I;UmU^"xXiV?fcjV/^f/a^'''' CAlDElf, ^'fi(FH^^.?KK!NG. JtJKE 15, iM : NUMBEM. MB V ~~ ? "? 1 I mi I in m Mtm'ii i lifaiiai ?iimmTHIf I i?n? 11 n~ J. T HEUSjOTATT?Editor. B Rates tor Advertising: H' V'lw w.' Square?ten lines or less?OXK B POU.AIt asJ FIFTY CKXT$ for the - first in.-frtion an J OXfi JJOLLA It for each sub- i K sequent. tliiirUARt X JTir'is, exceeding vpnc square W 'cU:\r Jtz-^e people of British America: .We come among you as tho foes of British rule in L'elaud. Exiled from that native laud of ours-by the oppres sion of.British aristocracy and legislation, our people hunted down to thb emigrant ships, or worse, to that charnel of Government institutions, the Boor House: our countrymen torn from their families and friends, and hurried in droves into The prison pens of Eng- [ laud and Ireland ; our country subject-. od to r furei'jm tyranny, wliieh disfrnn- i ehises tiio^iiass of tho-Iriah people and j makes poverty and misery llio sad nil*? j of their condition, covering our fair land j ; witlvrpaupers' graves .and wretched j Jiovds, eliciting from the liberal minds j, of hjighirid herself expix*ssions of shame ! for tile Government and indignation for J the people. j! Wo have taken up tlic sword to j ( strike down the ojjpressor's rod. to do- j. liver Ireland from the tyrant, the w> soTst s#; rp i j itr; :iy-^ VrfV to follow it tip at .my cost to cither . ' of the two alternative*?The" absolute P politic:!1. independence a ml liberty of,'; Ircl.iu.1 or t':y demolition of our nr-, , lilies. i1 V.V have n-"> issue with the people ofi;' those Provinces, and wish to haw, none but tii" most friendly relation- .! < >ur weapons are for the fippressiys of Ireland. Our blows shall bo ih'reetvd ] only against the power of iSnglaud; ' her privileges alone shall- tvu invade, 1 not yours. We do not pH'p dlv;**t. you of a solitary rigHyVou now enjoy. (} Wo will assail ay?" asperse only the \ rights that arc claimed and enjoyed by the Government of Greiit Britian?the 1 right tojtfako her American jMissessions ,1 tiio jp*tu anil- haso of operations in a ] \\p/ agiiinst an enemy. Wo come to 1 install ourselves in her possessions, and j turn theiu^agaiust her in a war for "Irish fi"e^3o^|^>. 1 "~-"We are'Mro" neither as murderers : nor robbers, for plunder or spoliation.; Wo are here as the Irish army of lib- t ' t'ration ; the friends of liberty against despotism, of democracy against arts-) tocraey, of the people against their op- j' pressors, oi tiie ballot against tlie priv- < j ileges of class, of progress and. (level-; \ opment against right and wrong; to conduct this contest according to the; laws known in honorable warfare, in a manner worthy of tlio high object we,' aim for; and the sublime sentiments '; that actuated us. In a word, our war , is with the armed power of England, ! and not with the people?not with j $ieso * Provinces'. Against England^1 upon land and sea, until Ireland is j1 free! And all who raise an arm to I defend her, to frustrate or defeat us, belong to the common enemy, and as 1 such will be dealt with. As wo know ; how to recognize the services of "our j: friends, so also do we know Jiow to 1 punish tho depredations of our foes, j' Our work for Ireland accomplished, wo , leave to your own free ballots to deter-' mine your natural aud political stand- i ing, and character, and shall rojoico to J nee, and assist to make, these limitless Colonies spring from tin; loot of a for. ! ' oigri throne as free an11 independent, as proud as New York, Massachusetts, or Illinois. To that yearning for liberty and aspiration all of natural independence which swells the breast of every true sou of every land, to your own manliness we leave those questions for settlement, confident that the dwarfed ' development of your vast resources and natural wealth, made the chiling influences of English supremacy-in wretched contrast with the national dignity and stupendous material prosperity of your neighboring people of tho United j States, under the stimulous of self gov- j cvnment and democratic intsitutions. ; ' i-oustituos a stronger argument in favor <>f ro-oporatiou with us and <>f tho rev-1 "Julion in your pnlitK-iii condition. ! wLich tins comparison suggests, tlian any discussion of tho question involved which. wo co'uld offer here. To Irishmen throughout these Provinces we appeal, in the name of seven centuries of British iniquity and Irish misery and suffering; in the name of our murdered sires, our desolate homes* our desecrated alters,- our millions of famine graves, ouizinsiiiuted name and race, to stretch forth the hand of brotherhood in the cause of fatherland, and smite tlio tyrant where we can in his work of murdering our nation and exterminating our people.- We -conjure you, our countrymen, who, from misfortunes inflicted by the very tyranny ^rai'ks'^^iEf14&JL-V. ifhg instrument ofyour couiitfy's death or degradation. If Ireland still speaks to ypu in the truest impulses of your hearts, Irishmen, obey her voice! If you would not be miscreants, recreant to tho first principles of your nature, engraven upon the very corner-stone of your being, raise not tho hand of the matricide to st rike down fclio banner of Erin! No uniform, and surely not the blood-dyed coat of England, can omaneipato you from the narur.il law that binds your allegiance to Ireland, to liberty, to right, to justice. To tlio friends of Irelaud, of freedom, of humanity, of the people, we offer the olive branch of ]>eaco and tho honest grasp of friendship. Take it, Iii-l.y.ien, lCrendmien, Americans?take it all and trust it.? To all who marched to the call of the enemy, and rally under his standard fp aid or abet his cause, wergive the sword in as firm and earnest a gtipo as ever did its work upon aiboman. We wish ho moot with friends, we arc prepared In meet-with enemies. We shall endeavor to merit the confidence of tlio former, and the latter can expect from ns but the leniency of a determined ihengh generous foe, and the restraints and relations imposed bv civilized warfare. T. W. SWEENEY," Mai.-Gen. commanding the Armies if Ireland. Bnbing/che ' Old GaL" An English tradesnunt. tells the l'oli>i'ibiii" bur".ness ou dm; occasion : -1 did a-'iuce clever triek wlien I first -et upro/seir. wliieh you shall hear, fh.it da'rg" house just opposite to mine isJVbrd }.l 's town residence. 1 n {i?lijmivsup. i;,r one of the voumr luuorablcs, and was orderud togu invr uul get paid. The hall-porter who at mo in tirid mo to walk uj> stairs. I not on the* landing a little olil woman, n a stuff gown ami white apron, with i basket lull,of keys on lior arm. 1 uade sure she was the Itousekeoper, mil told licr mv business. "Stop into :liis room, young man, ""she said, "and L will pay you.'' My bill was not more .han fifteen shillings, and as sennas I . cecivcd the money 1 put hall' a sovereign#)^;* her hand. "I am very sorry, ma'am,'' said I,'"that TVnmiot afford more : but if you would only get nis lordship to give me the order for tho Christinas liveries, I'd do the handsome thing by you." "And pray what would that be ?" said she, looking at me with her little shining black eyes. "Nothing less than a new silk gown; that I can promise, I hope you will speak to his lordship about this little > i-~- -- x.-? >> jit manor, ana lose no nine. x uei tcnn[y will do so," said she, "and you shall learn with what effect'this very day." 'Bring over the good news yourself, if you can, old gal, and I'll find you a drop of the real stuff out of a bottle I keep in the back shop." I left the house, feeling quite sure I had secured the chance of a good order. About five minutes after I got liacjk to my shop, the butler.? said he,"his lordship has givtjn strict Drdeus that on no arcount are you to bo admitted into the house again, because of your impertinence to niy lady." "Your lady," said I; "why, I've nevor set cj'es on lior," "I heard her tell his lordship that you eallcd her 'old gal.'" "Oh ! what!" said I, wideawake in a moment. "And I told her if she came over to your shop you'd treat her to a drop of something short." , tt? -1 T << !x at " imx : sum j., " Wiis it- iuu.v I was speaking to ? By George, I took licr for the housekeeper." Well, of course I lost tho custom of Lord M . But what vexed me most was that I also lost tho half sovereign. The correspondent of the New York Times, who is accompanying Generals Stccdman and Fullerton, . speaking of the South Carolina branch of the Freedmon's Bureau, saj's: "It is stated ou good authority ' that nino out of ten cases of outrage committed on the blacks in this department have been perpetrated by our own (United States) soldiers." A man has been sentenced in Scotlaud to ten days' imprisonment for trying to gain admittance to a Masonic Lodge. not being a member of the Order H , y A Resurrection $torp? . % Some years-.-sinco an eccenirib in,za^E was nearly fall to the top. Scf haviinfi tbe desire which mendiave o^|ipf|| what^will be said of them aMr :^|| ! are dhad, and no j conceal^ himself bB'-n'r^tk gi'fflj&x) burdocks. bv tire-side of'a bob-zfUMfc over the well.." At . length, bf: ab?^| being ready, a boywas dispatched;:!/] call him to his meal, when lo! aa&)Mj hold! it was scon that Barnca wfr. buried in a gravo unconsciously dugr]^| his own hands. Thfe alarm being and the family assembled, it was imfj cided to first eat breakfast, and theft:] send for the coroner,-the minister, ahjfrj his wife and children.. Sudi* apatltjfj did not flatter Barnes' self-esteem but ho waited patiently, deiximinedvflj; bear what would be said, acii see wli^ was to be seen. I Presently all parlies^ arrived, mJL began prospectiug the scpne of the tiijj tastrophe, as people ustfally do in sue a neeu^ les? expense to his family or the town) to disinter liim when.he was effectually-? buried, and therefore coincided wit)jL' the minister. - " *1 ).Iis wile thought that as ''he haeft left his hat and coat, it would liardl&j be worth while to get him out lor the row? ,pf his clothes," and so it wtc- deciddSj to let him remain. JJut poor old Darnel ffite mtsm ? inquest., lav quiet until tlio shades oS evening stole over the landscape, wIicm ho departed to parts unknowii. Aftd^j remaining incognito for about threeyears, one morning he suddenly appeared (hatloss and coatless as lio went) ei^l the door of the farmer, for whom he. j toil oiit?iii1 tn diir tlm unfortnatd well 1 To say that an avalanche of question? . wore rained upon liini as to his inysto-/rions reappearance, etc., would canTtjjfe but a feeble idea of the excitemerifq which his bodily presence created. Put tho old man bore it quietly, and at length informed them that on finding himself buried, lie waited to bo dug out again, until his patience was exhaustcd, when he set to work to dig himself out, and had only tho day be. lore succeeded,for. his ideas being v3l||! much confused, he had dug very much ; at random, and instead of coming di-1 reetly to the surface, he came out inJ tlio town of Ilolden,' six miles east of the Penobscot river. No further explanation was asked for by those who were so distressed* and sorrowful over his supposed finoL resting place. Significant Paragraph. 1 "Wo extract tho following paragraph^ from the National Intelligencer. It speaks for itself: "Every day brings us additional" proofs that tho friends of the President and his policy will stand snouiaer to i shoulder in the fall elections. No lei lint (,hoy -havo heretofore, a common enemy and ffj common cause will induce every true patroit to make any sacrifice to restore the Union and save the country from another Avar. The iron heel of fanaticism, in its mad career, is now attempting to crush out the State rights, and. if successful, it will toon seek to 62*' finrrmsh State lines. "If there ever was a time that eternal vigilance was thtfpriee of liberty, it is at the present moj; ment. "We believe that the soldiers oT. the country will rally against any at-' tempt at centralization." A bashful youth was paying his adr dresses to a gay lass of tho country, who had long despaired of bringing things to a crisis. lie called one day when she was home alone. After having settled the merits of tho weatj&ffctho girl said looking slyly into his face: "I dreamed of you last night;' 'Did you ? Why now !' "ft 'Yes, I dreamed that you kissed me.' 'Why, now! what did you dream your mother said!" 'Oh, 1 dreamed she was'nt at homo-' j A light dawned 011 the youth's intake loot, a singular souud broke the stiB- j ue.-s and in los.s than lour vpeks they j j married. ' ! jNelley's Advice to the Girls. Girls, you want to get married,' -don't you ? Ah, what a natural thing it is for you young ladies to have such a hankering for the sterner sex! It is a weakness [ that woman has, and for this ' reason she is called the weaker ^sex! Well, if you want to get married, don't for conscience sake aet like fools about it. Don't go/ a fit every time you sec a *1i? l T ^Kuie:idea into your Ticatls Unit you must put yourself-in the way of every young man in the neigh'borliood, in order to attract notice; for if you don't run after the ^men, they will run after you.? Mark that! A husband hunter is the most detestable of all young ladies.? She is full of starch and puckers, .she puts on so many false airs, jmd she is so nice, that she ap^.pears ridiculous ip the eyes of every decent person. She may generally be found at church or meeting,, coming in, of course ! about the last one, always at so - i cial parties, and invariably takes j the front seat at concerts. Sjhe ! - ' - i-- j-7-:5P ii,. ?1?.... | tries to up. uie ^ene ut ijju and thinks she is. Poor girl! ii'ou are fittingyoiirself for an old ^paid just as sure as tlie Sabbath gomes' on Sunday. Men will flirt $yjth you, sin>f)ly because they ,5bve to do it; but they, have no :-mqre idea of making you a wife Shan they have-of committing guicidc. If I were a young man % would have no more to do with; ftueh fancy women .than I would .\ elToTgive 3 oif El piece of her advice, and she 'knows from experience that if 3*ou practice it, you will gain the repulalioii of being worthy girls, and stand a fair chance of getting " ' * ' 1- ri. !1. it respociiiojc nusnaims. n. is wen enough to fingei the piano, &e., but don't neglect to let grand'm.nna ur your mother teach ycu how to make pics and puddings, and get a meals victuals good enough for a king. No part of a house-keepers duties should he neglected; if you do not marry a wealthy husband, you will need iO know how to do such work; and if you do, it will be no disadvantage to you to know how to instruct a servant girl to do these things as you would have them done. In the next place, don't pretend to be what you are not.? Affectation is the* most despicable of all "accomplishments," and will only cause sensible people to laugh at you. No one but a will lm r?jin?io oiirl T?ncn nr" pi'onjOinjr i Sensible and Wcfll-timed' Questions. The Xot York Tims etrouhl be hooded by tile radicals u-he? it puts stfdi quest KWS as the foftoVring to then;. None more important could occupy the attention of ?te flunking men oi* the country: *'Suppose mattora to ?tand it> 180?' substantially as they, afcaqd. to-daynone of the Southern Stat e? represented in Congress.' Is it not. reasonably ear rain that they rvili Ull I*? ropregpofad in the democratic National Nominating Convention, and that ttfey -vnll chopfift'^ , pl.ectyj's who wll ..vjfte vS; la^fic'SBMSiwsi' N^vr. ic ticket, constitute the Electoral Col-' .: Lege, urhat u iil be the-result?' t-t may\j u !sr> ?s*t i Congress, containing only N control the Oovoriimeht as. against the unconstitutional usurpation; of the ininority. We do not bring this miit-,, ler forward now for the puraqsO^?r&^J ' jussing the merits of ^e^rpRstion that would tlius'arisa-- 'But the contingency ';; is too prpbable to be wisely ' ignored; i. No prudent or patriotic man willblindv [y rush into complication of so forirtldrible aud perilous a character. Beginning at the Wrong; P End. Ti?c. $.ew York Herald says Lhat President Johnson is reraov- " ing from office quite; a large^niimberof subordinate officials^ and contemplates the removal; ,p? 3 bicvVhrit: themselves obnoxious by their '' radical tendencies, if not their violent opposition to the President's policy. But while it is decidedly commendable to remove this class of persons, the piestiun arises Whether, the President is not beginning at the wrong end in decapitating the subordinate office-holders, lie 3light to commence with the men in high station who arc manifestly hostile to his policy, some of whom sit almost daily in his counsils. ; T * An officer in the South rerontly received a letter from his little daughter it home asking him to send ihojpoy vitli which to buy a new bonnet,'In* vhieh lie replied as follows : ymiid send you a kiss, dear daughter. A As pure from a fond la:her'3 lips, \ml as chaste as the drop cl water Thai fresh from the icicle drips Jul kisses thus sent in :v letter Would loose all their sweetness for tl.ee. \.nd I know it would please thee far bettet To receive a few greenbacks from an*; Jul as I ant "hard up." and you not in to ed Von will have to put up with the wtil f??r t deed: . u.erdore stud you this nice little sonnet, ius'esd of the greenbtiks to buy a new Ix/njN-/ Gen. Scot/s Cast "Won dp.?A correspondent of the New York Herald says that Gen. Scott, ibout twenty-five minutes before tiis death, addressed Ills hostler. Allpn s.nvino-. -.Limes. how is - , ,r --Q7 - > the horse ?,' "lie is well. General." "Take care ofhim.Jimies:'* and that these were the last intelligible words he uflered. The population of Paris is e|.-l|d