* *.- - EWVOTE TO1 SOUITHERNTRTS, IDEMOCRAC NEWS, LITERATURE, SAND T WTS J. RICHARDSON LOGAN, WN. 0. F.aANCIS, Proprictors. VOL* V.110 SUBITERS. RIL 2dvdc VOL. VII. .SUJMTERVILLE, S.C., APRiL 26, 1853.. MISCELLANEOUS. From the Mobile Tribune. Plutarch Pictures. William C. Preston. Standing before one of the fire-places you see a tall man apparently about fifty years of age. His person is en veloped in an old plaid cloak, but you see at a glance from the anima tion of his face, and the graceful mo tion of his arms, that he is a man of mark, and he is surrounded by sev eral gentlemen, who are listening to his remarks with profound attention. Suddenly, he throws his cloak aside, and advances. The first tones of his voice fall upon your ear like the "sweet south." "I rise to advo eate the motion of my friend, Gener. -al Hayne. The giant of the west woos the bride of the south-give him the bride!" Who is he that opens his dis -course like an emperor? It is WiI liam C. Preston, and he is advocating the inicorporation of the Charleston and -Cincinnatt railroad company. This was subsequent to the meeting of -the celebrated nullifying convention -of which he was not a member-but his speech was one of the most su 'perb specimens of oratory that ev er fell from mortal lips. When he described the prosperity of England un der the influence of her incorporations, and compared them to the sails of a ship rising tier above tier, as she marched along the "mountain wave," he rose to his full height, and throwing his hands above his head, advanced a step, as if to perfect the picture. The effect was electrical; you saw the im '0--Age, and recognised the power of the Orator. This gentleman was one of the most gifted of the heroic band of nulli fiers, and subsequently became one of the most distinguished statesmen of the country, electrifying the Senate, and all ranks and classes of men, with that matchless oratory, which in its eflets was like one of those tremi sa W H 0 a man inspired! tover ing a ove the conflict of debate, ,and. bathing in sun bright excellence of his own glorious intelleet. His speech. es during the nullification controver 5), eclipsed everything since the time of Patrick lenry, "the forest born Dem esthenes, who shook the Phillip of the seas." His first speech in the Sen ate of the United States was highly complimented by his opponents, par tieularly by Forsyth, who said that that he could well believe the blood of Henry flowed in the veins of the eloquent Carolinian. And such in pment of the germ, and thus dis. :over the secret of its revolutions." 'To what will that serve thee ?" vas the reply. "Thy planet is only little grain in the u iverse:-ana yze it ! but know thli&tentil, thy ca4ornzation (umw ~ thou :omeWI on the o i-61isI n',di Of n this noi aiy other littlo grain in lie creation. Here, take this bag, inalyze what is in it, and tell me Yhat thou findest." In groaning iway he added, in a jesting manner: 'understand me well, my , analyze t-hemically !" Hloh glad was I hat I had again egnething to ana yze. Now then, 'thon ;fit I, let us ake more care; it may glitter ; and f it glitters, then certainly it is the in, or else a fixed star. As I opened the bag, I discover. d. contrary to my expectation, a )ook, not in a dazaling, but in a plain, imple binding. The language and *ype were unlike those known, and mlthough the draughts of many lines een hastily, seemed intelligible, vet n examining them more closely, they )nly became the more entangled. A.ll that I was able decipher was he title page : "This analyze, my !on, cew)ically, and tell me what hou discoverest." I must confess, I felt puzzled in ny vast laboratory. HIow was I to xamine the vast contents of a book .hemically ? The contents of a book ire forsooth its meaning ; and a hecmical analysis would here be the mnalysis of rags and the work of riters. While I refleted thus, a ray of ight flashed upin me, and I lnshed rresistibly. "Oh !" cried I, louder mdt louder, "'I undecrstandl, I under ;tandl ! Immortal being ! forgiv'e oh. forgiv'e mec / I enmnprehendl by kind reproach. Thanks to tho Eternal, that I can comprehend him!' [ now becames indcscribably agita ed1 andl then awoke. IUIrmsA NxrruueW hen a wild1 Tark attemptis to3 steail a kiss fronm a Nantudct girl, s.he says, 'comoin sheer ff, r 'll sphl your mainlSdil withi a The Ih kton girls hold stU1tiunt il be r isewe thylare lip all t once, nd say,'l thin youlight t When-i a young ebopi steauls a kiss rman A Ilany girl], she sayvs, 'I ree di its moy turn inow,' andlf gives himi ai oux on the ear t hat hie dlon't Ihrget in Whena~ a elev er fellow steainls a k iss ,Iushecs and says niothuing. In I lnsylvaniiia, Vwen a flernale is lu ted ~ wvi th a buss5, she put on hon. let andI I ha1wI, andl~ answereith , 'I am iStoniishedi at Ihy aIssuranlce', JebIediah,1 mdi for this induignit~y will -nw theec Thle Western ladies, how ever, are ;o funid of k is.-ing, that when sazlutedJ :n one cheek, they instantly presenI lhe other. Smooth and pleasing speeches, and tmall endenvoen alwayn inr1 fanon, Grant Thorburau to the New York Sun. RIWnt to Merchants, Maried Zen and Bachelors. First, To Baohelors. Having seen the building of almost every house in this great Metropolis, I must have been slow indeed not to have learned something of men and their manners for the last half cen tury. "As I sat in my tent door, in the cool of-the day with the pleasures of memory I retraced the years of twenty-two to twenty-five. I thought to myself, were I to live my life over again, I would just manage my treaty of peace, amity and con cord with the asses after the same mode and form which I pursued six years ,ago; therefore, my young friends, I will just describe the pro. cess, and say unto you, Go and do likewise. When I emerged from the cottage wherein I first drew breath, in cot land, I looked on the daughters of men, and saw they were fair, I resolved that as soon as I could earn one shilling sterling per day, I would enter a life of copartne-ship with one of these native beauties. What God makes beautiful, it is for man to ad mire; and perceiving by statistical tables, that God sent annually into the world an equal proportion of men and women, I therefore thought, it must be his law thot every man should have his mate at once; leaving future provision and - consequences to Him who hangs creation on his arm, and feeds her at his board. It i fift-fiveryears since I ratified ,reat of. ao m% * ton-t . reget the contranct 1oC did I ever lack a loaf in the pantry, or a dollar in my purse, when God sent another mouth (and he sent me thirty of them craving little mortals,) he always sent food- to fill it. With regard to courtship, it is the easiest thing in the world. Love is the language of nature. The veri est fool, if he cannot pronounce, he can speak it with his eyes, and wo men are nice interpreters.--When first thinking of these affairs, I re solved in my own mind never to spend an hour in private conversa tion with any young woman till I had determined on taking to myself a wife; and also, never to spend an hour with any other woman except she was the one, whom, above all others in the world, I wished to make my wife. On this principle ,I practised and prospered. Tnere is nothing to be gained by hanging round a sensible woman for months, talking words without wis. dom, repeating opera gossip, or play house slang- You mistake the sex, if you wish to gain their favor by this means. While you they are smiling at your small wit, they are only laughing at your great lly. I have sojourned with ladies, who had wore conse in their little fingrer,. than yon could squecze from a dozen of such brainless heads, as you see daily, leaning on the door posts and lintels of the Astor-, for supp~ort. If you wish to gain the affections of a virtuous woman y ou must spcak to her in the words of ''truth and soberness;'' if you do not, you have no business in her company; ladies often suffer martyrdom when from politeness or pity they are compelled to sit for hours, hearing, (not listen ing to) the small talk of some biped on whom Madam Nature had been toiling all day to form his handsome person but getting tired of the job by -sundown, had rolled him from her work bench forgetting~ to put brains in his head. As I said before, Mr. Bachelor, if you don't want that lady to become yonr wife, the sooner you take your self off the better; you perb'aps see at distance a worthy, modest, qjuie., bashful young man, who would gladly give a dollar per minute for the next half hour, could he only occupy the place on the sofa which you now fill with your useless identity; if you wish that lady to become your partner for life, tell her so like a man of sense. She does not want a monkey without nerve, muscle, sinew, or brain in his frame; and whose most prominent point of distinction is, wild goats' beard prospecting from the neither circle of his under lip; she wants a strong arm to lean on fnr support andi protection; she needs a man of mind, who will elad, guide, cherish, and protect her on their life's journey. I need not say what the woman should be, for, as I think, she is the most perfect subject of all creation's plan, as Burns speaks of nature. Her prentice, hand she tried on man, And then she made the lassies, 0. Having just learned that Mary and you are agreed on the preliminaries of a matrimonial treaty, I will only remark in conclusion, and by way of encouragement, that if you, sir, be have to your partner like a man of sense, while you walk together by the way, her love will never fail, the honey-moon will never wane, but shine brighter, till you put up at the last lun by the wayside- the GRAVE. I speak from fifty years experience. GRANT THoRBURN. FANNY FERN's BEST THIN.-We think Fanny Fern never wrote a bet ter pair of paragraphs than following from the Olive Branch. 'Look on this picture, and then on .that. 'Father is coming!' and little round faces grow long, and merry voi ces are hushed, and toys are hustled into the closet, and mamma glances nervously at the door, and baby is bribed with a lump of sugar to keep the peace; and father's business face relaxes not a muscle; and the little group huddled like timid sheep in a corner, and tea is despatched as silent ly as if speaking were prohibited by the statute book, and the children creep like culprits to bed marvelling that baby- dare crow so loud, now that 'Father has come.' 'Father is coming!' and the bright eyes sparkle for joy, and tiny feet dance with glee;: and eager faces press against the. window-pane, ald b'evy of rosy lips claim kisses at .th. door, and picture-books lie unrebiked on the tableiad 9psiand - A h olla sViays her soft "k 4ugainb ternal whiskeis with the most" r less 'abandon,' and Charley gets a love pat for his 'medal,' and mamma's face grows radiant, and the evening paper is read (not silently but aloud,) and tea, and toasts, and time vanish with equal celerity, for jubilee has arrived, and 'Father has come! AN INFERNAL RETORT.-Somebody, to the writer of this unknown, tells a joke that may be worth printing, ev en after making a reasonable deduc tion for the risk of its being old. In a small town in one of the coun ties of Ohio, a stranger rode up to the door of a tavern and having dismount ed, ordered a stall and oats for his luose. A crowd of loafers-that class of independent citizens who are nev er equal to decent even except on elec tion day-swarmed about the bar room door and steps, waiting to be invited up to the counter. Among this crowd the stranger's business was at once a subject of impertinent specu lation. One fellow. more impudent than the rest, made free to inquire of the traveler what occupation he fol lowed; to which the latter replied that his business was a- secret for the pres ent, but that he would probably make it known before leaving town. Ihaving spent a day or two look ing round, visiting the places where whiskey was sold, and making vari ouis inquiries as to the amount, retail. ed, the number of' dogs kept by men whose children never went to school or had enough to eat-after, in short makc 1mg a comiplete moral inventory of the town, he concluded to leave, and having mounted his horse was about to he ofn," when his inquisitive friend, urged on byv his associates stepped up and said, "See here Captain, you prozmised to tell us your business be fore you left, and we'd like to hear from you on that po(int." "WVell-' sa'id the stranger--'l am an Agent for the Devil-Pm hunting a location for h-Il and am glad I've found a place where it will not bie necessary to remove the present inhabitants!" Ries~ BLANcMANc.-This form an excellent accompainment to pre servc% of any kind, or to baked ap ples. It is made as follows; Put one teacupful of whole rice into half a pint of cold water, when the rice cracks, or begins to look white, add one pint of' milk and a quarter of a pound of loaf sugar. Iloil it until the rice has absorbed the whole of the milk, stirrig it frequnt ly the whole time. Pt it in a mould and it will turn out when quite cold. If preferred hot, it may be again made warm by being placed im the oven for a short time. It may be flavored with lemon, cinna mon, &o., but is most wholesome without,,.and forms both an eleganti and very economical dish at.ig time Tn AFRwiC . 0 YoRIC.-Ail persons fis of philanthropy it' thieir . must have thut feeling dl witnessing the poverty and tion in which the Afrieatl rac01 -in this city. Systematies from all mechanical persuit, pelled from almost sit the positions they-were once flo hold here, they nave e'enitl ces filled by German' aniiish now there are not more th a a dozen occupations in can engage. Even as wai our hotels-one of the last an stroungbolds left them-thejl .. that they are constantly losing rou& by the abler competitions Of.n grants from Europe. This exalso of the negroes from -almost. branch of industry has had its n- q. ral effect in thining their numbers.: And while during the last ten .yean they have increased in. the- m" States at the ratio of t cent, the negro population off State has fallen from fifty to seven thousand.- . . M A LAWYER'S AND A PRIESTs i REsTITUTION.--n Chicago a e days ago, one of the most distinguish ed lawyers in that town was waited on by Bishop Vandaveld and. Fath McElhern, of the Catholic Churcj presented with eight dollars, which' bishop said was a restitution dL the lawyer by oI e of Father MOZI hem's flock, for a wrong done to iin to that amount.. "What was.. the nature oft wrong, or by whom it was done bishop and priest refused of eb