% .in 111 i>iiiiiiii.r?i. iiw>.M!w? I xi '' 'WLi11'. ?? m >>.?'j !*m*??w? VOL. XII. LEXIX(iTOX, SOUTH CAROLIK^^mESDAY^^^AI'Ci'^'r ^ TU'?, ^1882. 41. THE LEXINGTON DISPATCH, iTBLiSnED EVKUY WEDNESDAY IS if itioiH'rcif ??#. 51 a r ma a* LEXINGTON, C. H., S. C. ri:ir>r.< of n;>pri>tx. One copy on** ye ir 5*1.*>0 six months 75 " " three mouths SO .47/1 'Eli T1SI V'r HA TEA. Advertisements will be inserted at tlie rate of 7"** per square ot one inch space lor lirst insertion, and 50c per square lor each snl>N' pient insertion. Liberal contracts made with those wishing to advertise for three, six or twelvemonths. Marriage notices inserted free. Obituaries o/vr /'(*;?.% charged for at regular advertising rates. Address, G. M. II VKMaN, Editor and I'roprietor. TOG DAYS. i The dog days are upou us, The hottest of the year; And candidates are looming up, All o'er the district here. Some are run by "bosses"-Some are stannch and true; And will not yield their manhood, j Nor their politics eschew. Take warning all ye bosses, And list to what we say; Or at our next election, The deuce may be to pay. Ths Newspaper in a Farm House, j i People who live in the great thoroughfare, where they have access to! u. two or three dailies and a half-dozen 1 weeklies, do not fully nj predate the value of a newspaper. They come indeed, to look upon them us uec??sii ties, ami they as cheerfully do without their morning meals as their morning mail. But one must b? far off in the country remote froul the "maddening crowd," to realize the full luxury of a newspaper, I The - but one newspaper a week, does 'uux giauco ove^ tits co'umns hurriedly, with au air of impatience, as does the merchant or lawyer. He begins with the beginning and reads to the close, not permitting a news item or an advertisement to escape his eye. Then it bus to be thumbed by each member of , the family looking for things in which ! he or she is most interested. The daughters look for the marriage! notices, and are delighted if thej< editor his treated them to a love story. The son who is just about to ; engage i:: fanning, with the enthusiasm that will carry him far iu advance of his father, reads all the crop reports, and has a keen eye for improved modes of culture. The younger members of the family come iu for the amusing anecdotes and scraps of fuu. All look forward to | *lO..* ulio'l twinnr fhp miner CLJ*." UU > UJUt t;tiuu ?/4 O I i'* " ' with the liveliest anticipations, and if by some unlucky chance it fails to conic, it is a bitter disappointment. One can hardly estimate the amouut of information which a paper that is not onlv read but studied, can carrv : into a family. T* ey have, week by week. real its vastlipncerns. ' It is 1h poor man's library, and furnishes a> n.Uvii mental food as he has time to consume and digest. No one who has observed how much those who ar?; far away from the places; where men most congregate value. their weekly paper can fail to join iu j invoking a blessing on this means of intellectual enjoyment. : ?T::i: Nr.w Gold- Certificates.? j Acting Secretary of the Treasury, I French, on the 10th iust., received a telegram from Secretary Folger, who is in New York, instructing him to hasten the issue of gold certificates in accordance with the provisions of the national hank Act, which directs the Secretary of the Treasury to receive deposits of g'ld coin in sums not less than t wenty doliars, and to issue certificates therefor. There has already been a large deinaud for these certificates. They will be ready for issue in a few days. The Assistant Treasurer at New York states that all the banks will probably make lar^e and rapid ofo-rings of their gold for the new certificates. How Sho Got Even. They toil a story of a would bo fituny broker, who Just season adopted a most fiendish method of getting even with one of the chronic tiirts who arc said to make tlie piazzas here lively later in the season. He I obtained half a doz.-u energetic crabs from the fishing beach, and watching for an opportunity when no one was iu n particular tank except the inconsistent fair object of his vengeance, i be dropped iu the crustaceans (way : up term for crabs). The young lady ? 5 i i COUlluatru Lfi nuiai r-.iuixo ! (jam up term for paddling a few minutes longer, when sho suddenly (.uttered a bloodcurdling shriek, ami was helped up the ladder with a crab hanging on to her pink little too. She had several consecutive epileptic fits while the marine corn doctor was being removed. The Mephistophelean glee of the broker, however, gave him away, and for fear of some counter-trick he decided to bathe early in the morning thereafter. A few d iys after that the bath house keeper was startled by some terrific yells, and hastily entering the tank-house he 1 oheld the broker llcuuidering out with a big, jugged-toothed spring rut-trap clenched on his heel. "Who the deuce put this horrible thing in the water?" roared the broker. "I did, sir." sweetly replied the crabbed young lady aforementioned, stepping out of a bath-room. "I put it there to catch those horrid ctabs, you know." The broker went home on a crutch. Must Drir.k or Die. i W ben tbe use of alcoholic liquors reaches a point whore a man must b:e power which tbe appetite for intoxicuuts has over its slaves is vividly illustrated in the following incident: One wintry afternoon a trembling man entered a tavern in new Hanipspiro carrying a small package of clothing. Going to the bar he said: "Laudlord, I am burning. Give me a good glass of gin." The landlord pointed to :t lino of i chalk marks and said: "Johil, you see the old score?not another drop until that is paid." The poor wretch glared fiercely at the man behind the bar. "Landlord, von don't mean that. You have got my farm, you have go! tnv tools. All that I have got in this world is in this little bundle of clothes. Please, landlord, give me just one glass of gin for them." "I don't want your old clothes," calmly answered the man. "Pay tinold score first." The drunkard staggered back, and a gentleman near said: "What will vou give me for enough to buy two glasses o/ gin ? I .see you have a good pair of h.?i> cu your feet. Will yon gi ? ajc- yo;i> boots., for ten cents ^ The miserable w :-.t. it a moment, then ??:r . "Stranger, if I give you the boots I must go out in the snow barefooted. If I give yon the bo;its I shall I'm ? ato death; if ! don't give them to yon I shall burn to death. Stranger, it is harder to burn to death than to freeze to death: give me the gin ami you may have the boots." He sat down and began to draw them off. The gentleman did not, however, intend to take them, but he was testing the strength of the terrible appetite. Others were looking on and they said the man should have his gin. They supplied him liberally, and he drank all he could and took ail the rest away. When night came he drank the last drop, and lie went - 1 * Tim fnO lb../ t<> Sleep ii: w.iiLi. ? cnme ami took the poor man in his arms, ami next morning he was found in the barn frozen to death. '"Oh! thou invincible spirit of wine, if tliou hast no name to be known by, U-t ticall thee Devil I" (Jen. It. I'. Vance has be. n renominated for Congress from N. C. ^t,t wrarfin For the Dispatch. .1//*. A'///< / ;?As the primary election th" people's safeguard ; is drawing uc.ir, it behooves every voter to scrutinize the actions of the candidates before making out his ticket. \V?* have county officers who have discharged their duties faithfully, and, so fur as i know, lmvo given universal satisfaction. We have others who have bc? n partial and oppressive, and instead of being public servants, assume the mien of masters. Those who have impartially and faithfully /I fltuit* /lnfiiuc en mil/? !\n * I J t >v? 111< J v? t ii via *nui\.o i;ijvuuv? w iv elected, provided they are still the people's choice, while those who have boon partial, bigoted and illiberal, .should be left oat. I have a few qne;ios for the County Commissioners, li-iw many Commissioners were present when the building ol the bridge at or near Mr. Daniel Draft's was let out ? What amount was paid for it, and how was it advertised? Is there any particular mode of advertising mijoined by law concerning the lettin-,' out of bridges when the amount exceeds $1<'U, and is it necessary for more than one Commissioner to he. present when letting out such a bridge? 'JYli the voters if, wheu you lot out the bridge at Haves', across Dig Hollow ('reek, you did not require [ the timber to be ail heart, and when i you received and paid for it were the : of rnofove i\f 1 11 l t 0 T..11 me if von were iutiuenced bv anv one' " i in making the change iu the Cherokee Head east of Rocky Creek. Did you not know.,that I was absent, or were : you not informed that I would be absent. the day the change was finally ! made? Did you give the Ro:ul Overseer authority to cut as much of my ! timber or as many of the trees that; ujy little boys trimmed as he, iu his' malice, chose to pile in the road, re- j gardless of my protestations, and was i autat leatL-ttae oi *>? ?? j **** ... fc'jsvr iTr*i ur> proicssional man to make the change in the road? pave you a petition in your possession to justify you iu making the change? It" so, I am anxious to know who diose petitioners are. 1 thought my title was genuine, but }"OU cut off a part of my land, to the great delight of my enemies, and perhaps you think you have done a great deed,. but I indulge the hope that the coming primary will convince at least one of your number (the cussy one) that he is not yet the great hub around which the w hole of Lexington re-. volvcs. I have one consolation?re Il.otli /? ttill #\f *-v4 ? Lro vnn * I I J UU l* * * j'l.H'V v "Hi \MVI KM1V ' \UetribiUi?.u, though sometimes slow,, is sine." I expioss 1:1 v sincere thanks to: those citizens who, rather thau obey", t uc man-lutes of the Commissioners, highwaymen, overseers, n my premises, paid their lines. Gentlemen, 1 can now only , thank for respecting my l ights, j. hoping tnat yon have cast your bread noon th: waters to return :na;iv days ; i , . i' hence, aid Unit your money may re-j turn tet iold. You certainly did a'' jh- 'ter#ifced than you thought you for while you respected | ( yon ga\?.- t;)0 otTicers of the lat^^Msni rem.L-o, which may yet * ^ ( te-uni t sill tnat 'hey ar is harmless. It contains i;.> uciir it, ami is pronounced by} ^ those vo have used it to be the best i I a cleaneiml jin existence. It I is espi-'thy adapted for cleaning and polishi' silver, jewelry, plated ware, I _ minor windows, show cases, nickel plate, ass, britania, white paint, and ! for t inure it has no o innocent, as he slid otl" for nt the hi n I ]J A Druggist's listaks. 1 j Two frh-nds nan* Parker anil Ferris, of Denver, fj-ng somewhat j I oppressed, went inb a drug store ! and asked the irutuai ate clerk for ' two small doses of Mchu. Having 1 swallowed tho same iy started for home. They had uojrcceeded far .when Frtris began twit Parker upon the exfraordi"*?- and unbecoming hue which Li. face had assumed, under the uiTreuce of the :. ... .. r . . . bent. ion [invent ilea to boast ; of," 1 dot ted Parker; is about as red as a fellow's ^^conld get without breaking o^^ The two friends hen halted, off exchanged more elaborate enlivens upon the appearance of each < t^r's faces, as a result of which the-concluded to uiako the quickest tri* co the drug store on record. Titer* the obliging clerk forthwith dicoveid that ho had given them belladony^bnstead of buchu. A physician happened to be in the shop at the time,?ud by his assistance a couple c- valuable lives were saved. The c 1 j;t11 last liiyht, iUtn, at .\ewnan, (?a , ' .vherc he was carried for safe kecnn^, ami lmng by a party of seventyive men. lie was tried by the crowd md confessed that he and another 1 nan had committed the deed. 1 1 An old man with a head as desti- c ute of hair as a watermelon, entered * , drug store and told the Jerk ho ^ ranted a bottle of hair restorer. * What kind of hair restorer do you I refer?" "I recken I'll have to take bottle of red hair restorer. That as the color of my hair when I was s boy." n e Hi..hi.v Kstkkmkd.?The youthful ? olor and a rich lustre are restored to ( uled or gray hair by the use of Par- ii er's Hair Balsam, a harmless dress- p ig highly esteemed for its perfume p nl purity. 4.'} <; } A pure strengthening tonic, free a] om whiskey and alcohol, cures dvs-, C * j ,'psia and similar diseases. It has ru ver been e?]u:dled. Brown's Iron ;ai itters. 1 tl A Lunatic's Letter. A day or two a?jo our County Treasurer received through the | o>t office a letter postmarked Dicatur, 111., directed as follows: "Post master attention To The Treasure (of the State or Court bouse in Greenfield South Carolina (this matter) It is the Propi-rti?? of ibe Governor of the State of South Carolina." Enclosed was the following letter, evidently from its incoherent sty!,and the peculiar wild scatt.-rin<; Ism..1 writing, the v-'ork lunatic: Divvrn; I:.:. July LiSih 1 -SS'J To the Tresnre in tbo State house in Greonfield South Carolina Your honor arid dignity 1 Got a million of Dollars in the State h>>u-e in your Hand T am the Grand S ?n of Jacob Williamson Jacob Williamson was a million air. be is dead 1 am the only legitimate and 1 -win! nir on toj) of this plunate. Your Honor Send to my address to the- Postofiice one million oi dollars. Jacob Williamson's name is in the Coort house in Loranoo District, in South Carolina The name to which you will send one million of Dollars is iJ.-v. W. A. D. Williamson I will write tin' name out in full: "Notice, 1 lev. William Anderson District Williamson" Puisiuess President of Colleges Worthy Treasure I will Semi a postal card to The governor of the State of South Carolina, and he will give you or?Icrs to do so Jacob Williamson my Grand Father, held the deed to thr District of Dormice South Carolina on account of which I'v got J.OOO acres of land rite here. Worthy Treasure yon wiil please consult The Governor of the Stale of South Carolina one million of dollars Cash is due the Rev. William Andcrsiiii ? ...... Colleges, I want the money now I reply to lightning It is Lightning that I am speaking to It is to the Tr. asur in the State house in Greenfield South Carolina English Decent. ? s>i:ig to where the church stood, en.cred the open door. The minister at that moment was beginning his sermon. Fixing his eyes upon Lis faflc-r tielittle fellow waddled up the aisle in his night clothes until directly opposite the pulpit, when he Limited, and looking up at him called out: 'T des you fordot me! J.in-: Mi:mht <-k I* oi.i.v Id wan mtil yon are in bod with disease you n:iv not get over fur months, is the might of folly, when you might ho ' tasily cured during the early sympoiiis by Parker's (iinger Tonic. V.'e 1 uive known sickly families male the lealtbicst, by a timely use of this lure medicine.? : Governor-elect Thompson i: a very ' trong Episcopalian, as is ev.-ty other I lemher of the coming rulmiiji.-traiion t xcept the Hon. John C. Shepherd, y ho is a Baptist . The llev. Elii-m : 'apers, the nominee for Stare Super- t l 1 ??. ?r is i : . ... i : .... ueiiuL'ui ui j- iii'j n i'hi, i> ;uj j ;il clergyman, and for many years ! nst the rector of a largo pari; h in < ireeuvilie. (itu. M.inigault, Me:-. > n files, Stouey and Richards.>11 at. i II commnnicants of the Episcopal j hnrcb. Col. Lipscomb is not a s leinber of any church, hut his wife ii :id children are devout m? rubers of t iii Episcopal Church. Miscellaneous. i .it* ii"t for any consideration. Tit-re were ill deaths from yellow fever i:i Havana last week tip to Thursday ni-ht. The Democratic Convention for the f*!: District of (.Jeorgirt took l.'ti billlot s he fore making ;i nomination. Statisticians <>f Texas say her corn crop this year will amount to 14,000,("Ht, i nshel;:. This is six times -renter that: ever b< tore. p. elective medicine f-r kidnr\ dise:i |cs, low fevers ami nervous prostratiou, am.I well worthy of a trial, is 1 >r< iwt:'.- Iron Hitters. At < )r:i: gohnig on Thursday lust t!:? > Congressional Convention of the l'iist district unanimously nominated Hon. S timiel Dibble for Congress. The French Director of tho Dois aiding Arubi Pacha's gov? !ri:t in his rebeliotis war against the iluvj>ti:t:i nn?l Jiritish governments, by famishing him with supi i; .. \ h :?4N. If Sivannah river nm>l is a good fertilizer, then the people of Augusta should grow immensely. There has been enough taken in through the water in 111 list three weeks to make ii mm ;n fail as :i telegraph pole.?. ,\H /'/ '/ A' /' .'. An < man kissed his neighbor's wife while assisting her to move some furniture. Afterwards hewas tilled v.illi remorse, and, like Judas, went and hanged himself. Kissing does not atiVet South Carolina men that way, however. A const met ion train on the South Carolina Paiiwav was ditched near Ibanchville on the 10th. Tho accident was caused by running over a cow. Hnginc-f r .Armstrong was the .?.le oer?()n killed, and several rail road employees were slightly hurt. lynched near Lancaster C. H. on the Nth instant for an attempted rape on the person of a white girl, which he confessed. Another colored man was lodged in jail at the same place on the same day, for raping a mulatto girl. Win u rr Thisi.y??Saluda Factory telephoned us yesteaday that they could supply the new mills at (i!t.-eiiville with their yarn, but that freights to (ireenviiio were 45 ceuts a hundred and to Boston 44 cents, making it referable to ship North.? shy 1 ! '/,. S'p;ire W. F. Sawyer of Aiken, the "old war hor?e" of McTier, said at a barbecue: Although he was an autistoi-k law man, that lie would kill every cow he had, and throw in a couple of mules to hoot to linisll the job, before he would poll a Radical, Independent or (irttubucl: vote. A young-Vi-r was sunt by his parent t'< talm a [ iter to the postoiiicd and pay 'in- r on it. Tile boy returned !i:_;'n!v ; intuit and said, "Father. 1 s ;? of the most heart rending lr-ei hoccurred in our city lust Saturday afternoon that it has ever u.i-ii our duty t<> roeord. Two little x.vs. Berry and John Wilson, aged >'ctivoly about seven and live ems. and s >ns of Messrs. J. F. and >. 1'. WilftJi.', were sent hv the latter > his father's I>rifk yard to get a air ft'.-he.es, and ujron reaching the rich yard t!?e little hoys climbed :: a !;*. :w slab that was lying rn two i;og.>!:?.;id.s, and in disaonnting it is supposed that Berry uii:j-t-.I down lin t, which caused the lab to hill to tho ground, one end of t striking little John on the hack of he lo ad ami crushing his skull.? 1 mb \"li /e.'"7e/?7(,v,-. 1A Sad Story of a Wrecked Life. The most thrilling and sadly suggestive temperance lecture i.s the sight of a once noble, talented mau, . left in ruius by intoxicating drink. A Washington paper tells of a ragged beggar, well kuown in the streets of that city, who once held an important command in the army, having been promoted for personal bravery, from a cavalry Lieutenant to nearly the highest rank in military service. Ono night, rot long ago, when he had Iwc" -sful i:i beggii.L' ic-iu-.v - - i . i i-.:.. - to snte tns craving, auu wuno iviog helplessly drunk in the rear part of a Third Street saloon, some men thought to play a joke on him by stealing his shirt, and proceeded to strip him. Underneath his chirt, and suspended by a string from his neck, was a small canvas bag, which the men opened and found it contained his commission as Ike vet Major General, two congratulatory letters- -one from (len. (irant and one from President Lincoln? a photograph of a little girl, and a curl of hair?a "chestnut shadow" that doubtless one day crept over the brow of some loved one. When these tilings were discovered, ; even the li.-rif-driinken men who found*them felt *a ^ respect, for tho mau's former greatness, and pity f<>r his fallen condition, and quietly returned the bag and its contents to , where they found them, and replaced the sleeper's clothes upon him. When a reporter tried to interview tbo man, and endeavored to learn something of his life iu the past few years, be declined to eommuuicate anything. Ho cried like a child when told how his right named and former , position were ascertained, and, with tears trickling down his cheeks, said: ' For God's sake, sir, don't publish (. dei/nidation, ?r my name, at least, if you are determined to say something about it, It is enough that I know myself how low I have become. Will you promise that much? It will do no good, but will do my friends a great deal of harm, as, unfortunately, they think I died iu South America, where I went at the close of the war." Intemperance and the gamingtable, he said, had wrought his ruin. Ex-Treasurer Whites Returned. July H 1st a warraut was sworn out before Trial Justice Carlisle by David w.-.w, i m iii pp? c.\Treasurer L. 13. Whites, with embezzliug ?-S.7U0 of public money. Upon this warrant the Governor issued a requisition upnu the Governor of Alabama and placed it iu the hands of Messrs. David Hipp aud Adam Aull, who started at once for Alabama. They returned Tuesday with Captain Whites, lit; has not been iiupris >md, but is in el large of his bondsmen, aud is free to go where he chooses. The only purpose in bringing him back is to get u settlement of the atl'aiis of his office, so as to ascertain exactly how matters stand and what and where the liabilities are. Captain Whites would have come back in a few days of his own accord had ho not been seut for. He had made his arrangements to come and had written to several persons that he would lie hack the 15th or lGth instant, Xrirln'm/ H' fftUl, I<). A L.ut Gkavk.?.Should two Lapps be on a journey aud one die, the stir vivor must try to tind a witness, unless the deceased bo his father or his relative, in such case he is beyond suspicion. If no witness be within reach the Lapp straightway digs a hole in which to place the body, and utters the words, "Siimorom o' Boghorn," "At peace with God," adding the simple, reverent prayer, "Pomeni i ! oe? ?.rwl ftiMffwvaio nAltu*