1785 M College'of Charleston 127th Yaar Begins Sept. 29. j Eatrance examinations at all j the county-s<5ats on Fricfay, July i 7. at 9 a. m. { The Coll?!ge is we'l endow ed, enabling it to maintain the highest standards. It offers complete 4-Year courses in Ancient and Modern Languages, Mathematics, His tory, Economics, Science, and Engineering. Courses for B. A., B. S., and B. S. degree with Engineering. A free tuition scholarship to each county of South Carolina. Vacant Boyoe scho'arships. piv ing $100 a year and free tuition, open to competitive examination in Septenbejr. Expenses reasonable. Terms and catalogue on application. Write . jj Harrison Randolph, President. CHARLESTON, S. C. %. THE1 'CLEMSON AGRicULl UR fei?^AL COLLEGE. Enrollment Over 700?Value of Property Over a Million and a Quarter?Ninety Teachers and Of ficers. Seven full four years courses, in Agriculture, Engineering, eu. Cost per session of nine months, including all f?es, board, heat, light, laundry and necessary uniforms? $121.87. Students who are financially able, pay $40.00 tuition additional. SCHOLARSHIP AND EN TRANCE EXAMINATIONS. The College maintains 124 agri cultural Scholarships, and 43 Textile Scholarships, worth each $100.00 and free tutition. \( Students who have attended Clemson College or any other College or University, are not eligible for the echolarships unless there are no oth er eligible applicants.) Scholarship and entrance examina tions will be held at the. County Seats July 14?????? Her Patriotic Protest. . The force of natural and instinctive pride In one's country has been end lessly expressed in literatures of all times and climes, but rarely more dra matically than in the following little incident: Grieg, as every one knows, is th? musical idol of all Norwegians, a) though it has been the fashion of less talented outsiders to underrate him. One of the most indefatigable of these detractors ?vas the Germern composes Bargiel, a mar of an instinctively jeal ous nature. One day one of his pupils, a Nor wegian girl, brought for her, lesson 5 concerto of Grieg's. Bargiei tcoK it from her with a smile of most superior disdain. "But I told you to bring your music, and Grieg is no music," he said, scorn fully. "What! Grieg no" music!" wa? the Indignant reply. "Adieu, Herr Profes sor!" and she swept out of the studio never to return. -;-ft Insuring His Honefty. A shrewd old Vermont farmer came Into a lawyer's office the other day and proceeded to relate the circumstances In a matter about which he thought it would be profitable to "go to law." "You think I hev a good case?" he finally asked. "Very good, indeed!" the lawyer as sured him. " You should certainly bring suit." . "What would your fee be" fer the whoie thing?" the old farmer said. "Fifty dollars," was the prompt re spouse. The client pulled out an old wallet, extracted a roll of bills and counted out $50. "Now," he said, "you hev got all you would get out of this case anyhow; so s'pose you tell me honestly just what you think my chances of winnln' a suit are?" Compared With Chinaware. A little girl and her mother were walking down the street, when they came to a place where straw had been spread over the pavement to deadeD the noise, because of the illness of a woman living in that square. "Oh, look, mamma," cried tne little girL "What's all that hay doing out in the street?" "That's because Mrs. E.-has a tiny baby, which God just sent her," said her mother, gently, and after a moment's pause the little girl said slowly. "Gwaci?.'?. she must have been packed well!"?Philadelphia Times. Just in Time. A German shoemaker left the gas turned on in his shop one night, and upon arriving in the morning struck a match to light it. There was. a ter rific expolsion, and the shoemaker was blown out through the door almost to the middle of the street. A pasBer-by rushed to his assistance, and, after helping him to arise, inquir? ed if he was injured. The little German gazea at his place of business, which was now brrning quite brisVly, and said: "No, I ain't hurt. But I got out Bhust in time. Eh?"?Lippincott's. And the Old Man Grinned. "Duke," said the heiress, eagerly? ?'did you see father?" "Yes." "Well?" "We talked about the weather." "What? Lose your nerve again? Why don't you brace up and talk like a man??a subject of a king on whose domain the sun never sets!". "Can't," inoaned the duke. "All the time I was in your father's office he kept grinning at a big painting." "What painting?" "The Battle of Bunker Hill." His Exhibit "He tells me he is going to exhibit at the horse show." "What of it?" "Is he in the habit of exhibiting at the horse show every year?" "Well, he usually makes an ass of himself." The Accessories. "I hear you've picked up an aban doned farm." "Yep." "Genuine farmer now, are you?" "My city friends won't believe it un til I pick up some abandoned dialect" A Quick Remedy. "Your daughter is getting very round shouldered." "Well, doctor, spare no expense. What's the best way to get her to sit up straight?" "Buy her an automobile." Mildly Interested. "Emerson, your little brother has a tooth." "Indeed?" responded the Boston youngster politely. "And is it an In cisor or a bicuspid?" Wife?You promised that if I would marry you my every wish would be granted. Husband?Well, Isn't it? Wife?No; I wish I hadn't married you. "His brother is In a very shady bus iness." "What's that?" "Awnings." Wise or Otherwise. Every man has some good habits that are never found out. The faults of our neighobrs are persistently exaggerated. It is surprising how popular some people are with themselves. Jt takes a real estate promoter to make a mountain out of a molehill. A man who is too proud to beg isn't necessarily too honest to steal. A wise man can break into the fool class in a few minutes by talking too much. BARGAINS IN FUN. SORRY HE SPOKE. "Sir, I should like to work only half time during summer." "Keep right on, my boy; you are working only half the time now." NOTHING IN IT. De Poet?Ah! the delusions of child- , hood! Those were the things to charm away De Quick (Interrupting)?Nonsense! I used to have a charm for warts when I was a kid, but it wouldn't work worth a cuss! Ryan Walker. IMPERFECT EQUIPMENT. "I wonder If hunters had any kind ttt equipment in Nimrod's day!" "Of course not. They hadn't invented, . cameras and press agents in those days." "That chorus girl appears to be In a happy frame of mind." "No wonder. She has a millionaire dude on the string, and an ugly bulldo? on the chain." A HIT. The Amateur?I've shot off my goa Beveral times, and It kicked me over every time. The Guide?It must be a source o' sat isfaction to ye to know that ye brought down somethin', anyway. AtyoiKLu SKILL. The Visitor?How did your father ac quire such skill with a golf club, Willie? Willie?I think it was from practicing on me with a bedslat TO BE TRUSTED. "Papa and mamma both say I can se lect my own husband and marry any one I please." "They have a good opinion of you, haven't they? EVEN IN PORTRAITS. Dorothy?Do you think that portrait doet me Justice? Dan_There's no such thing as Justice nowadays. HIGH LIFE. Walter Wellman. PUZZLE. "I gave Charley his answer last nigfct, and the foolish boy went and got full afterward." "Did you say 'Yea' or 'No'?" HIS PROPOSAL. Bessie?A fortune teller aald I'd ba rich some day. Bert?One told me I'd marry a rich girl some day. LIGHTLY TIED; Claude?One Is almost afraid to marry these time when there are so many di vorces. Clara?That is what makes It less dangerous, I think. HAD BOTH. 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