For tlio Carolina Spartan. WOOD lOU?By Sorrowful. I wud knot dye in Wintur, When whiskie punchii flow, When pooty gals are skating Oar fields ov Too en sno, When sassinge meet is playing ?fc Hickory limits is thick. Owe hoo kud ll 'nk of dighing Or even getting sick. I wud knot dye in Spring-time, & miss the turn up groans. & the pooty soug of the lectio frawgs, Jts the ski larks arly soreein ; When burds begin tluire wobtiling & titers gin to sprout; When surkies go u globbering, Owe who wud then peg out T I wud knot dye in Summer & leve the inrden suss. TLe rostcd iatu & butter milk, A koul plnsc in the grass ; I wud knot uvc in Summer, When uiggers look so hot, & smell eo sweet & '<>vlie, Owe no, ide rather not. I wild knot dye in Autum With pceelies tit for ectin ; When rootm hogs are gittin fat A kandidatcs arc trcctiug , l'hor theese an uthur wreesons, Ide knot dye in the phall, & sense we thort it () vcr, I wild knot dye ut all. "WIT AND IIU3IOH. Why is an ami iron liko a yardstick ? It has 3 feet. When are women like brca 1 stuffs? When scarce, they arc t/mr. Odd?That rivers should he so full just where they nvpty themselves. Tho first apple was eaten by the first pair. If you want to be a "swell" of the first water, get the dropsy. The coldest scat in an omnibus?the one nearest the Pole. Boots?The made of awl-work* A silent wag?the wag of a dog's tail. A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. What river in England is what naught}' girls do? The river Tees (Teaso.) If a young lady has a pain in her side, can she relievo it by wearing a sosft ? What throat is the best for a singer to reach high notes with? A tear throat. How can an heiress be homely, if she comes down haudsomc ?" asks the Boston Pott. It may be a question?which has the most formidable horns, an ox, a buffalo, or a dilemma ? Lovers have more occasion than any other class of persons to talk pathetically obout the lost 'arts. When may a butler of the olden time be said to have discharged his master ? When ho gave him the sack. A punster passing by the shop of Mr. Taswcll, observed that his uamc would be Ai-tcefl without the T. Two men out West undertook to sec which would run the fastest. One was a sheriff ank the other was a thief. Wo must not undervalue physidans. Per haps the fabric of society would fall without them?they are its piflcrx. The husband who devoured his wife with kisses, found afterwards that she uis-a greed with him. Frentico thinks a lady of his acquaintance who had three children at a birth, u : >> l i. i... i i tin - uvtrufui iiJ^ wuiuau, unu ucr is thus entitled to a divorce. An eminent painter was once asked what ho mixed his paints with, in order to produco so extraordinary an effect? "1 mix them with brains, sir/' An elderly maiden, mooting a newly married man, who had been her servant, carrying home a cradle, exclaimed, " Ah, John, I see the fruits of man ingo." ''Yes, madam," replied John, "this is only the fruit basket." The most amusing man in tho world is a Frenchman in a passion. "Hy gar, you call my vifc a woman two three several times once more an' I vill call you the watch house, and blow out your brains liko a candle." A western preacher, after stating that tea, coffoe, sugar, spices, pickles, preserves, milk, meal, snuff and tobacco were adulter atcd, stretched himself up to his full height, and with great emphasis exclaimed : "Who then will dare to deny the fact this is a wicked and adulterous ccncrntion T "Mr. Captain," paid a son of Erin, going on board a vessel in the port of Cork, "you looked so much like the mate that I took Jrou to be tho cook. Will you he atter ending me the loan of your broad axe to saw an empty barrel of flour in two to make my cow a h g-pen?" A darkey was extolling tho cleverness of a neighbor's son : ' Jim Johnson's chile/1 said he, "is dc smartest little nigga you eber see. Why, watdoyou tink?he went down to do brack smith shop do oder day. ami while he wa? derc he picked up a picco oh red hot iron and laid it right down again widout nobody tell in' him!" A certain Irishman received for his la bor a one dollar bill on one of the Ohi< banks, on which ho was obliged to lose tcr cents discount. The next day he whs pass ing down Main street and saw a dollar hil lying on the side walk, on the same hank J ? li 1?A A?/?l.i!tn/lil lai/.l IIUU uii iv iiu V'AWiaiiuuu . i#uu iii? n to tlio likes of jo, there yo may lie; divi a finger will I put on ye, for I lost ten rent) hy a brother of yours yesterday." Editing a paper is a very pleasant bu-: siuess. * If it contains too tnucli political uiatttcr, people wou't have it. If the type is too large, it don't contain onough reading matter. If the type is small, pcoplo won't read it If we publish telegraph reports, people say thoy are lies. If we omit them, they say wc have no enterprise, or suppress them for political effect. If wc have in a few jokes, pcopU say we nre u rattlchoad. If we omit them, they say vrc are an old fossil. If we publish original matter, they damn us for not giving selections. If we publish selections, men say we arc lazy for not writing more, and giving them what they have not read in some | other : aji r. If we give a man a complimentary no' tice, then we are censured for being par! tial. If we do not, all bands say we are a greedy hog. If we insert an article that pleases the ladies, men become jealous. If we do not cater to their wishes, tl.e t paper is not fit to have in the house. If we attend ehureh, they say it is only i for effect. If we don't they denounce us as deceitful and desperately wicked If we r main in the office and attend t Lu-iness, folks say wc are too proud to mingle with our fellows. If we go out, they say we never attend to business, i Ifwcpublih poetry, we affect scnti ! tuentalism. If we do not, wc have 110 literurv rw.l , - j 1 | ish or taste. j If tlic mail does not deliver our paper promptly, they say we do not publish " on j the time." If it does, they are afraid we I are getting ahead of time. | If we do not pay all hills promptly. ! folks say wc arc not to bo trusted. If we do pa)- promptly, they say wc | stole the money. ?a ? a pi TiieSoliuhin K.miorants to Urazii. ?Itio Janeiro papers of the 9th of October contain glowing accounts of the rcccp ! tion, t?y the people of that city, of a num. ber of Gentlemen who loft Louisiana and ; Mississippi about three months ago, ti> i make arrangements for a company ol Sou] thorn emigrants who design locating in the | Parana district of liruzil. The party | reached 11 io on the 3d of October, and lor j two or three days were the lions of the city. , On t! e 8th the gentlemen were received ! with distinguished consideration hy the Minister ol Agriculture add Public Works, j alter which a "sponlan -ous demonstration ' was gotten up hy the most iullucntial Lroi kors and merchants of the city." This took pi ice at the Exchange Hotel, "outside of which were played the national airs amidst the waving of Hags ol' both nations and the virus of a concourse of many hundreds of persons." Ou behalf of the Government und j eoplo ol Brazil, Seno Fariu read an address warmly welcoming the strangers, which i was responded to on bchulfof the emigrant | comnn-monors I?y (Jen W. W. W. Wood, i who is the head of tho party. (Jen Wood : addressed the populace from one of the windows ol the hotel. A druunnar is the fastest man in the world, because time bo..ta all men, but the drummer heats time. From the experience of fibers do thou learn wisdom, and from their feelings eorj reel thine own faults. SHERIFFS SALES ron MA1ICII. I DV virtue of a writ ??f Fieri Facias to ino 1) directed, there will he sold before the Court llottso door in the Village ot Spartanburg, on the 'at .Monday in March next, the following property, to wit : To acres of land, more <>r less, situated on branches of Hearer Dnut Creek, water- of South l'aeolet river, beg.lining on a dead post oak, on Ho wan s' old road, and running i hence S 27}. Kill, < *?, to a stake, thence N Mdt J*. 2t>, '?! ">, to a post oak corner, thence N _>U K 12, do to a post oak, thence N lo, \\ 1U chains to a black gum corner, uew made, thence N Si W 117, Go to a rock on tiowens' ! eld road, thence > 1"? \V I chain to the be! ginning corner. Mold as the property of M" I rida O Shields, at the suit of M. B. and t>. 1". Earlc. By ordsr J. E ule Bomar, cs
( acres, more or less, situa'--tl n
South Tygor river, in Spartanburg r? >tt'r.-i,
bounded by lands of John Tiowmis, ,ln.>. .N
Gentry, and others. Sold asilie real c>iatc < t'
Toliver Scott, deceased, for partition and di
ision.
I iMiiia: a cretin 01 twelve month?, with
" I interest from tiny of wale, ?xccpt the coM.?,
* j which most lie paid in cash ; purchasers givi
| ing bond and approved security, and a inort
1 P;iK? ",e premises, if deemed necessary to
| ' the Ordinary, to secure the payment of tlic
I purchase money, Purchasers to pay t<>r j>a'
| pers.
Terms of Sheriff 's sales ca^h?purchasers to
I I pay for titles.
?| .1 If, IlLASSlNOAMi:, S. S. IV
I Sheriff's Office, Feb. lf>, iHt'.ff. ,"-3t
TAILORING!
:0:
IN THE FIR8T NO. OF OUR LATELY
REVIVED Spnrtun, I tender many thanks
1 to my friends and patrons tor the liberal interI
est they have manifested in the establishment
of my business , and I hopo by diligence mid
a general satisfaction to my pntrous to merit
a continuance of the kaiuo.
I am making every effort to fit myself out
for carrying on a
First-Class Tailoring Business.
Cutting customers accommodated at short
notice, and every effort made to make the work
simple for the makers.
uiiw|' u|icii 111 nu uiiMiupii nours, opposite
i In* l'AI.MKTTO Hot'SK, OVER FOG .MIT IE
& 8TII.MAN'S STORE.
A l'irst Class C ?at Maker wanted.
M. It. IJKECO.
Fcl> 1 1 tf
CfA'-E'L DUJ.
HAVING jn*t returned from a lri|> North
and West, take- this method of informing
| his lortiiei* Patrons atol Friends, that lie is now
t prepared to fill all orders with n?-atne?s and
dispatch in the very LATEST S'lA l.F.S, as
eheap ns any one tor Cash or Hurler.
He has made arrangements for the I. VTK.ST
FASHIONS front New Vork un I Uultiniore.
Call and -eo.
Ilis si: (. i? over the store of FOSTER it
! JUDO'S, < ] posite the Court House.
Feb I 1 If
('. (!. II II (i d I N S.
rr .v iiiO it.
Having lurruuNr.n to tiic town of
Spartanburg. lie takes occasion lo inform
! Ilia friends that I In* if prepared to do work with
neatness an 1 dispatch. lie respectfully nsks
j n share of puhlL patronage. and pledges his
I host endeavors to give satisfaction to his customers.
lie may ho found at his Sh ip in rear of J.
II AUrilKK S STORK, where his customer
will find plates of the latest fashions.
Feb 1 1 tf
just
FKESII GARDEN SEEDS,
OF ALL KINDS.
Twitty db Co.
Feb 8 2 tf
Tho Amorican Land Company
i) i:ncy.
Central (Mice, .No. 57, Broad-Way,
New York.
JOIIX ^ ASlHtKW. I'roM.Wnt 1
Fit ANK. lloW i.. \ i.-?- Fresi
L. W. WINCHESTER, Trsts'r, j Trutlttt,
liKonr.K CAKOT WAUD, I
A 1.1- KE1> OAl' riMKlt, j
Ol FEUS i'- 'rvices in tin- purchase, stile,
louse or exchange of City or Fountry
! Property in the South or \\ e^t. or in 5 rocurinp
' Workmen, Suj tin undents, Tenets or Part
j tier* from the N >rtii or from Europe. 1 u!l
iliformiitiou furni-lio 1 upon inquiry of
'I'llUliIIMIL Sttl l.ll Ft)., Agents,
No. 1 Slate-street, ^ttp stairs.)
rob 1 1 It
GEO. II. WALTER & SON,
RECEIVING AND FORWARDING
AGENTS.
\1/"II-I' c-abiisli llictnsolvcf in rOI.UM^*
** 011 cotnpleti in of tinSo.
Fi It. K. to ili.?t point, where limy w ill I ihappy
to servo their old friends and patron .
Tlintikful for pa.-t fivors, the}* will endeavor,
by prompt attet.ti< a to merit a continiianre.
Liberal ftdvnno- - made on oun?igiimcnts to
, tlie;r friends in t.'li irloston, New i'ork oi
! Liverpool* Fob 1 1 1 in or t!
T 11 E
UNDE RWRITERS'
Ak \t'i iS M tB W y
Office, (icrmauia Ruildinr, 175
Broit dway.
GERMANIA,
HANOVER,
NIAGARA &
REPUBLIC
run: insi kwh: comf.imks
OB1 NT^W YOI1K,
| transact tim?ktukk in tub south
kkn and wfstf.kn staths
Tho Businoss cf Insuranco
VO.MN'ST LOSS OK l> \M.\fii:il\ FIKK,
AND Till: PLKILS OF TilA NS I'OllT A
I 111N
on i: ;'< >1.1 < v i? i ?uo