WIT AND HUMOR. ?
The Bachelor'* SoliloquyBless
my soul ! I'm thirty niac to day;
six t'?-?'t in my stockings, black eyos, oiuly
hair, tall and straight as a cedar of lit ha q
Don, and still a bachelor 1 Well, it's uii w
Independent life, at least?no it isn't, citherl
llojre's these uew glnvos of tuiue tall "
of little rips, string off one of my most p<
faultless dickeys, nice silk haudcrcliicl in \\
my drawer wants heiuuiing, top button oft js
the waist baud of my pants; what's to be
done ? How provoking it is to see the e al
married people looking so self sati?ti- d and ^
consequential, at tin- head of their taiuil- qi
ies, as it they had done ilie State a great 0.
service. Why, us to children, they arc |.
as plenty ns flies in August, und about as
troublesome; every alley and court, and P1
garret is swarming with theiu; they re no hi
rarity. IInIi miv ttruir iibur?..lu .t? 1 I I.....
J T - J r-? ? ? ?W ?'V^ (J
pardon) wretch, can g tit wife, enough of ,
the ui, too, sucli an they arc. It's enough .
to scare a man to death to think how much
it costs to keep one. Young folks, have *
to begin now where their lathers and IV
mothers leit off. bilks and sitiu*. ribbons ^
Mid velvet, feathers and flowers, cuff pins uj
and bracelets, gimoracks and folde rols ;
and tbore's no help tot it in ray case?for
if I married a woman I loved, and the
dear little thing should ask me for my ni
scalp, L should give it to her, I know I st
should. Then t hoe's the tapestry, empets
and mirrors, and sofas, and ottomans, pi
and damask curtains, and pictures, and h
croeke-rv, (and you must look at the sub- ?l
jeet in all its bearing) little jackets and tl
frocks, and wooden horses, and dolls, and Vi
pop guns, and gingor bread ; don't believe hi
1 can do it, by Jupiter ! llut then, here 1 "
sit with the toe of my best boot kicking "
the grate, for the want ol something better 'r
to do; it's coming uvrtul cold, dreary 1
weather, long evenings, can't go to con? "
certs forever, and when I go, my room s'
looks so much the gloomier when I come
hack, and it wouid he cosy to have a nice a'
little wife to chut and laugh with. I've w
trin^ tA KinU /\l* -'l-*-? ? ?? 1?' 1 ''
..ivvi xi uiiuft u> ruimiiUMj; else, UUl I "
can't; if I look in the tire, I am sure to 11
see a pair of bright eyes; oveu the aha Jowe
on the wall take fairy shapes I'm on lithe
brink of ruin?I feel it. I shall reatl s<
my doom in the marriago list before long 'I
?I know I ahull. Heaven help me for
there's no living with a better half, so they '
ay; and may I be refused if I can get ?
long without one. /'
A Prompt Witnkss. ? ' Have you
purohaned nn intoxicating liquor of the j,
do leaden t ?" inquired the constable. ej
Not that 1 remember," replied tho
witness, oooley.
" Have you obtained any ut his store r i.
"Not that 1 remember." ,,
" Will you try and recollect? Bear in c,
mind thut you are under oath." ;ll
" I am trying." ,|
A pause. IV
" \V ell, witness, what do you say now V ,,|
continued the oiliciul presently.
" I ha von't made any discoveries as t.(
yet." xv
" Have you not, within a week, told
persons that you bought liquor of dcieu
dant r v,
" Not that I remember." j.,
" Did you not tell mo yesterday thai jl(
you bought spirits of dol'oudant ?'* q
"Yes. sir." j..
" You di 1! Ah! Well, sir, when y <u j,,
told me thut, did you lie or tell the truth?'
" I told tho truth." .?
"Well, sir, then you have bough' fli
Spirits ol defendant
" Yes sir."
" Wliat did you mean by swearing you
could not remember V
" I meant that 1 oould not."
" Your memory returned ainazingl\ ,,
quick. Did you j ay defendant tor tin- ,,
spirits you bought ol hitu ?" ?
" Yes sir."
" Hew much ?"
"Twenty five cents."
" Whnt kind did you buy?" ?jj
" Spirits ol camphor." J
" Ahcui! we rest the case here."
"Not guilty," came Irorn the jury box.
as the members tried to appear scdut ami
and dignified, and with an eflort restrained
themselves from joining in the roar ol
laughter that went round the CoUlt room
"The court will phase to observe," said
an Arkansas lawyer, "that the gentlenn a
from the Knst ha* given them a verv lrarn
od speech, lie has roamed with old lt?
niulus, socked with old Socrates, ripped
with old Kuripides, and cantered with old
Canfharines ! but whut. your honor, what (6
does he know about the laws of old Ar- j
kansaw 'i
We know a giil says Punch, so industrious
that when she has nothing else to da
she knits her brows.
Pervkrsf.nkss of the Sex.?A mat.
newly married, being nhout to leave home, }
said to his wile : "Now, Julia, you > ay do
anything you please while I atn away, ex
?ept ride Jowler; the house dog." "Ride
Jowl.t ! what do you uieuu f ' "Never
mind, only I warn you not to ride .Jowler "
When the husband came home, Jnlia had
black eye. and an at in in n sling 'I W hy
Julia, whut's tbe matter ?" "Well, you
told me no? to ride Jowler, and I though *
it must he very n.co or you w .uldn'l linv.
told . e not to do it, so 1 got on his back (n
and ho threw iuc down siairs."
It is important to housekeepers r.nd ^
others to know that lavender will prevent
mould on books, ink, leather, eto. A few
drope will save a library, and n siugle drop
will preserve a piet el ink.
Cotton Cjrimiiiigf a.1
I Lave juot got in operation a new c
eorgiu Cotton Gio of ihe reputed Ores- 0
old ma to. It will be kept by DAVID "
,15KD AXD SOX, whoso lifetime ex- r
jriencu and reputation in attending to a c
'uter Gin is well known. It is s>id this 1
u superior gin, and tho only new one
lywliere uour in the country, and that
yond a doubt tho lint is of uuperio'
lality. I bol'evo th.it it is an acceeded '
linion, that water power uiakes a finer [
at than horse, and will command a hotter u
rioo in market. We will gin for the d
ftcenth, and expect in the future to contiue
at this rate or lower, and if ncocssu- v
r, run two gins after this year. I hope
y the ginuitig of the third crap, to have r
most complete organized ut raiigciucut ti
>r both GINNING AND PACKING "
y water, nil under the name roof, and be *
jle to turn out in superior style fifteen v
ales a day. 1
The number of my competitors in busi s
bss, has considerably increased since the e
ait tug of my gin. My rules being below t
1 precedents, I hope will not engender the u
rejudicc of any, as the very nature of this v
no *utcr power and position, requires for I
ie good of the country as well as myself, !
nit it shall tc etut' eyed on a large scale, t
'ITU 81iORTF.lt 1'ROFITS ; also, i have {:
ceii similarly constituted, thus adapting j t
lyself to the same style ul business, which ?
0 doubt I have in a measure acquired t
utii my travels through the North, wiicre I
h .vc so much witnessed the beautifully '
rgiuized system of large business, with ?
lort gains. I
I will get another corn mill running in
liout two weeks from this time, when 1 :l
ill be piepared to grind corn with groat | 1
ispatch and perfection, and can accom j i
lodalc stock grinding, which I propose , i
out this date, to grind lor the fwcntirfh, > <
4 an iriducetueiil to farmers to grind lor! 1
oek; the grade of the uieal to be made '
istiiit'tiy coarser than that used for bread. | '
,lso, for further inducement to the sHine, < 1
expect soon to got up a GOIIN Sll KDKll , I
1 run by water, which any one can use I '
ec rj' rli-nyr, and save the tedious pro- : (
*<r of l !;. !li:;g I:y husd.
I ex|K?ct to go onward in perfecting the I
resent, and uoding more and new u.a I
iinory to this cap cious power and room ;
i la-t as means will permit, l or the en f
lurageincnt of the name, I again, as on 1
ist .July, invite a liberal patronage, from s
otives, prompted in part, by a love of ^
luntry, as my principle means ul' reli-' '
ice, upon which to render subservient to f
ie interest ol the public and myself, a *
w of the many superior resouiees ul this 1
lace.
The number of utiles of different roads x
uiiiectiug this to the public roads around, "
Inch have fallen maioly upon me to keep {
p. are about eight or ten. and the hiilhiult '
.inner which I have pursued for several ' 1
a:s in working them nut, has s aiuingiv ' 1
ituliteed to an expectation among the J '
ople t' at the burthens of this work ! '
ion hi continue upon ire, which I am ful . v
willing to bear with tlx-support of your '
itrunago. 1
The keeping up nt tins muount of road I
nl bridge, and to bring into usefulness
le c'liabilities uf tins place, is a task that I 1
>nu would undertake with so short a 1
cans, but that liuiite i lew possessing au ' '
[Hiring perseverance. I 1
Who is it, that a few years ago in pov j
ty would ha e purchased these waters. *
nidst its huge granite cliffs and vales, '
ul crossed its dashing rapids with a bridge i '
id dam, and erect machinery on the side j
PCWLBE, FC
'hauliful to out* PutronM I"
olTi'c our MvrviceK us.
o.v iniiAOi:s.
H<KIk.V\VA\>
W., ii.\) r^< < JN StA i I 1 ?
tNI> HAVING RECEIVED A SUPPLY OF
LBA1UEU, WE CAN FURNISH. II MINES
ANY MA1>E, NOR
We have on hand nn assortment of sites of l*a
Nil (inFFlN'S. ready made, or made to ordei
EKSE, which we will send to Funerals, wnh a
Our price* we inlend shall lie an low as we <*ai
cm all kinds of COUNTRY l'RODl'OC, at mar
ALSO l-'O
ARM AGE AND BVGGY TKIMMlNtD
SCREWS, CASTINGS, A:
GC!T 11 23
t Trough Mhouls.
>f its lushing waves in opposition to nn
overwhelming opinion of the aged men
,round that my efforts would prove an uuucccss;
and further, to have excavated
oads meandering through this rugged
lonntry and tu ike accessible and useful
his abundant gift of nature, where 1 am j
old that man before had never dured to I
cnturo. 1 foresaw the various public tieessities
of improving this place, that it
rus u very superior one for a bridge, that
,11 the shoals from this to the iuou:h of
lie ri* er wero rapidly tilling up With sand,
hat some would soon, and the beseof them
muld ultimately go into disuse,that at some
lay not fur in the future, with prober la
ior and encouragement, that this pi ice .
rould loom up and spread its usefulness
II around.
Who is it now that can deny the cor
cctncss of these various, my earliest and
irst views, formed in 1^5b. Who is it
low that can say any other, bur that my
uccess under all the circumstances, has '
nrpassed the anticipations of the most *
anguine, and as 1 have been thus success
ill under the ?K*>t embarrassing circuiu
lances, that now with a more enlarged
xperience, is it not fair to presume with
lie as istance of a liberal public favor that
ny labors will ho onward, when the pu lie
till receive a fair share o! its benefits h
but had the means, I feel sure that my
abor here is now but only a small beguiling
to my future intentions We must
;o to work and develop the many various
esources of our whole country as the best
neatis I think to protect ourselves against
lie threatening power ot Itudicalism. I
tave lor years telt it to be all important
hut the South should with great energy,
levclop her icsourecs as our delensive
piurd against Northern sectionalism.
My success during the ten years lease
it the Littlejohn Mills below this, was
lehieved with an almost unanimous opin011
against me, during the first quarter ol
ts term, that I could not withstand the
ixpcnsc of my cjntraet. 1 there built a
mil, that in point oi dispat ti and conveii
enee of organization, has surpassed my I
lave seen in the Mate, which returned
tie a remunerating custom A short time
>efbrc the close ot the war, I was frequent
y and kindly oil -red by Maj. l.ii tlejohii.
tor whom I liad a high iega-d,) the relUo
| f A flOm 2 *[ ??> Cli'll ' ' i " "" j 11 ! ?2 ! I
tut declined to accept, lor the reason tbu
might be able to employ my undivided
Mention io the unbounded held tli.it lies
iere before me Having tint** abandoned
im: resource tor means, which w.i> lollowed
mill by an adverse close of 'he war. repu
liatuig our euircncy, and the loss I su>
allied from tlie indebtedness ot our late
jovertimciii ha- in 'lie whole reduced me
uddetily as thotisan Is of others to eoui| 1
lest it lit ion of im aiis to operate, which has
really stunned my pi ogress and partially
vailed in my energies lr hi whieli 1 am
ti.igg'ing to escape Since I have at
t nipted to resume business alter the war.
. Il lVe I'lldiMVUl'Cll !?? I .H-m* It.(Mil- I \ Oil !\
>' ISMOllS lll'I ho I ill it lll:i:i's III I tl (1 COll.d
liink of, Imt have coinph-tt ly tail- <i, :iiI
laving disponed in this direction. ami
laving an overwhelming thirst to o,? on
Vard, 1 have Limn thus driven t ? c.iil aloud
or patronage, which 1 am sure w.ui I re
ict upon tin- country and as a whole w. ul l
ay a two iold reward.
I \v II here state tlr.' the improvement*
uadc this season on my tlotn iuami corn 1
nid , have pertoruied remark l?ly weil, ami |
return gratitude for the increased patio i
ui^e extended thereto.
i>riii? on yom eotton where it will h ]
on veil lent in the Depot lor shipping. I |
viil keep 15 AtitilN'i and IKH'K on hand
or customers.
LKIIOV McARTlH U. |
I
:STBU&Co.
in* pnsil fhvoris, >vo u^iiin
i 3Xu uuliict lifers of
liUUG 11^:s,
WITH OUR HUSINOS
RU.TIMOItrc OAIv TANNED HARNESS
S. EQUAL IN STYLE OR QUALITY TO
Til OR SOUTH.
lent Air Tit*hr MKT ALIO HURT A I, TASK
ni very ?-lioit notice AAA* nl-o huve h good
enrt'lul driver, when requested
n posniMy ntinrd, and we will receive in jxiyket
jtriecs,
K sai.I-:
L PAINTS, OILS, VAKMSlI, HOLT
KK8, 11 ION, NAILS, \c.
FOWLER* FOOTER & CO.
tf
T' '
SOU TH K UIV
TOG & CASSI^,
WIIOLEKALE DKI GUIMTS,
151 MKETING-STRKET,
{?n *o*ilr CharUiton llofrf,)
C'liiirlowton, S. O.
E I). KINO. M. D , North Carolina. (
). J. OASSIDEY, ' |
Sept HO 34 ly
S AJ, E . '
I WILL sell at public sale, on Thursday, the
1st day of November next, a! my residence,
nil tSouth l'acolct. 1 1 miles North of Sniirmn.
burg Court House, tlie following named property
:
1 Trjiot of Ltiuid,
mi tlie waters of S Uih Pucolct. 14 miles North
at'Spartanburg I'. II., containing 117 Acres,
upon which is .i large quantity of No. I bottom.
This Tract except that part now under cultivation.
is good woodland and well timbered and
watered, and under good fencing.
1 Tnu'l of Ijand,
on North Pucolct, 1G miles North of Spartanburg.
containing -'?! > Acres, nearly all of which
is good woodland.
Kill ft of the above Tracts can he bought at
private sale before the day above mentioned.
I will sell at the same time all my personal
property, consisting of
llorsp , Cows, Hogs, Corn, Wheat,
COTTON, HOUSEHOLD AND KITCHEN
PL" UN ITU HE. ONE TWO HOUSE WAOON.
I will s,dl everything I have, as 1 un? going
West Persons wishing to negotiate for one
or both of the above name Tracts of l.aud can
do so before the day of sale, hut the personal
property will not be sold till that day.
Ti:tt>is?Made known on day of sale
July 2ti?_Mi?td WILLIAM TONKY.
W. I >. Milnter
RESPECTFULLY announce- to the public,
that lie has again commenced the
'fiuiiiiijor ISusinpss,
ind feels himself well prepared and qualified
to do alt kinds ol wank in his line, with neatness
and dispatch lie has a //try stock on
hand, of every thing u-ti i.ly fount in tin es
aldi-hmeiit of tins kind All artieles of TIN
V\ A HE. will I'.e kept on Intel, thereby rendering
hi m-elf able to supply the w nuts ot any who
may call on him.
lie is prepared to do such work ns HOOF
ISO. t.i ri'EUIMi AND UKI'AIKlMi. He
vi I i...L I _ .It I..-.. I - ' > ""
roll t'asii. all \\<>rk warranted.
shop \i; vu i in: >paki\\n office.
f.-b i 1 tf
Survpjini; and Engineering.
rpilf. mi lersigned utlers his services to kailroad
mpanics to survey and locate
kuli'nl routes, to furnish maps and reports,
s|ie?*ttieaiioiis. estimate* and plans of supersi
met ore 11 >* will measure <nd report in det
ill contract work and heavy (sruduation. lie
will execute topographical drawings mid lay
oil the drain igo of inland swu'iipn aud bottom i.hi
1 - tor tiinoers.
partieular aiteiiiiou will be given to any
business entrust< i to itiin by f-ngincers and
oiii'- rsof kailroad t'oinpanies and oiiters inter
sled in bridge bonding, an l especially to
fanners who desire to reclaim tbeir stvatnp
i hid- or to establish their boundary lines ul
old surveys.
lie will also superintend personally the eon
si rue io a a it* i building ot kailroad bridges, or
any oihe. lb idgj-s lliii reipiire i lie serviees of
an engineer to plan and const met parties
hiving business or i-siting in'orin-ilum will!
addie . tin- undersigned at t"atiip-il-ell i, Spar- i
latibu -g itisi riet. "s t
.1 N11 KANKSTON DAVIS,
civil engineer, survcyoi and draftsman.
aug it v's if
M A I i: Di Mir rii CNUOUNA,"
spaklamu k<i district.
Lawsuit T. Menders, Applicant,
vs.
william meaders and others.
It appearing to my satisfaction that vinos
I.. po-ardeti. polly ann kcarden and Jane
kearden. three of the defendants reside withui
ibis stale, on iiiotiott of farrow a- diiueau,
xppl t iiils \tiorneys, it is ordered that they
do appear and object to the division or sale of
the ileal estate ot (leorge meaders. deceased,
on or before the i lib day of xo\ ewkkk
tie*t, or their consent to the same will he entered
of record.
.1 no. f.ahle 110mar, o. s. d.
aug 'j-1 80 jut
r* i \ i r, ill' mm III l .\ IllMiliM A,
M'AHTAMII'IUI PISTItlCT.
Citation for Letters of Administration by
Jno. Khi1i> llomnr, esq., Ordtuary.
In the Court of Ordinary
YVniKUKAS |?U. T. K. WO(il>, has Hlo.l
hi* petition in my office praying tliat
hollers of Adminisiraiion on nil ami singular
lite <;ooiU ami chattels, lights ami credits
ol W N .1(111 sSIlN, ili'i'eilseil
These are therefore lo wile ami admonish all
ami -in^tilar the kindred ami creditors ol the
said deceased, lo he ami appear til the Court
ol'Ortlinary, for said District, lo he hehl at
Spartanburg Court House, on Friday, the -nil
lay of November next, lo shew cause if any
exist*, why saiil Letters should not he granted.
Itiven under tny hand this 19th day of
October, A. D, lHlSfl.
J NO. KAKI.K RO MAR, O. 8. D.
Del 'Jo 89 Vw
k
WILLIS Ac CHlfeOLM,
FACTORS,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
AMD
SMMMrPM.YG .VGEJ\mi'S,
Will attend lotlio purchase, sale and ehipmrnt
to Foreign and Domestic Porto, of Cotton, Kice,
Lumber and Xnvat Stores.
Atlantic Wharf, Charleston, S. C.
K. WILLIS, ALEX. R, CHlSOLM.
Mcli 16 tf
A. ILLING,
Millinery and Fancy Hoods,.
AT NEW YORK PRICES.
202 KING STREET*
Opposite Rttfain Street,
CHARLESTON, SO. CA.
March 1 6 If
CHARLES BELLOISE. & CO.,
(CtoisainiiissLJjaa M?ir?IhaiiafcB,
ASD OIAURS IN
llams, Sides, Shoulders, Smoked
Beef, Tongaf",
FL O L it, it UTTER, ( IIEESE,
LAUD, EGGS, SOAP, STARCH, CANDLES,
Ac., &e. i
& \Z4 EAST MAY STEET,
C>-nni-jnmrnt* Solicitrd.
II. BELLOIS, } CHARLESTON, S. C. ^
:o:
We would respectfully notify Merchants that
we arc strictly in the I'rovitivti /ln*inett, and
are etiahled to supply the trade at lowest prices.
Melt 1 & ly
RANGES, FIRE BR1CES Ac.
ADA11S, DAMON A Co ,
IIWE REOPENBD BUSINESS AT THEIR
OLD STAND,
16, Broad Street, Charleston, S. C..
And keep Constantly on Hand
COOKING STOVES f
or rnr.
1-aleM Improved I'afterns,
Kungc's Urates. Marble Mantles. Tinners*
* Machine-* and Twls, Clumbers' Materials,
Iron and llr.-ss, deep well Force aud
Light Lumps, Sheet Lead. Lead
and Iron Piping, Railroad j
Force Pumps. Also the
tiri-ui l.thor-Ssvisg Washing
Mach ine and Wringer.
ttf&,~Alt Order* attended to tnth Ih*j>atrh.mJfO!g
Melt I f, ly I
HART A CO.,
(Successor* lo S. N ll.YKT CO.)
South East Corner King & Market Streets,
CllAHl.KsrOX, S. C.,
IMl'tjRTKKS OF
Foreign & Domestic Hardware,
CUTLKHY,
11AU 1UON, TIN AND PLATED WAKES,
Will receive orders for K. IIOK C<>'8 Circular
Saws, ami GEO. PAGE & CO'S Portable
Saw Machines.
D. D. Coiier. D. S. HART. P. Morgas.
March 1 6 Ij
PIIILIF FOGAItTY & CO.
liolosale C? roccrw
ami
COMMISSION MERCHANTS.
Curner of Atlantic WIrirf & East Bay.
P. Ft Ml AKTY, > . . a n
s. fouartv, j Charleston, S C.
.1 grn't for JlOV/t 1111fIS. .V CO'SCrram Air.
Mdl 1 5 ly
>'<?w lOiitc prise !
SOUTHKKN IMPORTING
AND
MANUFACTURING DRUG HOUSE;
PRATT, WILSON & BROS.,
IN'o. liinup Sr?;ot,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
Tho Prcpriotors are Nativ
SouthernersA'o
ruch rntrrpriu South of I'liihultlphta. TT?/I ^
Soul turn lioutrs yter u* thrir I'afronnge t
W K OFFER AT RATES THAT COMPARE
FAVORABLY WITFI NEW
YORK TRICES. ALL DRUGS,
(II KM IOALS, M KDICIN KS,
SPICES, Ac., THAT LEG ITU
MATKLY BELONG TO
IHTR I.INF. OF KIT.
SINKSS, AND
KKKP ON
HAND
ONLY TTTF1 HEIST j
w Packagos put up to suit
Country Trado.'W
N. A.I'll \TT. Oliemiiil to Into O. 8., Niter and
Mining Itiiremi, 1, W. WILSON,
P. IV WILSON, CliemiNt to late C. S., Or
l>o|?i%rt ment.
April 11 6 ly
CORN, FLOUR. BACON
AND LAUD,
net iccoive-l liy
CLEVELAND, WALKER & CO.