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IV Iwimi It la lawful nod humane
W / Tba M? comet baa no tall and a
r I tali teas comet la a aorry spectacle i
' "Furls has decreed that the corset i
mat go.- Yes. It will go where It 1
usually to pot
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A beauty expert says that happiness i
fs the beet cosmetic known, but will
ft atmove freekles?
Somebody has Invented an "nvla
tJcm cocktail.'* but the aviation 5-cent
Cigar b slow in appearing.
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New Jersey driver named Ham. j
Ifoads of eggs. Smashup. All that
wan lacking was a cup of coffee. I
The young men who are trying to
fly from coast to coast are having ,
their upe and downs?mostly downs. |
However Ktmmel Isn't the first man
to come home in such condition that ,
his own mother couldn't recognize
him.
The Chinese admiral finds fault
with American women's skirts, but
hi is mum on the subject of tight
shoes.
Thomas A. Edison says the present
day fashions In women's clothes hurt
his eyes. Tom always was a sensible
feller.
Thomas A. Edison says America is
ahead of Germany in aviation. The
undertakers of our fair land second
the motion.
A German has Invented an artificial
sponge. This variety, however,
will not expect you to buy smokes
and drinks for 1L
Five people have been poisoned by
canned mushrooms. The only safe
mushrooms. It appears, are those that
are never picked.
A Western man killed himself because
his wife asked him to wash the
dishes. We wonder whv he didn't nnt
on his hat and "beat It."
It may take one man ninety years
to count $1,000,000. but when a man
ha* that much money he can afford
to hire men to count it for him.
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When New York imports chorus
girls it gives them French of Spanish
names. That's probably because most
of them come from hated Chicago.
American' husbands may be bores,
as a fair Anglomaniac tells us. but
they are not professional husbands,
as a good many foreign noblemen are.
Farle is ijrocr.is>"<g is r 'Rtivsl of
*.ho hoop sitlrt. v 1th or., u JuM '
* temping \>cn one extt tni m ?u
? t,fc.ie;UK of 1, iilr'ie . taken;
but so fast does fashion slay that 1
It will-i-be necessary to count the
ladles' hats if records are to be accurate.
Arithmetic Is taught In some schools
by means of baseball averages. Tom
Edison suggests that geography be
studied by means of moving pictures.
AH that remains is to teach reading
and spelling with a phonograph.
A Toronto clergyman avers that
kissing Is a neglected art. We presume
that he speaks of conditions in
Canada. Young men of America are
flillr ?n hr?v? <><>
On? of our aviators claims to have
encountered an air serpent cavorting
hither and yon In the atmosphere. And
are had been led to believe that aviators
were sober young men.
A Massachusetts parson has rei
signed his pulpit to become a coal
dealer. Sometimes we think there Is
m bigger field for coal dealers than
parsons.
A pure food authority says that a
bottle of pop contains 1,000.000 microbes.
Now It Is understood why the
fan in the bleachers sometimes manifests
sn uncontrollable longing to
throw It at the umpire.
A Boston woman beauty doctor has
discovered that the way to be beautiful
la to make faces. Now the true Inward
meaning of Mother Nature in
that strange feminine impulse Is fully
explained.
Judge Petit has ruled that Reno divorces
are invalid in Illinois, but people
who have them need not be expected
to hurry into the courts for the
purpose of having things righted.
What do they care for a little old
thina lik* n rullncrV
A Kansas City girl stole $5,000 which
she Rare to the man she loved, and he
spent it on another girl who "peached"
on the one who did the stealing. It
seems useless for a girl to steal $6,000
for two such poople as the fellow and
the other girl.
A Connecticut man haa succeeded In
snaking his cow drunk by feeding her
sour apples. The scientific value of
hie experiment has not as yet been explained.
Ladles' muffs Will, according to ad-ranee
notices from the fashion emporiums,
be much larger during the
coming winter than ever beforo. This
being tho case. It mny be necessary
for the young man who takes a girl
out la a cab or *n automobile to hire
an extra vehicle for the puroose of
transporting her mutt
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insincerity of republican
pledges fully revealed.
President U Forced to Make a Tour of
Nation With an Apology for the
Shortcomings of His
Party.
1a an address to tho Democratic
itato convention of Illinois Mayor Cartor
Harrison of Chicago summed up
tho political situation as folows:
"In the last few years tho people of
this nation have been awakening to
the insincerity of Republican platForms
and the insincerity of Republican
pledges. The most notable example,
the one known to all citizens
of the nation, is the downward revision
plank of the last Republican convention
and tho action of a Republican
senate, of a Republican president,
a Republican congress in dealing
with that question; an action which
today causes the president of the
United States to be making a tour of
the natic " with an apology for his
part in it.
"The peo- e of this nation are beginning
to lize this fact. They realize
they in., t look for relief to the
Democracy that has resulted in Democratic
vlctorios which have cheered
the Democratic party for the laGt
two years.
"In that time our party has gained
a governor in Maine, a governor in
Massachusetts, a governor in New
York, a governor in Connecticut, a governor
in New Jersoy, a governor In
Ohio, and a governor in Indiana. More
than that, the nation has selected a
Democratic house of representatives
and that magnificent body of true
Democrats in its last session showed
to the nation the difference between
the way in which Democracy handles
its party pledges and the Republican
party handles its pledges.
"These are days, my friends, when
it feels good to be a Democrat. And
yet, when we look abroad at its mag
iflcent succession of Democratic vie
torles in other states wc Democrats
in Illinois wonder what has become ol
our party. We ask ourselves what, in
these years, has Democracy done? And
tho best answer we can give is it has
elected a Republican senator of the
United States.
"My friends, Democracy is a party
of principle. Democracy stands con
secratcd to the rights of the people. II
Democracy is untrue to its principles
If it forgets for what purpose it was
called into being, Democracy cannot
succeed; it does not deserve to sue
ceed.
"We ask you, my friends, to joir
with us today In a movement whict
will bring about a reorganization ol
the party or party management. \V<
do not want to drive a single Demo
crat from the party, but we do insist
that the leaders of the party shall be
men that believe in Democratic princi
pies. On that kind of a platform, tn>
friends, we can go into the fight ol
1912, and in that great confiict the
Democracy, of Illinois will do its full
share of work in bringing about t
Democratic victory in rescuing thr
state of Illinois from the Republicar
party, placing a Democrat, whoever he
gov:-r < nt ;n... : ;i . ., o,
D&moera's tus Orga> zt
In o de. to wiri in next ational
Hon the Doj ? tJ j party must be
organized. Now la tho time to undertake
the organization of Democratic
clubs. Eleventh hour organizations, of
the "mushroom variety," are all right
and do good work, but victories are not
the result of chance?they are the results
of organization, of careful planning,
of thorough equipment and of
concerted action! The National Democratic
League of Clubs and the Federated
State Leagues invite all the progressive
young men of tho country to
join their ranks now. Tho league is
practically a young man's organization,
it appeals to them for support
and it relies on them to help carry
out its plans?whatever victories or
rewards follow will be theirs. Now
is the time for the progressive young
men of the country to got busy if they
want to contribute to the perpetuity
/\ j* rinm /"?/-? ? o 1 nei
Gorman's Manly Stand.
State Senator Arthur P. Gorman,
who secured the Democratic nomination
for governor of Maryland, says
of himself:
"I am a Democrat and I am a politician,
and I am not ashamed to
plead guilty to either charge. Hut
while 1 am not ashamed to be called
a politician, 1 want to say with equal
candor that there is politics and polltics.
I have no more use for the
crooked politician, or the man who is
in politics for graft or to ser*e his
special friends or ends or Interests
or for the man who tries to fool the
public, than I have for the hypocrite
or the liar, or the thief. I play my
politics In the open."
James J. Hill says that nothing is
the matter with the country except
political ghost dancing, which is an
unkind way to refer to a president
who thinks it is his duty to "visit the
people in their homes" about three
times a year whether they Invite him
or not.
The further away Mr. Taft gets
rrom wasnington the more ferocious
he becomes against the trusts. Maybe
if wo shifted the seat of government
to Idaho we could get him to
help revise the tariff downward.
Nobody seems to know who is running
the government at Washington
Just now, but the probability is that
Solicitor McCabe of the department
of agriculture is the person. lie is
so busy hamstringing the pure-food
law that ho never has tlmo for a
tumping tour.
Inexplicable.
One of the strangest things in this
world is why the kina of woman who
is proud of her intellectuality nnrly
always marries a man who likes to
tinker with sick chickens.
ROBBED OF TMEIH HONORS
Heroes Who Have Been insulted and
Humiliated Because They
Were Democrats.
Rear Admiral Schley, now dead and
greatly honored, was ut the height
of HIb very distinguished carcor dishonored
as few Americans have been.
Those In the military and naval service
who resented tho injustice done
him, llko Gen. Miles and Admiral
Dewey, were also affronted to their
faces nnd In many ways mado to feel
.the Insolence of office.
All of these men wore Democrats. It
was their misfortune that after their
brilliant public service was practically
closed there came to the presidency by
accident a colonel of a cowboy regiment
who proceeded to appropriate to
himself and his associates most of the
I glories of a little war In which the favored
cowboys and their colonel actually
played an insignificant part. To
make heroes of Wood and Roosevelt
It became necessary to destroy or to
belittle Schley, Miles and Dewey.
In all the history of the presidency
there Is no record of a more shameful
proceeding than that In which Theodore
Roosevelt, to bolster up the false
glamour of his own trifling performances
as a soldier, sought with the aid
| of his mighty olllee to convict Sehlov
of treason and cowardice. He did not
do this In manly fashion. He did it by
Insinuation and inuendo, coupled with
characteristic bluster. When Miles
and Dewey protested he heaped humiliation
r.nd insult upon them.
i We have had something like this
in comic opera. On the stage ship's
cooks sometimes become kings. Trav1
eling salesmen may marry the em1
peror's daughter and so come to the
1 throne. Shipwrecked sailors have been
1 known to set up as monarchs in the
1 cannibal islands. Hut never before
^ in real life did a civilian, clothed for
1 a few weeks in the regimentals of a
1 wild west show, suddenly become com1
mander in chief and begin bullying,
wigging and nose-pulling among lieu1
tenant generals, admirals and rear adL
mirals grown gray in the service.
The impudence and vanity and self
ishness of it all were not its worst
> features. The worst of it was the
' personal meanness which took refuge
1 behind a great office and addressed
language to subordinates which no
1 truly bravo man would use to one
> lower in rank even if guilt were already
established. The necessary si'
lence of the men traduced and Insult
od on that occasion speaks eloquently
today and always will so speak in
. I defense of true worth and in reprobai
tlon of ambition, pride and arrogance,
I strutting their brief day.
Enthusiasm Everywhere.
i Democrats everywhere are un
i and enthusiastic. The last camj
f demonstrated what can be
i through organization and united
. fort. The progressive young m<
t the country are taking an active
> in politics and the league is doii
it can to encourage them to do si
r speaking of the Maine election
t cently. Gov. Frederick W. Piti
said:
I "The young men of Maine wok
i just as they are waking up all
t the country.
i "The young men of Maine su
s ed us, voted for us and put
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like a miracle to you folks outside
' when we Democrats carried Maine?
Well, with Maine's young men In (heir
present temper that miracle Is apt to
be repeated pretty frequently. The
Republican solidity of this state Is
gone. Maine Is progressive and she
will continue to bo progressive and
independent."
Nobody Like Him.
"The interests of the American people
demnndod thnt 1 should act just
exactly as 1 did act . . . for the
only thing which makes it worth while
to hold a big office is taking advantage
of the opportunities the office offers to
do some big thing that ought to be
done and is worth doing."
No signaturo is necessary to the
foregoing quotation for readers to recognize
that it comes from Theodore
Roosevelt. And no explanation is
needed to understand that it has reference
to his action in regard to securing
control over Panama.
Now that Mr. Roosevelt has reached
a point In his experiences where his
routine expressions of ancient ami
trite generalities connot arouse public
attention, he has recourse to that Pan- i
ama business.
There Is no false modesty about him.
No hiding his light under a bushel. No
shrinking from announcing his assumed
Infallibility.
Others may doubt?even concerning
their own wisdom. But the nation and
the world still have one man who
wavers not In his confidence in the Inerrency
of his policies or the omnis- J
cicnce of his actions.
His Attitude.
"I noticed you never kick about the
weather."
"No; it would be ungrateful to com- ;
plain of 't, when It nearly always fur- i
nishes me with an excuse for staying i
away from church."?Courier-Jour- |
nal.
Time Enough.
Dora?So you have decided to break i
off your engagement with him?
Norn?Yes, but I don't think 1 shall 1
do !t until after iny birthday?as It I
comes next week!?The Club Fellow.
Chick's Curious Upbringing.
A little Andalusian chicken owned
bv a Kelso farmer has had a enrioun
upbringing so far. A pigeon recently
built lie nest about fourteen feet from
the ground at Floors Home farm. and
on the nest being examined the bird
was found to have batched the An
daluslan chicken, tho chicks mother
having apparently deposited the
In the pigeon's nest. Then (he chlrK
en was given the bantam hen
which has taken to the young bird
if It had been its own.
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Nt YORK.?James I). Ilalloran, a fireman attached to E
simple but effective smoke-mask that has been given a
insists of a branch pipe fixed to lite ordinary fire-hose
ped at their ends with rubber nose pieces. To the bra
the further end of which is allowed to trail behind or
e stream of water rushes through tlie hose, it sucks
via the small piites to the nose pieces and is there bre
1 a scorching cellar lire recently and worked like a cha
Esl^AKE PE AC H W
uiMKing honey from the Juice of ripe 1 c'u " Ranch
peaches. It is the latest and most
dainty product from the ortiie and "HG\'"I'M 1ST" IS Li
famous RccOo valley.
The peach honey will come from , , r
i . e i- , Inspired ty Witty Fi
the rancn of K. \\. Mlrabie. located , ... , ,
to Describe Mnr-lmi
near Artesia. So lar as peach grow- _ r
. . , . * ??One Is
ers and bee-keepers can ascertain iliifc
will be the first honey mane from the ) _ , ,
juice of ripe peaches in the country. ;
Honey has been produced In many "A' 1 1>'<
places made partly front the r.cctar of ; v '' A' 1 s'-'t
peach blooms, but not before Irom the ! ' sripe
fruit. n wlitj ournallst to <
On Mr. Mirable's ranch lie pro- , where \
duces large quantities <>f honey each : I ' v be kn
PA.IP fm.M olf.llfo -t.,1 cmil'l' I boil > lid
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I blooms, and thuf far tho hoes have word . : it is meant
I been satisfied with that soi l of mate- sort > . \: n who g<
! rial. This year there has been an cd a:- a ? ij like a n::
I abundance of both kinds of blooms. b!y ca::
| but the boos decided to try ripe f>n . mug at 2 c
I peaches. j police o:^erved a hut
Recently Mr. Mirable found the | in the . er of a sti
beeB at work in his peach orchard. On ; die ol th? Latin Quart
some large peacltes he found as many j up wh..t apparently w
as a dozen bees hard at work. They | in an ii;t< xicated con
were able to puncture the skin of the j clothes 1 ably torn and
peach and not harm the fruit, and get genera!!;, deplorable
nil the peach Juice they wanted the offender, they w
For three weeks lie kept a close a volley of descriptive
watch and the bees have worked with ered in igh feinlnin
great diligence in the big peach or covered b u they wer
rhards through the valley near Arte woman in di. guise, f
sla They have stored the peach in black trom i rs, ie;
sweets In the h'ves at the ranch and man's w: istcoat tind
the now crop of peach honey will be reaeh.inp to tlio knee
ready for market during the coming The yon: a wman.
month. The first to he taken will he who was the sculptro
shown at the Itoswll exposition the court tl.nt 11 is cot
October f>. fi and 7. j most convent* nt in t
The quality of peach lionev Is rnm<1 that, being s up'. ->|y
thing that must he left to the readers evening to vir-t : une
imagination. Being a now product forgotten to Ion the :
BOY SCOUT TROOP iN A!
Organization Was Effected by Rev. moment he r t!i< re
Winfrcd H. Ziegler of Vatoez? the educational ami <
Movement is Spreading. of the f out uavrmoi
that he wanted to st
New York.?Alaska has a lino troop 1 t! m "l ol" ('
of Boy Scouts of America, according K\?ry toJl"?Ty ftn<l
to advices received here. The organ- ,h" 1 ^ S,M< nfM
lzat ion was effected by Rev NVinfred Boy Scot its oir Am.
H. Ziegler of Yah)- Alaska, lb- has ,h" '",y *c
gathered American boys and Indian; jn A. .J1' V,'. '
nnfrnls nr:*! Is n<i>r>> ! nnd Ai.ir.a. < ' ''
through the course ot training lor the ! ? s
tendorloot degree. The hoys, it Is re ! " ' tho.isamls 1 lie
ported, have token engerlj to the!*1'0 !':l ' ' '
scout work, and under the guidance ! !',r:han:as and also tl
c.f Mr Zifglor, who Is the head ot nn orK;,l,izJltinn "> ' :<na
Kplseopal mission lr. that city, they
are not only engaging In hlk< bridge COULDN'T ST0D
building and camping, hut are doing ,
many things to shov. their patriot! a sc;10ol Principal 3av
Mr Zlsgiei has applied lor a si- -it j Wculd Caress Hiii
master's certificate through his hp ,1 by Board of E
er. Rev Howard II Zlegler. who :s
connected with St. Paul's chai i \\ 1 Frccport, N. Y -Prl
fred Zlegler was asidstant scout t. . i Harnes of the public
ter of the Eight y-second Now Yo.K when one of his sch
troop before going to Alrpt'-a. The in his lap, clasped he
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successful test amid trying conditions. The apparanozzle,
to which are attached three flexible tubes
nch pipe is atta?,,,o'i > length of heavily wired garden
1 the street as t
in a current of
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Pass Severe Examination.
Spokane. Waslv?Pupils nttondin
(\TEST WORD public schools of Spokane coin
- ty must learn to be farmers
ench Journalist whether they would or not. This i
tating Woman the interpretation placed on law
r;ncd. ; ; ??ed by the last legislature h
County Superintendent F. V. Ycagei
> of Mile. I.ucl- vim is preparing a. course in ngrlcu
mng sculptress tare.
,-ernl times heen , "It is my understanding," he sale
as, has inspired i "that entra> < ?> into the 1 igh school
rill .1 new word requires an ? Nomination subjects afte
agettes of a cer- this year. We will rcrpiirc in future
>w a in France and before a pupil passes from til
.iiiisi" is the eighth grade ho must also make a sa
to describe the isfaetorj showing."
oos about dress- To familiarize himself with the sul
11) as she poesi- | Ject Mr. Yeager left the other nigli
; for Fverett. where he will observe at
'clock the night tivitics of the agricultural high schoc
nan ligure lying 1 tlicre. Later he will go to Olympi
eel in i;ie mid- I to attend the convention of county si
or Tlie.v lifted ' perintendentr. He will be nccompi
as a young man nied by A IV Foster, superintender
dition. with liis of Stevens county, living at Colville.
I his appearance |
While taking Hangs Head Downward.
ere assailed by ... ?. .
e epithets dellv- j ^ttsburg Pa.-Abrahnm Motley
e voice, and dls- *hl 0 ?" " 6) foot Rtack- fe
... 'and his foot caught In a number c
e dealing with a , ? , . .
. . guv wires 45 feet above the top of
5he was dressed !",... ... . . , .
! building. Alter hanging head dowi
i!..or spa s. a , waT(j for UIJ jlourt jle wa3 rescued ux
a woman s coat I tnJured.
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Mile Delaroche. ?
s. evplained to Autos Pa* State $2o?'C0?
stnme she found ! Hartford. Conn ?The Connection
he studio, and automobile registration bureau's co
asked out that lections for the year ended SeptemLe
friends, she had " shows fees totaling S'.'ifo.OOO. C
-klrt with which this amount $2.<00 was lines.
A C5 A. neck and kissed hlni. he couldn't hel
jAbs\A himself.
The incident is said to have o
curred during the last school term. an
' (1 'liat the young woman who took part in
ither advantages ,s nQW marrlo(l
tit Were o great , ,
Frc< port residents are not altoget
art an organiza* ' ? , ... .. ,
er satislied with the investigatlo
, made by the board of education, whlc
every colony or , ' ... ., .
" . resulted in sustaining tho superb
.v has a troop ot , , ....
.... _ tendent. and may take the ease to th
erica I here aro . .
. . ..<?,. state commissioner,
otits ot America ,
iw ii, Porto llieo Superintendent Harnes has declare
>t; I numler of inocence and Ills Intention of ligh
turns to sev- '"K ,1,K reputation and his goo
scout movement '???<> 11 ,s understood that he e:
.11 Mexico, the plained the circumstances ?,i tli
ier?- is a strong school teacher's affectionate outturn
asm by stating that he had gone lilt
| nor room niter school hours to bel
" ! her fix up her resistor record,
iihn Klootb Herald she was of i h\ terlcal typ<
and in a fit of gratitude embrace
s Teacher Jurt : j.jm
i?Exonerated
ducation.
Americas, (ia The Innovation r
Inclpal Arthur : h ' picking cotton by moonlight ha;, ho
school sa;, < that I introduced by a local fnnnei be am
ool teachers r.tt of his dc Iro to harvest the crop u
r artub about his j quickly as possible.
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| WHEN JOHNNY CANT HEAR
Boy at Play Is Always Deaf Whan }\
His Mother Is Calling
Him.
"Johnny!"
That was hlB mother calling from a
window and Johnny playing In the
street, but Johnny dldu't heur her.
And then:
"Johnny! Come here."
Hut Johnny 1b at this moment
reaching up to cateh a high bnll and
his ears are closed to all calls: whereI
upon:
"Johnny, do you hear me?"
Hut Johnny doesn't, lie has caught
i that ball and now he is llelding it to
another boy standing by a tree. So,
j new:
"Johnny!" this time with a llttlo
staccato in it, and perhups a faint
j suggestion of a slipper.
And does that open Johnny's ears?
Why, lie's at the bat now and prepared
to hit the ball a swat that will
1 send it half way down the block, and
ail things else arc as naught to lilm.
Hut i.ow hear the vigilant mother,
this time gently, for she knows that
l>oys will be boys:
"Johnny, 1 want ybu to come in
now."
Johnny Is at this iii^r*?nt running
like a wild man. or boy, making for
that tree ho was throwing at a moment
ago and utterly oblivious of
everything in the world, the parental
voice included, llut that cleaves the
air again now:
"Johnny!"
Johnny it standing with one foot at
the root of the tree and the other foot
extended, all ready to jump and run
when the boy at the bat hits the ball.
"Johnny!"
And Johnny runs like all possessed.
not for home, but for the base,
and there he stands, while from tho
i window comes again the voice.
NO WONDER.
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He?She is so artificial.
She?Yes, artificiality seems natural
J to her.
! about mo size 01 a match and about
an Inch long. The small hole grew
to about the size of an apple, and the
' eczema spread to the knee. The doctors
never could heal the hole in the
J ankle. The whole loot ran water all
? the time.
S
y 1 "My husband and my sons were up
r> night and day wheeling nic from one
j. room to another in the hope of giving
me some relief. I would sit for hours
at a time in front of the fireplace
3 hoping for daybreak. The pain was
r so intense 1 was almost crazy, in fact,
1 would lose my reason for hours at
e a time. One day a friend of mine
(. dropped in to see nie. No more had
, she glanced at my foot than she cxy,
claimed: 'Mrs. Flnnegan, why in the
lt world don't you try the Cuticura Remedies!'
Heing disgusted with the doctors
and their medicines, and not bea
; ing able to sleep at all, 1 decided to
t give the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
( Ointment a trial. After using them
I j three days that night 1 slept as sound
! as a silver dollar for eight long hours,
i I awoke In tho morning with but very
: little pain, in fact, 1 thought I was
; in heaven. After using the Cuticura
a Remedies for three months I was peril
fectly restored to health, thanks to
tho Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I
ft will ho sixty-four years of age my
next birthday, halo and hearty at present."
(Signed) Mrs. Julia Finnegan,
; 2234 Hebert St., St. Louis, Mo., Mar.
7, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and
Ointment are sold by druggists and
it j dealers everywhere, a sample of each,
I- with 32-page book, will be mailed
ir free on application to "Cuticura,"
if Dept. 12 K, Boston.
^ Someiimcs Not at Heme.
Charity Worker You poor soul!
Does your husband always gluing
! around the house all day? \
^ Mrs. Tenement (cheerfully)-dindado,
no. 11..If the toimo he's in t#?.o
I lockup. -Tit-lilts.
SI'OllX'S DISTEMPER (VRE utl
n care any possible ease of 1MSTKM PI'.lTl * '
U I*INK FA K, and the like among h rsce
n. of all age-, and prevent* all others in the
Mine stable from having the disease \l?t>
1 < urea cliieken cholera, and dog distemper.
Any jrood druggist, e.in supply yon, or -end
j in 1111in. ;mi cents fitid 11 bottle. A 'Tits
wanted. Five honk. Spolin Medical ( o.,
I' i Spec. Contagious Diseases, Closhcn, Iu<l.
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i* Wooden Ilorao outside the walla of
? Troy.
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i Nervous Troubles, ('itpinlini' wi ; relieve you.
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; ately. Try It. I?k*., 36e., niul eeuta at drug
I) utoi'ea.
The shortest words sometimes carry
the most wi ight.