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The Model Hotel Clerk.
The mcdel hotel hotel clerk is a young
man who has originally created to fill
an emperor’s throne or adorn a duke*
dom, but when be crew up, there being
fewer thrones and dukedoms than there
were emperors and dukes, he was tem
porarily forced to take a position behind
a hotel register. His chief characteris
tics are dignity of bearing, radiant gor
geousness of apparel, haughtiness of
manner and jewelry. His principal
duties consist of hammering on the call
bell, in handing guests the wiong keys
to their rooms, and of keeping a supply
of toothpicks at the end of the desk.
When all bis time is not taken up in
the performance of these arduous duties,
he will condescend to explain to a guest
that he does not know whether the
north-boand train leaves at 3 P. M. or
not, and if the guest insists on enticing
it out of him, he was probably hand
him a last year’s official railroad time
table.
When a stranger comes in on a late
train, jams his valise down on the coun
ter, and approaches the register, the
hotel clerk, in a preoccupied and aus
tere manner, turns the register and
hands the stranger a pen —a pen that
has an impediment in its legs, catches
in the paper and splatters fragments of
the guest's name all over "yesterday’s
arrivals.’’ The clerk, after turning
aronnd the register and examining the
signature to see if it is genmne, expres
ses some donbt as to there being a va
cant room in the house. The stranger
says lie is bound to have a room. The
clerk retires behind the desk, and, after
consulting some pigeon- holes, concludes
that the gentleman may have No 1,192,
He writes some hieroglyphics on the
register, and then he talks for half an
honr witu the porter and the baggage
man al»ont the trunk of the gentleman
in No. 46 having got mixed with bag
gage belonging to the gentleman in No.
64 Whe he gets that mattei arranged
b sits down to polish and admire the
long nail that he is cultivating on Ins
little finger, anrl forgets the gentleman
that has rented No. 1 ,192, until he is
made aware of his existence by an im
patient tap on the counter. With the
air of a martyr, and a sign that expres
ses the fact that he considers the whole
traveling public his enemies, he says :
“Ah! would you like to go to yonr
room ?” There is about as much hospi
tality in his tone as there is in the voice
of a bull-dog when somebody treads on
his tail It is not intended to be hos
pitable. It is intended to impress on
the mind of the stranger the fact that
although he—the olerk—is passing poor
on $12.50 a week and board, yet he is
proua and is merely filling the ignoble
position he how occupies until he can
come into his dukedom, which includes
among its perquisites a yacht on the
coast and a shooting lodge in the high
lands of Scotland.
Tin n John showed the gentleman to
No. 1,192.
No matter how crowded a hotel is,
the hotel clerk always finds one room
left for the late arrival. When the lat
ter kicks aliont it. when be in leaving
next day, because it was on the filth
floor, ami was furnished with nothing
bat a bed, a bar of soap, and crack in
the ceiling, the clerk tells him that if
he had only been staying another day.
he could have had an excellent room, in
fact, the best room in the house, which
would be vacated after breakfast, by a
gentleman who was leaving on the noon
train. To oar certain knowledge, the
gentleman has been leaving that excel
lent—that “besT. room in the house”
every to-morrow for the last twenty
years.
The hotel clerk is said to be distinctly
related to the railroad ticket clerk, hut
this must be a mistake, having ita on-
gin in the fact that there are certain
traits and atrocities of character com-
mon to both. Tne hotel clerk has no
relations. Not one man in a thousand
can remember ever having seen a hotel
ch rk’s father or uncle.
Tue night clerk is not so gorgeous or
inclement as the day clerk. He wears
a smaller finger mg and a larger boot.
His duties are not so onerous as are
those of the day clerk. He sleeps in a
chair near the stove or reads novels all
night, and his most important duty is
to wake up and speed the porting guest
who goes off on the morning train.
The hotel clerk has much to try him,
and pet haps we would find many ex
cuses for what we consider his exaspera
ting peculiarities, if we stood on his
side of the re. is ter and had tbe experi
ence of how it feels to be a targetior the
grumbling, the fault fiudiug, and the
interrogations of the average traveler
who lives on corn bread and bacon at
home, hut howls loud aud long, because
he does not get mrtle soup and four
kinds of pi* three tunes a day when he
stops at a hotel.
Uleak Police Ueata.
yon see that farm boase 'way out there?”
He extended his a r m in a northwesterly
direction. "A little more to the left
Now you’re got ft, by the light In the
windew. Well, under a little grating
there that leads to a chicken Loose
lives the dhrndest dog in the whole
ward. It’s the end of my beat, and he
gets loose about twice a week. He’s
almost as big as a horse and grips like
a vice. I bet he’s barking now and
hungering after a leg or an arm.” And
sore enough there was a faint baying
noise in tbe distance.
In the outlaying police districts there,
is a general complaint of insufficiency
of men and consequent largeness of the
men’s beats. A proposition is afloat to
put some of the officers on horseback m
order that they may be able to cover
more ground in a shorter space of time.
Some of the lieutenants object to this
and only ask that a sum equivalent to
the cost of the horses and their k*ep
for twelve months be given to them
every year to spend on extra men.
The Twenty-fourth district, which
includes the whole Twenty-fifth ward,
and whose station-house is at Belgrade
and Clearfield streets, Kensington, has
forty-six men on active duty. Twenty-
three of those are on by day and the
rest at night. Eight are posted at the
Bnb-statkn at Nioetown and fonr at
Bridesbnrg. Two have charge of the
river front. Lientenant Nester says that
the number of men at Nioetown and
Bridesbnrg should be doubled. Taken
s i aronnd he could get along very
nicely with sixteen more officers. In
the northern section there is very little
else bnt fire-pings to relieve the mo
notonous stretch of country, bnt these
have to be looked after and the ground
has to be covered. The adjoining or
Twenty-second district, which is bound
ed on the north by School lane, on the
south by Montgomery avenue, and the
river Schuylkill, respectively, has forty
men. Tuere is one beat in it larger
than the whole Fourth district, another
thirty-two squares long, one twenty-
eight, one twenty-four and the average
is twenty squares.
Officers in the suburbs in time get to
know the very footsteps of the neigh
bors and can tell a stranger a milo off.
They get fnendly with the farmers,
who make them very often substantial
presents. For this reason they often
relieve their confined feeling by arrest
ing a pig with whom they are acquaint
ed or apprehending a familiar mule and
returning him to his owner. When
Sergeant i’eace, who died in 1878,
while holding a position in the Sixteenth
district, was a patrolman in the Twenty-
second, he claimed to know every pig
within a two-mile radius of his beat.
The census of pigs wau never taken in
that district, but their numbers were
vast.
One night Peace thought he heard a
familiar bleat. As it came nearer he
conoealed himself and waited develop
ments. A short, thin man, with a scar
let muffler, was driving a little porker
that waa just old enough to know how
to curl its tail. Peace darted out aud
I** tuem. i.ii6 mas
swore the animal was his ; P«-ace swore
it belonged to ’ Squire Colwell, up the
road, and prepared to prove his oath.
"Mark Anthony,” he cried. The pig
wagged his tail and nodded approvingly,
looking up into the face of the officer
with what might have been translated
into a smi’e. Peace was triumphant.
"Billy,” cried the driver in his turn.
The animal pirouted on his hind iejis
and gave a responsive glance, bleating
withal. Things looked dubious, but
Peace took his man to the station hom-e,
where be found he had made his first
mistake in the pig connection.
That Park Guards have the most ro
mantic time of it. While in some parts
of the county the moon glints on empty
lots and artificial streets, made of brick
bats and deceased cats, at Fairraount
it shines on dewy turf and foliage. The
druukarda who pats the night within
the Park limits in sweet conspiracy
with D&me Future trouble the meu in
the light uniforms. They are picked
no, prematurely lodged in the ceme
teries or dosing on the brink of a reser-
vior or river, “as if they knew anything
abnut water” This is how a P.*rk Guard
put it to a reporter, speaking as if he
had reached the acme of his indignation,
On an average the number of animals
spuriously gazetted as escaped from the
Zoological Garden is two per week.
This tends to enliven things somewhat,
aud the newiy-enlisted Park Guard is
apt to fancy himself in on Indian jangle
when in reality within a stone’s throw
of Belmont.
Rabbit shooting.
‘‘Whan Fox wrote his "Book of
Martyrs” there were no suburban po
licemen with twenty squares to a beat,”
said an officer of the Twenty-fourth
district, Philadelphia, describing him
self to a reporter. "If we had existed
then Fox would have slapped ns in
along with the rest.” The officer was
standing in a puddle in a wild, un
kempt street, north of Allegheny ave-
nue. The little highway ran between
Frankford avenue and Richmond street,
probably at an equal distance from
both. Everything had to be guessed
at in that neighborhood, however
There was no moon aud the inky clouds,
which chased each other from the
northeast, made a* glimpse at a watch
dial out of the question. The police
man wnd the newspaper man stood in
puddles because there was no choice
whatever in tbe matter,
"Tee,” he resumed, wiping the rain
drops off his face, “we hate a rather
monotonous ttine of it after dark. On
Rabbit shooting is always good fan,
in woods, in gorse, in hedgerows, in
rough grass, whatever the kind of
cover, there is no more lively sport.
In low wood, where yon can see to shoot
them as they get np in front of yon.
it is, perhaps, at its beat Capital
sport is also to be had outside, after
the covers have been well beaten, espe
cially if the holes have been stopped;
the rabbits then lie iu the hedgerows,
in thq stubble, in the grass, wherever
they can find anything to hide them,
but mostly in the hedges, and a couple
of men, one on each side, with a span
iel or terrier to find them, may have a
day's shooting as good as almost any
kind of sport whion the gun affords.
Rabbits forced out of a hedgerow by
dogs go at their best pase, aAl any ne
who can kill them well may call Ml .self
a good shot, whatever his practice
at other kinds of game may be. The
chances are, however, that a good rab
bit-shot is a good al.-rouud shot,
though the converse by no means holds
good, for many men can kill pheasants
and partridges vary well who miss five
rabbits out of she.
U hat To Ka*. And Drink Wiian Trfeyatlag
Some rld-rs choose to take no regular
meals at all during their journey, pre
ferring to carry with them some plain
and simple food and dnnk, like a meat
biscuit and a bottle of cold tea or milk,
and to partake of a little very frequent
ly as they go along not even oaring to
dismount for the partaking of the re
freshment. We understand that this
plan answers very well indeed when a
long distance has to be mode and there
is little or no time tor rest. It is better,
nevertheless, to dismount take a light
meal of mixed food, rest for a good long
time to let digestion have fall swing,
and then on again, gently at first, brisk
ly afterward. Such a plan gives good
digestion of the food, quick and excel
lent distribution of it over the body for
nutritive purposes, and a healthy and
sharp appetite for the meal that is next
to come. The diet itself can scarcely
be too simple. Animal food should be
fresh, not salted, and well cooked; light
auimol foods like fish and fowl and mat-
ton are yery good to work on; eggs and
mils are very good. A couple of eggs
beaten well up in a cup, mixed with
hot water, sweeteued moderately with
sugar, and treated with a small quantity
of milk so as to make from half a pint
to three-quarters of a pint, is with a
little bisenit. an excellent sustaining
meal for those to whom eggs are eudly
digestible. To those who can digest it
oatmeal porridge is very good to break
fast on; and to all who can digest milk,
milk is lightly thickened with wheat
meal is most substaining. Bread should
bo taken iu moderate quantity, aud
fresh vegetables and fresh fruit are al
ways in chiracter when not taken in
excess. Some fruits which for a mo
ment seem extremely refreshing while
on the travel become a caase of thirst
if the day is very warm. I notice this
particulary in regard to oranges, the
most tempting perhaps and the most
easily obtuiued of all fruits.
Of drinking during tricycle exercise
I must speak with some care. It is not
very difficult to learn tricycle without
desire for too mneh drink of any kind.
But if the begiuner does not learn to
breathe through the nose, if he ac
quire the habit of breathing through
the mouth, he is sure to acquire also
the desire to take liquids far too freely.
He will become so dry in the mouth he
will feel he cannot get on unless he has
something to quench his thirst, and
that is au evil habit even though tbe
driuk be as innocent as the part st water
itself. The first point, therefore, is to
driuk as little as possible; to drink as
much as will fill up the loss that is
made by evoporating of the water from
the body and not any more.
What the character of the drink shall
be is not very difficult to auswer, and
what it should not be is anawered with
loss difficulty, for ceriaihly of all things
again it should not bo an alcoholic stim
ulant. On this lost named point we
who are advocates for total abstinenci'
from all alcoholic beverages baye se
cured, beyond any mistake, a fine score
from tricycling experiences. Those who
are to some degree iu opposition to us
ou the general question, I mean those
who still bold that alcoholic drinks are
in their right place as luxuries aud
should not be denied as luxuries, are
with us if they are practised tricyclists,
iu expressiug that alcoholic stimulation
is fatal to good sure, and sustained
work.
She Obeyed en liupuu .
Fifteen years agn the daughter of a rich
and prosperous mau, living in line style
on Fifth Avenue, New York, went out in
a carriage ostensibly on a shopping expe
dition. At Htewart * s'ore she left ibe
camaze.nnd her coachman waited for over
two hours, until finally, becoming anxious,
be made inquiries. The young lady had
disappeared, aud though a great deal ol
money was sp< nt and much effort made to
discover her, there was no trace. Tue
jean passed and the detective who bad
worked on the case very faithfully and
anxiously, rose by degrees to the rank ot
police captain. One cold night, just after
Cnristmas, tour or five of his officers en
tered the station with eight or ten intoxi
cated women in iheir custody. Oue or
two were crying over their arrest, and the
prospect of a prison; o' bets were fierce m
iheir oaths at the inie ference of the police
with their orgie, while others again were
sulky, lauding a liitle apart from the
group of prisoners the Captain noticed a
tall woman about thirty, and he saw that
she bad once been beauiiiul, though now
h r face was d shamed by a b:u se ou t ie
cheek and a black welt under ihe eye.
there was, however, an air of refinement
anout the woman that attracted tbe police
captain, and he eyed her curiously while
the sergeant recorded the names of tbe
prisoners, buddenly the womafi beckoned
to him
"Captain do you know me?’’ was her
question—.”
“No.”
"Didn’t you once try to find Mis Grace
1”
"*es.’'
‘‘Well, I’m her. I ran away just out of
pure deviltry, and I’ve nad my full snare
of it”
••Good heavend Why did you do it!’’
"Ob, 1 don’t know. The notion came
into my head, and 1 obeyed tho ini
pulse ’
•‘And where have you been all this
timer’
• Right here in the ward, under your
very nose. You never suspected me though
I saw i ou often enough.
"And have you not repented of the
step?”
Repented!” and the words thrilled in
the captain’s ear like the wail of a lost
sou). ‘‘Repented Oh, God, yea! But it was
;oo late.”
* It’s never too late.”
"Yes it is. But it’s not too iste to
die.” And befote tbe Captoin could pre
vent she bad drawn a small pistol and
shot herself. The poor creature lived
for two days, and wnen she died it was
m tbe arms of her father. The mother
had died a few years before of grief. Thu
is a true atory and shows how much stran
ger real life is than flerjon.
Home Frencn cuemisu have succeeded
in solidifying petroleum; In which state it
burnt like tallow. Tnts solidification is i
affected by adding to dualled pstroleum
A Sautar'a Plight.
This has been an unusually successful
banting season. A ’arger number of deer
have been hilled In tho mountains of
Northern Pennsylvania than ever before,
and many remarkable adventures have
been met with. Dr. Oeorge W. Slump,
a well-known Williamsport dentist and a
great lover of the chase, has just returned
trim a hunting expedition m the Laurel
Hill Mountain, near Liberty,Tioga county,
which involved one or two tnrilling adven
tures worthy of notice. He entered the
mountains by the 1 rout Run Canon, and
after traveling northward some ten miles
arrived at the burning gronuds. Before
starling >n be secured the services of Joe
Basuan and Bill Crist, two old and ex
perienced hunters, who bait killed a great
deal ot game in their lime. They pro
ceeded to a hut in a lonely part of the
mountain near the haunted spring, where
they estahliahed their headquariera. The
Second day out the doctor succeeded in
Rilling a doe and slightly wounuiug a bear
the carcass of which he dressed and sus
pended on a tree for safe keeping until it
could be removed to the cabin. Joe Hai
tian, who hunted in these wilds for thirty
years, killed a wildcat the third day, and
Bill Crist got a long-range shot at a bear,
but missed it.
Oue night, as they were resting quietly
in their cabin and listening to some won
der! ul bunting stones by Christ, they were
startled by an unearthly scream from some
wild animal It proved to be a wildcat,
which had been attracted to their camp by
the scent of venison and, taking a position
on a hemlock whose biaaches overhung
their cabin, commenced sending forth
uciearns that would have frightened any
one not accustomed to them. Bsstian
sj.zed his rifle and after some time sue
ceeuod m shooting the cat, which tumbled
off the tree almost in front of their door.
It proved to be a very large and evidently
was the same animal that had frequented
tuose parts for a long time and had
frightened a great many amateur hunters,
on the fifth day the doctor succeeded in
wounding a very large buck, which at
ome atuci>od hi n. Not having time to
reload bis nMe and knowing how danger •
ous it was to encounter a deer smarting
under a wound, he realized the moessity
ol prompt action. The maddened buck
dished at him, but the doctor escaped by
crawling under the trunk of a fallen hem
lock, where he succeeded iu reloading his
gun. Iu the meanuire tbe deer was jump
ing hack and forth over the log, pawing
t^e ground and snorting fiercely. The doc
tor managed to fire Irom bis recumbent
position, but only wounded the buck
again, which seemed to intensify bis an
ger, and with glaring eyes he tried to paw
uim out from under tbe log. Matters
were growing serious and the doctor bau
about made up bis mind to pass the night
in that uncomioitable position, when Bill
Crist came along and dispatched the deer
at the first shot. It proved to be a very
targe aud fine one.
A day or two after this adventure tho
doctor uad another one which was more
exciting. In moving through the forest he
encountered an old bear sleeping in a nest
«f leaves beneath the rout of a fader hem
lock. He fired at it, but faded to kill it.
in a moment it was after him with dis
tended jaws and glaring ejes. The doctor
realized bis great danger and prepared for
a deadly encounter. He carried a good
minting knife, which he drew and held in
ms hand ready to strike when r, closed on
him. The infuriated beast seemed unus
ually fierce, wiiicu caused the doctor to
look around for a moment. The trims ot
a large fallen pine lay within a few feet ot
uuu, on which he clambered. The beat
followed with an agility that was surpris
ing chased him along u« eutire lennih. H»
'bet rushed to a large tree standing neat
by and commenced running armnri the
ibe truuk, which was at least twenty feet
■a circumference, followed clo-wiy by
Bruin, who seemed intent on mischief.
Tnis kind ot running wa< kept up tor full)
hall au hour, wnen the doctor began to
ure. What to do he knew not. if the
ferocious beast once got h<m in its arms
be wouid be crushed to death in & few
minutes. Tuere was no time to lose.
What was done niunt be done quick ).
Fu ally in a fit of desperation, be resolved
to grapple * ilh the beast aud trust to his
knife fit halted aud <aced it boldly. Tne
animal reared up on its hind legs and came
at him with distended mouth and bry eyes
and in a moment the doctor was in its
embrace.
He held his knife 'Irmly in his right
hand, and as tbe heal hugged him to ns
breast he buried the l ing blade deep in its
mck and fortunately severed the jugular.
The blood spoiled all over him, and be
fore the moust-r could give him the death
uug he tell iu gra p relaxing, when sud
denly it rulied over on its side aal died in
a few seconds. The doctor crawled away
AGRICULTURE,
Aotcmit Bros.—In all trees the bads
which lepresent tbe future branches fur
next years growth are produced and ehtb
orated in the proceeding autumn. As the
dead leaves fall off in October, the living
chlorophyll and protoplasm which formed
their setive functional parts are withdrawn
into ’be permanent tissues of tbe trees;and
their withdrawal, aided by various Internal
chemical changes, chiefly of the nature of
oxidation, leaves the minor coloring mat
ters of the foliage far more prominent than
before, and so gives rise to the glow of
crimson snd gold which we commonly
know as autumn tints. Outside the buds
are enveloped in dry, brown scales, which
make '.hem very incouspicious to tbe eyes
of their enemies, who would otherwise
devour these rising Lopes of the future
season. These scales also act ar great
coats or cisaks to cover rhe dormant living
germs from the cold of winter. Everybody
knows that frost kills plants; and ever) •
body has noticed that it the foliage ex
pands in spring too soon, it is very apt to
get nipped off by a late retusn ot morning
rime.
Now, what is true of the vital matter in
leaves generally, is especially true of the
Vital matter in very young and undevelop
ed leaves. It cannot resist the slightest
fros . Hence natural selection has Id the
course of long ages insured the best posai-
ole means for keeping the true inner bud
warm and snug. If you pick off some of
the small brown scales, you will see how'
closely they are packed together, overlap
ping one another in regular rows, or im
bricated, as the technical botanists call it.
Tnis is an unusually good w ord, imbrica
ted, by way ot scientific tbfrminology; tor
it means arranged like tiles on a roof; and
in fact the scales do really lap over one
another like the lUhan tiles that oue sees
on cottages in Southern Europe. These
ibort, bioad, brown, closest scales ar-
.hemtelves by origin abortive ijaves; or,to
put it moie truly, they are leaves which
have given up theer original function of
digesting iresh material from the air. and
have taken to the new function of protect
ing their more active sisters from the sn&ip
teeth of the frost. Underneath the outer
brown pieces, however, you come at last
to soma tiny bright green knob.-; and these
shapeless little things are the living parts
winch carry on the continuity of tne bush
irom one season to another.
DOMESTIC.
far-
Small Gkaid fob Tigs.—Western
ours have become so accustomed <0
ing poik irom coin that they scarcely
know what to do when a corn crop fails.
Msny farmers hesitate to settle north ot
■he line where large crops of corn are
raised, because they think they cannot
produce pork to advantage. Now no one
will deny that com is a most excellent
food for fattening hogs, and where it can
oe cheaply produced it is generally the
most economical article that can be em
it oyed for mat purpose. It is true, how
ever. that corn is economically produced
in places where corn can not be ripened,
and the farmeis there find as much profit
in raising beef and mutton. In Great
Britain barley is chiefly used for fattening
bogs. In Canada all the small grain ex
cept wheat, peas and roots largely tgke
the place o r corn. In tlie Now England
males a little com is used in connection
with potatoes, apples, pumpkins and mill
teed. A variety of the food given to bogs
appears to piomole health and to produce
meat ol fine flavor. As prices range tins
season it is hkeiy that oats will prove to
be a cheaper lood for bogs m many parts
of tbe West wbere but little corn is raised.
Experiments tried by several seem to show
that two bushels of oats are worth as much
as one bushel of corn tor making pork
la many Darla of the country it is easier
io raise two busnel* ui oats man i bushel
of com. Tbe cost of thrashing the oats
is less than that of husking tbe corn. To
produce the best resuiis the oats should be
ground before they are fed. 1 hey will be
readily eaien and digested, however, it
they are soaked in mil*' or water. Barley
which has been discoioreU by exposure is
an excellent loud for yigs. The like is
true of rye and peas.
The cellar of many a farm house has
caused disease which could have been
avoided wilh a little extra care. Decay
mg vegetables and Iruit fill the cellar with
Iheir unbeaiihful odors and gases, snd
these arise to tbe rooms above through
cracks aud crevices or thiough the open
door, and the family is compelled to inflate
tbem. This may be remedied by carefully
assorting out all decaying vegetables once
or twice a month, and by opening the cel
lar windows at night and closing them
through tbe day. Ventilation is the se
cret. It is a good plan to connect a flue
trom the bulioni of the cellar with tbe
chimney by which noxious gases will be
removed. Don’t put iff this matter of
a few feet and wiped the blood of the ani^kventilalion until it is too late,
utal from his face, which had well-nigh
blinded him.
As he stood viewing the carcass and de
liberating what to do Joe Baatian hap
pened along, having heard the noise of the
conflict while watching for a deer on the
opposite bill. He was amazed to find that
the doctor nad succeeded in killing the
hear as he did. Bach good luck is rare,
rite, doctor was literally covered wit 1 ,
blood from head to foot, ms clothes were
almost turn irom his body, bis hat was
gone and he presented a horrible appear
ance. He was nearly exhausted and it
was with some difficulty tost tbe old
hunter succeeded ia getting him to the
cabin, where he laid for two days before
ne was suffldenily recovered to return
home. He says that he haa had enough
hunting for this winter.
ChaaoU by Ci>>otes.
Major P. Russell, the sheep man, says
that coyotes do not bother sheep much
in Montana. They wilt, however, keep
around the sheep at a distance and howl
in the early morning and at night. The
shophexd dogs he considers a great pro
to ction, as they will run the coyotes off,
ttithough they oxunot whip them. Re
cently, however, the order of things was
reversed, and a band of coyotes corraled
a valuable shepherd dog aud ran him off
through the hills. The absence of the
dog was afterwards, fortunately, soon
discovered, aud herders, mounted ou
fleet aud sure-footed horses, followed
in search. The doz was at length seen
at a distance,'complete'ysurrouudcd by
about ten of the cunning coyotes, who
were successfully driving the poor faith
ful creature away from the camp. At
intervals the dog would attempt to break
bis cordon of wild herders and return
to his charge, but the fierce animals,
anticipating the movement, would close
their ranks and present a snarling un
broken row of shining ivory. At the ap-
pro&cn of the hon>emen the oowarily
coyotes at once dropped their tails and
twenty-nve per cent, of tbs puriflsd juice disappeared almost as suddenly as if the
of plants belonging to tbs family of tbs sarth had opened up and swallowed
EuphocbUiOeai ! them.
Tax average of short-bora cattle sales
in 1881 was $168 per head; tnis year it
was $192. A good sign of quality has
caured it, but speculation and "fancy”
{•edigree sometimes go too far.
A VEOKTxiiLK not generally used is the
whiliofl, which resembles chicory; The
only part used as a vegetable is the leaves
of the heart. They may be eaten as a
salad or boiled.
Now u the lime io paint up the farm
mpkmeiilt; a collar's worth of paint will
sav. uisny a dilibr s wortn in the wear
and tear of the tools.
TnjBTT-riTE crops of com have b««n
grown on a field near Cedar Rapids, lows,
without application of manure.
Many comp lam that onions do not keep.
The trouble is in keeping them too warm.
Tbe onion is s bulb, a plant at rest, and
the least warmth ttarts it into activity. It
is much better that omens should remam
f-osen through the Winter, provided they
can tuaw gradually, than to put them into
a cellar or other warm place where taeir
vegetative powers will be aroused. It put
in large heaps onions will be sure to spoil;
but it spread in thin la) era and covered
with Lay and straw, so that if fiozcn tbe
thawing will be gradual, they will keep
well through the Winter, it is the custom
ot onion growers to get their crop to mar
ket as soon ss possible, if they were to
provide proper storage storage they would
realize much more from then when sent
to market later in the reason.
Fob keeping apples tbe essential requi
sites may be summed up thus; Pick
without braising; store without heating;
winter without frosting: use one or more
thermometers; preserve an unchanged
temperature; guard sgainst air cuirentr;
give needed ventilation; remove npe epe-
clmena before decaying; separate the fruit
room from all other apartments, With
these p.ecautions and care, such apples as
the Baldwin, Red Canada, 6waar,Fameuse
and Northern bpy may be kept fresh into
June and July, as we have had an oppor
tunity for testing.
Daibying is an io.poitaet industry in
this country. For an aveiage good season
the annual butter product is set down at
l,20u,000,000 pounds, and of cheese
400,000,000 pounds.
Indian floes silk embroidery to execu
ted upon black or white net, with white
or colored floes silk in imitation of that
made by natives of India. It cannot be
subjected to much wear and tear, but
it la excellent for brackets, or small
hangings, and for evening dress trim
mings. It is very easy to make. Trace
out au Oriental design upon pins paper
muslin and work the outlines in ordinary
satin stitch, then tack white or black
net on to the paper muslin aud cover
the pattern over with a series of long
satin stitches worked iu floes silk. If
cream-white floss is used it has a more
Oriental look, than where colors are in
troduced.
Delicious jelly can be made of cider.
To one pint of clear, sweet cider allow
one pint of cold water, two pou.ds of
sugar, oue package of gelatine, oue large
pint of boiling water. Soak the gela
tine until it is entirely dissolved iu the
cold water; then add to this the sugar,
a spoonful of oinuamou, the juice of two
lemons, the grated nnd of two, then
the gelatine. Add the cider last; then
put all iu a thick flannel bag and let it
drain. Do not squeeze it at all. Put
it in bowls or g'asses and set it away to
cool. Sherry or Madeira wine may be
substituted for the cider.
Afbons made of browu linen of the
proper width so tnat the selvage ueeds
no hemming at the sides, may be made
very pretty by fringing out the bottom
to the depth of two iuohes; overcast the
edge where the ravelling ceases, then
about two inches above that draw out
threads for an inch and a half, and then
tun a blue or scarlet ribbon through the
threads that are left, making blocks of
the ribbon and thread alternately.
Above and below this a row of feather
stitching is adiied, aud a row on the
band and sidec also; the pocket trimmed
to match is put ou at the right side.
An excellent soup is made by boiling
a small beef soup bone for two hours,
adding while there is time for them to
cook tender, three onions, two carrots,
two small round turnips, a little cabbage
and ctltry; chop these all very fine; a
little cream is.au agreeable addition to
this soup. Many cooks serve this with
the vegetables and I'olied crackers;
others strain the soap and thicken
slightly with a little corn-starch or door
stirred ia the cream or milk. It is simp
ly a matter of taste.
Canned Pumpkin.—Pare, remove the
seeds, cut in small pieces and steam un
til tender. Drain iu a colander until
free from juice, then press in jars and
place over the fire in cold water. Boil
slowly oue aud a baif hours, then take
irom the fire and seal as you do any
other kind of fi nit. Pumpkin preserved
in this way in the full will make excel
lent pies any time during the following
summer.
Maple walnuts are made thus: Beat
the white of one egg to a stiff froth, stir
in enough powdered sugar to make it
like hard frosting, dip the walnut meats
(which you have taken care to remove
irom the shells without breaking) in a
syrup made by boiling for two or three
mmutts two tabiespoonfuis of maple
sugar in one o* water, or in this propor
tion. Press some of the hard frosting
between the two halves of the walnut
aud let it harueu. Dates may be pre
pared iu this way, and butternuts aud
English walnuts also.
Pob«ie8 and flounders, though not
costing nearly so much as many other
varieties of pan flah, can be cooked so
that they wili satisfy the appetite not
only, but will be eaten with relish.
Clean and wash them, let them drain,
scatter salt over them, have hot fat in a
frying-pan—and this fat may consist of
beef-dripping, or butler and lard mixed
—rub the hsh with Hour, and put in the
hot fat; fry until they are a delicate
brown, turning them often enough to
be sure they are done.
Raised figures, covered with colored
cotton or cashmere, are a peculiarity of
genuine Japam se embroidery, aud they
have an extremely curious effect. A
whole screen may be covered with these
raised figures, and one of the strangest
things about them is that the hair, eye
brows aud moustache or beard will be
worked in human hair, aud each gar
ment or implement in use will be separ
ate from the figure. This work has
never been successfully imil a ted.
A bowl of good pea-soup is as satisfy-
mg us a hearty i inner ou a cold day.
To mute a gallon of it, wash a pint of
peas aud soak them over night; then
boil m five pints of water, gently sim
mering three hours or so, until thor-
ough y soft. With a potato-masher rub
the soup through a colander or wire
sieve. A pound of beef or ham bone
may be be boiled with tho peas. 1 he
soup may be seasoned in various ways
—with onions, cloves, peppers, etc.
Lyonnaise potatoes are an especially
good onh lor supper with ochi meat.
Rut a large lump of butter in a sauce
pan, and let it melt; then add one small
onion, chopped tine or sliced very thin;
when it is browned nicely, but not
scorched, put iu shoes of cold boded
potatoes, salt and pepper well, let the
potatoes cook until they are also well
browned; serve while hot. A littie
parsley, chopped fine, may be added,
ii you like the flavor.
Dabned netting is coming into favor
again, it is very effective for half win
dow curtains or shades. To work it a
round rlion of square meshes must be
netted, which can be slightly starched
iu a Irume, and upon this foundation a
design is worked by darning in and out
oi the meshes, filling some entirely and
others only partially. *To imitate old
Italian lace two or three different stitch-
ea can be introduced.
To make elderberry wine, a Tow two
gallons of boiling water to three gallons
of the juice of the berries, ten pounds of
browu sugar, one ounce of cloves, throe
ounces ot bruised ginger root, and oue
pint of French brandy; when fermenta
tion ceases, draw from the cu k in whicn
you huYe kept it, and bottle.
Cobn bread can be made without
eggs, though two eggs added to the
quantity ot batter mentioned here im
proves it very much: Two cups of corn
meal, sifted; oue cup of Hour; two cups
ot sweet milk; two tabiespoonfuis of
melted hutter; one heaping one of su
gar; two tablespoonfuls of baking pow
der.
Bbkad Cbdmbs fob Pastby.—Many
puddings that are ci mnroniy baked in a
crust, such as oocoanut, potato, apple
aud .’amon, are equally good and more,
wholesome, made by strewing grated
bread crumbs over a buttered pie plate
or pudding dish to the usual depth of
crust; pour in the pudding, strew sooth-
«r lay sr of bread crumbs over the top
and bene.
NEWS IN BRIEF,
—Europe must buy 793.000 tons of
meat, and 845,000,000 bushels of grain
abroad this year.
—The potato crop of Europe is re
ported forty per cent below that of last
season.
—Out of the 618,000 people of West
Virginia there are 85,000 who cannot
write.
—Baltimore is endeavoring to take
the school commission out of the do
main of ward politics.
—•The Washington monument grew
90 feet daring this year. Another
quarter of a million is asked for to
continue the work.
—Among the new drags iu use are
pear seeds, corn silk, elephant’s foot,
and cbewstick, in ths form of fluid ex
tracts,
-Two years ago Wesson, Miss., was
only a pine forest. It has now a cotton
mill employing 1,000 hands, and nearly
3,000 inhabitants.
—Theyouugest iuveLtor on the re
cords in Washington is Walter Nevegold,
a lad 15years of age, of Bristol, Pa.,
who has patented important improve
ments in roiling mill machinery.
— "That want of general courtesy and
universal graciousness, which is a very
real want among the English middle clas
ses,” is a phrase taken from Loudon
Quten.
—The exports of provisions from the
United States during the eleven months
which ended ou November 30th last,
amounted in value to $84,863,0(13 against
$120,345,162 during the coirespouding
period of 1881.
—A short winter is predicted iu
Montana by hunters and trappers, who
base their predictions on the fact that
the hair on tbe baffaloen is short this
year.
—Two ninety-foot lathes, said to be
among the largest in the world, have
been made by the South Boston Iron
Works. Each lathe contains 600,000
pounds of iron. They are to be used
to bore out cannon.
— Manufactures of linseed cuke in
the north of France are alleged to ad
ulterate their products with spent maiae
from distilleries, and that, of sourse,
the usual percentage of oily matter is
not present.
—Suit was brought by the city of San
Francisco against J. 0. Flood to re
cover taxes on $600,000 worth of min
ing stock in Nevaua. He proved that
the mines are situated in California aud
won the suit.
—A diver, at 600 yards'distance from
the persona communicating with him,
can converse with ease with persons
above water by means of the telephone,
as was recently proved by Mr. Ware, of
the River Meare Commissioners.
—The hoad-dresses of the ladies m
1776 were remarkable for their enor
mous height. The coiffure of a belle
of fashion was described as "a mountain
of woo!, hair, powder, lawn, muslin,
net, lace, gaaze, riubon, flowers,
feathers and wire.”
—Among the trees which (.row in
Alaska is one called the yellow cedar,
which has a fragrance somewhat like
that of sandal wood and nearly as
marked. It is a grainless wood, of
straw color, aud the Russians formerly
built many ships oi it, for which pur
pose it is admirably adapted.
—New Jersey has 313,526 children of
school age. The average attendance
upon the public sch >ois is 113,512 ; 44,-
560*hi]dren are in tue private schools.
Tne school receipts of the State during
the past year were $2,140,704 84. Of
ihe 3,508 teachers 2,594 are women.
The value of New Jersey’s school pro
perty is $6,270,778.
—In the year 1784 eight bales of cot
ton giown ui the United States were
sent to England, where, upon arrival, it
was seized aud condemned by order of
the Piivy Council, on the ground that
so large an amount of cotton could not
possibly have been raised in America.
This year the cotton crop ot the Umted
States will be not tar from 7,000,000
bales.
—Mark Twain failed to answer a letter
written to him by Serjeant Ballontina.
After waiting a reasonable time the lat
ter was so exasperated at not receiving
au answer that he mailed Twain a sheet
of paper and a postage stamp as a gen
tle reminder. Mr. Clemens wrote back
on a postal: "Paper aud stamp received;
please send an envelope.”
—A Gridley (Cal.) farmer hunts geese
with a oow. It is stated that he has
trained the animal to walk out to wheie
a flock of geese have i ottled down on
the grain, browsing all the way along,
he walking alongside on the off side
from the geese, and when near enough
the oow Lea down and he shoots into
the flock
—Ex-Governor Horatio Seymour
has uiven to the Clinton collection of
MSB. in the New York State Library a
manuscript deed of land from "George
Washington aud George Clinton, of the
City of New York, Enquires," to Na
thaniel Griffin, of Whitestown, Mont
gomery county. It bears date of July
22, 1790.
—At Rome a bronze votive lamp, three
feet high, has been found with the
names of four pious gentlemen, to wit;
B. Tettius, T. Annins, L. Tattius and
P. Tettieuus. It is shaped like a cornu
copia. with thee wicks, is fluted, and
has a large hole on top for pounug in
the perfumed oil. The sharp end of
the cornucopia fits into a kind of scab
bard, to which it is fastened with a
movable locket.
—Queen Victoria has at length eon-
sen ted to admit that "she is growing
old," for the new Egyotiau medal that
she recently distributed represents her
face of 1882, and not of )842, as it has
appeared on the stamp, coins and
medals. In her own time she has dis
tributed medals for six Indian cam
paigns, three for South Afriean affairs,
and one each for the Crimean, Chineee,
Abyssinian and Ashautee conflicts.
Punishing the publisher: Author—
"Don’t you want to buy the mauuscript
of a earner’s address?” Publisher—
"Well, yea ” A.—“what d’ye give?” P.
—All the way up from $1.60 to $1.75.”
A.—"Yes, but you don’t know about
tnis. This one is allegorical, metaphor
ical, historical, calorica], rnetoncai and
meteorioal!” P.—"Yes, bat there’s a
glut of literature just now; haven’t you
aeon the paragraph about the magazines
having enough matter ahead for three
years ?” A.—"O, yes; but this ia ado-
gorical, metaphorical histo—” P.—
"Great Scott I you ain't going over that
again? Here is your f!L” [Exit, happy,
the allegorical, metaphorical, etc.