g?te fSfltritmi mh igttgfc THE SUMTER WATCHMAN, Established April, 1850. "Be Just and Fear not--Ler. all the Ends thou Aims't at, be thy Country's, thy God's, and Truth's." THE TRUE SOUTHRON, Established June, 1SS6. Consolidated Aug. 2, 1881.1 SUMTER, S. C., TUESDAY, AUGUST 30, 1881. New Series-Vol. I. No. 5. Published erery Tuesday, -BY THE ^pffatckman and Southron Publishing M Company, SUMTER, S. C. TERMS: Two Dollars per annum-in advance. ADVERTISEMENTS. One Square, first insertion.".......$1 00 Every subsequent insertion. 50 Contracts for three months, or longer will be made at reduced rates. Ali communications which subserve private interests will be charged for as advertisements. Obituaries and tributes of respect will be charged for. Marriage notices and notices of deaths pub? lished free. For job work or contracts for advertising address Watchman and Southron, or apply at the Office, to N. G. OSTEEN, Business Manager. -----------a WILMINGTON, COLUMBIA AND AUGUSTA R. R. 0N and after May 15th, ISSI, the following schedule will be ran on this Road : NIGHT EXPRESS AND SAIL TRAIN. (Baily ) (Sos. 47 West and 4$ Ea*t) Leave Wilmington....... -.?.....*..-10 05 p xn Arrive at Florence ........ ..?..???-??> 2 25 a m Leave Florence-....-... .. 2 40 a m Leave Sumter....**...............4 OS a m Arrive at Columbia.................. 6 00 am Leave Columbia...........................10 00 p m Leave Sumter..................... ........ 12 OS a m Arrive at Florence-.-. 1 40 a m Leave F ?or en ce......... ......... ......... 2 00 a m Arrive at Wilmington........... S 20 3 m This Train stops only at Brinkley's. White ville, Flemington, Fair Bluff, Marion, Floren oe, Timmonsville, Mayesville, Sumter, Camden Junction and Eastovcr. THROUGH FREIGHT TRAIN. Daily, Mcept Sundays. Leave Florence..j?._.12 25 a m Leave Sumter ;,".?7. ????? 3 13 a m Arrive at Col a m bia._-...... 6 25 a m Leave Columbia............ ........._ 5 00 p m Leave Sumter-.*-......... ......_. S 20 p m Arrive at Florence_................. ll 10 p m LOCAL FREIGHT-(Daily except Sunday.) Leave Florence... .. 3 50 p m Arrive at Sumter-Lie over A. 7 50 p m Leave Sumter. 7 30 a m Arrive at Columbia .......................ll 00 a m Leave Columbia......- ._? 3 15 a m Arrive at Sumter-Lie over............ SOO p m Leave Su m ter-.^.. 6 00 a m Arrive at florence.._ 12 00 m A. POPE, G. P. A. JOHN F. DIVINE. General Sup't._ South Carolina Railroad. CHANGE OF SCHEDULE. i^N AND AFTER MAY 15th, ISSI. \_? Passenger Trains OQ Camden Branch will run as follows, un til further notice : EAST TO OLUM"3IA-DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS. Leave Camden..;............. 6 15 a m Leave Camden Junction-........ 7 20 a m Airive at Columbia.10 35 a m TT SST FROM COLUMBIA-DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS. Leave Columbia. 6 30 a m... 6 00 p m Arrive Cum deg Junction, 10 52 a m... 7 40 p m -"?AtT?ve at Cadden......... 12 49 p m... S 45 p m EAST TO CHARLESTON AND AUGUSTA. (Daily except Sundays.) Leave Camden... 6 15 a m... 3 50 p m Len ve Camden June*... 7 20 a rn... 5 37 p m Arrive at Charleston... I 55 p rn... 10 45 p m Arrive at Augusta-.... 3 20 p in... 7 25 a m WEST FR?-M CHARLESTON A?O AUGUSTA. - (Daily except Sundays.) " Leave Charleston.._.... 6 00 a m... 9 05 a m Leave Augusta. 7 00 p ai... 7 55 a m Arrive Camden June'... 10 52 a rn... 7 40pm Arrive at Camden. 12 49 p m... S 45 p m CONNECTIONS. Columbia and Greenville Railroad both ways for nil points on that Road and on the Spar? tan burg. Union and Columbia and Spartanburg and Ashville Railroads, also with the Char? lotte, Columbia and Augusta Railroad to 3nd from all points North hy trains leaving Camden at S 15 a m. and arriving at S 45 p m. Connections made at Augusta to all points 'West and South ; also at Charleston with Steamers for New York and Florida-on Wed? nesdays and Saturdays. On Saturdays BOUND TRIP TICKETS are sold tn and from all Stations at one first class f-tre for the round trip-tickets being good till Monday noon, to return. Excursion tickets good for 10 davs are regularly on sale to and from all stations at 6 cents per mile fur round trip. THROUGH TICKETS to all points, can bc purchased hy applying to James Jones. Agent at Camden. J>. C. ALLEN, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, JOHN B. PECK, General Sup't, 4 Charleston, S. C. Columbia aad Greenville Hail Road? PASSENGER DEPARTMENT, COLUMBIA. S. C., August 19, ISSI. ON AN? AFTER MONDAY, AUGUST 22d, ?SSt, Passenger Trains will run as herewith indicated, upon this road and its branches-Daily except Suiwtays : No. 42 Up Passenger. Leave Columbia (A).ll 20 a m Leave Alston.....^, .........-.-12 26 p m Leave Newberry_.-_. 1 21 p m Leave Hodges... ...... . 3 52 p m Leave Belton. .....~ 5 05 p m Arrive at Greenville-.,-. -. S 27 p m No. 43 Down Passenger. Leave Greenville at-.... .........10 33 a m Leave Belton.-.ll 57 a m Leave Hodges--.-.. 1 12 p m Leave Newberry_.-._.... 3 47 p m Leave Alston. 4 46pm Arrive at Columbia (F)- - ......... 5 50 p m SFA.RTANBURG, U>?ON for disturbing a debating club. W c should like to know him. Thc mau who has got the voice and cu ergy to disturb a debatiug club, pro? vided the latter is healthy and active in its diabolical mission, is worthy our ac? quaintance, and ought to be given a government position as a fog-horn on a rock-bound coast .Do you dance thc quadrille?' 'No, but I have a brother Bill, from Brazil, who dances the quad rill-on thc win? dow-sill.' 'Then do you dance the lauces ?' *No, but my sister Frances dances thc lances and all the fancy dances.' Do you glide? No, but, wc-will let that slide. Journalism in Deadwood. -0 "Pm an editor myself," said be, as he planted his feet on the Eagle editor's desk and lit that functionary's pipe. "I throw ink on the Up-Gulch Snorter at Deadwood, and you bet I make some reading matter for the boys. Take the Snorter on exchange here ?" "I think not," replied the editor. "Don't know that I ever beard of it." "You ain't been long in the ink-busi? ness, have you?" asked the stranger, quickly. "You don't seem to be up in the literature of the day. The Snorter throws more iufluence to the square foot than all the papers in Deadwood. Let me show you the style of that peri? odical," and he drew a file of back numbers out of bis pocket. "See them advertisements? All cash. Meeting of County Board ; fist fight in the Common Council ; mine caved in on nineteen men ; four men lynched ; Mayor of town convicted of burglary ; raid by In? dians-all live news items. See the ; editorial 7 This is what I say about the .Rapid City Enterprise : "The dis? tinguished consideration in which we hold the three-ply jackass who edits our noxious contemporary is only equal? ed by the rapidity with which the tum? ble-bugs will roll him out of town in the spring." Spicy, eh? You bet! There's some poetry. Wrote it myself. Made it up out of my head. How's this ? "The opposition have nominated That lousy, drunken, dissipated, Cock-eyed horse-thief, Jim McAdden ; Our caudidate is Fatly Madden ! "Acd we elected him, too, for old stock ! We go in for poetry out our way, from way back." "We don't do it in just that way here," said the Eagle editor, with a smile. "Our folks-" "That's where you're off. Yo; haven't educated your folks up to high taste. Where I live we're cultured clear to the root. Here's my remarks about the editor of thc Vcrmillion Repeater, when he wautcd to split the territory : 'We don't want to reflect on the press, but we are compelled to say that the editor of the Repeater has stolen Government mules so long for a living that he be? gins to flatter himself that he too is an ass !' That busted his business." Now here's a little criticism on onr opera-house that was regarded very high : 'Manager Whitney is giving a high tonder performance than our citi? zens have a right to expect for two bit'.. He bas engaged the beautiful Gambetta for two weeks and her standing jump shows careful thoughts and study, and her toe whirls are unprecedented in the history of the ballet. Mr. Whitney has stored up thc east end of his min? strel troupe with the justly celebrated Patsy Maginnis, the bones of modern eras. We are sorry to chronicle a row at his temple of Thespian virtue last night, and we recommend Manager Whitney, if Shang Johnson comes monkeying around there again, to crack his nut with a bottle.' And he did it, too. It shows the power of the press." 'I suppose your paper is confined to local matters. You don't do much in the way of general literature,9 said the Eagle, by way of keeping up the con? versation. 'There's wbere you're on your back? again. It comes high, but our people will have it. See this story from Har? per s boiled down to haifa column, but it gives all the facts. Then here's a poem by my daughter. She's a wonder? ful slinger when she's fed up to it. Boiled beef sets her going, and a bottle of beer fetches the balance. How does this strike you ? This is hern. It's called ?Ode To Night.' The Evening for her bath of dew Is partially undressed. The sun behind a bobtail flush Is setting in the west. I The planets light the beavens with The flash of their cigars, The sky lias put its uigbt-sbirt on, And buttoned it with stars. I love this timid, shrinking Night, Us shadow and its dew ; I love the constellations bright, So old and yet so new : I love night better than the day, For people looking on, Can't see rae skinning round to meet Ai y own, my darling John. 'You don't get any better truck than that in the East. You see, our people have got to have the first crod or bust. It livens a paper up, too, this poetry, and ir's fat for the printers. Here's a little thing I dashed right off on the Yankton Vindicator for claiming that I swindled the government ou a hay con? tract. "A delirious Yankton reporter Has been pitching imo the Snorter. We find he's the man Who adopted the plan To kill his wife rather than support her. 'He ain't been seen since. Well, pard, I must get out on the trail. If you're ever out Deadwood way drop down thc chimney aud see me. You might as well see mc on your exchange list, and if you ever pick up an item you can't use, drop me a line and PH pay you a little something. So loDg.' Brooklyn Eagle. - - A Week s Rations. -0 Tuesday thc cars brought in another week's rations for the farmers of this section, consisting of 25,000 pounds of bacon, 400 bushels of meal, 1,000 bushels of corn, and a mixed load of flour, tobacco aud light groceries. Still some farmers complain that noth? ing is done for them. In cur opinion everything is done that could reasonably be expected. Thc merchauts certainly are doing their share iu keeping them from starvation. If the ridiculous men who had an Agricultdral meeting in Greenville last week had taken some measures to raise brcadstuffs at home, they might have done some good.- j Abbe r iib'- Medium. This is certainly a bad year for thc j man who advertised rewards for comets, j Three of these celestial vagrauts are j within telescopic range at this moment, j and returns of more can be sent in for j the next five months. As they cost ?200 each the fellow that offers the rewards must quake witu fear when he -ontemplates the boundless possibilities ; of there live months. Bring on your ? comets, wc can stand them if he can. ETEWS ITEMS* The Georgia Legislature has passed an Act prohibiting the preaching of Mormon doctrines within the limits of the State. The traveling expenses of the one hundred thousand drummers employed by the merchants of the United States are ?120,000,000 a year, exclusive of salaries. Ah Sang, for nine years the Chinese' superintendent of the Tea Department of Wilson's "Tea Pot" grocery on King street, in Charleston, is dead. An American woman in Augusta bas married a Chinaman. As he does all the washing and cooking, the Au? gusta woman has done better than most girls. It bas been decided to sell the Great Eastern steamship by public auction early in October, unless she is previous? ly disposed of at a private sale. Senator Butler has sent to the Agri? cultural Department seventy-five quarts of Winter seed wheat for free distribu? tion in this State. The seed comes from the Agricultural Department at Washington. Details of a fight with Indians iv New Mexico show that moro troops are' needed in that part of the country, and that colored soldiers are plucky enough1 to fight three times their numbers iff redskins. In one of his verses, Oscar Wilde, the testhetic poet, alludes to "the barren memory of unkissed kisses." An un kissed kiss probably is tbe barrenest thing within the range of human experi? ence. Mr. Geo. H. Cornelson, of Orange* burg pays out over ?50;000 a year iff wages to bis employees. These are the' kind of men who build up a town and State. There is but one war ship in our navy, the Trenton, that can steam more I than twelve knots an hour. We have' j not one iron-clad that eau make tea knots even in smooth- water, for six hours consecutively. We have not one gun afloat that could penetrate ten' iuches of armor, even' at the closest quarter. The thief who stole the pennies front a dead man's eyes has been emulated at Helena, Arkansas, where Joseph Tay? lor is just beginning to serve a penal term "for stealing the shoes from off the feet of a culprit hanged at Mariana, before the body was cut down bj the sheriff." Hartman, the Russian Nihilist, bas come to the United States, he says, ter stir up sympathy for his cause. There is move sympathy here for his cause than for him. Infidels make poor te* formers. The Greenville News has been vigor? ously opposing Prohibition. It as vigor? ously went for the whiskey bolters or Independents in the recent municipal election, and now it says the bar mes are denouncing the dry party and the News, but that the latter can stand it. Mr. Edward Richardson, the wealth? iest cotton planter of New Orleans, is credited as possessing ?8,000,000; E. J. Gay, a planter and owner of a sugar refinery, raoks next, with from &3, 000,000 to ?4,000,000. The Palmetto Yeoman says : 'What? ever may be said of bar keepers and whiskey selling, Columbia can boast of several gentlemen in that line of busK ness who are practical prohibitionists. They touch but taste not, and are mod? els of sobriety. Yet, notwithstanding this fact, they don't much like to see au avowed prohibitionist. Perhaps it is because he never 'smiles.' The Tooker mine, in York - County, was sold on the 12th instant to 'The Broad River Gold Mining Company, of New York.' Operations on an ex? tensive scale will be commenced im? mediately. Mr. Tooker writes that i there is quite a boom in mines on Broad River, and says South Carolina is des? tined to be thc Mecca of gold seekers in the near future. He expects to go to thc Atlanta Exposition with a collection of York County minerals. A young gentlemen of Florence last week wagered that he could eat two and one half pounds of rice at one sitting. The rice was weighed and then cooked perfectly dry. When it was done, the gentleman commenced his task, and eat thc rice without butter or seasoning of any kind, using water to wash it down. Sure enough inside of an hour, the last grain had disappeared, and he eveu went so far as to call for 'more.' Strange no ill effects resulted from this mon? strous meal, If anybody can beat this, let us hear from them.-Florence Times. Lady Burdett Coutts is said to Tiave made an amicable settlement with her relatives concerning her fortune. "Since her marriage," says Olive Logan, "she has lived in more costly fashion than ever before. The dinners she has given in her Piccadilly residence have formed a marked feature of brilliancy this sea? son, and they have been attended by persons of very high standing in the' social world, though British royalty has held aloof. The slight is all the more marked as in former times there was no* subject in all the kingdom whom the Queen loved more to honor than Bur? dett Coutts-. As for Mr. Bartlett, every' one agrees that he is the soul of chiv? alrous devotion to his kind wife, and she seems delighted with her handsome' American husband." The Chinese Government did not order home the students in this country a day too soon, if wc may trust the: Hartford Courant. American school? boys were iu danger of being ruined by Chinese cheap labor. "When they have entered a school or college, or' taken up a study, they have forthwith proceeded to step to the head of the school and to master the whole of the study. It has been amazing to see how' in a strange country, speaking a foreign and peculiarly difficult language, they have managed in so many ways on so many occasions to beat their American boy associates." Every principle of protection to home industry required that these boys should be shipped at once, and it is very fortunate that the Chinese forestalled the high tariff men? in their action.