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WEDNESDAY, MAY 12, 1915.
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Our old friend. Ju p. Pluvius, ls
with es sc sin.
>' o ?
Atienta narrowly missed having an
Atlantlan on the Lusitania.
- ? o ??
This obscurity must be awfully
galling to a certain ex-governor we
know.
Th? milkman I? not supposed to
have anything to do with the water
wagon.
The Chinese have demonstrated
that they ate neither hotheaded nor
hotfooted.
-r-O
There might pe more scents than
you think for in St. Louis' onion day
celebration.
A report declared that Italy bad de
clared war, but upon Investigation
we found It-a-ly.
--
Filling Big European Wire Order.
Headline. More wire for Italy's neu
trality fence?
o ?
In all ot this excitement about the
Lusitania we completely loat sight of
old Doc. D?rnberg.
We sincerely trust there's more
truth than poetry In some of
the "poetry" we ree*-.re
Tirxah, York County, has a bread
club. Is that Ute Tinah famous for
tts candidate for railroad commis
sioner?
A report says that the vee? costs
England $10.600.000 a day. How we
would like to swap a day's work for
a day ot war. .
?? D.
Spartanburg ls hot after the militia
encampment. She needn't get excit
ed about the matter, as no one else
seems to want lt.
Wi?"
When yon are called upon to back
np President Wilson in case we go to
wsr with Germany that does not
mesh turn your back ta him.
S
Germany's gloating over the Lusi
tania butchery ts not calucalated to
streoghten the ties between her and
the few friends abe. possesses.
?-0
A rewurd of $6,000 is offered for
?lr. recovery Of th? body of Vander
bilt who was lent when the Lusitania
waa sunk. And the relaUves ot the
lowliest storage passenger who waa*
lost would ?rive wren as much for hi*
hedy if they bad it.
We OUR.it to revis* our histories
thal paint terrible stories of savage
Redskins who tomahawked defense
les women and children hundreds of
years ago.
We have been expecting the Kuiser
tn IHHUC a proclamation calling the
people lo return thanks for the Lord
being on their sill?- In their lat"Ht
achievement.
An Atlanta paper lias a "col y um"
headed "Old Wine In a New Bottle."
whh h reminds that in our rounds of
the French restaurants we get the
reverse of that.
-o
A disptach says the British steam
er Lusitania was uubirarined. From
all reports, we suppose tbff.t queenly
liner does belong to the sub-muriue
class now sure enough.
Wondn what ex'-Gov. Cole. L.
Blease thinks about the Lusitania
disaster?-Greenwood Journal. What
our esteemiij ex-gov. things about a
thing doesn't matter so much as what
he says.
DON'T (TT ADVERTISING.
in the last number of the Manufac
turers Record, undoubtedly one of the
most successful industrial and finan
cial publications in the country, and
ane which is in touch with business
conditions throughout the land, there
upreared an editorial dealing with
business conditions generally in thu
South and condemning the policy by
tome concerns, when the depression
came over "e country following the
outbreak o. the European war, of try
ing to reduce operating expenses by
curtailing advertising.
After a most convincing discussion
of the matter, the editorial conclud
ed with this paragraph:
"The main principle to be consid
ered air/ays is that buyers do not
trouble themselves to keep in mind
the names of persont with whom they
wish to trade, and that the surest
way to waste money in advertising
la to ceose to advertise In times of
depression. The man that keepa his
advertisement In the paper year in
and year out. in timen of prosperity
as well as In times of dullness, ls the
man that ls going to control the trade
whever folks have money to spend."
To tbs business men who know the
power of advertising the above words
mean much. The men who have mad?
a thorongh test of advertising know
that spasmodic advertising is not the
thing to do. but that the time to ad'
vertlse is all the time. And. as th?
ilecord points out, while advertising
may produce small results in periods
of depression, the linn who sticks to
lt through thick and thin ls the busi
ness which will control trade when
conditions reach the normal again
and people are turning loose their
money once ' more.
A SPLENDID IDEA.
The Idea advanced by th command
ing officer of the local post if the Sal
vation Army. Ensign Belcher, of giv
ing a free picnic for the poor chil
dren and mothers of the city some
time this summer ls a splendid idea,
and one worthy. of the undivided
support of the good people of the
community.
Undoubtedly there are a great many
children and mothers, too. in . our
midst who rarely If ever enjoy an out
ing, a trip to the wood and fields and a
good dinner in the open. In the larg
er cities where a meadow is. a cu
riosity with a large percentage of tho
people, these picnics are held, on a
large scale, and they are al way J
splendidly supported by the g?n?ral
public ead highly successful. What
larger cities of this Stats? do In this
respect Anderson could do on u
smaller scale.
It Is to be hoped that the ?Salva
tion Array will meet with popular en
couragement in this worthy under
taking.
IT IS GOOD NEWS.
lt is good news that cornea from
the paving commission that the bids
for paving are - exceptionally low.
This means that the commission will
be sble to put down more paving then
would have been possible had con
tractors submitted what are consid
ered normal bids.
Inasmuch aa the bond issue was
originally to be for 188,000 and lt was
found necessary to reduce lt by $3,
OOO, tbs city will, after ?il, probably
be able to do as much paving as it
the full amount of bonds bsd been ls
sued ead the bid? submitted for do
ing the work been en a par with
prices generally quoted when there
ls more paving to do ead contracto.!!
hairs plenty of work on their hands.
Selected Editorials
The editorfalH reprinted below an-. In the judgment of tho editor,
among the bern that have appeared in recent publication?'that have come
to our exchange table. We do not giv?- them a? an expression of our own
view? un the subjects discussed, nor do w?* assume responsibility for any
Blutementa or opinions expressed therein.
Too Mitti j Horn?* Going Abroad.
(HarrlHburg Star-Independent.)
Th* number of horses and mules
being shipped from ports in this
country for use In the war aire idy
ls reckoned in the hundreds o? thous*
ands. The shipments are aldin? the
allies, since their destinations are
ultimately England and France, and
at the Hame time they are depriving
this country of very valuable d?men
tie animal?. The United States. In
Its foreign horse trade, niuo is doini?
harm to Itself in disposing of great
numbers, of marea at a time when a
shortage of brood marcs already ex
lata.
We are not yet ready in the United
States entirely to replace hors?1? with
automobiles. The latter ar?-, of course,
serving many purposes from which
tile former are being gradually re
tired. Yet horses still are Indispen
sable on the farmB. and it will be the
American farmers, largely, who will
suffer If the war leaves this country
In want of sufficient supplies of th'*
anim?is.
Most of the big American breed
ing farniH went out of business when
the racing trucks in various States
were closed. The ?tock of these
FarmB. Including large numbera of tin:
best thoroughbreds, were disposed of
abroad, where even in these critical
times racing is favored by the peo
ple At the time of the latest official
count, however, there still were '?'?,
(100,000 horses In thiB country, a not
inconsiderable number, lt is this num
ber which ahlpments ubroad are now
depleting.
Canada has found it the part of
wisdom to protect Its horse breeding
Industry. Our government is, per
haps, making an unfortunate mis
take in permitting the exportation of
horses in Huch great numbers. The
animals can for the present be used
to much better purpose In America
than in Europe and surely, as humane
persons wisely point out, they would
be much more comfortable here.
Saving.'
iPlne Bluff Ark. Commercial.)
It Isn't what a man makes, lt's what
he saves, ls an old saying. Many men
can muke money but they can't save
lt. Other men can save money hut
they can't make enough of lt. Out lu
the southwest part of town is a neat
little Drown house which belongs to
a man who drives a laundry wagon.
He geta only a little more than $12 a
week. You can walk down the street
and meet a dozen men who get be
tween $25 or $50 a' week and they pay
tent. Saving is a hi?blt. If a man
starts It In his youth he's bound to
profit by it later. Money begets money.
A local bank, making a bid for sav
ing deposits, advertised the follow
ing periods of a man's life, the aver
age man, which is a greut sermon:
"Twenty "to 30 years-this ls the
egotistical period when the son thinks
he knows more than his father, and
lt ls the 'wild oats' period. The
young man who begins to save at this
age ls almost sure to ".muss wealth.
"Thirty to 35 years-the boy ls now
channing to a man. His business
career is usually being shaped Into
form. Frugality and the savings hub
It now luy the foundation upon which
may he built big opportunity.
"Thirty-five to 45-the mun ls now
In his prime. Moat of the world'.-)
greatest work ls done by men during
this period. It ls the 'harvest time'
of life. If no surplus has been accu
mulated lt is now or never.
"Forty-five to 50-ninety per cent of
meu here meet with business reverses
or decrease In earning capacity, and
unless a saving account is held as a
protection against the necessities of
old age the man Is without funds.
"Fifty to GO-statistics show that 95
per cent of all men of this age have
lost all they ever had and are now de
pendent upon their daily labor for a
living. At 50 work ls hard to lind. At
t?O, harder.
"Sixty to 65-sotistic-K show that
only one man out of 6,000 cuu recover
himself on a financial footing. The
others are either paupers or depend
ent upon friends or relatives for sup
port."
The advertisement ls headed:
.Which is your period In life?"
Milan's Surrender.
i Charleston Post.)
The Lusitania incident hus almost
obscured everything else, and the tri
umph of Japan in the controversy over
the control of China was almost lost
sight of. The ultimatum presented at
Peking by tue Japanese representative
was promptly und completely satisfied,
and every demand made in it has been
conceded. The ultimatum omitted cer
tain demands that had been particu
larly offensive as presented In the
course of the negotiations, a'nd the
omission has given China opportunity
to "sav? lier face." Ttie particular de
mands have, however, been reserved
for future consideration, and lt may
he taken as reasonably certain that
they will be put through In due sea
son, ellina has surrendered com
pletely to Japan and from now on tho
sr^at nation will he under the doml
natldn and direction of her small but
energetic neighbor, until such time as
the national spirit of the Chinese is
aroused and asserts ItRelf by a mar
shalling of the immense resources ot
thc- country.
Tiie success of Japan In this busi
ness was inevitable from the first mo
ment or its undertaking. China ls ut
terly helpless to defend itself, and the
western nations are too much absorb
ed In ttie tremendous struggle In Eu
rope td come to her relief, wherein Hes
their own interest. The United States
was never even remotely disposed to
take action that would he effective
toward Btopplng Japan In her career
of exploiting China. The accomplish
ment o'.' Japan's designs upon China,
without thc landing of a single regi
mert or the call of a battleship, ls one
of the decisive events or the great Eu
ropean war, and a new state of thing?
has hc-gun in the ?rlent, from which
great changes In the adjustment of the
world are certain to come.
But Why Rejoice I
(Augusta Chronicle.)
The New York StaatB-Zeltung ls the
recognized leader ot the German
American press. Herman-Bidder, the
editor, commenting"-Oil th? sinking of
the Lusitania. saya:
"I know that British sympathizers
In America will raise their voices in
solemn protest andfchorror. They
will have many opportunities dining
the next few months lo swell flu
chorus. "
If this mocking threat represent*
the real attitude of German-American
Journalism toward *'the- wholesale
slaughter of American., cRiieaa by or
der of the German government ther
we are sorry for German-Amerlcar
Journalism.
Nor is lt true that British sympa
thlzers alone voice their horror at thlr
latest exhibition of German "fright
fulness." Even those who have been
disposed to sympathize stand aghast
at such an act.
But what seems even worse than the
act itself-If anything could be worse
than tho deliberate sinking of a ship
with 2,000 human lives aboard, man*
of them women and children-la the
rejoicing that ls Bald to have taken
place In Germany over Ute announce
ment of this tragic event. Even If lt
could be Justified as an act of war. lt
could hardly be regarded aB an oc
casion for a school holiday and gen
eral merriment.
From California
Interesting letter from Anderson County man living st Banning telling
of tue wonders of that great country and what the people are doing In
the way of permanent improvements.
Banning, Calif., May 6, 1915.
Editor Intelligencer:
It hus been almost one year since
my last letter to your paper, and,
being once a correspondent when re
siding in Anderson County, 7 just feel
like writing a few linea once and a
whil*.
The Intelligencer ls always a wel
come visitor to our home, aa we keep
posted on all matters of Importance
that happen In South Carolnta. It baa
always been our aim to keep up with
the political situation of your State
and we must say right here, we are
indeed glad to see conditions Improv
ing under the leadership of Richard
Manning. We believe bia administra
tion will be a blessing to the Sute.
We are watching with Interest bia
move on the evil doers-and also we
take notice of what bis political ene
mies are saying. In the language of
Tillman "Let the heathen rags."
This ls a red letter year for Califor
nia and abe la doing things to. Any
one anticipating a trip to the exposi
tion here will surely not be disap
pointed, for San Diego and Frisco
have the fairs that are really worth
while I would Just say to Anderson
County folks-If you visit California
this good year, why not stop over for
a few. hours at 'Banning, whare you
will find sbout three desea Ander
son County people contented, happy
sad willing to continue their abode in
tbs prosperous valley. Yes, this ls a
good plscs. with plenty of good moun
tain water, lota of elevation, only a
short ways from the beautiful cities
of Riverside and Redlands, and Just
87 miles east of that thriving metro
polla of Los Angeles.
There are over three thousand
acres of frnlt tres in this fertile val
ley, and Just lots of acres of grain
and alfalfa. We have Just bau about
three Inches of ??rainfall, vh?ch in
sures a heavy crop this year. Al
monds, apricots, prunes and peaches,
are the four leaders that are grown
here, and' they pay good Interest on
six and seven hundred dollar acre
land. Of course thia Includes full
water rights.
Our county ls now building some
permanent roads-concrete-which
will last s long time: Yes. we voted
bonds-lots of them too. The folks
out west do things. Come on and be
shown.
We think Anderson County farm
ers will greatly profit by this war In
time to come. It should be a good
lesson to all the cotton fermera-one
we may never forget.
When times get better you msy
hear from us again. In our last let
ter we said something about Blesse
and one Itltle two by four politician
of the county took us to task for lt.
So what we have asid about Manning
ts not for the sake of getting into a
controverysey with, some sap-head.
With best wUhes to the Intelligencer
and our friends of the county.
Sincerely.
O. E. OA8SAWAY.
Perhaps you're thinking about the
cost of that new suit.
Come in and let us think with you
we'll give you a big dollar's worth of
satisfaction for every dollar you pay
here, and your money is on call, too.
No, we're not running a bank-but
you can bank on satisfaction or your
money back.
Suits $10 to $25.
Palm Beach, Mohair and Tropical
Cloth Suits at from $5 to g 15.
And everything that is correct in fur
nishings to give your suit the proper
background.
"Tim Stn uah ? GnckMC*
Not A Pound
Under 600 J
.Markwell.-John M. Farrell, the i
foremost planter In thia section of <
liarnwell county, placed on Saturday <
last with a Columbia bacterial com- i
t/any what is believed to be the <
largest singlucorder for legume inoc -
ulation material ever contracted for |
hy one consumer in South Carolina, ,
if not in the entire southeast, buying ,
500 acres of farmogerm for cow peas ?
and 30 acres for peanuts, on top of .
ills recent order for inoculation for
200 acres of early maturing velvet ,
beans.
In answer to the question if he had '
ever failed to receive a benefit from !
the inoculation of legumes. Mr. Far- !
tell said:
"No, inoculation has paid me bet- i
ter than any Investment I ever made, j
I have now been using one brand
for four years, each year buying more
than. Ute year before, and always re
gretting that it was not possible for
me to Inoculate every acre in the one
year. I have used several different
varieties of Inoculation material, and
though all gave me moro or less ben
efit, the standard brand that I have
ordered this year will always be used
exclusively on my places as T am sat
isfied it is the best,
"I first used this material in 1912
on cow peas on dead poor sandy land.
A surprising crop of cow peas result
ed, I followed with oats, and to the
amazement of myself, and all my
friends, this land that had never pro
duced enough oats to cut with a bin
der, yielded nearly 45 bushels of fine
oats per acre. The next summer I
used the bacteria more extensively,
and tried out other makes, but none
proved us satisfactory as the jelly
culture with the ventilating tube in
the bottle.
"In one notable instance, where I
Inoculated half of a field sowed to
cow peas, last year on the inoculate .
section I made over two bales of cot
ton per acre, while on the portion
that was not inoculated but treated
In all respects the same I made one
bale to the acre. You could tell to the
row where the ar lineally - Inoculated
crop was planted. Up to this time.
I had rather questioned whether Inoc
ulation would pay on rich land, for
this particular field was as fine land
as I have. I had not noticed any
special Increase in the yield of cow
peas, though the crop did look ' a
darker green, and my overseer told
me the stock semed to relish the
Inoculated hay a good deal more than ',
that which had not been treated. Jeff
Hair, Herman Brown and many
others who wet out to see this cot
ton are quite familiar with whet I
uow tell.
"Inoculation not only gives us
plenty of nitrogen from the air, but
there is no doubt that crops planted
on Inoculated soils suffer far . less
from drought, sad continue to grow
under conditions that make crop fail
ures on uninoculsted aol's.
"I bav? also Inoculated for hairy
vetch, but was very late In getting
my crop seeded-not until December,
which is rather taking long chance. I
turned under the vetch when it wes
in bloom, and the finest oats I have
on my places are " where that Vetch
waa turned under, and they have not
had one pound or fertiliser. Gc see
fer yourself. My wheat and rye are
both fine, and with another rain I
will get big yields.
"I have ovor 750 acres Already in
oculated for cow peas, 100 acres for
vetch, a?d will have this summer 200
acree In au early maturing velvet
bean, planted In cora tor seed, from
which I expect great things. Twenty
five acres of inoculated peanuts will
be seeded at the first opportunity,
sad I may plant more ot the Red
Spanish after oats, if X can find lime
to haul the limestone.
"I am preparing some of my best
land for alfalfa to be needed this fall,
not.a large acreage, for I weat to
know how to haadle the crop before
1 attempt lt la aa extensive way. It
has been inoculated for cow r>eaa
ead :etch, but still needs more or
ganic matter to overcome a tendency
to bake befo?* alfalfa fa likely te be
pf Fertilizer
Veres of Grain
a success, so I will sow three bushels
of cow peas per acre, and turn inl
ier the entire crop before trying my
first seeding of the great of all forage
:rops."
In. years past Mr. Farrell has
bought a number of carloads of steers
ind fed them in thc winter to con
sume some of this great amount of
Forage. Asked if he contemplated en
gaging in live stock raising he said:
"This is a cotton country and al
ways will be, but I am enclosing a
permanent pasture, and have two
white faced pedigreed bulls at one of
my farms. I hope to be able to bring
in several carloads of good grade
heifers of a beef type, for I know
that stock raising should be Included
In all extensive farming operations.
Even the growing of these rich inoc
ulated crops will not solve all our
problems, but if I can get the feed
ing value of those crops and their
Fertilizing value as well, I can manu
facture them into beef, and beef ls
likely to be higher in the future than
lt is now.
"And then the soils need the ma
nure, for manure ls rich tn bacteria
of many kinds, most of them being
of great benefit to soils. What I want
to do and expect to do, through these
Inoculated crops, is to ' double my
production of cotton, corn and oats
per acre with no increase in cost of
cultivation, and cut my fertilizer bills
to a third of what I have been pay
ing. I have seen enough to make
me believe that thia is not only poa
Bible but extremely probable, for
both my oats and cotton production
per acre have been doubled and then
some.
"So you see I have good tsason to
believe in the inoculation of cow peas,
and of vetch, too. Altogether, I shall
have 730 acres of freshly inoculated
land this summer, and it ls possible
that I will use 200 acres more if it is
possible for me to put in the crops.
"I am beginning to find out that it
pays to cut up a whole crop and turn
lt under, and in future more ot this
will be done on my placea than in the
past. There is a long standing tra c
tion in this section that If you turn
mer or early fall it wilt "sour tho
under a green crop in the late sum
Boll," and this may be true unless
the crop is handled right. But if you
cut it all to piecer, and turn lt under,
and then roll lt down, discing lt a
Ode or two and rolling after each
discing, you need 3 at fear ill resulta
You will grow. bigger and better
crops. Inoculation has paid me big
profits-the beat returns I ever bad
from any investment
"Come around again when we are
threshing oats, and then yon can
fudge for yourself how fine they ere,
s coed many pound? more to the
measured bushel than the If aal
bushel, and grown without a pound
of commercial fertiliser.**
Six hundred acres ot waving grain
DOW ?dorn the Farrell farms, and
Mr. Farrell's greatest regret ts that
the wet weather prevented him from
putting lr. s largor aerease. On ' this
subject he said:
- "From ray very best oats each year
t select th? seed for Ute next year's
srop. Thia fall, with a somewhat re
duced cotton acreage, I can com
mence planting oats earlier, and will
pnt in as many Fulghum oats < as I
can harvest in two more weeks, thns
doubling the amount of oats I could
ordinarily handle. \ am very much
pleased with th? results from th?
Fulghum. The crop ls practically
made now despite the dry spell, and
unless we have bountiful rains, the-1
Appier and Bancroft yields will be
materially reduced-so much as to
cut off all profit"
The people of Blackville firmly be
lieve that Mr. Farrell is the only man
In the cotton belt who came forward
last August with a feasible solution
ot the cotton problem, when he ad
vanced th? argument that the fertili
ser manufacturers ot the country
were the only onev who held the
key to the situation, and that by
valorising cotton, accepting lt at 10
sea ta per pound ot account, with?
holding the crop from the market,
and Billing fertilizers for the next
crop to those who would pay cash
for them, the entire cotton situation
would have cleared, cotton would
never have sold for less than 10
cents, and the ?ought-for acreage re
duction would have been reached
without legislation or non-binding
agreements.
In the light of events, Mr. Farrell's
plan would unquestionably have
worked out, the farmers could have
paid their debts, and the South been
saved the "buy-a-balc" movement
that benefltted very few producing
farmers.
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* WIT AND HUMOR. *
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* ****** * * + ******
A Statistician.
"Lady," said Plodding Pete, "do
you keep a dog?"
"Yes."
"An* a cat?"
"8everal of 'em."
"An', I suopose, mebbe yon bave
something to spare to feed a hungry
wayfarer?"
"Yes. Are you hungry?"
"No. I'm oompilin' statistics fur de
Society of Useless Information to
show de reckless extravagance of do
rural population."-Washington Star.
A Langaage-Slinger.
T. H. Moll, who IB a candidate for
judge of the supreme court, recently
met a man in the court house who
appeared to know bim.
"You are running for something or
other, aren't you. Mr. Moll?" he ask
ed.
Moll told him he would like to be
a judge of one of the superior court
rooms. The man asked Moll who hts
opponent was. Moll told him.
"Oh, yes, I know; he is the pres
ent incumberance!" the man exclaim
ed.-Indianapolis News.
The Righteous hot Undone.
"I prayed for de rain ter fall ah
droum de wicked man," said the sable
philosopher, "an* please Ood, it wash
ed my own house furn de face de
yeth! How come de par'r' er do
righeous work so contrary is too
much fer my onlimited onderstandln'.
But anyhow. Providence didn't git de
bes' er de rlghtous dat time, kaze I
don had de house Insured fer twlct
what hit wuz wurth."-Atlanta Con
stitution.
The Office Seeker. "
A man with a deep and steadfast
longing for office will run excitedly
around begging everybody he sees to
sign his nomination petitions and
then, when he finally gets enough
signatures, will put on a clean shirt
and announce that if the ceil ot duty
comes he will not disregard the sum
mons.-Ohio State Journal. ,
Prayer,
If father gets the notion In ni -
bead that he is going to accomplish
everything by prayer, lt tnak?s lt
herd for mother, who has to ro< up
each morning in order that the chil
dren may have clothes and grub. I
ain't knocking on prayer, mind you,
but I don't pray for things that yon
csa get r?ithoot lt.-Atchlson County
(Kan.) Malt
Aa Editor la Distress.
We sometimes wonder If any ons
appreciates The Sunlight. If they do,
why don't they say so ny recommend
ing It to a neighbor and securing for
it a n?w subscriber? We some'Jtnes
wonder if any one owes The Sunlight
any gratitude. If they do, why .don't
they say so and stimulate the soul of
the editor, who needs sympathy ead
encouragement? - Arcadia (Kan.)
Sunlight
A Young FewJaJat.
"You can't teach a bea anything,"
her mother said. "They have done
more hann to the garden than a drove
of cattle would. Yon can teach a
cat. a dog, or a pig something, but a
hen-never!"
"H'ml" exclaimed the child. indig
nantly. 'I think they know as much
.s the roosters ! "-Youth's Com pea