:'r ^51 PAGE TWO THE CLINTON CHRONICLE, CLINTON, S. C. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1929 “That man cheats/' said a golfer as lie entered the club-house. “He lost his liaQ in the rough and played another lutl] without losing a stroke.” “How do you know he didn't find, his ball?” asked a friend. ' | “Because I’ve got it in my pocket.” TODAY AND TOMORROW _ By Frank Parker Stockbridge even if free men consented to exter nal control of their matings, who would set the standards to Tie bred to? The authorities in charge would quarrel over that. Each group would [jRUrdlS DcfcStS o*'* when Lau-jbest ground gainers, while Adair was Olinton 18 t6 12 through the Clinton line for * I about 30 yards. good as a passer. - Laurens and Clinton have been keen r* L wTnjj JT> rivals for about ten or twelve years, Laurens and Clinton met Friday! Clinton, McFadden and Bor- msist that its own standards were afternoon in their annual football clas-1 roughs played well at ends, and Ott Clinton twice and Clinton was sic, in which Laurens was the winner I and Lawson did splendid work at Lrinner in the other contests. Last year Naturti is gradually mixing the hu- by one touchdown. It was a game welljtackles. Pitts and Boland were the!Clinton defeated Laurens, 2 to 0. man race. A million years from now, worth the while, and was enjoyed by' perhaps sooner,'as international bar-'* large number of enthusiastic snp- riers break down more rapidly, all porters from both Laurens and Clin-' mankind will be as homogenous as the ton. . ' DETECTIVES Chinese are today. Then it will be time | ^he game was played hard by both! The greatest detective system in the consider breeding up to standards from the first to the last wliis-' world is the famous Scotland Yard, i which all can agree. |^jg^ thrills were furished! which is the crime-hunting section of the British government. And the best detectives of Scotland Yard, its high ROBOTS “Rotot ■ is the name coined by a Bo- officials say, were born and riaved on hemian playwright for a mechanical I about 60 yards through the entire the farm. i man who could do everything but Laurens team for the first touchdown jfor the spectators. Joe Pitts, Clinton j captain and quarterback, made the prettiest run of the ganhe when he ran rjOOD FORTUNE loves me! Good for tune loves me not! Who knows ? Accidents are no respecters of persons! A cook kicked;at a cat and spent three mooc|u., in a hospital. A school prind*.. pal suffered blood poisoning"^ from a thom-prick received a» he handed a bouquet to a gitl graduate! Who knows! Who knows! Who knows! .<«TN think. Engineers and others now use i of the game. Later in the game he ■j There are several reasons why farm fhe term for automatic devices which circled end for about 40 yards to cross boys make good detectives, after prop- relieve the operator from the neces- the last white line, but was called back jer training. Robust health and pbysi- ^ity of thinking. Inventive science hasjivhen his interference cut one of the • jcal vigor count heavily. Farm hoys found ways to build the engineer’s Laurens boys from the rear. Clinton’s {grow up with the habit of observing brains into the maohine. The latest isecond and last score came'in the last ■ilUtle things, and most criminals are Robot is the gyroplane, full brother few minutes of;|^play when McFadden taught because of little clues which of “Metal Mike.” 'caught a pass, and Boland carried it 1 they did not notice. The habit of pa-; “Metal Mike” is the gyroscopic across. jtl€^ hard work, without expectation |steering device used on every big ship, j ^ ^ touch- '* 'itAf instant results is inerained in the more accurate than any human helms-! ’■ "L farm Ca S ,s man. Elmer Sperry, its inventor, haa do-"* »" Pa'=e,, and the ethe- boy on the farm. Catching ^ device ball. The Laurens boys played a beau- h ^sT Washing Powder mostly a job of patient, hard work. Most of all, farm boys grow up with tifu game, in which Jim Little, cap- re^ct for law and hatred of crime, of all strain except in taking off and (An Accident Policy) 1 X.- ! where the city boy, observing petty landing, infractions of the laws all around Before long starting and landing -'' -^him, tends to become tolerant of will also be under automatic control crime and criminals. ^ill be safer than motor- I ing is today. s. w SUMEREL ^TNA-IZEH . I lliillilllnilll Home Stores GOOD EATS ^ ZERO PRICES The Thrifty S H O P ERE! Where Zero (^rices Prevail We Assure You the Highest Quality Goods, Complete AsjjRrtments/ Prices Below Par. Get Ready for Thanksgiving. Take Advantage of These BIG WEEK^EI^ VALUES. Sugar, 5 lbs. for 30c Flour, 24 lbs. self-rising 95c Flour, 12 Ibsi % 50c ^ K ' ■ ■ ■■ '"y ■ ' ■ ■ ■■ Raisins, newerop, pkg 10c Pork and Bel^ 3 cans f or . . . 25c ]l Tomatoes,No.2cans. . .3for25c ]■ Coffee,guarMtead.Bure,lb.... 29c CATS Cats of the Isle of Man are famous NEW YORK because they have no tails. Somebody j Without New York City where imported long-tailed cats and the tail-:would the farmer sell his products? less ,breed is disappearing. Manxmen New York consumes one-fifth of all have begun a campaign to revive the fresh fruits and vegetables ship- old Manx strain by selective breed-jPed in the United States, according to ing. Every farmer knows how that is' Federal Bureau of Railroad Eco- inomics. Every state except the Da- Eugenists say the same process of I R®*'®**» Nebraska and Wyom- breeding up to higher standards ships green stuff to feed the me- should be applied to the human race.' tropoHs. Some folk believe that the Slave owners used to do that. But! i^h»t)itants of New York are a species apart, concerned only with mysterious '(financial operations on the stock ex change. As a matter of fact, they are I 1 mostly from the farms and small 1 towns and they still have to eat. The | they are concentrated in the tain and end, was the outstanding star. Riddle and Norwood also played a good consistent game. It is hard to pick the stars in the line for they all played well, and when it was nec essary, held like a stone wall. Both lines were about evenly matched, with USED CARS FOR SALE * ,■ 1 Pontiac Coach, 1928 $475.00 1 Chevrolet Sport Coupe .. $400.00 1 Chevrolet Coach $375.00 1 1928 Ford Coach .... $425.00 1 1929 Ford Touiing $450.00 i 1925 Tourings $135.00 4 1925 Tourings $100.00 3 1926 Ford Roadsters .... .... $150 and $175 3 1925 Ford Coupes ... .... $125 to $150 CUNTON MOTOR CO. Ford Dealers Clinton, S. C. Coffee MAXWELL HOUSE MORNING JOY 45c Rib B^con, the beat, 13c Fat Bacon, lb.. . • ri 11c i i Breakfast Bacon <; Wesson Oil, pint Sliced .No Rind, lb. 31c 25c QUAKER AND THREE MINUTE Oats pkg. 10c Rice, Blue Rose, choice, lb. 5c Rioa, Fancy Blue Rose, 4 lbs, for 25c IWIassI S. C, Bock^Groiind iVlCol Bv Water Power—-Peck ^DC Com Flakes Kellogp’^ and Post • ' 2 for 15c more they are concentrated in city, the greater their dependence up on the farmer. It is foolish to imagine that New York is not vitally concerned with every measure looking toward the im provement of agricultural conditions. AUTO.MOBILES An English maker of “baby” cars, with a six-foot- three-inch wheelbase, is starting a factory to make them in, America. American roads are now, good enough to permit little cars like that ^ go almost ^ywhere except across the continent. There are still no through routes from the Atlantic to the Pacific which have not long strentches of dirt, almost impassable in bad weather. If these “baby” cars prove popular, American makers will imitate and improve on them. That is automobile history. I Automobiles were invented in Eu rope. Gasoline cars were in use there years before any were made in Ameri ca. Europe had good roads to begin [with; rgads built to haul cannon over. ; rot Etr Tomato Catsup Gibbs Bull'Head Brand 8-dz. Net Weight 10c 5 for 19c Dcfaigon Soap, 5 for 19c Eggs, guaranty, doz. 45c y, Syrup PLOW BOY—RED TOP .'/2.Gallon- 35c Bartlett Pears, f2 for 65c Swift’s Jewel, S^mr^cket . . <; Swift’s Jewel, 4-lb. 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