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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1916.
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Cotton is King.
And cotton seed next.
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Tho Balbuna cant keep oh balking |
much longer.
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England Has an "Acid" Scandal,- |
Headline. What a burning shame.
It is announced that Busala . has j
called ont all men of' age. Germany j
long ago called out men of all ages.
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It appears that that "punitivo ex
pedltlt n" into Serbia announced by |
Austria fourteen months ago, and sev
eral timos postponed for discretionary |
reasons, is at last about to begin.
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" Pity the poor railroads-but this
time for a different reason. Formerly
their complaints were based on poor
busineei Now they're bitterly lament
ing that thoy cant get enough caral
.to bandle the traffic
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o German military attache, ac
cused of complicity in the Dumba
plots to tie up export Industries, is
spending three weeks tn Ute West
?Aille his case is being considered.
Sing America first."
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I am the gravest danger that con?
Fronts England," lamenta George
ard Shaw, "because.-- I have the
lange power of turning the nation
slonatety away fi-om tho truth by
simple act of uttering it" But
?there's a perfectly simple remedy. If
this British Cassandra were a real
patriot, he'd tell dullborato lies; and
then the nation would be saved hy
being tooled Into a passionate accep
tance or the truth.
representative Wolfo. a.- brilliant'
young attorney of Anderson who at
lam broke into the legislature, after
several unsuccessful attempts, tells
the Andoreon Dally Mell he Is pre
paring several bills, one of which ls
designed "to tax worthless dogs out
of existence." Many states tn tbis
grand old Union have lost forever the
jttrvfcea of brilliant statesmen on t*.at
very bill. Mr. Wolfe may find .that
having walked into the legislature and
introduced a bili that interferes with
the rights and time-honored privi
leges of the "yaller dog," he may
turn right around tad walk right ont
iln.-Spartanburg Herald. Repro
bative Wolfe should remember the
*e of those who ft varad legislation
?ireciod at tho rabid dogs year* ago.
MONEY M E ETS MUSCLE.
A year apo Jolin I). Rockefeller,
Jr. explained lo a congressional com- I
mittee, investigating the Colorado'
labor war, Uiat an important officer I
of a great corporation couldn't bo
expected to know anything about the
working und living conditions of the
workmen employed-that he must
necessarily depend for such matters
on thc word of subordinates, and
must allow them wide discretion in.
handling their labor problems.
The last few days John D., Jr. has
been making a personal investigation
of the labor situation on the property
of the Colorado Fuel und Iron Co Ho
has talked and eaten with the Mbor
ers, swung a pick in the coal mines,
inspected the miners' houseB and
sought to obtain a complete, detailed
understanding of thc human clement
Involved In the corporation's work.
From all accounts the young bil
lionaire hus been getting on famous
ly with tho workmen, and he will
probably continue to get on with
them. For he has found that the men
aro Immun beings very much like
himself; and the same astonishing
fact ha? dawned on tho miners. Out
of their meeting face to fuco, as
friendly co-workers rather than ene
mies, will come better treatment and
better fortuno for both the capital
and labor involved in that industry.
This desirable consummation comes
because young John D. Jr., has re
versed hlB opinion. It would come
about In a great many other indus
tries if tho big capitalists would fol
low his oxample. What ls needed in
tho relations of capital and labor
more than anything cse IR the per
sonal relation between the men with
tho money and the men with the
muscle. The economic problem ls at
bottom a human problem. Thero must
be personal contact to Insure the mu
tual 'good will without which signed
wage BCC1?B and protocolo are fu
tile. Tho fewer "middlemen" there
aro between capitalist and workman,
the better.
JITNEY SUBMARINES.
Henry Ford's Idea for a gas-englno
submarine ia particularly Interesting.
If such engines can really be used
for under-water craft, providing pro
pelling power aa efficiently as they do
on tho surface, and not .betraying the
craft by a trail of escaping gas, their
value will bo enormous. They would
probably never supersedo the Improv
ed batteries recently perfected by
Edison.
Tho submariue at present is handi
capped by the fact that lt must carry
two sets of machine*)*-an oil-burn
ing engine for use on the surfaco and.
a set of batteries for motive power!
under water. The former can't bo
used whon submerged, and the latter
exhausts its power too quickly in sur
faco cruising. If a single gasoline eu
gine can be substituted for this double
power equipment, lt will mean a vast
Improvement in lightness, speed, ease
of control and cruising range.
That is ar. engineering problem
which Mr. Ford as a gas-engine ex
pert should be able to handle, If any
body can. The application he sug
gests for his Idea ls appealing In tts
picturesqueness.
Ho proposes to use these under
water gasoline motors for "Jitney sub
marines." They will be craft so small
that one or two men can operate
them. Their cost will not be more
than a good touring car or motor
boat. Each will hold one torpedo
possibly as "a pill on the end of a
pole"-and several such crsft might
be carried on a torpedo boat or other
war vessel and launched anywhere to
attack an adjacent enemy. A hostile
battleship would bo assailed by a
dosen of them at once. Tho losses
would count little In Uvea or property
value. By sheer numbers and the
confusing nature ot their attack, a
hundred or more of them might con
ceivably destroy an enUro fleet.
And that put*-, up to, the naval ex
ports another puzsling question. Tho
present trend ot submarine construc
tion is toward gr*at ebie and cruising
i rsnge. Is that all wrong, from a de
fensiv:, point ot view? Is the "Jitney
submarine" to carry tho day against
the "submarine cruiser?"
"It ls Jobs that women need." says
Dean Johnson of Now York Univer
sity. ''If they could all land oometntng
to do that would Interest them and
rhy them enough so that they could
live decently, I think we would very
soon hear little about this terrible un
rest which seems to be causing so
much trouble these diys."
It's doubtless true. In spite of all
the sentimont that has bent wasted
on women who are "forced to. leave
their homes and go out Into the world
to earn their living." lt's likely that
most of those same women are far
JOBS FOB WOMEN.
nioro co?t mi iud doing something "out'
in thc world" than they would be at
home, engaged in petty or useless
cares or folding their hands in old
fashioned idleness.
idleness palls, on a live woman no
less than a live man. And the Idle
ness of unemployed women becomes
more and more intolerable, as one by
one thc domestic tasks that once be
longed tp the feminine members of
the household have been taken from
her by the new social organization.
Her wool ls spun, lier cloth is woven,
her gu mien ts come i oady-made for
her and her children. Her fruits and
Jellies arc canned in factories. Her
bread is baked just as well and as
chouply as she can bake it. Her but
ter and milk arc delivered at her
door. Efficient and inexpensive laun
dries relieve her of ba^K-breaking
toll. Vacuum cleaners -lighten her
work Everything tends to give her
more leisure than her grandmother
had. And with the energy released by
this new leisure, lt would bc remark
able indeed If che were not "restless"
-particularly when almost any wo
man of brains feels that she could
make more than enough money in
congenial employment to employ un
ambitious servants for her routine
housework.
Men and women arc by no means
so different as people have imagined
-certainly not so different as men
have imagined. Man's greatest need
and blessing has always been a Job;
and it's perfectly natural that wo
men now should experience the same
need.
CHEMICAL PBOGUE?
Uncle 8am is making real progress
in chemical lines. The famine in dye
stuffs which has so greatly inconven
ienced American industries since tho
war began ls already finding relief.
Tho First National Exposition of
Chemical Industries at the Grand
Central Palace In Now York shows
that about fifty important colors aro
now being produced in quantities that
will soon mako the United Stetes in
dependent of Germany. In another
year, or two years at most, lt ls ex
pected that the making of, aniline
dyes will have become one of the
grcato.it American industries, not only
supplying our own needs but making
headway in foreign marketa
At present everything tends to en
courage the development of the busi
ness. - Prices are abnormally high.
The govcrnmont ls lendnig Its aid in
every way possible, and government
chemists have contributed valuable
discoveries. Thomas A. Edison has
perfected a new process for getting
benzol, the basic aniline material,
from the waste of gas of coke factor
ies, which has heretofore represented
a loss of $100,000,000 a year. Dr.
Rittman of thc federal bureau of
mines has worked out a process for
obtaining benzol from petroleum.
Private chemists are making steady
progross in adapting old formulas or
discovering new ones. The govern- r
ment has established at the New York
custom house a bureau for tho promo
tion of dyestuff industry. New com
panies are going into tho business,
and old ones sre extending their
plants. It is virtually certain that the
next congress will enact legislation
to protect the new industry from im
proper foreign competition when
peace comes.
The potash industry, too, for which,
after dyestuff, there is the greatest
need in America, ls ratting on its
feet. A new procesr .s said to have
been discovered for extracting potash
direct from feldspar, so simple and
commercially practicable that we shall
?soon havo the potash we need for fer
tiliser.
IA LIN E I
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Weather Forecast:-Fair Sunday;
Monday cloudy.
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Several people of the city includ
ing Mr. James N. Pearman and ..r.
Winston Smith attended th a Fairview;
stock show near Fountain Inn on Fri
day. "This ls always a great day,"
stated Mr. Smith yesterday. "Yester
day marked the Sith annual show And
strange to say not a single one ot
these big days bas ever been rained
out. The attendance waa around 5,
000."
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Am Important meeting of Hiram
Lodge. A. F. M., will be bell nert
Thursday evening tu this etty at
which tims tb? Master Mason's de
gree will be conferred. Gea T. Bryan,
Grand Master, and R, A. Cooper, Dep
uty Grand Master, are er-pectod to be
here for the ceremonies. AU Masons
of the bounty are cordially invited to
altond this important gathering. The
Grand Master is a resident of Green
ville, while the Deputy Grand Master
cen?es from Laurens. Both are so
well known throughout the state
that an introduction to the people of
Anderson is unnecessary, lt ia likely
that there will be a large attendance
of members of fraternity ut this meet
ing.
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One of the prettiest and one of tho
most attractive show windows ever
seen In Anderson may be seen at
Moore-Wilson's. The window is dec
orated with black and white, "blazer"
striped paper in a most effective way.
The only articles on display in the
window are a few black bata and
white kid gloves. This window would
bc a credit to any of the bigger stores
in the larger cities.
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Mr. S. M. Byars has received a let
ter from the state fahr ofQcials ask
ing that he and the tomato club agent
send their exhibits to Columbia in one
car, thlB car to be shipped from what
ever point suits best Mr. Byars and
Miss Carlington are now busy pre
paring their exhibits.
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Mr. Jas. D. Hammett returned yes
terday from Columbia where he had
been on a short business trip and
stated upon his return that while in
that city he had seen nearly all of
the ' Anderson county students at
South Carolina University.
"There are two boys from our mills
at Honea Path attending Carolina,"
stated .Mr. Hammett "who say that
during the summer they make enough
J louey in the weave room to pay their
expenses. I con say this for them,
they are two of the beBt weavers I
have ever Been. Their names arc
?Taylor and Brown and they have been
reared right there in the mill village
but are determined to get an educa
tion and are well on their way. One
of these boys has in his mind to Do
como a doctor but I believe he ought
to become a mechanical engineer for
he has a turn that way. If he would
do this ho would make a ,-ood one.
jit seems to me that tho fellow who
gets the practical side of anything be
fore he gets the theory, is always bet
ter than the man that gets it vice
versa. Thcso two young fellows de
serve credit for trying to get.an edu
cation and they will make good."
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"I have lust returned' from a two
weeks stay In Georgin,"^8tated Mr. J.
W. Sadler yesterday who sells rain
coats and trousers. "I found that
business conditions improved wonder
fully and I had an especially good
business while away."
A prominent business man yester
day stated that in associating witta
farmers all over the county he had
gathered that all of them were de
lighted with the good price bf cotton
now. He stated that the farmers,
nearly all of hem, were at least 60
percent better off this year than last
This year they are getting almosl
twice as much for their cotton and
then besides they have planted* lots
ot grain and havo hogs of their own
All of the young ladles at Andersos
college have been invited to attend
the Anderson theatre on Monday af
ternoon by Mnnager Trowbridge. Thc
military picture, "The Tango," will
be shown besides other good reels.
Chief Jackson of the Anderson fin
department has returned home after r.
stay of several days in Charlcstor
with Chief Behrens. Mr. Jacksoi
?vent to Chnlreston upon tho invita
tion ot Chief Behrens to inspect th?
Are fighting apparatus tn that cit]
and to their methods ot handlln
tlres.
Chief Jackson stated yesterday tba
he enjoyed overy minute of the sta
and while there got some good exper
lenee. Ho was the guest of the Char
leaton chief and answered every cal
with him. There were a number o
fires while ho was down there and h<
got some practical experience an?
learned soma nJW methods about.fin
fighting.
Adolph Gelsberg of "Potato Chip'
tame says: "Advertising in the In
telligencer certainly does pay; I pu
two lina squib In Tho Intelligence
and buaineaa picked np right now
?yesterday I received several lnquir
lea, and made several sales to partie
from ten and twelve miles ont in th
country as a result of that ad. beside
the ones I have sold here in the cit?
Yon convinced rae that Intelligence
advertising pays.**
?iJ. 8. Bogen, who has been with t
Fleishman it Bros. for six or aevei
years baa resigned to accept a posi
tion with the Carolina Uta Insoi
?noa company at Greenville. He leave
Monday for his new hom?, aad bi
many friends hore wish bim Godspeed
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In Nati
Washington, September 25.
Thousands of veterans of the Union j
army are here on t'.io eve of the for- '
ty-ninth annual encampment of tho
Grand Army of the Republic.
Fifty years after Gie last shot was
fired survivors of Gie union host
which marc" .ed in review from the
capitol to Gie White House, are to
retrace their steps next Wednesday.
. In the court of honor where Presi
dent Johnson stood Septem uer 29,
1865, President Wilson will stand to
greet the remnant of the victorious
armies of Grant and Sherman. Elab
orate plans have been made to assuro
si>e success of Gie encampment and
the city is in holiday array. Pennsyl
vania avenue through which Ute mili
tary pageant will pass is wailed with
the national colors, and Gags fluitoi*
from windows and housetops.
By tomorrow lt is expected 20,000
veterans, many of them survivors of
the 160,000 who participated in V.:e
grand review of 1865, will have reach
ed Ute city. Preparations for enter
taining 100,000 visitors have been
made. On the opening day of the
encampment various Informal recep
tions will be held and much of the
time given over to registration under
a system whereby veterans can easily
find old comrades.
President Wilson will attend tho
first formal reception in a ?luge au
ditorium adapted for the purpose in
the old Census building near the capi
tol which also will contain headquar
ters of the various departments and
army court of the grand army and
allied organizations during the en
campment. The following day the
military review will be held.
General Nelson A. Milos, who will
act as marshall of tho review, taking
Ute placo of General Sherman occu
pied in 1865, and David J. Palmer,
commander-in-chief of the?G. A. FX
already have arrived. Arnon gothers
who' are here or expected bj tomor
mor are the following noted veterans:
General James H. Wilson, of Wil
mington, Del., and General Granville
M. Dodge, of Council Binffs, Iowa,
Ute oily two living corps commanders
of the Union army; division comman
ders General Adelbert Ames, of Mis
sissippi, Gen. D. Mc M. Gregg, ot
Pennjc.yhUnlai; General Lewis A.
Grant, Minn., Gen. J. Warren Keif cr.
of Ohio and Brig. Gen. John T.
Wilder, of Knoxville, Tenn. Nearly
aU che veterans who marched with
Sherman and Grant who are enrolled
for the lin* of march Wednocday
have passed seventy' years of age and
it ls probable that another commem
oration of th? event never will be
held.
The line of march tor the parade
will ho from Peace Monument at the
east entrance of C ie Capitol grounds,
np Pennsylvania avenue and through
a court of honor erected in front of
the White House. With Ute other
distinguished officers of the United
States, Justices of the supreme court
and members of congress. Besides
tbs veterans hi line there will be eons
ot veterans, various cltisens military
organizations, troops of ft* regular
army, marino corps and sailors from
tb? fleet.
Tho parede. it Ls estimated^ will re
quire about three boara in passing.
General Mlle?, aa honorary grand
marshall of the parade, will have
army and navy officers aa his aides.
Col. Holser, chief ot staff to tho om
msadeMn-cShief of the G. A. R.. will
be the active marshall. Aa special
Tu ard to Commander-in-chief Palm
er will be the U. S. Grant Post of
Brooklyn, N. Y. Veterans will
march in their respective grand ar
my departments, the lien being head
ed by tho department of Illinois which
waa the first to be organized after
the war.
On T-Jursday and Friday business
Misti tigs ot Ute encamprovnt, Mth
sessions ot allied organizations will
al Reunion
ional Capital
tie held. After thu el cet lou of grand
officers Friday the veterans will pro
cee dto Arlington National cemetery
where President Wilson will lay the
cornerstone of a new national am
.pi theatre. Another feature will be a
public reception in the Capitol Thurs
day evening under tho auspices of
the Women's Relief corps. Tala or
ganization, co-operating with the wo
men of the O. A. H. will plant two
trees, one on each-side of the boule
vard leading to the Lincoln Memorial
in Potomac park. The first spadeful
ot earth in planting the first tree
will be turned by Commander-in-Chief
David J. Palmer, wbllo Mrs. Sarah
E. Fulton, president of tf.ie Women's
Relief corps, will have that honor in
planting tho second tree.
One of the events for tomorrow will
be the wig-wagging of a message of
greeting and good will to visiting vet
erans from President Wilson.- The I
message will be signalled by men
familiar with the old Myer code which
was sent from station to station about
Washington by survivors of the sig
nal corps of" fifty years ago.
Signalling features of u:e encamp
ment will continue throughout tho
week under charge of Lieut. George
Carr Round, president of the United
States Veterans Signal Corps asso
ciation. The main station of the vet
eran sbrnal corps will -be on the
heights of Georgetown in tho ex
treme western section 'of Washington
and upon the spot where the govern
ment had its Signal Instruction
cunps during tho war. Mt. Tabor
Methodist church which stands there
will bo the headquarters. From that
point welcomes will be wig-wagged
and messages.of peace and'good will
to the world are to be sat. Other
stations are established at Fort
Stevens, Fort De I/assy; tho National
Soldiers Home, Fort Richardson and
the Dome of the Capitol.
Secretary Garrison and Secretary
Daniela have co-operated with the
committees to entertain the veterans.
Regular troops from Fort Myer are
to give daily drill exhibitions on the
Washington Monument grounds
*.\? idle submarines, torpedo boats and
other small naval craft unknown to
civil war times are to be on exhibi
tion in Washington harbor in the Po
tomac.
Mingling in the throngs of wearers
of the Blue who. have reached here
are wearers of the Confederate Gray
w< ;o wore especially invlfrl to attend
the encampment. The invitations
were extended as a result of the union
of thc Blue and tho Gray at Gettys
burg two years ago.
NEW JERSEY JUSTICE
Aged Woman Apple Picker Punished
Despite Pretests.
(From The Wall Street Journal.).
More than 60 residents ot Linden
attended court proceedings inls, morn
ing to protest against the fining of
Mrs, Susana Hudak, who ls psst CO
years old, for taking seven apples
from under tho trees of a neighbor's
orchard.
Although Mrs. Jenn Do ven teer,
owner ot tho orchard, told the court
she had adven Mrs. Hudak permis
sion to take as mud* of the fruit as
sh? wanted Recorder Peter Bundy
fined the defendant $5 and costa.
The case against Mrs. Hndak rest
ed on the testimony of Marshal Pet
rue, who ?aw her coming out af tho
Devenieer orchard last Sunday morn
ing with the applies In her apron.
"Sven sf she did not steal the ap
ples," ?aid. Record Sunday^ "sha
ought not to have bean carrying
them on Sunday."
A few weeks ago Bundy fined
John Sepp, an h>e dealer, for giving
away on Sunday ice that w*s needed
(or a sick baby.
AFTER THE WAE
German Bankin? Interests Experted
to Quite England for Hie United
States.
(Adams In Boston .sews Bureau.)
The position of so-called German
hunkers In England and the United
States ls highly Interesting at tho
present time. I hear that there is
likely to.be a great exodus of Ger
man banking interests and of bank
ing fortunes In general from Great
Britain to ti.ie United States. After
the war, taxes are likely to bo heavy
enough to constitute a handicap in
banking transactions and the expan
sion of capital Interests In London. I
am told that Sir Edgar Speyer, now
summering in New England, not
only desires to renounce his English
titile but ls likelly to become an Am
erican citizen.
It has been Incomprehensible on
this side of the water that tfte Eng
lish should try to drive big bank
ing Interests associated with English
finance slmplly because they sprang
from Germany or had large German
connections. The attacks upon the
house of Speyer have not been un
derstood upon U.is Bide of the wa
ter.
I think lt will surprise most peo
ple to learn that there ls a senti
ment In England that but for the fi
nancial interests of Speyer nnd Cas
sel, Turkey might now be on the side
ot England. ,
This ls the story I vet from an
American bankers. I give it because
lt Bhows how important are financial
movement tn connection with politi
cal or governmental action. Bank
ing power was never so big and
never so important as today. It is
tho ono free and mobile power in
the world. Because ot the Impor
tance of financial power I give this
story as I heard it from the banker
although I have not bad the time or
the opportunity to confirm lt.
"Stiortdy before the outbreak of
hostilities between England and Tur
key, at a time when Great Britain
thought she had Turkey and Turkish
interests lined up on the side ot the
allies, the Imperial & Ottoman bank
(n London, controlled by Slr Edgar
Speyer andi Slr Ernest Cassel, is said
to have called all ita loans in Turkey
and Mohammedan countries in gen
eral.
"As a result there was a suddo-i
and completely change of sentiment
un the part of Turkish leaders who
feared England was trying to ruin
their country and its business. Prom
that time Gie controlling powers in
Turkey favored the cause of Ger
many.
"When the action of the Imp?rial
& Ottoman bank came to the atten
tion of tho British war office, botth
Speyer and Cassel wcro caliea to
task.
"Each claimed Gie object of call*
lng loans waa to get together in Lon
don all the funds available so that
the bank might purchase some or
tho now British treasury notes which
then were about to be issued.
"As Is openly known, Speyer was
forced to leave England because of
th* feeding against him."
Knew Hts Townsmen.
A Glasgow hawker was touring
the provinces, offering for sale bis
marvelous euro-all mixture, and one
lay, when about to uncork a bottle
to-* hts audience to sample, he found
to Cit? disgust that bis sorkscrew
i7as missing.
"Is there Any gentleman in thia
trowd tresa Glasgow 7" hs asked,
looking over his audience.
"?es! I am,'* time a reply, in an
unmistakably GIasgow aocenf..
"Then lend me yonr corkscrew,"
iras the quick rejoinder.
Now comes the author who de
sleres that "the Inferiority ot South*
5rn men in 1865" ls due to the fact
hat she lost her best and had to ac
cept a generation bred frorr the
reaker-stock. Maybe; hut did Sher
dan and Sherman kill all the ohtl
lren ot the soldiers?-Florida
rimes-Union.