&,, yS3T- .. ^*
W leeauee ft Is lawful and humans
f ... ",^j</Wf., I,
J ? Mw ????l ban no tall aod a
' . "Paris has decreed that the corset
afcaat an." Tee. It will co where It
?Mir to put
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A toautjr expert says that happiness
'togrofe the beat cosmetic known, but will
K' ft remove freckles?
8omebody has Invented an Mavla
Hen cocktail." but the aviation 5-cent
dear la slow in appearing
*. New Jersey driver named Ham.
Loads of eggs. Smashup. All that
was lacking was a cup of coffee.
The young men who are trying to
ftp from coast to coast are having
their upe and downs?mostly downs.
However Kimmel Isn't the first man
to come home In such condition that
his own mother couldn't recognize
him.
The Chinese admiral finds fault
with American women's skirts, but
he la mum on the subject of tight
shoes
Thomas A. Edlsun says the present
day fashions in women's clothes hurt
his eyea Tom always was a sensible
feller.
Tbomns A. Edison snys America Is
ahead of Germany in aviation. The
undertakers of our fair land second
the motion.
A German has Invented an artificial
sponge. This variety, however,
will uot expect you to buy smokes
and drinks for it
Five people have been poisoned by
canned mushroolua. The only safe
mushrooms, it appears, are those that
are never picked.
A Western man killed himself be
cause his wife asked him to wash th<
dishes. We wonder why he didn't pu
cm his hat and "beat it."
It may take ono man ninety year
to count $1,000,000. but when a raoi
has that much money he can atfon
to hire men to count it for him.
J '
When New York Imports chorui
girls it gives them French of Spanisl
names. That's probably because inos
of them come from hated Chicago.
American" husbands may be bores
as a fair Anglomanlac tells us. bu
they are not professional hu3bands
as a good many foreign noblemen are
Tho hoc?p skirt. With **oiu<iu jut
opi Jumping ' ooc eil; m;? to an
of 1' :>lr?.'(s tnk
i en; but bo fast does fashion slay thai
It will* be necessary to count th<
ladles' hats if records are to be ac
curate.
Arithmetic is taught in some schools
by means of baseball averages. Tom
Edison suggests that geography be
studied by means of moving pictures.
All tbat remains is to teach reading
and spelling with a phonograph.
A Toronto clergyman avers that
kissing Is s neglected art. Wo presume
that he speaks of conditions in
Canada Young men of America aro
muy sb Drave as their forefathers.
One of our aviators claims to have
encountered an air serpent cavorting
hither and yon In the atmosphere. And
ire had been led to believe that aviators
were sober young men.
A Massachusetts parson has re1
signed his pulpit to become a coal
dealer. Sometimes we think there is
m bigger field for coal dealers than
parsons.
A pure food authority says that a
bottle of pop contains 1,000.000 microbes.
Now it Is understood why tho
fan In the bleachers sometimes manifests
an uncontrollable longing to
throw It at the umpire.
A Boston woman beauty doctor has
discovered that the way to be beautiful
is to make faces. Now the true Inward
meaning of Mother Nature In
that strange feminine impulse is fully
explained.
Judge Petit has ruled that Reno divorces
are invalid in Illinois, but people
who have them need not be expected
to hurry Into the courts for the
purpose of having things righted.
What do they care for a little old
thing like a ruling?
A Kansas City girl stole $5,000 which
be gavs to the man she loved, and he
spent It on another girl who "peachea"
on the one who did tho stealing. It
neems useless for a girl to steal $5,000
for two such people as tho fellow and
the other girl.
r .A Connecticut man has succeeded In
'/ making his cow drank by feeding her
sour apples. The scientific value of
his experiment has not as yet been explained
Ladies' inuffs trill, according to ad.
-vanre notices from the fashion em
poriums, be inuch larger during thj
coming winter than erer before. Thif
being the case. It mny be neeessnn
for the yonug man who takes a girl
out hi a cab or an automobile to hire
an extra vehicle for the purpose ol
^transporting her mutt.
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PEOPLE WIDE AWAKE
insincerity op republican
PLBOQES fully REVEALED.
|8Bb:
President le Forced to Mcke a Tour of
Nation With an Apology for the
Shortcomings of Hie
Party.
In on address to the Democratic
itate convention of Illinois Mayor Carter
Harrison of Chicago summed up
the political situation as folows:
"In the last few years the people of
this nation have been awakening to
the insincerity of Republican platforms
and the Insincerity of Republican
pledges. The most notable example.
the one known to all citizens
of tho nation. Is the downward revision
plank of the last Republican convention
and the action of a Republican
senate, of a Republican president,
a Republican congress in dealing
with that question; an action which
today causes the president of the
United States to be making a tour of
the nation with un apology for his
part in it.
"The people of this nation are beginning
to realize this fact. They realize
they must look for relief to the
Democracy that has resulted in Democratic
victories which have cheered
the Democratic party for the laGt
two years.
"In that time our party has gained
a governor In Maine, a governor in
Massachusetts, a governor in New
York, a governor In Connecticut, a governor
In New Jersey, a governor In
Ohio, and a governor in Indiana. More
than that, the nation has selected a
Democratic house of representatives j
and that magnificent body of true I
Democrats in its last session showed
to the nation the difference between
the way In which Democracy handles
Its party pledges and the Republican
party hnndles its pledges.
"Thnor* o*?n /lo??n ' ?* - 1?*
.MVCU uic uuj o, Hi; 11 1C11US, WUflU
it feels good to be a Democrat. And
yet, when we look abroad at Its magnificent
succession of Democratic victories
In other states we Democrats
In Illinois wonder what has become of
our party. We ask ourselves what, In
' these years, has Democracy done? And
' the best answer we can give is it has
elected a Republican senator of the
United States.
"My friends, Democracy Is a party
[ of principle. Democracy stands conk
secrated to the rights of the people. If
Democracy is untrue to its principles,
if it forgets for what purpose it was
called into being. Democracy cannot
i succeed; it does not deserve to suc1
ceed.
"We ask you, my friends, to Join
with us today in a movement which
* will bring about a reorganisation of
1 the party or party management. We
* do not want to drive a single Democrat
from the party, but we do insist
that the leaders of the party shall bo
9 men that believe in Democratic prlnci1
pies. On that kind of a platform, my
1 friends, we can go into the fight of
1912, and in that great conflict the
Democracy, of Illinois will do its full
i share of work in bringing about a
t Democratic victory in rescuing the
>. state of Illinois from the Republican
' party, placing a Democrat, whoever he
Dsmoci . :i 1u? Or.; ?<
In or?Jc tv . in * next atioual ,
- I bV Ii;ii 'he 1 :> n.urt t .
t organised. Now Is tho time to unuers
take the organization of Democratic
- clubs. Eleventh hour organizations, of
the "mushroom variety," are all right
and do good work, but victories are not
i the result of chance?they are the rei
suits of organization, of careful plan*
> ning, of thorough equipment and of
concerted action! Tho National Democratic
League of Clubs and the Federated
State Leagues invite all the progressive
young men of tho country to
join their ranks now. Tho league is
practically a young man's organization,
it appeals to them for support
and it relies on them to help carry
out its plans?whatever victories or
rewards follow will be theirs. Now
is the time for the progressive young
met. of the country to get busy if they
want to contribute to the perpetuity
of Democratic institutions.
Gorman's Manly Stand.
State Senator Arthur P. Gorman,
who secured tho Democratic nomination
for governor of Maryland, says
of himself:
"I am a Democrat and I am a politician,
and I am not ashamed to
plead guilty to either charge. Hut
while 1 am not ashamed to be called
a politician, 1 want to say with equal
candor that there is politics and politics.
1 have no more use for the
crooked politician, or the man who is
in politics for graft or to serve his
special friends or ends or interests
or for the man who tries to fool the
public, than I have for the hypocrite
or the liar, or the thief. I play my
politics in the open."
James J. Hill says that nothing is
the matter with the country except
political ghost dancing, which is an
unkind way to refer to a president
who thlnka If Ic Klu "..inii
to til.j \l U 1/ VKJ ? mc
people in their homes" nhout three
times a year whether they invito him
or not.
The further away Mr. Taft gets
from Washington the more ferocious
he becomes against the trusts. Maybe
If we shifted the seat of government
to Idaho we could get him to
help revise the tariff downward.
Nobody seems to know who la running
the government at Washington
Just now, but the probability is that
Solicitor McCabe of tho department
of agriculture is the person. He Is
so busy ham-stringing the pure-food
law that ho never has time for a
' (tumping tour.
Inexplicable.
J One of the Rtrangest things In this
' world Is why the kind of woman who
I Is proud of her intellectuality nearly
i always merries a man who likes to
f tinker with sick chickens.
ROBBED OF THEIR HONORS
Heroes Who Have Been Insulted and
Humiliated Because They
Were Democrats.
Hour Admiral Schley, now dead and
greatly honored, was at tbo height
of his very dlstlngufaned career dishonored
as few Americans have been.
Those In the military and naval service
who resented the Injustice done
him, llko Gen. Miles and Admiral
Dewey, were also affronted to their
faces and In many ways made to foel
the Insolence of olllce.
All of those men v/cre Democrats. It
was their misfortune thut after their :
brilliant public service was practically
closed there came to the presidency by
accident a colonel of a cowboy regiment
who proceeded to appropriate to
hlntsolf !>rwl Klo - ?* ? '
... ? umu mo i4 0Dvv,uuto uiuai u; inv j
glories of a little war In which the fa- :
vored cowboys and their colonel act- !
ually played an insignificant part. To
make heroes of Wood and Roosevelt
It became necessary to destroy or to
belittle Schley, Miles and Dewey.
In all the history of the presidency .
there is r.o record of a moro shameful
proceeding than that in which Tlieo- j
doro Roosevelt, to bolster up the false ;
glamour of his own trilling performances
as a soldier, sought with the aid
of his mighty office to convict Schley
of treason and cowardice, lie did not
do this In manly fashion. He did it by
insinuation and inuendo, coupled with
characteristic bluster. When Miles
and Dewey protested he heaped humiliation
r.nd insult upon them.
We have had something like this
In comic opera. On the stage ship's
cooks sometimes become kings. Traveling
salesmen may marry the emperor's
daughter and so come to the
throne. Shipwrecked sailors have been
known to set up as monarclis in the i
cannibal islands. But never before j
in real life did a civilian, clothed for ,
a few weeks in the regimentals of a i
wild west show, suddenly become commander
in chief and begin bullying, j
wigging and nose-pulling among lieu- |
tenant generals, admirals and rear ad- |
mirals grown gray in the service.
The impudence and vanity and selfishness
of it all were not its worst
features. The worst of it was the ;
personal meanness which took refuge :
behind a great office and addressed
language to subordinates which no
truly bravo man would use to one ,
lower In rank even if guilt were already
established. Tlio necessary silence
of the men traduced and Insulted
on that occasion speaks eloquently
today and always will so speak in ;
defense of true worth and in reproba- :
tion of ambition, pride and arrogance, j
strutting their brief day.
Enthusiasm Everywhere.
Democrats everywhere are un
and enthusiastic. The last caraj
demonstrated what can be
through organization ar.d united
fort. The progressive young nn
the country are taking an active
in politics and the league is doii
it can to enconrnce ih?m t? c.
speaking of the Maine election
cently. Gov. Frederick \V. Pit
said:
"The young men of Maine wok
Just as they are waking up all
the country.
"The young men of Maine su
ed us, voted for us and put
i'. hi - T e>
like a miracle to you folks outside i
when we democrats carried Maine? i
Well, with Maine's young men in their
present temper that miracle Is ant to 1
be repeated pretty frequently. The '
Republican solidity of this state is !
gone. Maine is progressive and she 1
will continue to he progressive and
Independent."
Nobody Like Him,
"The interests of the American people
demanded that I should act just
exactly as I did act . . . for the
only thing which makes It worth while
to hold a big office is taking advantage
of the opportunities the office offers to
do some big thing that ought to be |
done and is worth doing."
No signature is necessary to the
foregoing quotation for readers to recognize
that it comes from Theodore
Roosevelt. And no explanation is
needed to understand that it has reference
to his action in regard to securing
control over Panama.
Now that Mr. Roosevelt has reached I
a point in his experiences where his
routine expressions of ancient and
trite generalities eonnot arouse public |
attention, he has recourse to that Pan- [
ama business.
There is no false modesty about him. '
No hiding his light under a bushel. No 1
shrinking from announcing his assumed
infallibility.
Others may doubt?even concerning
their own wisdom. But the nation and
the world still have one man who
wavers not in his confidence in the in- j
errency of his policies or the omnls- !
cicnco of his actions.
His Attitud*.
"I noticed you never kick about the
weather."
"No; it would be ungrateful to com- !
plain of it, when it nearly always furnishes
me with an excuse for staying
away from church."?Courier-Journal.
Time Enough.
Dora?So you have decided to break j
off your engagement with him?
Norn?Yes, but 1 don't think 1 shall
do it until after my birthday?as it
comes next week!?The Club Fellow.
Chick's Curious Upbringing.
A little Andalusian chicken owned
by a Kelso farmer has had a curious
upbringing so far. A pigeon recently
built itc neat about fourteen feet from j
the ground at Floors Home farm, and j
on the nest being examined the bird
wr.a found to have hatched the An
dnluslnn chicken, tho chicks mother .
having apparently deposited the r?i
In tho pigeon's nest. Then (he cIiIck
en was given to the hantnm ben
which has taken to the young hire
If It bad been its own.
V
NEW INVENTION MAKES 1
'^"^TZ^vv^r, ?nn.
Nr YORK.?James D. Ilalloran, a fireman attached to II
simple but effective smoke-mask thut lias been given a
insists of a branch pipe iixed to the ordinary fire-hose
,ied at their ends with rubber nose pieces. To the bra
the further end of which Is allowed to trail behind 01
e stream of water rushes through the hose, it sucks
via the small pii?es to the nose pieces and is there bre
i u scorching cellar tire recently and worked like a cha
.ES~MAKE PE ACH H
luauing honey from the Juice of ripe 1 ?'u !l i-011'? Hunch
peaches. It is the latest and most ?
dainty product from the ertiie and "HG\'I.\'!ST" IS L
famous Pecos valley. '
Tlie t.-cUlh klliil'l Will < 'MiiO li'Cili . , r.1
. , , . , Inspireo hy Witty Fi
the ranch of K. \\. Mirabio. located \ ,
to L-c cribc Mar.-lmi
near Artesla. So far as peat h grow- ^ |3 ^
ers and bee-keepers can ascertain this
will be the Ilrst honey tntu.e lrotn the , , , .
Juice of ripe peaches in ti e country.
Honey has been produced in many i.oe.ie. a ><
places made partly from the nectar of I v ' ' w<:; havo m"
peach blooms, but net before lrotn the I *A ' > 1 '';c S!:'?
ripe fruit ! a v"' \ 1 lo "
On Mr. Mlrable's ranch he pro- ''< > 'ant sui.i
duces large quantities of honey each : '" v 'v 1
year from alfalfa and mosquito I hence. w.-.id iii.u
. . . , ? , i ? 1 I Vt ll'il ' : * i : 1 - ? O r t
nlooms, ana inus lar ino imw i - ?
been satisfied with that uni t of mate- soft < i .. n \v!;o g
rial. This year there lias been an ed as m a like a i: ,
abundance of both kinds <>f blooms. b!y can
but the bees decided to try ripe fin n rr.uig at 2 c
peaches. i police oh?- rved a hut
Recently Mr. Mlrable found the j in t!.- ;er of a st
bees at work in his peach orchard. On , die < i t!.< I/itln Ouar
pome large peacltes he found as many up v? h.t apparently w
as a dozen bees hard at work. They in an inn \icated con
were able to puncture the skin of the clothes badly torn nnc
peach and not harm the fruit, and get generally deplorable,
all the peach Juice they wanted. the <>ff< nder. they w
For three weeks lie kept a close a volley of doserlptiv
watch and the bees have worked with ered In a Ugh lemlniii
great diligence in the big peach or covered that they wer
rhards through the valley near Arte woman in disguise. !
sia They have stored the peach in black trousers, !e;
sweets in the hives at the ranch and man's waistcoat and
the new crop of peach honey will he reaching to the knee
ready for market during the coming The young wman.
month. The tirst to ho taken will he who was tin sculptrr
shown at the Iloswell exposition the court :l ;.t this eo
October f> 6 and 7. most convenient in t
The quality of peach honey Is -nine that, being suddenly
thing that tuns' he left to the readers evening t- visit : imp
imagination. Being a new product forgotten to don the
BOY SCOUT TROOP IN Al
Organization Was Effected by Rev. moment he t! re
Winfrcd H. Ziegler of Valciez? the educat' a! and <
Movement Is Spreading. of the s out > i v?mo
that he wanted to si
New York.?Alaska has n tine troop t! >" ll! '
of Hoy Scouts of America, according ' \ '1. ' . '
to advices received here. The organ-! * "I'<< '
. . ,f.......a . n .... I the Hoy scout-'o: Am
v ll * \ 1*^*4 UJ lit- . Willi ||MJ . 4 1 ,.
11. Zlegler of Valdo:'., Alnsxn He !,.,s " , h(> , 0>'
gathered American boya and Indian . . !!i' '
hoys into patrols mid is putting them :ill(| A, ;s "'1- ' '' '
through the eourxe of training lor the S( OU,s J"" s
tenderfoot degree. Tbo boya. it is re- "1al tKho,,fl dtt1 ,Th?
ported, have taken ongerlj to the " nS . .
scout work, ar.d under the guidance ' :,,a" ::1S '' 1
or Mr Zhgler. who is the head o. an organization li' I "ana
Episcopal i : 1st ion ir. that city, they
are not only ci paging In l:lk. bridge COULDN'T STOa
building and camping, hut are doing >
many things to r.hov. their patrh ti m ; sc;10ol Principal 3n
Mr Ziegler has applied lor a sc tt Would Caress Hiii
master's certificate through his. brr.n by Board of E
er, Itev Howard It Zlegler. who s
connect' ! with St Paul's chap, i \v< Frecport, N. V I'r
fred Zleglcr was assistant scout t . . Harncs of the public
ter of the Eighty-second New Yo.tt when one ot Ms sch
troop before going to Alr^ka. The in his lap, clasped he
Mrv ? ? n?n. ?. > W? i Mm** i*it * +*M
I-. ? . ? - - - - - .. - ?.
FIREMEN SMOKE-PROOF ]
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ngine Company No. 20 of this city. Is the Inventor of
successful test amid trying conditions. The apparanozzle,
to which are attached throe flexible tubes
uch pipe is nttao'?*?i > length of heavily wired garden
1 the street as t
111 a i in 11 in \Ji
at bed by tho "s
rm.
ONF."V
Pass Severe Examination.
Spokane, Wash. Pupils attending
ATEST WORD public schools of Spokane eoun?
ty must learn to bo farmers,
reach Journalist wlietbcr they would or not. This is
tating Woman the intorprotntion placed on laws j
rinod. ; ussed by the last legislature by
( unity Superintendent F. V. Yenger,
? of Mile, l.ucl- v ho is pr< paring a course in ngricul*
)ung sculptress tare.
reral times been , "It is my understanding," he said,
ns. lias inspired > "that entrance into tiio high schools
oin a new word requires an examination subjects after '
agettes of a cer- this year. We will require In future,
own in France ' and before a pupil passes from tlie '
.inist" is the eighth grade he must also make a satto
dost iabe the islactorj showing."
oos about, dross- ' 'la familiarize himself witii the sul>,i!i
as she possi- Ject Mr. Yeager left the other night
i for F.verett. where lie will observe ae- j
('clock tlie night tivities of tho agricultural high school ,
nan ligure lying there. Igiter he will go to Olympia
root in tiu> mid- ! to attend the convention of county suier
They lifted ' prrintendonts. He will be accompa- j
as a young man niod by A. D. Foster, superintendent
dltion, with his j of Stevens county, livine at CoiviMn i
! his appearance
While taking Hangs Head Downward.
ere assailed hy
e epithets deliv- i 'Mttsburg I'a.-Abrahnni Motley, a
ie voice, and dis- Pa\nt"' \vh,1? on <l foot 8,ac^ fe,?
e dealing with a | and hl8 fo?l, ctau^\ ,n ? number of
She w as dressed *"*7 > " '
. i t>uilding. Alter hanging head down- !
;t...or spa.a. a war,j Jor n? pour, he was rescued un- I
a woman a coat I lnjured
>s I
Mile Delaroche, ! _
sr. explained to Autos Pa* State $2-><>.CCO.
stutne stie found Hartford. Conn.?The Connecticut
die studio, and i automobile registration bureau s colasked
out that ! lections for the year ended September
friends, she had ?0 hhows fees totaling SL'SU.OOO. Of j
skirt with which tliis amount $2,700 was lines.
? a neck and kissed him, he couldn't help
hiinseir.
The Incident is said to have oc- I
etirred during the last school term, and
!l<> "Klt tlie young woman who took part Jn it
,th"r ??ii,ntages (s nov marr,p(,
nt were o great
, ... ..... I-reeport residents are not altogeth- l
art an orgnnlza- .... , ^ , .. ..
er satisfied with the investigation
I every colony of ?,ado hv ?he btmr<! ?,f educat,on' w,1\ctl
w . ,s troop of ! "K .w ??8UPGr
ori? a There nro unu tuny mhe me case to mo
ills ol \ruerlca 8{ate commissioner.
i v;i, Porto iMco Superintendent Barnes has declared
>t. I nuiiitcr of his Inocence and his Intention ot lightm
ounts to srv- iftR for his reputntlon and his good
scout movement r><'tmo. it Is understood that he exitliri,
Mexico, the Plained the circumstances or tho
Tore is a strong school teacher's affectionate enthust<!a.
asm hy staling that he had gone into
her room niter school hours to help
upp p.c, her fix up her register record.
v Me said she was of a hysterical type,
and in a fit of gratitude embraced*
/s Teacher Jurt ! [;|m
n?Exonerated
[aucation.
; Americas, (in The Innovation of
lnclpnl Arthur picking cotton hy moonlight has he n
school salhiit introduced by a local fanuei becuueo
ool teachers eat of his desire to harvest the crop as
r arms about his j quickly as possible.
r
WHEN JOHNNY CANT HEAR X
3oy at Play la Always Deaf When IN
His Mother la Calling \
Him. 1
"Johnny!"
That war his mother calling from a
vindow and Jolmny playing In the
itreet, but Johnny didn't hear her.
\nd then:
"Johnny! Como here."
Hut Johnny 1b at this moment
reaching up to catch a high ball and
iin ears are closed to all calls; wherejpon:
"Johnny, do you hear me?"
Hut Johnny doesn't. He has caueht
hat ball and now he is lidding it to
mother boy standing by a tree. So,
now:
"Johnny!" this time with a little
staccato in it. and perhups a faint
suggestion of a slipper.
And does that open Johnny's ears?
Why, he's at the bat now and prepared
to hit the ball a swat that will
send it half way down J.he block, and
all things else are as naught to lilm.
But now hear the vigilant mother,
this time gently, for she knows that
boys will be boys:
"Johnny, 1 want ybu to como In
now."
Johnny is at this moment running
like a wild man. or boy, making for
that tree he was throwing at a moment
ago and utterly oblivious of
everything in the world, the parental
voice included. But that cleaves the
air again now:
"Johnny!"
Johnny it standing with one foot at
the root, of the tree and the other foot
extended, ail ready to Jump and run
when the boy at the bat hits the ball.
"Johnny!"
And Johnny runs like all possessed,
not for home, but for the base,
and there he stands, while from tho
window comes again the voice.
NO WONDER.
Tie?She is so artificial.
She?Yes. artificiality seems natural
to her.
about tno size ?l a match and about
an inch long. The small hole grew
to about the size of an apple, and the
eczema spread to tho knee. The doctors
never could heal the hole in the
ankle. The whole foot ran water all
the time.
"My husband and my sons were up
night and day wheeling me from one
room to another in the hope of giving
ine some relief. 1 would sit for hours
at a time in front of the fireplace
hoping for daybreak. The pain was
so intense 1 was almost crazy, in fact,
I would lose my reason for hours at
a time. One day a friend of mine
dropped in to see me. No more had
she glanced at my foot than site exclaimed:
'Mrs. Finnegnn, why in the
world don't you try tlte Cutlcura Remedies!'
Meing disgusted with 'whe doctors
and their medicines, and not being
able to sleep at all, I decided to
give tho Cuticura Soap and Cnticura
Ointment a trial. After using them
three days that night 1 slept as sound
as a silver dollar for eight long hours.
I awoke in the morning with but very
little pain, in fact, 1 thought I was
in heaven. After using the Cuticura
Remedies for three months I was perfectly
restored to health, thanks to
tho Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I
will bo sixty-four years of age my
next birthday, halo and hearty at present."
(Signed) Mrs. Julia Finnegan,
2231 Hebert St., St. Louis, Mo., Mar.
7, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and
Ointment are sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere, a sample of each,
with 32-page book, will be mailed
free on application to "Cuticura,"
Dept. 12 K, Itoston.
Som.'iimes Not at Heme.
Charity Worker? You popr soul!
1
Does your husband always v^hang
around the house all day? \
Mrs. Tenement (cheerfully) -Xndade,
no. Half the toimc lie's In (to
lockup.?Tit-Hits. /
SPOITN'S DISTEMPER CURE wUl
euro any possible case of DISTKMPFRl"
PINK FA K, and the )ik?> amonu h r-crt
of :111 ages, and prevents all others in tlie
ftimr stable from having the disoa-e \[{,>
euros ohukon iholorn, and dog disteinpev.
Any trood druggist can supply yon, or -end
to infrs. 50 rents and $1.00 a bottle. A,rents
wanted. Free book. Spolin Modie.il t \>.p
S]ioe. Contagions Diseases, Goshen, lud.
And No Strong Arm Squad.
The Greeks were piling Into the
Wooden Ilorao outsldo the walls of
Troy.
"We might be called the first enr
rowdies," they cried factetlously.?
I'ttck.
For IIRlDAt'lllt-IIIrk*' CtPI DINK
Whether from Ciilils, Meat, stomaeh or
Nervous Tronhles, t'a|>n<tiiie ? i:I relieve yon
It's 1 i11iii t ploiih ait to la ,. iii'Ih immediately.
Try li. lee., 21c., tin I rents at drug
stolen.
The shortest words sometimes carry
the most weight.