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THE INTELLIGENCER! Kl&ABLISHEB 18Me *' " 1 rx 11 1 Publlnhcd every morning except | Monday by The Anderson Intelllgeo eer st 140 West Wbitner Street, An derson, 0. O. SEMI-WEEKLY INTELLIOJfiNCER Published Tuesdays ?nd FHdiys L. M. GLENN...?Editor and Manager Entered as second-class matter Avril 28, 1914, at the post office at anderson, South Carolina, ander the Act of March 3, 1870. ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCHES j (Telephone .8211 I ' 8UBHCB8FTIOH BATES DAILY Ons Tear .....15.00 Biz Months .8.60 Vhree Months . LaB Coo Month.it One Week ..101 BEMI-WBEKLY On? Tea-.I1.60| Bbc V ^u?s .,.78 j . - The Intelligencer ls delivered by ??Triers In tho etty. Look at the painted label on your $npor. Tho dato thereon shows when tho flubecrlptlon expiroB. Notice dato sn label carefully, and ll not correct please notify us at once. Subscribers desiring the address of their paper changed, will please state io th cir * communication beti; tbs old ?nd nW oddreSses. "./ Va In auro prompt delivery, corn id ft hi to of nori-uel Ivory In Ute. city ?fe Anderdon should be. mads to .the Circulation Department before P a. m. and a copy will basent at one?, Ail cherin and drafts should ho] ?rain, to Vis Anderson Intelligencer "?DTKaTTiSiflG Kat?? will bs tarnished ea appUsa tfoa. No tf advertising als continued sx \ sept on written order. Vue Intelligencer will publish brief sud rational letters en subjects ot| .general Interest when they ?re ac rompsnied by tho names and ad dresses of the ealbara end aro not of I ? defamatory nature. Anonymem? [ communications wilt not be noticed Rejected manuscripts will not be re- j turned. In order to ?void delays on account ; el 'personal absence, letters to The ' intelligencer Intended for publication I should not be addressed to any Indi J tridusJ connected with the paper, but] I simply to The Intelligencer. . SATURDAY. OCTOBER 2?, 191B ) tmssmsmssmm > i g-agg Pride XOB^' fi*Wr> .V'-hll^rf^?t [i our people were far from puffed up last summer; . ; . : .i < In spite of-tho mud, tho circus raised a lot of dust yesterday-and | deposited it in tho bank. --o . WO appeal to Edward DuRant ,. 8mlth ?o unclog the wheels and, let ? cotton go on up to nt tc cn cents. < . o We can't Bay that any real scandal la going on out on the farms, but we do know that a lot of corn has been S shocked. If Ute Dardanelles campaign is] abandoned, it will bring about an an \ omnly. Turkey fer onco will have a ? j ioyful Thanksgiving. Wo'vc Been and heard something ot | j feminine stubbornness, but for gen uino resisting powor we ylold tho | palm to that Gallipoli. Tbo soldiers in tho Held are sing-1 liig hymns as'they charge tho en erny, but we fancy that tho devil is| j Btlll won Batisfied with the harvest. A^'i'.'.." . ? ; The morning after ls the curse ot thc man who drinks, but It is nothing .. to the morning before on circus day with its varied. assortment of dr cet orooUs. Wo read tho other day of two bur ?jar?-, who robbed a house and then fell out over the spoils. There comes L\ rift within the loot in pretty near everything. : So far no ' power > nooma . strong oriotjj?^ to. blow a lusty song on tho | ii ' t^pefpl; pipos of peace. Those dls ; cords you hear are coming from tho | : ubiquitous lyN& The country of Marco Boxarris ap-] pears te. ba a. shade moro independ ent''than; in /the day ' when Byron 'sang, "Whoa Greece 'Jh?r knee in ,f upplisneeiient/' etc? . ? A';. ' ?" ' Root and Sorah aro living vup to their names in trying to land th? Re publican nomination,' ' lint it will be many, many Weeks before they can tell what's Cummings). Wo beg to remind the weather man that Wo have kept careful tab on him ?nd titat th? deficiency In rainfall has all been' mado .up-. A. word .to the1 Wise ought to be like the ??in, , , . FLYING FOKKIGN FLAGS Tho uso of a neutral Hug by vessels of a country ut war hus hcon tho causo of much complaint and con fusion during tho presunt European of international law that false colors conflict. It seems to be a principle can he employed under unusuul cir cumstances as a ruse to deceive tho enemy, but u gcnerul resort to tills subterfuge) is not permissible because I? would bo a menace to thc lives and property of neutral tltlzens. Tho world remembers vividly tho exploits of the Kmden a few months ago In running a course of destruction to thc enemy's shipping that lins never been surpassed perhaps In his tory except in thc single CUBC of tho Alabama commanded by Captain Som mes ot the Confederate navy. Tho Emden, a Germun vessel. Hew a neu tral Hag und under this disguise en torctl thc port of Penang, whore she de stroyed several Orlt'ou merchant ves sels unchorcd In thc- harbor. The exploit is regarded ats a brilliant one tor its during nnd for,its complete success. During tho civil war American ves sels often Hew the British flag to avoid capture by Confederate cruis ers. In 18C2 tho captain of the Con federate sloop Oneida turned the tables,- on {the enemy and approached Mobile'harbor' \<ii?';;.t a British,.ensign.j The commander) of, > tho ' federitf.- block ading; fleet ;Causcd a .blank shot to be fired acrossthe.Oneida's bow, hUv, un 8uspootlttgv?tfc*y.*5^ he took action, too late to keep lt from running thc blockade and , entering Mobile harbor, where it found sholtor and safety. The fedoral commander wan dismissed fi om the Berrico of tho navy for alleged failure"* tb adopt moro vigorous measures, but a board of Investigation afterward decided that ho had dono his full duty under international law. During the iSpanlnh-Amerlcan war, the captain of tho Charleston, on his way to the Phllllplnes with a convoy of troops, stopped and captured Guam, and In order to avoid attack by the ouemy ho'' ordored all ' other Amorl can veoaelB to holst the Japanese flag. The Indiscriminate dee of a neutral' flag to deceive an onomy ls a danger ous practice under 'any circumstances, whether sanctioned by international law or not, for neutral citizens and a merchant marino would be bound.tc Buffer ns a consequence. And there 'Av/i?id fbe, t6& ever. .nreSbnt ?danger, too,' of ' tho neutral power batng.drnwn into war by tho creation of eerlous International difficulties ' and ' compli cations. EATING TO EXCESS . .Tho fact that so many men break down bofore they reach the age of sixty is due in moBt caner/to overeat ing and lack of exercise. Many a mau treats his stomach ns if lt had the powor of assimilation that belongs to tho ostrich, and then, after having eaton 'too much, ho falla to take tho exerclso which h? needs to keep thc blood Btream properly oxygenated. Intermpnrancc In any kind of habit will eventually causo disease, and na ture'? laws Cannot be violated with out the consequent'payment of a pen alty. There ls ho jury to excuse the breaker of natural laws; for they are as fixed and immutable as wero those of tho Meiies and-Persians. ' j ? To live well does not mean giving a per ?on a ' free ' license to indulge. in overeating1.' When ho does that, he ts getting about as far away from "goad living" as he1 possibly can1 without taking e. dose of strychinlne or using some other means: ot immediate de struction just as effective. When a man reaches a stago in lifo when his accumulations Justify it, he often be gins to livo too well: i His table IB bountifully supplied with a usoless variety of food, lie" rides around in automobiles for recreation, and gen erally dovotes himself to a lifo of easo, when, as a matter of protection to his own health, he ought to live as simply ns ho did in tho old days and ought to keep up the old forms cf phys le at work and exercise. A ces sation of the physics! activities, ag gravated by heavy eating,, will eltp te., or twenty years from any life. re Illustrate better our meaning, wo I read tho other day thc story of a dys peptic who went to a physician for nd : vice. The doctor brought tn a big bowl and poured * strone cocktail In to lt Then followed a conglomera tion ot oysters, bread, butter, salted almonds, soup, nab, cucumbers, cel ery, salads, two or th reo vegetables, chicken, champagne, bonbons, assort ed fruits, cakes, ice cr?ant, cheese and coffee. : Is lt any? wonder that a stomach treated like this man's soon broke down and 'ruined his health? After all, the simple diet, like the simple life, is the only...soto course to fol low. toit .NATIONAL DEFENCE Provident Wilson and his advisors take high ground In their demand for a program of national defence that will mean something. There is no denlul of tho fact that for the paBt generation, and especially since the Spanish-American war projected tlds country into the front rank of world powers, too little attention has been paid to our army and navy. The sentiment of the people of the United States is always for peace, when peace can he maintained and at tile same lime the national honor pre served, hut we might bo forced Into a conflict not of our making and a light of large proportions forced on us. The president's program, which he will recommend to congress for ac tion, provides for tho expenditure of about $400,000,000. Secretary of War Garrison's plans will call for an ad ditional J7f>,000,000. io bc used for In creasing thc regular army to 140,000 mon and thc formation of a new con tinental army of 400,000 men. This number with thu militia strength of 125,000 would give tho United Slates a total fighting force of CC5.000 mou, an army that would certainly permit us to bo in a state of preparedness in thc event that another nation sought to pick a quarrel with us. In addition to this program Mr. Daniell!, secretary of the navy, aud his board of advisors have plans for the cxpondlturo of half a billion dollars covering a period of fivo years. If their plan Is carried out by sanction of congress, lt will add to the navy ten new dreadnoughts, six battle cruisers, seventy submarines, fifty de stroyers, ton scout crulsors and a .large number of auxiliary vessels. Tho recent critical tilt wlht Ger many over the violation of American rights at sea ought to bo sufficient to stir public sentiment to tho neces sity of n moro adequate army and navy, for in this day of delicate politi cal balances between nations some gross breach of International rights .might easily happen at any time to plunge us into a bloody war without being prepared for lt. *t EASY VICTIMS .1 The'- number, of f take advertising schemes secma to be diminishing, ac cording^ to..tho report pf tho postmas ter gc mirai, but the old gama ls still .belngl V^yib.rtr'e'dWavily enough to flinch?? tfye ;th?ory. that' a ;'s?ck?,f, is "born, every minuto in this!"great jcpun ta ".' . . : **, "' y .Lost year the post?nico department issued forty-six fraud orders warning the public against fraudulent schemes of persona .using tho malls. The fakers put a few fancy touches on old schemes and work them success fully on a gullible public, as the ori ginal gold brick artist used to do. During tho past four years the de partment has had over fifteen thou sand cases involving improper use of the malls, and in all the flagrant cases the government lms been able to get1 sufficient ovldence to break up the robbers and put many of them in the penitentiary. It in estimated that the public has bqcn robbe:1, of $239,000,000 in tho past four years. The easiest fakes to work are those pertaining to "cures" tor incurable diseases or for so-called cheap harmless "cures" for ordinary diseases. For instance, if you have cancer, all you have to do is to buy a finger ring of some wonderful magie power, wear it a few days, and tho results will bo equivalent to a bath in tho fountain of perpetual youth. Lean folks bite like suckers in spring time, and our fat brethren often fall for the anti-fat rubbish. Ono anti-fat cure company spent in a single month fifty thousand dollars for advertising their quack cure, and tUo profits from tho ventnre must have been enormous to Justify such an outlay of money for advertising purposes. The nam ocr of gullible people ls surprisingly large, and at bottom tho unfortunate spirit that makes faking easy ls greed and the desire to get rich quick. The world will have to undergo a revolution ot some sort bofore tho people will be enabled to get something for nothing, but lt is hard to convince the easy marks Of this plain truth. ' ' . , A fortress is harder to. silence than a fort. It belongs to the f?minine gender, you know. A man by the name ot Barry Kau won a verdict In a damage shit thc other day in Coluntle, but' It ls;-to? to hoped that his lawyer did not chpi him after the trial vas over. ~~-.'.... Contentment ia u hard term to de fine. The other moaning wo saw a mountaineer cimpod by the roadside, supromoly satisfied fiver a breakfast of fatback and tried cabbage. * ? * t'Ait? F?OM Mil AIKEN * * ? ????????????.fr****???** Editor The Intelligencer: Tho following communication WUH offered to Thr Tribune two Issues ago for publication but nineo it baa not yet been noticed I send it to you. Wyatt Aiken. I.'. II*..- 'f- - r.a. io i ui rriDHau: AH a newspaper., man of years of experience and with a knowledge of the amenities of tho profession, I take it you recognize the right of reply through the medium in which one has heun attacked. I confess that I do not knbw the animus of your personal grudge against me, but I presume that your personal feelings will not outweigh your Bcnso of justice. Primarily, I wish to reply through the columns o? your paper to the very cowardly and treacherous attack up on me hy Congressman Ben Johnson of Kentucky, which was recently printed by you. In doing this I sup poso to relate facts exactly as I re call them, and If there is uny question of vf ittcity between Mr. Johnson and myself, that can be easily settled later, OB wo aro 'both members of congress which ls to conven? In De cember. ' I assert In tho first place that tho chairmanship of the DiBtrlct of Co lumbia committee was mine by right, and minc by understanding of the wayB and means committee of the house that had the naming of all committee chairmen. AB ovideuco of thiB fact, note tho following: "House of Representatives, "Washington, April 24, 1913. "Hon Wyatt Aiken, House ot Repre sentatives. "Dear Sir: In response to your in quiry wo, the mcmberi) of the com mittee on ways and nu .uni of the six ty second congress take pleasure in stating that in the election of thc commlttco chairman at the beginning of tho clxty second congress, you would havo been chosen as chairman of the committee on ? the District ol Columbia lt we had not received your I declination. There Can bo no ques tion about this, ?B you were tho rank ling member ot the committee and na other name was considered until af lev your declination had been' receiver. Yours very trulyj ? (Signed) "O. -WivUndwrwoodn-Henry T. Roney, Cordell1 H?ll/ A.- Mitchel Palmer, 1 Claude"''' Kitchen, . Lincoln Dixon, Andrew J. .^Peters,- IVanch Burton Harrison, W. S. Hammond, D W. Shackelford, Ol li? M. James. Wil liam Hughes." "'" V ' 4 Members of the committee, without exception, as I recall, willingly sign ed the foregoing statement/after'read ing it carefully. I am informed that Mr. James say? that, he did not rear' It. This I would not' dispute, bat 1 can not think that Mr. James, nov senator, would have signed the state ment, If he had not had Its purpori , made clear to him. i I have stated these facts BO tba j your readers may clearly understani 'that I bad somothing in. my hand tc give, and that when I gave it, I sup posed that it was to an appreciative friend, whom I had reason to believe I would In some measure - reciprocate the kindness. My withdrawal in favoi j of Mr. Johnson gave him the chair manship of the district .committee and ho could not have otherwise beer elected to it. "?' I went to Mr. Johnson ono day, h tho hall of the house of representa Uves, sitting between-the main. nish and the aislo next to it, oil the Demo eratic side, and asked him If he want ed the chairmanship. ' He'repl-sd' tha he would rather" have "it ; just at tha time than any thing in thc world. ' remarked that lt would very probabl: help him in his race for governor o Kentucky. I told him that I wouli get out of hts way, and ho said, ol' bli own accord, that if there was am thing tn the world.he could do fe me he would be glad to do it \ presume he will QOi deny hie ms turo Intention then i.^?^iM^r ^flf>jer nor, or that If ho lind mn-and. hm been dented, ho would have real RICI the chairmanship t?'^^j^/^it j wanted it. '.''?r?fos*.^ In giving up the chairmanship,- ; made ?ny ono sm all request of Mi Johnson, and that was th.at he VT?VLI appoint on old friend .of mine <?o Owens) messenger te^tj^r^"'/ He promised me \ .Imagine my am az omi... t th en,whan learned later that' ho appoint od, a ina from his own etat?; aad^coqly lr formed me hut ho could .. 'do nothfn for my friend. I consider that Mr. Johnnon deli? eretely accepted ? friendly act, o raome litte sacrifice ^?i^'tMi, an os deliberately failed to.oblige me h fulfilllp.; c. promise on his part tbs would*havo cost him-hp?inifi'' ' .? After this time, I make ho denial < diBContinulng aiiendanca on the meei ' ? -\ Inga of the dlbtrlct committee, wheth er to consider red light legislation, liquor legislation or any other legisla tion or any other legislation, affect tlon, affecting OB it did, the District of Columbia or more propery, tho City of Washington, solely. Mr. Johnson's effort to lug In the people of South Carolina au being af fected by legislation for the District of Columbia, which he charges mo with neglecting, is as contemptible as it is false. No ono know.i better than ho that tho district committee ia little more than a city council for the City of Waahlngton. That it gives its chairman local prominence in thc city, and perhaps some renown with bia constituency, but the legislation there in does not affect, scarcely remotely, thc Interests of thc citizens of other states. Tlie fact is, as Mr. Johnson ad mitted lu IIIB tirade, he could rarely get a quorum of his committee to gether, and it was for tho very season that tho legislation coming before the committee was pui'ely local in its na ture, and or l?telo or no interest to the masses of people outside of Wash ington. Mr. Johnson states positively that I have never informed him of my .grievance. Surely he will not deny coming to me in the house of repre sentatives and asking mo what Was the matter with me, and why I did not attend tho district committee meet ings; and my'reply that he had acted ungratefully, and' had deceived me, or wordB to that effect. And If he will confens the truth, he must admit that I wan given scant consideration, oven if clvlllly treated by him as. chairman, from the time of his election. I have never run after anybody In my life, much leos a man whom I had every reason to think was my friend, and who had no plainly shown that he was not. Mr. Johnson's apparent insinuation that I absented myself from his com mittee to defeat the JoneB-Work bill cr tho. Kenyon red light bill ls too dirty and cowardly to be noticed or replied to. *Sufllco lt to say, if that is tho purport )t the insinuation, lt ls deliberately and maliciously false. lt has been something over a year since I stated that I did not attend the district committee meetings. be cause ot a disagreement with .. Mr.; Johnson, and to say the least ot it., he is a little late in coming out in his reply of abuse and vituperation. Doubtless hiB latent Ire has,,, heed aroused by the gang of political pirates In' Washington who took od themselves the task of trying to de* feat me in. my last election* The peo ple ot this state, if I know their tem? per, are not ready to return to carpet bag rule, nor to dictation from Wash ington, nor to dictation from the rep resentatives' of some other state. If Mr. Johnson can justify himself in the inconsistent position he has taken and in the company of those who have maliciously attacked mo, ha is wel come to his ungrateful choice. I have usually been ablo to defend myself against both slander- and slanderers and I propose to do this In the future as In the past I hold myself aways, accountable to the people of this district, who -have honored mo signally. I havo nerved them as faithfully as my Maker, lias given me strength of mind and heart to do. If they believe that another can serve them better or more faith fully, lt ls their right andI privilege to place him in thc position; but I have too much- confidence in the sense' of justice of a people'whom I'have ever gratefully served,' to ti??k.'that they would sacrifice me. in their good opinion, to the cunning malice-ot my would be traducers. Wyatt Aiken, i A LINE o' D O P E . Weather Forecaot--F.?ain in east and south-and fair ia northwest Sat* u rday. : Sun day probably fair. '. --a tied Smith, the popuar baseball player, and at one timo . third Jbase* mon for. the Anderson team during tho days ot the Carolina association'. but who IS no win g holding down th 6 third saek for the Boston Braves in the tNationy-l League, was an interest* fat 'Visitor in the city yesterday., Mr, Smith accompanied by his wife pru} children and his mother were W.^^U* way from Boston to Atlante by/auto^ mobile and stopped In Anderson only for a few. h?ars. Mr. Sml^V,^s| having troubl? with ; bis, largs touring car; and upon reaching v And? found it necessary to let his and mother take the trrtfn for Atlant . "I was talking to Mr. Ftu [Smith a few minutes ago," steted Smith, "and he.told mo that ho did nt sa The suits for young men are made of fabrics thor oughly in keeping with che pep and action of the style. Fabrics in the conser vative suits harmonize with the dignity and character of the designing. Each garment possesses that well-roundedness, that air of thoroughness, the appearance; of irreproachable correctness of de tail, tastes and construction. Overcoats from the most ultra-fash* ioned to the conservative fabiiu y-?\$t . , ! models. 1 . Suits and Overcoats at $10, $14, $18, $20, $25 mTU.Stot*.aah a.Cm?exm' think ..Uutf.. Anderpon^was .yet; ready for "mor?' ?baseball." / Those' ' fellows* played in. hard luck hero and I do not blame them- for not wanting to support another, team.": j v 4 Mr. Smith stated that ho' had made tho trip from Boston in eight days, omi had sp?nt a short time In Green ville. Hfi.'Btatcd that the roads .wero getting in a serious condition and that ho was having hard timo in get ting along. ~ Red is weil remembered in Ander son and his many friends here who are glad that he has made good in the baseball world. During this last sea son ho batter around 270. -j-o-- ' Mr. Chas. E. Bethea, cashier of the National Bank of Wilmington, N. C:, was a visitor in tho city yesterday. He is well known by the bankers In this city and they were glad- tb see him. He stated that things were just gnln? fine np his way. Capfc'/Jghu Ta?lflso?, conductor on the (Southern railway, hud charge of the first oircus train in the city yes terday opd, . spent ?the , day. ; shaking li an da with bis bid friends her?; - It >Wilt .b?'.rem>'uib?rod: that-?t o?b ?hiri? ,Mr, .M?tt?Vpn wna conductor a ?tho ern and lias "neon running out ot Aur gusta, Qa. He married Mrs'. . Elta Reed of Starr and has' many friends in this city. ' Ho stated that ho . was glad to be in Anderson for t,ho day. and was glad to moot so many" of hts old friends. 7 ? , It has not been . learned whether that (s a municipal Bull Moose party, at Iva which is running against all ol' tho pro:;ont city officials there, or Whether lt ls a bunch nf the young men ?ho Avant to get in charge of tho affairs Ot tho to>;n. Anyway all of tha present officials are opposed by young men, none, of whom are over 25 years ot age, und most pf whom "ara Just eon rid oren boya pde of the candi dates tor alderman Stated lost night that they wanted, to have the town sp that.they, could get a-"?jope", occasion ally on Sunday and wanted to regu late the speed limit so that' a man would be arrested for running under 16 miles an hour; '. ;"'/',>' ,.;??/? .; ^he fpBpwiug are the young. men In the re ce and the positions they, aro candidates for: T.: E.^ ? Striming, maTbrj;C\;H. Part ain, C. M. Sher ur d, Gus. Townsend and T. C. Jackson, Jr., aldermen ; N. Ppiiakoff, 'clerk ?tj?. ft?fr ton e^ei^^?hi?rpt police. Tho elec tion ls to be held on October 28. Manager Trovrbrldge stated. 'last night that ' this afternoon and tonight he would ,ltttvo at. the Anderson In moving pictures, "Jlfe Official wife," a master photoplay j iii,? five reels and al KO Charlie Oh ri yd In in,a two reel nie ta re entitled, "I^ugi^?ir^al.^ ighlB prQgrpm aught to draw goo a attend Emma Frazer,- a hegr?SB?;.bR?-been locked up hy the: county officer's -for disposing of, for; 'ca,8hv.onwthn : ' spot, corn liquor. Sheriff At'/ley and Dep uty Sheriff Sanders'- caught Emma JuBt ac she v/aa selling two glasses and therefore havo direct proof of her guilt. She,{;.! a new one in police cir cles.'- j ' -M--* ; < t ?/ > . f. ? ' ' ? ? Supt Felton has malled out cer tificates to" 37 of -thOTO-WKO "flfOod tho recent teacher a ox ami nation. These were mailed only to the white appli cants. FOOTBALL GAMES ARE PEWTER OF INTEREST H?tvar?-?orn?ll ff?mm ?V?^n?a ,. ;. Georgia - Gan?fe; t??. Be Pe!'*.- . S ' We?-t^?ay; ?pS ! ,\ ? V" -U ' Atlanta, Oct. ai?^With thoVir ginla-Qeorgia game at Athens and the Harvard-Cornell battle at Cambridge featuring temor mw'a schedules In-the ??oath' and north mid-season football ls underway., " , Georgia la hoping .to ^olc" Virginia to a small score. The > rest of ibe south la watching tbe battle In New. Orleans between Georgia-Tech and ? Louriana ' State. ; Tech/-, with , the I strongest team in. years; I me?is the ?Louisiana' team, Which defeated MiH slsslppl last week twenty-eight [to naught. Tulane meets Alabama ai-' Tuscaloosa, while Auburn Journeys to birmingham to mo. the Mississip pi Aggies.; Vanderbilt < playa the ^Jnlvorsity of Mississippi at! Mem phis. . .- ' ? ; : Other^amea in tho south aro North Carolin's versus v. M. Iii at Greens bom, ; N. C.; and Suv-anco voraus Kentucky State at*Lexington,/Ky. . "You and-Grump seem tb get along pretty well.'; ? > "Yes. Yon see,- ho never ?hhrrows anything but trouble, and that's all I ever hays, to- lehd.**---Boston Trans cript. :: His Wife-"Never, tnlnd.lt yo? have lost everything. You, still have mo." - ' Mr. Bustup-r"But you're not an as set- .You're ? 'running?''ex^nae.**^ Judge. . . .' v?V.i': ' :?^?thsr;'- ' j?t'th^ft^^1. yo???? th?VTnavo yo? puf sway ay ?Um mer fcfx?" "Yes, oAughter." j'Tne? I think Jt had botter i&?i?uU* ping today fer my. whstsr ; lanes.*--*