i-^|tosiagK ls What We Want ! TMIS IGTEST WAR NEWS The Germana have taken Pilsener, and are now surrounding Delicatessen, w?iere the worst is expected. The ?ejj?ian Hares have had a lulling out with the Welsh Rarebits, and the Sw!?* Ch&se is shot fuU of holes. This will make the irish stew and the H English mustard hot, and if the Russian Caviar sees the French Pfcitry, it may start a Swiss movemest watch ! The Spanish Onions fi _ are strong for a mixup, and if the Home Preserves are called out and Jfiretd over * ?Jncncui?r liwi sr?i>*f/ifcin ?erman Noodles^ they roaj^ Ketchup with f -*---^-j ll AWUfeRaOW ImfclXtuENuSK | the^avy Beans, thereby causing ?n uprising j Ffl?terS M? Kft?k. g?fl^Arfi i Hi PHONE ^3X-4UgE IT/ | "? ^^??^ ??* ? | 128 N. MAIN ^gB^T ; J | * * * * * * # * * * * * * -Y? * * * * ? #.* * # '.*, . ' ' ./:%..,' s . . . * * "The Widows Might: IJfc Insurance." * * * * * * * # * * * # .y. * * ^ sfi * ?f * * # ;* M. M. Matiison, C.W.Webb, XJ. e. ,i ni wi ill i mill mun, f * * a. * * * ? ? * * ?s ? * FRESH OYSTERS served in any style at the PIEDMONT CAFE * *.Pfc . Pfc ?P" Pfc Pfc Pfc Pfc Pfc Pfc j Chatige In Location l am now located over W. .A.- Power's grocery store at 212 1-2 S. Main street. J thank my friends for their {>ast patronage and'ask con tnuancc of same. . 1 make plates alt $$.$0 ' I make gold crowns at$4.O0 Silver filrui#ii, 50c SJKJ 'ip. $1.00 sad up I anake a spedasty of treating. Pyorrhea, Alveo^- . Uris ol the gums and all crown and bridge work and regulating mal Tormed teeth. AU work guaranteed firstly class. G, BRUCE DENT?ST Qty Prs?perty For a Farm tivatson which :hange fot or stock of ai we v. ' nw The books of the Cpnnty Treasurer-^ will be opened, for the collection ?V[\ Sfcltc. County, anil' Sc?ool, taxes fc Kat *?hkik? Raises afc? fheairr. t a e.^LA_a-f.-ts..?.A j E. Oox. cashier of the . , has been confined to hin al doyes, and bin friends >C ont at wo^k. He was ? ? the meeting of the A y congress on Monday. hevill' -Abb? of Andersor thc- a viatt to friande aaa relative W* w? Cunkaeales, of CraytonYilie; spent a few hours in toe city yester day.- ... Riley HawkinB, of tho '?oag Branch section, spent part ocye'ttatday in the city. Mr. ami Mrs. 'C O. Bttckham, or Greenville, spent part of yesterday, in the olty.. :' ? i J George H. Edurardo, Greenville, 'I . ? . J?" ' imttnatcntt. of the..Lebanon ruction, wnp In Anderson,' yesterday. ' .SS^Wfe*' R?* -H*u7 Township, was in Anderson yesterday on, bu?tnesB,, . ,-r- -?i i, --.i i j Walter oasey. bf Flv?'fcfcrk*. 3pent tja few noars in the city ,yaterday. ?I D'. CharlUs Trief was in Anderson ; ness.. male, D B. Mil; ?w&B among ' terday in IS fy of the Fork section, K^Sttors to spend yes John Smith, of Lebanon, was In An derea/! yesterday for a short stay. S. T. Sparkman, of Colombia, was in Gie .city yesterday, a gjwst at the "jChiQCtola hotel. Mason, of Greenville, * ia a few day a in the city on ibia, spent ?IL^The Pride ol the Cities Ky O. HENRY lill, h f^k>J#y. Pttf? A Co, -1- .rn, ' i ,' AID Mr. Kipling, "The cl?es mnfl full of pride, challenging each tal euch." Evet? so. New York was pointy. Two hundred thousand of tts people were! stray for the summer. Three million! eight ho?'Iresl thousand reiuniued un Caretakers ?lid to pu y Ute bills af the absentees. But fin two hundred thou-l send are sn expensive lot. The Kew Yorker set at ? root gurdon |tnble. Ingesting solaeo through a stntwJ ?HIS'lMuiiuna luy upon u chu lr. Tile -luigi nuil!eii? o was, scattered among vacant seat? as widely ns.eutUplderK when the Ishainpi'.'u hatter step? to the pluto! [Vaudeville, bnraieuvd ut. intewatft.(frhA hi-wwo was coi'! from th's)nay: :.:::;;! lend. ..ub^.ye^vvery.wh?ro- exeept yu '\\\. ?stage-were star*.,^-X??uipse.s were to fuji ?fs?.c10^ vreit-?^siJ t|l*?rVijrM.w^iiptttr?tgl like sim lied ( Liaii'ois. i* ru dei st visito? luid oniei ?d reir?? iVuieptH I'J fn^be'^oniliig were now peluu ed. 'The Now'.^ork'yr was aware ul i;-Jji drawbacks' lo his comfort, hui tent beamed i-oftlv from bis rliules. *y?rjjl?*'?'s- ftia family was out ol to wp: The di Inks were wnriu: the bal iel millerin;; from lack of; Iwlb tum tiilcum-hut His family would nol return milli Se.'/emlier. J- Then up into lite garden stumbled tin loan from TUIUIR City. Nev. The gluon tile solitary Klghtweer on wrapped him. Bereft o? joy through hmcllmne be Stalked with a whlower'H fae? through tho Jialis of pleasure. Thirst for 'human ooiupanl'insliip jHWiesset him os he punted lu the tuetropolltai draught. Straight to the Now forker'i table he steere*!. The New Yorker, dltniraietl and routh reckiejig by, the lawless atmosphere bi a roof garden.-, ?loeltlrd upon uttei abaudGUOneut of hin life's trodMlomi He unsolved to alia tier willi ?hc < ? .? daredevil. .InVpuislve, huh brained tic tho couvent jons that hntl bit hoi jo ?woi .wown info his-existence. carry ibis rildi-nl and precipitous Inspira Hoi "Qt?e fnan en) he nodded sf '.r*** next moment fourni-the- mai from Tbpn* "Ob. I don't knu\v." Interrupted the i mon from Topos City, "ib?re were I twelte tramps lu dur Jail when 1 left home. I guess New York isn't so"- I ? "Deg pardon, yon seem to mlsappre \ bend the Idea, Of course, yon visited i thc ?tock exchange and Wall street, i where the" i "Ob, yes." ?aid the tuan from-Topas 1 atp. M ho lighted c Pennsylvania i > stogie, "und I want, to tell yott tttarfl r ws*ve got the finest town ulftrfchai we*t r of tho Rockies, mil Mainer be took in t- "fire- pickpockets i : out of.- thc crowd . when Red Noes Thompson laid tht i cornerstono-of bis new saloon. Topas , City doaft allew-'-. . ?, :..v.. . another jenine wine and seH , tar," suggested the New '?ork?r. .?'l'vo beter uecu west, i?ifySmf?tm?- ibero can't l>e ?uy placa out thor*to; compare wit lt New York. As lo the dalma of Cbtwgo'. t" 'Ona man," SAM i be-#t>$?wU*--''o io nian only bas been ht ordered nnd rob bed in Topa* City in tho last thr?e" '"Ob. S knew what Chicago ls." Inter posed the Now "Yorker. "Have you been un Fifth avenue to see ihe mag nificent residences bf our mil" "Seen 'om all. Yon ought to know Reub Stegall, the assessor of Topas. When old man Tilbury. tii*tx>wn? the only two story bouse tn town, tried to 1 swear bis taxes from $0,000 down to $450,75, Reub buckled on his 45 and went dorm to see" "Yes. yes; twit speaking of our great -CSS ct it? g^???^,t ii-?iTirrs is rrnr superb police department. There ls ?A body of men in the world that cnn equal lt for" .That walter gets e round like a 'Y.augley flying mnchlue." remarked tho man from. Topaz City, thirstily., "We've ?ot men it*. mir to^-n/toq? worth $40O, 000, There's old Bill Withers and Colo nel.alete?is and" J '."^f^ro .vou seen Broadway utnigbtrt i ns!; ed ihr? New Yorker, cOTirteoUslyJ !i ?2r/ strcet?Pin the w?tat glt^gs^^y clothed men... rtttt? beautiful, ^ .Trierer' knew bi&.ene ca?* lu.T.'?*?^ City.'*' said thc mau from the west. lj "Jua. Bailey, our mayor, bad hi? watch '. ?ind chain und In rash taken from ? lils pocket trh?v" ' 'That's asnt her mather " sahl the New Yorker. "White you are in our r city you should avail yourself of every " opportunity lo see tts wonders. Ocr kj rapid transit ??.rstcm" "If you wa? out in Topas," broke In 3 th? ihnn from there, 'i could ?howjyott f a whole cemetery full nt people tiutt *. got killed HfgldonfaUy. Talking nhoui f mingling folks up* Why. when Berry S Ituuers turned loose Shut obi double I ri -??vi* >:? the statistics of Topaz V>\y showed onljr out? carpenter crushed by tabing Umbers last yeer, und fie WUH caught In n cyclone." "They abuse our skyline." continued the New Youtssr, ?""a u I? likely lout we are not yet artlatlc In the construe- i Hon of our buildings. But I eua wifely 1 assert that wo load in pictorial und decorative art. In sotuo of our houses can be found masterpieces Ju the way ot polutluas and sculpture. One who bas the entree tc our best galleries wm flnd" "Bnck up!" exclaimed the mun froui Topan City. *?Tbere wa&a game lust month In our te.wn in fblcb fOtMKX> iCii?SgB? b&sds on a pair vi"- \ "Ta-ronJt-tnra!" went tho orehestrn. Tta;..,i1i>iit7if^^ 1";.K .at j the name "Asbestos" inscribed upon lt. carno down with a slow midsummer. movement. The audience trhuieit leisurely down,the elevator and stale*. .. On the sidewalk below, thy Kew Yorker and the man from Topaz City shock bauds with alcoholic grr.tii/. The elevated crashed raucously, sur- J face cars hummed and clanged.'cul. I men ewore, newsboys shrieked, wheels clattered oar piercingly. The .New Yorker concaved u happy thought, with which Ijie aspired to oil neb tho I pre-eminence of lils city. , ' ' "Yon must admit" said he, "Hint lu | the way, of noise New York 1? fur ahead of any other"- j "Back to the Everglades!" said the ntpu from Topas City. "lu 1' who? Sousa's baud and. the repenting | candidates wore in our town you ."il I conldn't'*- {I ; -.t iie ' raffle Qt an express wagoo jj I drowuedOte?eatof tho words. ll , ".-.- j Vi^sSWtE/O^ HENRY, | Neted VYfitft. of ' Stories... li. ' k O. fleur. lu .Tti^^taylt'!' 99>d been'aim.; : jj ferery ?tato in ?lu - sheep herder, awrehflnt, miner, tin type man. druggist and rCpoiler--thcs