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[ From the Rural Sun. ] ! A Ural and Itirail Sermon lor Binprovident ra nucix. H V HOAZ. Children have you any meat?? John, chapter?verse?, I once heard an old minister preach a funeral sermon from this text, and he said that it could be found somewhere In John. I don't know whether I he told the truth or not, but, tor the l j purpose of this sermon, I will he rash ' enough to take for granted that lie did. 1 do not remember that I ever saw it there, to my shame perhaps he it said ' but if my present hearers know as lit tie about the matter as I do, I can assert with assurance, on the authority of our beloved brother of a peculiar persuasion, that the text is there, and . none of you can say aught to the contrary. Therefore I will say to you, my scaly hack auditors, that my text ? is in John, ami wo unto you and your .1 i ?. - i-i i g I i 1111? 11 i;il, ?W!U UMM) yuur CI11HIITH'1 j children for coming generations ad infinitum, if you give not greater heed to that which your humble prcachist j lias to say about the passage then to - the particular locus in quo the beauli. ul language. was originally written whether in the Bible or almanac or the dictionary, or any book under the , sun. But the word "originally" brings inc back to the orgiu ol iny remarks, and forces out of my burdened heart the pathetic inquiry, v . O ClflLORUX, 11A V ? VOU ANY MI'AT r Before proceeding to unveil th0 I mysteries and to elaborate the bounties ot my text in all their intricate ramilicut'ion**, I feel constrained to say that M I suspect our peculiar brother misap 'I nrehi>mli>tl lha mmininir /-?!' ?!?? ! >? - . - - - v.. w ...uitia* II L, VI UVV 1 I I ? l O .1 guage, as he mood in the midst ol tlm weeping relatives of the delunoL whos^ j luiicr.il he was preaching, and, with is eyes turned skyward, propounded the searching inquiry, unless perad venturei is he had failed in obtaining his main*' tinal repast, in whieh event it was na. is tural that he should liave been more ^ thouglitful ol the comforts ol his crav a- ing stomach, than to the bereaved 0 hearts of his hearers. J am not preaching a funeral sermon my beloved, but L* verily I say unto you, that a failure t?: ijr give proper heed to the teachings ol ^ this beautiful text will be a public in. i- vitalion to the funeral ot your fortunes S" your farms and your country, and yo !- will wander through the laud, like (lit [)| lean and melancholy ghost that chase: i- along the Hiver Styx without the casl " to pay the terrage, and your voice: will be heard, like the voice of tin jd Hebrews by the rivers of Babylon !t. uowiing t.<> every passing breeze, til CI11LD11EN HAVE you ANY MEAT? \. Awake, therefore, ye .slothful agvi VH eulturist, awake, and lend me you I ears, while I elucidate and fructil; iis the everlasting trut hs that corruscotl along the everlasting crests of my text re like?like?like?plague it, like. [? ) "John Jirown s soul that still marcho on." nb I propose, then, to consider th meaning of the words in this beantifu 11- passage, in a two-lold light. its I? INDIVIDUALITY. l'h TT (J. 11 ?COLL ncn V ELY. I would remark that there aitj onl, two words in the text which I deem i necessary to individualize, and t j catch the true ring of, as the raise ih- calcholh the ring of his coin before h 1,11 drops it into bis old sock and bids i ui 1 eel under the hearth, and those tw }y words ore "children" and "meat, lie ] opine, my beloved, that the wor children in the text hsti a much broade signification than that segment ot th Ik M ion n I'll ? I ??!-? < l-? ?11 ? j J. ijuiiihii hhiiiij wiiieu 1.111! (?1<1 WOITlJin I the country spank, with impunity, an \\. glwy 'n f'10 Llessed consciousnes oJ that they can do it again il they war eo. I am persuaded that in the fu ire r a amplitude of its height depth, it 'I'" length and its breadth. ?t includes e\ Its e. ... 11m ry native born American citi/.ei irs white and black, blue, and yellow an re- ' ' J gray, male and female, old and youi>? ,p- together A'ith all ihe rest of man an woman on the face of this ti.no-houn earth, and I do not think, therefor* my benighted lriends, that L would b oU six etching my imagination too lar if 13 T)V rC'JLX -X .An Indopei WA YHOKO, S. C., TU; wore to venture the assertion that it includes even you. The word "meal'' nicancth not alone the aggregated globules which forineth the fleshy portions ol' the corporeal tabernacles in which the spiritual essences of the beasts ol llie field, the fowls of the air, and the fish of thc deep "live and move and have their being," but to every eatable thing under the sun which the tongue of man hankereth after, or which he hidcth beneath the broad bosom of bis abdominal ocean, for it is said "his meat was locust and wild honey." I say, therefore, my brethren, that meat hear means "vittles" whether it be "chicken tixins" or "Hour doiiis," ham bones or corn dodgers, pickle pork or biled cabbage and I challenge the un iversal creation to refute tlio correct, ness of my doctrin. Judging by tho shine of your eyes, my hearers, that you have imbibed my meaning thus far, I will now proceed to the second head and take a bird'g eye view of my subject. COI.l.ttOTI V KI.Y. Having eliminated the true doctrine involved in the words children and meat. It is easy to arrive at the collective meaning n{ the whole passage, and instead of saying, children, have you any meat, we may express the same sentiment in the more artistic and poetical paraphrase, o! FA 1 my sell into an angel and soar with tin 1 speed of thought throughout the length ami breadth ol this Southcln clime. ' and pausing at every doojstep, exclaim in "thoughts that breathe and words that burn," FAUMKlt II AST THOU ANY "VITTLUS ?' how many in this congregation could rise up and, shaking the dew dropt from their shaggy manes, answci proudl v, > f llYEA FATI 1KU, I 1I1VB." I I Weeping, I pause for a repl y. Oh my breathren, many are called but few are choosen, and hangdog looks , proclaim with trumpet tongue that , most of you are in the vocative. Then k wo unto you, foolish farmers, for ver . ily you arc laying up (or yourselvef , hunger against the day of hunger Wo unto you 1 say, for the folly ol the foolish virgins that trimmed not their lamps was w isdom com pared with y ?ur idiotic neglect. Wo untc you and your wives; wo uulo youi flocks and unto your children. Wo I wo! wo! Alas! echo answers wo! Kxeuse mo, my hclove 1 . gather into his capacious stomach the crop of the South, thou rising from his least, like hit ?\'igle w ith hloodly talons shall startle the land with h s exultant screams of Cllll.nUKN wil Mine's YOUtt VITTLKS? then you will be able to smile "with n smile that is child like and bland,11 ami shout hack the defiant answer: "I got yon that time old fellow, I raised 'em myself." ^ Then from every hill-top and out of valley between I5oss Sheppard's ranche J and the (Jreasers ol Mexico, ten thousand times ten thousand "spircts o| just men made prefect" will kick up ( tboir heels and shout, iu i.ly koit you. Austin Texas, January 1G. This evening a posse of the Travi Rifles marched up from the State at mory, and each member tells his ac tpiaintanccs tliitl Mayor Wheeler ha: ^ been arrested by Radical negroes numbering from forty to t.vo hundred The long roll was beaten and a call | made for reinforcements to rescue live mayor. As if by inspiration, froir | every direction came men, on foot am horseback, with such arms as could hi } got, and among them were sever,a whose locks indicated that they hat seen service tint bar the Texas republic The. crowd continued to increaso unit the streets were filled, when the may or arrived, having been released Governor Davis stated to Sheriff Leim ^ pieman that the arrest was withoul 1 authority. One company was inline * diately raised and placed under tin ] ? i % ^ ' - command oi iU ijor llalston, of Gal 1 vuaton, ami tlieti marched to llie fcapi > tol and offered their services to act'ti?? / | ( * 41 1 Genera! Steele, of San Aut/onio, Latkk.? All the \roops on hot I 1 ides have disband^', and tjnoto is luuol - ejoicing. 1 ^ a Miss Mrii y '^tnuiton of Chicago" b* becncdect ^ t)kird assistant cievW * IU'.m IJouseof liopwwot^' l)l i '' 'f ympetitory were aU v .tives. 1 ^ ' years of ^?ge, ?je~ ,cn, kho iy lt and of ^m]?lo f, *r mlv in appeaia " a." VV 3, 1874. NO. 5. Ill*- ? Ill I M n mm mm khii i i Men cr Boasts. In a speech at Lambeth (England) Joseph Arch said, 44 lhousands of no res remain uncultivated while idle laborers starve in the winter." This moans something in England, whore ncii'H are few, comparatively, and there is no doubt of the truth ol the % last clause of the statement. The former is made plain enough by the fact that the Duke of Argyle has just served notices to quit v?n a number ol his fanners, in order that he may make a deer forest five miles square. It will be reinombered tli.it the Duke of Soiillierluud, whose ivife was so much exorcised over the sorrows of American slaves, dispossessed Scotch tonal s to make room for sheep-walks. The Dukoot Argyle 11:is written so much on tho theory ol* theology that porhaos , 11o has not time lo put what ho has written into practice. Acres arc now few, however, in the I'nited State.-* I and yet we have agitators from kurcpe i:i our midst who set up outcries that I show they have no appreciation of the ! wide dillerenco here and there. Ii may be safely assumed that these agrarian leaders from abroad are men who have no disposition or purpose to work themselves, and take advantage of the temporarily unemployed in this country, who are industrious when work is at hand, to get up a wild and dangerous agitation on which they themselves may live at the expense ol theii fellow men. Sharks. I i Sharks, though not t?? ho compared t<> :i leg of four-year-old mutton, I'm nisli !>y no means a bad dinner to ;i hungry num. The negroes ii Central America consider younji shark's tail a delicacy, a conijdenioni said not to las returned hy the sharks The writer has tried to satisfy hiinscl as to the accuracy ot this legend ii sliarklore?namely, that it is only un dor pressure of hangar that a sharl will banquet oil" negro, but has neve been able to come to a conclusion frmi the evidence, as there arc numerou instances of a dinner oil* negro beiiu preferred when the shark had hi choice. Thus it happened once a (Jreytown, on the Mosquito Coast ii , ; Central America. A large life boa j crossing lhe bar of the San Juan riv i upset, precipitating the crew, cousin ling of two oHicers (white) and Lei i colored men into the water, the boa I being turned upside-down. "I fell,1 says the narrator, "that my life wa not worth hulf-an-hour's purchase The cockswain of the boat, a week I; black man, rose along side ot me a fie the plunge. He was in great t.erroi and I felt that even if the sharks di< 1 not harm him, ho could scarcely icac ? the shore without help; ho I eucoui ag(;d him, by teling him 1 would swi. by him, and give imu a hand if he lei tired. 'No tired, massa; neber live t be tired; look at dcon round us.' 1 (el M that he was about as close to th truth as possible, for we were literal) in the centre ol a school of shark: * whose black triangular iins we con! > see on ill sides sailing round us. A 1 the beach was guile ehjoc, wo Pu4 < i deavorcd to make that, but soon dii covered that I he current was ? stron 1 that we made no headway; and w ' were forced to turn toward the b ?a which was a hundred ami lifty \ ar 1 away, drilling out to se.i, turned u, ^ ?ide down, with the rest of the ore astride on her keel. There \va i nothing, however, for it but to swii to hei; and aided by tho strong cm . rent, wc soon shortened tho dhtane< ^ All t)i s tinio the sharks wore aroun us, making, I tauoied, smaller circh-j " and once or twice 1 thought I fcjJ something touch my toot with a ru>;{ as these horrid brutes do bej^io '* bite: if it was my i nagb^j^" > not a great stretchy w had not got .owevor, lor 1 1 spot w)jc4 j yaidsahoad oft J throw ? ' niy eompaion shirks t?e&- his arms, and diss , .ed beneath the waves. A rush ualck tins, and their sudden dis: the Pcaran('? wnder water, was the 1 l,.r tiling I remember, until I found r 22 H,dt alongside our ship, in the ste uco , sheets of tho cutter which had b | sent to the rescue,"? To-Day. /!??% uicnsEJiEiVr* } It uop-d ;ii, pei square for tiis- a.i 1 lil y < ill* for ?w<'h subsequent Insertion. I'no it fli space will constitute a ?.|Uar**? i wIhiIku in brevier or display type; iess than au hub will bo charged for as a square. Marriage notices free. * l>eulw m. 1 Funeral notices free. Obuii.uios of on*' square f ee; over oti'i sit";*' charged at advertising rates, ltciigous notices of out: quart f.oc. A liberal discount will be madO to ,tbot whose advertisements are tc l*s kept in lb term of three months or longer. I I. I I II ?? I Carpontcr on Contempt. Judge Carpenter's extraordinary ! action in the bo called contempt caso I of the Attorneys of tho Citizens' Savmgsliank, seems likely to not hitn into liot water. It is stated that one of tho 1 Circuit .lodges ot the State is about to investigate tho status of some of tho suspended Attorneys, who will appear in his court in a few days in the discharge of their professional i > * ' I ' 'Wt 11 > 1 If this be done, u will be awkward P?r .fudge Carpenter. The | ress of t'u?? Uate, we may add, has b? n outspoken ii c?mdemnation of the Judge's entire* low aids the Alturners. I l.o Legislature, too, iu consequence ?t .Judge Carpenter's recent very j.roper dismissal ot an ignora.it negro jury in C.imden, is thre.\ieni g liiin wit.li impeachment.? Kt fx! Urute JVt'irs ti/'d Courier* vVno Li t I)at Monbv on Dat Ace.? i'he recent plan ot our enlightened Secretary ol the Treasury tor resuming specie payments with a tea pot full of silver halves and quarters, to he pai I out in nituis not exceeding live dollar* to each lull holder as long us tln v lasted, reminds us of an incident sai l lo have occurred at a small iaro haute kept hv a colored gentleman in >t Louis, at the commencement of tho war. I lie proprietor, a haughty old i hou-e servant trom \ iruinia. who ha I I somehow got }ii? feedom ami strayed > mil West still.o gh his capital w. * > small, ami his banking house an huu,.. hie shanty in the suburbs, inspired !? immense awe among the crowd of * blacks alio oatuc to woo chance under 1 his humble root, by wearing :t terrible i Irown, a suit til seedy black, an ini. mouse shirt coll .r and a milled shirt* * to wliieh last garment the boldest ' All ie..in mind surrendered at discretion. > l'hi* rl.d.e.", as may estsily bo imagine*!* R were exe< dingly small, being nicely l proportioned to the im ager capital of * the boil and ranging Irom hall dimes t to quart* r dollars the last being tho 1 higneM single bet that was pcrmitrefi. ? The son of the proprietor acted as "t dealer, while the dignified sire paced the room during the evening session# ,w and kept a general oversight over tho gamesters. One evening, a couple of army otlicors induced their black serH vants by the present ol a small fee to ! smuggle them into this temple of luck, )' where whites were not commonly tolv orated, an I prov1 ing 1 hat facile men'? ial Willi ten silver debars, in structcd ^ liiru to put them on the ace.?The pro. prietor, who was absorbed in spelling ' out the no.vs from the evening paper, " had n >t observed the entrance of tho stranger, nor the queer turn tho gamo {> had lak-'ii. Presently however, ho ,l- lilted lii> eyes an I vspic 1 the fabulous ' pile oi sp--eie glut ;ug over tlie painted >' cards.?Kor ji moment he was struck S dumb, but recovering Ids voice, ho d cried out in a voice of thunder: uWlu? h put dat money on dat ace?'' Tlmro '* was a dead tulcncc, the trombli.ig s" darkies wero all afraid to answer. ^ "Who put dat money on dat aoeV1' l' repeated the outr igcd sou of Guinea. 1) There was no ans k r and ho went on: "Whoevei put dat nimuy on dat aoo " had better tako dat tnoiwy otV of <1 it w acc, and be dam quick about -it, too. l* Vou niggers must 'tiuk dar's some of 11 v0 they, I tear, will go to well, the place where there's no winter." ip- A company ot British capitalist? of havo recently invested #1,000,000 in p* water power at Augusta, Ga., for ihe ast purpose of manufacturing cotton. A ny- fine cotton mill is on the property, audi rn- it has been proved that cotton can be eon spun there cmisi lerably cheaper tbau in O'd or New Kuglaud. I