clock at the Royal
Observatry, which waa specially erected
in 1852 for service in tbe time signal sys
tem, of whioh it is now the most import
ant instrument. This clock has n sec
onds pendulum, which closes an electric
circuit as it swings to the right. An
electro-magnet in the circuit lifts a small
weight, which is discharged upon the
Tendolum as it swings to the left and
gives it an impulse; this being repeated
at each vibration is sufficient to keep it
m motion. The pendulum also closes
other galvanic oiremts—one as it swings
to the nght, another as it swings to the
eft—which send currents alternately
positive and negative through electro
magnets, alternately attracting and re-
pelnrjg bar-magnets fastened to an axis,
which thus receives a reciprocating
motion. An arm projecting from this
axis moves the seconds’ wheel one tooth
forward each second; proper geering
gives motion to tbe minute and hour
wheels. The mean solar standard, be
sides controlling other clocks, drives a
seconds relay, whioh controls a mean
time chronometer. Nearly all the mean
time clocks iu the Royal Observatory are
driven by the standard clock, they are,
in fact, simply dials whose hands are
moved in the same way aud by the same
isttery as the hands of the standard
itself.
list? Years la ths Service.
—In spite ot statistics showing that
there were 1,645 more failures In the
United States and Canada during 1882
than dating 1881, the country is not
less prosperous than it was a year ago.
Perhaps many of the wrecked firms
have been r^aoe wild and extravagant
by prosperity.
—This year may be set down ss ths
great cotton year in the United Btates.
The indications ore that the yield will
reach an aggregate of 6,700,000 bales.
At an early hour every morning in
the year, there may be seen at the rail
road depot at Fourteenth and Main
streets, Louisville, Kentucky, a little
old man, wearing the postal uniform,
busy with the mails. He is seventy-five
years old and his name is Dr. Charles
C. Green, a local agent for the United
Btates mails.
“How long have yon been in the mail
service?” a reporter asked Dr. Green.
“Bince 1824, when I began carrying
tne mails between Maysville and Lex
ington, by tiie way of Winchester, Mt.
Sterling, OwingsvUle, Sherburn’s Mills.
Hillsboro and Fiemingsburg. I carried
the mails on horseback, making one trip
weekly.
“But I may be said to have been in
the mail service before 1884,” continued
Dr. Green. “I was eight years old
when the battle of New Orleans eooured,
iu 1845. We had all heard that a battle
had been fought, but had no particulars.
Or a certain bright, clear moruiug,
when the snoa covered the ground as
far as the eye could reach, we awaited the
oi mmg of the mail carrier with his
pack-horse. Before he came in sight
the stillness of the air was broken by
cries of ‘Good news! good news!’ People
were awaiting all along tbe road for the
approach of the bearer of the news.
There had been printed at the office of
tbe old Lexington Gazette a number of
slip, of paper containing the details of
the battle and the mail oorrier was dis
tributing these broadcast 1 was com-
missioned by my father to carry a
number of these to the neighbors living
around. I hod never worn a pair of
shoes then, and I tramped about the
neighborhood that day ia the snow, my
trousers rolled up to the knees, with
never a thought of discomfort”
—During the mouth of December,
97,478 bake of cotton were shipped to
furope, from Norfolk, Virginia.
—The arrivals at New York from
foreign ports, during 1885, numbered
6476, including 1945 steamers.
—The total product of the Leadviiie
mines for 1882 is reported at $18,220,-
803, whioh is $5,050,327 more than in
1881.
—The cane crop of Mississippi is this
year largely in excess of any heretofore
produced, and is yielding a handsome
profit
—Thirty thousand dollars is the money
value of the oocoanuts shipped from
the island of Jamaica to the United
States.
—Ths United States Government
owns 43,000,000 acres of land in Cali -
terms, and half of it is snitakie for g<uvt
farms.
—There are 415 street railway com
panies in the United Btates and Canada,
which run an aggregate of 18.000 cars
per day.
—Two years ago there were but seven
cotton mills in the Dominion ; now
there are twenty-one, with an aggregate
capital of $6,600,000.
—The Great Dismal Swamp in Vir
ginia is passing awu/. Mnch of the
area has been reclaimed and converted
into good tillage land.
—Tomatoes to the amount of 1,600,-
000 cases are annually oauned in the
United States, or 63,000,000 pounds,
valued at $3,330,000.
—Pennsylvania ranks first among the
United States in the number of poet
offices, having 3,596, more than any
ether State in the Union.
—The population of Great Britain en
joys an income of $5,000,000,000, of
wjiich eighty-three per cent is expen
ded for the necessaries of life.
—The receipts of the Patent Office
during the year were$l,009,186, against
$853,665 during 1881. The net revenue
of the Office during the year was $325,-
000. '
—Competent judges estimate that th<
Franco-German war cost France two
provteoe^a million of lives, and $3,<
000,000.000. It added $2,000,000,000
to the debt
—The worship of Jaaus was intro
duced into Rome by Romulus. Numa
Pompilius named the first month of ths
year for him, aud dedicated a covered
passage near the forum to him.
—The three-cent silver piece has
been abolished from the United States
coinage, and they are now being re
deemed at the sub-treasuries. New
three-cent pieces will be made of niokle.
—Treasurer Gilfillan, who haB*par
ch as ed 5000 acres of land m Florida,
will have other persons associate with
him, aud during the coming year will
g-i ^-BTT--I n q|. ami - t i-taA-— -*
orange trees.
—The late David Greenshields, of
Montreal, bequeathed over $100,000 to
various charitable aud public institu
tions. The Montreal General Hospital
aud Queen's University, Kingston, re
ceived $40,000 each.
—Lyons was the centre of the intel
lectual life of Europe during the first
half of the sixteenth century. Gry-
phe, the great printer, had hi* office
there, and in 1550 sent out a Latin Bi
ble, remamable for its freedom from
errors.
—In the reign of Louis XVI. the
landholders of France were few and
their estates immense, a single person
often being lord of a hundred parishes.
The Duke of Nemouille and his daugh
ter, the Princess of Tarente, owned 300
parishes.
—Two hundred and forty-four e&rth-
quaRes, it is stated, are known to have
occured during 1881, of whioh eighty-
six were iu Winter, sixty-one in Au
tumn, fifty-six in Spring and forty-one
iu Summer.
—A Nevada mine has just produced
a bar of gold seventeen inches long,
seven inches wide snd eight inches thick,
weighing 450 pounds, with a cash value
of $115,000. it is said to be the largest
bar ever cast in the United States.
—Madagascar is rather larger than
France. A belt of almost virgin forest
runs around the island. The popula
tion is about four millions, and the soil
will easily support thirty millions. In
dia rubbar is a principal export. The
mineral wealth is enormous.
—The detailed project for the suV
unrine tunnel between Italy and SioO;
i has been finished, and will soon be ank
mitted for Government approbatioi
The length of the tunnel will be aboo'
8J miles. The expense is calculated
$14,250,000.
—The infant boy of the ruler of Bur-
mah has a cradle whioh cost $1,000,000;
is mode of gold and covered with
>recious stones. But he has the anuff-
es, colic and collywobbles just the same
as the baby that fills a crib that didn’t
cost $2.50.
—There are 118 public scientific ob
servatories in tho world. The most
ancient is that of Leyden, founded in
1632 ; then oome Copenhagen, founded
in 1637; Pans, in 1667, and Greenwich,
in 1675. Prussia, now the richest
country in the world- in astronomical
observatories, had none before 1805,
-The 21.000 English Puritans, who
came over to New England before the
meeting of the Long Parliament have
now increased to nearly 18,000,000.
Aooordiog to the most careful estimates,
at least one-fourth of the whole popu
lation of tbe United States at the pres
ent moment is descended from theoe
men.
—In the eastern part of Massachu
setts, and with head-quarters in Boston,
are seven nail mills, operating 300 ma
chines, and turning out an average of
10,000 kegs per week, mostly fox the
home trade, bnt furnishing shipments
for Cuba and South America.
—It is announced that a contract has
been closed between the Canada South
ern Railroad Company and the Phcanix
Bridge Company, for the building bf a
ne suspension bridge across the Niagara
River, a quarter of a mile south of the
old suepension bridge. The new bridge
is to be ready for traffic by September,
1883. * -