"With a Con Goes "With THE MAN WITH A GETTING SOUP > THE COUNTERFE lau The ANDERSON O. K OF MY Hunt to Begin Mc His Picture De] of Anderson. o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o . ' -, I . o PICTURE" ON DEPOSIT . ??: I-I- l-'t ||;,l"', , ; . o My picture' has been placed o o' under seal In' the. vaults of the o o Bank of1 Anderson under the o o tyermtaat care ot Mr; B.F. Maui- o o din, president, ' where ; io will toA?eik aftafgditl aouuitiody walls Kiptwfth Tries Itttclll gencer and then walks off with th 125.00.. Tt>bo hQuesl.About.H. I am, tick-1 led to duuth with your town,. Your ^buildings are fine, your stores cora ypSro favorably with towns twice your V-BIZO. your bornes aro a credit to your city nutt- j?o?r girls-but my niudi'sty prompts me to hush. ' When did I arrlvo? What do I look like and where am I stopping? ' Pardon, mc please, but when I was a little, fellow they alw.iys taught me not to tell talcs out of school, and so I have Ht jck to my youthful teachings. I cannot tell you these things/, but Just to help you out I will give you a slight deecrlptlon. BIJO ?THE S1 They THEY WILL ] LOCK I I Reinfi tipany of Nine Each Ticket S< IN MOV > FUTURE.. . . 2 reel special ft rV?TH PA. Farce Come :ITERS. ?? Drama Best Show ? JR., HERE . TO THE MAN STERY .nday Afternoon Dosited at the Bank! Fine Description* I am ICBM-than seven feet tall; I may be a blonde, and sometimes I am taken-for a .brunette. I ' welsh.some thing leas than' five hundred pounds. I ?ttend all churched, with, tall atee ploos^-and without; tn politics I. am "subject to . chango without notice ; " my eyes arq aky-bl-'e-browh and I am alwsya eternally on thq. the Job- So tho re" you are. That is tho very best I can do for you, and* the rest or il ls up tc yeti. 1 i '-..!'..'.. . ?. ' I was up in the mountains having a good tluic.: I. had hardly.'leached my destination when a telegram came: "Come to Anderson first train," and before you could say sent three times I was here. I have walked about a little to fa miliarize myself as much as possible with your city before th? day when some of you .aro going to make it a little warm for me. You know lt takes time to learn the town und people, but I am here with the goods and you can count upon my delivering them. I will not have to worry however about where I will build a home here if I decide to locate To tell the truth' about it I have picked out my lot. College Heiahta is sn far ahead of any other section of the city that I did not have to think twice. This part of the city wilt always be known as* the nest ves i di? nc o s?ction. Oi.? bas u s weep mg \mobstroeted view*; In joli direo (lona. it ls truly a chsr?iiK ?pot for a Jiome. Owing to Its locution the Col lege Heights Land Co', na's Seep able to. plan out ii moat unique and attracr ^Havdfneen to Tho^postofncer^w^?," me? Well, I should murmur. 1 was ' thorp yesterday . and. called for my mall at tho general delivery .window.!, ? Well, here goes one on Br. Camp- . bell, the Optometrist. 1 called on the Dr. yesterday and he never for one minute suspected who 1 was*, t wait ed for quite a while to speak to him, aa he had a dozen or more patients and my vtait was only a social one The laat time 1 saw Dr. Campbell he waa In Key West, Florida. It he has as many frelnds here as he has in Key U THI rheir Opening Bill WEET?S1 Carry Special Scene RENDER A Di F People. Six Pr< Did That This i rIES sature ?dy in the City Wcr.t, tuen It 1? u nate bet that he is \ not lucking nny. If you are looking 1 for a specialist to flt you a pair of ) glac?es, then you don't have to go i very far. You will lind Dr. Campbell unexcelled unywhere In this country. I I Kinder slid about In spots yester- < day. Walked Into thc Cocoa-Cola t?ot- 1 tiing Co. plant und looked it over. I 1 alway? get a Hue on the Coca-C?la ? plant the Qrst thing. I want to say 1 right here, too, they huve a dandy out- 1 flt there. I am told Mr. Ramcr, thc 1 manager of thc plant, ls almost a 1 crank when it corney to giving his ; trade a pure article in tlie one best - drink known to clvUzed man. He has 1 avery wrinkle known to the bottler's ' trade that will help to keep hto pro- 1 duct up to thc nighest notch as a per- ' feet soft drink. ' ' I guess this l:> going some. I walk- ! ed over to the G.F. Tolly &. Sons Fur niture Store yesterday. I wanted to , talk. to Mr. Tolly but ho. was busy ' showing u lady and gentleman a bed , spring. I heard the lady say: "I want j one that won't tear a sheet" Talk . about pretty .things, if you aon't j fud them down there then 1 miss thc : net. It would take.you a week. tp.see \ all of bis stock, but when it comes to t high grade furniture this store takes j the blue ribbon. If you have not been - through this store lately then you j bava a treat coming, to, you.., I ilan'l Irnnw hrtur tim raaf nf Vr.ll ?.V.l. lows fee! about it, but I know what I ' am going to do when I,build, here. . The Anderson Hardware Company > will get my order to equip a jam up ^ bath room. 1 weo this store has the Standard Sanitary Manufacturing Co. t line. Of course there are other | makes but this line is dependable and when you equip your oath room right you are not going to an expense, but putting in your home a lasting In vestment. Of course I am not mad about lt. You can do just as you ; please. Put in an old cheap outfit If you want to, but your truly will give the Anderson Hardware Co. the job. I had an argument last night'with a fellow. Ke took l?sue with me when ( ? said Anderson v/aa thu Dest lighted4, town In the south I still say lt, and just to go a little further I will say it I ls the best lighted town In the entire i country for its size. I have seen them ( all and I want him to waltz np bib town. I understand, too, th..t' this ( reat white way was- Just put up' h?re t y the Southern Public Utilities Coi \ ai. -thelt-.own expense. I am told it eoht about ?lO.uoit. This looks to me 4 iftwy Vt g? donat Km to your city- drep? H erty ariaTT? my^?6WI?dgeMij'tmr,fir8t - white way that was ever given a city. < .. OcnwbllUkemK and .Jemima's ghost! i Thi way. ttvbyvwerey unloading,.paint , yesterday .When I passed the Ander- t son Paint & Color Co. store was pr?t- ? ty good evidence that the town ls go- . lng to take on a new fall coat. I stop ped long enough to ask a few e/uea- ' tlons and was told that Mr. Dugan 1 nells about 80 per cent of all the paint * sold in this city. He ls a paint expert * anO the people here are fast learning 1 that ?t pay? to buy paint from a,man e EAT R E III I . tc St.? f for Monday Will Be r GIRL IN ?ry and Electrical El FERENT BILL I ;? Is Not the Only ? 11 Be A etty Girls and 1 s the Best Shov LUBiN . LUBIN EDISON A tguan given tl ed a? th City. ^ The ivho know? tho hind of paint that 1B ?eat nutted to t : i i - - climate. Th ir-, ia the largest exclusive paint hom o. I un told, in the Piedmont Beetloo. When lt comes right down to brass Lacks I have rattled along and lort sut a dozen incidents that 1 wanted to di you about I will simply have to jive them to you In my next story. But I must tell you where ?you will lind the duplicate scarf pin. Drop by the T. L. Cely Co. and you will find lt in their display window. Remember thia ls t.?e best tip to my Identity Another thing I want to tell you that t have visited every city in this old country and a number outside of Uncle Sam a borders, but I have never run Into a haberdasher that had any thing on the T. L. Cely Co. when lt comes to'handling the very latest In' styles tfnd' l'.rat quality, goods In th?li i line. . . I My manager is a nico fellow but he *a's fitB sometimes1. He has just nut it ' jp'to me that I am to visit the Bijou | Theatre every afternoon and night j ivhile here. I will do my best; to please tilm but thia ls certainly * expecting Ufa'to go some;' 1 am glad,the Norene 3t:'Clair'Stoclf Co.'ia billed there thts week-. They are : exceptionally good. They will play "The Sweetest' Girl In Oitf?," Monday and give an entire mange of program. every night. Thc ?letures will bc a feature too. ... ne nure to get a Une on the scari'j ?. m Y n.i- o*. *-~ ?111 C V LU? ? . t^. UVI/ \^\J^ Of-". V . The contest for the ?2."> will be on Monday afternoon from 3 to 6, At ifght I ?rn only subject to-capture while visiting the Bijou Theatro. Don't you think t>.lf is an easy way 0 mako 52,".? May tho best ono win s the sincero wirti of Yours, truly, SHERLOCK HOLMES. Jr. ANOTHER ONE NAILED Shoal) Not Getting Such a Fine Sal? ar y Says lils Deputy. Lexington, S. C., Sept 5.-The marge made in -some section* that Frank W. Shea ly "ls giving up a posi ion that pays between five und six housand dollars per year to run for j in office that paya only'nineteen hun. Ired," ls a wilful misrepresentation of' he truth, according to a statement nude by D. R. Haltlwaager, deputy' :lcrk of .cotxrt, and manager of thia md of : aftr.yJ%aajyfe ^^^^e^^ ~ ""1 have-been deputy elerk-^of 'oou >f this county for two years," said I .lr. Haltiwanger, "and during these 2 rears th&btace of clerk ot court kr lot patrica high as three) thousat lollara for either year. Deduct from his amount the salary of the deputy ind the young lady who is emptoyed n the o Rice and figure oot fer your ?elf how much is ?eft f?r the derk, | o say nothing qt the large responst >il?ty and worry that necessarily is| itt ach ed to the office of clerk. air DIXIE" ?CCtSe SVERY NIGHT i fan That Will Be in the City MONDAY it The Palmetto rhre? Comedians. A Positive Guarantee r Presented at the Palmetto This Season i Note: II antee of * your 1x10 nev back if not satisfied with each performance iis week at t^PALMETTO THEATRE. Fun for everybody is assur e company billed for this week is the best ever booked in the Electric Athletes Aie Made Not Born 9 Up with your head-out with your chest. Remember that your lungs are the body builders. Give them a chance to make you strong and fit. Boy?? 4ft ghi ?Posture Suit* liave a paient back; construction.(t h a t prompts you to stand straight with shoulders back ana chest ?xterid No boy WANTS to be round shouldered. It's just one of those eas Hy formed habits that creeps on him unawares, ...^ .^ , But you qanjt forget in a Right P?ture, Suit ^Jg|r!:iftn , automatic memory. - There never was an array of garments in our Boys Department that offered so strong an appeal for beauty, fit and price, as you will find in our New Fall Showing. COME AND SEE US? SO THE SUIT CAN SPEAK FOR ITSELF. Boys' Suits From PARKER & #?Er '-. ' v '..?<'l'-'.4'.r.. " .- ' ' . ' The One-Price Clothiers itt Vr%A-V ALL THIS WEEK ^ Com any PHOTOPLAY VEIGHTS AND MEASURES. . VICTOR ; reel with J. Warr en Kerrigan. HIS WIFE'S FLIRTATION. Comedy STERLING P?THE WEEKLY. .CURRENT NEWS War scenes from Europe. i