----- . by cavis & trimmier. Dnwririr to ?*11% ttigljts, Politics, apiculture, ? ?-_ . ?.. . _ . _ vol. xiii. spartanburg, s. ., thursday, july 17, i&& ??? I I ' . I I mmmmmmmrnmi-lULLiJ ' 1 .!. ! I" U l?l! . _ J. mil ? mrrn tains anything but fanciful exaggeration, or that any human being could bo so far brutalizod, or, moro properly, deiuonized, as to delight in the shedding of blood for its own sake, and 1 without reference to any ulterior end. And < it is indeed truo that such characters of un i alloyed infernal ferocity, such terrible tiger- I heads, a:c rare, and owe their existence to i habits rather than nature, 'l'hcy are the i inevitable products of a long and utire- I striclcd indulgence of tbo vindictivo pas- \ sions. The desperado of this ultra, red- I banded type, becomes fo by almost impcr- i ceptiblc degrees; nnd of this the previous j history of Captain Turner afforded both illustration and positive proof. Ho first ; ' killed a man in a Hinl.h'ti renrvuivlar in tin. 1 justitiaLle defence of his own life. Out of i that homicide Hro.se a duel, in which he < was forced to slay another. Those coin- ' hats happened in the Stato of Arkansas, I where ho "had before been a youth of the i purest charade, ami tho most brilliant I i promise. Then followed applause and ilattery from the multitude, smiles from the < ladies, and courteous respect from tho gen- 1 lleiuen. Look not gravo, O philosopher! < Frown not, compassionate fair one!?tor it I is an eternal instinct in tho souls of both ; male and female, but especially of tho female, to detest tho coward and admire the i bravo. Wo will do homago to tho highest j courage, to tire wondrous daring which ' scorns and defies death, that arch-enemy t and conqueror of us all, in spile of oduca- ' tion, iu bpito of reason, and notwitlistand- ] ing tho bravery which wc idoliao may be | exerted in a wicked cause. Ik was tii us that young Tumor acquired tho reputation of a hero. Fatal fame!?for then all tho candidates for similar honors were his natural rivals, and must pit thornsolves against him, Tho elder duellists, who had long maintained undisputod possession of the Geld, miscalled that of honor, would not admit the pretension* of their competitor until after moro than ono trial I of dondly skill. Thoy would explain his first success a* a fortunate accident, or from the dofcctivo prowess of all of Lis adversaries, or in nnv other way that did not con cede his equality in tho awful game of lifehazard with themselves. Tlio consequence ' was four successive duels in aainany yours, I and each tiiuo with a d:tf?isnt kiud of weapon. Tho first was with pistols, the ii second with titles, tho third with double- a barollcd shotguns, and the fourth with d bowio knives; and singular as it may scorn, b oveiy combat resulted iu immediate death o to his oppoueut, while he camo o(V without t< even a uinrk of lend or steel, llesidee, he ti was compelled to defend himself in as many h private cncouuters froiu murderous assaults p tnudo by the friends and relatives of his n victims. In fact, having onco declared war, nud proclaimed himself a peer among the it braves of the wiW frontier, like Napoleon b ho bad no alternative but to fight it out to ci the ond. It is no wonder then if, at length, u bo contracted an insatiable passion for \ blood, and that tempestuous strife and fiery w excitement bccamo tbo only elements in which bo could support his bitter burdeu e( of existence. With a slight alteration in si tho circumstances, ho realized tho terrible o story of the emigrant to California, who a1 was imprisoned, during one long winter, by w walls of drifted snow within a gorge of the Kocky Mouutaius, and who was forced for tl subsistence to prey upon tho llcsh of bis companions, until bo formed an appetite for p this horrible food, and actually loathed et ovcry olhor article of diet! Thus the dos- 01 porado becomes a sort of cannibal. All his h thoughts and reveries are tinged with c< crimson, and his very dreams at night are d clouded with the smoke of baltlo and smell jf tho chataol house! lie sleeps with load- ti id weapons beneath his pillow; ho wears tl thom iu his bosom and near as possible to as lis heart; lie talks to them as frieuds iu si terms of unspeakable fondness; lio calls o them beloved names, bo sometimes kisses n< thorn, and often swears by *hcm. Such ol was tho affection of Captain Turner for the luclling pistols which ho bad used in bis g1 earliest combat, lio bad also practiced with them so effectually thai ho could bring y< iown tho swiftest bird on tbo wing, snutl tc >ut a candle at twenty paces, or split a bul lot at twelve upon tboblndoof a pen knifo; ai md so fearful was bis celebrity, that even men of the most unquestionable courage would tuill r?alo at tbo least frown wliieli ip pen rod on the uneven surface of his fore ci bond. c< This arch-duellist had scarcely uttered lie last word recorded in the- previous paragraph, when his cofupartjo^of the hawk's o< [irotile said, in a tremulous whisper? '1 Irish! he is coniintr this way." "Lot him come," answered Turner, la- ci jonically; and his countenance writhed li; iguin with that strange stude of murderous ia meaning. h The luoment afterward*, young Thorn li Loir advanced towards the bar, with his proud, defiant tread, and glancing around a: upon die throng with a stem look of calm e< leleriniua'ion?for ho had ?>\oihoard sotuc u disconnected, hut othiri-i vc words, and was Ij :otiscious that himsell and his wife, had p hecn the objects of impertiueut curiosity, a its ho conducted her to (hvti slato-room, and it the pnrpo-e ol this p-i ambulation was to ascertain if any one fell disposed to iterate p the insult when ho was not embarrassed m l?y the cure of a lady. l[o had approached p very near the upper end of the cabin, and it was in tho act of passing out on the boiler- li leek, when ho caught tho fierco eyos of the h duellist fixed upon bint with an expression n that, for the instant, caused biin to shudder a in spite of his reckless braver v. The feel- U ing, however, vanished immediately, with out even displaying anv token of its exist ci k * .1 0. * i * - cuv?j uii iiin ivauiresj jinn no paused and tt confronted tlio desperado with a look of ii I??f:y ami cool daring, which would have s< louo credit to one of the world's great ai generals iiutho crisis of victory or defeat. r< It said as plainly as tho countenance n! could speak in tho initio language of natu- h ral signs: "1 defy you, and 1 defy death al- if so!"?for an unerring instinct, .such as be j b longs to all animals in similar situations, w assured him that, although the other was d a stranger, he stood in the presence of a a mortal oueniy. ii It was truly a curious sight to watch il those two tucn thus gating into each olhci's si eyes, and, as il were, silently pledging ci themselves to the deadliest of all issues? il for they had already ai ranged such a meet- p ing in their minds before either had spoken s ft word. There was, however, a vast dif r< feiotice in the respective appearances of o these tacit antagonists. Tho lace of Thorn c ton was firm, martial, overflowing with l( magnanimity as well as courage, ami alto- ti getlier unpolluted l>y tho darraigns of any n base or malevolent passion. Tho vis??o of tl Turner w^t writhing with its awful smile, n tiis grey eyes wcro tinged with lurid, groen- w ish rays, such as flash from tho glittering h arhs of tho enraged rnttlosnake; am! his h nen;ud ttA.ifnn/l -u.'lt u . I .. , .. . .. III^IU 1 l?o supposed to wear when about to soize b upon a soul lost to light and life forever w more. it Turner was tho first to speak, and he in- b pi 1 red in sarcastic tones?"My dear sir, w ill you bo so good as to inform me whoth- J, jr that pretty girl, that you appear inclined J -O monopolize, is your sister, your wife, or |, your mistress!'' w The answer was uot only prompt, but i? powerful. It consisted of a sudden and ; It terrible kick from tho boot heel of young li rhornlou in tho mouth of tho ludo ques- j o doner, as ho sat half reclined in bis chair, u The unexpected shock iooecncd several of ;1 his front teeth, caused the blood to strcnm ci from bis lips and nose, and seut hiin spraw a ling at full length along the tloor. Instant- g ly all was confu .ion and wild uproar. The w crowd rushed into a douse circle around the 11 combatants, somo favoring one aido and it souie the otlur, until the atfair grow to bo I a sort of promiscuous free fight, in which t all the spectators at last took a part. Ciies, y curses, and mingled exclamations of rage li or fear resounded in every direction, varied e occasionally by tbo sharp roar of a pistol, i n or tho ringing clash of Impinging steel, as fi knives wero crossed in ferocious play. Tor- j v riblo screams issued froiu that portion of o the enbin appropriated to tbo ladies. The i captain and officers hurried to the scene, I and shouted, "Order! order'.'1 Thay might i as well have conunftnJcd tho thunder cloud r to bo silent, or the hurricane to coasc rav- v ng. Finally, however, as tliero must be f n end to all things, nnd even to tho most pr oleclnble of Affrays, the tumult subsided, 'nj ut not until two inon wore slain, and three I ? titers fearfully wounded. But, strange to ; an ell, noither of those who originated the pi rouble were materially injured. Thornton to ad escaped entirely unhurt, aud his op- ca oueiit had only received some ugly but w< ot dangerous bruises about the face. w Nevertheless tho latter was far from bo- wi ig satisfied with the result as it then stood; wi ut as soon as tho noise had abated, he di ried out, literally foaming with rage?"I ur emand tho satisfaction of a gentleman, ut "oung man, you owe mo for a blow, and I oti ill lake nothing but Mood in payment!" m "Do not accept his challenge," whisper- PC J a luwyer fiom St. I.outs. "llo is a dead bl rot, nnd can bring down the wildest bird &u ti tho wing, or pierce tho eye of a squirrel oc t tho height of tho tallest tree. To fight Ac ilh hint is equivalent to suicide!" de "Is he a gentleman?"' asked Thornton, in ?ti to sntno low tone. hi "Ho is generally regarded as such," ro- tr< lied tho lower; "and ho certainly possess- sh ? the education, means, nnd social status of be itc; y- t few persons can be found so fool- as ardy as to threw their lives away in a hi >mbat with him, whose aiin is always bi Bath." of Turner in the mtantimo became iinpa- *'1 cut, and cxclaiintd, scornfully?"1 hope pr tat you and your friend will bo as quick hi t you can conveniently in deciding what rents to be a difficult question in your wi ivti mind, as to whether you will, or will gc ot, risk your cowardly carcass on the field fel f honor." no 'I only desired to know if you were a ru eolicmnn,'' answered Thornton, calmly. nt "And what is tho ottclusion at which an r>u liavo arrived on a subject so interesting dl r both of us?" sneered tho duellist. tei "That 1 will give vuu tlio interview you ti* lk." ' Wi "When?" he "Whenever you please." "Let it be now, within the present hour," hi io*.l Turner, with eager impatience for tho of nning revenge. on "1 am content," was lUoHiravo response. IVt "What weapons Uo you choose?" iinjuir- lu I Tunny. ov 'Pistols," was the a tower. wi "Then-wo can nettle the matter at once," th lied tho duellist, joyfully; "for we can hi ghl on Oio upper deck of the boat, ns it ha not probable that the captain will laud an ere iii the woods and wait till wa have pi uished our sport." li? "Very well," replied the other, in accents av s careless as if he were not at nil interest- ! hr i in the u alter; r.? d accordingly, they ' c0 lade immediate preparations for the dead- j sii : eon tost. Doctof Trench, of tho hawk's I 4k rofile, was die second of Captain Turner, hsi ud tho St. L'?nis lawyor consented to act | cr s tho fiiond of Thornton. When, hotrever, they were all ready to tit roceed to that part of tho vessel selected d<4 the place for the encounter, a sudden e\- ro rossicn <-f incll'ablo tenderness catno orer I" to countennnco of Thornton?something 1,1 kc tremulous drops of dew gathered about lo is eyes?and ho said, in a mournful, nl- cd tost sobbing voice: "Wait live minutes, f? ltd sutler me to pay, perhaps, my last adieu til ) the wife that 1 wedded this morning." in Tho rel was of course concedud. Tur- sli r nl tir>t smiled scornfully at the supposed be oak it ess of his adversary, and then a con- to try and unaccustomed emotion seemed al- w ?to arise from the lowest depth of his soul, li ml be murmured in a low, sad tone, which *<-' rumbled a sigh of infinite sorrow?"And 1. re las! ? I have no ono to bid farowell! 1 , ti< avo not a friend ou earth to shed a tear oi I fall!" There was something indescrt- re ably lliOttehing in tlio utterance of such ?1 ord-s by the hardened duellist?tlic raur la erouH titan, whose charactor was stained ?p 11 over with blood, and who had rivalled | to t ruthless barbarity the very savages of j lil ic" wilderness. Whence emanated this j o\ trnnge tav of feeling? What profound di ..r .i., \ ?...! t.: I c %*iv^ \jk urn iiu.m nan inuMiiu fcmc.'in.'u > ili>no poarl of heavenly (low from the | b? .iradi.se of life's golden dawn! Was the Ik >lemn thought aroused l>y tho flashing sininiscenco of some angel, with dove's ni yes and sunny hair, that lie had once enll ii< I mother, in the radiant years when he cii >o had a home, and drank the living wn- wi }r of sweet n flections??or was it a 1110- le: lentarv glimpse into tho future rather i p? tan the past?a prescience more than a an teinory? Hid a ghost from the other Ik 'orld, one that his violenco had formerly be uiled from its house of clay, whisper in er is oar tho warning of a doom which was n? rawing near.' 1 >nt whatever may have dc eon the cause of that mournful shadow be Inch darkened his brow, it lasted only ar. hi istant, nn J was replaced i>y his old ha rii dual look of fierce, sneering ferocity. st; It is impossible to paint tho parting ?Ccuc etween Thorntou and his beautiful bride. ? liorc ate many agonies in tho history of a uman hearts, which no |? n or pencil ever t? icldcd by mortal hands alioulj presume m > approach. Tliev are too deep for even i so ars, unless tlio brain itself could turn to | w, pud lire and weep itself away, like drops i,j I molten lava. They aro too intense lor b;. Iterance bv any articulate sounds unless oil " *0 i rformcd. Tho sunshine was glorious, tho ue sky of summer, without even a wisp of owy cloud, and tho very air seemed an 1 can of perfuuio from tho musk of wild >weis that grow in nature's unfenced garins on either sido of that mngniticeut ream. Minis of hrilliaut plumage war* cd their gay minstrelsg from a thousand ?e-top.s, and nil tlio world of land and ' ining water, lli'o groen woods and the ' lUndWs blue of heaven, looked happy, ' on sumo celestial holiday which Deity 1 msolf had ordained. And horo wero two others of the same exalted specfoa, that so 1 ion mars tho beauty of tho universe of 1 liich it proudly claims to bo monarch, 1 cpared and oagcr to shed each other's 1 trod! # 1 'lhc fatal word wna at length given, and, ith tho word, tho two pistols cracked toitlier. At tho report, young Thornton 1 I backwards and rolled into the river bo- ' nth, whore ho disappeared under the shing water. Tho bullet from his eno y's weapon had penotratod his right oyo, ] id gone directly through tlio brain. Nor 1 J tho nrcli-ducllMt Tumor fato much bet- ( r. Tlio lead of his adversary passed * rough his lungs; and with tho wild, J tiling cry, l4Mv mother! Oh! my mother!" i fell upon the deck a wrp^c. \ A...1 -lM t. - . ,1-!- ' * z?iiu um iiu, iw, uus man o[ cruelly nnu ' ood, once have n mother! Was ibis head iron obstinacy ever cradled to sleep tip- 1 i a bosom that beat with undying fond *s, and sho sung for his Infant ears the 1 llably tender as the melting love of her ' vii heart, and soft as sighs of the evening 1 tid?;Did she kiss with ntany prayers ' esc Mi'ecring lip?*, \flrich have since grown ' ack with curse-*? Did she toy with these inds, that theii had never given a blow in ' igcr, but which learned afterwards to 1 ay with the horrible dice of death, until 1 3 arm grew red to tho o'.bow! But ray! away with all such ipicstiousl Wc 1 ivo nil had mothers; and yet, if they tiki have foreseen, at our birth, all the is and sorrows that shouid hunt us like muds of hell into our graves, they might ivo been tempted to strangle us in our itdles! In tho c<>nibat thoro were aUo more viens than two. At tho instant when the nible report of the pistols sounded, there sc an Appalling shriek from the cabin hew, so mournful, so despairing, so full of alterable anguish, like the wail of some st soul, that all thoso who heard it dream[ about it for months, and never could rget it till their dying day! Alnsl beau'ul Kva, there is one inoto broken heart the world! Bui except this faarful cry, u did not manifest any strong signs of ircavoinont. She continued on the boat St. Louis, remained on board while it as in port, and letuined on the downward ip. Her conduct evinced tho clcarost nso of propriety. She gave brief but corct answers to any one who chose to quea3ii her, and then relapsed into a continnis silence, which she uever broke, save iu spouse to the interrogations of others. ie appeared to live in a revery that had iion upon nor, as it were from some far-of hore ?one of bliss and beauty; for alio ofn smiled with a subdued and seraphic cy sweetness at the images created by her vn wandering thoughts. Yet, still she u not show a iy indications of n mind sensed, unless the unnatural and wild > illiaucv of her dark bearing oyea might i so considered. At last, howevor, one raylessnnd stormy glit, when they pas.>ed over that por?n of the stream where the duel hail oc irrod, she disappeared from the boat, and as never heard of again. She had doubt? thrown herself into tho water, for the irpose <t, id only love. I'oorEva! widowed aiuioit foro she was a wife! May she sleep well uioaili the groat liquid highway of westn States, that soon must bo nations; but ivor shall even tho wide regions of the 'W dropping west produce a being more lautiful than unf>rtuuato one \Vho lies nied under the waves of that mightiest rer ever illumined by the iigut of sun or w! Tekiufic Co mi! at iikiwkuv IIoi..I> -Late Knglish papers givo an account o' most .singular biit terriblecombat between <> horses in tho streets of Cor bun on lb, iincdiatoly opposite the Gcorgo Hotel. Ii ems that n- tlio dragoons stationed there ere walking their horses to tlio oth cars, and, with an irou rasp, made the animal groan with r.igo nd pain. The bay was with difficulty ireed away, and tried to kick aud bite rery one near him. I ?? Hon. James Buchanan. ?u Mr. lluchanan'scouise upon the Tariff of I'1 18 42 has been made the subject of much Dominant, and his voting for that bill it w! claimed as conclusive proof of his being an * idvocate of liigh Tariffs. A candid noru- . tal of tho facta of the cjisc will, we luink, put tho chargo fairly to rest, and it is to ?? ibis point that we now invito our readers. It will be remembered that, by tho terms ^ the Compromise act of 1833, tho Tariff 1 was to undergo periodical reductions until Vy' 1842, whon it was then to bo placed upon re it Kevunue basis. Mr. Iluehanan, as before ?y that Compromise in good faith. Uut lieforo the expiration of tbo Compromise tct, a new legal question arose, which diviJcd the best minds of the couutry. It was, whether further legislation would not he necessary to carry out this provision of tho Compromise. Mr. Calhoun held that fur- *! thcr legislation was necessary. The condition ot tho Treasury also ron- yC lercd such a step necessary. Tho whole fountry was suffering, in all its interests, from severe pecuniary embarrassments, and ja, universal bankruptcy prostrated public as ^ well as private credit. When Congress ex assembled in 1842, the Treasury was euip ^ ty, the estimates exceeded the idUonue, and ov ?n increase of tho Tariff, to iuect tho wants .K of tho Government, was absolutely do cn manded. Tho advocates of high Tariff and ju Protection hailed the misfortunes of the 3U Government as nn auspicious opportunity for carrying out their plans. Distribution of the proceeds arising from the sale of publie land, was a favorite ineasuro with the ' Whigs, and thev determined, if nossible. to ? retain this policy, aud, nt the same lime, to ?,r increase the Tariff; although, if these pro "V ceeds had boon appropriated to the want* ?! of tho Government, that increase might P liavo lx>cu inoro moderate. Two separate v rarilF bills passed Congress, containing this PC iistribution clause, and both wero vetoed 1 1 in quick succession by President Tyler. The wx Whigs still adhered to thoir policy, and the session was well-nigh spent is-fore any step , was taken to pass a Tariff, and provide for P. the wants of tho Government. They knew . 1 that something must be done, or the Gov- ? eminent bo left bankrupt, and they calm- ? lated tipon this necessity to force the Demacratic party into tho measure of a high Protective Tariff. The admitted nocossity for further legislation upon the expiration of tho Compromise act, and tire positive #e necessities of tho Government, constituted w tho circumstances undor which the Tariff S( of 1842 was brought forward. It came up m finally on the 27lh of August, three days before tho ndjourincnt, when Mr. lluchauan ,r_ rose And explained his position. His speech * will ho fouud iu lull in the Congressional Globe. Our limits confine ns to extract*. Mr. lluchauan commenced by describing ?? the condition of the country as follows: "The only alternatives now presented to !" tho Senate is, whether we shall pass this .'J bill, or leave the country in its present do- . plorable condition. Every substitute pro posed for the bill has failed; and it is moraliy iinpossiblo that any otbor measure can a now bo introduced in its stead, with the e< least liopo of success. * * * f * * * If we adjourn with* c out passing any bill, what will bo the con- 1* dition in which we shall leave tho treasury of tho country? Why, sir, many of tho ablest lawyers throughout tho lTrtion, as well as a larco maioritv in both Houses of P Congress, hold tlio opinion, tbal there is Ir now uo law in existence under which any j? revenue can be collected. This is the almost J universal opinion of the Whig party; and it is also tho opinion of my friend from a' South Carolina, (Mr. Calhoun,) on whoa; judgment 1 am disposed to place great roli , ance. * * * * * * u Now, our Treasury is insolvent; the public creditors havo largo demands against it, w which it is unable to ineot: the state of u things is growing daily worso: and there is even dangor that tho operations of the Government may bo wholly 9tisj>oiidcd, a and vet wo propose to adjourn, leaving the country in this fearful, this deplorable con- ' dition. * * * Now, 1 maintain * that tho Induty of au American statesinan is to inako any honorable sacrifice of ^ opinion which may bo necessary to sustain tlio character and credit of his country. Without the passage of this very bill?for we can obtain no other?we shall be dis- 5* graced at home, and still more disgraced ~ abroad. * * * * * * ,A |V "I have thus hastily sketched une side of the picture; and now lot mo hasten to another. I admit, most cheerfully, that tho [>( bill is extravagant in the protection it af- i fords. * * * /' in hi'l qj' which 7 do not approve, and fur uhich I would not ^ ' -de, ra re it not for the jjrrsent tinjutrallfled cun ill.on of tht > .// c protected by a ?' prohibitory dufy. ***** r< When 1 camo to Congress, al ll?o com- d mcnoment of tho present session, I confess ,r I entertained letter and brighter hopes. 1 f' thought that (he propitious moment had < ' arrived for settling tho tariff rpiostion upon a permanent basis. 1 hoped that such a tl scale of duties Could have Loon agreed upon, " considering the pressing demand for rev- n onne, as wouM havo afforded sufficient in- ti cidontaj protection to our leading branches of manufacture, and prove satisfactory to tho whole country. I was prepared to go as far as 1 possibly could to satisfy tho tvi?he* M of my friends tu tho Hooth, ami t Wtieve that thcr were also desirous of meeting tne j * ilf-way, and compromising tide vexed lostion. 1 was disposed to yield much, Sieving that less incidental protection juld be suiHcieut for tho manufacturers, lien they knew it was to be permanent. lis spirit of tauiciliaiion was that which ivo birth to our institutions; and this alone n preserve them. In such a spirit, T ad scd a valued friend in the House (Mr. Inirsolt) to Introduce a bill restoring the ities as they stood in 1839. This bill 3'jfd have scarcely produced sufficient vonue to supply the wants of tt>e treasury. * . , id it would have reduced all the duties ider the act of 1832 in equal proportion. ' regretted to find that this measure of con* wtiou received no support from my luthern political friends, with whom it ha* er been my pride and pleasure to act in \rnnjny. Evon a proposition to rostore e duties to what thoy were in 1840 met ith a similar fate; and such was my nnx* ty to manifest my friendly disposition on e subject, that I would havo votod on sterday for a similar proposition, introiced by tho Senator from Virginia, (Mr. ivca,) although I know it thon came too te, had it not contained tho to ine odious x npon tea and coffee. If the present travagant bill should l*e forced upon the untry, 1 feel conscious that I have done erything to avert it, in tlio only manner < xwible, by most earnestly and sincerely deavoring to unite our |*olttical friends favor of a moderate and conciliatory meare." Sach were Mr. Buchanan's own forcible *V asons for voting for the tariff of 1842. Mr. las Wright, of New York, an opponoot protection, voted for the bill on the samo ounds. Comment is unnecessary. Mr. iichanau's vote on that occasion was ncl ven to sustain protection, nor the princi*? -- * ? ullars worih of real estate. While acquirg this property, Mr. A. contracted about 700 worth of debts, two thousand fivo undred of which belonged to Mr. D. Mr. is not any more honest than the law alias. So ho thought he would get rid of .hose cussed bores," his creditors, by maleig over his property to his niece, a fino oking young lady, aged about eighteen. .0 accordingly wont to a lawyer, made out te papers, and assigned the whole of his * ?al estate to his niece, the interesting young idy already spoken of. Having concluo] his arrangements, he thought he would o South and look at the country. This >ok place last summer. During his ab* >nco in pursuit of quietness and cotton elds, Mr. B. ascertains all about the assign* lent, audgoes in for making things square, [e commenced operations by courting tbe ioce aforesaid, and finished up by inarryig her. When Mr. A returns from Oeoria, ho finds that he has been done?that B. as not only got thirty-seven thousand, but ve hundred dollars worth of real estate in Jdition. Mr. A. is now swearing in eight rllablos, and insists that it is a conspiracy. [o talks of writ'*, law and red tape, but as to statutes will not allow a man to take jvftntago of his own wrong, we fear be ill have to "gnu and bear it." It is not ecespary for us to sav that Mr. B. feels first ito over the achievement, whilo the nieco mnot understand why her uncle should ive her forty thousand dollar* worth of ;al estate, and then fly into a passion just acau-e nho bestowed it on her husband. If e arc not mistaken, this is the best piece r sharp praetico that has turned up this ia?ou. A physician living in lloiinepin, Putnam runty, states that a few weeks ago he was died professionally to attend upon a lady i that vicinity, iu the hour of parturition. he sufferings of Uio mother were unusual brief and light. When the child was >ru it presented a ilegroo of deformity unttalloled in human malformation, being >iled up not unlike a large serpent. The rtloin of tbo feet were planted square up? the forehead, and the arms wete so coil1 within the fold* of the lower extremities i not to bo visible. When the child was aooiled, it was discovered that the joints, r the wrists, elbows, nhouldera, ankles [tees, and hips, were all dislocated. These >o physicians restored to their natural potion, and, when thrrs restored, ths child [ensured threo foot in length, and only iree inches in girth around the cheat; the ma were eighteen inches long, and not rcr one in circumference. It lived only to short space of eight hours. Tub Ai'KICOT. -This fruit ouirht to Le iu >0i v garden, however small, and m.iy e:?* ly be grown in llio small pint attached to lost city dwellings. Its season of ripening M>dors it valuable. It requires to be in a egroo retarded in its early blooming, as its notation is liable tre thinning is necessary after the fmit is one stoning. Annually washing the stems f the tree with ft scrubbing brush and a dul'ron of whnlo oif", soap and water, Wifl dd innch to tho vigor of the tree, a?d seure it from the attacks of inserts.