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THURSDAY, JUNE X 1915.
There's nothing wooden sbout
Woodrow.
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25,000.000-year-old Serpent Reaches
Nsw York.-Headline. The devil!
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We trust Gottlieb von Jagow Hebe
Gott more than be does a jag.
Begin Work When War ls Over.
Headline. You're in for a long vaca
tion, brother.
That Spartanburg thief who stolo
a tnh of lard believed in getting the
fat of the land.
Poison Victim Says He Didn't Seek
Death.-Headline. Usually death does
tbs seeking In such esses.
Wc suppose lt ls celled the theatre
of war because of the battles staged
and there are so many wings.
Olrl Gets Shot as She- Talks of War.
-Headline. Would have been better
lt she had gotten only halt shot
Von Tirplts ls chsracterlsed ss a
"typical old sea dog." Calm yourself,
ya shades ot, Stade Bonnett, Cspt.
Kidd and other pirates of old.
A Kew York State aviator fell to
his death In a cemetery. Let us hope
bia spirit flew in the direction op
posite from that in which he fell.
Result of Zeppelin raid over Lon
don: one Infant, one boy and one
woman hilled. Wonder lt the Kaiser
Will give tho Lord his share of credit
for that brilliant feat?
Greenwood County Is to organize a
split-lug. drag association. We un
derstand Brother Bill Gardner. Jr.,
of the Journal is waiting to find out
who is going to 'split the logs before
Joining.
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Colonel Aftermath reports: "Along
tho southern paragraphical front,
there ts virtually no change." Neither
ls there any on either the right or
left flank.-Spartanburg Herald.
Nautically speaking, neither ls thor?
any a-stern, port or starboard.
Germany hus Issued a "White
Book-- in which lt sets forth alleged
atrocities committed by Russian sol
diers invading Prussia. Wonder hew
much tba crimea said to have bees
committed lack offsetting. Osman
outragea perpetrated ta Belgium.
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\E WHIMPER GAMENESS.
One of tue finest exhibitions of
nerve we have Been, in Hie clrcuni
staiwes now prevailing in the busi
ness world, and espeeially for a news
paper, UH HO business in the eountry
baa felt more k^<-tily the pinch of
lian! times, i- that shown by The
Florence Times, u hustling dully
newspaper published In the thriving
metropolis of the greut Pee Dee sec
tl M. Florence, in getting out a
"Greater florence Rdltiou."
TII?H sp><ia| edition comes -12 page?
btrong, which is u mammoth paper
for a town the size of Florence and
a plant (lie capacity of ihut of The
Times. A perusal of the sfveral
bright sections of the puper reveals
a w< ?Ith ol information with refer
ence to the resources of the splendid
Beet loll of country, rich In agricul
tural resources, blessed with gv .
climate HIM! fortunate in location ? i
respei ts railroad transportation.
Somebody on The Times hus been
ut work, und, whoever he is. he knows
his business. While the mechanical
appearance of the edition is excel
lent, the subject matter ls the n-ul
feature of the paper. Various sub
jects have been treated by persons
well versed in the braiu-he* cover
ed by their writing upon all topic
covered in the edition.
An editoriul in thia issue of The
Tlnii s, which ls In Hu- nature of a
foreword for Hie booster edition, is
a clarion eall lo business to "burk
up" willoh ls unexcelled by anything
we have read In many moons. The
Hplrlt exhibited ls so flue that we re
produce herewith the editorial In
i|ueHtion :
"The extraordinary times through
which we are passing huve fallen
with heavier burden upon the South.
perhupB, than upon any other section
of the United States. By no means
the least extraordinary or remarkable
circumstance In connection with
(lint fact ls that the South baa shown
a power of reslstence to panic, a sta
bility during depression and leainenev
und recuperative power, which is
truly astonishing.
"Nothing can argue more atrongly
the fundumeutal soundness ot South
ern business, cud the resourcefulness
of Soul hem business men than do
these manifestations.
"We have found that our business
and our institutions were built upon
a rock and not upon the sand. They
were not to be beaten away by the
tempest o( fear that swept the land
like a gale before the face of the
storm of approaching war.
"With every business prospect
bright and abundant crops smiling
from every Held, with confidence
strong and nothing to threaten the
way, wa looked out upon a year of
unprecedented prosperity and prog
ress. With the first crash of war
business was paralysed and the very
abundance of our great cotton crop
but served to -further depress Un
value. The crisis was the severest
that the New South had ever met.
How she has met it is now a matter
of history. She met lt heroically and
triumphantly, and today she faces the
future with a finer tread and surer
purpose and more certain destiny
than ever before in her history.
" 'The times that try men's souls'
bring terror only to the weak; to the
strong they bring opportunity.
"We believe that South Carolina
recognizes this splendid fact and tb t
she baa met and ls meeting that op
portunity more than half way. We
believe, and have believed, that the
people of Florence, the business men,
professional men, the working men.
the farmers and God bless 'em, the
women, are imbued with this spirit
of self-reliance and community of in
terest that makes that opportunity at
tainable. They are resolved upon
seising and making the best of lt.
"This spirit prevadea every activity
and the heart of every dweller in
Florence we verilv believe and lt is
this that makes Florence In truth a
leader In every forward movement
in this great section of South Caro
lina pf which she ls the geograph
ical centre as she ts the point of the
crossing of the ways.
"Convinced that this was so. we
came to the conclusion that this was
the time to "buck up" and let the
country xnow that Florence, for one.
was planning for bigger things-In
thc midst of - war was planning for
peace, us lt were, and we Invited our
friends and patrons, the business men
of Florence and of our elster towns
of Florence County, to Join us In this
movement for exploiting to tue world
the advantages of Florence and Flor
ence County and the opportunities
which they offered to those who
would come among us.
The "Greater Florence Edition" of
The Dally Times contains the re
sponse to that cal). That it Was gen
erous, we acknowledge moat graceful
ly, that lt was splendid we protest to
all those who scan these pages, that. it
proven our caie and our contention
we assert without fear of contradic
tion. It exempt I fie? the spirit of pro
gressiveness and confident strength
which animates the spirit of tbe com
munity. As an expression of this
spirit, we offer yon. dear reader, our
salutations through thia "Greater
Florence" edition of The Dally Times.
-'Here's how!*" _
Pertinent Query.
(IAncaster Newa.)
The Anderson Intelligencer ls
worthy of Its name, but lt never con
tained a more pertinent query than
this: Wonder hew the little doggie
which hasnt s muxsle Jammed over
hts head would feel when "being
chased through the streets ? by an
officer with a pistol If be knew how
little ls being done to destroy the fly,
which ls a million times more dan
gerous to the health ot tb* com
manila.. "
RECESS
( Rudy ai
God of our fathers,
Lord of our tar-ll
Ueneatti whose awfi
Dominion over p
Lord God ot Hosts,
l est we forget-les
1 a i -called, our na vi
On dune and bea
Lo, all our pomp ol
ls one with Nine\
Judge of the Nation
Lest we forget-les
GERMANY AGAII
(Augusta <'li ron ldc. )
lt looks more und more us tr the I
war will riaally resolve ltseir Into
ii situutiou where Germany will be
ulniost literally, In the words ot the
kulser, fighting 'against a world of
enemies."
Italy is now a hard uml fust mem
ber or t.'r late triple alliance - which
has become the quadruple alllunee.
will? iain or the tour powers bound
to muke no peace or peace terms
without the consent ot the res;. The
entrance ot Italy ls regarded as cer
tain to drag in her close friend and
blood relative Hon ma nia. sooner or
later. And ir war does l lanie up again
in the Balkans, all the little countries
lately ullled against Turkey may once
more tight side by side. There is no
more expectation that Bulgaria will
cast her lot with the Teutons, in
spite of her bitter grievances against
Servia and Greece. She may decide
almost any time to plunge in and
seize the territory wrested from her
in the second Balkan war, after she
had won I* in the first. Greece's neu
trality is wavering, since the king,
with his pro-German sympathies, has
been taken seriously ill. There are
signs that the former premier Veniz
eloB. the strong man of Greece, w,io
ls eager for a war of aggrandizement
against the Turk, may be restored to
power.
The Teutonic ailles S re already at
war actively with seven nations-F/us
PRESS CC
Taft's Peace Machine.
(Charlotte Observer.)
KM-President Tait seems to be mak
in?; real headway lu his plans by
which wars may be made Impossible
in the future. At the head of 100 ot
the most prominent men in the Knited
States, he will preside over a meeting
In Independence Hall. Philadelphia.
June 1?. and at thia meeting lt is ex
pected that the League of Nations will
be organized. Mr. Taft has been
working up the plan for severul
months and has at last met with the
encouragement of leading men in and
out of politics. President Wilson is
an endorser, personally, but not of
ficially. At the Philadelphia meeting
an organized movement will be I
launehed to Induce the Knited States |
to join a league of all the great na- i
tiona, binding the signatories to agree !
to certin definite lines of interna
tional action, the moat important of
which hs that the powers joining the
league use their joint military forces
to prevent any on? of their number
going to war precipitately. Toe other
principal proposals, are first an inter
national judicial tribunal and au In
ternational Council of Conciliation, for
questions that are not considered
triable In a Judicial trbunal. It Is
i. * Improbable that Mr. Taft may yet
find himself in control of a machine
through which he may be prsstlcal
dictator of the world's peace.
Ton Tlrplts, Typical Nea Bog.
eWorld's Work.)
Admiral von Tirpltt's character ls
chiefly that on an old salt. Wtth his
forked beard, his large, round face,
his huge bulk, he physically looks
the part ot Neptune. With a genuine
sailor, he can easily unbend; he can
roar out a Bailor's duty with the best
of them;- his business and his relaxa
tions are n?utica; even hies favorite
drink, according to tradition, ls North
sea sea roam! If he has one en
thusiasm, it Is the British navy; he
admires its history. Its traditions, Its
great achievements. If fate In recent
years has transformed him Into an
Anglohcbe. tbst certainly lt not his
chosen rois; for Nelson, Drske, Haw
kins and the other great British ses
rovers becsme the guiding Influences
In his life. Moreover, he likes not
only English naval Ideas, Cut England
Itself; his children have gaiu?d their
educaUon, In port, in England This
Inclination, according to hts advisers,
hs has transfered to the United
States.
Oar Universities.
(New republic.)
Tbs University ot Pennsylvania bm?
IONAL
rd Kipling.)
known ?if old,
ung battle-line,
ul Hand we liold
aim and pine
be with us vet,
t we forget!
es melt away,
Hand sinks the tire;
F yesterday
fell and Tyre!
s, spare us yet.
t we forget!
N ST THE WORLD
stu. Frunce, Great Britain, Italy Bel
gium, Serrula ?uni Montenegro and
constructively with Jaran and Portu
gal. Tlie entrance ot 'tollman's, Bul
garia and Greece weald make u league
of twelve enemies. Such u ring of
foes, it might seem, would soon render
Austria-Hungary Incapable or effec
tive resistance, and finish the work of
taking Constantinople and prostrating
Turkey, leaving Germany alone the
titanic task ot defending her frontiers
against overwhelming odds.
The appalling nature ot such a
struggle is all the more impressive
when the tull scope nf this possible
"duodecimal alliance " is considered.
Reckoning the twelve hostile coun
tries and their colonies, Germany
would be arrayed against much more
than half thc world's fires, and near
ly half the world's population. If
we reckon together, Germany, Aus
tria and Turkey, there ls a total' of
136,000,000 people against 800.000,000
out of the earth's estimated popula
tion of 1,730.000.000. If we figure on
Germany alone, at last standing at
bay against such a pack of foes, it
will be G7.0OO.00O people against SOO.
OOO.000. 11
If Germany can win against such
a combination as that, she may truly
be said to have conquered the world,
making trivial in comparison all the
conquests of the Greeks under Alexan
der, the RomanB under Caesar and the
French under Napoleon.
)MME>?T
made rapid progress in the last gen
eration. It has built vur buildings.
It has improved its equipment. It has
engaged a splendid corps of profes
sors to instruct au ever increasing
number of students. It has improved
its curriculum, liberalized its teach
ing, and in a moral as well as In a j
material sense placed itself among the
leading universities of America. All
this, however, ls ot little value so long
as the control or the university ls re
presentative not of tlie whole people
of Pennsylvania but solely of "the
ruling class," of a sinai! group willing
to give and able to get, with Indus
trial power, political privileges, and
see lui prestige. There is no repre
sentative of labor on the board. There
are. few if any representatives of rad
ical thought of small business of the
farmer. Tb? university is run by
the people who raise the money; and
these men, consciously or unconscious
ly, invest their capital In the busi
ness of making public opinion. It
remains to be seen whether in the long
run public opinion will permit itself to
be made.
Hungary.
(Chicago Tribune.)
The suggestion that Hungary ia dis
couraged and seeks a separate peace
witn recognition of its nationality, al
though made by men Inclined to sober
thought and In the way ot possessing
information, seems to be made of the
flimsiest material. The fate of the
small nation in Eurone bas not been
envdable slnco August. 1914, and there
ia no promise that lt will b-i more en
viable when the powers hava arrived
at a point where tim determination
of their quarrels ls In sight, lt ia
extreme ontlmlsm to believe that there
will be any protection superior to
might, and peoples rather than es
tablish a precarious nationality may
more wisely sefk the cover of the
most powerful coalition they can en
ter.
Leaks os Farm.
(News and Courier.)
The Dallas Morning News makea no
mistake when it says ?that ono of tho
big leaks In the shape of money paid
out as expense on the farm is doe to
needless damage to machinery and Im
plements. ' There are thousands of
farmers who have to plead guilty to
th? charge of neglect of farm machin
ery. Tits Idea ?sams to bo wide
spread that most farms of farm ma
chinery can stand any sort of treat
ment and can bs exposed to any sort
of weather. It la an Maa that costs
those who entertain lt a good many
dollars that could readily ba saved. .
LOOK AT THE BACK!
That's what tells the story of good
tailoring. It's much easier to "put
up a good front" than a smooth back.
In the back, front, fabric and work
of our Spring suits, style and fit are
all united.
And you'll get style and fit in the
very lightest fabrics here. Our
Mohairs, Palm Beaches, Crashes and
Silklikes tell the same story of quality
tailoring as do our Serges and
Worsteds.
High mercury suits $5 to $10.
Light serges and worsteds $10 to $25
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When Mother (?ot Kt nug.
This story is vouched for hy M?BS
Margaret Foley, th- Boston t-iiiirage
worker. It concerns a binull maid
wno hud n way of saying startling
thing'.
Not long ago the family expected a
visit from a relative- distant .'ousin
from the roomy wes*.
"Now," said the mother, "don't you
dare say a word ir" you see Cousin
Jim eating wirti his knife."
All through the duiner tho little
maid gave the visitor her closet at
tention. She notlcaJ thu*, his man
ners were faultless; ttiut he aie as
politely and correctly as it kings
and queens had been his ta hiemales.
And then she turned to her mother.
"Well, ma," Bhe gravely i>aM, " I
guess aomeboly stung you, all right;
he didn't use his kt!'fe once."
Same True Story.
Here is a story told for professional
platform people by a l.oston Yale
man:
Oue day a viaiting clergyman* who
was to preach before the students at
Yale University, askei hov/ long he
was expected to tala.
"Of course, we put no time limit up
on you." rep'led President lliutley.
with his usual pump handle geatuie,
"but we have a feeling here nt Yale
that no souls-are saved-aft,i?r the
first 20 minutes."
Only a "Trifle Lasy.
A lawsuit was recently in full
swing, and during its progress a wit
ness was cross-examined as to the
habits and character ol the defen
dant.
"Has Mr. March a reputation for
being abnormally laity? ' a:iked coun
sel briskly.
"Well, slr, it's this wav
"Will you kindly answer .he ques
tion asked?" struck iu t.?i lareelble
luwyer.
"Well, slr, I was going to say It's
this way. I don't want to do the
gentleman In question any injustice,
and I won't go so far. as to say. fair,
that he's lazy, exactly; but if it re
quired any voluntary work on hts part
to digest his food-why, he'd die from
lack of nourishment, slr."
A Prize Bub j.
Little Minnie was having a birthday
party and some of the little guests
were discussing the merits ot the ba
bies in their bornes.
"My little sister is only 5 months
old," remarked Annie, "and shu has
two teeth."
"My little sister," said Nellie, "ls
only 6 months old snd she has three."
Mannie was silent for a moment,
then she burst forth:
"My little sister hasn't got .any
teeth, yet when she does have some
they're going to be gold ones!"
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Unlucky Hoary.
A New Englander waa complaining
to a friend the hard luck encountered
by his son Henry. :
"Now, take the last case," he said,
"Just aa soon as he went to Boston
to work Henry fell In love with a
girl. 8he lived In one ot th" suburbs,
and as soon ss Henry male ip his
mind he liked her he up and bought
a BO-trlp tlckot to her place and-"
"And-"
"Got turned down at the second
call! The ticket wan left on his
ham's! lt that alnt hard luck, what
tar
B tags st ed.
One dsy, while her grand fa'her was
paying a visit to Florence's home, the
little girl said to him:
"Gran'pa, your talk about 'persever
ance winning' ls all 000*6880."
"Well, well, child!" cried fae grand
father, "why do you say that?"
"Why." said t*e little girl, "I've
worked all the afternoon blowing
soap bubbles and trying to pla them
oa mother's hat "
Bibles decorated with a portrait of
Marshal von Hindenburg ara being
sold lo Germany. ._
VIEWS OF SEVERAL PROMINENT
AMERICANS ON GERMAN NOTE
NEW HAVEN, CONN.-The reply of the German Govern
ment is irresponsive and inconclusive.
WM. H. TAFT,
Former President.
NAHANT, MASS.-The German note doesn't seem to me
satisfactory, or to meet in any way the President's note of May
15. lt is the duty of the President, however, to make reply,
and to take such action as he shall deem proper.
HENRY CABOT LODGE,
Member Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
YAZOO CITY, MISS.-If the German note is correctly re
ported it is a mere evasion of the question at issue.
JOHN SHARP WILLIAMS,
Member Senate Committee on Foreign Relations.
WAPETON, N. DAK.-As the German Government has
not seen fit to either express its views on the note sent by the
President or to indicate what its future course will be, we are
as far from a settlement of the difficulty as ever. However,
I believe the two governments will reach an agreement on this
question.
P. J. M'CUMBER,
/ ' Member Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
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* SAN FRANCISCO-The German reply to the American
note puts the matter squarely up to the United States. I think
it is now time for this government to maintain a firm position.
JOSEPH R. KNOWLAND,
Representative in Congress.
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STRAY SHOTS
IN MOVIE LAND.
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When rogues fall out lawyers begin
to cut melons.
Auld acquaintance with a large wad
is seldom forgot.
We always like to quote threaten
ing Scripture when it applies to tho
other cbsp.
When a small msn gets on a blgb
perch he looks smaller than ever.
It is always necessary to gamble
in order to get something far noth
ing.
When a man is charitable through
life the world ia charitable at his
deaUj.
When <e litigation it la best not to
be too economic?? tn the matter of
lawyers.
Nobody loves a fat man with a lean
pocketbook.
It ia a wiso politician who caa make
his constituents forget the carnpsign
promises.
The trouble wUh most of the advice
ls that lt baa generally been offered
at the wrong time. !
A man . can Insist that weaPfi ls a
barden and yet break bis back) hold
ing on to his share. j
One charitable act will occasskanally
canse a man to pat himself oto tho
back for many mon tba.
Many a smart uki who baa ruled his
mother has roon-* it a different pro
? 'lion to govern a wife.
in these days ot enterprise lt ls bat
ter to gat room on tba grounsi floor
than, at tai to?. ? I
The Smalley'a have not yet com
pleted their three reel picture "Scan
dal" which Mrs. Smalley wrote es
pecially for their company. The plot
of tho story is woven about the
events that msy happen as the direct
result of people telling for fact what
they only surmise because of cir
cumstantial evidence. The story will
leave a lasting impression on me
minds of all who see it.
Viola Lubln has Joined "The Black
Box" company and ls playing a small
part In the concluding installments
of the Universal aerial. Miss Lubln,
who ls the pretty daughter of AI
Lubln, a theatrical manager, ls only
17 years of age. She waa visiting
the the studios of the Universal com
pany when Director Otis Turner saw
ber and engaged her to appoar ia
"The Black Box."
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* ODDS AND ENDS. ?
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In the middle of the last century lt
was Ute correct thing to add to tho
marriage notice tb? amount of tba
fortune the bride brought to her hus
band.
Cooking reduces the digestibility ot
meat, raw meat tsklng two hours and
cooked meat requiring ou an av?res?
four to dig*vt.
Every year tba King of'Slam sends
a contingent of Siamesa scholars to
England to be educated at his ex
pense.
Abdul Hamid ls an accomplished
painter and furniture maker.
It takes ten hours for a ship to gat
through tao Panama canal: