The intelligencer. (Anderson, S.C.) 1915-1917, September 23, 1915, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1916.
Weli, how ''oes tho old blanket feel.
The calamity howlers ought to or
ganizo a "Takc-it-Baek" league.
It's mighty hard for tho Palm
Beach to romain neutral these oven
ings.
Old Mother Earth neodu to spit on
her hands in the vicinity of Panama
Canal.
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At 85 He Cots Permission to Wed
Again.-Headline. There's no fool
i ike, etc.
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Gallon-a-Montb receipts at tho ex
press ofilco should pick up with the
advent pf this cool weather.
Bryan received $1,600 for hts poaco
lecture in Boston last Sunday. Oh,
tito blessings of peace (talk).
The Kaiser's automobile has been
wrecked. Fine chance for Arch Todd
to sell 'him a. Ford.
What has become of tho old fash
ioned farmer who used to come for
ward and pay his subscription to tho
paper as soon as ho sold his cotton.
A few moro of thoso Tom Loyless
articles, on Tom Watson a..J well be
convinced tho Augusta Chronicle edi
tor is the original mauler.
Col. Banks ot tho Columbia Roce i
has an editorial omitted "Tho Penalty
of Wealth." Whaddye you know about
a newspaper guy talking that way.
Some hogs love acorns and others
love to take a hslf of a raliway coach
seat for themselves with their grips
occupying the balance.
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Tho debutante who has a young
physician aa an admirer should never
make the mistake of telling him that
he haa "such killing ways."
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"John Barleycorn, Goodbye," naya
tho Sumter Item. Why give bim up
so noon, old scout, when yon hare un
til December 31 to com m un o with
him.
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A local story in the Columbia Stat?
says Calcera College, located In that
burg, opens today. We reMly weren't
certain whether ?Shikkory waa In
Laurens, Clinton, Columbia. Greenville
or Jedburg.
VON BEBJISTOKFrS LAST CHANCE '
Tlic futo of German-American rela
tions now appears to be dclinliely lu '
the bands of one man. Ambassador
von Ilernstorff. according to his own
.'?tntoment, has boen given a free hand
In negotiating between Washington
and Berlin.
"I am In charge now." lie said In a
recent Interview. "Mr. lansing and I
have readied a complete understand
lng. Wo have completely shared j
each other's views, and nre in ac
cord." Ile expressed his confidence J
that "within a fortnight all supponed
difficulties between tho United States
and Germany will have been settled,
and permanently settled."
If the German ambassador can
bring about such i desirable consum
mation, ho will merit the everlasting
gratitude of the two nations and the
praise of the entire world.
Neither Germany nor the United
States want war. The American peo
ple, at least, do not want trouble of
any kind. Count von Dernstorff now
has a rare opportunity of acting au
mediator between friendly nations'
tlmt have drifted into misunderstand
lng. .Mis chief obstacle Is the militarist '
party of Germany, represented by Ad- ?
mirai von Tlrpitz, the remorseleBH1
leader of flic submarine" campaign and
apologist for "frightfulness."
There ls a secondary, obstado in
tho anti-Amcrlcau feeling and jingoist
prido aroused among the German peo
ple by those same militarists. The Ger
man government, having yielded to
them for a time, has sown the wind;
and now thc Kaiser and his moro ra
tional advisors seek to soften their
naval policy and conciliate America,
tliey find they have raised the whirl
wind.
Tho German people, however, can
be handled. They are accustomed to
tn'tlng their emotional cues, as well
as their facts and logic, from the gov
ernment through Its established
mouthpieces. Tho problem therefore
is chiefly ono of ridding German
statesmanship of the baneful Influence (
of such naval monomaniacs tm von <
Tlrpitz and von Rcventlow.
Hy von Ilernstorff"s work of theso
two weeks ho will stand or fall. It
is tim final test of his ability and his |
sincerity. It le the test of Germany's
sincerity, too; but we ere Judging
Germany largely through hor ambas
sador. If ho is reully "in charge," the
outcome is likely to mean for him
either glory or ruin.,, lie has twice
held out great hope? to tho United
iStateB. If he makes good now, we
shall appreciate his work to the full.
Thc first' time no filled. TP he", falls
again, we shall wsnt nothing mere to
do with bim. nacl 'perhaps? nothing
more to do with lift ofhrotry.
COUNTRY LIFE REVIVING.
"Country life is dying in America
because of tho drudgery of the farm
er and tho lonesomeness of lils wife,"
decared a speaker in the International
Irrigation Congress.
But the gentleman needn't be so
pessimistic. Ho ls looking at tho j
past rather than-th? present and fu
ture, and pondering tho census re
turns of 1900 and 1910 when he might
be figuring out tile change that 1920
will reveal.
The old-fashioned farmer was In
deed a slave1 of drudgery, and his
wife was a victim of lonesomeness.
But those phases of agricultural life
aro passing. <?
Year by year improved' farm ma
chinery and better methods- Cessen the
toll. The older generation" bf fhrmers
scattered manure .over theil ? fields
with a pitchfork, walked behind the
plow and harrow, sowed their need by
hand, reaped the grain with A cradle
and thrashed lt with a 'flail. ' An such
work ls now dono by machinery on
sn up-to-date tann. And even the
useful but troublesome farm bones
art giving way to- -gasoline engines
that will pull the plow and haul the
wagons and saw wood sud pump
water and do all sorts of miscellan
eous work.
It's vastly different for the farmer's
wife, too. She ls brought closer to
her neighbors by means ot the tele
phono and the automobile. She has
books and magasines and newspapers.
She has tho world's best music, at
slight cost. She baa more .leisure as
well as more "company."
Life on a prosperous farm ls rapidly
becoming more comfortable and pleas
ant than life In the city, and country
peoplo aro beginning to recognise it.
Tho prestige of tho city Is falling.
Tho farmer and bis wife are comlrg
to be envied Instead of pitied, and
with very good rt ?son.
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PARCEL POST EXPORTS*
. The post office department la re
ported to be working out a plan for
the furtherance of our export trade
through a radical extension ot the
foreign parcel post service. The de
Ul!? have nat been made public, but
It ls understood that the piar con
templates taking off thc present size
and weigh' restrictions and making It
possible to mail abroad anything that
can non bc malled from one point to
another in the United States.
The purpose ls to bring the Ameri
can manufacturer Into direct relations
with the foreign merchant or consum
er. Hitherto the biggest manufactur
ers have hud an advantage in the ex
port trade, because they alone could
afford the expense of developing it.
The object o. tho government in this
now project ls seid to he to give
everynody un equal chance at the for
eign markets, Just ar the domestic
parcel post has already served to
equalize opportunities in our own
markets.
It look? Uko an admirable move.
The federal trade commission is un
df.rstond to be directly interested in
lt. ulong with tho g<neral promotion
of export trade, ult hoi.',;,, it was sup
posed to he primarily created to
"regulato 1 business. Maybe business
doesn't rood so much regulating any
more ns people thought. Anyhow, it
is well to have the various adminis
trative departments of the govern
ment co-operating In a campaign to
win all posslhle legitimate trade ad
vantages abroad for American busi
ness, and in fostering business
democracy in both our export and
domestic commerce.
WAU BLINDNESS.
War ls tho great distorter of judg
ment. Nothing else makes nations so
inacapable of estimating each other
correctly, or so little disposed to do
each of r justice.
Even though calmer than any of tho
belligerents, our own nation lias
shuwn great abcrations. Those of us
who sympathize with tho Allies have
a roprehenslhlo tendency to belittle
Germany and all things German, and
thoco who sympathize with Germany
have been still more contemptuous of
things Hritish. The same majority
which, in UusHo-Jupnncsc war, bad
nothiug but condemnation for Russia,
vow finds that country an object of
ad: ?...ration.
Tbc Europeans, of course, have
gone much further than wo in their
IOBS of perspective. Even the scholars
of thc belligerent counries, whose cul
ture should ralso them above petty
race prejudices, neem as weak as their
Ignorant compatriots. It has become
the fashion for writers to belittle
great men, when it is those m*>n's
misfortune to belong to nations with
whom tho writers are now at war.
Thus D'Annunzlo, tho literary genius
of ' Italy is described by the Germans
as a "monkey." An Oxford profes
sor soberly announces that Heina the
great German lyric poet, was "only
a milk-and-water Longfellow," and
that whatever was meritorious in the
philosopher Kant wis due to his be
ing "more than hair Scotch 1"
An English scientific writer de
scribes the discovery of "X-rayB" by
Roentgen as merely a "fortunate ac
cident," and belittles German nntural
science. Another condemns Goethe one
of the great world figures in litera
ture, because bis "deliberate and
colossal self-development." Another
Englishman linda that the Germans
have had no musicians of Importance
oxcept Bach and Mozart, and that "the
Gormans are now surpassed in music
by other nations."
The Germans turn culture values up
side down with the samo cn thu dam.
They see in the English people mere
ly "what Treltschko saw-"shallow
utilitarians, narrow and selfish is
landers, hypocrites with the Bible In
or.fi hand and a pipe of opium in the
other." They are as sure as were the
ancient Greeks that all the rest of
mankind are "barbarians." "Sven for
the French, their teachers ir so many
elements of science and culture, they
profess little regard, and tor the
Rellane only contempt.
In military mattera the belligerents
?how the same mutual acorn, although
BS the New York Evening Post point
ed out Ute other day, "The French
must r?alit? they ore using German
drill tactics, and the Germana that
Ibolr wireless ls Italian, their dread
noughts English, their aeroplanes,
nut' mobilen and submarines perfected
chiefly by the French."
' It's a crazy vorld. Sooner or later,
however, lt will return to ita normal
{?unity and thon maybe the various na
tion? ' now engaged in a blind cam
paign of mutual depreciation wont
bate us quite so much for having
kept our heads a little better, than
they did.
Spartanburg's cotton market yes
terday was higher than Greenville's,
101-2 cents paid hore while the best
Greenville offered was 10 8-8.-Spar
enburg Herald. But Greenville will
come back at you, Bro., and any the
tam? bale would weigh lass in Spar
enburg than in Greenville.
li I N E
DOPE
Weather Forecast-Cloudy on
coast and fair in interior Thursday
and Friday.
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Tile fact that Anderson is appreciat
ed as a shopping center was shown
yesterday when a young lady came
from a neighboring town, 40 miles
away, and Just as close to some of the
other leading cities of tho Piedmont,
to buy her fall millinery and coat
suits und furnishings. She stated
that she liked to do her shopping in
Anderson because she could get what
she wanted and all of thc clerks In the
stores here were always so nice in
serving customers.
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A genuine counterfeit silver dollar
was being shown yesterday by Mr. S.
H. Pr?vost of the Anderson Ice com
pany. Mr. Provost stated that one of
tho drivers of the ice wagons had
received it on his rounds and that the
negro did not know where he got lt.
Tho dollar was a great deal lighter in
weight than the genuine coln of the
same denomination and looked as if it
contained a larger percent of allumi
num.
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A condensed statement of tho sworn
statements of the conditions of the
five hanks in the city shows that they
have a total of more than $3,500,000
loaned out at this time. The report
also shows these banks have more
than $1,500,000 on deposit and that
they have approximately ?1,S200,000 in
capital and surplus and undivided
profits. It looks as if there is noth
ing wrong with tho banks In this city
from a financial standpoint.
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At Thc Anderson today and this
evening will bo shown "Tho Tangle,"
a wonderful military picture in four
reels, in whicb regular United States
soldiers are to be seen In action. This
is said to bo a very Interesting pic
ture and will likely draw large
crowds. A portion of the door receipts
will bo donated to tho 8cnior Philathea
class of tho First Presbyterian church.
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Crowds ot people were lined up on
South Main street yesterday watching
the negro placing the brick used in
the paving Just as lt a big automo
bile race was to bo pulled off. The
?rick layer ls really, a wonder and
knows his job all right.
His name ls Syd Howard, and he
has been with the Southern Paving
company for 15 yearsV Ha .con placo
four rows of brick at one time and
puts them down faster than Beven
negroes can bring them to him. When
everything is going wjell he can lay
40,000 brick a day or an average of
4,000 every hour or over 60 a minute.
This is equivalent to* 1,000 square
yards a day and he ta the only man
employed In laying the brick on this
Job.
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This afternoon and tonight motion
pioture reel will be presented at the
Bijou showing Satanet the "Virginia
Daredevil," climbing a 20 story build
ing in Atlantic City. It will be re
membered that this same fellow
climbed the Hotel Chlquola building
a few weeks ago and his feat was
watched by several hundred people.
The picture today will show him tn
a much more daring deed and will be
very exciting.
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After conferring with ir.??abers of
the bar association yesterday tbs jury
commissioners did not a raw Jurors to
serve for the second w?ek of court
of common pleas which convenes on
October 4. Tho members of the har
did not think it necessary since there
would not be enough cases for Jury
trial to occupy tho attention ot court,
more than the first week.
Mayor Godfrey yes' 4rday announced
that tho circus wagons would not be
allowed to uso River street because
tho narrow tires on the -wheels might
cut up the paving. Superintendent
Craney aald that his company would
not be willing to bava the traffic over
the street unless the street' had been
iceepted or unless tho city would be
responsible for damages.
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The street flusher waa put In opera
tion yesterday and ap; eared to he do
ing satisfactory work. Uko every
thing else, however, most everyone can
see where improvements can be made
on lt
Mrs. G. A. Rubenstam lost a valu
able diamond ring yesterday in a very
peculiar way. She stated that aha
had the ring on her finger when she
left home and when she reached the
store it waa gone, it having Just
dropped from her floger in some way.
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Get the Idea Clearly
This Evans "money cheerfully refunded"
policy is for our sa?e as much as for yours;
it works within and without the store. We
say also, "after the test of wear;" we want
to be sure, and we want you to be sure of
satisfaction.
It puts the matter squarely up to us, where
it ought to be put. It makes it imperative
that nothing shall pass our board of merchan
dise censors that isn't worthy of our guaran
tee.
lt's a good policy for you and for us; it main
tains the highest quality and value standards.
WE'RE now showing superb styles in fall hatsTwith
the style they also offer real triumphs of value; our
expert fitting assures you of the greatest becoming
ness.
Stetsons $3.50, $4, $5; Evans Specials $2. $2.50, $3.
"Thc Store with - a Conscience"
The ring has a large ruby, encircled '
by diamonds, and is very valuable j
both from a financial standpoint and j
as an heirloom. She is offering a
liberal reward .for its return to her.
Mr. K. W. Thom has arrived in the |
city from Johnson City, Tenn., to take (
up tito duties of commercial agent for,
the Piedmont & Northern lines. Tho
following notice has been sent out
from thc railway's official headquar
ters:
, Effective Ulis date, Mr. K. W. Thom
IB appointed Commercial Agent at
Anderson, S. C., vice Mr. It. 3. Thomp
son resigned to engage in other busi
ness.
C. 8. Allen,
Approved: Traffic Manager.
.E. Thompson,
V. Pres. & General Mgr.
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? COMMUNICATION +
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
Executive Chamber.
Columbia, S. C., Sept. 17, 1915.
Dear Sir:
I hand you the enclosed copy wlUi
the request that, if you agree with
me that same will prove of interest
to your readers, you run samo in your
next issue.
It ls the policy of this office to keep
in close touch with the people on all
public matters, and wo know of no
better plan than that of keeping the
public informed of the Joings of the
governor's office through the news
papers of the state.
Would be glad to hoar from you
from time to Ume.
Respectfully,
O. B. La Roque,
Secretary to the Governor.
Gaffney. S. C., Sept. ll, 1915.
-Hon. It. I. Manning, Governor,
Columbia, S. C.
Dear Slr:
I take pleasure in writing yoH today,
the object being as to whether T not
it would be advisable for a man of
seven in tho family, consisting of
four boys and one girl, my wife and
self, living in-nice location, on rented
land, to resign position of farming
and move to town.
I ask you as a personal friend ot
mine to give this letter consideration.
The ages of my children range from
seventeen to seven. By morin ? to
the city I would have better educa
tional advantages, and lt ia my whole
desire to give my children a fair
education. Please glvo me a few
minutes of your tune advising mo as
to what ls best for my family and
myself. Pleas? give me an early re
ply on th's important subject, and I
will probably be able to help others
by having your leuer published in our
local cotu.ty newspaper.
.I am a poor man and have never
accumulated much of Ma world's
goods.
Hoping you will give Ails letter
your immediate consideration, I re
main, as ever,
Your friend,
(Signed) M. Turner Phillips.
Columbia, 8. C.. Sept. 15. 1915.
Br. M. Turner Phillips.
' R. *V D., Gaffnoy, S. C.
Dear Mr. Phillip?:
I received your letter several days
ago and have elven'' th? question
which you propose careful and
thoughtful consideration. I appre
ciate your desire for tbs educational
advancement of your children, but
there are some matters which ? we
must seriously consider b.\rore tak
ing' the step yon propose. Id ?he
outset I must advise you to remain
ou the farm if i or,L.blc.
One of the big problems of our state
at the present time is to make farm
lifo so profitable and so attractive
that it will hold the people in the
country and stop the movement into
our crowded cities. You say you are
a small farmer and have not accumu
lated much of this world's goods.
Years ago I as a young man was fac
ing practically the same problem that
you aro facing today. My choice at
t?at time was the farm. I believe
that with the proper effort moro mon
ey-more happiness, more content
ment, is to bo found among the men
of South Carolina who till the soil.
The city has many advantages to
offer and also many disadvantages.
You must consider, among other things
the extra items of expense. In your
farm home you 'nave no electric light
bills, no coal bills, no high monthly
rentals, no extra expenditure for
olothlng, and many of the other- ex
travangoes that go to make up thc
life of our people in the cities; on
the other hand you ha*e your fire
wood, you have your food crops, your
.hogs, cattle and live stock, and, above
all, you have that atmosphere of
freedom and independence that can
not be found in the city.
South Carolina is making a con
stant and wonderful stride in mat
? ters ti education and in improvements
in niothods of farming. It has been
; my hope and my ambition to see the
i day when as good educational ad
! vantages are offered to the child of
1 tho rural and mill communities as are
given to the children of our cities.
By this I mean good, sound, prac
tical / horse-sense education without
any frills. In your county educa
tional progress has _?een remark
abe,'
If you are not now Uvmg near a
good country acuco!, I would advise
you to cast about, this fail, and find
a piece of land -which you will be able
to cultivate successfully, that is locat
ed, within a convenient distance of
one of these sohools. When you have
found this piece of land my advice ls
.purchase same If possible, on easy
terms, paying a little each year. Then
map out your plans to farm on bus
iness basis; don't work your farm in
? haphazard; happy-go-lucky way,
i would advice you to consult Clem
son college farm demonstrators and
ask their advice In farming methods,
especlallly winter cover crops so as
to save expense in fertiliser.
Write to the Clemson authorities
and have them send you all of their
bulletins. Study these bulletins;
study your soil and try to plant and
cultivate the crops that are best suit
ed to the conditions. One of the main
troubles with our people is that .they
have been slaves to what hi popularly
called the -"one crop" idYa. Wo all
know that forever and) a day cotton
must be our major crop; but our sol'
is capable of producing the very best
of every kind of food crop. You
should not forsake cotton, but you
should use. it as your velvet crop
your extra money crop. Raise first
your home supplies. You should con
sult your land and consult wlt'i the
County Form Demonstrator and find
out Just what food crops grow best
on your land.
Every year in South Carolina, mil
lions of dollars are sent ont of our
state In exchange for little cans and
packages from other states. These
cans contain foods, practically all of
which can bo raised at home. I would
'suggest that each year you put up aa
much canned vegetables, canned fruits
and other foods tn cans, aa possible;
a big amount can be saved In this
manner. Take, for instance, if you
should move to town; whenever your
good wife wanted a can of tomatoes
tan canta would bmve to be depositad
at the corner grocery store. Yon
should grow sweet potatoes, Irish
potatoes and all kinda ot vegetables;
(here should be a mall cane latch
to make your molasses; you should
plant bur clover and cow peas; you
should plant some vetch with your
oats, and in this manner you would
holp to feed both your family and
your live stoch and. at tue same time
improve your land,
The farm offers greater opportunity
to a man faen any profession or trade
that I know of in the slate, and I
would urge you, Mr. Phillips, to ro
main on tho.*farm wh'oro.you can be
contented and happy. Find that
country school and, keep your child
ren there just as lou; as possible. It
ls a fact that our rr al districts dur
ing the past ten years have been de
pleted of a large majority of a sturdy
people which das caused a serious
setback to the people of the entire
state. Our people must come to learn
that the basis of ail prosperity for all
tho' people is a successful farming
clasB. Until we get most out of the
soil in this state and make moro com
fortable homes for Our wisaa,.^..and
daughters, we cannot hope to have tho
better things pf t'.ils life andi to keep
our boys and girls on the farm.
I want to see more of our white
tenants own homes; this is the most
important problem before us. I
trust that as our attention and in
terest are centered in the solution of
this question, that wc will be able
soon to have a practicable working
plan , by which the desired result can
bu accomplished.
I would like for you to write ra
from time to timo as to just What
progress you are making; write me
about any nroblem that may come up.
I am i?ienBelly Interested in these
questions and you may command my
services at any time to give you the
best poaslblo information that I am
able to.
I am, with best wishes,
Very truly yours,
(Signed) richard) I. Manning,
Governor.
When Cyclone Tams Loose.
(From The Denison Herold ) .
Cyclone Davis, . Congressman-at
large from Texas, has wired Postmas
ter General Burleson with request
that Knowledge bp communicated to
the president thatw hen he gets to
Washington ho proposes to twlBt the
British Lions' tall until.tho roar of
that animal awakens the sleeping dead
of Due war of 1812. Tho cause for
his wrath is found In the'reported of
fer of the English government to pur
phase America's entire cotton crop
rather than have it or any part of it
fall into tho hands of Britain's ene
mies, and which will also remove
fron* further, controversy the question
as to wl'jether or not. cotton .la con
traband. Wie don't know, of course,
but wo will'wager that when the bom
bastic congressman from Texas se?
cur-s the floor for the purpose of giv
ing expression to his pop ul ist ic and
anarchistic views, tho cloak rooms
will not hold the members and they
will have to adjourn to th? corridors.
Bluebeard Explain*.
Tho Interviewer--Why dkfc-yon as
sassinate all your wives an' soon as
the honeymoon waa overt"
Blaebecrd-Yan see, Pd promised
to love et?h one as long as sfhe lived,
and no matter what other sins i've
committed I never disappoint a lady.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Ber Characteristic.
"Of couves your wife favors votes
for women T'
"Yes," replied Mr. Meekton, "but
I suspect shell fituL.it bardi to ap
prove of any plan that allows some
o fhte women she knowe- to vote just
tba sans, as she doe?. "-Washington
9Ur.
More than ordinary sejf-control ls
aeededt tc enable a man to go- ufa Ia
the attic every time -he tesla, like
swearing.