- ^ .VOLUME XXIV. CAMDEN, S. C., FRIDAY &ORNING, NOVEMBER 24, 1865. NUMBER 21. J. T HEH3HMAIT?Editor. Incites lor Advertising: For one Scjnaro?ton lines or less?OXK ^ IX) Lf, A II ami" FIFTY CIKXTS fur tlie (Ir . insertion anil 0X12 I'OI.LAlt for each sub60" ;f r.t. OiuruAKY Nwncrs. exceeding one square, charged at advertising rates. % Trnnitsicnt Advertisements) ntid Job Work MUST UK PAID FOR IX ADYAXCK. No deduction made, except to ettr regular advert sing patrons. CS" Terms of subscription for one year $".00 in advance; if not paid within throe mcflitha ; fmm the time of suliseriWing. $4.On. To the Freedrnen cfj Louisiana. ITD'QRS lJpftSAtf 01" REFUGEES, 7 Erekdmen AND ABANDONED LANDS J > Now Orleans, October 20, ISG5. -J A change lias been made in tbc office w* the Assistant Commissioner of the Bureau of Refugees, Frecdrocn and Abandoned Lands for the State of Lon ? ^ . 1 1 _ .. 1' 1 roiana. Mr. Conway juas uecn reiievou,. ami 1 have temporarily assumed the dutics of said oflico. l>eforo progressing j further in my work I wish to address to j you the following plain words. The re-J marks will perhaps propeily apply to j but few, fori believe that nearly all of<. you fully understand the relation to whiclr you stand towards the Government and the white people; that you endeavor to observe that relation ; and that you are in the main industrious; honest and frugal. * The Government has made ydH free. Yon can now work for such employers as ! yon may desire ; yon can control and use j your own wages, and you con sue and i obtain justice in the State courts, as ollu-r | frocdmen did when you were in a state of j slavery. For what more can you ask. | ' Slavery has passed away, and you are -* now on trial. It is for you to prove that! you are able to take care of yourselves,! and that you deserved to be made free. ! in the abrupt change brought about by-} the sudden passing away of slavery, you | i.Mnti.nil cftnwi .nu>r> some llOWCl" I . that would take chi c of you for the time, and that would properly direct you in a iip.w path of life. Therefore the Bureau of Ilefugees, Freed men and Abandoned Lands was established. But you must not mistake the objects of this Department. It is not the intention of the officer* of the Bureau to nurec and pam> per you, to feed and clothe yon, or to gtve'you any privileges that other per-, sons do not enjoy. Neither will you be shielded and protected when you do wrong, for you will then be placed in the hands of the military authority or the eivil couvts for trial. The object of the Bureau was merely to protect you when you were debarred from tbe benefits of the law, and to teach you how to live and labor as free men. i'ou cannot aU ways have this help which a generous Government has offered you. Soon it will be withdrawn and if you cannot then live without it you do not deserve to bo free. Vam ** 1r?nr rnitrcnlpOQ JLUU c t)iut. von now bwwu ? j ..w... have of gaining a living and making yourselves independent, will be given to. inore deserving persons. I advise you all to return to your old plantations, where yon have been kindly treated, for there you are known and there you can get better wages. Yon must not suppose that your former masters have become your enemies because yon are free! All good men among tnem "will properly recognize your relations towards them as free laborers, and you e/in gain the confidence and good will of all others by being industrious and faithful, and by living up to your r contracts. Neither fear that you will loose your freedom, for your former masters ackuowiedge it, and it will bedefen^ _ ded by the Government. Uhis thing you must learn above all , others?a eoitract must be sacredly observed. If yon engage to work, and then through no fadt on the part of your employer you do rot do so, or cease to work after having conmenced, or do not work vidH your employers will lose all confi\ \ ' ' . \ donee in you, they will not then be obliged to pay yon von:' wages, and you will not again he hired. In the absence of civil law regulating agreements between the whites and yourselves, contracts for hire have been made for you by the agents of this Jhjrcnu and by military officers. For the present your wages are secured l?y n licr on the crops which you are producing: but as the civil law cannot afford rolcif to tho planters, they have no way to make you perforin your part of the contract. Instructions will, thcrr'm.e be given to all officers and agents of the Iiurcmi to compel those of you who do not do so to work and fulfil your obligations, unless you have, been unfairly dealt with by your employer*. A.~. soon as these contracts expire you must make new ones eimilar to them for the coming year, for you must remember that you arc' workinf for yourselves; and if you do not. renew your contracts, and live up to them, you will have no means of living, for in that case you will be able to get assistance from ho person. You must not believe the idle and ma1'ninnQ ctrtrlnc flitit ltarn Khitn fn1?l mil m* bad men jis to what tbe Government intends to do'for yon. All lias been done for you that you can expect. Neither rations, nor clothing, nor males, no wagons nor working implements will be given to yon hereafter. The most that will be done by the Government will be to furnish assistance to (lie aged and infirm? those who cannot work; and this ussiss tance will not be furnished when the State can take care of Such persons. A7o land will be f/iren you. Already a large quantify of the land that was held by this Bureau has been returned to its owners, and even had it not. been leturned, it would not have been given to you or divided amongst y? 11. There is no possible way by which you can procure bouses and lands for yourselves but by working hard and saving your wages. Then you will have the means to purchase such, as other persons have done, The Government will not do more fm you than for the white laborers who are your neighbors, and it is not proposed to divide up the lands _ in the South for them, nor do thoy . expect or demand suil.h action. The Government has made you free And it will protect you in ynnr freedom. It will do nothing . more. The only change that you mu?t expect next Christmas and New Year's, is that you must then make new contracts to work and lor biro for the coming year. I have addressed yon thus plainly, tu order that vou mav all understand what 1 say. Now lot. mo repeat, that you newl have no fear of being again reduced to slavery. The Government will protect you in your freedom for all time to come and in return for this great boon do n> t disappoint those who expect to find you industrious, enterprising and honest. J. S. Fulleuthn' Brevet Brig. Gen. Vols., Ass't Comiu'r Burau Ji.'F and A. L ' State of Lnusintia. [for tiib camdkx jofuxao.] General Council of the Protestant Episcopal Church . in the Late Confederate States. This ecclesiastical body, composed of Bishops, Clergymen and Laymen from Dioceses in sundry Southern Stages, met pursuant to appointment three years ago, in Augusta, Georgia, Nov. 8. The Bishops of Virginia, Gcorgin, Alabama and Mississippi were present, with deputies, clerical and lay, from their Dioi^scs, and also from South Carolina, ivhosc Bishop was detained at home by illuess consequent upon the operation lately 011 his eyes. The Bishop of Florida also was expected, but from some cause unknown did not appear. The house of Deputies was organized by the election of the llcv. C. C. Pinckuey, of S. C., to the Presidency, and of the Rev J. M. Mitchell, of Ala., as the Secretary. The next important questions before the Council were of rc-union with the Protestant Episcopdfefiburcli in the United States of the Nffth, and of the course proper to be pursued in-reference'to the military order which has closed the Knisennal " \ ?r J Churches in Alabama and suspended the Bishop and Clergy of that Diocese from their functions. On both* these matters, which were discussed unreservedly and in the best temper, the decisions of the Council were unanimous, and are expressed in the following resolutions and protests: Action of the General Council of the Episcopal Church in Reference to Re-* union with the General Convention. Whebas, The several Dioceses, which wc as Bishops and Deputies, represent at this Council, were impelled by political events to scperato in a legislative capacity from the Protestant Episcopal Church in the United States, and did decide 011 grounds sanctioned by Holy Scripture and primitive antiquity, to unite together and adopt for their better government and more convenient action, a constitution and code of canons, and did meet in pursuance of tbat Constitution in General Council in November, 1802. And Whereas, This Church, so organized, al though arising out of political events, was, from that /iinc a duly torganized branch of the Catholic and Apostolic Church, a^l may of rij^lit so continue tot l>p, or may through the action of its sevoral Pioessean Councils form any Other synod icnl association ; And Whereas, I n'thc opinion of several of the Pjoecscs which co-operated in the formation of this independent branch of the j Church Catholic, the political, exigency which caused its arrangement no longer exits; And W/,wax, The spirit'of charity which prevailed in the proceedings of the General.Convention of the Protestant Episcopal Church in the Uuited States, at its late .Mission in Philadelphia, has warmly commended itself to the hearts, of this council.;' Therefore, ? Jivao/ccJ, 1st. That in the judgement of this council it is perfectly consistent with good faith which she owes to the lTishopsand Piocosc with which she lias been in union since 1 862, for any Diocese to decide for herself, wether she shall any longer continue in union with this council. J 2d. That it^ nc recommended that wherever the word Confederate ocelli's in me sumnara? or mc cnurcn me worn United be substituted therefor. 3d. That inasmuch.?8 the change recommended in the fwogoing resolution (being a change ' in the prayer book,)cannot be legally 'completed until the i next meeting of this council under the circumstance- it should in the meantime have the force of. law, in any Diocese when approved by its Bishop and the Diocescan council. 4th. That- each Diocese now in connection with this Council shall begoverj ncd by the Constitution and Cations ! thereof until such time as it shall have j declared its withdrawal therefrom, as h-rein provided for. 5th. That whenever any Diocese-shall determine to withdraw from this Ecclesiastical Confederation, such withdrawal shall be considered .isduly accomplished whe n an official notice, signed bv the Bishop and Secretary oi such Diocese shall have heen given to the Bishops of the Dioceses remaining In conneeion with this Council.. c / Stephen E:.LIOTT. Ch'n of Com of'ITnnsc of Bishops. C. W. And hews. Ch'n of Com of jftouse of Deputies The-Committce to whom war referred the lb!lowing;joint resolutions of the Gen . i-ral Council, viz: ftrfvtcA Utrt change of word Confederate to that of United -vheiuver it occurs in the Prayer 1 ioolc, w'e recommend that a joint cominiit-. ehu appointed by this Council to enter its solemn protest against those 1 military orders by which Churches have hern closed oti l clergymen ordered to be sns epned from their functions because they ronbl not use certain prayers under the dictation of iniliirry authority?do respectfully report that Wlivrcti". The. Bishop of Alabama was elected and consecrated under the Constitution and Canons of the Protestant. Episcopal Church in the Confederate States,.ami never has been, nor is now, a Bishop of the Church in the United States, nor can he so in the judge* merit of tlial Church,as recently expressed in his case, unless and until be shall have made the required promise of coufortuity to the Constitution and CanoDs thereof, and W/ierca.% For this reason he lield that he was uuder no cccitsiaslieal obligation to use the prayer appoint^ in the l'rnyer Book of said Church for the President of the United States, and all others in civil authority ; and Whereas, The independence of the Church, in matters purely spiritual, is hold to be of Divine authority and has been the doctrine of the Church from the foundation of Christianity, and is at this day conceded universally by the powers of this world, whenever, the Church has been true to itself? Therefore, we the members of the Council do, in our own behalf, and iti behalf of the christian Church throughout the world, solemnly protest against the order issued September 2Gth, 1S65, from the Headquarters of- the Department of Alabama, that the Bishop and Clergy of that Diocese be suspended from their functions and forbiddeu to preach or per form divine service, and that their places of worship he closed, and against all and every secular interference with eclcsiastical affairs, as a violation of liberty of conscience, as guaranteed by the Coustitution of the United States.*. ' j Stephen Elliott, Cb'm'u of Com. on. part of House of Bishops, Paul TtaI'ikr, Cb'm'n of Com. on part of Clerical aud Lay Deputies. It was agreed that the next General Council (if there be any,) shall meet in Charleston in this State. Resolutions expressive of the high sense entertained by the Church of the late Bishops of Tcnncsse arid Louisiana (Bishops Otcy and Polk) and of the late Treasurer (?J. K. Sass, Esq,) were passed unanimously. After an earnest and affectionate prayer from the presiding Bishop (Elliott) the Council adjourned,. The Georgia Convention has repudiated the war debt of the State by a vote of 133 to 117. i CAlTgPEtt, FRIDAY, H1>V. 2;t. .THIS CAMDISN VOLUNTEER POUClfi will meet in the Tcmpcrnnco Hall on Saturday lies^at 4 o'elockP. 51'. All merchants and tax payers Rve enrnestly requested to meet at the same time'and place. * 33y orderof. A. D. Goodwyn, Oapt. Com minding. U. P. BONNEY.O.S November 24. Doby's Hack Lo.'b to Scmtrii.?We are pleased to learn that oar enterprising friends, tha Messrs Dory, in connection/ with Messrs. Stjedhaj.'andJUcPowAM., of Sumter, propose running a daily line of luieks between Sumter and this plac", llins giving us daily communication with the outside world. These gentlemen nlso hope i-> perfect on"orrangomcnt whereby oar mails will be deiivorr d here upon the day'after their receipt in Sumter, thus putting us iu possession of our Wilmington and Charleston files one day after their issue. The efforts made by these gentlemen to secure us regular and frequent mail facilities cer muiiy onune uiem to our uianns ana support. Remuneration for carrying the mail, they get none, and the liopc of payment tor the services they render us' and the countr/ may. if granted at all, be at some very remote day. To our people, then, tlioy look for support Sustain the line and they will continue to serve us Their hacks are comfortable, their drivers nttentivc. and travellers will find this mode of conveyance to the Railroad pleasant, and charges reasonable. To mcrchnntsljthcy offer an adhiirable opportunity for getting goods with dispatch, which they offer to transport at reasonable rates. These gentlemen arc doing much for us, let us sustain thorn. * t OcnTinfEMATKFuture.?We aro not-permitted to lift the veil which conceals coming events, vct-inost of human life is expended in thought and labor for the probaole futiye, and tunn is deemed wise or improvident, as he cares for or ignoros that future, and his sagacity is measured by the success wi^h which be has anticipated events. We seemed, but. a little while since to be sailing on a smooth sen, towards the port of reeotisU uc/ion, and were preparing ourselves for the duties incumbent upon us so soon as we were landed. All at otico a dead calm is upon us, with some heaviness in the political atmos-, pkerc. betokening, perhaps, a storm. We are powerless to prevent ii; and can but bow our necks as has become our wont This is true as to our political condition. To submit and obey is all that we can do. This we have done, and if wo are shnt out from the privilege of civil ge+crniTivnt, \v^ can but submit still. We do not know that there is real danger of this result," but there aro certain very threat ening indications. But whether we are to live under military government or aro to be reconstructed with some share in civil government there is much that wo can do for our material advantage aud advancement. In either evet President J on.win (heaven ssjmrc- Jiii") does not seem disposed to crush us out entirely; and we can nil go lo work and hclp'lo build uu the dtale. by devoting ourselves assiduously to our private pursuits. Every one in Jhis impover? ished country has lo go to work, or be starved out; and the so-.nor those who won't work?be tliev white, black or colored?are starved out thobetter fov tbo- common good. There is certainly no stores for drones in this hive. Away then, with "cot/chant"nimpaitf," etc. Let encli one's crest be the bmblem of his calling?whether it be book, spade, plough, hammer, or yard stick, and let each ono's motto bo "scuffle on. "J There is oue point upon which the- future is revealed to us. It is evident that whether we arc to live undor civilormilitaryn.de?whether in this State the "Freedmen's Bureau" or the "Freedmeu's Code" is to be our euide. no clas3 of men, white or colored, will he allowed to lire in idleness and vagrancy?sleeping by daj' and thieving by night. We ore informed bj both of these authorities?the one existent, the other expectant?that the freedincn ore expected to enter into contracts for labor, and to keep these contracts. That is what many of them have failed to do; and it was absurd to expect if, immediately succeeding so complete a revolution in their whole condition. It would not be wise to anticipate that, any regulation will succeed, in any complete degree, in producing this result. Cut the experiment must be tried. There is no dodging it. I.ct us tlion earnestly to work. Let us make all due-allowances for the ignorant and benighted condition of the colored race?more . sinned agaiDstlhan sinning?let not the hvsuborilfna. tien or ingratitude of a few months unaccustomed license, estrange the kindly relations nf a lifetime, aye, of generations. Let .each of us who employ them as laborers essay the task in a spirit of justice and generosity, starting out with the recognition of the legal fact, that they are tree, and therefore entitled to contract, aud to have their just contracts enforced. Their present unenlightened condition entitles them to our generous forbearance and consideration. They must be brought by cultivation to approach the staudards which 'actuate the white 1 man;, and when we look around, us and see how many whito men will starve rather than work, rln not lot iit ho tnr> ensilr rlismiirocod in nnr UV tlVH ?W *" '"J ? "O"" WMi efforts in this experiment. Wo beliovc that a firm exhibition of justice, mingled with a kind, forbearing, generous spirit, Will doraucl^to improve their condition and their value as laborers. We know further, too, that our late" slaveholders arc a generous, lofty poople, and may well be trusted with their late slaves with rnre exceptions. Wo know, unfortunately that there are exceptions, who if not restrained both by law and by tho moral influence of the community, would add difficulties and embarrassments to any system which may be adopted. These difficulties aro Isiavy and numerous at best. It vylll require prudence, discretion and a wholesome public opinion to preserve society from great disorders. That p.blic opipion must bo brought to bear both to protect the rights of the freedmcn and the rights of society; for if it be one-sided it will not' only be valueless, but it will involve us in difficulty and keep | alive the pernicious intermeddling with our internal affairs, which wc believe has resulted in the utter wreck of the wh ite man's prosperity, and the black man's happiness in the South," fur a long time at least. Will Jeff. Davis be Pardoned. "We copy the following from Mie Washington correspondence (Xov. 10) of the New Yovk "JWir* It lslrtte that there was some time ago, a defermintion on the part of.the Government, in gen* ral terms, "to have Jeff.. Davis tried for treason in the civil courts." * This was the position of affairs at the time when the South Carolina delegation applied for his pardon. They were assured in substance, by the President, that the Government had no thirst for the blood of iMr. JJavis; that even If he should be convicted of treasoD, be would be par-* donrd ; and that the President's only anxiety in regard to the case was- to have it determined by the highest'judicial tribunal,- whether treason had been committed or not. At that very time, that question was under advisement, by wr 1-S8 than four of the most eminent eon stitutional lawyers now living. The re suit of their investigations hassione been laid before the President and I communicated the substance of it to "The -jYew*" last Friday night, by telegraph.. ' The principles which govern the case are contained in my letter of October 1. This legal opinion of course has-upset all the calculations of those members of the Cabinet who would have gloated over the conviction of Mr. Davis for treason. They were willing enough to have him tried, as long jts they Supposed that he would certainly be convicted.* But now that it is known that no such convictions can be obtained, they are son-ly puzzled what course to take. It is said that the Divine Stanton fell back at once upon a. military court; but there will never be another tribuual of that description, as long as Andrew .Johnson is President. It is a mistake to suppose that any conditions will he attached to the pardon of Jefferson Davis. He will not he banished or required to expatriate himself. His pnrdoirwill be unconditional, as his acquittal, if put npon .trial, would be full ..-,1 i?uu .jviwinyic. " A Court Sc^ne.?"William, look up. Ti'll ns, William, who- made you. Do you know?*' William, who Was considered a tool, screw.-d up his face and, looking thoughtful, somewhat slowly answered ' Moses, i'Vposu*" "That will do," said counsellor Gray, addressing the court; 1 "that certainly is an intelligent answer, more than J supposed him napahld of giving, for it shows that he has some faint idea of Scripture * but I submit that it is not sufticient'to entitle him to be sworn ns a witness capable of giving evidence." "Mr. Judge," said the fool, ""may T ax the lawyer a question V1 "Certainly," said the Judge. "Wul, then, Mr. Lawyer who d'ye 'spose made yon,?" M.\a in, I 'spose,"said Counsellor Grav,imitating tho witness. After the mirth had some_i_-i u ; ?. i .i- . < i i wnat buusiucu, ine witness nrawJcu out, "Wal, dcoWj we do read iu tlie good book that Aaron once made a calf, but wh'd thought the darned critter had got in here?" The Judge ordtfed the- man to pe sworn* The Chances of the Admission of the Southern Mkmhers into Congress ?The well informed correspondent. of the Philadelpia ''Ledger" whites from Washington November 10: The opposition are in fine feather over the result in New Jersey and New York vesterday, and they declare that the coast is now clear for action. What they propose, is to have an early caucus, at which a plan of action shall be agreed upon, and this action is to be made binding, if possible, on all the opponents of the President's policy. The bold fcaure of the programme will be the exclusion of the Southern Reprentativc's, and there is too much reason to fear the game will be successful. Indeed bets of two to one niv making that the South will not be admitted unless all the demands of th ii T? arlir?nlc nri* onn it vncmrl in A mttnvi I of tin'. D'oro .crntic imv.-iVas 'I;..- j }.TortI: western Conservative lir., ' "iio-n?. j iuay possibly upset the propose..! ficheirte; liuI. tiio cii.nicesarc that the opposition will have things pretty much their own way, even though some burns while their fiddling is in progress. "If the Victors akk Magnanimous the Vanquished will be Loyal!"?At the. opening fair of the American Institute in New York, General Daniel E. Sickles uttered this sentiment. lie also stated that it had been almost in every instance, the uniform error of the successful party, in civil wars, to prepetuatc the passions of.the conflict be proecriptive measures against the vanquished, and inN stanced the bad results of such prescriptive measures as applied to France in the case of the Huguenots; in the action of Spain towards the Moors and Jews; in England towards Ireland, and in Austria towards Italy and Hungary. Let the. proscriptionists and radicals learn a lesson, both from the text quoted above and the illustrations drawn by Gen. Sickles. Women are angels. If they were, they would go to heaven for husbands? or, at least, be more particular in choice ou earth. Important to the Blacks- , The Allowing important order is-pub* li^fS^n flic Lyuchbnrg papers of thel-4ti?, and has a special interest to our' section just now: Hd'qhs. Sur-Distrjct I.TNcnnUuc. } Lynchburg, November 12,186y> y The following circular is published for' the i information of the public, by order' of Major II. J. Mcdonald, commanding; Sub-District of Lynchburg, Virginia: ^ IJd'qhs. District of Virginia.7 Richmond, Va , November 9, y Circular No. ^5. / The Mnjor-Ociiora? commanding is informed that the impression prevails among the freedtnen that the (jov.ern? meat of llic.United States will, on Aft? coining Christmas day, divide nmdug? thttp large quantities of land, and tliat bi" couscqnence of this imprtision' many of them refuse to enter into contracts to labor beyond that day. In order to correct this erronions im? pression', the commandants of the several? Districts will immediately detail proper ' officers and send them into every fcouuty' and, as far as possible, into every neigh-borhood within their several commandsto explain to the frccamcn that the Gov-ernment has neither the intention nor the power to meet the>e' expectations,. * arid to urge upon them the absolute necessity which exists that they should make proper contracts to labor during , the coming rear. Officers will be selected with "greatcare for this duty; they will consult with the principal inhabitants of the. location? to which they may go, and through themwill endeavor to meet- and converse uirh those of the freed men who possess the greatest influence over their follows. By command of Maj-Gen'l 2V. II. TkuRV(Signcd) ED. W. SMITH, A A G. Official: A. A. Skvmoi h, At'g Aj't-GeuT Novel Place of Amusement. Here is an anedote extra t?.d from tlte- # London TelrrjrcplLS account of the building of the new bridge at Black friars, and worth quoting: *" At the builditig^ of Westminister Bridge, diving bells were used, but a difficulty arose of a very nnexcepte.d kind.. The men in the bells, comfortably out'of S'.rrht of their enmlbvers, found thnmenlvis. - c r#" ' V.i 7"" wider no compulsion to work. OncwouM' not think at first the bottom of the great. London sewer was a ploascut place, fur tlio liqtrd which fiowsln the* ThamesT""" and ion thebreathing. was not agreeable, and they took Jo chewing instead. By giving a random signal every now and then to the .men directing the movements of the belf from pbove, they could convey tho ini- -> prossion that they were working, and their little amusements were uninterrupted for some time, till at last they were found out.. Diving dresses and helmets'were tlienuw frnrlnOAfl ortrl tlin .ucn t\f l.nlle wne tt up with very beneficial results. " ? *? ?? - How to Marry a Belle.?Tn Canada a rich old widower is said to hnvg . practised an ingenious scheme to gain the hand of the belle of the village. IJe hired an oM gipsy to tell the young lady's fortune, and instructed her to state that a wealthy old widower (giving a x .description of his personal.-appearance and dress) would pay her a visit and offer himself, and,that she would accept, and! be leftti wealthy young widow before the close of the year. Jler next husband, would he a young man she.liked at present. Tlie gipsy did her duty, the* old man presented himself, and the marriage followed. He is likely to live mauy: years, and the village belle may boa grandmother before she becomes a wid 1 ow. No Compliments in Prater.?"Wehave heard some prayers which wore designed to effect the hearer rather than toreach heaven The following charncter* :-lw aaeednte of John Randolph is a keen rebuke to tin- practice : Tn a sp. il of rcpiintence and sickness. " lie was visited by a minister who, at his request prayed for and with him. Tbo _ minister began in this wise: "Lord, onr fliend is sick. Thou knowest how generous he was to the poor, and what eminent service he lias rendcied to his country, and how lie is among the honored! and great men of the earth." "Stop, stop," said the impatient Ran dolph, "no more of such eluff, else the? Lord will damn us both.'* The best stock a man can invest in is the stock of a farm ; the best scares areplow-shares; and the best banks are the- * . fertile banks of the rural streams; themore these are broken the better divi^ demis tliev pay. A model young lady, just .graduated from a certain distant academy, remarked the other day;; "I can not deceive hqjrv v ' the young geutlcmcn can drink to such a. recess, when they know it is so eonvirU ous to their institutions." 'ii-;' , '