tF i I :}> f I'i • M ■ i. r 4 r !: ir VUJSa "AGE POtR THE CLINTON CHRONICLE. CLINTON. S. C THURSBAY. NOyEBatER M, 18^ ciih? (Eltnlon (ClironirU Established 1900 WILSON’W. HARRIS, Editor and Publisher Published Every Thursday By THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING COMPANY Subscription Rate (Payable In Advance); One year $1.50; Six Months 75 cents; Three Months 60 cents Entered as Second Class Mail Matter at the Post Office at Clinton, S. C. The Chr.nicle seeks the cooperation of its subscribers and readers—the publisher will at all times appreciate wise suggestions and kindly ad vice. The Chronicle will publish letters of general interest -^’hen they are not of a defamatory nature. Anonymous communications will not be noticed. This paper is not responsible for the views or opinions of its correspondents. * tall and asked me if i was next and i i told him i thought so (as i was the I only person in the bilding at that time), and i started to telling him j what was wrong with me, but befoar ; i got to my nake and spinned collum, 1 he jerked me down acrost a table and (oldest in America. I commenced to maul me in the back with his fists and then he ketched me I by the throte and hooked one leg over the back of my nake and give it training school for nurses. ‘*Sdrrell and Son,” one of the most popular English novels of recent years, has for its theme the sacrifices of a father for his son’s education. A new theme in England, but one of the CLIMATE Cl Icago may rival Florida as a win- ' tne back or my nake and give it ai . , , hi ! jerk and you could of herd it all over t IT" P'*"* < ■ Jtown and i begun to pray, but befoar Coramonuealth Ed.aon com-!^ • i got where i was asking for my sins to be forgive, he grabbed me by my l.ro leg and twisted it around the Cable 4 times befoar he broke it. pjny Lake i done my best to ask the doctor if he was/giving me a cowro praetor treatment or was he trying to kill me, but i never did get no questions an- j swered. i tried to keep from crying. is completed at state line on j Michigan. More steam power j will be generated there tha® on any I other square mile in the world. To cool the huge condensers of the compound engines, four hundred thousand gal lons of Lake Michigan water will be pumped up every minute and will flow back with its temperature nearly a : hundred times higher. CLINTON, S. C., NOVEMBER 28, 1929 but with him knockfng me .bout like I N'w the aver.ge teraper- i was a foot ball, i couldeut make up “t 7'’“'' '^PP/' F,*®'. I elbowing, nerve-racking crowds. If .“y mind where the dSison j ^ by ^th'rco'lfdrn*eTtJ^ter''from^^^^ I there is a fourth rule it is this—let' coming in. i sweated and ?roaned-1 14 PAGES j courtesy constrain your actions and I speech w'hile you shop. Fclbw these ' rules and your Christmas shopping and cussed and my nose bled and my; if'*, ■’''‘’'’i' '“"-Pany’s plants, mouth got so dry i couldent spit, but' scuohem end of Lake Michigan and all dr. bowmen just kept on biffing me Pity the man today who says—I[^,jjj be an unnbasant exr-erlence.! ^ just give up have nothing to be thankful for. | . * “ The hardest job a kid faces is that of learr.irg good manners without see- ‘ ing any. the towns that border it will have a and was getting'ready for the pearly Peroeptibly warmer climate when the new state line plant gets into full op- Nobody’s Business Virtue is relative. Most of the peo ple who boast of their self-control haven’t much to control. By Gee .McGee but the dr. steped out of the offis for a minute to talk to a ndther wo man who was hunting cowro praetor eration. PRC'pt A pair of GENUINE LEE OVERALLS (Tour Size) Will be given away SATURDAY to the per son who guesses nearest to the number of yards of thread used in sewing THE WORLD’S LARGEST OVERALL (Made by LEE) * - # Now displayed outside our store. Too Ibis: to sfct Inside. DO NOT MISS SEEING THIS AMAZING OVERALL! Special Prices On LEE OVERALLS AND JACKETS ACCIDEiNTS Automobile accident cases cost the treatment for her liver which she sed i hospitals of the United Htate.s more! The New York Stock exchange cull-1 was not acting and*allso some other! than $15,000,000 Jast year, for the Still, the man who knows it ail wouldn’t be objectionable if he’d keep it to himself. Man three ages: Hates work; works! cheerfully as a matter of duty; wishes! he could work. ed a Florida spasm two or three weeks ago, but the Federal Reserve ;i'w be lieves the “binder boys” are gone and pietty soon everything will be o'e except the crust and it will be pie crust. There ain’t much differen I Snort oil at'435 today and a organs, and i slipped off of the table and slid out the window and crawled to my beef waggin the best i could and drove on home to die, but in a few days i got able to set up. i went to town and saw dr. bowmen and he tolld me he cured me and handed me in Bull! ® which i dident pay. if you corner i to print this, rite or foam me -:-i„ 1 lot in Vista Heights On-the-Beach atl yo« <^0 *<> »» there might *’! $45,000.00 in 19 and 25. Bull Snortother suffering humanity in need Which are smarter, boys or some one asks. Well, which are more, . • . • . i eaecessful at dodging work through/"»;«'J »y<'‘’"■^'iurmg the early ^part of the year and her snares ad- life? BE THANKFUL Be thankful to be alive, in 1929, in Clinton, U. S. A. You could do a lot worse, both in time and place. Thumb the history books, and pick a page at random. What is there tbit was in the lot of the average man It vanced from 84 to 95 and then snorted again, and it moved up to 210, and by- the time it was pouring out enough oil to justify a 3 per cent semi-annual dividend .no . ; on the exchange were clamoring for it at 435. The whole country went In*, me tr.ac you would trade f° ‘ stock gambling business. Two by the free-man of today. The o d civi- •fpyj.g bought what they couM pav fur I.zations, magnificent, glittering, were'borrowing, stealing, and dodging of cowro doctoring. yores trulie, mike Clark, rfd. Bct.er but a thin, transparent crust. xAUkvck a self-determining, flivver-dnvmg American than a hewer and hauler^^^^gin anything. Nrnetv-e gh:! for a Nebuchadnezzar. Better a s*mge-j “invesced" j hand for democracy than a g.adia.or, know that the en.cr-prhcs: care of the injured. More than one- third of this was never collected, be cause the persons responsible for the ! 11 accidents could not be comre^led to! pay fpr the damage they had done. Next to industrial accidents, 'auto-' mobiles semi more individuals to the hospitals than any other ona cause. The care of the victims is a charge on all the rest of us, to the extent that the deficit in hospital exoenses has to be made up out of taxes. Almost every state makes inrurancej against industrial accidents compul-1 sory on employers. Only Massachu-i setts requires automobile owners to ■ carry liability insurance. If you arej injured by a car with a Massacdiusetts j license plate, the insurance company j pays. If a car fi’om any other state! hits ycu, you can usually whistle fr-r| your hospital bill, or start a tedious ar.d expensive lawsuit. i Eventually every progressive state, , will adopt the Massachusetts syslem ' or something like it. FRANK PARKER STOCItf«ID5E f a Caesar Thumb your geography, latest re- they were becoming stockholder.i in w’ere actually operating, and the ma-; DOCTORS Good doctors are scarce everywhere, v slcn. Pick out the happier spot than, I Country doctors are underpaid and Clinton. Ships sail ever>*where, but fgHo^y about his stocks than overworked. Peekskill, N. Y., physici- a tad pole coulii have enlightened him nave agreed to charge $1 for tele- on the Einstein theory of relativity P^one consultations. If advice on how j to treat a cold is worth telephoning there is no rush for passage. Of course, Clinton' hi 1929 isn’t per- fe-t, far from it. Be thankful, then, to know with Carlyle that “Here in this poor,, miserable, hampered, de ep cable Actual, w'nerein thou even T.'W standest. Here or nowhere is thy ideal; work it out therefrom, and w.,rking—live, believe, be free.” Because measured by the yardstick 66$ Is a Prescrintion for Colds, Grippe, Fiu. Dengut. Bilious Fever and Malaria ft is the most speedy remedy known LEE OVERALLS are made of tough, long-lasting Den im. Triide stitched seams, solid brass nonrust buttoni. Big and roomy lined pockets. All strain points reinforced. Made for men who know and demand quality. We want YOU to TRY a pair of these splendid OVER ALLS for THIRTY DAYS, give them the HARDEST KIND OF W EAR, and if you do not think they are the best OVERALLS you have ever bought, bring them back and GET YOUR MONEY. THE LEE GUARANTEE If you do not find this to be the most satisfactory and best value-giving Overalls you have ever worn, you can get a new pair or your money back. The H. D. Lee Mercantile Company, Trenton, N. J. Demonstration Sale — One Week Only GUESSING CONTEST My guess is there are yards of sewing thread used in sewing the largest overall in the world. (Now on exhibition). Made by LEE. Name Street City or Town MEN’S DEPARTMENT Copeland-Stone Co. Phone 47 •Ore Price To AH’ Clinton, S. C. The Clinton Chronicle—SI .50 a Year afraid to put their cash in th? hands of the gamblers on call, and the fun kept- a-coming. Big men advised cf time, the Actual wherein we now against selling America short. Earn- stand is neither -poor, nor miserable,!meant nothing to anybody as the not despicable, our working should be, swelled. Dick bought at 360 militant and confident. And if the Ac-jg^j Tom got in at 380 and Harry Money for legitimate purposes be-. certainly worth a dollar. In ; came high, scarce, hard to get and ini- ^ England the fees of rural physicians j: possible. The folks who were afraid i are fixed by the government. We may,; to gamble oh the exchange were not come to that in America. The fees j. must be hfgh enough, however, to en- i ■ courage well trained young doctors to I i settle in small towns and to stay | i there. Several Eastern towns where doc tors have failed to make a hving have agreed to pay a salary out of public tual be hampered, it is hampered ^ 490. Then the thing hap- j f^^^s to a good doctor, for public abne by our own short-comings, mis givings, indolence and lethargy. We should be thankful, then, that the cure for these lies within ourselves. If we see sorrow about us and grief, let us be thankful if our heart warms with zeal to assuage it. If we see wrong, let us be thankful if our spirit ■pened that happens to all booms of: health work, which still leaves him whatsoever kind—stocks, bonds, real! engage in general practice. estate or cotton. Too many men got scared at the same time. And before anybody knew what was what—stocks declined about $25,000,- 000,000.00. That is practically the same amount of money that Unci- That way of insuring a doctor a living and at the same time safeguarding the public health is a sound American method and should be more generally adopted, as it will he. grows interested with will to right it-1 gam loaned Great Britain, France, And whatever there is of error or j j^^aly, Belgium and others during the ENGINES The next big movement in automo- fa'.lure, let us be thankful that recog-j jg thing that is causing 1 biles will be an engine that uses crude nition is the first step to correction. much bittprnpsa hptwppn and I oil or distillate instead of irasoline. » And, lastly, if we be thankful that our lot is happier than that of others, let U3 be thankful if God has given us the heart to share our plenty, to- lift the fallen, to support the weary, tc comfort the comfortless, and feed ] them who famish. j Only that we may be the instrument' to help ouv fellowmen has the patient Father put us here, in Clinton, U. S. A., in 1929. so much bitterness between and! oil or distillate instead of gasoline. amongst the nations concerned. Some body had to pay these stock losses in exactly 24 hours, but those foreign Heavy oil engines use cheaper fuel, ■ get two or three times as much power j out of a gallon of it, require no com-: countries are asking fot 60 years to plicated electrical sparking apparatus, | settle their obligations. j and have no valves to be reground. 1 ; The motor car of the future will have 1 The sooner the rrch gambiers get ‘ an engine of that type, driving the all the poor gamblers have so’s the ■ front wheels instead of the rear fools can go back to work at a more wheels, and will have no gears to honorable undertaking, the better i; ‘shift. will be for our country. We must geti Airplanes will use the cheaper fuel, down on an investment basis and dis-1 top. A Diesel type engine flew a plane card our speculative ideas. When a from Detroit to Washington recently. HARKEN, YE SHOPPERS! Shopping is one of the oldest of hu-! shower in Texas reduces the price of 1 Elmer Sperry announces that he has man activities—as old as the Garden of Eden, where the serpent proved himself an expert salesman and the the American cotton crop $1,090,000,- perfected such an engine for air use on which he has been working for ROLUNG ’EM OUT Our new prices on Goodyear Pathfinders have met with instantaneous success. Come in and let us explain how we do it. The Goodyear Pathfinder Sold fpr cash at a small margin of profit to meet CATALOGUE HOUSE PRICER Lifetime Guaranteed. There is no use to order tires now when you can ict the Goodyear Pathfinder at the new low prices we make. It belongs to a family of pioneers, this rugged Pathfinder. A family with the greatest name in rubber. Big, handsome, rugged—broad of tread— y VlfliPlM ^ traction, and long, eco nomical wear. You cap tell that here is high value at surprisingly ^low cost. GOODYEAR PATHFINDER TIRES High Pressure ' Size Cash Price 30x3 Cl. Cord $ 4.6g Wl 30x3'/j Cl. Cord 4.93 I iKiOfflISHiFK 30x3«/2 cl Cord OS 5 10 I m 31x4 S. S. Cord 8;90 *M»T33x4 S. S. Cord 1020 i'm 32x4'/, S. S. cord ..i 13 45 33x4'/, S. S. Cord la’oo 34x4S. S. Cord 14 60 30x5 S. S. Cord HD 20.45 32x6 S. S. Cord, 10 ply . .. 35^65 I i 00 a day, and the merging of the Ohell Products Co., with the Squeezed • years. A company has been formed first woman as keen a bargain hunter J Oats Corporation doubles the value of; ir. England to manufacture a heavy- as the last. Man is not a shopper by j both stocks on the boards, then it is j oil automobile engine invented by a nature, but only so by grim necessity, j time for sensible people to prick, Swede, Hesselman. Balloons Btem duty and frequent cajoling. Even then he labors under many han- dicapsi the most serious being the ob session that he is a poor fish out of water tryinng to do the job that his ‘wife can do far better. Pity, there are no medals for shop pers who have braved a bargain day. Neither are there decorations for folks who can hold their own in a rush at the holiday season without holding back several hopeless but infuriated fellow-shoppers at the same time. The way we shop determines largely what we are. Tnere is a fine art of shopping as themselves with a pin and ask what p Sweden, by the way, produces more j has become of our congress. ; first-rate engineering ability in pro-j • I portion to population than any other Mike Has Been Rubbed ! country except, perhaps, Italy. Erics- flat rock, s C. nov the 22, 1929. son, inventor of the screw propeller, l and builder of the Monitor, was a] Swede. So were Alfred Nobel, inventor j of dynamite, and De Laval, inventor' deer mr. editor:— i seat myself to drop you a few lines and tell you about how i got a had creek in my nake and my spinal | of the steam turbine and the cream collum felt like it was broke into and separator, i told my wife that i and her might Size Cash Price 29x4.40 S. S. Balloon^ $ 5.83 29x4.50 S. S. Balloons 6.65 30x4.50 S. S. Balloons 6.65 28x4.75 S. S. Balloons 7.90 29x4.75 S. S. Balloons 8.05 29x5.00 S. S.- Balloons 8.35 30x4.75 S. S. Balloons 8.30 30x5.00 S. S. Balloons 8.55 as well talk over things as i believed i was a-fixing up to pass out. but my old lady is a pretty good doctor herself, so she got a hot everybody ought to know, and three! smoothing iron and tried to iron the simple rules are fundamental—first, know what you want and list your items before you leave home, other- EDUCATION The best American I ever knew died the other day. I shall not print his name; he would not have liked the publicity. He probablly had never earned as much as $100 a month, but he sent his four children through col- panen out of my nake and back, but the more she scorched me the wusser | lege. A Cape Cod fisherman’s son, he i got, so i told her to plese stop and! was a schooner captain in the West wise your expedition may be farcial, let me go hunt a rale doctor who could j Indies trade at eighteen. At aeventy- and a failure. Second, know where to j do me some good, so i went on off up five he was hauling mail and baggage go for what you want, which means a} town in my beef waggin and hitched in his old Ford truck, preferring in- Cash Price 31x5.00 S. S. Balloons $ « gi; 30x5.25 S. S. Balloons 9.35 31x5.25 S. S. Balloons 10 *>0 29x5.50 S. S. Balloons jn 45 30x5.50 S. S. Balloons 10.65 31x6.00 S. S. Balloons 13 40 32x6.00 S. S. Balloons 13 50 33x6.00 S. S. Balloons 13.70 Goodyear Speedway Tires Size 30x81/2 . 29x4.40 ft: Cash Price 14.25 5:3s . SiM Cash Price 30x4.50 .. J6.05 7 - -c careful leading of the advertisements j him to a tellegram pole close to dr. I deperfdence to retirement, in the newspapers. Third, go after; bowmen’s offis P^ITIS A r* i'h la/T*/V ! T T n 14 » A what you want as early in the shop ping season as possible and thereby lighten the burden of pushing, pulling. praetor bizness and i went in. dr. cowro Unlettered himself, one of his sons is a professor in a Western university; one is on the Harvard faculty; a bowmen come out in his shirt daughter is superintendent of a great Phone No. 2 Vnlnc Works = R. P. Chapman, Mgr. West Main St. = .1 SS- > 'ii 'if- A-■ -