Jm ■ _ v THE DARLINGTpN NEWS,, f UBMWPW' *V*EYXHUBS1)AT MOBNWa JD. X>, EVA.3STS, •. PROPRIETOR.. rER**—$2 P*** Anaum In Adranee. One Square, first insertion....,,,, f 1.60 One Square, second insertion..., 1.00 Etery subseqent insertion 60 Contract advertisements inserted upon the most reasonable term*. Marriage Notices ,a»d Obituaries, not ixeeeding sin lines, inserted free. 1*2-A -.1 THE DARLINGTON NEWS. KACIkUR*! BILL. Paebelor’s Hall, wbat a comical place it is! Keep me from such all the days of my lift! Sure but he knows what a burning dis grace it is. Never at all to be getting a wife. 0ee the old bachelor, gloomy and sad enough * . Fussing around while he’s making his fire; , His kettle has tipt up, ocke honey, hf’g mad enough, If he were present, to fight with the squire { - ~~ — *’ Peis, dishes, and pans, commodities, and such other Ashes and praty-skins, kiver the floor; oard a sti His cupbi ities, Things never before. storehouse of comical odd- thought of as neighbors When his meal it is over, the table’s left sittin’ so; Dishes, take care of yourselves if you ean; Devil a drop of hot water will visit ye. Och, let him alone for a baste of a man 1 How, like a pig in a mortar-bed wallow ing. See the old bashelor kneading his dough; Troth, if his bread he can ate without swallowing, How it would help his jUfea0oo, ye know | Tate in the night, when he goes to bed ehivoriog. Never the bit is his bed made at all; 8o he creeps like a terrapin under the kiv- ering ; Bad luck to the pictur of Bachelor’s Hall! Anonymous. HclcctfD Hturij. The Widow’s Secret, “I do not think you treat him right,” said the rosy little widow to (he dross maker who was fitting her trim flgnre to a silk gown of the color of t( moon upon the lake,” and at the same time holding her bead back, and a trifle to one side, lest her tears should drop tbereeu. “I don’t think women know bow to treat their husbands.’' "You must be exjiert in the mut ter,” responded Mrs. Fittern, “see jug this is the fourth time you bare tried ’em. Hollow in your back a trifle, as is natoral to vou—there— sets like a dock’s foot in tire mud— can’t be bettered," she exclaimed professorship. The widow eyed herself sharply, turning from side to side, and smil ing consciously at her own pretti- ness. “Yes, that will do, Mrs. Fittem ; but I am sore you don’t treat your husband right" rig! “Shouldn’t wonder, ma’am, see ing my patience has clean gone out A)f me. This will be your ipnrth husband. Well, welt you mtyrt, begging poor pardon, like men bet ter’u I do. ‘Moon upon the lake’ is mighty becoming to you, and very suitable for a widow.” The lady reddened, but she gave A short laugh, also, as she answer ed in a way and manner to hide >he Sting under wbat she said,— “Men are good creatures when women know how to manage them They do seem to incline more to some women more than otbera.” “You never bad a drinking hus band, ma'am, I suppose t” “Bless you I no, never 1 I could aot abide the breath. A woman might to be on her guard.” “It seems so strange. Widow hood seems natoral to some women (hey thrive and grow pretty upon it." The widow laughed, saying^— “I never gave it a thought—but it may be so." “Going to be married the fourth time 1 Not a chick nor child I not forty yet, and plump and pretty as .ever I Upon my word, ma’am, I .don’t see bow you manage." “Ob, that’s a secret.” Mrs. Fittem opened her eyes wide, and slowly repeated,— “A secret !” “Tee, indeed { I have found it work adrpirably with three has- bands, doubt not it wilt work just as .well with the fourth.* “Bless my heart r exclaimed the ■dressmaker, dropping the cord she was covering to pat the flounce on with, and an ill-disgnised horror on hex face. “Oh, I didn't kill my three hus bands. They were dotingly fond of me v> the last, and left me provid ed for.” - c r < and an expectant, not to say pain ful hope, brightened her wan face. “It isn't much, Mrs. Fittem, and yet it is a secret, and its applica tion has been, as it wire, disastrous ju my ease. I am sore I never ex pected it.*" “Dear me j you seem to own up to something. Did they die suddenly, poor critters 1“ “Quite the oootrajy; they linger- •d along as if loth to go.” “Poor critters! | shonEd have hr ithonght yon would have* felt bad.” “I did indeedand the woman preparing to wed her VOL XU U0 7. husband wept ah t}e memory of the three. , ‘,‘Do tell me all about it," persist ed the other with a look not sympa tbetio. “Your tears haven’t seem ed to dim yenr handsome eyes.” “I dch’t know about that—I nev er thought about it—but. Mrs. Fit tem, first and last I have eried a great deal.” ' “Perhaps yon had a reason un known to the world, ma’am, But I want dreadfully to know how you managed it.” Our widow was a sort, of widow Wadley—easily begniled to teals ov smiles—and she began to perceive that the astute dressmaker bad some latent design in thus question ing her, which she did not object to gratify. Accordingly she assumed the narrative form, while the needle ot her auditor chicked against her thimble in concert. “My first husband you must know, was well-to-do, but not rich. He was wbat is called a model man. We went to obnrch every Sunday, and dropped twenty-five cents each into the contribntion-box—never more or less. I knit him stockings and made him shirts; he liked to see women indnsthous, and I was industrious. We went to lectures, and now and then to a s< ejaj party —always at home ami in bed at ten o’clock. He was agreeable in tem per, and apt to drop to sleep. Slow, and automatic in movement. He had a way of looking into kettles and jars, as if be expected to find things out of order; and he did so find them, sometimes—it was a com fort to him. He read my letters; he liked it. He poked over my bu reau drawers, and saw all my gloves and laces in such a mess—and in the mildest way reprimanded me. This was a comfort to him, also. He had not a fault: he had uot a vice ; he bad uot au inordinate desire. 1 wished he bad.” “You wicked woman!” ejaculated the dressmaker. “You didn’t know when you were well off.” “I know it—I know it—I didn’t somehow grow good with such a man as 1 ought to hare done, but when he was gone I saw it all, and almost cried my eyes out. You see a man is a good thing about the house, to lock the doors and look after things. When a woman is once used to having oue around she is sure to feel lonesome and out of sorts when he is gone, 1 learned to think a dull husband by no means undesirable as a husband Now the second husband. I wore my widow’s weeds the conventional period, though several of the most agree able men were attentive to me, but I shat try eyes. I managed to pre vent them from pro|H>siug, for I rather liked my freedom, and some how three excellent men, who bad known my excellent husband, were not to my mind. 1 am afraid 1 hat ed good men." The dressmaker groaned. “Oh. how could you f lam sure such a husband must be beautiful.” “That is true, Mrs Fittem—and he thought me beautiful. But you must understand he was a mode: man, and he did his best to make me a model woman—but it was uot in me. We women are naturally perverse, and apt to think our way as good as a mutt’s way." “So it is, only a good deal better,” muttered the other. “1 don’t know about that. I am apt to think a man is wiser about many things than we are * but, any way, married people will quarrel as a rule, because each is bent upon his own way. Now I never dispu ted a husband.—never, never op posed him. But, as I was going to say, oue of my admirers was of a different kind. He was bright, dashing, high spirited and witty. He quite took me by storm ot con trast. He was not a model man by any means, but he was intelligent, loved boats, and had a fine taste for mnsic. He bad a mean opinion of women in general, and was some times furious at himself for loving me. He declared he would be mas ter in spite of me, which was quite unnecessary, tor I rather liked to have a master as saving trouble aqd responsibility.. I bate disputes and fuss of any kind, and let mat ters slide in the easiest manner pos sible." “I should think you might be a little lazy," returned her auditor. “Is that the name tor it f Well, perhaps I am. He would get into afnryabout his buttons, end be cause a door creaked, or the coffee was poor, and storm about the house, and slam doors and kick over chairs, at which 1 only said, ••FOR U8 PRINCIPLE IS PRINCIPLE—RIGHT IS RIGHT—YESTERDAY, TO-DAY. TO MORROW, FOREVER.” DARLINGTON, S. 0.. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18,1886. “Do feU VM $ow secret, aa’aa," u’Softly, softly, dear,’ which only made him worse ” “I believe yon,” said tbe dress maker. “He even called me a devil once, in a sort of tender flt, and .quoted Shakespeare:— ••Perdition oatoh my soul, but I do lore thee I' “He said I would sit perfectly* calm on s husband’* coflin while be smothered beneath, for what is a woman to do, but be quiet, while a big, strong man is raging shout nothing. In one of these spells be broke a bio >d vessel on tbe brain, sad ay autopsy showed s disease of the brain, which was pitiful to think about.” “I wonder he hadn’t killed yon," was the response ot Mrs. Fittem. “My third husband was all senti ment, anil called me pet names, that wonld have delighted Fanny Osgood, tbe poet. I took them all patiently.” “Patiently!” cried tbe hearer. “It must have beeu delightful.” “Yes, wheu. be called me pet, I had au excuse for being girlish, If birdie, L might trill my notes; qneeuy might be cold and prond, so he had it all his own way. But your sentimental man wants a good deal of sentiment in return; must be indulged aud coddled, aud sees everything in a sweet Arcadian light; wants bis wife to dress in oat of the-way styles.” “I went about mindless cf tbe ces- tns of Yenns, and had au excase for showing my beaotitd! hair, and dawled over Moore aud Byron, feel ing internally that I was a poor goose, and a sort of frand, for too much sentiment is very tiresome.” “And be died like the rest f” “Yes,” aud tbe widow tapped a small boot upon tbe carpet mas iugly. “It seem to me that your second husband understood you better than the others,” remarked the dressmaker. “How sof no matter; bat you must see that I am right iu think ing you do not know how to man age your husband, Mrs. Fittem.” “You have not told me your se cret.” “Do you not guess it!” “ft seems to me that you let them have their own way.” “To be sure I did. It is fatal to mauor to woman always to have their own way, A little atteutiou is tbe passport of love. Nothing is more fatal than indifference.” “And you married three men and indiflerent to all!” The. widow reddened. “Perhaps I am naturally of that kind, while you, Mrs. Fittern, op pose, fret scold, and are uot happy yourself, nor do you make him any the better man; men are uot easily turned about.” “What would you do iu a case like mine, where a man drinks f” “I would manage just the same.” “But how, ma’am, how ?” “Well, well,” muttered the widow half to herself, “I can’t find opin ions and make annotations on them.” “Do tell yonr secret, now I can not for my life guess what it is.” •‘Dear Mrs. Fittem, you are air admirable dressmaker—my silk, to use my own illustration, sets like a duck’s foot iu tbe mud; but vou don’t know* how to manage a hus band. You must come the moruiug I am to married and see that I am all right. Mr. Black is fastidious. My hat is a perfect love ot a hat, aud makes me look charmingly; but let me advise,” laying at the same time a nicely gauntleted hand on Mrs. Fit tern’s shoulder, “let your husband have bis own way,” aud she whirled her limber little shape out of tbe door, with a musical laugh that did uotcriukle her cheek nor pucker her eyes. “Mrs. Fittem gave the moou- upon-the-lake dress a somewhat kick and exclaimed,— “She’s a devil—that’s what she is, aud that’s tbe way she has made herself three times a widow. ’ “So are all women,” hiccoughed a tnauldin voice just coming in over the rear threshold. “Who are you contemplating, lovey f Who is it!” The dressmaker eyed him a mo ment scornfully, but the caUiug her “lovey” did the business for him; with mingled tears and smiles she patted bis dusty shoulder, and re plied,— “Bear, dear ducky, the nice little widow has been telling me how-— bow I might be a widow." “She has f She understands tbe business, I should think.” Tbe idea bad tbe effect to sober him. “What did she want you to do, lovey ?" “Wei*—it was dreadful!” “Well, well, what was it I I’ll have a warrant out and arrest her; I’ll have her shown up for wbat she is—the sbb Bbrry Tudor—the she Blue Beard that she is," and he went so far as to kiss the cheek of bis poor wife, who quite broke down under this unwonted tender ness, and threw herself into his arms, • “I will never do it. dnekey, nev- er,B M i n <1 {‘I “I am s#rd of it, ! <**( trust jod- “You are hoc flt to be a poor lone widow. You need the protecting arm of some bnsband." Mrs. Fittem drew heraelf up a bit at this; there was rebellion in her look. “Yes, she (old me her secret," she said. - “What was it, lovey 1 I am sure you would not hurt a hair of the head of your froor, devoted—" Here he broke down from some cause or /njMsyand. staggered to ope side. * * “I told her about your drinking so, James, and. how you spent' my earnings, aud how I got oat of ail patience aud sometimes well nigh bate you.” This was said with very grave sole mu; ty, and then she ad ded briskly. “What do you think she told m*' to do f” “Oonhln’t guess; but Pm very sure you won’t do it." “Never—you would not live a month.” “Do tell—do.tell what it was." “She tobl mei to let yon have yonr own way—think of that!” Tbe man’s eyes twinkled with wicked mirth. “That wasn’t so bad, lovey." .“Not ao bad ! . why, you would drink yourself to death iu a month or leas, if I let yon h^ve yonr own way.’. “Ob, no; I would be cautious for your dear sake, so uufit to be a wi dow. Let me have my own way, lovey ; PH take the risk." « And she did—she followed the widow’s advice. Under tbe circuin stances, the reader can easily di vine why Mrs. Fittem became a wi dow. Is the Country Lawyer’* OflUt. ife wanted justice. Yo« could see that in his eyes afar oft. He didn’t want a little bit of justice weighed out iu a gingerly manner and done up ip a coarse brown pa per, but be wanted justice by the car load and at wholesale rates. He hitched bis old white horse and di lapidated baggy in front of the drug store, mounted the stairs running up outside to the second story, ami bis eyes bnghtruod as they rested on the tin sign on the door : “Geo. Boxem, Attorney at-Law.” The lawyer was iu. So were a two-dol- lar desk, two ftiteen cent chairs, a huge cuspidor, aud a rusty stove. “Morning.” “Morning.” “I’m John White, sir. Live out by Gray’s Corners. Bought Tomp kins’ farm, you know.” “Ah j” “Skinner jines tarm with me. His steers got into my com. I want damages but he laughed at rue. I turn iny bogs into his’taler patch.” “Good ! I like a man of spunk.” “Aud he kills oue of’em.” “What!” “He kills a hog worth two dol lars.” “You don’t s^y ! We 1 !, that man ought to be made to nnderstiud that he doesn’t own this county. What an outrage! Have you de manded pay.” “Oh, yes, aud he said he’d like to shoot me.” “Is it possible 1 Why, Ire’s a dan gerous man, very dangerous.”* “I came to ask you if—if—” “Why, of course you have the best kind of a ease against him, and it is yonr duty to push' it.” “Yea, I want justice, but how— how much will—” “Oh, the cost will be nothing Just leave me $5 as a retainer and we’ll make Skinner sweat. I have uot heard such an outrage tor years He probably reasons that yon are chicken-hearted and afraid of him.'' “Well, he’ll find that the Whites have as much grit as the Skinners.” •‘And as much money to law with f” “You beti” “That’s the talk! We’ll make him a very sick man. Your case appeals to me as a citizen as well as a lawyer, Now, we’ll secure a warrant as a starter.” Skinner visits the other lawyer in the same village, and the conversa tion is about the same. White gets a warrant for Skinner, and Skinner gets a warrant for White. First year-*-Two adjournments, a disagreement, twenty-four days lost time, aud a cash expense of $58 to each farmer. Second year—Three trials, oue disagreement, four adjournments, one^appeal, aud a cash ex|>euse ot $150 to each farmer. Time lost, thirty five days. Third year—Two trials, two ap peals, two decisions, and two farms pass into the b aids of (wo lawyers. —Y. Y. Sun. As lupsrtaet Dlscsvciy. The most important Discovery is that which brings the most good to the greatest number. Dr. New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs, aud Colds, will preserve the health aud s save life, and is a priceless boon to the afflicted. 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Dear Sir—The enclosed letter, which appeared in all the Kentish journals, written by an Englishman, who is the President of the Inde pendent Radical hotly of Kent, may be of interest to your readers. Yours faithfully, Robert Cally. To the Editon of the Dart/ord and West Kent Advertiser: Sir—Upon the resumption o f business iu Parliament there will be presented lo the world a spectacle without parallel in the legislative annals of this copntry. Two-hundred and fifty-one gentlemen, many of them actuated by purely personal and selfish ideas, but al} at preset* happily iu tire possession of jrower and pelf, styling themselves “Con servatives,” will confront a some what stronger body, composed of numerous discordant elements tem porarily linked together by the bonds o! greed, envy and hope, styling themselves “Liberals.” These parties of disinterested pa triots, the “Haves and the Wants,” would at once set to wor k at their ordinary and congenial occupation of contending with each other for the privilege of plundering their hard working constituents, but for the fact that there will stand be tween tbe figure of their victims, “Erin,” with partially healed wounds, no longer prostrate aud supplicating, but erect even defiant, secure iu the protection of the phalanx of stern, resolute men whose only motives are love of country, and whose ambition is to serve the honorable cause they bold dear. History is repeating itself. Let those beware who neglect the warning that events por end. or who oppose themselves to the inex orable aud retributive pi fate. For generations Ireland has been de pressed. $lie has continually aud designedly been driven (o insurrec tion, fn order that excuse might be furnished for the vilest aud most cruel acts of repression, Her trade has beeu restrained and her urau- facturiug industries ruined by sel fish legislation Her religion has beeu scoffed at and outraged, and its practice made a penal offence. Her substance has been drained by the thousands of useless British aristocratic parasites that have beeu quartered upon her, aud also by the constant exportation of her wealth to supply absentee land lords with the means for debauchery. When she was tor a short time in dependent aud comparatively pros perous. she was not allowed to rest; no stone was left unturned that might create isseusion, and finally bribery and corruption of the worst kind (no less than one half million having been expended) were used to complete that most disgraceful chapter of English history, the “Act of Union.” Since this fatal event Ireland has been depopulated by expatriation and want. Even be tween 1845 and 1851 the pojiiil tiou decreased three millions. During the terrible famine that took place ^-disasters brought ou by mis- government—the people were mock ed with “relief acts,” which* pro cured no benefit and were intended only to serve the purposes of the government of the day. The life and health of the country have dis appeared ; the fine buildings in Dublin, formerly occupied by the elite of the land, are eittu r tenant less or used for humbler purposes. Whig and Tory statesmen (more especially: Whigs) have vied with each other in making nse of the miseries of the people to serve their own ends, aud, have from time to time tbrowu to them such remedial measures—fatholic Emancipation, Disestablishment of the Irish Church, laid Bill, etc., as i o'itical exigencies rendered expedient. The government of England baa been the rule of tyranny, coercion and fraud. From time immemorial, in connection with trumped-up distur bances, innocent men have been ex ecuted upon concocted evidence of peijured informers, given before packed juries, aud judges who have been either partisans, or who, if honest, have very soon paid the penalty of their integrity. 4.11 that l have stated, aud much more, has been done to a people renowned for virtue, truth and fidelity. Tbe British people must bear tbe re sponsibility, not because they, as s people, desired it or took part iu it, but because they, being them selves fellow safierers, bed uo( tbe manliness or courage to show that they wonld neither eudnre nor per mit oppression. The time for ac tion has now arrived. Bo for as fm are able to do so, (be past must be repaired. The Jriah people will not be sale so long as that nest of corruptieu, Dublin articles ou opy topic of the day, ex cept agriculture and foreign mis sions. I can also teach young ideas iiow to shoot Won’t some friend o/ humanity repudiate the thir teenth amendiueot and . take qu» as a g'aye ! Otherwise Ahvge is noth jpg before me hut to attempt to leap from tbe Brooklyn bridge. Frq Slavery Woman. Our job department isjupplied with over j to enable 1u._ttmu14.au bolb aq tp price god quality of work, witb.et. a those of the cities, and we guarantee •stif; faction in every particnlar or charge nothing for our work. Weareslwayo prepared :« fill orderv at short aotico for Blank*, Bilj Head*, Uttar Heads. Cards, Rand Btjlf Poster*, Circular*. Pamphlet*, Ae, All job wprk must be paid lot Cash on Delivery, ■oo«y on rnhlie Speaking. Mr. D. L Moody is very foud of talking to tbe boys of tbe schools near lu» home, sometimes on Bible subjects and sometimes on othejr topics. Addressing a class once 011 publio speaking he made the follqw- ing points: I. Don't talk top much. ‘J. Don’t talk unless you are poq. ted, 3. Give the best yoq liqve. 4. Don’t talk when people arp asleep. Wake some one man and you will hold tbe rest. 5 Dou’t try to chow off yoqr learning 6. Get hold of the most ^upid man and you’ll hold the rest r 7- Don’t try, bat dou’t be atrafo to moke people laugh Milk tha( slops oue way will the other. 8 Be natural; don’t, (ry to be some one else. 9. Avoid cant and pulpit tones, 10. Dou’t talk too teug. A mail iu London, who preached until the people all left, said be thought i( was a pity to stop when there was anybody to hear. II. Don’t hesitate to repeat w.bat God uses. 12. Don’t keep pp talking Just bs, cause yon are bolding the audience. Send them away hungry. 13. While people are gathering use the time wiph song. If Shoot where peppie bland. As the ojri Quaker said to the bur glar : “Friend. I am going to shout where thee stands. Thee had bet ter get out of the way ” 15 Dou’t gesture aud move about too much, and dou’t talk with youf hands in yopr pockets, • ‘ (a Had l# Ruse loraplag. Edward Shepherd, ot Harrisburg, 111., says: “Having received sq much benefit from Electric Bitters, i feel it my duty to let safferiug humanity know it. Have had a running 9010 pn my leg for eight years; my doctors told me I would have to have the bone scraped or leg amputated. I used, instead, three bottles of Electric Bitters und seven boxes Buck leu’s Arnica Salve, aud my leg is now spuud apd well." Electric Bitters are sold at fifty ccnta a bottle, and Bucklen’s Arnicq Salve at 25c per box by Willcax A Up. * The OM Lnfljr’* E|e*lrkt The jndiauapolis Jourual says; W W. Herod made a speech to a jury the other day, in which lie re ferred to a witness who, while be was terrifie l at seeing a numberrf things that favored the other aide, could not repiember things nearer amj greater that yvoul.d have helped Mr. Herod’s c'ient. dTho witness," aaid Mr. Herod, “reminds me of au pldlady down iq Bartholomew county, Bhe was nearly 80 3 ears old, aud, much tp tbe dismay of her sops and daugh ters, contempla(ed n atr ipony with a farm band who was about 22 years out. The old lady bad consid erable property, aud the fact was ad ditional reason for opposition pu the part of bey children. She was re monstrated with, and JJimljy p&e of the sons sard : “Why, mother, you are too old to marr> ; your eyesight is almost gone; you couidn’( see William if he was put out thereon the barn." “The old ladv thought she coaid. and finally agreed that if she conh) uot she would forego the mayyiags and pass the remainder of fley/lays in single blessed nets- ‘•The sons went and got the young man, a ladder was placed against the barn, and be mounted tbe yoof. Shading her eyes with her hand, tbe old lady looked long aud anx* iously, and finally broke out with : “Well, it ia cur’us; 1 can’t see the barn, bull can see William.? A child’s greatest enemy is worms Who can calculate tbe misery and suffering a child has to endnre who is infested with worms! Sbriuer’s Indian Yerroifugo wiM destroy and expel worms from both cbildreR and adults. Duly 25 ceute a bottja. “Pa,” said a little boy, “wbat ia f” “I can’t can C* an absolute monarchy explain it, my son. so that yoo comprehend it. wait until you married, my son, a°4 (hen you will know it/’ Dio Lewis thinks people should go to bed at nine aud get np at five Tbe unsophisticated doctor does uot appear to be i^sre that it is between those sQ (he fuq comes off. i> “la it true tfcfit jpf bee can Mil more in proportion fhau a horse!— Anxious” “Oh! yes. it is also true that a bee can push uioye tjhpq be ean pult-" “Coming events east (hue* kIi»' v * ows before.? 4 roller rink has been rented by the Salva ion Army. They will coutinne to “Bring dpwn 4*1/’ at the eld stand. Cannibalism is still praotwed 1,250,0Q0 people, aud it is veiy < dent tbe demand for mi will leaf exseed tbe supply.