TWF STTN. NKWRRRRY. S. C FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1937
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S’MATTER POP— Have You Thought of Changing the Old Coat?
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
MESSAGE NO. <7<7 ‘‘ENSMUM
CAR. NO. 13—WALNUT AND QnikICE-
INVE STl GATE CAR STUCK IN
( CAR NO 13 —
COMPLAINTS STILL
COMING IN ON CAR.
STUCK IN SNOW AT
walnut An' cjuince-traffic
Blocked —reroute cars—
RENDER ASSISTANCE:
Guess we better call
UP AN* TELL 'EM TlS US,
CAR NO. I3,WHUT BE ,
SHTUCK AT WALNUT AN
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POP— Pop Knows the Gossipers Have Been at It Again
By J. MILLAR WATT
who’s been
TELLING YOU
ABOUT ME ?
© Ban Syndicate.—WRtJ Service.
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Craft;
Earth flew in all directions as the
crimsoc-faced would-be golfer at
tempted to strike the ball. “My
word,” he blurted out to his caddie,
“the worms will think there’s an
earthquake.”
“I don’t know," replied the caddie,
“the worms ’round here are crafty.
I’ll bet most of them are hiding un
derneath the ball for safety.”—
Pearson’s Weekly.
That’ll Stop Him
He—You know last year the doc
tor told me that if I didn’t stop
smoking I’d become feeble-minded.
Girl—Why didn’t you stop?
No Scarem
Dick—1 understand the sultan’s
son is inclined to be a little—-er—
Doc—H a rum-sea rum ?
Dick—Oh, no. he’s used to them.
More Ways Than One
Neighbor—Is your husband a
good driver?
Woman—Yes, he just simply
drives me crazy.
LUNG POWER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
(CrorffM. to Tto Ml totoiiiu, lx )
IS EMSMEP IK MARINS
a snowman wrH
SOOTV BEMIS
SHOUfS suddenly «f
BUDDY,-rtlREE FElrf
AWAY, YRAr HE’S PO
MS r( wrong
buddy moves a roof
NEARER <0 VEIL HE
WAS SHOIKiNS.I'HA'T’S
WHO WAS SHOUflHfc
BUDDY SHOUfS BACK
HE DOESNf HAVE To
SHOUT LIKE THAT, HE
ISN’T DEAF
RAISES VOICE A COUPLE
OF PEGS 16 DEMAND
HE'D LINE TO KNOW
WHO WAS SHOUTING
SHRIEKS HE 60ESSES
HE CAN SHOUT IF HE
WAHTS TO. DOES 50
BUDDY, UNDAUNTED, CLAIMS HE CAN SHOOT
LOUDER AND THEY STAND YELLING tef EACH
other until both burst into peals of
laughter and go on with The snowman
AROUND
«h. HOUSE
Items of Interest
to the Housewife
For Meringues.—Eggs that are
several days old make better
meringues than fresh ones.
• • •
Watering House Plants.—Rinse
water from milk bottles will make
house plants healthy and vigorous.
• • •
Selecting Meats.—Good beef or
pork or calves’ liver is very bright
in color and has little odor. Re
member these points when select
ing it.
• • •
Preparing Starch.—Stir a piece
of lard about as big as a five-cent
piece into your starch while it is
boiling. Your clothes will take on
a nice gloss, and the iron will not
stick.
• « •
Caring for Knit Garments.—In
wearing and caring for knit gar
ments, beware of rough surfaces,
which cause thread breaks. Give
the garment rest periods; steam
and reblock occasionally.
• • •
Stuffed Celery.—Blend two ta
blespoons of peanut butter with
two tablespoons of butter and one-
quarter pound of grated cheese.
Work until smooth, then add one-
quarter teaspoon of Worcester
shire sauce and paprika, then stuff
crisp celery hearts. This mixture
is also delicious as a sandwich
spread or to use for stuffing dates
or prunes.
For Cooling Cakes.—An ordi
nary wire dish-drying rack makes
a good cake cooling rack when
turned upside down.
• • *
Preserving Stockings.—Because
perspiration acids are among the
worst enemies of good hose, cloth
ing experts advise washing stock
ings after each wearing—in luke
warm water with mild soap.
• • •
A Needed Utensil.—A knife
sharpener is as essential a piece
of household'equipment as the cof
fee pot. Not even an expert
carver is able to do much with a
dull knife.
1 "> > .
Smiles
Granite
“Then she isn’t exactly one of
the sympathetic sort?”
“Sympathetic! Why, it’s my
opinion that woman wasn’t born;
she was quarried!”
Last year: She was the old-fash
ioned girl who- darned her hus
band’s socks. This year: She’s
the new-fangled girl who socks
her darned husband.
Here and There
Egyptian Guide—And the stones
I’m about to show you are cov
ered with hieroglyphics.
American Tourist—Oh, isn’t that
too bad. At home we’re bothered
by grasshoppers.
' Most men are easy marks for
the girl who aims to please.
"Quotations"
Pleasures are satisfying in inverse
ratio to their cost.—Bruce Barton.
Every great cause is embraced first
by an aggressive minor'.ty.—Albert
Einstein.
A nation can be judged by ita
humor.—Sinclair Lewis.
Wars are never won; they are
only and always lost.—B. M. Baruch.
The loveliest rainbow is in our
vision rather than in the sky.—Will
Durant.
Try and be a champion in what
ever line of endeavor yon choose in
life.—Jack Dempsey.
Do well and doubt no man—do
better an<j doubt all men.—A. J.
Jennings.
"Ah showed
yo* mammy with
JEWEL, too,
hone/'
What’s the Matter, Pop
Father (looking at son’s report)
—Do you know that George Wash
ington was at the head of his class
when he was your age?
Son—Yes, but he was President
of the United States when he was
your age, pop.
Rising Tide
A new magazine has made its
appearance on the newsstands of
the country. It is pictorial in char
acter under the name of the “Ris
ing Tide,” originally issued in Eng
land and now being prepared for
distribution in eleven countries un
der nine different languages. The
magazine is reported to be a non
profit publication carrying no ad
vertising but such matter that is of
interest to the people of the world
who are seeking answers to their
own problems. It is said that these
problems are covered without re
gard to race, class or creed.
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throughout the South have preferred
Jewel Shortening. A Special Blend
of choice vegetable fats and other
bland cooking fats, Jewel actually
creams faster, makes more lender
baked foods, than the costliest types
of shortening. You get better tesuits
every time. Look for the red carton.
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