0 THE BAMBERG HERALD. ESTABLISHED 1891. BAMBERG, S. C., THURSDAY AUGUST 17, 1899. ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. CARLISLE_SPEAKS. The Veteran Educator Tells How He Was Educated. WAAT ARE COLLEGES TO ME. Some Words of Wisdom From One Whose Knowledge Comes From Experience-Pearls of Thought. To the Editor of The State:?Colleges endowed or unendowed are valuable only as they endow men ^ and women. If every college now in our country (400 in rouud numbers) had amplest outfit, in all needful buildings, apparatus, salaries for professors, there would still be a great question pending. How can all this money and money's worth be changed into Christian manhood, and Christian womanhood? In Duildinga large laciury an v I can predict how many yards of cloth it will yearly send out, and also the general worth of the fabric. I It is not so where human minds, hearts and character are involved. Suppose, however, that every college 1 sent out yearly its large class of 1 thoroughly educated men and wo- 1 men. A rich stream of good influ- 1 ences would certainly be poured into I the current life of our great, restless, ] growing nation. Yet the prospect would be very gloomy, indeed, if no 1 other causes were at work to help 1 us. We need and must have more 1 good influences at work than 1 all our CDlleges can possibly give us. 1 Perhaps some parents are becoming 1 almost provoked at the frequent allusions in our papers to colleges, ( r their work, and their needs. The DaDer mav be laid down with the 1 feeling, "What are cdieges to me and my children?" No parents should hastily conclude that their children will never . have access to a college. An intelligent thirst for education and a persevering spirit may bring the improbable to pass. Recent statistics show that college students from farms are more numerous in proportion in the South than in other parts of the country. But our purpose now is to speak to the parents whose children.will never go to college. Your children are not shut out from f ? a useful career even if shut out from t # college. A good common school v education is taken for granted. This s you must give them. Remember the s word common does not necessarily t mean cheap, inferior, insignificant v and worthless. It means general, v universal. Air and water are com- j mon. But they are not worthless. v The world needs a great many peo- ^ pie to do common, general things. ^ This does not mean insignificant or a * degrading work. It means the work v that is absolutely necessary to hold up the vast structure of society; such L ? 41? ?? >?* r\f Human WOFK 2m Hit/ ^lcoi uiajvi ivj v? u U beings must do though it attracts no a special notice. "I expect to be a common man, standing in my com- ? mon lot, bearing common burdens, * and doing common duties, as a pri- I vate goou man ought to do." Would v an expression like this betrajr a * weak, cowardly, Ignoble spirit? r "Faithful but not famous." This is i the best epitaph in reach of the great v mass of human beings. To be fa- 1 mous *is, of necessity, denied to the t ^ multitude, just as great wealth is i> denied them. A nation of million- F g aires would be a nation of paupers, j All men becoming famous would end in no one being famous, all being on a dead level. A common education, when it * meets, the requisite material, may t bring forth an uncommon man. This t has often happened and will happen c again. The generous instincts and * aspirations of finest natures are pro- f vided for by this law. And by a law c equally sure many college graduates f are common men and do common c work. But we come back to the f great truth that boys and girls may i be fitted for life in its broadest, * healthiest, most necessary sphere, its widest range of duties, achieve- , mente and enjoyments by a good \ common education. This places * them on that high flat table on which ! the great majority of the world's j population must live. And on this i ^ populous plain, after all, there is more contentment, more real happiness than on the few higher peaks ] where the light and heat strike so I fiercely! Habits of truthfulness, justice, self-denial and reverence form a f large part of a good education, and these may be round eisewnere man on a college campus. They may grow | readily and rapidly in the humblest borne, on a small farm, owned or Tented. The parents may resolve that they will not send into life an ignorant, unsubdued,'selfish, dangerous boy or girl. As parents, you are "* already interested in the kind of teachers your children will meet m the school room a year hence. See to it that they have good teachers now at home. See to it that the; daily life, the atmosphere, the routine the constant spirit of the home is teaching good lessons of abiding value. Kishop John H. Vincent bears this testimony to his home training: "My father made a point of holding his children to the use of goodEuglish. * * * To this habit of parental carefulness I owe more - for what little knowledge of English I have than to all my teachers and text books put together. Living for several years in a community, where the worst provincialisms prevailed, 1 was kept in a great degree, from I falling into habits wliicli it wouiu have been hard iu the after years to correct." Tiiis is an instance of what may be done in one very im' portant respect. Families, like colleges, are valuable and fill their high mission only as they endow men and women. A very small minority of the families supply all the college students ol our land. The colleges need all the thousands of homes from which no students will ever knock at a college door for admission. These homes need the colleges. The country needs both. When you read the next appeal for colleges, do not let it annoy you. Lay the paper down with a silent prayer for colleges and take up your home duties with new zeal, self-respect and hope. A quiet, happy day in the home life is a fair page in the history of that family. I> will loavp ftssopintioiis and memo ries to be recalled tenderly a half century after the family circle is broken and scattered! The quiet homes of the land take their place with the churches, colleges, the press and other great agencies in building up all that is valuable in our social, political and religious life. And the home is generally what the mother makes it. A French writer says: "Woman carries the destiny of the family in the fold of her mantle." There is great truth in that striking expression, whether that mantle be of royal silk, calico or homespun. The late president of Yale university, answering at some length the question. 'How was I educated ?" closes with these words: "The children of a liousehold grow more easily and naturally in the religious life, not tvhen the parents are always talking ibout it and pressing it upon them, nut when the atmosphere of the house is so full of religion that they lo uot think of living any other life. \nd, in the same way, when parents nake their children sharers in a true ntellectual life possess by them- j selves and make the house full of the i sense of the blessedness of knowl idge, the minds of the children will surely be awake to knowledge and ?ill be educated as the years go on. > * * And so my answer to the question, 'How I was educated?' mds as it began?I had the right mother." .Tas. H. Carlisle. Spartanburg. S. C., Aug. 2. Good Advice. "Burdette gives good advice, as ollows." "There are young men hat do not work, my son; but the vorld is not proud of them. It does lot know their names, even; it imply sneaks of them as old 6o-ando's boys. Nobody likes them, no>ody hates them; the great busy vorld doesn't even know that they ire there. So find out what you rant to be and do, son, and take off rour coat and make a dust in the rorld. The busier you are the less leviltry you are apt to get into, the weeter will be your sleep, the irighter and happier your holidays, ind the better satisfied will the rorld be with you." Reflections of a Bachelor. When a woman happens to hit ipon a good argument, she talks on mother which kills it. When a wise man wants to adverise anything to a neighborhood he onfides.it as a secret to his wife. No matter how much mother-inaw there is in her own family, every rotnan thanks God there is more in ler neighbor's. A woman really has only two nethods. One is when she doesn't nean what she says; the other is vhen she doesn't say what she neans. After one woman has explained hat she likes another because she lever says ill-natured things about >eople, she rehashes two hours of candalous gossip which she has ust received from her. The Irony of Fate. A good story is being circulated at he expense of a Laurens merchant vho would not patronize home enerprise. The Laurens Canning facory, one of the most successful con:erns in the State, ships its goods to ill parts of the country, but the mershant in question persistently reused to place his order with it because it was a local concern, whose joods were not, as he thought, of the juality he desired to handle. Re;ently, the story goes, he placed an >rder with a New York house, givng them instructions to send the )est canned goods in the house. When the goods came the merchant, ;o his surprise, learned that they vere goods from the Laurens factory, )ut up within half a mile of his store. Aside from the freight, he viid considerably more for the goods :han they would have cost him at Laurens.* Moral?Patronize home industry.?Columbia Record. The following conversation is reported as having taken place between a noted political and financial leader and a friend. The politician was about to move into a new house. ."What about your new home?" "Haven't seen it." "What? Bought a home without looking at it?" ? "Sir," impressively, "you can't buy a home. A man buys a house? but only a woman call mane 1L a. home. A house i9 a body, a home is a soul. I only bought the lots upon which a house has been built under my wife's general supervision. In that house she is uow making a home." The man who has this ideal of a home is the one who may be trusted to help create it, Never throw mud at a thing you don't like; other people may appreciate it. George Washington never told a lie, but politics was different in his time from what it is now. The woman in a new frock always thinks how much she will enjoy it next summer, when it is so old she won't have to take care of it. It is selfish people who discover the selfishness of others. Love levels all ranks?except in Kentucky. There a man is either a major or a colonel just as long as he pays his liquor bills. Marriage may be made in Heaven but tnere's a lot of earthly preparation needed, and that's why its sc j attractive. When a mau meets his wife dowr town he wonders how much it wii cost him. The last word is said to be the mos dangerous. Show this to your wife SAM JONES AT PONTIAC. Revivalist Lectures on Christian Manhood. Pontiao, III., Aug. (5.?Excursions to-day brought thousands of visitors to attend Jones's day at the Chautauqua assembly and before noon fully fifteen thousand people were on the ground. Sam P. Jones, of Georgia, lectured at 2 o'clock in the afternoon and long before that time the auditorium was overflowing. His remarks were well applauded. His lecture was on Christian Manhood. Among other things he said: ''Manhood is an impossibility without faith in God, faith in mankind and faith in oneself. The man who believes in God and in his Bible and then believes in his fellowman, and believes in his own ability to do the thing God would have him do, is the man who is fully equipped to begin the battle. Add to this courage, and if the rank and file of this country could swap off their jawbones and spare ribs for backhone we would stand some chance of winning the fight. "In the political world we are short on manhood. If one should catch all the old politicians in Illinois and shut them up in a plate glass case, the devil would come along in the morning, peep in on them, walk off, shake his head and say, 'Boys, that gang is ahead of anything I've got.' He would tie the blue ribbon on that cage. Not one man in five thousand in America to-day has the moral courage to vote as he prays. In the moral world we lack manhood. "The preachers are good fellows but they don't want any row with the devil or his gang. They are Tuning the devil out of this country like I saw a dog running a hog |once?the i dog was in front and the hogcouldn't keep up with the procession. We need courage in the home life. We need mammies and daddies of the old fashioned sort for the kids of the present day. My doctrine is if the parents can't boss the kids they had better go out of the kid business. "Integiity and industry with the right moral forces co-operate in hu- ( man life, and manhood is the natur- , al outcome. Cherish the good, shun , the evil, associate with the good, | and don't run with the politicians } without reserving a thin suit of , clothes for the next world." Sentiment Run Mad. 1 Sympathy and affection for a certain insect pest were openly express- 1 ed at a recent meeting of a theosophical club in Philadelphia. One feminine speaker declared that it was awful sinful to kill 'the unpopu- ' lar bedbug. She said: "I caught { two bedbugs biting me behind the I ear, took them gently in my fingers, < placed them outside the window and exclaimed, 'Dear little bedbugs, I ' love you, but you must go home to < return no more.'" The bedbugs de- j parted and never came baek. Anoth- , er speaker made an appeal for the mosquito, which, she said, "led at f best a brief and painful existence, I signing its death warrant when it t took its first taste of human blood, j True Esoteric Buddhism required that all windows and doors should * be screened so that the sum total of t animal suffering might be lessened." r A giddy girl sitting behind the j speaker' tickled her neck with the . tassel of a parasol and the vicious 1 slap this broad philanthropist gave I -1 4. 1 -4. U 4 at trie supposed insect urew lurm a \ ripple of laughter from the rather , unbelieving part of the audience. The Twilight Hour. i Her little feet have wandered all the < busy, tired day I Along the paths where sunbeams i with the shadows love to play. And now, at night, she comes to me, ' my sleepy little fay, I To rest within my arms awhile till ] she is tucked away. Her little hands are pliant now, they yield to my caress, ' And drooping lids to dreamland's i charms would willingly confess. i Yet closer to my breast she sinks, , her thoughts are far away Across the borderland where she 1 will soon be tucked away, I Oh, little life, my load of cares 6lips < down when you appear, Your golden locks light up my life with very precious cheer? I wonder if you think or know how rich I count each day When all my hopes and all my love with you are tucked away. ?Woman's Life. I Ominous. When Julia, Mrs. Blank's maid of all work, came to her mistress and "gave notice" because she was going to be married, Mrs. Blank said: "You know, Julia, that marriage is a pretty serious thing." "Yes'm," replied Julia, "but not gittin' married is a more seriouser thing sometimes, don't you think? Anyhow, it'll be as serious for him as it is for me if we don't git along all right. But then, as you say, gittin' married is about the seriousest piece of bizness a body can ingage in, an' mebbe I am a fool an' niebbe lie's a bigger one. There's | no tellin. It's a turrible solemn i thing, as I reckon you've found out by this time. Like enough I'll sip sorrow, but so will he, that's one | comfort." A Boy's Composition on Newspapers, An exchange publishes the folfollowing composition on ''newspapers " written by a little boy: "I don't know how newspapers came into the world. I don't think God does either, for he ain't got nothing to say about them, and editors ain't in the Bible. I think the editor is one of the missing links you hear about and strayed into the bush 'till after the flood, then sneaked out and wrote the things up, and has been here ever since. 1 don't think he ever dies. I never saw a dead one and never heard of one gettin' licked. Our paper is a mighty poor 'tin. The editor goes without underclothes all winter, don't wear no sox, and paw ain't , paid tiis subscription in live years." A Hard World. ! "By lookin' in de microscope," > said Plodding Pete, "you learns dat every time you drinks water you j puts a bunch o' wild an' wigglin' j animals in yer stomach." "Yes," answered Meandering Mike, "an if you drinks whiskey t you has 'em in yer head; so what's . a man to do?" THE REPOBnOBIITTED Penitentiary Investigating Committee Completes its Work. ITS FINAL FINDINGS FILED, j Not at all Creditable-Directors Scored- | Boarding House for Visitors Tillman. Evans and ellerbe Implicated. Columbia, S. C., Aug;. 8.?The penitentiary committee filed its report to-day. The report covers many pages of type-written matter. It takes up the investigation under three heads; the treatment of the convicts, the condition of the property and the financial management of the institution. As to the general financial condition of the penitentiary the committee states that they found the affairs not at all creditable. The directors knew little?too little of the affairs of the institution and were subservient to the will of the superintendent. The fact that there were $4,600 worth of Ragsdale notes in the bank, representing convict hire for two years, on Neal's place while the directors thought that it had been paid, showed that their knowledge was superficial. The fact that tney paid him $10 a month for stable rent for over six years and allowing penitentiary horses to stand in the stable, which Co'.onel Neal used for his own benefit is another evidence of the o,inuw,ion(>fl nf thftir faculties in an proving accounts. There is no law authorizing directors for keeping a lot of horses for the use of the superintendent's family and this was an unwarranted extravagance. The custom of entertaining at the penitentiary grew up largely under Mr. Neal. Crowds ate there free, making the taxpayers their hotel keepers. The board of directors set the example by boarding themselves there. This rule has been changed as the board of directors now live in the city. The institution came to be considered a place where any accommodation could be had. We find that articles produced at the penitentiary have been given away to congressmen, such as a bookcase to Congressman Latimer, furniture to 1). H. Tompkius, aud T. J. Cunningham and S. P. J. Garris and Senator Tillman got a carload of brick. Tillman < says Neal gave him the brick, but NTeal says he sold them to him. i Neal now professes he is ready to j pay for most of these at tides. Mr. ! 3arris also got a carload of brick ] jats, some pigs and turnips. Mr. i Harris has been anxious to settle the < pig bill, but could not have it made I >ut but the other articles were mere I presents. Further Neal allowed the i governors of the State, during nis . idmioistration to get such tilings as < ;hey desired, and neitlier presented < :he bill for them nor placed them in < ;he assets on tiie books. Neal him- < jelf took supplies to a large extent at { i low price and never paid for them. ? The superintendent was furnished 'ree coal and wood. This is not al- 1 owed by law and is merely a device < ;o increase his salary. Neal and jlovernor Ellerbe both had their I cashing done at the laundry at the I penitentiary. It is disagreeable to I refer to these matters, but if the gov- s srnor's salary is too small it should je increased bj' the general assembly i ind not supplemented by the peni- i tentiary. A public officer, because i lie is a public officer, has no more I right to the property of the State : than the humblest citizen. We think the penitentiary authorities ahould at once find out the value of the things thus given away and present the bills to parties to whom the things were given, many of whom have professed willingness to pay for them. The management has been receiving favors and granting them in return. The Hon. J. W. Ashley furnished transportation to the officials and in return his horse was boarded at the penitentiary, during the session of 1898. This may be convenient, but it is not business. Another unbusinesslike matter was the contract with the knitting mill company. They give the mill a 25 horse power motor, pay the electrical company for 25 horse power and - i- * u ? ., > i 11 am 11- frti- u'liuf iimvpr CIIHlge mo iiini vi?.j av.. ........ is used. Tney have not settled in five years and have not even put in a meter to tell how much power has been used. As to Neal's financial transactions and his moral obliquity in the matter, in the face of the plain spirit of the law he arranged with his kinsman and creditor, J. Belton Watson, procured him convicts to work his farm in Anderson and the net proceeds after paying for convict labor and farm expenses should be applied on his debt to Watson. He thus indirectly hired the convicts for himself, which is contrary to the intent of the law. The committee then went into the details of the transaction between Watson and Neal and show that all the profits inured to Neal's benefit. The committee then proceeded to consider various amounts collected by Colonel Neal from different parties, which he acknowledged himself, that he had not turned in and which he still owed the State. The I committee especially condemns the endorsement of an $J<60 note to J. B. Watson, thus making the penitentiary borrow the money merely for Watson's accommodation. The committee gives an itemized statement of what Colonel Neal claims that he owes amounting in all to $3,584.41. The committee, however, holds him liable for the Wat j son convict hire amounting to $7.4(X) j i and stable rent amounting: to $74o, i making the total deficit $1 1.724.41. The committee finds that Governor I K ller be owes the commissary acI count $154.11. John Gary Evans owes j $181.14, R. R.Tillman $57.06 and for the brick $72, oats no amount "given. The committee concludes by saying-: The evidence taken is herewith submitted, the proper steps to he taken as a result of this report, and the evidence will no doubt be determined by yourself and the attorney general. "As to the treatment of the convicts: We find that Mr. Neal has always been an advocate of humanity and that wherever the treatment of convicts came under his personal ' supervision there is no doubt of their kind and humane treatment. One instance of very severe whipping is reported as being given by one subordinate. J. J. Cooley, for which Mr. 1 Neal is not responsible. "We wish to commend the methods used by Mr. Miller, man- 1 ager of the Lexington farm, in this ( particular: His management Jhas 1 reduced the necessity for whipping 1 to a minimum and yet he gets excel- * lent results. i "While we know that the convict i must he controlled, we feel that the 1 dictates of humanity require that the unfortunate who is without charac- { ter or legal standing and without 1 friends or hope of redress |should be 1 treated with all the consideration 1 which strict discipline will allow. ' We are glad to be able to report that s Mr. Ncal has always .shown his de- ' sire to do his full duty by the con- ! victs from a humanitarian stand- 1 1, "We find the farming: property in fine condition, well stocked and well cultivated; large crops are made, and valuable improvements in the way of buildings and dykes and ditching and clearing have been made during his administration. "The superintendent deserves commendation for the energetic and skilful management of the affairs and improvements made on the property, both on the farms and at penitentiary itself. The DeSaussure and Reid farms have been paid for under the administration of Mr. Neal. We are not prepared to say that the farming business, however, is profitable. There has been, for instance, for the year 1899 an average of 139 hands used on the Reid and DeSaussure farms. The evidence is that they will pay $50 per year pet per head when hired out, making $6,950 net from their hire. The total products from these farms for 1898, us reported by the board, was $41,J13.95. The cash returned from the farm produce DeSaussure and Reid farms, pages 24 and 11, is $12,735.55; and ninety-nine bales of cotton on January 1st, '99; there was possibly in hand at that time under a liberal estimate $7,000 worth of other proJuce, making a total of $22,210 55 accounted for. and leaving a balance of 1 kio o.\o iii ...l.:..I, n.iiui lioun Kuan <*,in. V P L D,0UO.1U ? I11CII IliUOi, liutv, Ifvvi. VV.. sumed." :l The committee then takes up the ' financial pliase of these farming operations. Governor McSweeney is not here, ^ but on his return the whole case will be turned over to Mr. Bellinger for him to bring the indictments and ( such other action as may lie proper. John Gary Evans^writes a letter to ^ say he will pay his bill as soon as it is sent him in correct form and .Senator Tillman says he will pay for the i brick, but wants them at. less than . *72. Josh Billings on Infidelity. Imprudence, ingratitude, ignor mice and cowardice make up the kreed ov infidelity. 1 It is a statistikal fakt that the wicked work harder to reach hell, , than the righteous do to enter heaven. I notiss one thing: When a man gets in a light spot, he don't never send for his friend, the devil, to keep him out. I would rather be an idiot than an t infidel. If I am an infidel I have j made myself one, if an idiot I was | made so. t I never have met a free thinker yet who did not believe a hundred times more nonsens; than can be j found in the Bible ennywhere. The infidel, in his impudence, will f ask you to prove the flood did occur, s when the poor idiot himself kantlj even prove to save his life, whatij makes one apple sweet and one sour,: j or whi a hen's eg iz white and a| duck's eg blue. ^ To keep young?keep well, keep J the Nerves calm, the body ruddy j and well fed, and with I)r. M. A.i Simmons Liver Medicine regulate the Stomach and Bowels. For sale by Hughson-Ligon (Jo. i An Austin colored waiter told a!1 Boston man at a hotel that in eastern j Texas a white man had married a ' negro woman. "Was he not derided?" asked the I Bostonian in the classic speech of j the "Hub of Culture." "He was, sah," beamed the negro. | "Dey rided him out oh town on aj rail."?Household Words. Knew His Business. A few years ago the logs in a cer-1 tain river in a North western lumber! ' - 1 - -- ... " ... I irv?A a n'lctv ! district nun jmn^ru llltw U naoi, | snarl, aiul no one hankered for the i job of going out with a cantdog and ! starting- the key log. In tlie crew was an Indian who was noted for his coolness. The boss finally looked over in his direction. "Laeoote," he said, "you go out and break that jam, and I'll sec that you get a nice ' pulf in the paper.'' The redskin J looked at the lo^s and then at the | boss. "l>ead Injun look nice on i paper," he grunted, and walked away. A CURE FOR INDIGESTION". 1 have (suffered untold misery within the past ten years from indigestion und biliousness, atteuded by a pain in my left side and bowels. Five physicians treated niehuf gave only temporary relief. Four months ago I began using Ramon's Liver I'ills and Tonic Pellets, and have been constantly improving ever'since, with fair prospects of being permanently cured.?\V. H. Peters. Notary Public. Nathanton, Ky. AFRO-AMERICAN COUNCIL IN CHICAGO. | Most Important Gathering of Negroes In Recent Years. ('11 ic.uio, Ail#. 13.?A convention of the A fro-American Council of Colored men will be held here at Bethel church beginning Wednes- ' day and lasting until Saturday evening. This convention will probably be one of the most important gatherings of colored men that has been held for some time. It is expected that n fight will result over the reso- ^ 1 iitions which it is promised will be introduced denouncing President ( MoKinley for not using the federal authorities to prevent lynching in . nir: r** ?it c 11 There is no doubt that resolutions c of this import will be brought before the convention and to that end the ^ forces on both sides are already lining up. 2 The faction which will support the j resolutions, will, it is understood, take the ground that the broad humanitarian line would be drawn, c that Iynchings should not be tolerata sd either in Georgia or Illinois and that when the State authorities are unable to prevent the recurrence of ^ such crimes the strong hand of the national government should step in no matter whether the victim be ^ white or black. From Washington, 1). C., are coming Congressman ^ George White, of North Carolina, the only colored congressman in the present, congress; Judsou I,yons, ^ register of tlie United States treasury; John P. Green, United States ^ itamp agent; H. P. Cheatham, register of deeds. They will, it is said, stoutly oppose resolutions censuring die president. Among other questions to be taken up is that of immigration. There is ^ i growing belief, it is said, among die leading colored men of the conn- ^ p :ry that if half a million negroes he :aken from the south and scattered ^ v dirough the northwest the condi8 dons in the south would be amelior(* ited to a verv great extent. The rec v nsed State constitutions of Mississippi, Alabama, North and South ^ 8 Carolina and Louisiana, will also rereive a careful consideration and ^ 'unils will he raised to get the ques ions involved squarely before the a United States supreme court. The ^ jolored men claim that the constituents mentioned permit the white j jeople in those States to disfran- . . , , h Muse the colored voter. t Another question which will come ip for discussion is the separate car aw in vogue throughout the south. ^ rite constitutionality of the law will . >e tested if possible. The convention . >n these questions expects to hear rom such prominent colored men as looker T. Washington, Bishop H. S d. Turner of Atlanta, Bishop B. W. 11 \rnett of Ohio, and Bishop Alexanler Walters, the president of the 0 :ouneil. ft The wives of many of the delegates o the convention of the council who ire delegates to the convention for he -national association of colored vonien's clubs are now in the city ittendmg this week the two convens ions. " A Under the Trees with Grandpa. ^ irandpa is stretched in the hammock, With his legs hanging over in space, irandpa is peacefully sleeping. [( With a newspaper spread on his J face, .1 irandpa is snoring serenely, There is peace,' I suppose, in his breast; ffis hands are contentedly folded. And a wasp has just lit on his vest. e| I'lte insect approaches his collar, si - i i i 1 If It dailies a Willie ncro auu HIT7IC, Vow it finds its way under the paper, And grandpa is up in the air. ?t iis legs are entwined with the w brunches, 0 The buttons are torn from his vest? ti i'ou can tell by his words and his actions ?. S Tiiat grandpa's no longer at rest. M is a Incredulous Jury. In a criminal prosecution recently tl ried in York, Neb., the jury, after a ri ii ief deliberation, returned the folowing remarkable verdict: "We, si lie jury in the above named case, do d iot believe one word that the wit- o losses have sworn to; neither do we ?? relieve that any of the attorneys lave spoken the truth, nor that other ot them could do so, even if he * ?hould care to take the trouble to :ry." The humor in remarks cast- j"1 ng doubt upon tbe veracity of the egul profession has lost the fresh- P less of early youth, and a good, stiff penalty for contempt in cases of this odies have been buried in ttie city 1 >f Ponce, and it is estimated that ,000 persons were drowned in the 'once district. ' The number of people of the lower ! lasses loss is not known, but it is J ertain that there were few fatalaties J mong the people of the better class 1 ,nd none among the Americans. 1 The work of clearing away the 1 lebris progresses slowly. s Senor Luis Gautier has been apminted Alcade, the former iucum- ' ient of the office having been de- * msed on account of negligence. Considerable unrest has been ' aauifested among the people and a ' avalry patrol has been established, 'he water supply has been restored. During the progress of the storm \ he municipal hospital was wrecked 1 ,nd its patients were removed to the J nilitary hospital. I Yabucoa, Adjuntas and Humacao rere devastated and in some instan- i es entire (villages swept out of exis- ' ence. One hundred persons are re- j orted to have been killed on a coffee plantation. Everybody is ruined, pestilence threatens and tnoney and rork are needed, and a newspaper ,ppeal has been made to the Auncrian people for relief. The calamity, nth the commercial depression, has produced a terrible condition of ffairs. Both Americans and Puerto Ricans emand the adoption immediately of , definite, permanent policy on the art of the government. San Juan de Puerto Rico, Aug. 2.?According to an official report iere, the port of Arecibo was desroyed during the recent severe torm, the place being inundated by rater from the ocean and river; 200 ?dies are in the morgue there and undreds of persons are missng. A number of wealthy citizens rho lived on plantations in the uburhs were drowned. The comnanding officer of the district has rdered that the bodies of the victims f the disaster shall be buried where hey are found. San Juan has been pplied to for supplies. According to the latest report from 'abucoa, 80 bodies were buried there Vednesday, while the remains of 200 ictims have not been recovered. nPiiifoh ia fho oiilv* lniildinir left c tanding. s It is rumored that a number of t Linerican soldiers were killed at . fayaguez. Watermelon Prose Poem. a. d One item that appeared in the curent news of the past week should t ave aroused more than a passing a npression upon the mind of even e le careless reader. It was a state- \ lent to the effect that the cr like the perfume of the rose,a rare f nd exquisite property that clings oluptuously upon the palate and yet lat cannot clog in its unspeakable ichness. That watermelons can 110 longer be l] 3ld with profit in city markets is a r eplorable proof of what has come J ver the race that with <3 Blinded eyeballs poring over miser- * able books." a s nd with stomachs stuffed with mys- [ ?rioas condiments lias come to discard the choicest gift that nature 0 as prepared for her children's ap- s etites. a What are we to think of the per- c ert who turns from the queen of all i tie garden tribe? Undoubtedly his j inrals are as questionable as his ap- ^ et te, and his judgment and intel- , set must be equally gone astray. t We want none of them. Away i ,'ith the man who does not respond , o the right of a Georgia melon g /herever it may be?whether in the ,* mall "patch," where in the early j lorning it lies glisteningr-among the lowers and the dew, pure as Aphro- r ite arising from the sea, or served } ft the delicious dish composed of its ? wn green and white rind, or even f leaped by hundreds in the market f muses, or alluringly cut and sliced ( nd displayed in blocks of ice ou the r treet corners. i Wherever it is, so long as it is ripe 1 ,nd perfect, the watermelon is a , hintr of beauty. It should be a joy , ? nH the Geortria nlanter who < uppliea us with this glory of early \ umnier ought to be made rich. He is a public benefactor and he hould be encouraged to continue in lis work even if it is necessary to ,'rant him a government subvention. 1 The man who adds as much as lie to < he joys of life deserves a pension as < nuch as the soldier who does his 1 lest to increase its horrors.?Colonel 1 Henri Watterson in the Louisville . Jonrier-Journal. < i In Diarrhoea Dr. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine is invaluable. It jives Tone to the Stomach, Aids j Digestion and Assists Nature in carrying off ail Impurities. For sale )y Hughson-Ligon Co. When a girl at a social gathering is asked to name the prettiest girl present, she always blushes modestly and asks to be excused. LAKb (.11 T ^ KU3lUrri(.t. A Northern Woman to Get the Appoint* ment. A special to the State from Kingstree says: The daily papers announce that the authority s at Washington have at last concluded to reopen the postolfice at Lake City in this county. It is not known who will be postmaster, but as only two person applied, and the papers stated that a ? white woman would be appointed, it issupposed that Mrs.C. W. McClam, a widow of this place, will get the appointment. Mrs. McClam is a northern lady, having been horn and reared in Angle county, Illinois. She is a daughter of W. T. Wilson, county treasurer, and a prominent man in Angel county, III. Mrs. McClam, in company with her parents, took a tour through the south in 1892, and it was during this time that she first met Mr. C. W. McClam, whom she afterwards married. Mrs. McClam is a businesswoman, having for several years filled the position of railroad agent tnd telegraph operator at Hartnon Illinois. Since the death of her bushand she has been telegraph opera:or at this place and her appointment, if made, will meet with the . learty approval of the citizens of Lake City-and South Carolina. Bob Taylor on Ingersoll. "I sat in a great theatre at the national capital. It was thronged with youth and beauty; old age and wisdom. I saw a man, the image of lis God, stand upon the stage and I heard him speak. "His gestures were perfection of ^race, his voice was music and bis language was more beautiful than my I had ever heard from mortal lips. "He painted picture after picture if the pleasures and joys and sympathies of home. He enthroned love ind preached the gospel of humanity like an angel. Then I saw him dip liis brush in the ink of moral blackless and blot out the beautiful pictures he had painted. I saw him ,1aI\ /Inor) of I \ l o foof T O A TV UikU 1U?D MDOVI ov mo iccv. x. oaw film blot out the stars and the sun ind leave humanity and the universe in eternal darkness and eternal Jeath. "I saw him like the serpent of old, worm himself into the paradise of liuman hearts and by his seductive eloquence and subtle devices, and sophistry, inject his fatal venom, under whose blight its powers faded, its music was hushed, its sunshine was darkened and its soul was left a Jesert waste with only the new made graves of faith and hope. "I saw him, like a lawless, erratic meteor, without an orbit, sweep icross the intellectual sky, brilliant inly in its self-consuming fire, generated by friction with the indestruc:able and eternal truths of God. "That man was the archangel of modern infidelity, and I said, how rue is Holy Writ, which declared kThe fool has said in his heart, there s no God." "Tell me not, oh, Infidel, there is 10 God, no heaven, no hell! Tell me iot oh. Infidel, there is uo risen Christ! "What intelligence less than God's ould fashion the human body? >Vhat motive power is it, if not God, hat drives the throbbing engine of he human heart, with ceaseless, ireless stroke, sending the crimsou treamsof life, houndingand circling hrough every vein and artery. "Whence and what, if not of God, s this mystery we call mind? What 8 it that thinks and feels and knows md acts?. Oh, who can deny the livinity that stirs within as? "God is everywhere and in everyhing. His mystery is in every bud md blossom and leaf and tree; in very rock and hill and vale and mountain; in every spring ana ivulet and river. "The rustle of His wing is in every ephyr; its uiight is in every tempst. He dwells in the dark pavilons of every storm cloud. The lightling is His messenger and the thunler is His voice. His awful tread is n every earthquake and on every ingry ocean. The heavens above us eem with His myriads of shining witnesses. The universe of solar ystems whose wheeling orbs course he crystal paths of space proclaim hrough the dread halls of eternity, he glory and power and dominion f the All-wise, Omnipotent and Sternal God." * The Mother-ln-Law. From time immemorial the nother-in-law has been an object of eproach, says the American Queen, t is frequent that one pauses to in[uire where, why or how she first arned her unenviable reputation as i disagreeable and objectionable peron, and we fear the inquiry would >e futile and profitless. How many of the mothers-in-law if our immediate acquaintance deerve the reputation with which they ire universally accredited? Their :hief fault (which varies, according o all traditions ) is their persistent nclination to steer and rule the private and domestic affairs of their narried sons and daughters. That liis meddlesome spirit exists, and in nany instances is carried too far, inbody can deny?instances are constantly exhibited, usually more glarng in the early stages of young narried life. - * a t T. Of course cue explanation 01 mis is latural and excusable. The mother, vho for years has been in close sympathy with the son or daughter, and las known and gratified each wish md desire instantly, is suddenly jailed upon to give up every claim. Fhls is a superhuman task, and it is lot remarkable that for the first few months she finds it an impossible >ne. It has been given to but few women to keep eyes and ears and mouth >hut when they want most to opeu :hem. District Appointments. The following are the appointments for quarterly Couferences of the charges on the Sumter District, S. C. Conference, for Third Quarter of 1899: * Heath Springs, Hanging Rock Aug 18 Kershaw, Shiloh Aug. 19, 20 Camden Ct., Ehenezer Aug. 26, 27 f Camden Station August 27 Wateree, Salem Sept. 3, 4 Richland, Browns Church. .Sept.4, 6 Sumter Ct Sept. 9, 10 Sumter Station * ? Sept. 10 Thos. J. Clyde,- p. For Headache caused mueaSsHHH by a Disordered Stomachy panied by Constipation, use A. Simmons Liver Medictfl^RHH^M sale by Hughsou-Ligon Co. 7